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Facebook Q&A LyricsQ: Why dont you smile?
A: aint shit funny
Q: Where is the toy warehouse?
A: google that shit
Q: Do you put Nutella on your waffles in the morning ?
A: íve been doing the berzerk face for two months straight
Q: Hi! Which person from history, do you most admire.. and why??
A: ali, wasnt afraid of any challenge
Q: Did you overcome your fear of giraffes?
A: no, just sick of sticking my neck out for people
Q: If you could go back and change one thing about MMLP2, what would that be and why?
A: I would have added dont front on to the deluxe bonus disc but we didnt clear the sample in time
Q: What made you change your hair color again?
A: slim shadys back bitch
Q: How are you doing?
A: good
Q: What tips can you give to people whos just starting to write songs
A: keep writing
Q: i dont know what i ask :/
A: i dont know what you say
Q: Ladies send me a friend request. married or single:) friends are always good:)
A: sned this guy a friend request
Q: do you even lift?
A: fuck yeah bro
Q: What is your all time favorite thing to do while you wind down from a busy day?
A: nintendo bitch, run punch jump
Q: do you have a dog?
A: nope
Q: What do you think of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis and their style? What other artists do you like?
A: I think they made a great album
Q: how long did it take to write Rap God ?
A: six minutes and one second
Q: What do you think J.Cole?
A: He is dope
Q: What tips can you give to people whos just starting to write songs
A: keep writing
Q: Whos your favorite comic-book hero?
A: spiderman
Q: That Ken Kaniff in Wicked Ways skit, damn man, laughed so much
A: thanks, me too
Q: Are you the first rapper to smack a bitch or say faggot?
A: apparently yes
Q: Whos your favorite basketball team?
A: detroit pistons
Q: what time is it there ???
A: you have no idea how funny that is
Q: what is your favorite TV series/show?
A: the wire
Q: Favorite spot to masterbate outside of home?
A: mcdonalds bathroom
Q: Whats your favorite Mexican food mother fucker
A: tacos bitch!
Q: Awesome!
A: indeed
Q: what is byour favorte NFL team
A: the lions
Q: Why do you hate the broncos so bad?
A: i dont, matthew does
Q: Did you ever stroke Rick Rubins beard in the studio to get ideas?
A: no, we only sampled the stroke
Q: I wish you could see my questions
A: i kinda just did
Q: Can u mix your own track alone? I mean Eq Compression etc
A: pretty damn close
Q: what inspired you to start rapping?
A: ll cool j
Q: Ever eat Jets pizza? Best thing about warren MI when I visited :)
A: fuck yeah, its delicious
Q: How do you keep a straight face when you incorporate so many awesome puns in your lyrics?
A: i laugh enough when I am recording them, thats why I never smile
Q: Do you do cleaning at home? :D
A: i wipe my own ass
Q: How are you doing?
A: good
Q: What is one thing that you get annoyed at the most ?
A: when people keep asking me if I am retiring
Q: Have you had a nose job
A: if I did I should sue the doctor
Q: Why don’t you follow anyone on Twitter?
A: always be a leader, not a follower
Q: I would cry if you saw this ;(
A: start crying
Q: Im sure that you are not going to see this comment..
A: boy were you wrong, gotta wrap this up. thanks everyone for the questions, I got to get back to work28Embed |
The Cross Lyrics
Braveheart...
I carry the cross, if Virgin Mary had an abortion
Id still be carried in the chariot by stampedin horses
Had to bring it back to New York
Im happy that the streets is back in New York
For you rappers, I carry the cross
I carry the cross, if Virgin Mary had an abortion
Id still be carried in the chariot by stampedin horses
Had to bring it back to New York
Im happy that the streets is back in New York
For you rappers, I carry the cross
Yall can keep yall weak beats from your corny producers
Theres a new king of the streets, youre gonna get used to
I was the old king of the streets, that yall once hated
But now I reinvented myself, and yall all waited
NAS, N.A.S. mean Niggas Against Society
Noisy I aim, not silently, noose all surroundin me
I hang em, I string em up, aint no thing, I just drop em
To which doctor you copped
And you locked and it aint what it was
I changed it up from that pop shit, its hard to see R&B
Rappers arguably, started fuckin up the game horribly
Cause I parted the sea, then these novices targeted me
Bitches infatuated say they love me lyin to me
What Ive discovered is my brothers tryin to be
The next me, yeah I support him, but hes blinded I see
Jealousy, he love me to death and Im buggin
I love him for life, we both still mournin on our mothers life
And I dont need much but a Dutch, a bitch to fuck
A six, a truck, some guns to bust
I wish it was that simple, the last emperor, hit yo ass
With the Nasty Nas diary, get out my path
I carry the cross, if Virgin Mary wouldve an abortion
Id still be carried in the chariot by stampedin horses
Had to bring it back to New York
Im happy that the streets is back in New York
For you rappers, I carry the cross
I carry the cross, if Virgin Mary had an abortion
Id still be carried in the chariot by stampedin horses
Had to bring it back to New York
Im happy that the streets is back in New York
For you rappers, I carry the cross
I cant keep a bitch cause none of them come before little Des
I cant be too rich, too many hoes lined up for sex
I cant rest until my niggas in houses with pretty mazes
Water and flowers in em
While my niggas walk around in they trousers grinnin
Gotta keep a lot of heat; .30 cals, 10 millimeters
.40 cals plus the Heckler to set yall straight
You too light? I shoot your freckles out
You too dark? The infrared show you what the TEC about
Huh? Im stressin out, need more offices for bosses
Secretaries and meetings with big sharks who mad greedy
We can sell mo boats on the coast
Give coats to the po, and give hope to the broke, then live low
But that aint reality; I look happy, but under the sky
You see a nigga who know, out of three women two out of three
Will love you but lead you to they own hidden evil
Bitch! You the reason niggas be beefin, ho get on
Posed to be Earth, aint worth the pussy that you sit on
From here on its a new day
Million dollars aint what it was yesterday
Many problems, many niggas, most involved but they fake
Hope yall relate
I carry the cross, if Virgin Mary had an abortion
Id still be carried in the chariot by stampedin horses
Had to bring it back to New York
Im happy that the streets is back in New York
For you rappers, I carry the cross
I carry the cross, if Virgin Mary had an abortion
Id still be carried in the chariot by stampedin horses
Had to bring it back to New York
Im happy that the streets is back in New York
For you rappers, I carry the cross, I carry the cross11Embed |
No One’s Iller Lyrics
Yeah… ha ha ha
Yeah, Bizarre Kid comin at you
Eminem and Fuzz and Mr. Swifty, ha ha
No ones iller than me
No one, no one is iller than me
No one is iller than me
Its Mr. Swifty from the 313
I make rappers wanna turn into singers
I keep hoes lickin they fingers
Bring this competition and face this meaning
Got your whole crew doin subpoenas
Hell nah, you aint seen a crew, genius
Murder whoevers between us, pack your heaters
Keep it close, you cant beat us
While your whole crew treat us like Gs, you best believe this
I done made quadriplegics outta these non-rappin rejects
While the whole world ejects your tape
It aint no secret that your shit sounds fake
You cant stop it, my mind state
Makes it too late for cops in tryin to stop the crime rate
Im like toothaches: Im painful to rappers
Then you can tell from these shells
How I gotta bend em like root canals
I erase all trails, somethin farther from gettin bail
Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well
Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linking trials
Horrified, and keep on frontin, repentin and lose they bowels
Everything is foul when Swifts around, vacate now
Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
Im gonna take this gnac and drink it straight wild
Niggas steady fallin in my face like milk crates – BLAAAOW!
Its Swifty from the 313
Like I said, no one is iller than me, unnhh
Me and Eminem and Mike, drivin down Van Dyke
Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin transvestite
Still on probation for stranglin my boy Jason
Should be takin my medication, its nine to 10 Im facin
Last week this old man I had to blast
‘Cause he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
Didnt realize it was my grandmother til I checked her pocketbook
Fuckin with the white boys got me back on crack
Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at
I done lost 100 pounds, I aint been eatin like I should
This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin good
Rob this little boy in his fuckin paper route
Throwin bombs at day care centers and yell: Everybody get out!
My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a two-piece
‘Cause she found out I was havin an affair
With her 10-year-old niece
No one, no ones iller than me
Its Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
Its Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
Nobody better test me, ‘cause I dont wanna get messy
Especially when I step inside this bitch, dipped freshly
New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
Whippin 40-bottles like the fuckin Pepsi clubs
Down a fifth, crack open a six
Im on my seventh 8-Ball, now I gotta take a piss
Im hollerin at these hoes that got boyfriends
Who gives a fuck who they was?
Im always takin someone elses girl like Cool J does
They probably dont be packin anyways — do they, Fuzz?
We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz
Mics get sandblasted, stab your abdomen
With a hand-crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
Sprayed your motherfuckin crib up when I ran past it
Fuckin felon, headed to Hell in a handbasket
Talkin shitll get you, your girl and your man blasted
Kidnapped and slapped in a van, wrapped in Saran plastic
Get your damn ass kicked
By these fantastic furious four motherfuckers
Flashin in front of your face without the Grandmasters
Slim Shady, aint nobody iller than me
I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
That trash you said got you standin on plastic legs
Ask the feds if Im past the edge
Rockin the most classic threads, flashin bread
Roll down the window: Bitch, you got some fantastic legs!
You can get til that ass get red
You can get til that ass get red
Bizarre, you get him and him
Swift, you get him and him, Ill get him and him
Leave the other two for my nigga Eminem
Never writers block, I block writers
My blocks tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
Got fired for jumpin the counter with a mop stick
Some bitch ran up screamin, Get the cops, quick!
And got drop kicked, now she screamin, Stop it!
Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
Wherever you shop, bitch, Fuzz Scoota 97 crop pick
Sick of yall niggas lookin at me like I got tits
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggas still dont know the top pick
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
And have you shittin socks, bitch
P Rock shit, leave your fuckin knot split
Grab the green from Al by showin him hot grits
— Aint nobody iller than me
Its the Mr. Fuzzy from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
Its Eminem and Swift from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
Its Fuzz and Buzz-arre from the 313
You have now witnessed four ill emcees
From the home of potholes and trash
Well lyrically blast18Embed |
Soldier Like Me Lyrics
So what Im gonna do, hopefully, is
I wanna be… Im, I, Im not a wanna be
I am 2Pac Shakur
2Pac 2005!
Guess whos back!
Guess whos back!
Guess whos back!
Guess whos back!
Everywhere I see, a soldier, a soldier
Everywhere I see, a soldier like me
Everywhere I see, a soldier, a soldier
Everywhere I see, a soldier like me
Everywhere I see, a soldier, a soldier
Everywhere I see, a soldier like me
Posse deep as I roll through the streets
Motherfuck the police as we creep in our Jeeps
Layin so low youd think Im asleep
But at the slightest beef Im robbin niggas of they teeth
And OPD can get the dick if they play toughy
Last time them niggas rushed me
I aint bust, but now Im touchy, trust me
Aint nothin jumpin but these buckshots
A niggas got enough knocks, Im poppin at corrupt cops
Them motherfuckers catch a hot one
You wanted to start a problem
Now you coward cops have got one
And theres no prison that can hold a
Motherfuckin soldier, ready to roll and take control
So now I jack em while they sleepin
Roll to the door, throw a grenade in the precinct
Some people panic, brothers bugged out
I had to keep poppin ‘cause theres no stoppin till they rubbed out
And they vest dont protect from the head wounds
Reload ammunitions and them bitches will be dead soon
Smoke risin from the barrel of my shotty
I finally got revenge, now count the bodies
Twenty cops, one for every year in jail
Tryna keep a nigga down, but shit fails
Before I let you take me, I told ya
Fuck bein trapped — Im a soulja!
I bet you that I got something you aint got
Thats called courage
It dont come from no liquor bottle
It aint Scotch, its not bourbon
I dont walk around like no G
‘Cause that aint me, Im not that person
I dont try to act like you do
‘Cause that aint you, you just frontin, you aint?
2Pac and the Mad Bitch
In the six-fo rag on them thangs, thats a bad bitch
Gettin ghost on them bitches in the town
Bustin out the back seat, nigga, when we clown
Homie, is you down? Dee got the strap and she anxious
Hurry up fore she spank shit
Comin round the corner spittin rounds
They cant hold me down
Caught them sucker-ass bitches outta bounds
Now tell me how that sound?
A double date laced with hate
Make em pray for the Judgement Day
Now tell me how that sound?
A double date laced with hate
Make em pray for the Judgement Day—stinkin beyotch!
I bet you that I got somethin you aint got
Thats called courage
It dont come from no liquor bottle
It aint Scotch, its not bourbon
I dont walk around like no G
‘Cause that aint me, Im not that person
I dont try to act like you do
‘Cause that aint you, you just frontin, you aint
Everywhere I see, a soldier, a soldier
Everywhere I see, a soldier like me13Embed |
Place to Be Lyrics
Kane is in the building, nigga
Fuck the whole world, mane, we are the freshest
Im higher than a baby on a seesaw with Precious
Yall just the messengers, we are the message
You bang on wax, I beef off the record
Rap like I trap, you cant spit this flow
I slang water, slang flour, Ima get this dough, yeah
Behind my zipper where her lipstick go
Like an embryo in a hooker, Im in this ho
Nickel!
Right off the rip, nigga, we are the dopest
Yall in front of the cameras, we are the focus
Yall are the watered-down, we are the potent
Yall call yall bosses, we call the GOAT then
We ball fo sho and, here we are fast cats
Fly me and bombs over Baghdad: B.o.B
The only thing I hate to see is hate in the place to be
What an incredible place to be
Away from the bullshit, Im fading slowly
Aint no other place Id rather be
Away from the lowlifes, surrounded by money
What about nines and super freaks?
Bottle Patrón , I’m on that green
Put it down for the team , so while my pill
Is kicking in, take another shot
What an incredible place to be
Im feeling like Cassius, at last, its the greatest
Angry intelligent rap, mad innovative
Yall blast garbage shit, we blast the haters
Hip-hops a community, we smack the neighbors
The last men standing when the shit get real
When the rest up, we stepped up like a 6-inch heel, yeah
Im getting used to how this rich shit feel
Dont judge me, Im trying my best to make my dick sit still
Uh
Fresh in the strip club, he be the realest
The drugs got her numb, but she feel this
I said I need a lover for an hour, not anything like a spouse
Told her the roofs missing, but e’rythings on the house
Table full of liquor, somethings gotta hit the spot
She might even put them on the glass if we mix a lot
Get her nice and buzzed
The nightll end when we decide it does
What an incredible place to be
Away from the bullshit, Im fading slowly
Aint no other place Id rather be
Away from the lowlifes, surrounded by money
What about nines and super freaks?
Bottle Patrón , I’m on that green
Put it down for the team , so while my pill
Is kicking in, take another shot
What an incredible place to be
You already know, nigga, we bes the flyest
You mightve seen high, but nigga we get the highest
Far as lighters, I need at least a three week supply with
All this pussy thrown at me, now Im knee-deep in gina
Bitch, Im boss, fuck around and unleash Goliath
I go deeper gettin poon, you’re wet, I call me Poseidon
Im a giant, I eat beats and I burn good
Thats my diet, B.o.B and Slaughterhouse 5’9”
Every time I scribble a rhyme down, niggas be like
Crooked, Ortiz , sick with the flow
Or explosive, know it be like Floetry
So its Ambrosis, I wrote it, know that its cool to quote it, Joe
L, one hell of a relevant MC, fella, ya melon is empty, so elementary
Benevolency resides inside our pens, C
R-double-O-K-E-D I, far up and away
‘Cause we be high
What an incredible place to be
Away from the bullshit, Im fading slowly
Aint no other place Id rather be
Away from the lowlifes, surrounded by money
What about nines and super freaks?
Bottle Patrón , I’m on that green
Put it down for the team , so while my pill
Is kicking in, take another shot
What an incredible place to be
Away from the bullshit, Im fading slowly
Aint no other place Id rather be
Away from the lowlifes, surrounded by money
What about nines and super freaks?
Bottle Patrón , I’m on that green
Put it down for the team , so while my pill
Is kicking in, take another shot
What an incredible place to be 4Embed |
Shake That Lyrics
Woo, Shady, Aftermath
Hey, bitch
There she goes, shakin that ass on the flo
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way shes grindin that pole
I think Im losin control
I bought a lil Patrón, I get in the Henn, Im gone
My eyes aint clear and Im gone so she hearin me wrong
Im kinda in the zone cause the DJ playin my song
Just another opportunity for sayin Im known
Im from Atlanta, so southern aint just a part of my grammar
I can up and cock the hammer for any nigga with anim
But I came here to get on Goose and Tropicana
Get loose, put some more in my juice and your caboose
Sippin everything from white grain to deuce-deuce
With nothin to gain but migraines and loose tooths
Eminem came with Obie, Stat and Proof too
Bobby Creek is in the place, the name is new, too
But the money been around, my drinks is ten a round
I can make her spin around, least she keep her dinner down
Simmer down, we can hit the telly when the fun stops
And I let you and your girl come tickle my gumdrops, yo
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy
Ive been to the motherfuckin mountain top
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen em drop
If I aint got a weapon Ima pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass Im gon continue to rock
Get your ass of the wall with your two left feet
Its real easy, just follow the beat
Dont let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
We bout to have a party, turn the music up
Lets get it started, go head and shake your butt
Im lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin, baby? Step right up
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are bout it, bout it
Im lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say, every day she be givin it up
Now shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, cmon, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, aw, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, cmon, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
One slug couldnt snuff young cuz
Goodness gracious, haters stay on his nuts
Would just like a hoodrat chick who was curious
Serious, full breast, ready to touch
Whos that in the coupe blew back with a blue new hat
Givin head while he poppin the clutch?
True that, I had a few, Obie rollin with Bruce
And Nathaniel annually knockin the boots
Its all manual the way I get em outta they shoes
Talk a lil shit, then they anusll ooze
Hock a lil spit on my dang-a-lang, boo
Its Shady, you know the name of the crew
You know the aim is to bang you in a mansion
With a Magnum when the night came to the matinee
Mathers, Nate, Obie came to party
You better ask somebody
Now shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, cmon, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, aw, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, cmon, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Shady6Embed |
Backstabber Lyrics
Attention all units, attention all units
We have an all-points bulletin out on a man with green hair
I repeat, we have an APB on a man with green hair
Hes armed with a knife, I repeat, hes armed with a knife
Proceed with caution, watch your back, fellas
He could be coming at your girlfriend next!
Theres a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward
His face is up on the bulletin board with a reward
Hell stab you with a sword, dont be fooled by his charm
Hes probably armed with intent to do bodily harm
Ring the alarm, look for a man with green hair
Check at your girls house, he was last seen there
He has a mean stare but usually cracks jokes
Good luck on your mission and guard your backs, folksQ
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
beat a bitch nigga from the hood, haha!
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
We got the walkie-talkies to keep us all informed
Suited up head to toe in detective uniforms
Our unit storms in, we split the ghetto in sectors
Lockin down every block and put up metal detectors
Protect yours and be sure that you stand close
Watch each others backs and guard your command post
And most of all, be advised that hes wise
He could be disguised as one of your very own guys!
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
beat a bitch nigga from the hood, haha!
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
Im on a solo mission to find him personally
To settle the score and to beat him unmercifully
For what he first did to me, its sure to be the last
Followin footprints with a magnifyin glass
To drag his lyin ass back to his padded cell
Im mad as hell, on the trail of this tattle tail
I heard a yell, the voice sounded familiar
Give me your girlfriend, or Im gonna kill ya!
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
beat a bitch nigga from the hood, haha!
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
I followed the voice that led down a flight of steps
Sneezin at dust and swingin at the spider webs
Inside the depths of his basement
I taste lint in my mouth, then the lights in the place went
I saw my life flash in front of my eyes
I felt a butcher knife slash at one of my thighs
None of my guys knew where Im at, I was doomed!
Then I remembered the flashlight in my costume
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
beat a bitch nigga from the hood, haha!
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned
Theyre only powerful when you got your back turned
I yearned for the day that we finally met again
So I can give him a taste of his own medicine
He shed his skin, then he promised to come clean
I took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleen
Cuffed him at the scene, then dragged the fella home
Beating him over the head with the telephone
Attention all cars, attention all cars
Unit 313 has apprehended the suspect
Hes going back to the crazy home
I repeat, hes going back to the crazy home
Job well done!
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
beat a bitch nigga from the hood, haha!
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
beat a bitch nigga from the hood, haha!
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
beat a bitch nigga from the hood, haha!
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
stay away from him, he ain’t no good!17Embed |
Pistol Pistol Lyrics
Yeah
Welcome to Amityville
The reason why rappers gotta pack pistols
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Slick criminal wit, the shit I spit chews
Like a bullet came back that just missed and hit you
I say the type of shit parents slit their wrists to
Need an anthem to amp you, then this the shit to
Too many enemies on my list to sift through
Nobody got my back in this bitch but this tool
Sorry officer, I dont care how pissed it get you
But I dont go nowhere without my pistol pistol
Nigga, we violently active, so fuck with us
See, Im backwards, I slap niggas and punch bitches
Just for asking, they musta been wanting to meet the Lord
When my parents talked to me, they got mean mugged and ignored
They were snooping through my closet, seen drugs on the floor
Shells from the .44 scattered over they porch
Busting pistols in your windows with intentions to destroy you
Tryna break your neck to conversate? Bitch, Ill do it for you
Catch me laughing at your funeral when they lower you
You and your ho, you gots to go, bitches died slow and horrible
Theres no tomorrow for any nigga well shower you
We young strapped and powerful and I aint gotta lie to you
Stepped in the door, waving the fo-fo
Blazing at po-po, escaping and lay low
They call my tongue ya-yo, but I spit fire
I lit five inside a fucking dick-rider
The clip slider, love to blast a Mag
You a fag, you love being ass to ass
Grab a gun by the nose with the butt to gat-spank ya
Never say that Im a gangsta
Yall niggas sound like Jigga but act like Pac
Yo, my trigger got the flu and this gat might cough
It aint nothing to tell, empty shells for the witness
Im the hot nigga thats gon put hell outta business
It wont be the same since we touching the game
Make the hardest nigga in your crew, tuck in his chain
Yall think this shits a game and Im bluffing for fame?
Ill squeeze off this TEC until nothing remains
Slick criminal wit, the shit I spit chews
Like a bullet came back that just missed and hit you
I say the type of shit parents slit their wrists to
Need an anthem to amp you, then this the shit to
Too many enemies on my list to sift through
Nobody got my back in this bitch but this tool
Sorry officer, I dont care how pissed it get you
But I dont go nowhere without my pistol pistol
The only time that Im at peace is when Im close to one
Cause I dont know whats waiting for me when my vocals are done
Tote the gun, its my way of life and it works
These cowardly niggasll put your fucking life in the dirt
Cause it was wrong how they left my dog, he was priceless
Alone in the streets, bleeding, staring, laying lifeless
Thats why Im heated, you never know who starts creeping
Waking you up with AKs while you lie sleeping
Id rather pack the heat and not need it
Rather than need one and not have it, I married this Glock-matic
Nowhere without my- bang
You know the sound
When Im spinnin round, spittin these rounds from four pounds
While the whole crowd screamin as loud from they mouths
As they possibly allow
Nothing is parallel to makin you carousel
Aerial somersault like ferris wheels to a pair of shells
Denaun carry the nine where I go
Bullets whistle and hit you while Im shooting at 5-0
Some semi-automatic for statics the motto
Spitting like Columbine kids from Colorado
Slick criminal wit, the shit I spit chews
Like a bullet came back that just missed and hit you
I say the type of shit parents slit their wrists to
Need an anthem to amp you, then this the shit to
Too many enemies on my list to sift through
Nobody got my back in this bitch but this tool
Sorry officer, I dont care how pissed it get you
But I dont go nowhere without my pistol pistol
This .9ll turn a softie to a hard rock
Itll make Jehovahs Witnesses think before they knock
Itll make your grandmother come outta her purse
Itll make Limp Bizkit give in to Fred Durst
Itll make Holyfield start fighting
Itll make Ma$e say fuck church and then go back to writing
Itll make Shyne say he sound like Biggie Smalls
Itll make R. Kelly give respect to Aaron Hall
Itll make Christopher Reeves start walking
Itll make a dog with no voice, suddenly start barking
Itll make a nun turn to a filthy slut
Itll make the hardest pitbull turn into a fucking mutt
Itll make a Muslim dye his hair blonde
Itll make a redneck start to read the Holy Quran
Itll make Ike stop beating Tina
Itll make Slim Shady fall back in love with Christina
Slick criminal wit, the shit I spit chews
Like a bullet came back that just missed and hit you
I say the type of shit parents slit their wrists to
Need an anthem to amp you, then this the shit to
Too many enemies on my list to sift through
Nobody got my back in this bitch but this tool
Sorry officer, I dont care how pissed it get you
But I dont go nowhere without my pistol pistol
Ha, nigga, nigga, nigga
You better have aim, uh
Cause if you dont, heh
You finished, flat out, hahahahaha
Nigga, nigga, nigga
What?
The fuck we stay at
With no hesitation, straight up
Ha, ha
Look where the fuck we stay at
Nigga, look where the fuck we stay at
Fuck around with us
You get us popped, you fucking get us popped
Ahahahaha, you get us popped!
Ahahahaha...!19Embed |
Hell Breaks Loose Lyrics
I want you to understand something
That when I come up in this bitch, I want the fans jumping
I want the fists pumping in the air, I dont look like a millionaire
But I feel like a million bucks, ladies wont ya fill your cups?
Shadys come to feel ya up, are you a D or a C cup?
You could even be a B, its just me and D-R-E
Youll be in the ER, we are strapped with so much TNT
We may blow, no, not even CPR from the EMTs
Could help you to resuscitate, you busters must be flustered, wait
You cant cut the mustard
Whats your problem, cant you bust a grape?
Whats my name?
Shady came and just crushed the game
Its really not even fair to them
Cause they pale in comparison
So much they might as well wear his skin
Dont you wish you could just share his pen?
Cause this shits getting embarrassin
The fog is thick and the air is thin
Cause he wont even let them try to breathe
La-dididi-dadada-didi
He makes it look so easy, girl, you just hit the lottery
Now thisll be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose
Try to restrain us, you cant contain us
Were still gonna make a stink no matter what we do
Everywhere we go it seems, were looking for any excuse
To just cut loose
So thisll be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose
This is when shit hits the fan like it just splattered on Stan
This is the only moment that matters, your homie rolled in with Mathers
Now chaos erupts, Ems in back, Dres in the front
So do what we say at once, this song’s like a seance, it haunts
It makes them stay in a trance, no choice, they have to dance
Its like the playoffs, just making sure that we stay in the hunt
Take a day off of what? Man, you better lay off the blunts
You must be smoking something, you think I aint smoking nothing, stay off my nuts
Now hit the floor, baby, time to wipe away all the rust
Shake all them cobwebs loose
Loosen up with a little bit of Grey Goose
Yeah, girl, shake that caboose
I dont wanna see you try to make no excuse
D-R-E is on the loose
A mongoose when it comes to the chronic use
You know I cant stand to lose
Me and my goons are like animals
We come through like a pack of wolves
And we came here to retract the roof
Yeah, man, aint that the truth
Girl, your mans back in the booth
Definitely back up in this bitch
And this is when all hell breaks loose
Now thisll be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose
Try to restrain us, you cant contain us
Were still gonna make a stink no matter what we do
Everywhere we go it seems, were looking for any excuse
To just cut loose
So thisll be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose
Now, I know youre feeling discouraged, but, homie, just mark my words
Im murderin the flow, liquid courage, Im finna blow
As soon as we hit the door, power surges head to toe
Im sure to push it as far as words are meant to go
Were in the indigo Winnebago with tinted windows
Ferocious as we proceed to beat up the block wit your ho
With speakers knocking, its three-oclock, me and Doc then proceed to drop
E and hop out the vehicle and knock on your door
Yeah, so let us in fore we huff and puff and we blow
We aint bluffing for nothing, well knock the stuffing out you
Revenge is so sweet, move til you injure your feet
Yeah, move it or lose it, freak, move to the beat
Lose yourself indubitably
Pass up on that little cute chick right there?
