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Oh! My assistant!
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Stop wasting time, guys! We’re starting the meeting!
So, what are we talking about today?
Because you can't collect data if you can't record the change?
Exactly.
Hmph. Be honest, Christina. You just don't want me to see the <FONT incolor=
I don't have a Mongolian Spot!
I'm sorry about that.
Well, that's unexpected... You actually apologized.
But when Mister Braun turned the TV off, the shaking stopped immediately.
The discharge was interrupted.
It may be too heavy for one person, but it's a different story for two. You and I just need to carry it together. Why else do you think I made you my assistant?
So that's why...
What sort of hotel?
What do you mean? It's a normal hotel in Ochanomizu.
I've never felt Mayuri was a burden. Not once.
Then you should tell her that.
You're such a wannabe American. What do you mean, 'oh god'? Oh, I get it. Chris-chan is a Chris-tian.
That's terrible.
There you go.
...I'll wait until then.
I'm not trolling, just naming her power.
Cut the chatter and get started.
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And it was probably the beta world line. Am I wrong?
Christina. Report on the status of these translations.
Can you stop talking like that? It's pretentious and annoying as hell.
But sometimes your hypotheses are mistaken! Even Einstein was wrong about some things!
So you're going to do nothing, just because you could be wrong? Then enjoy your dirty little lab and your silly gadgets, because that's all you'll ever have.
What are you doing?
Thinking about the time leap machine.
S-sorry to disappoint you.
...eh?
'Don't forget. It was my mad skillz that turned the PhoneWave into a time leap machine.'
I don't talk like that!
What time is it now!? What month? What day!?
Hey, that hurts! Calm down!
But he's not a girl at all. He's a guy!
Is that some kind of joke?
So we can only send memories. Where does that leave us?
Your memories aren't the only thing that define you. Even if you send your memories to the past, it will be the receiving you's consciousness and personality that process them.
Christina. I need you to enter a number into the PhoneWave (name subject to change).
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It doesn’t matter whether I’m in the alpha world line or the beta world line.
Get a hold of yourself, Rintaro Okabe!
That's going to look suspicious...
What are you so scared of? That's not the vain and arrogant Okabe I know.
Just take it. It's not even that bulky.
Oh, fine. I guess I'll take it.
Your father?
You make a fine argument, but it won't work in the scientific community.
Got it.
After you leap back to this afternoon, just sit tight and don't do anything until I complete the Time Leap Machine.
Whatever.
You guys are hopeless. Better do something quick.
Trust what you see! The only things that matter are things that happen; things that don't happen, things that aren't observed, are just hypotheses!
When hypotheses pile up, and theories are verified, they become reality.
That might not be enough to cause worldline divergence.
Like Okabe said, you need to make a change that's easier to observe. Or else there's no point to this experiment.
Ah... AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Okabe!
Looks like I'm in your way, so I'll just go.
...Oh, okay.
I am the great Hououin Kyouma, a mad scientist with an IQ rivaling that of Isaac Newton himself!
And?
Heh heh heh. So what'll it be? I don't think it's a bad deal at all.
You mean for you.
The PhoneWave (name subject to change) wouldn't have come this far without you and Daru at my side.
Okabe...
...You'll know soon enough.
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So there's hope?
Wait a second.
By the way, Christina, I have always felt that physicists are hypocrites.
...What?
I assume it'll be during summer break. Make sure you let me know ahead of time.
Wha-wha-wha-what are you talking about!?
...It's about 7 AM, right?
Huh?
Anyway, Christina. What were you looking at just now, hmm?
I was... doing research!
I am not Okabe!
This is exhausting...
Were you listening? Good. Commence preparations for Operation Verthandi!
First, explain what that is!
I'd be lying if I called it clean. This entire building is in shambles.
Anyway, I refuse to use the same shower as Okabe.
Christina, is it okay to stay here this late? Perhaps you should contact your family.
No need.
Well? When are you going to see him?
...Huh?
Why didn't you tell me that before!?
Before what? I just finished the Time Leap Machine, remember?
What kind of perverted old man are you!?
Fwahn! Wh-what!?
Then what's the problem?
Weren't you listening? I said, as long as the Time Leap Machine exists.