Thatd be pretty damn stupid to me
Born and raised in the CPT, yeah, Los Angeles, rules of the streets
Them haters hatin on me, but I refuse to lose any sleep
Keep that deuce-deuce in the seat
Dre fall off? Thats news to me
Now thisll be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose
Try to restrain us, you cant contain us
Were still gonna make a stink no matter what we do
Everywhere we go it seems, were looking for any excuse
To just cut loose
So thisll be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose23Embed |
Fly Away Lyrics
Some people ask me where I been lately
They thought I fell off, nobody could save me
They play in the background, I dont back down
So dont get it twisted and try to play me
First I come out, they underrate me
Then I come back, they still try to fade me
They say Im nasty, say Im crazy
They ask what me I think and I say maybe
Ill fly away
It aint nuttin in the way so I may as well
Fly away
And aint nuttin else to say so I may as well
Fly away
I know you wanna see me down but we aint gon
Die today
Cause I done been to the top and theres nowhere else to go
Yeah
And the only way to see mes if you looking up from down below
Yeah
Theres nuttin else to say so I may as well
Fly away
Yeah, theres nuttin in my way so I may as well
Fly away
Im on top of this thing so I may as well fly away
Yeah
Got my self-esteem back, got my confidence up
Ima step up on this stage now, Im gonna strut
And walk around with my pants hangin off of my butt
And you aint bout to tell me nuttin, boy, get off of my nuts
It goes one for the money, two for the show
My shit dont stink, I dont think so
Wipe my ass with the tissue and roll it back up in the roll
Are you ready now, here we go, the bald eagle has landed
Im back in your hair, sorry for leavin you stranded
Im twice as dreaded, evil and rancid
They cant sit, I dont think anybody understands it
Especially when the worlds silly putty in your hands, its Play-Doh
I aint back to play, though, they say he died in a fatal
Car crash, shows what they know
Shit if I did, itd be a trailer not a car
The white trash star, I fuck an RV-up like Brett Favre
Homie, you got it backwards, youre dipping your soup inside your crackers
I can carry rap till my back hurts
Set it down, go right back to the chiropractors
Get my back right then Im right back on you bastards
I was chasing the dragon, I dont know what happened
Its like the feeling I had when I first started rappin, I just
Couldnt seem to get back and recapture that magic, so I went back
To the lab, thats where I been at, when
Some people ask me where I been lately
They thought I fell off, nobody could save me
They play in the background, I dont back down
So dont get it twisted and try to play me
First I come out, they underrate me
Then I come back, they still try to fade me
They say Im nasty, say Im crazy
They ask what me I think and I say maybe
Ill fly away
It aint nuttin in the way so I may as well
Fly away
And aint nuttin else to say so I may as well
Fly away
I took a hiatus, haters, now Im back to cause trouble
Got the fuckin shape of mushroom clouds for thought bubbles, Im the explosion
You aint fucking sick, the hospital
Wont even give you cough drops for coughs, cocksucker
You think you hot? You aint even lukewarm
My pukes hotter than you
Youre soft, I use fire to cool me off
I told em Id grow up one day and show em Id be able to choke clouds
Pick up lightning bolts and throw em
Take the world by storm with these words I form
Georgi-porgi kissed the girls, make the girls cry for it
Make em swarm, make em fight over the shirts Ive worn
Swoon over my sweat towels, its mind blowin
Yes, Im livin the dream, homie, cant nothing compare
I’m so up, I’m stuck in midair, I’m lovin it, yeah
Its like these people are steps now, all they do is stare
These haters are so pussy, they afraid to be scared
This is pay back, like I owe em back pay
They spat in my face, now Im back to do them the same exact way
And leave this rap game with a bad taste
And slap it back out before I step back outta this crap, they
Slap me, now Im slappin em back, hey
Fuck it, were slap happy, yeah, okay, now Im talking some smack, ayy
And I aint looking back, in fact, they can stare at my ass crack
Hows that for hind sight? What the track say?
Some people ask me where I been lately
They thought I fell off, nobody could save me
They play in the background, I dont back down
So dont get it twisted and try to play me
First I come out, they underrate me
Then I come back, they still try to fade me
They say Im nasty, say Im crazy
They ask what me I think and I say maybe
Ill fly away
It aint nuttin in the way so I may as well
Fly away
And aint nuttin else to say so I may as well
Fly away
I know you wanna see me down but we aint gon
Die today
Cause I done been to the top and theres nowhere else to go
Yeah
And the only way to see mes if you looking up from down below
Yeah
Theres nuttin else to say so I may as well
Fly away
Yeah, theres nuttin in my way so I may as well
Fly away
Im on top of this thing so I may as well fly away
Yeah12Embed |
Shit Can Happen Lyrics
Bitch
Yeah
Shit can happen, shit can happen
Shit can happen, shit can happen
Shit can happen, shit can happen
Shit can happen, shit can happen
Thats right motherfuckers, we back
Same slanging, orangatanging, wilding out on hoodrats
They say I act like Im too famous to say Hi
And tell em what my name is, but really Im still nameless
You niggas dont get it yet, do you?
Deal or not, platinum or flop, I still put it through you
With a Luger thatll spit fire
And hit higher than a pitch by a bitch like Mariah
You think for one second since we got a deal
That we wont deal wit you in front of St. Andrews still?
You gay rappers better learn that
I wont stop until I see em turn back
If you dont slow that roll you got, you gon see these Runyon Ave. niggas that really need some Prozac
Fo sho that, ask the others, Brigadell lay you down
Next to your mothers mothers grandmother
You know Im feeling real rowdy tonight, ready to fight
And half the niggas I give dap to I dont even like
The same cat who never gave a damn about your name
I gives a fuck about it like the next L.A. Clippers game
I kill you in ways you couldnt even fathom
You and your madame, its really unexplainable how I have em
Who call theyself screaming about a challenge
Nigga we got a gift while you barely making it off mere talent
My skills are deeply embedded even your ho said it
She was knock kneed, I fucked her, now shes bow-legged
In the middle of rapping, I drop the mic
And have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrapping
Kuniv and Kon Artis, my nigga, we get it cracking
While the paramedics pick you up, we on the side, laughing
Now this aint funny, so dont you dare laugh
Shit can happen to him and yo ass
You can be touched, dont think you cant
Cause niggas aint fuckin around no more, man
This aint funny, so dont you dare laugh
Shit can happen to him and yo ass
You can be touched, dont think you cant
Cause niggas aint fuckin around no more, man
The feds cant hold me , I hold feds
I was born with a dark ass cloud over my head
Raining acid , you cant refrain from getting yo ass kicked
Cause you talk too much, you asked for it
Im on some massive shit, everybody ignore me
They wouldnt fuck with me if I was performing at an orgy
These niggas get confronted, then they change stories
I cut you and they thinking everythings hunky dory
I even have you pouring me the gasoline for me
Pulling up slowly, cocktailing your homie
You met a lot of niggas, but you wouldnt wanna know me
Yo ass might not even make it home wit your Rollie
Dont even try, in your system like E. coli
Trying to beef with me, nigga please, yo people die
Im so wicked that my mama gave birth illegally
I survived the abortion immediately, surprise
Picture me sitting in a jail cell rotting
Or barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns
So when the cops come knocking each hands got one
Cocked, ready to dump slugs heavy as shotputs
One man army, guns cant harm me
Young and ornery, worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I cant stop airing out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flipped at censorship
Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite
Ive been giving it a hundred and ten percent
Cause when I vent, most of my energys spent on enemies
Eighty percent of what I invent is Hennessy
Twenty percent is from being hungry as sin
10s because I love being under your skin, yeah
Shit can happen, so stick to rapping
Quit the yapping or Ima lift the MAC and
That can lead to another mishap happening
Skip the crap, get the can of whoopass cracking
Now this aint funny, so dont you dare laugh
Shit can happen to him and yo ass
You can be touched, dont think you cant
Cause niggas aint fuckin around no more, man
This aint funny, so dont you dare laugh
Shit can happen to him and yo ass
You can be touched, dont think you cant
Cause niggas aint fuckin around no more, man
It can and it will
Fuck around with Amityville
And you die, insanity spills
From the mentality of twelve motherfuckers
In six different bodies with their personalities split
Fucking you up with hit after hit
Sticking you up with clip after clip
Making you suck dick after dick
Dirty motherfucking dozen
The Kon Artis
Motherfucking Peter S. Bizarre
Swifty MC Vay
The Kuniva
Dirty father-fucking Harry
Putting you down in a cemetery
You get buried
All you of you motherfuckers
Suck our motherfucking cocks
We are not playing
We are not playing
We are not bullshitting
This is not a motherfucking joke
All of you motherfuckers get smoked15Embed |
Bump Heads Lyrics
Nigga, hahaha
Yeah
Shady, haha
50 Cent
G-G-G-G-G-Unit Haha
Here we go again (Conspiracy Theory
International Version) Yeah, , the evil genius
Green Lantern
Does it make you mad when I switch my flow?
You cant understand how I get my dough
50 Cent, Im on fire cause Shady said so
Im on fire
Everybodys in a rush to try to get the throne
I just get on the track and try to set the tone
I aint tryin to use nobody as a steppin stone
But dont compare me, Im better off just left alone
And I aint even tryin to go there with record sales
Im just tryin to keep it humble and respect myself
Say, What up?, keep steppin, and just rep D12
Keep my nose clean, stay away from weapons, jail
And livin reckless, but if you go check my belt
You may see something else I use to protect myself
A vest, to stop a Ruger and deflect the shells
And send em back at you faster than they left the barrels
And I dont even carry guns no more, I dont got to
Got undercover cops thatll legally pop you
And I done seen a lot of people cross the line
But this motherfucker Ja must have lost his mind
That X got him thinkin he was DMX
Then he switched to Pac, now hes tryna be him next
So which one are you? X, Luther, Pac or Michael?
Just keep singin that same song, recycled
Wed all much rather get along than fight you
Me and Hailie dance to your songs, we like you
And you dont really wanna step inside no mic booth
Come on now, you know the white boyll bite you
Ill hurt your pride, dawg, and you know I dont like to
But I will if I have to, with syllable after
Syllable I just slap ya, killin you faster
Than you poppin pill after little pill of them tabs
Of that shit you on, but if you want it, you got it
Youd bump this shit too, if we aint diss you on it
But if we lock horns we can charge harder than Busta
We bump heads with any motherfucker that wants to
So whats the deal, where was all the tough talk?
When I walked up to you like, Ja, what up, dawg?
How come you didnt say you had a problem then?
When you was standin there with all your men, we coulda solved it then
Im a grown man, dawg, come holla
All you did was slap hands, smile and swallow
Another one of them little X pills in front of me
And tell me 50 Cent was everything you wanna be
Come on!
I know you dont want it with me
You know you dont want it with me
You can talk but soon we gon see
You dont wanna bump heads with me
I know you dont want it with me
You know you dont want it with me
You can talk but soon we gon see
You dont wanna bump heads with me
You couldnt son me if my father helped you
My punchlines is hot, my bars will melt you
Ja, you Stuart Little, shellsll lift you
Every other week, Im buyin a new pistol
I clap at your ass with this chrome .38
And put six through your hats, a seven and 3/8s
Irv, you aint Suge Knight, you shook night
Ill put my knife in your windpipe and breeze on the turnpike
You know and I know who took your chain
You got robbed two times so your ass a lame
Im down to die for this shit, all I need is bail
You better stick to the movies with Steven Segal
I know you dont want it with me
You know you dont want it with me
You can talk but soon we gon see
You dont wanna bump heads with me
I know you dont want it with me
You know you dont want it with me
You can talk but soon we gon see
You dont wanna bump heads with me
fuck that, Im tired of waitin
These industry niggas startin to get outta hand
Like I wont find your whereabouts by stompin em out your man
We killin New York, even in Compton they understand
Im on the block where you was raised blowin chocolate up out your van and
They see me pop up more icy cause I could
You been gone so long you probably forgot your way around the hood
Cause when you paranoid its hard to make a song
How you want it with us if half of your artists got make-up on?
Every magazine I open you on your knees takin prayer pictures
And you aint even got shot yet, you scared bitches
You dont know nothin bout what pain is, sucka
Ill put your ass underground like a train conductor, muhfucker
I know you dont want it with me
You know you dont want it with me
You can talk but soon we gon see
You dont wanna bump heads with me
I know you dont want it with me
You know you dont want it with me
You can talk but soon we gon see
You dont wanna bump heads with me
Yeah, nigga
Yeah, Shady Aftermath
G-Unit
Fuck you think they call us G-Unit for?
Cause we move units, uh-huh
Dont think we aint billin you for this motherfuckin studio time
Matter of fact, keep it on 50, well call it even, ha8Embed |
1997 Rap Olympics Lyrics
Ima tell you this for your own benefit
Your shit was dope as hell, specially when you wrote ninety-percent of it
What you need to do is practice on your freestyles
Fore you come up missin, like Snoop Doggs police files
This type of literature that Im spittin be hittin
You gonna swear to God this shit was written
But it wasnt, Ill kill a dozen rappers when Im buzzin
Guzzlin, beat your ass like a jealous husband
Now, you boys are about to suffer and see north
When you go in a coma longer than Vladimir Konstantinov
Cut the damn machine off
Get a clean cloth, and wipe this bloody video screen off
Im movin in for the kill, plus I got the trap set
I can tell youre wack as fuck, and I aint even hear you rap yet
Look at you thinkin, Im about to whip his ass
‘Cause Ima do some written shit, plus I get to go last.
Well, guess what? Even if I go first, its no worse
My shits still gon demolish yo verse
Im bout to slice you like a Ginsu
And anything you say can and will be used against you
In a court of law, Im short and raw
Take your fuckin shit and cut it off
Yo, you wanna be a dope MC?
Look, dont get mad and start takin your period out on me
Cause I aint done shit to you
You wanna represent on the microphone, but you rap sleazily
I aint about to battle this fake ass Eazy-E
There aint no way Ima do this bullshit
I dont give a fuck, Im loaded up with a full clip
Rhyme of the month? You couldnt get the tape of the day
Take him away, I rip him like a paper mache
I heard you rap before, you aint about shit
This whole battle was mismatched, like your outfit
Try to battle me and get your mouth split
You sold out, like Ticketmaster Outlet
Ha ha, I bust and I crush
I dont give a fuck, aint no way that you can fuck with us
Im givin back with pimp shit
I laminate that ass in a badge and wear it at the Rap Olympics
Blah-badee-blah-da-blah-blah—stop babblin!
You so fuckin wack Ima walk away while you battlin
Fuck that, Im on a brand new solo mission
To make sure that Wendy Day kicks your ass out of the rap coalition
I throw a switch at an execution
With an overdose of devotion
Dont talk back, Im the dope, bitch
So who you sound like on the mic?
There was only one 2Pac, your thug style is just one big sike
Take a big hike, bitch, you cant catch me
Your best rhymes still aint shit, like a patsy
What the fuck you gonna do?
Ill battle anybody in your crew
And I dont give a fuck, I slaughter boys
Especially wack-ass emcees that will wear a fake-ass corduroy
Im bout to make this mic short circuit
This beat is wack as fuck—this shit fits you perfect!
I got so many ways to diss you that Im playful with you
Ill let a razor slit you, til they have to staple-stitch you
And everybody in this fuckin placell miss you
If you try to turn my facial tissue to a racial issue
Nobodys hearin you, youre a wack liar
Damn! All your white jokes just backfired
‘Cause, bitch, you barkin up the wrong tree
Now go tell all your boys that you was beat by a honkey
I dont give a fuck, Ill kill ya
Bitch, you better recognize me, like I look familiar
Anything you say, Ima kill ya
Grill ya, when I fuckin drill ya
Im Marsh, but youre the one thats mellow28Embed |
Stir Crazy Lyrics
Uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah
When Im not at home beating my shit to death
Im listening to The Madd Rappers album
This is Ken Kaniff
And Im still mad as hell
Fuck you
Im crazy with this razor, with this razor, Im crazy
With this crazor Im razy, razor crazed, Im crazy!
Okay, Im reloading, go bring Jay-Z!
Tell him Ima ghostwrite for him on Dres beats
Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it
Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank at the clerk
And handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didnt take nothing
Every bullet came from the same gun, just from different angles
Cause I was picking strange places to aim from
Crash pay me
Psyche! No bread, fucked up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed
Im a crazy motherfucker, might shoot me a Fed
Or I just might start a fistfight instead
See as far as the dough go, I go loco
See me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco
Stuck off the hydro, mixed with cocoa
Jump turn styles, then run from po-po
Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy!
Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy!
Yo, yo, I wish Id been aborted, my pockets got a shortage
Everything I wanna floss, I cant afford it
Im trying to sell a O, my pops trying to snort it
My daughters babysitter is about to be deported
Im mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
Mad cause my Rottweiler still shits on the rugs
Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like
(Eh.... Oh... Dude
Yo, this shit is crazy... oohhhh..... This is incredible... ohhh....)
Fuck that, Slim, keep that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and you need some help
Word!
I got a beautiful wife, kids, and a gorgeous home
What would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone?
Im straight vicious, I hit you with plates and dishes
Leave you with eight stitches
What, Im gay, cause I hate bitches?
Slut, dont be nice to me, Ive had it with girls
And Ill still be mad at the world even if it apologized to me
Youre hearing the last thoughts of a man
About to blow his fucking brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse
On top of his spouse, spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
Im sicker than Boy George picturing Michael Jackson
In little boys drawers shopping at toy stores
Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
Ill throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it
Go ahead pull the plug, think I wont smack you
I just dropped a fucking pill mom, dont vacuum
Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy
Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy12Embed |
Good Die Young Lyrics
Dawg, I shouldnt have left
They wouldnt have tried that shit if I was with you
Maybe he wouldve picked another time or maybe chose another way
Or maybe my prayers wouldve convinced him to choose another soul
Shit, its just me, mom and Tony now
Man, you look so peaceful right now
How can I argue with that?
They say that the good die young
They say that the good die young
Thats why I think that you should have fun
Cause time wont wait for no one
When God calls, you gotta go home
They say the good die young
Thats why I know that we gon have fun
In this life cause you only get one
When God call for me dont cry, I just went home
Im sure that everybody heard their momma say thered be days like this
When you see, one of your friends die in the midst
In the struggle, into the circumstances
A risk that they take, just to prove a point to a friend
Even then, accidents are prone to happen
To any man or woman thats dumb enough to pretend
And huh, God will hold them accountable for sins
That they commit and they try to repent the sins to repent
But I guess thats the way things go
I was blessed to see twenty-four
To wake up to that Hi, My Name Is video
Motivated me to write what I wrote
And I knew my little brother sold dope
And mom and daddy wanted to move our row
I did it, I still got a lot to prove and show
I just wish we aint have to lose Bugz to the struggle
Cause you know
They say that the good die young
Thats why I think that you should have fun
Cause time wont wait for no one
When God calls, you gotta go home
They say the good die young
Thats why I know that we gon have fun
In this life cause you only get one
When God call for me dont cry, I just went home
I know you used to Bizarre on some silly shit
But niggas in my clique is dying quick
In Detroit niggas dont party
They pull a fo-fo out, snatch off yo Cartis
Thats why I keep the pistol under the truck
Im 27 years old, too old to be getting jumped
And fuck rap, I miss Karnail Pitts
B-U-G-Z, tatted on my wrist
Me and you in the Jeep, listen to screamo beats
Its a shame me and Fuzz dont even speak
I got married, my wife name is Dee
Peace to 31, and 5150 I miss you
I think back on that tragic day my phone rung
And Bizarres voice telling me Bugz was going home
It was like a knife piercing my chest and I couldnt breathe
I didnt wanna accept it, didnt wanna believe it
I swear, at his wake, dawg I cried so hard
Literally, Denaun had to carry me to the car
While I stand in this booth now, its tearing me apart
But I had to let it out cause it was tearing at my heart
Cause he died over something so petty and so small
A human life is so very precious, I hope yall
Understand how Im feeling cause I love you Bugz
I wanna rhyme with you, laugh with you, hug you Bugz
But I cant, and you were so close to see your dreams
A coward came along and took you away from the team
So dont mistake this track as just another song
This goes out to everyone who lost a loved one
Cause you know
They say that the good die young
Thats why I think that you should have fun
Cause time wont wait for no one
When God calls, you gotta go home
They say the good die young
Thats why I know that we gon have fun
In this life cause you only get one
When God call for me dont cry, I just went home
They say its never too late to have an early childhood
If I could turn back the hands of time, God should
Forgive what I did as a kid that run blocks
Now my dreams is just screams, cops and gunshots
The fun stops when your homies up in the box
My doody Bo, bless his soul, snuffed by the cops
I used to question a lot, if theres a God around me say something
If you love us so much why aint you gave nothing?
When he took my homie Snook was only in eleventh grade
Now I hope to see his face at the Heaven gates
It aint never late in the game, Satan remains
With a grudge to see slugs break through my frames
My heart aches with the pain, and life limits breath
We got to have fun now, theres only minutes left
And in death cause stress youngins is sucked in
To get tats for my fallen homies? I aint got enough skin
Miss yall!
They say that the good die young
Thats why I think that you should have fun
Cause time wont wait for no one
When God calls, you gotta go home
They say the good die young
Thats why I know that we gon have fun
In this life cause you only get one
When God call for me dont cry, I just went home
When I was younger I knew four brothers that wasnt wise
That crashed and the driver died, my partner on the passenger side was paralyzed
And Im surprised by the look of that ride, that the other two survived
Nine months later, another one dies
Somebody shot him in his side when he was starting up his ride
Three years go by, I made a hell of a run
And thats when Funky got done, Joey playing with guns
And Tookie over funds, Cardie was my man
And Reggie, I wish that I was with you in that van
And Bugz, if it wasnt for you
You know I wouldnt be standing in this booth
And thats the truth, I miss yall
They say that the good die young
Thats why I think that you should have fun
Cause time wont wait for no one
When God calls, you gotta go home
They say the good die young
Thats why I know that we gon have fun
In this life cause you only get one
When God call for me dont cry, I just went home
They say that the good die young
Thats why I think that you should have fun
Cause time wont wait for no one
When God calls, you gotta go home
They say the good die young
Thats why I know that we gon have fun
In this life cause you only get one
When God call for me dont cry, I just went home12Embed |
The Interview LyricsIts hell to be Shady
Yesterday I yelled a degrading insult
At an elderly lady
Then I asked her how it felt to be eighty
Fuck a senior citizen
Suck a wiener, sit and spin
And why you driving so slow for
Dont you wanna get where you going faster
Since you probably gonna die tomorrow
You old whore, die old bitch, die
Before I murder you6Embed |
The Uppercut Lyrics
I wanted to bring back that reality
But nobody can ever be confused and think Im fuckin Mike Tyson
And Im the heavyweight champion, Im a little nigga
Thats why its so raw to just watch me battle lions
Cause Im a little skinny nigga battlin niggas three times my size
Watch this uppercut, here it comes..
Watch the jab nigga...ugh...here it come
Look out, watch my arms..
Now see so many motherfuckers wanna take a piece
Comin equipped with some shit that niggas just cant believe
I pull a trick from my sleeve now kamikaze
Im all over that nigga, come identify the body
My middle finger to you ho niggas
Run up on me and Ill be forced to let it go nigga
I aint the one you wanna try, why? I stayin high
I hit this blunt and watch these motherfuckers die
Whos runnin these streets? I said that cocaine
Cause in the dope game, niggasll die fore they go broke mane
Another hustler makin major cash
Til the punk police come an raid ya ass
Now you stressed doin fed time
And its a bitch cause the judge gave you eight years
You doin 6 and we know that you cant hang
You a trick rolled over, turned snitch like a biatch
Now you know you should have ducked nigga
Gotchu fallin from the uppercut, fucked, so whats up? nigga!
Now you know you should have ducked nigga
Gotchu fallin from this uppercut, stuck, so whats up? nigga!
They got a nigga in the dice game
Im feelin lucky but the nigga just a little bigger
He tryin fuck me out my cash, Ima blast nigga
He dont know I gotta tell ya like the last nigga
Gotta go, no need to run for the trunk, I get em up
Left to right, my uppercutll hit em up
Im known to walk the streets on any block
I love my niggas, but I aint puttin down my Glock
The gunshots rang when I lose nigga, and ooh nigga
Ima show you not to ever play a true nigga
Lay it down just to prove it
And fuck the rappin motherfucker we can do this
Now you know you should have ducked nigga
Gotchu fallin from the uppercut, fucked, so whats up? nigga!
Now you know you should have ducked nigga
Gotchu fallin from this uppercut, stuck, so whats up? nigga!
They claim that we violent, we named after tyrants
This revolution wont be televised, we keep it silent
Roll on our enemies, beat em at they own game
Molotov cocktails, releasing up in flames
Tired of bein stepped on, sick of bein held back
Lookin through my rearview, thinkin bout the payback
Wanna see my kids grow dont know if Ima make it though
One more nigga came up short in the ghetto
Society lied to me so Im strapped with the metal
Push ya middle fingers up nigga if you a rebel
Have ya face down goin in ya pockets if ya let em
I done lost too many homies for me to ever forget em
I done made so many mistakes but still I dont regret em
Im a product of the pimp, the pusher, and the reverend
Im a product of the block, the fiends and the felons
We all lost souls tryna find our way to heaven
Now you know you should have ducked nigga
Gotchu fallin from the uppercut, fucked, so whats up? nigga!
Now you know you should have ducked nigga
Gotchu fallin from this uppercut, stuck, so whats up? nigga!
To all the comrades no longer with us, see you when we get there
Pac, Yak, we gon keep on ridin, give these cowards the uppercut
Til we get up there with yall, YOU KNOW!
Thug Life we still livin it
Outlaw for life, in the name of the Don, lets go!17Embed |
Ballin’ Uncontrollably Lyrics
Me and my crew... yeah—we gots money, baby
Im talkin bout... Im talkin bout that long money
When you see us come through, just know—
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ba-ba-ba-controllably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Man, I got everything candy-painted, candy-painted tint
Its so dark, Id be lyin if I said I aint hit at least nine of my friends
Plus, I got so much candy paint on my rims
Paint be flyin off my car, be candy paintin the neighborhood kids
I got that whole block lookin like its Candyland
Ask about me, man, they be like, There go the candy man
I park the car in the garage and go in and
Come back the next mornin, the rims are still spinnin
Hit the doors on that Phantom, man, them shits look like the Batmobile
Thirty-two-inch rims, shit, I aint even got no wheels
Custom-fitted, custom-kitted wood grain
Custom everything, whats that on the seat? Custom mustard stain
Now lets go hit the mall, yall know that we finna ball
Get out the car, they be like, Ah, there go them superstars!
Hit every single store, flash a fuckin wad of cash
But I aint buyin shit, bitch, kiss my candy-painted ass, we—
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ba-ba-ba-controllably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Hit the corner liquor store to get Corona, tip the owners
Sipped it on the way out as I dip, I wanna rip the road up
And Ima hit the cinema and Ima get the hoes
Cause when I be at a theater, shit, anything goes
Im ballin outta control, girls know Im loaded with dough
But shit, Im stingy as fuck, Im fuckin stingy as hoes
These bitches dont get a crumb
And it cum but Im like, What up?
Shut up, bitch! Sit up, get up off them knees, my candy paints enough!
If youre lucky, Ill let you hug me, but thats all you get
Then Ima split, disappear, and a cloud of smoke is all you see
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ba-ba-ba-controllably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Bitch, get the fuck out my car if we aint finna fuck
Im horny as fuck, bitch, are you suckin my dick or what?
Ill fuck a chick in the butt, I really dont give a shit
Is pretty Marshall gonna have to go choke me a bitch?
You fuckin keyed up my Benz? Bitch, I beat up my friends
Dont think I wont beat a bitch, Ill kick a six-year-old in the ribs
You fuckin retard, Ill have you suckin farts out my seat
Ill teach you not to know how to control your bowels when you eat
What the fuck? Do you think that colostomy bag is for looks?
I aint waste nine bullets on you for you to not sing no hooks
I fuckin take a Make-A-Wish Foundation patient with me
How bout some coke inside of your saline solution IV
Turn around and use it on me, you tryna snort all my keys
You fuckin brat, get in back, youre comin to Florida with me
Tell your momma Ima drop you off at the hospital later
We finna make this run, take this gun and cover me, Slater
And quit your—
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ba-ba-ba-controllably
Ballin uncontrollably, ballin uncontrollably
Ballin uncontrollably ba-ballin uncontrollably
Tracy, I joined this class cause I thought I’d be cooking with a partner
But shes never here, and I don’t get twice the credit for all the work
I didnt invent odd numbers, Seth
I know, but Im over here in my unit every day, cooking my terrible-tasting food, and then I gotta look over at Evan
I mean, look at him, it looks like the most fun Ive ever seen in my entire life
And, Im just saying, I wash and dry, Im like, a single mother
And no offense, but everyone takes this class to get an A and its bullshit, but uh, no offense, Im just saying
And Im not putting down your profession, but when am I gonna need to cook tiramisu?
Am I gonna be a chef? No
Theres three weeks left in school, give me a freaking break, sorry for cursing
Oh my god, thats like the coolest fucking story Ive ever heard in my life!
Its insane! Can you tell us again? Do you have time?
Tracy? Tracy! Can you hear me? Im in the car right now
Listen, I am McLovin, yeah
McLovin in the house! McLovin in the house! Yeah!14Embed |
Monkey See, Monkey Do Lyrics
Hahahahahaha
Ayo, 50, what I tell you?
We aint even have to say shit
They did it, haha
Monkey see, monkey do
Dont ever make the first move, just let em come to you
Cause they gon always see and do what the other one do
So let em come to you, the restll just follow suit
Monkey see, monkey do
Tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum
If they really want it bad enough, well, then they gon come
Now here they come like we expected, now we just set em up
Check-mate, motherfucker, games over, we won
Tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum
It doesnt take much for me to raise such a stank up
When motherfuckers hate your guts
You aint even gotta say much
For me to put a pen to a blank sheet of paper
Is like smearin bloodstains with a paintbrush
I can’t explain what it is my brain does
But however it works, its insane, its plain nuts
And it aint just my brain that’s dangerous
It’s a whole combination of things, it takes nuts
And I’m not afraid to raise the stakes up
I got a million bucks in the bank and eight trucks
For anybody who gets on a track and spanks us
Im patiently waitin for the day, I’m anxious
To see the look on your fake mugs when you thugs go bankrupt
Youre drunk, you aint tough
Whatever you drank must of just turned you into some gangstas
This is me talkin, motherfucker, this ain’t drugs
You wanna pop shit? Wake up then make up
Fuck that! It’s too late chump, now face up
I pray for the day that someone who spits
With the caliber that Nas and Jay does
Opens up his jaw to say somethin or rattle my name off
Or rattle the first thing from the top of his brain off
So I can blow the fuckin dust off of this chainsaw
Give him the surgery that he came for
Til I peel the paint off, I never been shot
But I think me and 50 mustve been cut from the same cloth
Cause Ive always came off like Jas chain
When they tried to rush him and lost and came back
And gave him a watch in exchange for it
I don’t stop, only thing that I wait for
Is the day that I aint gotta report to probate court
Cause Ima give you all a reason to hate more
Cause I been holdin my tongue til I got a sprained jaw
A lot of rappers on my list, it just ain’t Ja
And Ima read that motherfucker off come April
You pussies think I went soft cause 8 Mile
When I come back, I’ll be shootin more than just paintballs
Trust me
Monkey see, monkey do
Dont ever make the first move, just let em come to you
Cause they gon always see and do what the other one do
So let em come to you, the restll just follow suit
Monkey see, monkey do
Tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum
If they really want it bad enough, well, then they gon come
Now here they come like we expected, now we just set em up
Check-mate, motherfucker, games over, we won
Tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum
Fucking dummies
This ain’t chess
You playin motherfuckin checkers
This shit is all day, man, it’s too easy
We playin chess, you playin checkers
You bout to get your motherfuckin asses jumped
Fuckin punks
And by the way
We ain’t just talkin to one person
We talkin to every-motherfuckin-body who wants to bring it
Cause we bring it into anybody who wants to bring it
So bring it
Don’t pick up the ball if you don’t wanna play, man
It’s all fucked up now
Fuck I’m sposed to do now?
Huh?!
What the fuck Im sposed to do?!
Haha
Yo, we out10Embed |
8 Mile: Sweet Home Alabama Freestyle Lyrics
Well, Jimmy moved in with his mother
Cause he aint got no place to go
And now Im right back in the gutter
With a garbage bag thats full of clothes
You live at home in a trailer
What the hell you gonna do?
Cause I live at home in a trailer
Mom, Im comin home to you
Well, my name is Jimmy, his names Greg Buehl
Me, him and you, we went to the same school
This aint cool, Im in a rage
Hes tappin my mom, were almost the same age
On the microphone, I drop bombs
Look at this car, thanks a lot, mom!
Here, happy birthday, Rabbit
Heres a brand new car, you can have it
A 1928 Delta
This shit wont even get me to The Shelter
And I cant even say Im from Motown
Cause Im back in the 810 now
Cause I live at home in a trailer
Mom, Im comin home to you1Embed |
In My Hood Lyrics
Niggas screw they face up at me
On some real shit son they don’t want beef
I cock that, aim that shit out the window and spray
There ain’t a shell left in my heat
Y’all niggas better lay down, yeah, I mean stay down
You get hit with AK round, your ass ain’t gon’ make it
You niggas will get laid out, your blood and your brains out
Have you on the concrete shivering and shaking
I’m from Southside motherfucker, where them gats explode
If you feel like you’re on fire, boy drop and roll
Niggas will eat your ass up, cause they heart turned cold
Now you can be a victim or you can lock and load
The party jump, shorty bouncin that ass, I wanna fuck
Gimme a second I’mma holla, I’mma see whassup
I got my razor in my hand, got my pistol in the trunk
Carve your ass up nice you play me like a punk
In my hood niggas got love for me
But I don’t go nowhere without my strap
In my hood a little ’dro, a little Hennessy
And niggas just don’t know how to act
In my hood niggas is grimey
I stay on point, I roll with my gat
In my hood niggas might buck at me
So I keep something around to buck back
In my hood
I don’t trust a muh’fuckin soul
When the D’s come they fold, on my first case they told
Where I’m from it ain’t safe to have more than a eighth
Niggas’ll come to your place, put a gun in your face
Tell you open the safe, as your heart start to race
Cause a robbery could turn into a homo’ case
Co-operate, or Doc’ll have to operate
Niggas I’ll pop you, run a light then pop at Jake
Trust me son, niggas’ll go hard for that cake
These thirsty niggas are lurking, you’ll have to catch ’em and merk ’em
I’m observant in my hood, cause niggas be dumbing
Shots forfeit the dice game, all you see is the running
They make it harder and harder to pump on the block
I’m a hustler, how the fuck I’m ’sposed to eat when it’s hot?
In my hood niggas got love for me
But I don’t go nowhere without my strap
In my hood a little ’dro, a little Hennessy
And niggas just don’t know how to act
In my hood niggas is grimey
I stay on point, I roll with my gat
In my hood niggas might buck at me
So I keep something around to buck back
In my hood
The house party off the hook until them shots go off
Well that’s what you get for stuntin on my block showoff
You shit out of luck if niggas catch you slippin
Crack money slow so you know niggas is trippin
Shorty down there on that Queens tracks takin a whippin
Sheeit, bitch get out of pocket, she need some discipline
Peep the fiend shootin diesel in his arm in the alley
Look at the chrome spinner spinnin on that black Denali
The grimey niggas where I’m from don’t wanna see you chipped up
You shy nigga on jux, you about to shoot your whip up
It ain’t good to do good in my hood
Click-clack, blam You know not to do good now
In my hood niggas got love for me
But I don’t go nowhere without my strap
In my hood a little ’dro, a little Hennessy
And niggas just don’t know how to act
In my hood niggas is grimey
I stay on point, I roll with my gat
In my hood niggas might buck at me
So I keep something around to buck back
In my hood15Embed |
Asylum Lyrics
The lunatics now run the asylum
The doctors are dead, nurses are tied up
Theyve taken it over and barricaded themselves inside it
The lunatics now run the asylum
I said the lunatics now run the asylum
The doctors are dead, nurses are tied up
Theyve taken it over and barricaded themselves inside it
The lunatics now run the asylum
I walk around with OJs glove knowing it fit
Fif to the toilet we taking over this shit
The Yaowa waited, salivated like man I know I can spit
I was knocking for quite some time but you wouldnt open this bitch
You turn green when I enter, probably cant breathe
Now yall trees in the winter, nobody cant leave
For all those that was doubtful I got a scalpel
And a mouthful of vowels to make a party stampede
You brag about swag and your feminine trends
I belittle your riddle you Skittles with Eminems friends
So I aint trying to play with you, this chainsaw crack jokes
On Cains brother brah, disable you
Im an untamable animal with aim from a moving train
I could graze your decaying tooth
And my straight jacket just came unloose
Im reporting live this is
The lunatics now run the asylum
The doctors are dead, nurses are tied up
Theyve taken it over and barricaded themselves inside it
The lunatics now run the asylum
I said the lunatics now run the asylum
The doctors are dead, nurses are tied up
Theyve taken it over and barricaded themselves inside it
The lunatics now run the asylum
Psycho, like no, bitch made, nigga so
This grave, digga go, insane
I got the switchblade to your throat, move its not smart
Ill slice and watch you bleed all over the pop charts
Me and the Slaughters run the asylum, Im feeling
Like DiCaprio rapping on Shutter Island
This industry is pussy, guess whos gonna hit it the meanest
Give her the penis, hit the bitch in her Venus
To this game Im addicted and fiendish, Im predicted to bring this
G shit to its pinnacle zenith, lyrical genius
So sick with ridiculous English, niggas get squeamish
When they hear this criminal linguist
Fall back its the take over, yall wack and ya cake over
I escape from the padded room, grab a broom and rape a male rappers womb
The lunatics now run the asylum
The doctors are dead, nurses are tied up
Theyve taken it over and barricaded themselves inside it
The lunatics now run the asylum
I said the lunatics now run the asylum
The doctors are dead, nurses are tied up
Theyve taken it over and barricaded themselves inside it
The lunatics now run the asylum
Ive witnessed the worst happening
The hurt moment when Im purse snatching
Im perp going berserk boning Miss nurse Ratched
When we spit you get the pug face
Your bitch swallowed my five dollar foot long on the subway
If sane people are rich why should I sit around?
Play me and end up like the back of this hospital gown, ass out
Drink drink drink drink, pass out
Yall feel me right?
When I was young I was loud, I used to be like ILL KILL YA!
Now I be like You know Ill kill ya right?
If yall dont like it yall can lick my dick
Cause we built this house we live in brick by brick
The lunatics now run the asylum
The doctors are dead, nurses are tied up
Theyve taken it over and barricaded themselves inside it
The lunatics now run the asylum
I said the lunatics now run the asylum
The doctors are dead, nurses are tied up
Theyve taken it over and barricaded themselves inside it
The lunatics now run the asylum5Embed |
Twerk Dat Pop That Lyrics
Get this paper
Work that shaker
Go ahead baby
Turn around lady
Everything on us now
Turn down for what now
Bag it up, turn around now
Let me see you drop it down now
Who said gangstas dont do that? Cause they lying
In the back of the pussy club, its all mine
Getting drenched by the cheese, spend em rain and shine
They head to another one, cant decline
What up to the DJ, straight to the back
Ten racks to the waitress, change all that
Twenty something years old, ass so fat
Them boys in the club, D hats all black
Tops coming off, ass on the floor
Guess ten aint enough, so I gotta get more
Theyll lose their mind if I head to the door
They dont love me, they love the bread I blow
God damn, got em on they hands and they knees
Scratching after scratch like rats for the cheese
Im a dog, I even got scratch for the fleas
Touch my money you could touch your knees
Get this paper
Work that shaker
Go ahead baby
Turn around lady
Everything on us now
Turn down for what now
Bag it up, turn around now
Let me see you drop it down now
I got a white girl
Shes a dancer
She do whatever I say, no matter what I ask her
Her actions the answer
Of course she know I got a black girl
Whos also a dancer
Dont talk about your life, dont wanna hear about your bottles and ice
Cause we got Marshall out the house tonight
Stay awake
I’m in VIP with no ID with a pint of Beam
Lightin cheeba, wylin’ the fuck out like Bieber at nineteen
Or Ice-T in the 90s
Frightening in some Nikes slut, nice D’s
There a slight breeze? Don’t like me? Well then bite me
There might be a better chance of flight 370 turning up than us, bitch
Little dyke think ‘cause I’m Libra - youre Pisces, and you’re feisty
That youre like me and you might find that we’re like minded
We ain’t nothing alike Diva, you like sleeves
Im a wife beater you white tease
Bet you like skiing though right skeez?
The way you’re balancing yourself on the poles
Why don’t you grab this one and Do The Right Thing like Spike Lee?
And look out like you’re sightseeing and invite me in the back and bite me in the
Shake that ass and titties Cassidy felt that
Dick so fat it could practically snap her chastity belt strap
Standing all the way back where my hotels at
She actually fell back and landed in someone else lap
And laughed cuz she thought she sat on Pharrell’s hat
Get this paper
Work that shaker
Go ahead baby
Turn around lady
Everything on us now
Turn down for what now
Bag it up, turn around now
Let me see you drop it down now
Fresh out of damn near everything I had
Lil homie, just grabbed the whole damn bag
I could spend all year, never blow my stacks
Getting white boy wasted, hold my mac
Back to the spot, roll some up
So blown last night I toked some up
Lookers want anything, aint got enough
In the club without bras ready to get fucked
They drinking, smoking, touching, rubbing
Rolling, crowds in love with my thugging
Lick it, taste it, kiss it, suck it
Shit! Tryna see who want fucking
Drop that thong, grab that pole
Bend it over, let me see what I can do with that
Stack so big it aint never gonna fold
All the money I spend, you aint never gonna close
Get this paper
Work that shaker
Go ahead baby
Turn around lady
Everything on us now
Turn down for what now
Bag it up, turn around now
Let me see you drop it down now 40Embed |
Renegades Lyrics
Its several different levels to picking up shovels
And dumping you in ditches under sea level
Front and you can witness
Let me refreshen you niggas, tell you my position in this
Beef! Leave you under Venice, opposition finished
Here it is, we invaded, created a pyramid
Of a Haven of names, so blame Dre, and that ear of his
So breathe, Id rather reach for your neck
And I never heat you for respect, unless you greet me with less
I got a skunk in my trunk, Im lying, I got a pump in my trunk
You dying, how many lumps niggas want?
Whos ready for yall? We ready for yall
We too incredibly raw for any artist that said he would draw
I stand firm, and it hurts to live it
You open up that can of worms
I hope you ready for the dirt thats with it
Slap a hoe, snatch a mic
Being brought to yall in black and in white
Joe Jackson and Ike
We renegades
Since Im in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I aint no politician, but Ill kick it with em a minute
‘Cause see, they call me a menace
And if the shoe fits Ill wear it
But if it dont, then yallll swallow the truth, grin and bear it
Now whos the king of these rude, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics?
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits?
But theres a huge interference
Theyre sayin you shouldnt hear it
Maybe its hatred I spew, maybe its food for the spirit
Maybe its beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But Im debated, disputed, hated and viewed in America
As a motherfuckin drug addict, like you didnt experiment?
Nah, nah, thats when you start to stare at whos in the mirror
And see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrassed
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You fuckin do-gooders, too bad you couldnt do good at marriage
And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here?
I dont think you do, so stay tuned
And keep your ears glued to the stereo
Cause, here we go: Hes Royce, hes the King of Detroit
And Im the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass is just a—
—renegade!
Never been afraid to say whats on my mind
At any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to talk about anything
Anything
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to say whats on my mind
At any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to talk about anything
Anything
I determine what time its on, I call my nigga Proof
Hand him a pint of Limon and turn him loose
Im tired of you new jacks, Im tired of niggas thats like
less you a bitch, we dont care if you bout to do that
Move back, youngster, the Glock gon speak
Chew up your vest and turn your chest hair to taco meat
The street, continuous to pit, quick to smash ya
Or flash the clip, or give you the picture, develop the
Click clock, six shots blows through another door
And it gets hot, Hip-hop Quotable tug of war
Who did you niggas beats, you bitches, who made it work?
That shit was pfft — I got harder two-way alerts
Just when I thought my dog couldnt get any meaner
You talk about his daughter, he probably go get you the nina
You talk about his momma, he wont even give you the finger
Deranged, not media eaters, we renegades
See Im a poet to some, a regular modern-day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ, the King of these Latter-day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me
As a monger of hate and Satan, a scatter-brained atheist
But that aint the case, see its a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shadys as bad as they say he is
Or is he the latter, a gateway to escape?
Media scapegoat, who they can be mad at today
See its as easy as cake, simple as whistling Dixie
While Im waving the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
In holy water, no wonder they try to hold me under longer
Im a motherfucking spiteful, delightful eyeful
The new Ice Cube, motherfuckers hate to like you
What did I do? Im just a kid from the gutter
Makin his butter off these bloodsuckers
Cause Im a motherfuckin—
—renegade!
Never been afraid to say whats on my mind
At any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to talk about anything
Anything
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to say whats on my mind
At any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to talk about anything
Anything
Renegade!
Never been afraid to say whats on my mind
At any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to talk about anything
Anything
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to say whats on my mind
At any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade!
Never been afraid to talk about anything
Anything Thing16Embed |
Microphone Freestyle Lyrics
Once again, its the sinister cynical minister Shady
Kryptonite to Superman, hes a dentist to Amy
Administerer of the pain, he just finished huffin the paint
And muffler fumes like it was nothin, because it aint
Anything in his way, his enemies he just slays
His venom he sprays, reaches like beams of energy rays
Menacing stares, he glares, making the hairs
All on the back of ya neck stand like Dracula, yep
Spectacular rep, hes a tarantula, gargantuan
Yeah, Angela, so I command ya to start dancin
Part Manson, part Hannibal, part mechanical shark
Throwing animal parts at Scarlett Johansson
Enter my gas chamber, you gangsta? My ass
Hes got his fangs to your neck, hes set to strangle ya ass, hater
Youre facin a task greater, hes chasin your ass
Hes got his face in a mask, your blood stains on his glass table
Im checking the exposure of photos of me exposing
Myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing
With or without clothing, next to the decomposing
Bodies eroding while Im dozing off, overdosing
Windows opening, shutting; doors opening, closing
I think theres a ghost, too much hydrocodone and codeine
I was only sposed to swallow a half, I took the whole thing
Im not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring
I need a drink, Im standing over the sink hosing
Myself, self-loathing, cause Im on a brink, mostly
I dont wanna think; this will make everything rosy
Beverly sings, scream while Im severing three toesies
Totally frozen while I close in
Im yodelling Rosie, wont you come out to play?
And no sense wasting time, cutting and pasting headlines
In the papers, making shrines of my crimes and capers
My words are whirlwinds, I murder my girlfriends
Go to Europe and put Nurofens in my syrup and stirred em
You never heard em like this, so dont encourage him
The neurosurgeon, coke mirrors, and lyrics worse than
The kinda person to get Katie Couric to cursin
Eighty spirits of ladies cause Shady murdered the virgins
Crazy turn of events that he emerged
Took over the world and reeled in all the children
Lured em into the building and killed em
Buried em in the mulch and mildew and he will do what he feels
And still can spin, straw to gold like Rumplestilskin
Cotton to silk, Motrin to Tylenol 3 pills
The Real Slim Shadys entered the buildin
Theres nothing but crumbled leaves and tumbleweeds up in this bitch
Mildred, hes ill with it, he still shouldnt be healed
Theres no one as sick as he, MCs will get fricassed on the grill, then13Embed |
Bitch Lyrics
Justin? Its Zoe
Um, Kelly did not have me call
However, I just listened to Eminem in her car
It is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life
And I seriously wanna call his fucking agent
And tell them how fucking disgusting he is
It, like, makes me upset
Im now nauseous and I cant eat lunch, goodbye7Embed |
Rescue Me Lyrics
So can you rescue me
Because my ship is sinking
And Im drowning at sea
So can you rescue me, from me
Can you rescue me?
I was losing my mind like I was trying to lose it
Using my time for using, abusing my grind
This is my own honest view of who I am behind this, music
Ryan the whole bottle of patron Connaisseur
At a point in time I thought I blew it, doing crime
I wouldve washed a pill down with a shot of my own spinal fluid
And my momma knew it, she saw especially right through it
That I wasnt protected cause peer pressure just be like
But I couldnt fight through it, the beef started
The streets caught up, at least we didnt get involved in deceased orders
Its Slaughterhouse, cause Shady, me, Porter
Sat it down and made peace over Porterhouse and Piesporter
Some stupid bitch done turned my girl against me
Shouldve tattooed the earth on my arm feel like the world against me
Soon as I pa-raded, here come the rain falling the name calling
From the cous I never met with his hand out like Im straight balling
Feel like I knocked the 8 ball in
Every time I shoot a move I literally cant call it
Am I afraid of success? Let me think on it
I just got nervous, let me drink on it
Think I just answered yes but not on purpose
I pass the church and do the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
But Im only near it, man I need the pastors service
Im drowning cause Im so tired of treading
So Lord when you get a second please
So can you rescue me
Because my ship is sinking
And Im drowning at sea
So can you rescue me, from me
Can you rescue me?
I wake up and my shirt is leaking, covered in sweat
Im dreaming of being murdered when Im sleeping
Picture a person beefing, with himself
And its even, worse when Im drinking
It hurts when Im thinking, me versus my personal demons
Im reaching for my nine
If I point it at myself will it help to quiet the demons screaming in my mind?
And if I go, to the other side
Just tell my mother it was her prayers that kept her youngun thugging son alive
Plus my daughters, them my butterflies, tell my son that I love him
Tell my nieces and nephews their uncle tried
To take this music to the fucking peak
But Im still a drug dealer as we fucking speak, thats fucking weak
Behind the tours and rap fans, hospitals and cat scans
Shoulder, when they call him bipolar, happiest mad man
Dont know my story, my struggle, the demons that I combat
Or how Im starin at them waiting for eye contact, beyond that
I got a soul mate thats naive, so the thought of me is prison to her
Baby momma thats crazy and a ten year old who listens to her
My fam and friends think Im the bank
And the way they keep coming back you think Id got thanked
To you its a dream, to me its labor, these arent monsters, these my neighbors
And we watch each others back, I guess its favor for a favor
Sometimes they even save me, when my wrist is to that razor so
So can you rescue me
Because my ship is sinking
And Im drowning at sea
So can you rescue me, from me
Can you rescue me?3Embed |
Pimp Like Me Lyrics
G-SHIT
Whattup
I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth
This is straight G shit
And all you can do is respect it
Well Imma state my name, Swift McVay
None of yall niggas got shit to say
Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee
Plus Im big headed running things my way
A selfish man, the back of the hand
Be slapping the hell out of hoes because I can
Prostitute, I want my loot
And I dont give a fuck about your broke-ass man and
Yall giving niggas what they needing
til bitches understand Im mean and
Swift McVay is, blowing up
Courvosier til Im throwing up
Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what?
Whats yo function? Wheres yo bucks?
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
You wanna rob me but I got too much
D12, naturally lifted
You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit
You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you
Your entourage, nigga fuck them too
I got grenades
What the hell your little twenty-two gon do?
Yall major soft
Cops getting mad cause I paid em off, made em cough
Blood and shit
Thats what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?
So hey, you aint gotta be scared to fuck
If you want head, then prepare to suck
Even if the nigga dont care to nut
For every stroke, its a hundred bucks
Respect the game, you just a slut
So open your legs up and get my duck
You just a ..
You just my ..
Dirty-ass ..
Im yo pimp, you my bitch
Go get my ..
Go bring me my ..
Dirty-ass ..
Im yo pimp, you my bitch
I dont spit game, no longer than my name
The way my chain hang, my nuts do the same
Dont pay pussy, pussy pay me
Bitch, slut, whore or lady
And knowing the fact, I was born to mack
Thats why I got a ho in the back, blowing my sac
Got good game, thats a hood thang
Whatd you brang, loot or poo-tang?
Let em all bang, run that cheese
Tell that trick nigga
Rob a L7, thats a square
You my bottom ho, you got to know
Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow
{swish-slap-swish} Bitch quit talking back
{swish-slap-swish} Now walk the track
I dont pay for ass, you pump my gas
You get slapped when were short of cash
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch
Wheres my scratch? Bitch, thats, it
Suck it stroke it make me rich
As a token of my appreciation its
Another client for you to hit
I dont give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation, trick
Now youre stuck with me, fuck with me
And Imma slap you up in this truck
You must be out your mind or something
Crying and whining like you tired or something
Go suck some head until it aches for buffering
You dont work? You make nothing
Im just another case of a lazy husband
I want the paper stack
Buy you an outfit, then take it back
When you page me, bitch, I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act
Hoes recognize, and niggas do too
Cause they realize that niggas do shoot
Dont like a chick that act too cute
Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoop
And dont be asking me, all kind of questions
All harassing me, calling stressing
Or I may have to release some aggression
Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Looking for handouts like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
You just a ..
You just my ..
Dirty-ass ..
Im yo pimp, you my bitch
Go get my ..
Go bring me my ..
Dirty-ass ..
Im yo pimp, you my bitch
Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy, bitch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you fucking dirty bitch
Now get on the corner, and start sucking some dicks
Niggas want pussy, and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start selling yo dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit em, and then stick em
Fuck it; Ill let you hear one of my victims:
Shut up bitch, you talk too much!
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt!
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whoring
Shut your fucking mouth and youll be out by the morning
Cause Im the dirtiest pimp, you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger
Go suck dick at a bachelor party
So what if you on your period? blood never hurt nobody
You just a ..
You just my ..
Dirty-ass ..
Im yo pimp, you my bitch
Go get my ..
Go bring me my ..
Dirty-ass ..
Im yo pimp, you my bitch
You just a ..
You just a ..
Thats all you is ..
You just a, dirty ass bitch
A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch
Hahahahaha...
But I love you... .. Kim
And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimping
You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen
You ever seen in yo god damn life
Yo this is Rondell Beene on the scene
And we keep the pussyholes smiling, because we always wilding
YouknowhatImsayin? Fuck all what everybody else talking about
We let you know right here
Big pimping, it aint dead, we love getting head, in a dirty-ass bed
Thats just what we do
You know we was throwing heroin pimp parties back in 1968
The pussy is all great
Ill see you at eight, bitch11Embed |
Symphony in H Lyrics
Tony Touch
Dont ask me whats up with the hoes, Im still working the kinks out
Love stinks, that explains all this anger thats spillin out
And I aint chilling out, got an Oscar but Im still a grouch
I use it as a doorstop and a prop for the broken leg for the couch
Yelawolf, Shady, Tony-Touch, Slaughterhouse
Yeah the SWAT team bout to break them flyswatters out
Go to hell in a drought, break ice waters out
Nice try shorty wop, we can windowshop the jewelry store
But Christ for that price coulda bought a house
Besides only thing I ever had iced out was my heart since I started out
It’s F.Y.I, if ya aint knowing
What, go with you? Where? Nah, aint going
Oh wait, you wanna date? Oh, well in that case ho, its June 8th, oh!
And kinda like Beethoven composin a symphony of hate
So much hate woven into these raps
He stitches a bitch, straight sewin
Shit, Im beginning to hate clothing
I hate overalls cause they remind me of hoes
For Christs sake, theyre shaped like an H woah and
You know what else starts with H though?
Hockey, shit, thought I had the place flowing
I hate to put you on ice but
You already had 3 periods in 60 minutes, great going
Plus you remind me of cocaine, ho
You always in the mirror with your face
So, I feel an urge to put you all in a line
And chop you with a razor blade, yo wait, Im an a-hole
Devil with a halo
Hell yeah, Id nail J-Lo... to the railroad
Say I wont! Better hope you can stay afloat
When I take the wind out your sailboat
But, I aint playing yo! Dope as Shady?
Dont kid yourself, bitch you aint even a baby goat11Embed |
Devils Night Lyrics
I make music to make you sick of fake music
Hate music like devil-worshipping Satan music
So say your prayers, your Hail Marys and Jesuses
Take two sticks, tape em together and make a crucifix
Try to stop it but you cant do it
A whole generation of kids blowing out their fucking brains to this
Kurt Cobain music. Students converted to caine users
As soon as they heard it went out and murdered and maimed to it
Whats your name?
Judas
Got my nine with six sharpshooters, now lets do this
I got niggas that shoots to static. You dont understand
How Im all up in you niggas TVs like Carole Anne
Im a poltergeist: lyrically, Im supposed to strike
Try to snatch this mic, you get cracked with Molson Ice
I want his wife
Im the type to go to gamblin parties with trick dice
I rob casinos. Slugs, eat those
Youd think it was the devil feedin you jalapenos
Now you out of the scene hoes shot at your clean clothes
My fo-fo, prone to make you niggas breathe wrong
Its Devils Night, its Devils Night, its Devil Night
Cause I came back to rule this time
Cause I came back to take whats mine
Its Devils Night, its Devils Night, its Devil Night
Cause I came back to rule this time
Cause I came back to take whats mine
Its like Im on the john, trying to shit and get no response
Constipated, bitch; tell these pigs to back off
The mind of a rapist, Denaun never changes
Beat up strangers without a reason; Im a anus
Walk the street in a Beat It jacket with a glove to match it
Drop the hat shit; I put my head on opposite and step backwards
A walking zombie thats ornery
Pulling armed robberies on politicians without a sense of camaraderie
I can concoct the nine slot, plus I run with the best
Hop on a motorcycle, busting wheelies over your chest
Bystanders standing by, thinking oh, what a mess
Blast through every hickie that them bitches put on your neck
What the fuck do you expect, when the slugs get dealt
And make you feel every ounce of pain that Bugz had felt
A deranged team, smoking ganja greens
This carbinell make your fucking head shake like tambourines
I pledge allegiance to the streets of the D
And if you think you out cold, catch a piece of this heat
And when it blast, itll take off every piece of your
From her barettes to her cheeks to her cute little feet
Its Devils Night, its Devils Night, its Devil Night
Cause I came back to rule this time
Cause I came back to take whats mine
Its Devils Night, its Devils Night, its Devil Night
Cause I came back to rule this time
Cause I came back to take whats mine
Im trying
My little boy is dying, he losing too much iron
And if I die, it wont be because I got shot:
Itll be because I tied my arm in a sock and smoked rock
Taking drugs is cool, thats why I buy em
Shoot em up my ass; let your little brother try em
Ten years is what Im facing
Police breakin in my house, Lil Bow Wow in the basement
A rapist thatll bust in your mouth
Ill probably be in jail fore this fucking album comes out
Im eighteen years old, still shitting the bed
Beaten til Im red; fed nothing but water and bread
Its me again, fucking dirty jinn
So what if it burns, bitch, when I stick it in?
No medication; Im out of Percocet
I lost my weed plus my fucking diapers wet
Its Devils Night, its Devils Night, its Devil Night
Cause I came back to rule this time
Cause I came back to take whats mine
Its Devils Night, its Devils Night, its Devil Night
Cause I came back to rule this time
Cause I came back to take whats mine 14Embed |
Warrior, Pt. 2 Lyrics
Woo!!! Yeah!!! Remix!!!
Lloyd Banks!!! Ha Ha!!!