Mayuri!?
So you're the devoted type, huh?
Hmm... well...
That creepy grin... are you thinking perverted thoughts again?
Indeed. I am the symbol of this lab, not the boss.
I don't know what you mean by symbol, but how do you plan to turn the PhoneWave into a time machine? Let's have details.
Nice tsundere line.
Don't mock me. You just happened to tear your clothes, and I just happened to have a sewing kit handy when you did. It's coincidence. That's all.
Please... help me.
...Now this is a shock.
I heard it from you first.
When?
You're a noisy one.
Don't walk forwards. Then I have to walk backwards. Let's walk sideways.
I'd ask you the same thing, Christina.
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What makes you think I'll answer? I know how the Organization operates.
What's with this 'Organization' stuff?
And hardwiring each of them to the <FONT incolor=
Both devices use electromagnetic waves. I'm not a specialist, though, so I can't examine the extent or magnitude of the influence that fusion has...
In accordance with the Butterfly Effect, the remaining seconds should be canceled out. The experiment never happened.
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From the moment you become a lab mem to the moment of your departure, your brain shall be used for the benefit of our lab.
You're so full of it. Let's see the contract, then.
Or you could take something from our stock of cup noodles.
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Nothing...
Then why did you cancel the cracking of SERN?
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W-wait! Stop!
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You look like a girl in love waiting for an email from her boyfriend.
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Will you... remember me?
I guess...
I-it's just a joke. Don't take it so seriously.
...You came to wake me up? Thanks.
I didn't do it for you.
Or maybe I just haven't mastered it yet. Maybe I haven't tapped into its full potential.
Running only makes it hurt more.
Me, leave? I practically live here! This lab was promised to me by Steins Gate. It's the dwelling place of my soul!
We girls are staying here overnight, so you filthy boys need to show respect. Your home isn't even far from here, right?
Show me the others.
'Jellyman's Report 9.'
Why you! Who gave you the authority to reject my ideas!? You're just an assistant!
Then why don't we take a vote? All in favor of Nostalgia Drive.
Moeka's handler. She's obsessed with FB. If the mail comes from FB, she'll do whatever it says.
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What do you mean?
It's almost the same. The same as Titor's theory.
Interested?
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You can't call physics the study of natural phenomena, then decide some things don't count!
True, but...
Fuck logic!
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It shows you my number, doesn't it!?
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Don't scare me like that. What are you guys doing packed into that tiny shower anyway?
Get out, you perv!
Ah...
But... thanks anyway. I definitely didn't expect you to offer to come...
No! Lab mem, stupid! Short for laboratory member!
You mean you want me to join your research team? I'm supposed to return to America in August.
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What?
Hey! You're just reading out of a dating manual, so you've got no right to look down on me, you American virgin!
Who are you calling an American virgin?
In the end, we arrive at the question of 'where is the self?'
This Time Leap Machine only sends memories. That, I guarantee.
D-don't glare like that! This isn't right! You're supposed to believe me!
What made you think I'd believe something like that!?
After Titor explains herself again, we'll start repairs on the time machine. Our goal is to have it working by this time today.
Is that the best plan?
Trying for the clumsy girl appeal?
It was an accident!
I’m not a kid. I can run a simple errand.
Yeah, you’re right.
What? You want me to go back in time and give you CPR or something? I'd need to use the PhoneWave (name subject to change) for that.
...I've heard enough. No more hallucinating about me, okay? Dying isn't fun, even if it's in someone else's head.
But you love experiments. Don't you?
S-something wrong with that?
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Why don't you time leap?
How long has it been since you went to America?
Umm... seven years.
You're contradicting yourself.
No, I'm not.
Don't you understand? No, of course you don't. How could you, with impure thoughts clouding your eyes!
Wh-what do you mean?
Naked, you mean it becomes observable.
When the event horizon disappears, there's no more reason for time and space to change places. Meaning that you can enter a naked singularity without being trapped.
No, you fool! Not that!
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What!? You mean you'd rather post <FONT incolor=
Gh, I hate myself for understanding those words!
I can feel your aura of malice. You must be a powerful kung-fu master.
Don't be ridiculous.