Its like a throne that he dont even own
He wont sit down, give him a crown, he just throws it around
It’s like a joke, he’s like a king, but he don’t rule a thing
He dont want the diamonds, want the gold or want the jewelry
He dont want the room, he dont want the loot, hes in it for the sport
Running circles round his competition on the court
He appreciates your support, but he aint begging for it
And you can love it, you can hate it, but you cant ignore it
You cant be that ig-nor-ant, though you can try to sell him short
But you cant fuck with his last joint or the one before it
And he was born to raise hell like them country boys
And if Im fronting, man, you better come confront me for it
This is the story of a warrior, I know you know it
True warriors go ahead and make some noise
It aint healthy to be making niggas paranoid
Hit your corner with my weapon I dont need my boys
Im doing a hundred tween in the fast lane
Kick back just relax let me do my thing
Dont give a fuck about you suckers gotta maintain
Money, power, and respect in this rap game
Hes straight outta a neighborhood where niggas hate
To see you blow and eat your dinner off a bigger plate
Their stomachs ache while hes lounging in the big estate
And he hops in a hundred thousand where the nigga stay
Houses with a bigger gate, hounding hims a big mistake
He wont surrender hell rather give up a rib to break
Cause he remembers when they wouldnt lend a helping hand
Till he was sitting on green like a Celtic fan
Created a buzz to where you gotta mention his name
When you discussing the illest players thats in the game
And hes riding with Em, 50 Cent, Doc and em
G-Unit Records aint a motherfucker stopping them
This is the story of a warrior, I know you know it
True warriors go ahead and make some noise
It aint healthy to be making niggas paranoid
Hit your corner with my weapon I dont need my boys
Im doing a hundred tween in the fast lane
Kick back just relax let me do my thing
Dont give a fuck about you suckers gotta maintain
Money, power, and respect in this rap game
Hes no magician man the kid does something out of nothing
So that niggas from his hood act like he owes him something
They talk crazy till they send niggas to where to buck him
Ask him if its a problem and hell say nah, its nothing
He was gonna help em out but since they fronted fuck em
He dont care how they feel they can hate him or love him
He held his own on his own the kid is really thugging
Hes rich now, he aint changed so niggas think he bugging
He bulletproof everything cause niggas try and buck him
Keeps two pistols on his hip Ill show you where he tuck em
Niggas say they gon get at him but they cant touch him
Try to catch him slipping they creep in and he start bussing
This is the story of a warrior, I know you know it
True warriors go ahead and make some noise
It aint healthy to be making niggas paranoid
Hit your corner with my weapon I dont need my boys
Im doing a hundred tween in the fast lane
Kick back just relax let me do my thing
Dont give a fuck about you suckers gotta maintain
Money, power, and respect in this rap game
I can give you niggas something you can talk about
I can turn your smile upside down
You aint no G you a fucking clown
I can take your girl and tu-turn her out
Dont hold it in let it all out
I can give you fuckers something to be mad about
Invite her in send her back out
With my DNA all in her mouth22Embed |
If I Get Locked Up Lyrics
Check check, one two, one two, one two
Yeah yeah yeah, Dr. Dre up in here, yall know what this is
It’s what youve been waitin for, Funkmaster Flex
Big Kap, Def Jam records givin it to you, baby
Yo, Eminem, show these motherfuckers what time it is, baby
I used to be a lonely man, only mad
Til I got a million dollars, shit, now if I only had
Some fuckin hair Id pull it faster than a bullet
Out of 2Pacs chest before the ambulance came too late to do it
Im tryin to grow it back again, it was an accident
I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam
I hate this straightjacket, it aint latchin, they cant lock it
So they stapled my hands to my pants pockets
The cells padded and battered like someone else had it
Before me and just kept throwin their fuckin self at it
My head is achin, Im dedicated to medication
But this med is takin too long to bring me this se-da-dation
Anyway, I got down with Dre
The first man who taught me how a Glock sounded to spray
Runnin up and down the street, screamin, Fuck the police!
When you still had your mothers fuckin nipple stuck in your teeth
Became a role model after Colorado
Now all they do is follow me around and holler, Bravo!
Hell yeah, I punch my bitch
And beat my kids in public – suck my dick, bitch!
Im sick enough to fuck a man in his face
But I wont, cause you probably wanna stand in his place
So put a sock in it, wit your fake-ass 2Pac image
You faggots aint tough, you just get drunk and become talkative
Im probably the awkwardest alcoholic talkin
Walkin like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
So when you see me on your block stumblin
Mumblin a bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does
I aint buzzed, Im just high on life
So why on Earth would I need drugs when I fly on kites?
Motherfucker! Slim Shady
Im drunk, pass the TEC
Cause if I get locked up tonight
Then I might not come home tonight
Keep it movin, off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
Cause if I get locked up tonight
Then I might not come home tonight
Keep it movin, off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
I set a fuckin girl on fire with a curling iron
Psych! Im just jokin, for Christs sakes
Dont get so bent out of shape cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
Some people just dont get it
But I wont let it upset me, cause they dont know better
They dont know what the fuck its like to be so fed up
And fed so many uppers youre down and wont get up
My minds got a mind of its own
Sometimes I cant find it at home, it hides in the stove
Shit, talk about your brain bein baked
My shits still in the oven on 480 degrés
Hailie Jade, Daddy loves you, baby
Dont ever tell me how to raise my daughter – fuck you, lady!
You critics wanna criticize but couldnt visualize
Individuals lives through a criminals eyes
The neighborhood that I grew up in, you could die for nothin
And Dirty Dozen watches over me so try some dumb shit
Ill have a fuckin man raped with a Band-Aid
Over his mouth and shove his head in a fan blade
Dont ever tell me what I can or what I cant say
Or change cause of the age range in my fan base
Like I give a fuck whos buyin this shit
Quit fuckin buyin it, Im tired, bitch, Im dyin to quit
Hip-hop is universal now, its so commercial now
Its like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it
But as soon as I get on the mic its like the night gets silent
Either that or booed, thats why I keep an attitude
And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
Im sick of bein judged, fuck it, let me see a judge
Ill confess to every murder I committed since three years old
Cause if I get locked up tonight
Then I might not come home tonight
Keep it movin, off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
Fuck that, turn that shit off
Lets get the fuck up outta here
You know how we do5Embed |
Breathe Lyrics
Sean Paul and Blu Cantrell
Remix that gon make the head swell, yo
Yo, hey, yo, boom, yo, hey, yo, dutty, yeah
So whats that supposed to be about, baby?
Gal, free up ya vibe and stop acting crazy
Reminisce pon all the good times daily
Why you trying to pose like I be acting shady?
Whats that supposed to be about, baby?
Gal, free up ya vibe and stop acting crazy
Sean Paul give you the good loving daily
Now you trying to pose like I be acting shady?
You say you love me, say you love me
But youre never there for me, yeah
You be crying, slowly dying
When I decide to leave
All we do is make up , then break up
Why dont we wake up and see?
When love hurts , it wont work
Maybe we need some time alone
We need to let it breathe
So whats that supposed to be about, baby?
Gal, free up ya vibe and stop acting crazy
Reminisce pon all the good times daily
Why you trying to pose like I be acting shady?
Youre only lonely when your homie
Aint got a ride or no loot, yeah , uh-huh
Then comes the drama
Some other girl is claiming shes going out with you
All we do is make up , then break up
Why dont we wake up and see?
When love hurts , it wont work
Maybe we need some time alone
We need to let it breathe
So whats that supposed to be about, baby?
Gal, free up ya vibe and stop acting crazy
Shady , Shady
Dutty, yeah
Why, girl , for the fourth time
If I make it very clear to you
Youre very dear to me
And all my heart me share to you
Me not unfair to you
Woman, I want fa real and make you know
That I will always draw near to you
But me know me nah no fair to you
Me stand up like a man and Ill be there
Because I care for you
Long time me telling me not a gal compare to you
Woman, if you leave me now
Im gonna shed a lot of tear for you
You want to breathe and still youre not exhaling
Say you want to leave cause this relationship failing
Aint nobody say that it would be smooth sailing
Girl, I want to know why you bailing ship, yo
So whats that supposed to be about, baby?
Gal, free up ya vibe and stop acting crazy
Reminisce pon all the good times daily
Why you trying to pose like I be acting shady?
Baby, we need some time alone
So we can just breathe
Let it breathe
Breathing
Let it breathe
Breathe , uh-uh-uh
Yeah, let it breathe, yeah
Time to breathe, yall
Oh, breathe
Time to breathe yall 4Embed |
3 Verses Lyrics
Its like this and like that and like this
Its like this and like that and like this
Im the illest rapper to hold a cordless, patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
Im meaner in action than Roscoe beating James Todd, Sr
And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood as a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood that I used as an excuse
And aint shit changed but kept the same mind-state
Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
You probably think that Im a negative person dont be so sure of it
I dont promote violence I just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death as I fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? Blow your brain out, Im blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now
Its only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord
Warlord of rap thatll bash you with a 2 by 4 board
And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4 door Ford
But Im more towards droppin an acappella thatll chop a fella
To Mozzarella, worse than a helicopter propeller
Got you locked in the cellar with your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia while Im standing next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an IV in your veins feeding you liquid darvocet
Pumping you full of drugs, pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven
To receiving with the asses ripped out of they pants and given
A less than 20 percent chance of living
Have a possible placement, its a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandmas little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream Im still alive!
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your Adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department, Ive hired an arson
To set fire to carpets and burn up your entire apartment
Im a liar to start shit
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight, you need a crowbar to pry her apart with
Motherfucker
Slim Shady, bitch
Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg, wake up with the 40
Mix it with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D
Fuck an acid tab, Ill strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said, case closed, end of discussion
Im blowing up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombers? We blowing up your house killing your parents
And coming back to get your foster mommas
And Im as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
Cause I aint making no more threats
Im doing drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
Im more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause I smoked crack today, yesterday and the day before
Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador
Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
Coming together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure!
Motherfucker5Embed |
Purple Hills Lyrics
Uh
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Ive been to many places
Ive seen so many faces
But nothin compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Ive climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice, but whos countin?
But nothin compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm
Its Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I cant describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and {five I hit }
{Aw shit,} I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick and lost her foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat til I start losin weight
Til I see dumb {shit} start happenin
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again
So bounce, bounce! Come on, bounce!
I said come on bounce!
Everybody in the house doin mass {amounts }
To the women in the thongs with their asses out
We dont bull{shit}, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is {crashin out}
Help me get her on the couch fore she passes out
Bump that, someone help Denaun
Hes upstairs wrestlin with Elton John
Hey Von, you see me steppin on these leprechauns?
They gotta be {Tums, the Ex-Lax} is gone
Yeah, I took em {all, dawg,} with some Parmesan
And I think my arm is gone — No, its probably numb
Young, dumb and full of {cum}
And I think he bout to swallow his tongue
Scary-ass, it was a false alarm
You think Im bout to die when I just got on?
Well, stop actin stupid; you so {high}
That you might wake up with a {guy} on some new {shit}
Yeah, I think I {did} too much
I think I got the runs
{Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums}
Watch out, here it comes!
Ive been to many places
Ive seen so many faces
But nothin compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Ive climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice, but whos countin?
But nothin compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Dirty Dozen, eighty of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
Thats why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other
Out and date each other
Some, some, some
Somethin... I dont know
Hop hills, hills I hop
Hop two hills, on stilts I walk
{Snort two lines} that were filled with chalk
Thought I was incredible and {killed} the Hulk
I wanna {roll} away like a rollerblade
Until my {eyes roll} back in my skull for days
And when Im old and gray, yo, Ima go for broke?
No? Okey-doke, {Im packin my nose} with soap
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ah, poor baby, born by a {whore} lady
Now Im payin child support?
I take {four shots} at one time
And I dont need to chase when Im swallowin mine
In Bizarres hatch back
We cant go far, cause the car has flats
Why the hell you people think I rap?
Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts
And if you got cash, then hide it so
Im just tryna get by like you
And I dont give a damn if you find me rude
Mean, crude, to hell with you too
I only need three {blunts} and Im cool
I just got some and Im goin back soon
Ive been to many places
Ive seen so many faces
But nothin compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Ive climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice, but whos countin?
But nothin compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Im at a rave, lookin at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smell like vomit
Looney, crazy, jumpy, sexy
Dopey-headed guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses
Wanna try?
{Blue hills, golden seals}
Got Bizarre actin ill
Drugs kill — {Yeah, right!}
Chick, Im for real!
Shut yo mouth, you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please dont fight
Bizarres here all night!
Ive been to many places
Ive seen so many faces
But nothin compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Ive climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice, but whos countin?
But nothin compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Dirty Dozen, eighty of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
Thats why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other
Out and date each other
Some, some, some
Somethin... I dont know6Embed |
Bad Guys Always Die Lyrics
The Wild, ha-ha
The Wild West
Ha, ride
All you see is the sun reflectin off of the gun
Ready for the showdown to go down at one
Sweat on my brow, lets settle it now
Ima show you how real cowboys get down
Im polishin gold, waitin for this drama to unfold
I got a blunt rolled
Feelin bold, gangstas blood runs cold
Its time to reload this old .45 colt
The winds gusty, its hot, muggy and dusty
Bust a couple shots, make sure Im not rusty
Its past noon, he should be here soon
Sip a little moonshine inside a saloon
All of a sudden I can hear the sound of hoofs
Sounds like a thousand wolves
I cock back, put the toast in the holster and froze
I pose like a poster, hes closer than close
I hold the heat sturdy, I heard he fights dirty
But Ima put 30 inside him and leave early
And just when I went to fill him with hot lead
I put the gun to his head, and this is what he said
You never met me, youll probably never see me again
But I know you, the names Slim, you want revenge?
Then dont shoot, Im in the same boots as you
Im telling the truth, I got a price on my head too
Cause when you-
You ride like a cowboy toward the sun
And life aint fun when youre on the run
Got your gold and you got your gun
But life as an outlaw just begun
Got your shotgun by your side
Got your horse and you got your pride
You ride til there aint no place to hide
Its sad cause the bad guys always die
He was shady, I seen by the look on his face
He said, Take ten paces, shit, I took eight
Spun around and I aimed straight for the brain
My shit went bang but it only fired a blank, he said
You need bullets, hurry up, run
I put a clip in the gun and pointed at his lungs
We both drew at the same time and stood stunned
Go ahead, shoot me, but Im not the one you want
I figured he was tellin the truth, thats why I didnt shoot
So what we gon do? Its on you
Do you recall when you and Snoop was a group?
Well, all we gotta do is find a map to part two
And plus I know whos got it
Who?
Some old dude whos got 26 plaques
And he already sold two
Loaded up my saddle, got ready for battle
Hid two pieces of gold inside of my satchel
We rolled two miles until we hit the spot
An old ghost town that everybody forgot
A place where they used to smoke chronic a lot
Slim grabbed the shotgun
Dre, heres the plot
This is the spot, they call him Doc Loveless
Hes going around saying he took the game from us
Lets shoot him in his kneecaps, hell never see it comin
He aint got no legs, they cut them off at the stomach
Hes got mechanical legs, he spins webs
Plus hes well-respected by the hip-hop heads
Our mission is to get him to stop layin eggs
And we can put him on his back down a flight of steps
I drew two guns, spun them on my fingers
Kicked the swingin doors in, started gun-slingin
I could hear somebody singin, it sounded like a G Thang
And a verse from Keep Their Heads Ringin
I said, Its Dres day, and started to spray
Its 1800, he pulls a AK
Hollow tips started flyin every which way
Thats when I seen Dre in trouble and came with the gauge
I fired the first shot, spun his body around
He hit the ground and landed upside down
Dre grabbed the map, the plaques and the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a blunt thats rolled
You ride like a cowboy toward the sun
And life aint fun when youre on the run
Got your gold and you got your gun
The life as an outlaw just begun
Got your shotgun by your side
Got your horse and you got your pride
You ride til there aint no place to hide
Its sad cause the bad guys always die
You ride like a cowboy toward the sun
And life aint fun when youre on the run
Got your gold and you got your gun
But life as an outlaw just begun
Got your shotgun by your side
Got your horse and you got your pride
You ride til there aint no place to hide
Its sad cause the bad guys always die
The Wild, ha-ha
The Wild West
Ha-ha, ride, ha21Embed |
Key Lyrics
Haha, hold up
What is that? Oh
Is that a key in my pocket or am I just happy to see
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me?
Cause I am the cuz, the cuz meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
Cause, bro, Im the dude
And the dude gets all the chicks
Chicks is all that thine getteth
Cause thats all I needeth is the chickeths
The chickadees runningeth about
And youd be lucky to get my seconds
Leftover hot chicks
Hahaha
Fucking stupid25Embed |
Steve Berman Lyrics
Mr. Berman?
What?
We have Eminem here to see you
About fuckin time! Send him in
Steve! Good to see ya, man. Um, hey, I just w–
Well, look who decided to show his face! I hope youve had fun in the last four years!
Look man, I apologize again for–
For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
Again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist–
Are you wearing a bulletproof vest?
And then you go and do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down?
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin vacation?
Well, thats actually why Im here: I was gonna put out some new music, and I wanted to play it for you and get your opinion
Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess, another album about: Poor me! Im so famous that its ruined my rich little life and Im such a tortured artist, let me make music about it and my tragic love life! Am I on to something here?
Come on, man, its not like that...
You know what? Just hand the fuckin thing over! Im done talkin to you! Think you can just come and go as you please, big selfish superstar?
Steve, I had a drug problem!
Oh, poor me! I had a drug problem! Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town? You know what?
Hey! hey!
Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus Christ, man, alright, alright, here, fine...
Whats this shit? Two CDs?
Thats what Ive been tryin to tell you, man, theres two albums
Just get out!
Alright!
Get the fuck out!
Alright, man, see you later
3Embed |
Love the Way You Lie, Pt. III Lyrics
On the first page of our story
The future seemed so bright
Then the saint turned out so evil
I dont know why Im still surprised
Even angels have their wicked schemes
And you take that to new extremes
But youll always be my hero
Even though youve lost your mind
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, thats all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, thats all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Now theres gravel in our voices
And glasses shattered from the fight
In this tug of war you always win
Even when Im right
Cause you feed me fables from your head
With violent words and empty threats
And its sick that all these battles
Are what keeps me satisfied
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, thats all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, thats all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
So maybe Im a masochist
I try to run but I dont wanna ever leave
Til the walls are going up
In smoke with all our memories
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, thats all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, thats all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie1Embed |
My Name Is Lyrics
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?
My brains dead weight, Im tryna get my head straight
But I cant figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said, Slim Shady, you a basehead
Then whys your face red? Man, you wasted
Well, since age 12, I felt like Im someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Come here, slut; Shady, wait a minute, thats my girl, dawg
I dont give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high
The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians, rapin lesbians
While theyre screaming, Lets just be friends!
99 percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her Id grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it: Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away!
Dr. Dre, dont just stand there, operate!
Im not ready to leave, its too scary to die
Ill have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I aint had a woman in years, my palms too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, Ill fuck anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You aint got no tits!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
Im steaming mad and by the way, when you see my dad
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim ShadyEmbed |
Em Calls Paul Lyrics
Ayo Paul, its Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that hes not thrilled about the video
What, does he wanna be startin somethin?
Wow, well, Ill show him whos really bad
Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls
You should really take a look at the man in the mirror
And tell him to beat it, because I wont stop til I get enough
Do you remember the time
We were watching the Billie Jean video?
Well, hell always be that Michael to me
And it doesnt matter if hes black or white
Because I cant stop loving him
And I hate plastic surgeons, and I hope they all fucking die
How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot
I wanna touch him, but I cant
Excuse me, Im taking a shit, sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message, fucker
Oh, and by the way, no, I dont have a new gun
God damn it!6Embed |
40 Oz. Lyrics
Yeah nigga! Its D12 up in this motherfucker!
You know how we get nigga we wild in the club
Motherfuckers, everybody get crunk in Detroit too nigga!
So wile the fuck out!
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
We fucked up
Let us in the club
One of yall niggas gon catch a slug
Im so drunk I could hurl for a month
Any nigga pop shit, go to the trunk
D12 start shit, nigga come get us
7 Mile Runyon, wild niggas with us
Cause all my niggas is talkin that shit
Aint got no problem, with smackin no bitch
Ill have my wife cut your throat
Blunts, gans, thats all we smoke
Wild the fuck out, stab you with a knife
Its D12, nigga, we ready to fuckin fight
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Who tryin to be the first one to catch this blade in the throat?
You know the po-po dont let me hold them toasters no mo
I just clapped three people, you gon be number four
If you dont back the fuck up, and get the fuck up off the flo
My crew is takin over as soon as we hit the do
You hit the door, but we comin in and you goin home
Security, they cant even stop us because they know
Runyon Avenue soldiers hold us down wherever we go
Chuggin on our 40s and holdin our .44s
We come with toasters like we just opened savings and loans
And we dont need your brew tonight, homie, we brought our own
So grab whatever you sippin on and lets get it on!
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
We deep as a motherfucker, we bout to get it crunk
You just another punk in the club about to get jumped
I settle my vendettas with AKs, Berettas
We dont posed to be in here with our weapons, but still they let us
Switchblade, brass knuckles, nickel plated belt buckle
Broken beer bottles, when we walk in you can smell trouble
Elbows flyin, bitches cryin, niggas bleedin, you retreatin
Run into your car and skatin off, we Ging
We make example out of you haters runnin your mouth
You the reason why your peoples is pourin they 40s out
Dirty Dozen wildin, beat niggas bloodied
And you gon have to pour out a keg for all your homies
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
I was raised by drunks, so I became a drunk
80 Proof on this vodka, thats the name I want
Im in the club to beef, you gotta murder me dead
Only talk to a bitch with burgundy hair
Or the aisle in the Vette, bumpin Seven-Deuce
See that top on that 40, you know its comin loose
See me on the ave daily, be runnin this shit
If your chick get loud, I g-money that bitch
Packin mags and clips, Ill smash your clique
Because of Proof they put the G in the alphabet
Smokin weed, drinkin Henny, Remy, and that Jimmy
Dont worry if we run out, the corner store got plenty
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out
Pour your 40 out 6Embed |
Things Get Worse Lyrics
There’s no need to say shit, you already know
The question is just how far will this go?
How far will he take it?
And when will he stop?
Shady man, I done told you once homie to ease up
But you just won’t listen will ya? Nah, I guess not
You just can’t can ya? Man, I can’t stand ya
You’re rotten, what you plottin’ for us?
Man, when are you gonna let up?
I guess things are gonna get much worse ‘fore they get better
Holy Toledo, it’s Angelina Jolie, amigo
She told me Yo, Shady just hand your penis to me, I’ll deep throat,
And Brad if you try to stand between us then we’re gonna see, bro
Who was a fantasy, I don’t mean to damage your ego
You faggots wanna rassle?
I shove a fucking jar of Vaseline up inside your asshole
And rope it shut with a lasso
Couple of crushed Lexapro broken up with the capsule or Paxil
Just in case I aint dope enough with the raps, though
Coke is cut with tobacco, smoke it up, then go wacko
This is what happens when you mix a coconut with Tabasco
Shady let go, the ho has been choked enough, let her ass go
Not till Jessica Simpson lets go of the tuna casserole
Cause I used to love her hooters now Carmen Electras cuter
Strap an extension cord to her arm and electrocute her
I’m off my fucking meds, but I’m on an electric scooter
I might just scoot by and shoot my mom in the neck with rugers
Spit in Jasons face while I vomit on Freddy Krueger
They can’t even get Jeffrey Dahmer to pet the cougar
Now I’m gone get the rectal thermometer, get the lubra-
Cation and get the patient some Darvocet to chew cause...
There’s no need to say shit you already know
The question is just how far will this go
How far will he take it?
And when will he stop?
B.o.B I done told you once homie to easy up, jeez
There’s no need to say shit you already know
The question is just how far will this go
Cause I will never lay down
And I will never let up
I guess things are gonna get much worse ‘fore they get better
With the soul of a Shaman
Ill eat a beat then vomit
Like a bulimic woman with an uneasy stomach
I pass by people on the street they seem like sheep and zombies
Stiffer than a therapeutic pair of jeans you run in
So can you hear me coming
Eminem this beat is absolutely disgusting
It’s probably got diseases on it
I’m just being honest, I can see the comments
I can see the evolution as we creep up on it
I put that music in your veins like a needle junkie
Shit I just do this for the haters, I dont need the money
Im diarrhea on the track so it needs plunging
Somebody please tell these girls to release my undies
Nobody really understands my language
I find it complicated just to hold a conversation
But still I got a whole lot of patience
Sittin’ back watching Earth from my Space station
There’s no need to say shit, you already know
The question is just how far will this go?
How far will he take it?
And when will he stop?
Shady man, I done told you once homie to ease up
But you just won’t listen will ya? Nah, I guess not
You just can’t can ya? Man, I can’t stand ya
You’re rotten, what you plottin’ for us?
Man, when are you gonna let up?
I guess things are gonna get much worse ‘fore they get better
Oh my gosh I put Natasha Bedingfield in a washer
Watch it go from rinse to spin cycle
Its like I got ya hypnotized and I forgot ya
My God, ya psychologically fucked
Michael would like an apology, what?
Tell that psycho to stick a Tyco truck and a white tricycle up his butt
And glue the seat of bicycle to his nuts
I’m as cold as a muthafucking icicle im a nut
I aint nuttin’ nice, man I like to pull knives and I like to cut
The poster addict for post traumatic stress
I guess this is the most dramatic I’ve been in a while
This is the closest that its come to the Marshall Mathers
I can hear him start to gather
I don’t paint the portrait of the picture perfect Partridge family
This aint your orphan Annie, no this is more uncanny
Kick down Dakota Fannings front door while the whore is tanning
, of course he can, man he just saw her fanny
Then murdered her while he danced around the room and wore her panties
There’s no need to say shit, you already know
The question is just how far will this go?
How far will he take it?
And when will he stop?
Shady man, I done told you once homie to ease up
But you just won’t listen will ya? Nah, I guess not
You just can’t can ya? Man, I can’t stand ya
You’re rotten, what you plottin’ for us?
Man, when are you gonna let up?
I guess things are gonna get much worse ‘fore they get better13Embed |
Oh No Lyrics
Oh no!
Whats happening to my brain?
I cant believe this is happening
Again!
Lava on my lips I flips, wake up think I have a cramp
Im trying to shove the lava lamp up my fathers ass
I think Im out of gas, man, I need another mask
Id ask my mother, but I think shes laughing at the plants
A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamps
I think Ill eat some Ambiens like theyre candied yams
Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack
Abra-fucking-cadabra, motherfucker, look whos back
Just like a pendulum, Satans pentagram swings
I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing
Shit, I think I might have did it when I was dancing
While I was chopping one of my legs off when I pulled a hamstring
First I Re-Up, then I Relapse
Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc
And Ill be back with the sequel, repeat the cycle
Cause I react like the She-Hulk when I see NyQuil
Oh no!
Here we go again
Dont know
When its going to end
Uh oh!
Where did it begin?
So long ago
Maybe way back when
Into the well, baby Jessica fell, she may have wetted herself
Quit playing, get her some help
Mary Kay Letourneau was sending me letters from jail
Every day in journals, saying how she wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo
Im the medicine man, my medical marijuana
Was prescribed by a doctor, shove a typewriter up Per-
-ez Hiltons ass, shit, almost forgot that
Hes always shoving something up his ass, so why not that?
And fuck it, while Im venting, lets shove a vending machine
Up his rear end when hes bending over, pretending that he
Didnt say anything that would be offending to me
Stick his head in a blender, begin blending in G
Where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair?
Put him under the stairs? People are already under there
Hmm, I wonder where... wait, I think the cupboards bare
Stuff him up in the Tupperware and shove him up in there
Oh no!
Here we go again
Dont know
When its going to end
Uh oh!
Where did it begin?
So long ago
Maybe way back when
Vicodins like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again
I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again
Whom I kidding? I couldnt quit this shit if my life depends
I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then
Yeah, rehabs nice, I had my name up in lights again
You see thats why I cant decipher what life Im in
I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her then dice her then
It sounds so enticing, isnt it nice when Im hype again?
On nights when Im like this, no time to write this, just type it in
If I could get my pen to slow down, whatd I write just then?
Man, Im bout to hyperventilate, I just have hypertension
I have the type of mental state you couldnt comprehend
Unusually stupid of you for you to think Im your friend
I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence
I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again
Oh no!
Here we go again
Dont know
When its going to end
Uh oh!
Where did it begin?
So long ago
Maybe way back when
Oh no! 15Embed |
My Buddy Lyrics
My buddy, my buddy
Wherever I go, he go
My buddy, my buddy
You can run for your life, when I stick him out the window
My buddy, my buddy
Ill lay ya ass out, motherfucker, its simple
Stay in your place I recommend
Or say hello to my little friend
Everywhere I go, I gotta tag along
Cause my buzz getting strong and they mad Im on
He ride with me when I pass the mall
And wait for me on the bench when I run a game of basketball
One squeezell make a bastard fall, gasp and crawl
You need a bulletproof vest, mask and all
Bring your buddy when its time to roam
Cause I got hit the last time I left mine at home
My hand bling full of platinum to shine his chrome
He even got closet space inside my home
He aint never been broke, he glitchless
Hes so reliable, I bought him a rubber coat for Christmas
Infrared beam and a scope for distance
The best company when approaching business
He gon ride with me til the end
We all got a friend and mine is a G-U-N
My buddy, my buddy
Wherever I go, he go
My buddy, my buddy
You can run for your life, when I stick him out the window
My buddy, my buddy
Ill lay ya ass out, motherfucker, its simple
Stay in your place I recommend
Or say hello to my little friend
My buddy got a temper, he dying to pop off
Last time he did the cops had the block all locked off
Take him with me to hustle, stashed him in a trashcan
My fingertips soft, for 4 hours I bag grams
You meet him, your destinations hell or heaven
Cause I only bring him out for that 187
He dont have a heart, I just keep feeding him shells
He get it popping in the hood, so his name rings bells
Ms. Jones stay on the 3rd floor, she called the cops on me
They came, I ran, I had to toss my other little homie
Niggas know I got new friends so they stay in their place, kid
I stay screaming on niggas and beating up base heads
These niggas aint thorough, they just like to pretend
Keep fucking round they gon say hello to my little friend
My buddy, my buddy
Wherever I go, he go
My buddy, my buddy
You can run for your life, when I stick him out the window
My buddy, my buddy
Ill lay ya ass out, motherfucker, its simple
Stay in your place I recommend
Or say hello to my little friend
We been through it all but yet we both still living
We been in a box but we both still spitting
And when there was beef, you even played your position
Got under the seat until we spotted our victim
At first they wouldnt listen til they heard you go off
Remember it was broad daylight in the middle of New York
And little did they know that we was ready for war
Bet the nigga wish he never stuck his head out the door
See whenever you come out, something happen on the block
You the reason that nigga done stopped rapping like Pac
People see you and run, and you aint even say shit
They just know you aint nothing to play with
You stay with sixteen homies, and one in the hole
When the first one get out, the next one go
To know where you headed, you gotta know where you been
The Glock stay with me, we friends til the end
My buddy, my buddy
Wherever I go, he go
My buddy, my buddy
You can run for your life, when I stick him out the window
My buddy, my buddy
Ill lay ya ass out, motherfucker, its simple
Stay in your place I recommend
Or say hello to my little friend
{Gunshots}11Embed |
8 Mile: Papa Doc vs Shorty Mike Lyrics
Your lyrics are shitty, like when I cop a squat
Who told you you could fuck with the mighty Papa Doc?
For steppin on the stage, I shouldve rocked ya knot
And dont get too close or ya might get shot
You need to call ya mama and tell her to come get ya
And if she knew him she could bring her midget pops wit her
I put a hole on your head like a 12 gauge
Lookin like Kris Kross, jiggity-jumped your ass on stage
Cause Im a grown man, son, Ill slaughter you
Make your mom wish that her fat ass aborted youEmbed |
Blow My Buzz Lyrics
Hmm, yeah
This just one of them days when yo ass just wanna chill out
And motherfuckers be all in yo ear and shit, yknowhatImsayin?
Or that nagging bitch, that just like to hear herself talk
Blowing all yo high away
Now thats some fucked up shit, heh
But it happens, yknowhatImsayin? Yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Schizophrenia, how many of ya got it?
How many motherfuckers can say they psychotic?
How many motherfuckers can say they brain dry-rotted from pot?
You got it like I got it or not?
If you did, you would know just what Im talking bout
When your tongues rotting out from cotton-mouth
When you end up becoming so dependent on weed
That you end up spending a G in the vending machine
You got the munchies, look at you, junk food junkie
Potato chips and lunch meat, up in the front seat
Sometimes you can get so paranoid from ganja
Thats it gotcha thinking the whole world is watching ya
Or maybe you dont smoke, maybe you just roll
But whatever your drugs yo, go for the gusto
Just dont come fuck with me when Im doing my drugs
You see me in the club dont come fucking my high up and
Blow, my, buzz
Do what you want to just dont blow, my, buzz
And Im gon sit here and just roll, my, drugs
And if you talk Im gonna fuck, you, up
Just dont say shit and well be cool
{ding dong} Bitch let me in the house
No, I just came to eat your mother out
Its the big guy, doing a butterfly to the ground
Bizarre sit yo nasty ass down!
I spot this fat bitch from across the room
Now suck my dick while your boyfriends in the bathroom
My face is pink, looking for a sink
And dont worry bout what I put in your drink
Its called a date-rape drug, ten minutes youll be fucked up
Open your nasty-ass legs up
Bitches Im catching, blunts Im matching
Dont call me Bizarre, Im the Reverend Jesse Jackson
Who the fuck is this guy, why the hell you in my presence?
Itd be cool if you was asking me some reasonable questions
But you on some bullshit nigga, this yo last beer
Get the fuck off my dick and tell yo bitch to bring her ass here
I kick a ho out without giving her cabfare
And leave her barefooted just for nagging in my damn ear
When Im out eating, you fagsll interfere
They dont go until I let em know a mag is sitting here
I get drunk and I smoke weed, whatcho ass wanna hear?
I didnt answer you clear, I met Manson this year okay?
You want some yay? Ill front yo ass a play
But other than that, get the hell out my face
Because you niggas trying to
Blow, my, buzz
Do what you want to just dont blow, my, buzz
And Im gon sit here and just roll, my, drugs
And if you talk Im gonna fuck, you, up
Just dont say shit and well be cool
Yo, Denaun you seem shook
I really am dawg - look!
This fat bitch keep chasing me trying to give me the nook
Aww, man you probably lead her on
I just bought her a beer!
I saw her rubbing on your head while she was wiping your tears
I admit, I was high, but you aint seen me crying
Nigga, you lying, and you blowing my high, just stop denying it
Well at least somebody in this bar is, this big bitch did
The ultimate by saying she wanted to have my kids
Look man you grown, just leave me alone, Im in the zone
Call it a night, get stoned, and take that fat slut home
Just drink the drink, hit the dank, do some drugs
Go kill yourself
Fuck you!
Well, stop blowing my buzz!
Im at the front of the bar by the lounge in the back
With a slut on my arm while Im downing the gnac
Got the pills in my system, floating around
Every time I start drifting, someone open they mouth
Yo my ear been spit licked and freestyled in
I think Im going deaf like most senile men
Only one good demo out of three thousand
Aight, peace out then!
Next nigga that bump me, Imma do the Humpty
And elbow bitches, til everybody jump me
Whassup fool? Fuck you punk!
Blow, my, buzz
Do what you want to just dont blow, my, buzz
And Im gon sit here and just roll, my, drugs
And if you talk Im gonna fuck, you, up
Just dont say shit and well be cool
Well be cool
Well be cool if you dont talk while Im just trying to smoke my weed
Smoke my weed
Im trying to drink with my niggas; just shut the fuck up
While Im just trying to get blowed
Spitting to me some mo.. 7Embed |
History of Rap 4 Lyrics
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Visions, dreams of passion
And all the while I think of you
Basketball is my favorite sport
I like the way they dribble up and down the court
Just like Im the king on the microphone
So is Dr. J and Moses Malone
The Fat Boys
Its tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme thats right on time
Its tricky, its tricky
Tricky, tricky, tricky
No sleep til Brooklyn
Born and bred Brooklyn, U.S.A
They call me Adam Yauch, but Im M.C.A
Well like a lemon to a lime, a lime to a lemon
I sip the def ale with all the fly women
Im going back to Cali
To Cali, to Cali
I dont think so
Once upon a time not long ago
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow
When laws were stern and justice stood
And people were behavin like they ought ta good
There lived a lil boy who was misled
By anotha lil boy and this is what he said
Ahh, me so horny
Me love you long time
Here we go yo, here we go yo
So what, so what, so whats the scenario
Sawed off shotgun
Hand on the pump, left hand on a forty
Suckas get jumped
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom
Just shake your rump
Dont know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well its a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
With so much drama in the L-B-C
Its kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G
But I - somehow, some way
Keep coming up with funky ass stuff like every single day
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind
Ya, ya, ya ya ya
Woo-hah, got you all in check
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, cant you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your flashy ways
Guess thats why they broke, and youre so paid
Go, get your freak on
Go, get your freak on
Go, get your freak on
Go, getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha freak on
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
For shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Thats the anthem, get your damn hands up
If you want to go and take a ride with me
We 3-wheeling in the fo with the gold Ds
Oh, why do I live this way
Hey, must be the money
I dont know what you heard about
But a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you cant see
That Im a motherwhat P-I-M-P
They see me rolling
They hating, patrolling and trying to catch me riding dirty
Trying to catch me riding dirty
Trying to catch me riding dirty
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Gold all in my chain, gold all in my ring
Gold all in my watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy
I’m gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I’m, I’m, I’m hunting, looking for a come up
This is freaking awesome
Look, Jimmy
If you had, one shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime11Embed |
BANG Lyrics
Yeah , uh
Machine
Its not a game, nigga
It’s not a fuckin game, nigga
Look, look
Ayo, I use the Arm & Hammer just to fluff my brick
Say what I wanna say and I dont give a fuck, I’m rich
Tuck my fifth, dont hesitate to bust my shit
I tell you niggas like Kyrie, Suck my dick
I dont trust a soul, I dont even trust my bitch
Before I fall in love, Id rather cut my wrist
I sweat Ace of Spades, nigga, thats how much I sip
Body a rap nigga quick before the Dutch got twist
Yeah, the shotty ring, this shit is not a thing
The chopper make your body lean, my niggas body things
Uh, I’m with the jackboys, I’m with the robbin team
On my mama, I never rocked a pair of Robin jeans
Everything I jot is mean, how you gon’ stop Machine?
My name, it probably ring like Las Vegas slot machines
The MAC by my pelvis in my Helmut Lang
The shellsll bang, make everything outta your helmet hang
Uh, the mayo jar was Hellmanns when I swirled the caine
Then I wrapped the yayo up in cellophane
My shooter got Dame Lillard from the elbow aim
I thought of that while I was courtside at the Melo game
Bricks are off-white, I imported some
Whippin’ all night until the mornin come
Still pitchin long nights until my fortune come
Thats big checks on the side like the Off-White Jordan 1s, ugh!
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it bang, nigga
Until I pull up, let it bang
Until I pull up, let it–
I used to be a man of the people
Hit the clubs and mingle
Used to dream one day Id be fuckin P!nk, like a flamingo
That was back when I smoked Canibus
Man, but it was tough, cause I was a fan of his
So it sucked to hand him his ass, but
Yeah, lookin back on my feuds
How me and Ja Rule almost got cool
Cause we shot pool back in 01
Was it 02? I dont know, but
Something told me fuckin not to
Then we got stuck in high school
I shoved an Oscar up his wazoo
Yeah, shout to Puffy Combs, but fuck Revolt
Yall are like a fucked up remote
Now I get it why our buttons broke
Cause you press him but he dont do nothing though
Specially when it comes to punches thrown
You motherfuckers keep wantin smoke
So the blunt is rolled, take another toke
Of the spliff and inhale
Cause all youre gonna get is an L,
And smoked like a fuckin roach
So we dont got nothing in common, not even a fuckin cold
Or nasal issue if it comes to blows
Wasted tissue, tell this journalist
Stick to the stuff he knows
Like always runnin from Migos
Here a mic, there a mic, everywhere a mic
Share and share alike, but just dont compare alike
Instead of comparin me, pick a fair fight
Compare me to lightnin, that similaritys strikin
Compare me to Jaws
Compare me to Manson, Marilyn or Charles
Compare me to Nas, Biggie, or Pac
Do not compare me to that Iggy bitch
Or all this fuckin Milli Vanilli hip-hop
This is where all that silly shit stops
Compare me to the pistol that triggered this thought
The semi, the Glock, 9 millis get cocked
Im sendin a shot, dont come around
With them floss raps tryna stunt
Compare me to Meek, big wheelies get popped
One by one
Compare em to scabs, Im pickin them off
Then goin home to fuck Nicki Minaj, aw
Compare me to Diggedy-Das, yah
Im hickity-hittin it raw, ha
In a beat up trailer, now
Shady meets Griselda
Yeah, we linked up and we inked a deal
I got a beast, I will leash Godzilla
How can we be so hella—copped a motherfuckin attitude
Im gonna need propellers
The chopper, the Machine Gun killer
Gunn and The Machine, the simi—larities
Stop there between Kelly and Conway
But fuck that little blond bitch too
RIP Mac Miller
But come and get it if you think that shit a—
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it bang, nigga
Until I pull up, let it bang
Until I pull up, let it–13Embed |
Loyal to the Game Lyrics Im loyal to the game
Now Ive got task on a niggas ass
Tell me will they blast me
I think of an alias in case these crooked bitches ask me, now
Its gettin crazy after dark
These narcs be like tryin to shut me down but Im too smart
Now picture me scared of the penetentiary
Ive been movin these things since the days of elementary
Now tell me what ya need when ya see me
Im stackin Gs buyin all the things on TV, believe me
I got some killas on my payroll and they know
When its time to handle business, nigga, lay low
Although Im young Im still comin up
Im gettin paid pullin raises on niggas when they runnin up
The first to pull the strap when theres drama
Buster you aint heard?
I been slicin motherfuckers since I lost my mama
There aint a cop that can stop me
My posse is cocky and they dont wait until they drop me
Im loyal to the game
I do my thing respect my hustle I aint playin
You get in my way and I cock and pop that thing
If you know what I know then you know I aint playin
Nigga get in my way and Ill blow out your brain
Possessed by the streets you cant tell me that this aint home
I cant eat if the rest of this shit aint gone
Im gettin used to the needles on the bathroom sink
Gotta close my door because the back room stink
See, daddy dont work, and mama dont drink
But daddy do dope, and mama cant think
So look like Imma be the man of the house
Gotta have somethin to put in her hand when its out
Up early in the mornin the first to get it
They say if you really want it then come on with it
Sacrifice my life for this ice and these cars
And I only spent 30 days behind bars
I aint never had a job but my rent got paid
I handled any beef that they sent my way
So send me to the pen but you know I wont change
Its thug in my veins
Im loyal to the game
I do my thing respect my hustle I aint playin
You get in my way and I cock and pop that thing
If you know what I know then you know I aint playin
Nigga get in my way and Ill blow out your brain
Yeah
It aint my fault I came up fast
And your the name niggas bring up last
And all the dames get a king up ass
10 grand on every ring I flash
Leap frog--and Imma have to fling your ass
Im on the block where its scorchin hot
If you get caught in the crossfire theyll have to peel you off the block
I get dro by the pickle jar
These broke niggas wanna get the star
So I dont keep the four-nickel far
My lips is zipped Im loyal to the game
Bring your bitch around me Im spoilin her brain
Get more slugs to boil in your frame
Cause you got rocks and they got aluminum foil for a chain
The paints the same color as oil in the Range
Im stingy aint got nothin for you but some change
Im good now but the fact still remains
That the struggle that Im from is attached to my name
I do my thing respect my hustle I aint playin
You get in my way and I cock and pop that thing
If you know what I know then you know I aint playin
Nigga get in my way and Ill blow out your brain
Heh
YA!
2Pacs in this motherfucker!
Uh!
G-Unit in the motherfuckin house
50!
Banks!
Buck!6Embed |
Drama Setter Lyrics
Mr. Yayo, youre free to go
So, I guess this means Ill see you tomorrow, eh?
{Eminem laughs}
Yeah! Ha ha, guess whos home?!
Tony Yayo! Yeah! Obie Trice, cmon!
Im a drama setter
Grippin my Berretta, sippin Amaretto
Man, you crazy if you think Ima let up
I told you Im a drama setter
Ill be the first to set it, homie, you can bet it
Just dont get in the way of my cheddar
Man, ‘cause Im a drama setter
I dont go lookin for no trouble
But somehow the trouble always finds me
Dont make me have you in the trauma center
With your momma cryin
‘Cause her only son is dyin
She dont know its just your karma catchin up
‘Cause Im a drama setter
Ill poke you, man, Im Rikers Island Pokemon
I got COs bringin me filet mignon
But now a nigga home, lookin frail in the drop
With a bitch shotgun thats inhalin the cock
I got rocks on my neck the size of bottle tops
And got Glocks in the Lex, so we ride behind cops
Broke days, we used to put water in our cereal
Now were crossin borders just to shoot another video
Its Tony Montana on full-body armor
Soning niggas, like Alfredo in The Godfather
Two-shot revolver, that Dillinger shit
And the AR-15 bending your six
We taking trips to Morocco just to tan
We smoke weed in restaurants in Amsterdam
I was worth a hundred grams, now Im worth a cool million
Ill put money on your hairline, your dime and your children
Im a drama setter
Grippin my Berretta, sippin Amaretto
Man, you crazy if you think Ima let up
I told you Im a drama setter
Ill be the first to set it, homie, you can bet it
Just dont get in the way of my cheddar
Man, ‘cause Im a drama setter
I dont go lookin for no trouble
But somehow the trouble always finds me
Dont make me have you in the trauma center
With your momma cryin
‘Cause her only son is dyin
She dont know its just your karma catchin up
‘Cause Im a drama setter
Since Yayo is home, them ARs is drawn
Obies Guerilla-Unit, fuck affiliation
We are one, it is senseless for you to prevent this
The .40 calll put you up under some photosynthesis
At any given instant {gunshot}, another incident
You just got a glimpse of Obie and Yays temperment
And we holdin them Ks, thats why homie wont age
Isnt it that Tonys enraged they throw him in cages?
But now my niggas loose, our crews is bulletproof
All brought to you from whoms pupils baby blues
His short fuses put your portrait on the news
Nigga, them screws is loose
When you fuckin with them Shady dudes
Im a drama setter
Grippin my Berretta, sippin Amaretto
Man, you crazy if you think Ima let up
I told you Im a drama setter
Ill be the first to set it, homie, you can bet it
Just dont get in the way of my cheddar
Man, ‘cause Im a drama setter
I dont go lookin for no trouble
But somehow the trouble always finds me
Dont make me have you in the trauma center
With your momma cryin
‘Cause her only son is dyin
She dont know its just your karma catchin up
‘Cause Im a drama setter
I got fat while I was gone, but now Im here
And yall rappers only bust shots only in fear
Chinchillas on my back, itchy fingers on the MAC
Get scrilla off of crack, get 50s shooter back
Listen homie, dont let them niggas amp you money
‘Cause I got niggas in Queens that kill for Pamper money
Move like Keyzer, Jayson Williams, slaughter the driver
My daughter Maniyah, know that the kid spit fire
Reality rap, nigga, check my salary cap
I give guns to my soldiers with a battery pack
What you know about light planes and heavy coke?
And them drugs being smuggled on them fast speed boats?
Its the rap tycoon, Tony, yall all know me
See me on MTV, Im a parolee
I was out for twelve hours and went right back in
For three hots and one cot doin time in the pen
Im a drama setter
Grippin my Berretta, sippin Amaretto
Man, you crazy if you think Ima let up
I told you Im a drama setter
Ill be the first to set it, homie, you can bet it
Just dont get in the way of my cheddar
Man, ‘cause Im a drama setter
I dont go lookin for no trouble
But somehow the trouble always finds me
Dont make me have you in the trauma center
With your momma cryin
‘Cause her only son is dyin
She dont know its just your karma catchin up
‘Cause Im a drama setter
Yeah nigga
Thank you Marshall
We dont stop
Jay the best for the land
Talkin to your Thoughts of a Predicate Felon baby
Blew out to, Lloyd Banks and all
Black ballin
Yung Buck
Curtis Interscope Jackson
Olivia, O Trice, Stat Quo
We gonna keep gettin this money
Yall rappers gonna keep hatin
Fuck yall
No more problems
Appeal for this shit
Shady Aftermath
G-Unit
We run this rap shit13Embed |
Off the Wall Lyrics
Yo
Look
Yo
No matter what people say
Im gon keep rappin this way
No matter what you may think
Ima keep doin my thing
Im the worst thing since fat bald men
Decided to write songs to teach Mouseketeers to sing
I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors
So she gets fifty years of bad luck
Causin terror to Christina Aguilera
When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara
Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist
With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled in his pants
Got a habit of holdin Tylenol in his hands
Til it melts in his fuckin palms and dissolves in his glands
The fool who visit the playground
With two biscuits to lay down the school district
Get pistol-whipped with a Mossberg
With a pistol grip, and fed pitbull shits
Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits
If I get too rich, I just get sued
Yo, I leave wit no injure, after I blow four in ya
One handstand on top of yo ninja
Crash it, Doc stir the madness
Til yall outta work like Tony Atlas
Walkin, cans in the laundry basket
Americas Most, with the army after us
Fuck flossin, we take whats yours
Unload fifteen like an ace and four
Im outta work, but Doc laid them off
The tape is off!
Yo, you targeted from arsonists
Papermate pens filled wit arsenic
I got hoes that dont know what Prada is
Doc could shape up, touch your barber, miss
Fade you with a bloody blade
I turn rap camps into Crystal Lake
Fuck bitches face is what Ima do
Cause thats what white boy Tano do
So hows everybody doin tonight?
Hope youre in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight
Cause uh, we gettin down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if yall dont wanna bump to this
So hows everybody feelin tonight?
Hope you in that mood to get rude and ill in a fight
Cause uh, we gettin down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if you dont wanna bump!
No matter what people say
Im gon keep rappin this way
No matter what you may think
Ima keep doin my thing
Yo, what my jabs are spittin, hospital, son, admit it
Rip your lips off, kiss my ass with it
Slap bitches, Doc. Marshall Maths?
Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it
Im Whats Happening, with no Re-Run
Doc. Rob De Niro when the heat come
My barrel hang out the Camaro
Aimed at the nose of them hoes, its hard to breathe from
Flash the gat, your town, bogart it
Your wallet, your chain: the main target
Beef is like cold engine: dont start it
Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot
We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you
From ten-speed and brown shoe
Doc and Eminem, cock the M&M
Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them
Its like, Funk Doctor meets the punk rocker
Got the drugs stocked inside the lunch box
Pop junk like I just got jumped
Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump
Knock wood, its all good; thank God for vodka
Cause with my luck, Ill probably get shot by a stalker
Probably got a fanatic waitin upstairs in the attic
With a automatic callin me up there
My man, Stan, with a gat in his hand
Stakin my house out in a tan, tinted sedan
Pull your mouth out till you cant finish a damn
Ham sandwich, or your can spinach and Spam
Til you gotta sip through a straw, shoplift through the mall
Pictures of me on my moms living room wall
Hey, Ma, maybe Ill give you a call
Psyche! You fuckin bitch, suck a dick and two balls!
Im givin you all my job descrip, which is
To piss bitches and priests off with this
Pop more pills til police officers
Arrive at the scene and pull me off of Kim
Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls
But yall can kiss my ass, pants off and all!
Cause Im so goddamn off the wall
I might as well just be a painting smashed on the floor
So hows everybody feelin tonight?
Hope you in that mood to get rude and ill in a fight
Cause uh, we gettin down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if you dont wanna fuck to this
So hows everybody doin tonight?
Hope youre in the mood to get drunk and screw in a fight
Cause uh, we gettin down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if yall dont wanna bump to this
No matter what people say
Im gon keep rappin this way
No matter what you may think
Ima keep doin my thing
No matter what people say
Im gon keep doin my thing
No matter... Oh12Embed |
Out on Bail Lyrics
Oh I posted bail? Im out this motherfucker? I can go?!
Aw, fuck yall! Ay fuck the judge!
Fuck the motherfuckin district attorney, the prosecutor
And fuck you motherfuckers in the jury box, fuck all yall!
Cause Im out on motherfuckin bail
Yall aint never gon see me in this motherfucker again!
Drop that shit L G
Let these ol punk-ass bitches know how we runnin this shit for the 94
Niggas aint goin back to court, you stank ass bitches
Im stuck in jail, the D.A.s tryin to burn me
Id be out on bail, if I had a good attorney
Want to label me a criminal and cuff me up
Got a pocket full of money so they rough me up - I aint trippin
In the county and Im mad as fuck
Got a record so they put me with the baddest bunch
Everybody wanna talk cause Im rappin, they askin me what happened
Is it true you did a flick with Janet Jackson?
I cant sleep! they takin Polaroids
And Im tryin to use the phone, but they makin noise
Man I wish I had my Glock, cause its major
Im makin shanks out the plastic in razors
These motherfuckers wont leave me alone, thats my word
Bout to turn a violation to a motherfuckin murder
Im makin co-llect calls to my ol bitches
Send mo pictures, and make me some mo riches
To all the suckers on the block, talkin shit while I was locked up
Be prepared to get socked up
Cause the game is deep, and the fame is brief
And you bullshit bitches aint changin me
I came straight up out the gutter, I was saved from hell
And Im a thug, I was raised in jail, now Im out on bail
You know what fuckin time it is
Im out on bail 50,000 BEYOTCH! Im out on bail
Hand me some motherfuckin cold 40s in this bitch nigga
Cause Im out on bail
Ay pass me my motherfuckin Rolex
Yes bitch, thats a Presidential
Im stuck in jail, and mad as a bitch
Id be out on bail, if it wasnt for the snitch
Runnin wild through the streets like Im loco
And fuck the punk police and they chokeholds
I got no love in my heart cause Im heartless
Mobbin in the park after dark when I start shit
Rippin up the scene as a teen I was at it, hey
And sellin product to the addicts cause they gotta have it
I was a well-known thug and I got a lot of love
Hangin out with the O.G.s, shootin up the clubs
And momma told me, dont hang with the homies
But they got me if they need me, then its on g
Got me sittin in a cell, a five by seven
Will I finally get to go to ghetto heaven?
Got my bitches on the outside, writin me letters
And they tell me they love me, and the shitll get better
I dont believe em cause I just got the news on the wire
Take it how you want it but your pictures on fire
I gotta be a player so I stay strong
Cause I know that I wont be away long
And when I finally do hit the fuckin streets, Ima handle this
A thug nigga gettin scandalous, Im on bail
You know what fuckin time it is
Im out on bail 50,000 BEYOTCH! Im out on bail
Hand me some motherfuckin cold 40s in this bitch nigga
Cause Im out on bail
Ay pass me my motherfuckin Rolex
Yes bitch, thats a Presidential
Motherfuckers tryin, to harass a player
Man I aint goin for this ol crazy ol shit
Dealin with you scandalous bitches
Yall need to pop some of these crooked ass motherfuckin judges
But here go the motherfuckin fetti, Im out on bail
Ill see you motherfuckers at the next show
By the way, where is my bitch?
You know, thats that ol real thug shit
Real live thug shit, genuine
Yknahmsayin? I wouldnt waste yo motherfuckin time with no bullshit baby
Trust me, its that real shit
Talkin bout that shit you can be tellin your grandkids about yknow?
I ran with a thug nigga, believe that
This is for my fuckin nigga em and the motherfuckin boys
In case you wonderin, we doin this shit, hell motherfuckin yeah
An ounce of that shit, sittin in yo motherfuckin lap
Now press rewind nigga5Embed |
Paul Lyrics
Em? Its Paul
Ah, I just listened to the entire album
You gotta be fucking kidding me
I mean with this Christopher Reeves shit?
You know the guys dead, right?
And then the whole gay stepfather incest rape thing?
I dont have your back on this one
I cant even fuckin handle it, Im done7Embed |
These Drugs Lyrics
Its… be… …cause of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
Its because of these drugs that I do that make me
Do these things that I do, do these things that I do
Be… cause… of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
It was like, Whoa…
And then the fucking room started spinnin and shit
And my friend came in; he was like, Yo, yo! Em, Em! You puttin that shit up your nose again?”
And I was like, Nah, nuttin, like, everything was just spinnin
I couldnt even see, and like, he started to look like a monster and shit
Then I just started laughin and threw up all over the fuckin floor
Its crazy
My music is therapeutic for whoevers there to use it
Its like, Lucifers here to influence listeners through it
You probably do what it said to do just from listenin to it
Its got the power to get you to do it
So when the shit comes on, I wanna see some shit jump off
Some bitch get slapped, some motherfucking kid get stomped
So get this song, go run out and buy this disc
And try this shit, as much coke as I just did
Cause times like these, got me doin lines like these
Plus, I grab a pencil every time that I light weed
Its probably because of the drugs; Shady does what he does
And is what it is; Im dizzy, Bizzy, visit these kids
Hey, Stephanie Lets take some ecstasy
Now pull your pants down, bitch, and have sex with this dog next to me
‘Til Im dead Im takin blunts to the head
Needles in my broken leg, listen to Grateful Dead
These mescalines got me sure
That I can fuck any whore with genital warts on the Warped Tour
Who slipped this downer in my Snapple?
Cussin out Interscope
Fuck it, I was born with half a brain
Sniffin caine, at celebrity basketball games
You motherfuckers think Im a gimmick
Cause I got a Cash Money tattoo and roll with No Limit
The last time I sniffed blow
I ended up in Denver, Colorado at an Iggy Pop show
Bizarre be smokin a half a pound
Fuckin the engineers wife, while hes mixin my song down
Its… be… …cause of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
Its because of these drugs that I do that make me
Do these things that I do, do these things that I do
Be… cause… of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
Its like, back when I first went on tour
I like, went crazy; I was like, out of control
And… just was fuckin wasted every night, like
Wakin up the next morning like, Where the—
Where the fuck am I at? What the fuck is goin on?
You know what Im sayin? I was just like, out of control
These Benadryls got me stiffer than a mannequin
Eight years old swallowin Anacins, standin over my bannister
Laughin with a chromed out caliber
The weed that Im sellin is black, look like the back of a tarantula
I keep a substantial amount of aspirins in my Acura
Smashin it, after framin a nigga with smack and dust
Im scandalous; drugs been ran for months
Crackin capsules to expand our blunts
I rolled it up and take the pressure to the head
Now Im lookin like a extra on Night of the Living Dead
Until they find me on a stretcher
Im quick to sample anything; bitch, you got a tester?
This crankll have me blowin up banks like Uncle Fester
Aaaahhhh…
Watch tonight, youll admit that Im a fiend
Pop beans, scalines, along with amphetamines
Ghetto kings, meddling with the smell of greens
Got a Jell-O spleen, and see yellow rings
Blue pills and purple mushrooms
Missin since yesterday, perfect just for rape
See, Im on Judgment Day, numb from Special K
Two tabs of X and vitamin C
Swallow Hennessey along with Tylenol 3
Grindin the teeth at the signs of the E
I lost six days at a time in the week
The crime in the street hold your parents for ransom
While D12 gang rape Marilyn Manson
In twelve hours we blow a pound of the chronic
Barf up my stomach linin, drown in my vomit
Its… be… …cause of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
Its because of these drugs that I do that make me
Do these things that I do, do these things that I do
Be… cause… of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
Be… cause… of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
Its because of these drugs that I do that make me
Do these things that I do, do these things that I do
Be… cause… of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
Be… cause… of…
These drugs I do; thats why I do the things I do
Cause I like, I always tell people, you know what Im sayin?
Like, if you got an addiction, dont admit it, to nobody, you know what Im sayin?
Keep that shit to yourself, because if anybody sees that, you know what Im sayin?
When youre out in the public eye and shit, theyre always gonna think that youre on that shit, even if youre not
Thats why I always tell my friends, you know what Im sayin?
But, I mean, like, for me, I dont give a fuck; Ill probably end up dyin from this shit one day
Probably pick up a newspaper in the morning and its like, Eminem dies from drug overdose
You know what Im sayin? And—
And my friends, they aint no fuckin better, you know what Im sayin?
They aint nothin but influences, bad influences to me, so
Its peer pressure, shit is like all peer pressure
Thats what it boils down to, and… I give in to it, so do they6Embed |
The Re-Up Lyrics
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck
Boom boom chuck, we should do something like that, yeah
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck, yeah, thats whats up!
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck, b-boom—Shady!
Theres never been this, much of a menace in this game as this
And its the most sinister duo in the business
Once again, its the illest and realest killas
The most villainous Dre protege, Shady apprentice
Drop them zeros and get with these heroes
Do you want losers or winners? This music is in us, and its
Not over till we say its finished and G-Unit Spinners
Will keep spinnin, this is hip-hop when its in its
Truest form, the greatest, hate us or love us
Make voodoo dolls of us and keep sticking them pins in us
Thick as his skin is or as short as his wick is
The trick is to be able to walk big as his dick is
And as sick as his music is, or was, still is
Whatever, forever, he will be the illest
To ever sh-shock the world, what to do next?
Hes already reconciled with his {ex}
A chainsaw and an axe
Choke a bitch to death, strangle her neck
While we have sex, while Bill Clinton plays the sax
I sprays the facts, yeah, bring Shady on back
The maniac of rap, devil baby on crack
Resurrect? I never left, baby, Im bad
Ive gone mad, my comrade Dreezy automatically
Says Im too broke to fix, way beyond that
I may be off drugs, but its made me off-track
In fact, this right here very well could be the last rap
I ever do spit, Ill never do shit, thats that
Fuck it, I quit, suck on a dick, jackass
Im done with this whack-ass rap, kiss my black ass!
50 Cent
Nah, Em, tell them to kiss my Black ass, the clean parts, the shitty parts
My bullet wounds, my beauty marks, the fifll tear your ass apart
I came in this game crushing motherfuckers from the start
Shady paid me, Shady crazy, Fifty crazy rich, bitch
Different day, nothing change, its the same shit, trick
Teflon wrapped on, case I get clapped on
Ds searching the whip, glad I left the MAC home
Still grinding, still shining, nigga, Lord knows
You rocking with the kid to spit sicker sick flows
I carried Games style for nine months and gave birth to it
Now Im feeling like a proud father watching him do it
Every day Dre day, front and cause a melee
Turn the town upside down with a frown upside down
I smile through something foul, and watch my money pile
Im fucking with straight stacks, Im kicking you straight facts
I hit you with it, bag it, pump it, bring me mines right back!
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck, go head front, get fucked up!
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck, yeah, thats whats up!
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck, I hit your ass up!
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck, yeah, thats whats up!
Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!
Boom boom chuck,
Shady...15Embed |
Till Hell Freezes Over Lyrics
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
Yo yo yo yo yo
This is my motherfuckin anthem
To hip-hop music
Cause Ima keep doin hip-hop music
Until the day that I die, aight?
Yo, Im into voodoo, tarot cards and Ouija boards
Lightin candles campin out at haunted beach resorts
I write the dark shit, and rap about perverted violence
Ghost stories of people murdered on deserted islands
Dressed in jean shorts, high tops and tube socks
Holdin a rifle, with a life full of drama like 2Pacs
Jumpin off rooftops drunk after I do shots
Landin in someones backyard gettin chewed up by two Rotts
I got a new watch and two rings with huge rocks
This rap shit got cash comin out the blue like nude cops
I used to sell pizzas, now I got twelve visas
So tell Jesus that Ima quit sinnin when hell freezes
Thats why my brain is out of order
Thats probably why my nights are gettin colder and my days seem shorter
But as the world turns and I keep growin older
Ill be livin this hip-hop till hell freezes over
Bitch, till hell freezes over
Ill be livin this hip-hop till hell freezes over
And as the world turns and I keep growin older
Ill be livin this hip-hop till hell freezes
Yo, I used to be too heavy in that cruisin Gratiot crap
I think I fucked my head up listenin to acid rap
I go to parties bumpin Nasty Nass new song
And smoke pot till I get high and stare at shit for too long
Like this weed is laced, aint it? It tastes tainted
The whole place fainted, I woke up with my face painted
Spaced out like Sci-Fi TV, Fuck ICP, buy my CD!
Is what Im screamin while Im handin out promo tapes of my debut
Tellin bitches, Let me eat your pussy while I shave you!
Aint no shame in my game , I turn the party out
Makin everybody shout for the rapper with potty mouth
Thats why my brain is out of order
Thats probably why my nights are gettin colder and my days seem shorter
But as the world turns and I keep growin older
Ill be livin this hip-hop till hell freezes over
Bitch, till hell freezes over
Ill be livin this hip-hop till hell freezes over
And as the world turns and I keep growin older
Ill be livin this hip-hop till hell freezes over
Uh
Uh uh-uh uh uh
Ah ah-ah ah ah
Uh uh-uh uh uh
Ah ah-ah ah ah
Uh uh-uh uh uh
Ah ah-ah ah ah
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History of Rap 1 Lyrics
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop, a you don’t stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Now what you hear is not a test, I’m rappin to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes
Humpty Dumpty fell down that’s his hard time
Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick
But Jam Master cut faster Jack’s on Jay’s
Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me – Mike D
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do me baby
Do the Humpty Hump
Watch me do the Humpty Hump
One, two, three, and to the four
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door
California Love
It was all a dream
I used to read Word Up magazine
Salt n Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
Hanging pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
I push my seed in her bush for life
It’s gonna work because I’m pushing it right
If Mary dropped my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock n...
Hi, my name is
My name is
My name is
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Soulja boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then super man that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu
Now watch me yuuuuuuu
Now watch me yuuuuuuu
Now watch me yuuuuuuu
Miya hee, miya ho, miya hu, miya ha ha
So live your life
You steady chasin’ that paper, gotta--
Take my money, when I’m in need
Yeah, she’s a trifling, friend indeed
Oh, shes a gold digger, way over town
That digs on me
Yeah, I’m out that Brooklyn, now I’m down in TriBeCa
Right next to DeNiro, but I’ll be hood forever
Statue of Liberty, long live the World Trade
New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’re in New York, New York, New York
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop, a you dont stop6Embed |
Richard Lyrics
Yeah, Trice
The Statik Selektah
O back around the corner, got the crack
Put in your orders, we bout to run up out the storages
Its notorious, the way I got big spitting stories
BMEs X-Clan, vanglorious
Were not your favorite, fuck it, you know the system
And you buck it, have you revisiting how you used to love it
My niggas spew through the music, acoustics
School kid used to pursue excuses
Truth is, I was truant in school
So its influence is foolish, that was my views
I’m back at it, the rap addict, by any means
We gonna get these stacks accurate, no skinny jeans
Say he aint a star, niggas might be right
Im so regular, nigga gotta shit tonight
Take it back, Selektah, let em know its Trice
Put your seatbelts on, we gon ride tonight
And I would like to introduce myse-self, surprise! Hi, its Ike
Bout to get my Ike on, I come with a life supply of wife beaters
And my Nikes on and a white tee over that iron mic
Lookin fly tonight, feel like I might die from a spider bite
Come back as Spider-Man, park my Peter inside a dyke
Bitch actin like she got fuckin higher standards than Meijers, right
Had to pry her fingers off the mothafuckin Breyers ice cream
With the pliers, like Ahh! only a ruthless bastard would do this
Take a toothless bitch with no taste buds to Ruths Chris
Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home, pick up two Big Bufords
Scrupulous, girl, you got a nice pair, but youre plumb stupid!
So when I pull up in that Benz, dont try to pretend you aint interested
To impress your stupid-ass friends, and refuse to get in, woman
And get slammed on the ground and snap like a pool stick against cement
If you sick of dick, pretend its a musical instrument
You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
I can tell at first glance youre a ho cause your pants are so tight
When you dance with O. Trice, your implants explode
So cold to dykes, the chance is snow in San Francisco
Boy Im from Detroit city, you live in animosity
Thats a fucked up state to be in, such an atrocity
Look where these random thoughts get me in senseless mind babble
What me? Apologize? Thats just the way the rhyme unravels
And I wouldnt fucking take it back if I time traveled!
Just call me Richard, cause Im a dick
Its also Richard cause I feel like you should
Pry your fucking mouth up off of it
I said just call me Richard, cause Im a dick
You aint gotta be no detective to figure out Im a dick
When I hold my privates its your first clue, Sherlock, prick!
Just call me Richard
Thats my motives, jumpin off in Rovers
All white, like I was right up in the Dakotas
Or Minnesota, did I mention soda?
When its mixed with the yola, watch my cup runneth over
Cut from a soldier, them ho niggas disposable toaster
Putting holes in a nigga getting close enough
BME til the credits roll
til my condition is beyond what the medics know
They wanna edit O, like a prosthetic third
Leg let it go, this is Shady 1.0, Em let em know
I still profit through the process
The prize in my jeans my ballsll never digress
Im a dick that I brag about
I put it in faster than I drag it out
World, I be your special friend see
Cause these suckas suffer from pseudo-penis envy... So!
Just call me Richard, cause Im a dick
Its also Richard cause I feel like you should
Pry your fucking mouth up off of it
I said just call me Richard, cause Im a dick
You aint gotta be no detective to figure out Im a dick
When I hold my privates its your first clue, Sherlock, prick!
Just call me Richard8Embed |
Paul LyricsEm, whats going on?
This is Paul Rosenberg, your faithful attorney at law
Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album
And, uh, yknow, Ive just got to be honest with you
Can you tone it down a little bit?
Because theres only so much I can explain
Give me a call4Embed |
The Conspiracy Freestyle Lyrics
Okay
Its about that time again
Green Lantern
G-G-G-G-G Uni-burp
Shit!
Hahaha, Shady
We back Part II
The Conspiracy
Cause we aint gonna never stop, you just keep wasting your energy
On us, you should find something to do with your time
And quit fuckin with us cause we aint fuckin with you
And it must be fuckin with you so much you must be gone out your mind
They say Im a day away from my entire empire crumbling
Speak up, youre mumbling, what the fuck-a yous a
Bibi-bay okay big-bi-bi-baby, this is Shady
I know you was bi-bi-hoping we be-be-would just go away
But weeble mable weeble wobble but we dont fall down like
Jam Master Jays two turntables, our label is just too s-stable
Your magazines so motherfucking thin you using staples
To hold it together its turning back into a newspaper
And yall got somethin for my ass every issue
Thank you, cause I keep runnin out of fucking tissues
And I could diss you but God I was sick of looking at you
At least now I can see when Nikes got a new tennis shoe
But-but I guess no good news is always good-good news
Moving on to bigger and better things
50s blowing up, this year just keeps going up
What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck is Norah Jones?
Shady, wait a minute, baby, leave the whore alone
Just go up there and be humble and take them awards home
Bush has just declared the world a fucking war zone
Meanwhile we got a war going on of our own at home
My fuckin minds blown
Trying to figure out how to fight my own clone
Rhinestones are so nice, they shine so bright
Especially at night
After a hit of ecstasy, aint that right Rooh?
Wait a minute, Im rambling
Back to the matter at hand, its Green Lantern
With Elvis Presley the selfish MC
Back to ruin rap and destroy the industry
Single handedly and oh man did we
Yeah me and 50, Obie, me and Twizzy
And Nelly and Missy and Jigga
God damn, its all a plan devised by the Man, its a conspiracy
Against fake shit, and anybody who cant make hits or aint dope lyrically
So fuck what you heard and what you read about
We aint ruining rap baby were just trying to weed it out
Shady in the place to be, see
And I got what it takes to rock the mic, right!
Still keep talking shit to me, punk
Cause your magazines over in less than six months!
Haha, Shady Records, still Aftermath!
And dont think we can hear you motherfuckers talking
Cause we cant
We dont hear yall
So we just gonna sit back for the rest of our lives
While you ride our dicks8Embed |
Ski Mask Way Lyrics
Yeah
Im tryna catch me something
A little jux or something
Nigga, that watch is nice, thats what you bought for me?
That chain is nice, thats what you bought for me?
Them earrings is nice, thats what you bought for me?
Take that shit off, move, Ill break you off properly
I get mine the fast way, ski mask way
Make money, make money-money-money
Nigga, if you ask me, this the only way
Take money, take money-money-money
You wanna spray at me? Go head; the last nigga that tried
Got hit, keeled over, and bled til he died
Your little sister calling you stupid, reason why?
Her and your mama in the living room now hog-tied
I came up with two new ways to get rich, I cant wait
Got a brand-new SIG and that old .38
I be scheming to put a little bread on my plate
Watching dreads serve skunk through a hole in the gate
I stick a nigga for his shine, sell him back the next day
You thought I really wanted your pussy? Bitch, please
This the stash house, jackpot, there go them keys
My black G-Unit hoodie just reek of marijuana
Cocaine coming out my pores in the sauna
Im serious, man, Im so sincere
This the flow right here that fucked up Jeffreys career
Make money, take money, yeah, nigga, YEAH!
Nigga, that watch is nice, thats what you bought for me?
That chain is nice, thats what you bought for me?
Them earrings is nice, thats what you bought for me?
Take that shit off, move, Ill break you off properly
I get mine the fast way, ski mask way
Make money, make money-money-money
Nigga, if you ask me, this the only way
Take money, take money-money-money
Whos that peeping in my window?
Wow—the Feds on me now
They know when Im sleeping, they know when Im wake
I know they got my phone tapped, Im screaming, Fuck Jake!
Im trying to stay out them pens, so I switched states
Bad News, VA—now, that sounds great
I see niggas with that ice on, rims shined up
This towns one big pussy, waiting to get fucked
I holla at A.I. peoples to get gats
They charge me 500 apiece for two MACs
Then Im back doing me, Im back out on a spree
Catch me a nigga slipping out, pumping that D
Get me a little crew, Ill have em pumping for me
The more product I take, the more paper we see
Change my name in NY, they dont know where I be
Yeah, a nigga doing dirt, but a nigga low-key
Nigga, that watch is nice, thats what you bought for me?
That chain is nice, thats what you bought for me?
Them earrings is nice, thats what you bought for me?
Take that shit off, move, Ill break you off properly
I get mine the fast way, ski mask way
Make money, make money-money-money
Nigga, if you ask me, this the only way
Take money, take money-money-money10Embed |
Armaggedon Lyrics
Fucker
Yeah
Oh shit, its the evil genius
Green Lantern
Yeah
Ayo, Em
Ha ha
What we call this shit right here?
The Invasion!
You have Part One, you got Part Two
Now its
Part three!
The final chapter, motherfuckers!
Armageddon! Lets go!
I got a riddle: whats little and talks big
With midget arms and creamy white fillin in the middle
That will do anything to throw dirt on my name
If it means walkin the whole Mediterranean?
Is he an Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian? No!
His names Raymond and, oh, so sorry, yo, Osorio
But that was a long time ago when I was just Joe Shmoe
Rappin in Joe Blows basement, I apologized for it befo, so
Either accept it or you dont and lets move on
If Ive shown that Ive grown and get the bone
Keep lickin these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin around sniffin each others butts
Or should I say asses?
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses?
Hold on, hold on, hold p
New York city man
Its the kid Lloyd Banks
And if you hearin what Im hearin right now
You know this aint no regular shit homie
This somethin special, and we gotta bring this back
Green, come on
Countdown to Armaggedon! Lets go!
I got a riddle, whats little and talks big
With midget arms and creamy white fillin in the middle
That will do anything to throw dirt on my name
If it means walkin the whole Mediterranean?
Is he an Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian? No!
Its Dave Raymond and oh, so sorry yo, Osorio
But that was a long time ago when I was just Joe Shmoe
Rappin in Joe Blows basement, I apologized for it befo, so
Either accept it or you dont and lets move on
If Ive shown that Ive grown and get the bone
Keep lickin these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin around sniffin each others butts
Or should I say asses?
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses?
The question I ask is: how can I explain this?
How can I swing this in English language
If I switch to slang and turn man to mayn
Do I do it in vain or simply to entertain?
Am I being real or am I being fake?
Am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine?
Or am I caught up in this hot water? Wody on my daughter
I told ya I love this culture, dont let em insult ya
Ima tell ya one more gain, this is the environment that I was brought up in
But every now and then I use my pen to get rid of some frustration
Or should I say shun?
Is it just another one of my subliminal ways of racism, huh?
Your face is numb, youre stunned, your look is cold
Like that of a man of seventy-some-years-old
And it only gets colder, which Is why I understand
And cant be mad at a forty-four-year-old fan
With a chip on his shoulder, who only owns a half of a magazine
And the only way to have it seen is to put me on the front of it again
Only thing that makes him grin is to see me frown
Papa cant stand me, papa needs to take his medication and sit the fuck down
In his new chair that goes round and round
That he bought from new money in his bank account
That I get him every issue when the thang comes out
Sit back, and let his puffy clown hair come out
And let his black side arm wrestle his white side
Yell Apartheid loud enough that he might slide
He might find someone dumb enough who might ride
But aint nobody over here buyin two white guys disguised as pro-black
There is no slack
Far heart for college grad in a fitted hat and a hunch back
Standin by the clearance coat rack
In some old slacks and some RSO throwbacks
Yeah
Shady in the place to be, see
And it takes what I got to rock the mic, right!
Still not gonna cater these punks
Fuckin cocksuckin pussy lips haters dicks cunts!5Embed |
4 Verses Lyrics
Its only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord
Warlord of rap thatll bash you with a two by four board
And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4-door Ford
But Im more toward droppin an acapella
To chop a fella into mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller
Got you locked in the cellar with your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia while Im standin next to ya
Eating a four course meal, watching you starve to death
With an IV in your veins, feeding you liquid Darvocet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance
And driven
To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants
And given
A less than 20 percent chance
Of living
Have a possible placement
As a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandmas little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream IM STILL ALIVE!
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp, and
Pullin your Adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
Ive hired a arson
To set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment
Im a liar to start shit
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight you need a crowbar to pry her apart with
Motherfucker, Slim Shady bitch! Recognize!
Met a retarded kid named Greg, with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg, wake up with the 40
Mixed it with Alka-Seltzer and Formula 44D
Fuck an acid tab, Ill strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in, and fell to the floor dead
No more said, case closed, end of discussion
Im blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombers
We blowin up your house, killing your parents
And coming back to get your foster mommas
And Im as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
Cause I aint making no more threats
Im doin drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
Im more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause I smoked crack
Today, yesterday, and the day before
Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador
Strappin more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Comin together like the eyebrow on Al B. Sure!
Motherfucker!
(Like this, like that, like this
Like this, like that, like this)
Im the illest rapper to hold a cordless, patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
Im meaner in action than Roscoe beating James Todd Sr
And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in a wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood
That I used as an excuse
And aint shit changed
I kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
You probably think that Im a negative person, dont be so sure of it
I dont promote violence, I just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death
As I fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge, and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? Blow your brain out
Im blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once, you might as well die now
Yo, yo, yo!
My mom sent me up to the store with a food stamp
For a pack of cigarettes and a book at the news stand
Two dudes ran up and jumped out of a blue van
I looked down at the ground and picked up a huge branch
I swung it at the first dude, the other one with him
Seen it snap so fast, it looked like it broke before it hit him
So he tried to rush, I swept his legs, pinned him, and bit him
He came back with 6 or 7 dudes screaming GET HIM!
I grabbed one, lit him on fire, pinned, and bit him
The next faggot gave me his shoes like they didnt fit him
One by one I just kept dropin em in a rhythm
Then I woke up swingin the middle of the kitchen
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I’m Having a Relapse Freestyle Lyrics
Torture chambers, secret passageways, vats of acid, and deadly vaults
Ohh!
Chk-it, chk-it chk-it chk-it
Ohh!
Gue—chk-it chk-it—Guess whos back? Frrk-it
I said, ohh
Gue—Gue—Gue—Gue—it-chk-it
I said, ohh!
Rrrrr-chk-it-chk-it—Guess whos back? Frrk-it
I said, man!
Chk-it-chk-it-chk-it-chk-it
Damn! Ohh!
Gue—Gue—Guess whos back?
Gue—Gue—Gue—Gue—Guess whos back? Frrk-it
Damn, it feels good to be back
Guess whos back?
Im having a relapse
How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?
Hes already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem?
Well, to be honest
The smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic
Theyve compelled me to kill this elderly man
And I get these panic attacks, pop a Xanax, relax
Trying to stick my fucking dick inside a mannequins ass
Then I get manic-depressed, see the orthodontist, get gassed
Man, its kick-ass, the first thing I put on is the mask
Speaking of masks, man, it aint too late to have a change of pace
And take it off and show my face, so you can see the things you face
And slice you up and cook you after youre murdered by strangulation
Thats bacon souffle you making, aint you? Well, thank you, Jason
There goes one more coma due to blunt force trauma
Just give me one more Soma and Ill be done for, mama
Go in the damn broom closet, another Valium, lost it
Shoving the vacuum nozzle, down the bathroom faucet
It seems like every day, I get a little flakier
The medication is making my hands a little shakier
Hand me that eighteen-month-old baby to shake him up
Itll only take me a second to choke his trachea
Breaking his neck in eighty-some places, baby, here Shady comes, lady
Hes got the razor b-blades and the ch-ch-chainsa-saw, baby
You b-b-blundering, bumbling, m-m-mumbling dum-dums
Yeah, here I come-come, you hear the rumbling? Vrumm-vrumm
Theres something inside of that blue tub and that drum-drum
A head and torso of someone; whered it come from?
Whos it belong to? Maybe the girl with the long, blonde hair
Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms
Clearly, theres somethin wrong, cause she didnt come home
Shes missing, where is she? Something fishy is going on
I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs
Now, everybody get your dance on to my damn song, come on!6Embed |
Public Enemy #1 Lyrics
Hello, what up? Hello?
Yo, I cant, I cant hear you
Let me call you right back
I sense someones tappin into my phones, why do
I got this feeling in my bones I might die soon?
The FBI might be tryin to pull my file soon
I might be walkin blindfold into a typhoon
I might be seein rockets light up the night sky
Right outside the window of my living room
And if they do, you can say good night
And bye-bye to them iTunes
If I dont try to record as much before I do
The plan is to have as many in the can as I can
As I stand before you in this booth a walking-dead man
Blank stare, dead pan, look on my face
As I gaze into space, as I wait to be scooped up in that van
As I mysteriously disappear into thin air
And they gonna say a sniper just appeared outta nowhere
And Ill go down in the history as the bloodsuckin leech
Who hid behind the freedom of speech
Tried to take the 5th Amendment, use it, twist it and bend it
And ended up dyin the villain, not the hero, splendid
Stupendous way to end this
I can feel the tremors tremendous
In remembrance of September 11th
Flashback to September 7th
When 2Pac was murdered in Vegas
He said it, he predicted his own death, let us never forget it
Should we ever live to regret it
Like the day John F. Kennedy was assassinated in broad day
By the crazed lunatic with a gun
Who just happened to work on the same block
In the library book depository
Where the President would go for a little Friday stroll
Shots fired from the grassy knoll
But they dont know, or do they?
Whos they for them to say touché?
Were all vulnerable and its spook-ay
This is about as kook-ay as Ive ever felt now
Count down to nuclear meltdown
Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
You can run, you can do what you want to
But you know you aint gonna do nothin
When its time, its your time, you are the prime target
You have become Public Enemy number one12Embed |
Frat House Lyrics
All the ugly people be quiet
Wave
I got a house full of bitches, niggas, it is going down
I’mma hold my own, yeah
Bitches laying on the floor like it’s a crack house
Welcome to the frat house
Condoms, kegs, liquor, weed, pills
I’mma hold my own, yeah
Bitches laying on the floor like it’s a crack house
Welcome to the frat house
Your lady’s on my dick, you’ll probably be mad
If you find out I had her skipping biology class
You got comedy cash
I’m a quarter of the Slaughter, half of the dream team, the anomaly Bad
We here to riot the scene
Quiet your entire college up, tie up your dean
My Q-Dog’s on that step shit
I’m bout to send a text to my next ex-bitch
Have you on pills, on shrooms
Have you feeling like oh-la-la-laa
Now it’s sounding like Lauryn Hill’s in your dorm room
Spit at me wrong, get hit with my new llama
It’ll knock him out his shoes
Dropping more niggas then who dropping out of school
Slaughterhouse gang, streamers, confetti
The squeamish had better get ready, because
LBC, we them beach boys
We don’t need your education, we Pink Floyd
Im getting destroyed
I’m getting oral from a Maury sexy decoy; she on that E boy
She paying tuition with webcams and PayPal
School in L.A. but she say she from 8 Mile
Her pussy hotter than a chili pepper
I tell her lay down and give it away give it away now
Later on, she’ll be wearing my Letterman jacket
Reach in your pocket medicine packet
Let em attack it cause that’s my regular tactic
‘Cuz that’s what let’em get active, whoever said I’m romantic
Is wrong, hope you got a powerful chin
Cause they say blowjobs are flowers for men
I’mma need about a dozen, go get your guzzling cousins
And your trouser arousers, we wilding again
See I’m an on-stage rock star
Gave my laptop
Make it red storm when that Saint John in you
(Brain in the college in Philly, call that Temple
I like a really huge ass)
Bend over, take her to church now she in U-Mass
Scoop my Spelman broad for all out sex
Show her 12 bedrooms, still there’s more house left
(Titty in my left hand
Drunk as a freshman on his tenth keg stand)
Got a sophomore, all jaw, give me drunk head
Roommate joined in, climbing down from the bunk bed
Matter of fact
This pill gave me a new demeanor
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Searchin Lyrics
Aint no one special, special like you
Aint no one special, special like you
Aint no one special, special like you
Aint no one special, special like you
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life, baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life, baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life, baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life, baby
Im reminiscin on your tenderness and the snugglin and teasin
Missin what I remember; kissin and huggin and squeezin
Buggin and wheezin, Im havin trouble when breathin
Its even tougher when sleepin
But theres a couple of reasons that Im sufferin and grievin
For lovin and leavin
Youre all Im thinkin of in the evenin
You got my knees bucklin and weakenin
Thoughts of nothin but freakin
That Im strugglin to keep in
Interrupt when Im speakin
I got some game that Im preparin to run
The way your lips sparkle, and they glare in the sun
You got your hair in a bun
No matter what youre wearin, you stun
Cause youre comparin to none
I want to share in the fun, I feel a passionate lust
When I imagine it just alone at last when its us
I see you graspin to trust
But my intentions are good, lets leave the past in the dust
Im not askin to rush, then answer me immediately
I just wanna be there for you and you to be there for me
If you agree, then repeat after me
I love you
Cause I just need you to see
How much Im eager to be your man legally wed
Your loves keepin me fed
This is easily said, so you can lead or be led
If you care to be down
Cause aint nobody like you, nowhere to be found
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life baby
Baby, its all on you, its you I call on, boo
Lets set a day up, so you can fall on through
Well take a spin in a Lexus
You can chill for dinner and breakfast
Time enough to see how this gentleman sexes
Well start it off with caviar, Dom Pérignon
And then when its a fact we are warm, carry on
Well take it slow, see, nobody will hurry things
I got the Izze, the Bacardi and Hurricane
If daiquiris and are not your thing that day
Its still all right cause I got Minute Maid and Tangeray
Youre an incredible one thats rare
I bet in edible underwear
Youll look impeccable, none compare
I dream of freakin you, the woman that Im speakin to,
It seems that there is not an end to things that we can do, so
Now we all set to play, only thing left to say
Is when you step away, baby, look over in the négligée
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life, baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life, baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life, baby
I been searchin
But youre the one I want in my life, baby
Aint no one special, special like you
Aint no one special, special like you12Embed |
Wee Wee Lyrics
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Got a dick as big as a banana
I try to control it, but I guess I cant, it
Shoots off like an AK-clip banana
You better watch out, Hannah Montana
Man, whats the matter, have you no manners?
No you know the girl from Junos address
Yeah, Ima probably go to jail for that
Now I got the cops on my tail for that
Run up on your car with a stale banana
In your tail pipe, cant believe you fell for that
It couldve been a molotov cocktail for that
Wait a minute, man, what the hell was that?
I heard a noise, where you going? What are you, bananas?
You cant go back there, stupid ass
I just seen a woman in a Freddy Kruger mask
Who the fuck are you? Superman?
All you have is a little stupid can
Of whipped cream, what the hell you gonna do with that?
Ima put it on my wee-wee, ooh, good answer
Super bonanza extravaganza
Man, go ahead, what you waiting for?
You better get them clothes off, baby boy
Come on, lets go, were gonna make a porn
Ready, set, go hit play, record
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Are you ready? You better hold the camera steady
Shes probably back there with a damn machete
Shes probably gonna eat you like canned spaghetti
Shes probably gonna kill you, still wanna check, see
Have a little quick look, go on, sick prick
Shes probably six foot tall like Big Foot
The hell with that, we probably should run
Dont dare look back, we probably, probably
Probably there probably was a problem
At the post office or something
But you probably didnt know that, did ya?
Now, what you gonna do when she gets ya?
I aint going with ya, forget ya
Quit tryna hold my hand, mista
Pretend shes your little sista, little sista
little dicta
Might as well take the whipped cream with ya
And when you see her, make sure you get a picture
We could try to make another Blair Witch, uh, movie
A beastiality porno with smoothies
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Its eerie, but here comes Zack and Miri
Beauty and the Beast, his back is hairy
But she dont care, theyre attractive, very
Very sexually active, very
No, Zack, dont go back in there
Its too late now, shes grabbin hair
He screams, bloody Mary, grabs a mirror
But stop just aint in her vocabulary
Get off me, please, get off me, stop
Balling back at a coffee shop
They go non-stop, she says go
He says no, she says oh
Back and forth, they scream and shout
Yeah, boy, let them demons out
Its the kind of nightmare you dream about
Uh-oh, now the whipped cream is out
I get sick thoughts, sick, sick, thoughts
Things you could do with your lipstick gloss
Put it on my dick till the tip looks orange
Bitch, keep goin, bitch, keep goin
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana8Embed |
Lady Lyrics
Can we re-enact Biggies song?
Can you shit on me? I just want you to shit on me, Obie
Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, Im sorry
But I cant be, your boyfriend if you toy with
My mothafuckin emotions
Ill kill you, bitch Im fucking for real, Ill make you suffer
Like I suffered, if you fuck me, then Ill make you fall in love
Baby Im extra large in magnitude
And Magnums the lubrication that I use
To chose which hole on a ho I abuse
Have em confused, cant tell who is who
When I fuck the shit out you, then the next day
Ill rush the shit out you off my two-way
You wanna cuddle, emotional hustle up on Poconos
Poke ya nose in and outta Obies own
No, Im in and out your home
And this in, and out your tone
I aint the nigga that settles em down
Put em in nice homes and floss em around
I bounce em around, camcord the sex
And sell em around town, how that sound?
If I was in love with ya, now you wanna clown?
Fuck with them clowns until I pound on your crown
Bust a few rounds and the cops come and get me
Bad mouth a nigga just to convince a jury
You dont want it with me, you just horny as me
You want a nut, nothing but what it should be
Im internationally known baby but actually
There are few people who know how I am naturally
All you know is that I can act irrationally
When you shove a puppet up in my face on national TV
So they label me this crazed loony rap bully
But truthfully that aint the truth and if you believe
In that shit then youll believe anythings true
And youre too stupid to ever get to know me personally
But personally that actually works for me
Cause the last thing that I needs a string attached to me
Im a bachelor, bitch, and I aint in no fast fury
To run out and find a new Mrs. Mathers
Cause see, technically me and Kim aint back fully
But we do still make booty calls occasionally
But be damned if I end up back in that pattern
And we end up back at that god damn tavern
And having another déjà vu, we seeing security
Pass my pussy around like its Ja Rules jewelry
I got news for you bitch, your new curfews early
You aint home by 2:30, , you heard me?
Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, Im sorry
But I cant be, your boyfriend if you toy with
My mothafuckin emotions
Ill kill you, bitch Im fucking for real, Ill make you suffer
Like I suffered, if you fuck me, then Ill make you fall in love
See you looking at the life, you looking at the lights
You looking at the ice, you aint looking at the Trice
You should look at some advice when I say he aint nice
Despite the fact you think you the feisty type
O love to fight, I love the drama
Love when my bitch get to cussing out Yolanda
Find the Obie condom on the counter
Swinging her weave, cant breathe like I cant believe!
Least I aint deceive and try to mislead
And sell a dream just to get you on my team
I came clean to keep down the beef
Keep down my reach, you can keep all your teeth, sweety
See what we do under the covers
Should stay between the covers
And the two of us and we aint gotta be news coverage
On the front page cover of Us as new lovers
But this is when a bitch get to showing her true colors
Cause the truth of it, everything that I dos public
And youd love it if you could run and tell all your friends
Guess who you just screwed
As soon as me and youve done it
And save the used rubber to show em the proof of it
I guess its do unto others as youd have em do unto you
But you better be careful of who youre doing it to
Cause you never know when the shoe could end up
On the other foot and it backfires on you
Cause you may think you want it
Then you want me, til you get me
Then you got me and youre fucked
Cause youll be stuck with me
For the rest of your life cause if I get attached to you
Well be joined at the hip, Ill be so latched to you
Youll be walking out the house and Ill run up and tackle you
Chain your ass up to the bed and shackle you
You dont think youre leaving this house in that, do you?
Not til I brand my name in your ass and tattoo you
And have you walking out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters
Scarves and full leathers in 90 degree weather
Front on me? Never cause we gon be together forever
Right, bitch? Right, bitch?
Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, Im sorry
But I cant be, your boyfriend if you toy with
My mothafuckin emotions
Ill kill you, bitch Im fucking for real, Ill make you suffer
Like I suffered, if you fuck me, then Ill make you fall in love
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Detroit Vs Everybody Lyrics
Dont you ever forget. Dont you ever take sides with anyone against the family. Do you hear me? Ever.
Tell em if they want it, they can come get that
I swear I love my city, I just want a little
See me, they salute me, they aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
What up doe, everybody? Im Detroit
So its me vs. everybody if you aint Detroit
We all hood, we love the gun smoke
A message from air traffic control
Im doin them niggas bold
Takin it back to when rappers got beat up out their clothes
Treat em like little hoes
Used to wake up to snitches swingin from light poles
When the booger sugar took a light dose
Shout out to every nigga that ever made money over in Brightmoor
With the white folks, in the window like a psycho
Puttin the perfect play together; maestro
And since its so cold in the D, if you dont come to see me
You might fuck around and see a nigga ice go
Had a lil homie, run up on him with a knife though
Aiight ho, watch the big homie on the roof with the rifle
Who might go loco and shoot for nothin
Will go postal with you for somethin
And Im willin to give it to keep the counterfeits up out of my city
Ask around and they all know Tricky
Still pull it together for the kitty
Pour a little liquor for Biggie
And Frank Nitti on the Mickey, send em to Diddy
Tried to get me a spot on the Revolt
Switch a mans past from the revolt
Touchin mothafuckas with the remote
Think your man sleepin out here but nigga please, he woke
Tell em if they want it, they can come get that
I swear I love my city, I just want a little
See me, they salute me, they aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
Ayo east side, raised on that east side
When we just throw our pinkies up along with the peace sign
Fairview street sign, who the fuck are these guys?
Niggas want war, we make em feel it, touch their G spot
My grandma sold pies and I aint talkin bout no key lime
Junkies at the side door, make sure that aint 5-0
They done set her up, they done hit her with that combo
They done let the dogs out, house smellin like Pine Sol
That was on the north end, I was on the porch then
Grandma what you cookin up? Grandma why that fork bent?
Grandma where my mom at? Now I want her, beep her up
Always imagined we was poor and that her feet was up
Jordans, yeah we had em on, bitch it wasnt no teasin us
Remember me and Pooh was in the window eatin peanut butter
Damn I miss my cousin, Im like R.I.P. to Trinas son
Im from where it aint no love, everybody need a gun, yuh
Detroit V.S. everybody, P.S
Fuck yall too, we dont care what yall do
Still, you cant deny the real
Time reveal, society squeals and the society kill
Money motivated though we take it
These cats are overrated, severely, poppin up yearly
Then they disappear within the same year
Like it never happened, them niggas just rappin barely
Im a shooter, loadin my magazine and throw the book at em
Like a prosecutor, the Glockll do you like a college tutor
Cause right after class
I teach a mothafucka somethin and watch him pass
Graduation, I rattle cages
We make some uncomfortable, I didnt grow up like the Huxtables
West 7th where those drugsll move nonstop
Soft white or hard rock, get everybody in your yard shot
Youll get a feel for my city when I send the welcoming committee
With the 50 calibers and the smoke grey Dodge Challengers
You frown on your face, well kick it pretty
When I grip the semi, you better have some grip to give me
Or the steel smokes, you cats are real jokes
You bitch niggas, smack your face numb like you feel coke
Until you get the big picture, mothafucka
Tell em if they want it, they can come get that
I swear I love my city, I just want a little
See me, they salute me, they aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
Let the celebration kick off
This that point in the party where that person start pointin
That pistol because theyre pissed off
Shots lick off, fire spit off
This track put a fire up under me like rockets when they lift off
The map, these rappers that recite raps
We dont believe em like that
Deadbeat dad sayin that hell be right back
But city thats rough and looked at as them black sheeps
With them rap sheets thats long as track meets
So lets take a stroll, come follow me down these back streets
Where blacks and the trap meet
Killers and dealers that had dreams to be athletes
But them dreams got put in the back seat
And makin fast funds the shotgun
Got some homies thats still in the hood, life finna twirl
They ask me what is it like to see the rest of the world?
Away from the block, away from the gutter
All they know is the blocks and watchin for cops undercover
So what you have here, some niggas thats never had a fear they couldnt face
Tougher than 89 Laimbeer in the paint
Posted, Chuck D coachin, never laid up
City soil that made us
7 mile with the players, Puritan and PA-ers
>❓❓❓< where the bullets strayin
Fenkell where the bodies layin
6th mile where them hollows sprayin
Woodward where they aint playin
Schoolcraft you find that mayhem where hollows holler in the AM
Gratiot where grandmas stayin
Neighborhood thats decayin
Niggas pockets is light so that light bill theyre never payin
So fam dont let your lips talk, that could be your pitfall
And get you sprayed on like murals on side of brick walls
Dudes watchin waitin for you to get sloppy
Like a hitman lurkin in the shadows with his shotty
Out here screamin Lets go, yeah my nigga X know
City where the TECs blow but we aint talkin techno
Tell em if they want it, they can come get that
I swear I love my city, I just want a little
See me, they salute me, they aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
Im stumblin in my Detroit fitted, bitch
Anybody want some beef then we with it, bitch
Shit, see in the Mitten all my niggas bout that action
Might be 30 niggas with me, every nigga with me packin
No fly zone, shit, just for pussies on that fuck shit
Dirty glove, boy this aint the city to be fucked with
Shout out my uncle Trick, you get to trippin, he gon dump quick
My city verses everybody
Boy, RIP to Blade, I hope he hear this
I swear if Ron was free, hed be the first nigga to kill this
Street nigga, give me a ki and Ima deal it
Better give a nigga his cash or you can feel it
What up Em, signed the city to Shady and fuck it
They say the world is a bitch, Ima keep on fuckin it
My city on my back and Ima keep on runnin it
Still got that chopper on the back seat, aint shit sweet, boy
40287, Im out that black bottom
If they dont fuck with the boy, I bet the crack got em
Its enough two faces here to attack Gotham
And aint nobody a ho until the MACs spot em
Dot em, play possum, no brave option
All of mine yay choppin and K shoppin
The nerdiest nigga here can play the part of a goon
Transplant your killers if it aint no heart in the room
Wait til he sugar sharp and then throw salt in the wound
These red beamsll turn your white party maroon
I got a pair of gators that I hardly wear
Nigga I will kill you over these Cartiers
I got a couple bands with the dice on the floor
When I was 9, boy I could tell you the price of a bow
Listen, full length minks just to show we stuntin
Brother you know its nothin
Nigga Im Coleman Youngin, tell em!
Tell em if they want it, they can come get that
I swear I love my city, I just want a little
See me, they salute me, they aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
Im from the west side blocks where we roll in spots
And have blow blowout sales to blow out a watch
Young niggas gettin popped cause of the clique they claim
And in most homicides, its a bitch to blame
My future plans to stay froze til my wrist complains
If rap fails, Im whippin coke til the brick complains
In the new 6 switchin lanes, probably with big kis
Aint talkin coffee when I say the trunk is where the big be
You see that D right above where my lid be
Cant trust a soul, well thats how these streets did me
I bossed up from setbacks by luck, I rep that
Aint scared of niggas shit, Im from Detroit, I expect that
Look Im from Detroit, bitch
Where we crack heads and we break bails
Inspired by the dopeman that pack hammers and make sales
Dreaming of a rollie, a coupe, a crib off of lake trails
They quick to take a trip with so much weight that itd break scales
Young boys wilding, with a chopper theyll make hail
Screaming fuck the cops and quick to pop off like some fake nails
Shout out to my strippers with 30 inches and fake tails
And pounds of the cookie like I was running a bake sale
Holla if you need it, I got it, just come and ask the man
Try me and get cheddar on your head just like a Packer fan
Riding down your mama street with tints on a blacker van
And turn your block into a war zone like we in Pakistan
Nobody I can call on, its ball or get balled on
Wrists full of that shit you niggas can slip and fall on
Why the fuck you hating us when we can put them all on?
And they can help their little mans and they can hit the mall strong
Its 7 Mile till I die, raised by some street niggas
Fuck friends, aint got none, Im dolo with this heat, nigga
Boogers in my watch face, my wrists be looking slimy
Once I fuck shes like my seatbelt, I put that bitch behind me, nigga
Tell em if they want it, they can come get that
I swear I love my city, I just want a little
See me, they salute me, they aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
My timing was perfect, designed to be worshiped
Like Jesus as a fetus
Was destined to earn my stripes like Adidas
Needless to say Im the sniper
Pick us off, niggas soft
While they spitting bars in the middle of a cypher
Im from the same hood as Big Meech and Big T
So miss me with ho shit or end up on this street
Home of the big three; big cuffs, big guns, big chips
Where broke niggas get hood rich off of quick flips
Im from the city where the bitches even gangster
Suck a nigga dick, get her robbed, tell em thank you
We dont fuck with you outsiders, learn who to talk to
Or get stomped for feeling like the man when you walk through
And I dont even walk around with my chest out
But know its drama when you see me with my vest out
My next route is finding out where you rest at
Catch you sleep, make the crime scene where you slept at
And the next cat who disrespect my city on some rap shit
Im on his ass like cellulite on a fat bitch
This shit is drastic and you aint gotta ask if
A nigga come disrespectful, he leaving out in a casket
Detroit VS everybody, thats me against the world
I might not sell a cop, but who need a brick or girl?
A thousand grams on my cock, later alligator
Moist of the aviator, cardi sipping activator
Never been a punk, faker or a lean whipper
Steady packing eighters in a one paper king swish
Concrete, definition of real street nigga
Whole hood know that Im the only real D nigga
That really mean it when you hear me say I am Detroit
Can hear it in my voice, my fault Em and Royce
For being four days late turning my verse in
But me and Ready Rock was in the spot putting that work in
What was you doing before you ever touched your first ten?
I was in the streets with my peeps getting them chirps in
Text me when the work gone, I text him back the work end
Tryna get my hands on the pack when they first in
On my Captain Planet I possess earth, wind and fire
But you being a liar is the worst sin
Keep throwing rocks at the throne with a glass chin
Im still that same nigga on the corner with a half grin
I never let these niggas use my ears for no trash cans
Been selling dope for too long, its time to cash in
King James, before this rap shit I had street fame
And the keys to the city on my key chain
Tell em if they want it, they can come get that
I swear I love my city, I just want a little
See me, they salute me, they aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
Whoever said Vishis phony, get to know me
Our hollowsll make a rapper drop the mic, no diss to Joey
Guns of all sizes, I fire and get smokey
Riding with the biggest ratchet on the car dash, I call it Khloe
You think you hard? I think you doughey
His gutsll fall out looking like someone stuck a knife in a stoagie
Homie, you owe me your life
Im Columbine balling, throwing a stripe
Wiping you out and bounce like a thief in the night
I now control machinery, its like real steel
Gun ductaped to the tires, that mean I will kill
They say Im fooling to em
They asked me for a hot sixteen
So I lit my notebook on fire and threw it to em
Heres a DeJ Loaf punchline
I kill your whole family and leave a red trail, thats your bloodline
Try me, I bust nines
Stick a clock in his mouth and make him chew
Yeah, nigga, its crunch time
We got them choppers, how a nigga with a knife gon win?
Yall just shooting the breeze, they done let a cyclone in
This what happen when little mama boys trapped grown men
Lyrically ahead of my time like the iPhone 10
And why Detroit always get a bad name?
My City ready to blow like we hit a gas main
These niggas thinking they dope, but their shit a tad lame
Man, their pen and pad game more like Trinidad James
Fuck you and whoever you run with
Im on that BS, Im still in the middle with dumb shit
Im a beast, everything you hear me spit real tight
Your flow wack, its out of Egypt, nigga, its real light
Imma keep it real, niggas cant fuck with me
Its like I contracted Ebola, they aint touching me
Detroit VS Everybody, niggas know we started that
Now every city all across the world want a part of this
Tell em if they want it, they can come get that
I swear I love my city, I just want a little
See me, they salute me, they aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
Street niggas smarter than Kwame, bustin hardbody
Panamera fold up Porsche, let the car box me
I know niggas aint sold shit, they did armed robberies
Rugrats buying out bottles and playing with old Tommys
East side, come to the zone, thats where the lions play
Young niggas stepping on blow, thats where the tigers stay
In my hood the first of the month, that shit a holiday
These cemeteries meet their capacity every fathers day
Hit a lick, keep all the work, get the stolie back
Tell a jeweler dont say shit, just get the Rollie checked
If them niggas bump one lip then get your homies wacked
I swear that you knew my boss, bitch, Im Tony Jack
Real shooters run in the trap with them choppers out
Heard them niggas bumping their gums, see what they talkin bout
In a spot with so much syrup, this bitch a waffle house
Hit the pharma with so many scripts, could buy the doctors out
Im Detroit Che
Im as sick as some syphilis, sicker than Detroit hate
If you come knocking then its trick or treat
I call up Tricky, load that shit then let that trigger squeeze
That shit aint sweet, Im from the murder mitten
Never thought my friend wouldve been a murder victim
Im in that van, I want revenge, Im on some Kendrick shit
Im pissed off like a mistle, his dicks soft, hes ticked off, he cant get shit hard
If you diss my city I will set it off with a motherfucking semi thats bigger than Big Sean
Our city is Marshall Mathers on Adderall
You better pray we not mad at all when them gats involved
With swisher cap, were flicking your fucking city off
Ill bust your fucking noggin, you disrespecting my city, dawg
Im queen Che been on the throne for a minute
Before the cypher Ive been slicing dice, these hoes will admit it
Bitch, Im Slim Shady, we louder than M80s
No, Im just playing, hope he hears it, Im just saying
Im a renegade, pussy sweeter than lemonade
Youll never penetrate
DeJ, tell these bitches to try me, Imma demonstrate
Vez, tell them that I got options, Im a real estate
On them properties like monopoly
Detroit VS Everybody, I make a verse versus everybody
Fuck your city, no fly zone, nigga, its Detroit Che versus everybody
Detroit vs everybody, its Detroit vs everybody
Fuck your city, no fly zone, nigga, its my city versus everybody
(I just have to talk shit for a minute, man
I have to get in my zone, man, huh
Its the going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali, to Cali Cali)
Cali Cali, thats where I get them cheaper at
Your number like my number, I need a number I can reach you at
Want my price, then you get a price, I want at least a stack
You pay my flight, then you pay your flight, Ill meet you back
Middle man in my own plug, I can teach you that
Detroit vs everybody, who could compete with that?
You thinking everybody zips slow cause they got a plug?
My nigga, everybody zips slow cause Im showing love
So whenever you make a flip again just know Im showing love
If cash die, Im on the strip again, just know Im throwing dubs
Big roochies on the Michelins, rolling A1 dubs
Mind on my money, fuck a nigga tryna hold a grudge
Them crabs in the bucket used to slow me up
And now Im sitting at the top and its lonely as fuck
Got 20 thousand for my red bottoms
Cause I was standing in this blood after I headshot em, nigga
Its me, bitch
Mafia captain, OG, bitch
20 years, been Detroit vs whoever, nigga
The right hand to the hand that be gettin niggas
Goon squad mafia, mobbin
For this dirty mothafucka, where its my home
And I love this mothafucka
So I stood on the front line, ready for one time
Duck some shots, and buck bled for my line
All for the love of the palm of the dirty glove
Every hood, every block, nigga one love
7 mile is the hood where I came up
Pray the game keep it and get your weight up
Bitch you better say us when youre talkin bout next
Detroit niggas stood up when put to the test
Like what? Nigga, who? What the fuck
Anybody wanna do? We aint hear shit
One army, one city, one sound
Its Detroit, gon shut shit down
Its time to return the king his crown
Fuck who got next, nigga we got now22Embed |
Busa Rhyme Lyrics
Uh, Slim Shady
Uh, Slim Shady
Uh
Slim Shady
Ooh , yeah
Well, I do pop pills, I keep my tube socks filled
Then pop the same shit that got 2Pac killed
Spit game to these hoes like a soap opera episode
Punch a bitch in the nose til her whole face explodes
Theres three things I hate: girls, women, and bitches
Im that vicious to walk up and drop-kick midgets
They call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward
Stick figure with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg
Comin through the airport, sluggish, walking on crutches
Hit a fucking bitch in her with luggage
Its like a dream I cant snap out, I black out, or back out
Lookin for somebody ug to beat the crap out
Im bringing you rap singers two middle fingers
I flip you off in French, then translate it to English
Then Ima vanish off the face of the planet and come back
Speaking so much Spanish, Pun cant even understand it
Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
I had a huge attitude, started off staticky
Mad at you, had you mad at me automatically
Im not a commodity, Im an oddity
Who oddly enough developed himself a Halloween following
Its so big, if I counted up all the freaks who follow me
Id probably owe Ozzy Osbourne an apology
College girls, live in an alcoholics world
Full of url, head twirls every time the toilet swirls
Covered in throw-up, and I refuse to grow up
I wont budge, I still tell a grown-up to shut up
I made this rap game suspenseful
Cause now I got an impulse game to insult you wit a pencil
They waste the paper on you, chopping down the oakwood
Cause everything that you wrote in your notebook was no good
And as long as I stay in the studio and keep cuttin
You motherfuckers are puttin your words together for nothin
Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
Turn the music up, we gon wake the neighbors
We gon get high, we gon roll to Vegas
Me and Slim Shady on some shit daily
What you want, what you got
Is it hot, is it hot?
Turn the music up, we gon wake the neighbors
We gon get high, we gon roll to Vegas
Me and Slim Shady, on some shit daily
What you want, what you want? Uh yo...
A person from another planet might disagree with you.
Well, if you want my opinion, he comes from right here on Earth.
Slim Shady, Misdemeanor
Timbaland
Slim Shady, Misdemeanor
Im homicidal and suicidal with no friends
Holding a gun with no handle, just a barrel at both ends
Sprayin TECs at you until you see your fucking legs
With the bullet holes and the exit wounds laying next to you
Fucking mad dog, foaming at the mouth
Fuck mouth, my whole house is foaming at the couch
Jumped out of the 93rd floor of a building
And shot every window out on the way down to the ground
Woke up to a hospital staff, got up and laughed
Chopped em in half, suffocated the oxygen mask
Shit, if I get any higher
Imma get the East and West beefing again
Fly back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire
Yall better call the police fore I kill this track
Dont shoot Missy! Get back
Uh, Imma put you all in the line uh, and Imma watch you MCs die
Yo Mommy, Mommy, Missy done lost her mind
I think somebody done pissed her off this time
Yeah, Imma have to bus you through your chest and
Uh, you gon have to clean up the mess
Its raining, raining and its pouring loud
Never fear, cause pissy Missys through the crowd
Uh, I hear that the gats go cha-pow
You shot me dammit! Bitch get down
Dont walk when I talk, I never talk when I smile
Imma lay em on down, like they lived underground
For the sounds that me and Timbaland, we found
Get your ass kicked later or get your ass kicked now
Uhh, one-two Misdemeanor, Slim Shady, Timbaland, motherfucker
Uhh uhh uhh, two, two, two, triple zero9Embed |
Get My Gun Lyrics
Gun being cocked
Im gonna get my gun!
This motherfucker wants to disrespect me?
Em, Em, what the fuck you doing, man
I got something for his ass
Calm down!
No, YOU calm down!
Man, whats your problem
Fuck that, the motherfucker wants to pop shit to me!?
Man, he wasnt popping shit
You heard him, he was popping that shit!
What shit?
That shit, you heard him!
He asked for your autograph!
Im mass murderer, pack burners to blast further then you can get
My shit be shooting through bricks
I mix anything together, I done guillotine a nigga
Keep a heater that pop clips with seventeen or better
Ill be severing heads, Im in everyones nightmare
A nigga that can never ever be scared of the feds
Send the niggas thatll fuck with you
Stab and brass knuckle you
Then have you in the public, theres nothing that you can do
Enough with youre motherfucking tough talk, youre soft
Get youre balls blew off, from a sawed-off, Im raw dog
Crazier then all yall, wet you like the navy when Im angry
Youll never catch me hanging in a Narcs car
All I have is thought of, breathing evil
Desert Eagles will eat through people
When I see you Imma heat your beef slow
Fuck being peaceful, the piece in the vehicle and
This motherfuckers popping that shit
Nah, fuck that, Ill be right back
Nah, motherfucker, fuck you
You aint disrespecting me like that
Walk to the room, sixteen shot clip
Bitch, how you like that
Bet you aint know that Im strapped
Nice one, bitch, this is my gat
I bring it to niggas looking as if they want trouble
I send they body flipping around like a stunt double
Forget about the fighting, scrapping, squabing, bucking
Ill squeeze the piece you jumping, dodging, ducking
Squatting under trucks and screaming that niggas bluffing
I cuff my nuts while cussing dont trust him
I round up Runyan, Dave, Wood and Nico
My nigga Big I and Mal letting the heat blow
Heat seek hoes got A&E closed
Cause you keep shooting at me and missing like Shaqs free-throws
You gotta get a little closer if you wanna try
Pistol whip a soldier, with a missile on his shoulders
We can fold or blow your brick house into some tiny boulders
A grimy, older cat will leave you with a tiny odor
Im doggish, you feeling froggish, then leap bitch
My car is right across the street bitch and
My whole outfit count clips, get your house lit the fuck up
Your spouse shit, and your mouse clip
Better bounce, bitch, countless, slugs Imma send
Watch you holler when the hollow tips go through your skin
Im in love with the sin, tell Bugz Imma see him
When I cock back, right, I’ll put your blood on your friends
Make a rug outta him, bust a slug on his chin
Aint going nowhere like the drugs outta Kim
Im a psycho icon, a mightful might bomb
Get a eye full of lead when I slight your lights out
With a street cleaner, wipe your life out
Bullets gnaw at your ears, like a Tyson fight bout
Fuck the night clout, guns, clips...
Fuck that, run bitch!
Hit the streets talks, chumps dont know me
Aint no prob to leave your whole bod holey
This motherfuckers popping that shit...
Dumbass motherfuckers always gotta come to me with some dumb shit
Fucking
I done told this motherfucker
Wassup, bitch?!
Autograph this!
Oh shit...
Im trying to pull the trigger but its stuck, fuck
My shit is all jammed up, ugh
Come on, you cock-sucking, good-for-nothing
Motherfuckin piece of shit shoot, ah
Yeah! What up, bitch!? Say that shit again
Shot, the bullet missed, hit a brick, bounced of it
Ricocheted back in his shin
Went through his bitch on a way back, hit his friend
Payback homie, dont play that shit is spin
To be on I told you to leave this shit alone
Or...
And its a shame, Im too drunk to even aim
Denaun stepped in the way and I shot him in his leg
Its like
Bang, bang, bang, nigga, pow, pow, pow
Everybody busting rounds like they Ra, Ra, Ra
But when you see me in the street I be like, whats up, now
Their bodyguard be stepping in trying to calm shit down
Fuck that! I got a bone to pick
You said it then we should address like some grown man shouldnt we
Then me and you could talk about our problems couldnt we
Just shoot a fair one and handle this situation seriously
I guess not, you want to resort to the heater
So I gotta grab my Mac and my Uzi and my Nina
Step in between us and get shot
But get separated with the squeaza
You aint ready for war, Runyon aint nothing to play with
This motherfuckers popping that shit
Nah, fuck that, Ill be right back
Nah, motherfucker, fuck you
You aint disrespecting me like that
Walk to the room, sixteen shot clip
Bitch, how you like that
Bet you aint know that Im strapped
Nice one, bitch, this is my gat
Walk to Rite-Aid for a can of spaghetti
Its been one hour, bitch, my photos aint ready
Pictures of my dog and my family reunion
Its been two hours and my fucking days ruined
Hey, Kate, do you wanna get raped
Have my pictures on fucking Philips 38
Thats why I dont be fucking battle rapping
Cause every time I lose, this what the fuck happens Gunshots
Back to the pictures I was trying to get developed
This man tried to get in front of me, I wouldnt let him
Im ready to blow this bitchs brains out
Im nervous, I farted, some shit came out
Times up, shot her with a gun
Got on my cellphone and called Reverend Run
And all this crazy shit, I regret it
All because I wanted to see Elton John naked4Embed |
Slim Shady Lyrics
Eminem
No
Eminem!
No
Hahaha, wake the fuck up, motherfucker
What do you want from me?
Hahahaha, remember me?
I killed you!
You thought I was dead, didnt you?
What do you want from me?!
Ha, Im alive
Oh, God
Haha, get up
No
Get up and look in the mirror
I dont want to!
Look in the mirror, its just a reflection
Leave me alone!
Haha, look in the mirror!
Leave me alone!
Youre nothing! Youre nothing without me!
Leave me alone!
Look in the motherfucking mirror! Hahaha
Leave me the fuck alone!
8Embed |
Snitch Lyrics
Konvict
Konvict Muzik
Still here, haters
Akon and Obie Trice, yeah
Whatcha gonna do it with it, A?
Whatcha gonna do?
Take em all back to the streets
I keep the .40 cal on my side
Steppin with the mindstate of a mobster
You see a nigga pass by
Tuck your chain in cause he might rob ya
Got Glocks for sale, red tops for sale
Anything that you need, believe me, Im gon lace you
Just dont, whatever you do, snitch
Cause you will get hit, pray I dont face you, yeah
Its risky, the bitch tend to rise out a nigga
Its history, snitch, who decided hes a member?
Once he got pinched, coincided with law
Same homie say he lay it down for the bul
Brought game squad around ours
How could it be? Been homies since Superman drawers
Only phoniness never came to par
He had us, a true neighborhood actor
Had his back with Ks, now we see through him like X-Rays
Cuffed in that Adam car
No matter, his loss, we at him, its war
Knowin not to cross those reservoir dogs
You helped plant seeds just to be a vegetable?
When we invest in team, its to the death for sho
No X and Os
TECs, Calicos aimed at your chest, nigga
I keep the .40 cal on my side
Steppin with the mindstate of a mobster
You see a nigga pass by
Tuck your chain in cause he might rob ya
Got Glocks for sale, red tops for sale
Anything that you need, believe me, Im gon lace you
Just dont, whatever you do, snitch
Cause you will get hit, pray I dont face you, yeah
We started out as a crew, when one speak its all honest
Private conferences when we eat, Benihanas
Reconnaissance when we peep enemies on us
Been on these corners, sellin like anything on us
Knowin Heaven has shown us bein devils minors
But that aint got shit to do with the tea in China
We gon keep the grind up til death come find us
Meantime leanin in them European whips reclined up
Its eye for an eye for the riders
We aint tryin to get locked up, we sole survivors
Po-pos is cowards, its no you, its ours
We vowed this, mixin yayo with soda powder
Who woulda known he would fold and cower?
Once the captain showed he sold to Old McDonald
So its no X and Os
TECs, Calicos aimed at your chest, nigga
I keep the .40 cal on my side
Steppin with the mindstate of a mobster
You see a nigga pass by
Tuck your chain in cause he might rob ya
Got Glocks for sale, red tops for sale
Anything that you need, believe me, Im gon lace you
Just dont, whatever you do, snitch
Cause you will get hit, pray I dont face you, yeah
Nowadays, Sammy The Bulls got the game fooled
So he move to a rural area to keep cool
They snitchin on a snitch now, its nothin to tell
Nowadays your circle should be small as hell
Aint tryin to meet new faces, this dont interest me
Even if we bubble slow well get it eventually
No penitentiary, therell be no clemency
You will meet the Lord, snitch, in givin us a century
These cats is rats now, the streets need D-Con
Thats how they react now, weak when the heats on em
Stop snitchin, you asked for the life youre livin
This act is not permitted nowhere on the map
It is forbidden to send a nigga to prison
If you been in it along with em, then snitch and become hidden
So its no X and Os
TECs, Calicos aimed at your chest, nigga
I keep the .40 cal on my side
Steppin with the mindstate of a mobster
You see a nigga pass by
Tuck your chain in cause he might rob ya
Got Glocks for sale, red tops for sale
Anything that you need, believe me, Im gon lace you
Just dont, whatever you do, snitch
Cause you will get hit, pray I dont face you, yeah
You rat bastard!6Embed |
Never 2 Far Lyrics
Denaun, what up, man?
What up, dawg?
You all right?
Chillin, cold as hell
Yes, it is. Hey, bus didnt come here, didnt he?
No. Hey look, you got 15 cent?
Nah, I got just enough to get on the bus, Im broke
We gotta go to the store. Alright, man?
Quick, ‘cause Im short
Yeah, we gonna have enough time to go to the store?
Nah, look
You should just, how much you got there?
I only got 75, Im sure I got a dollar, know what I mean?
Just throw it in there, they aint gonna know. You know what? Ayy look, Im sick of takin this damn bus everywhere, man
You gotta make some moves or somethin
I know, look, Im tryna get rich
I got a baby on the way, I aint even got a car. You know what Im sayin?
I still stay with my moms, 21 and still with my moms
Yeah, look, hey, we gotta make some hit records or somethin, you know what Im sayin?
Cause Im tired of bein broke
Cause all I do is yearn a life without a concern
And dream of havin a turn to earn money to burn
Mappin out my strategies to get rich, huh
My desires like a scratch that needs to get itched, huh
Cause, man, I live in the D, this shit aint given for free
Nothin is different to me, so what else is there to see?
Ill be the prisoner to flee from all of this misery
Im not wishin to be another fish in the sea
But just an MC, so listen to me for this and agree
Youre missin the key, you aint even in the vicinity
Unconditionally, my aspects to cash checks
My objects were never to swab decks
Its up to you, the decision is yours
If what you vision is tours, or a missionless course
When your shit is in the stores, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
Youre never too far from revenue par
Cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
Its on you, baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
Youre never too far from revenue par
Cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
Its on you, baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
Youre never too far from revenue, huh?
You know what Im sayin? See what Im talkin about, man? ‘Cause thats it
Yeah
A million dollars aint even that far away, man
Yo, we got to get the money, man! I cant be broke for the rest of my life, man!
Yeah, I hear what youre sayin. Look, theres got to be somethin better, you know what Im sayin?
I cant live like this for the rest of my life, man. Bummin rides everywhere I go
Yeah, whats up with Lexuss and Land Cruisers?
Yo, Im not about to chance it and dismiss handlin business
Im cancelin Christmas to gamble and risk this
Financial interest is the matter at hand
I got an adequate plan for stab at a grand
I grab what I can and do what I must
Pursue what I lust, its true that I just
Choose the few that I trust
Thems the people that I still got
Fuck with gangsta Philpot, get your grill shot
The 5 Ela for life: my man Thyme
Proof, Kyu and Denaun, we move through in the nine
My crews true and divine, we never fronted
We just wanted to be funded, and live to be a hundred
Instead of hunted or bein wanted like fugitives
Its all about a man plannin what his future is
What he can do for his: to be a star
No matter wherever you are
Youre never too far from revenue par
Cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
Its on you, baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
Youre never too far from revenue par
Cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
Its on you, baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
Youre never too far from revenue, huh?
Thats what Im talkin about. Im not tryna be the player, Im tryna be the mayor. I want to be president
Yo, forget that president, man. Im tryna be king, makin dead presidents. You know what Im sayin? Gettin money any time I want, ownin my own businesses and all that. You know what Im sayin?
Yeah, Im tryna be a millionaire, man
Hahaha, but dont all, you know? You only live once, 96, baby11Embed |
Paul Rosenberg Lyrics
Em, its Paul, listen. Joel just called me and he told me youre in the fucking back behind his studio, shooting your gun off in the air like its a shooting range. I told you not to fucking bring your gun around like an idiot, outside of your home, youre gonna get yourself in trouble. Dont bring your gun outside of your home, you cant carry it on you. Leave your fuckin gun at home!6Embed |
My Name Is Lyrics
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?
My brains dead weight, Im trying to get my head straight
But I cant figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said Slim Shady, you a basehead!
Uh-uhhh! So whys your face red? Man, you wasted!
Well, since age twelve I felt like Im someone else
‘Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C`mere, slut! Shady, wait a minute, thats my girl, dawg!
I dont give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians, rapin lesbians
While theyre screaming, Lets just be friends!
99 percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her Id grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it: Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away!
Dr. Dre, dont just stand there, operate!
Im not ready to leave, its too scary to die
Ill have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I aint had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, Ill fuck anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You aint got no tits!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
Im steaming mad, and by the way, when you see my dad
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady3Embed |
Dear Slim Lyrics
Dear Slim, I thought you mightve heard of me maybe
Cause lately, everywhere I turn, someones comparing us, crazy
I never wouldve thought when I was bumpin Biggie and Pac
That I would buy bleach in a box and become the product of Shady
But Im here now; hi, my name is Tom MacDonald
People call me controversial, Im the one that counterculture follows
Every song I drops a problem, I offend an awful lot with topics
Commenting on race and politics, Im pretty awesome
Dear Slim, I know were very different politically
Seems like some of your biggest fans are the victims Im triggering
Theyre convinced I dont like you which aint consistent with history
I was picked on as a kid, and they dont know what Slim did for me
But Im here now, and I fight this system just like you
Was addicted to pills and liquor and quit em just like you
People claim that you hate me, but Marshall, that cant be right, dude
Youd have to hate yourself as well cause, Marshall, Im you
Marshall, remember back when
You became Eminem
You changed the world with a pen
Well, now Im just like you
I dont give a what saying what I want with my fingers up
Everybody triggered and they think I suck
But I dont give a what
I dont give a what
Dear Slim, I thought that maybe cause you paved the way for me
You might relate to weight that Caucasian rappers are carrying
Theyre constantly comparing us to you, its embarrassing
Never gaining their approval, its just hate were inheriting
But Im here now, go ahead and hate it, dont hurt
Call me culture vulture garbage, those are ignorant words
I kill a vulture, cook the poultry in a pan till its burned
See, Marshall? Im just like you, Im flippin the bird
Dear Slim, I just wanna give you your flowers
I spent hours memorizing all of your songs in 2000
You were the reason I screamed at all of my teachers a teen
I needed your CD on repeat and Shadys face on a T-shirt
But Im here now, they call me controversial just like you
Were both white, both rap, both of our eyes blue
Screw any guy who tries to say you changed and dont like you
Cause in my mind its still 99 and Im you
Marshall, remember back when
You became Eminem
You changed the world with a pen
Well, now Im just like you
I dont give a what saying what I want with my fingers up
Everybody triggered and they think I suck
But I dont give a what
I dont give a what
Whether you love me or hate me, you think Im crazy
Dropped a 100 grand to get a beat from Shady
I really hope when I bought it, he wasnt angry
But I really had to tell him that hed changed me
The truth of the matter is without you, Marshall Mathers
I wouldve committed suicide before I was a rapper
You showed me that I could do it, I didnt need to be blacker
I know its stupid, but I just had to do my best to say thank you
Marshall, remember back when
You became Eminem
You changed the world with a pen
Well, now Im just like you
I dont give a what saying what I want with my fingers up
Everybody triggered and they think I suck
But I dont give a what
I dont give a what
Marshall, remember back when
You became Eminem
You changed the world with a pen
Well, now Im just like you
I dont give a what saying what I want with my fingers up
Everybody triggered and they think I suck
But I dont give a what
I dont give a what 14Embed |
It’s Been Real Lyrics
Thanks, its been real, I love you but I just cant deal
With the stress this game is giving me
But before I go, you know I cant close the show
Without no closure, so before I leave
Yeah, I just want to take the time out to basically say
Rest In Peace to Deshaun Holton, thats my heart man
Dr. Dre, for giving me the opportunity
Just to even listen to me; to get me to this point
I wanna thank Jimmy Iovine, Interscope, Aftermath
Everybody in the whole Shady staff
Everybody who’s basically supported me from day one
Paul Rosenberg, Tracy McNew
You know I love you guy, I couldnt do it all without you
D12, Ca$his
Youre gonna be a beast when you get out there man
Trust me homie, my ears dont lie to me
Who else am I forgetting? Oh yeah, Obie Trice
Bobby Creekwater, and basically, man, the whole city of Detroit
8 Mile Road for makin what I am today
Which basically goes back to Proof and D12
I love you guys, man
Runyon Ave for holdin me down when shit got thick
Oh, it wouldnt be complete, If I didnt thank my mom, bitch
Haha, so—
Thanks, its been real, I love you but I just cant deal
With the stress this game is giving me
But before I go, you know I cant close the show
Without no closure, so before I leave12Embed |
3hree6ix5ive Lyrics
Yo, Im tryna be the
Man of the day, three-six-five a year
See, the bullshit you sayin, Skam aint tryna hear
Bustin lyrics in the air, keepin some up in the chamber
Man, Im releasin anger!
Im tryna be the illest of the day, three-six-five a year
So that bullshit you sayin, Shady aint tryna hear
Spittin lyrics in your ear, keepin some up in the chamber
Ayo Shady, what the fuck you doin?
You know what theyre saying about you, dont you?
Youve got funny in the head!
A real bloody weirdo!
Man
Im tired of bein tired, every time I wake up
Tired of these fake ducks, tired of bein late for the bus
Tired of all be blendin, and endin up datin sluts
So my facial expression stay stuck up, and shut the fuck up!
To the pretty ass rappers, that aint shit without make-up
Wake up gold-diggin bitches, the buck stops here
The road to riches is closed for repairs
If the shoe aint fittin, girl, leave that shit alone
You aint Erykah Badu, what I look like, Tyrone?
I rip a tissue out your ear, spittin like I dont care
My hair look like I aint comb this shit in damn near a year
Side burn zig-zag, I leave the next man with his heels up
Brain dead to be reincarnated at a speed bump
When we done we skate hard, so you dont land shit
Suck Skams dick, gargle with a dead mans spit
Yo, thats it, I dont plan shit, you know how it go down
They need to slow down, and take a look who the ho now
At every industry party, gettin so damn drunk
Cant remember the last ass you kissed, or dick you sucked
Remind me of my ex, industry got me vexed
Try roll up on Miami, leave with a broke neck
Oh shit, lethal lyric equal landmine
I be stackin up White rappers like Im throwin gang signs
And Im buck wild, exposin the plain truth
You couldnt mess with me, fuckin shit up in the same room
Hey you, I dont know you but fuck it, let me get a dollar
For this bad karma that go along with the breath
Some sort of mad bomber, and steal the show like a theft
Cause in Miami, the baby jammin like three up in the chamber
Man
Yo, Im tryna be the
Man of the day, three-six-five a year
See, the bullshit you sayin, Skam aint tryna hear
Bustin lyrics in the air, keepin some up in the chamber
Man, Im releasin anger!
Im tryna be the illest of the day, three-six-five a year
So that bullshit you sayin, Shady aint tryna hear
Spittin lyrics in your ear, keepin some up in the chamber
Ayo Slim, what the fuck you doin?
Ive been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that youre insane? Maybe youre just sitting around, reading Guns & Ammo, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!?
Some people say Im strange, I tell em aint shit changed
Im still the same lame asshole with a different name
Who came late to the last show with a different dame
Brain ate from the last O that I sniffed of caine
You know youre spaced the fuck out like George Lucas
When your puke is turnin to yellowish-orange mucus
So when I grab a pencil and squeeze it between fingers
Im not a rapper, Im a demon who speaks English
A freak genius, too extreme for the weak and squeamish
Burn you alive til you screamin to be extinguished (Ah, put me out
Put me out!) Cause when I drop the science, motherfuckers
Tell me to stop the violence, start a fire and block the hydrants
Im just a mean person, you never seen worse than
So when Slim gets this M-16 burstin
You gettin spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin
On the B-side of my first single with the clean version
Stoppin your short life when you still a teen virgin
Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon
In the best hospital possible for emergency surgery
To try to stop the blood from your ruptured sternum internally
Ill take it back before we knew each others name
Run in a ultrasound and snatch you out your mothers frame
Ill take it further back than that, back to lovers lane
To the night you was thought up and cock-block your fathers game
Ill plead the fifth like my jaws were muzzled
So suck my dick while I take a shit and do this crossword puzzle
And when Im down with ten seconds left in the whole bout
Ima throw a head-butt so hard, I knock us both out
Yo, Im tryna be the
Man of the day, three-six-five a year
See, the bullshit you sayin, Skam aint tryna hear
Bustin lyrics in the air, keepin some up in the chamber
Man, Im releasin anger!
Im tryna be the illest of the day, three-six-five a year
So that bullshit you sayin, Shady aint tryna hear
Spittin lyrics in your ear, keepin some up in the chamber
Ayo Eminem, what the fuck you doin? 10Embed |
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Nuttin’ to Do Lyrics
What?
Uh
The Bad!
Yeah
The Evil!
The Bad, the Evil!
Put em together...
Yo, if it wasnt for your whip, Id have nothing to strip
If it wasnt for a wrist, Id have nothing to slit
If it wasnt for the shrooms, Id have nothing to chew
Im just fucking with you, cause I got nothing to do
I came in the diner with skateboarders and placed orders
Ate hors dœuvres and hit the waiter with plate warmers
Let you inhale the Glock smell while Im ripping your wallet off
And slipping a Molotov in your cocktail
Burning your contracts, punch your A&R in the face
Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
Im on some Suge shit; if its missing, I took it
Nurse, look at this straitjacket; its crooked
I go to jail and murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail
So how do you describe someone with a decapitated head
When the rest of his bodys still alive running?
Coming with five gunmen, waiting to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500, hide from it
For every hundred emcees rhyming about birds
Only about two thirds, I really said it without words
Yo, you aint a thug, I can make you bitch up
Pick the fifth up, cock, spit
You would swear its raining slugs
Im the hottest shit in the industry
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me, defending me
You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half
You know how a thug in this shitll end up
Spit a round, lift your chin up
You get hit, ten down and ten up
I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
Heat it up, you be leaking blood and spitting phlegm up
Now we rivals cause of a small name or title
You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and Bible
Yo, if it wasnt for your whip, Id have nothing to strip
If it wasnt for a wrist, Id have nothing to slit
If it wasnt for the shrooms, Id have nothing to chew
Im just fucking with you, cause I got nothing to do
Yo, if it wasnt for your whip, Id have nothing to strip
If it wasnt for a wrist, Id have nothing to slit
If it wasnt for the shrooms, Id have nothing to chew
Im just fucking with you, cause I got nothing to do
Forget a chorus, my metaphors are so complicated
It takes six minutes to get applause
And by the time you all catch on, Imma end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothing to fall back on
Ill throw you off of ten floors
Pull a fucking headache out of my head, and put it in yours
Im indoors, waiting for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, It oughta happen—
You swallow cum, bitch? No, but I brought a napkin
Getting skully while Im autographing
Got my daughter laughing cause I sent her mother whitewater rafting
Im not a fact, Im a proven fear
Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screaming You aint moving here
Lorena Bobbitt—cmere, want a souvenir?
Ive been high as fuck, since I was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? Same difference, I need some caine
Cause I aint sniffed since I woke up to seven slain infants
Brain implants and they say theres a slim chance
I wont stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz
Walking in swamp water with an M-16
Out for the blood, shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces , you say grace and make faces
Ill display hate and break you in eight places
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
Precise aim, ice in my vein, blowing your hand off
Dancing with the Devil leading
I wont die, Im never leaving
I pledge allegiance to forever breathing
Street niggas with nuts, what? My meats bigger
Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
With a death wish, thinking Im the nigga to mess with
Let the Tec lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil
A follower never had heart, he just loyal
Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em
Be careful—you might get what you ask for
Yo, if it wasnt for your whip, Id have nothing to strip
If it wasnt for a wrist, Id have nothing to slit
If it wasnt for the shrooms, Id have nothing to chew
Im just fucking with you, cause I got nothing to do
Yo, if it wasnt for your whip, Id have nothing to strip
If it wasnt for a wrist, Id have nothing to slit
If it wasnt for the shrooms, Id have nothing to chew
Im just fucking with you, cause I got nothing to do8Embed |
Bang Lyrics
Yeah , uh
Machine
Its not a game, nigga
Its not a fuckin game, nigga
Look, look
Ayo, I use the Arm & Hammer just to fluff my brick
Say what I wanna say and I dont give a fuck, Im rich
Tuck my fifth, dont hesitate to bust my shit
I tell you niggas like Kyrie, Suck my dick
I dont trust a soul, I dont even trust my bitch
Before I fall in love, Id rather cut my wrist
I sweat Ace of Spades, nigga, thats how much I sip
Body a rap nigga quick before the Dutch got twist
Yeah, the shotty ring, this shit is not a thing
The chopper make your body lean, my niggas body things
Uh, Im with the jackboys, Im with the robbin team
On my mama, I never rocked a pair of Robin jeans
Everything I jot is mean, how you gon stop Machine?
My name, it probably ring like Las Vegas slot machines
The MAC by my pelvis in my Helmut Lang
The shellsll bang, make everything outta your helmet hang
Uh, the mayo jar was Hellmanns when I swirled the caine
Then I wrapped the yayo up in cellophane
My shooter got Dame Lillard from the elbow aim
I thought of that while I was courtside at the Melo game
Bricks are off-white, I imported some
Whippin all night until the mornin come
Still pitchin long nights until my fortune come
Thats big checks on the side like the Off-White Jordan 1s, ugh!
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it bang, nigga
Until I pull up, let it bang
Until I pull up, let it–
Ayo, SE Gang, who fuckin with that
Growin up, everybody mama loves you on crack
We got bodies
The masters of Pinoy
My nigga did five, he came home with a kiloid
Yeah, I was listenin to Stan with coke flippin in the pan
I brought enough quarters back to go scrimmage with the Rams
When it comes to my plug , it wont fit in the sedan
Comparin us, you cant do it, its like Timberlands to Vans
Official only, you know that, pistol under the floor mat
Been hated on more than Jesus, locked up more times than Kodak
The pots handy, pitched for my family like Sandy Koufax
Gave my connect a fresh hundred grand and he hand me dope back
Blocks and jail walls to spots on the Billboard
Posted up in them traps and they knocked until dawn
The foreigns aint cheap and these watches still cost
Glocks so big, one shot knock your wheels off
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it bang, nigga
Until I pull up, let it bang
Until I pull up, let it–
I used to be a man of the people
Hit the clubs and mingle
Used to dream one day Id be fuckin pink like a flamingo
That was back when I smoked Canibus
Man, but it was tough, cause I was a fan of his
So it sucked to hand him his ass, but
Yeah, lookin back on my feuds
How me and Ja Rule almost got cool
Cause we shot pool back in 01
Was it 02? I dont know, but
Something told me fuckin not to
Then we got stuck in high school, I shoved an Oscar up his wazoo
Yeah, but I think of the rappers I slayed and buried like every night
And every career I mightve killed, sometimes I say a prayer and I
Wonder is there a heaven for a G? And if so, is the sanctuary nice?
Studios for rap like Coolio, shootin craps at gangsters paradise
Huh, here a mic, there a mic
Everywhere a mic, share and share alike
But just dont compare alike
Instead of comparin me, pick a fair fight
Compare me to lightnin, that similaritys strikin
Compare me to Jaws
Compare me to Manson, Marilyn or Charles
Compare me to Nas, Biggie, or Pac
Do not compare me to that Iggy bitch
Or all this fuckin Milli Vanilli hip-hop
This is where all that silly shit stops
Compare me to the pistol that triggered this thought
The semi, the Glock, 9 millis get cocked, Im sending a shot
Dont come around with them floss raps tryna stunt
Compare me to Meek, big wheelies get popped
One by one, compare em to scabs, Im picking them off
Theyre going home to fuck Nicki Minaj, aw
Compare me to Diggity-Das, yah
Im hickity-hitting it raw, ha
In the trailer park
Told her Id play the part like Kanan Starks
Ate her twat like a Tater Tot, oh shit
Get the strap like a trainin bra
Lunchtime like at eight-oclock
But Shadys not for the faint of heart
Goin at these pricks like Lorena Bobbitt
Yall want drama, we can make a scary movie like Marlon Wayans
Yall lookin at the charred remains of Charlamagne tha God
Slim whip, Westside, and Conway are not playin
I cock back, aim, and I spray ya like 5Embed |
Rhyme Time With Eminem LyricsI put my orange
4 Inch
Door hinge in storage
And ate porridge
With GeorgeEmbed |
Greg Lyrics
Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg, wake up with a 40
Mix it with Alka Seltzer and formula 44-D
Fuck an acid tab, I strapped the whole sheet to my forehead
Waited til it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said, case closed, end of discussion
Im blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
Leavin you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombers, we blowin up your house
Killin your parents, and comin back to get your foster mommas
And Im as good at keepin a promise as Nostradamus
Cause I aint makin no more threats
Im doin drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
Im more or less sick in the head, maybe more
Cause I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before
Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador
Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
Comin together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure!8Embed |
Bitch Lyrics
I always got something for the bitches
These bitches always be all, giggling and shit
But they get mad when their favorite song dont come on in the club
Catch an attitude and shit
So we got one for them, it goes like this
We wrote a song for the hoes
You like to hear it, here it goes
A little something you probably wont hear on your radios
So when it comes on in the club its one that everyone knows
And if Im talking too fast it just means youre listening too slow
And if you listen a little faster maybe youll catch up, bitch
Ju jah jah jah dah du ju jah, you just made me mess up, bitch
Blibiri babiler blabber, it dont matter, Im just blabbering
Like you understand what Im saying anyway
Im just traveling in one ear and Im out the other
Youre so fucking drunk all you hear is the beat b-b-beat
I could be saying anything, just get your ass on the floor
Wear the same pants that you wore from the day before
Baby and shake that ass like a whore
Yeah, Im talking to you, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass, bitch
Yeah thats it, bitch
Yeah, I called you a bitch, bitch
What you going to do about it, bitch?
Sit there and cry like a little bitch, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass bitch
You little trash, bitch
Yeah, thats it
Yeah, I called you a trash, bitch
Not trailer trash, switch
Take the person you with and exchange partner, bitch
Tell me that it aint no hanging and fuck calling home
Until you look at me, before you answer the phone
When I flee, your ass can get naked and be as free
As you wanna-be freak, but Im taking the key with me
You aint gonna get shit, so dont even ask
Disrespect my wishes Ill beat your ass
Watch me coming home full, eating half of your doggy bag
And I leave laughing, while you calling me on the rag
Im the type that might cut off the lights when I hit
And before she cut them on, Kuniva already
Your ass aint even riding with Swift unless youre hoeing
When Im done, Ill throw you out and ask you where you going
Ho aint the only thing you call a girl:
Slut, Tramp
Oh, how you doing, Sheryl?
Ever since I was eight I been starting to hate
I said fuck the hoes and started eating cheesecake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberries and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait... Bizzy!
Okay back to the bitches, wash the dishes after that
Give me stitches, a fucking half-Indian chick, sucked my dick
This time tomorrow, I wont remember shit
Got respect for a player, got on snoop gators
And they aint Now and Laters, bitch
Yeah, Im talking to you, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass, bitch
Yeah thats it, bitch
Yeah, I called you a bitch, bitch
What you going to do about it, bitch?
Sit there and cry like a little bitch, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass bitch
You little trash, bitch
Yeah, thats it
Yeah, I called you a trash, bitch
Not trailer trash, switch
Take the person you with and exchange partner, bitch
Hey baby, whats up with you?
Hey...
Ayo, your man here with you?
Nope
Nah, you single, I can tell
You came with them hoes, didnt you?
Huh?
No, he meant friends girl, excuse him, its the liquor
Hahahaha
Ayo, lets get this party cracking these bitches aint got niggas
Bitches?
Now you know he didnt mean that...
Come on, you seen that...
She all whining and shit, get this bitch a Kleenex
What did he say?
Nothing! He said you seem stressed
Naw, you gots big breasts
Huh?
And you wearing your nice dress
Cause I was finna say...
Oh, you wasnt finna say shit!
Excuse me?!
He said Michael Jackson just got another face lift
Oh...
Dumb hoe!
Nigga?
Noo... Gumbo! He wanna cook it for you tonight
Bitch, what up though
Just fuck for a buck, do something strange for change
Or make me holla for a dolla, just hop in the range
Shh, shit, shut up nigga, no, shut up
Man, fuck both yall niggas
See I was trying to be polite, stank ass trick
Oh, somebodys jacking off tonight
I call you a
Bitch so dont trip, I say the same to my mama
I got Christina, Britney with me, shit, we bangin Madonna
Watch you strip, you want a tip, bitch? Got change for a dollar?
Blow your tongue and give this one the mouth you came with a condom
Quit countin them bottles and just swallow, breathe
Swallow, breathe, now swallow these seeds
I know you mocha lotti Mommies wont get down on your knees
You want some money, honey, damn, you must be outta your weave
Hit the telly, fuck her belly, you aint gotta go eat
Plus you wanna be a model, you need a lot of more sleep
Im a pimp, bitch, dont be shy, show me them big tits
Your lipstick, I want it smeared all on my limp dick
For instance, bustin nuts is only my interest
So princess, dont get your feeling hurt, cause men just
Party and bullshit til she gargle and swallow my dick
Im takin the train to Spain, dont bother callin me, bitch
Yeah, Im talking to you, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass, bitch
Yeah thats it, bitch
Yeah, I called you a bitch, bitch
What you going to do about it, bitch?
Sit there and cry like a little bitch, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass bitch
You little trash, bitch
Yeah, thats it
Yeah, I called you a trash, bitch
Not trailer trash, switch
Take the person you with and exchange partner, bitch
Hahah!
Yeah you heard me bitch, did I stu-stu-stutter stupid?
You aint listenin to the words of this song anyway
All you do is listen to the beats with your dumb ass, bitch!
Dancing, trying to get a nigga money in the club, haha, with your stupid manipular self
We was talking bout you DODO
You, you dumb bitch! YOU! Haha
The one that want a drink and dont want to pay for it
Spend all your money you make all week on that dress
And I spill a drink on it, acting like Im drunk when Im not
Im just tryna fuck! Haha!
Im just tryna fuck, bitch!
Hahah!
Wooo! D-Twizzy, yeah!
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!10Embed |
Steve Berman Lyrics
This motherfucker, man...
Its ridiculous, I cant believe it!—Oh, hold on a minute. Em...
What up?
Have a seat. Dre, Ill call you back.
What now?
I dont even know where to start...
Okay...?
I got the album from upstairs...
And...
And this, is by far, the most...
...incredible thing... Ive ever... heard...5Embed |
6 in the Morning Lyrics
Good morning! Ha-ha!
Wake your motherfucking asses up!
Are yall with us or what?
Well, come on then, you know what time it is
Stop sleeping on my group, BITCH!
For whatever its worth its worth me havin my ass whipped
Cause Ima have the last lips to ever kiss ass with
I just cant get past these little piss ants
That wanna be brawny bad asses so bad
And they so mad, they cant stand it
Cause we can and they cant spit
And they cant handle it like a man
And thats when it just happens
And I snap, and its a wrap, and its scrap, and then it isnt rap, is it?
Hip-Hop isnt a sport anymore when you gotta go and resort back into that shit
Maybe Im old-fashioned, but my passion is to smash anyone rappin without havin to slap him
Believe me, Id much rather lift a pencil than a pistol when Im pissed now
But it all depends on just how far it gets took on the mic
Cause Im tellin you right now, youre not gonna like it
Cause if I get pushed over the edge then Im pullin you with me
You poke a stick at a pit bull, you get bit, B
These words stick to you like Krazy Glue when you diss me
Cause they just bounce off me, like bullets to 50
Im the beautiful-lest thing and you gonna miss me when Im gone
Like Keith Murray when he threw a stool and hit a girl accidentally
I do this for Swifty, Kon and Kuniva, Bizzy & Proof, are you with me?
Come on then, everybody come on and
Kick your shoes off motherfuckers, come on in
Cause we get it on until the break of dawn and
Wake your ass up motherfuckers, quit yawning
Cause we aint leaving til 6 in the morning
So have a sing along with the words of the song and
If you dont know the words, and you cant sing along, then
Fake like you know em motherfuckers and join in
Everybody, good morning!
They consider me the epitome me of a beef starter
In a party with heat, its hard to keep me without one
Fuck slugs, Im walkin gloves with a shotgun
Constantly poppin slugs, they hot, son, better not run
The bosses of all bosses; a holocaust to whoever aint conscious
In a house full of dog shit
Im a gothic death project, you stop breathin
You die quicker than Mach speed without bleedin
It aint about what you readin
When you meet me, better speak like a seasons greetings
Either that or well be beefin frequent
You niggas need an E just to speak shit
Your leaders a petite bitch
Keep the heater where you can reach quick
I snipe you with it, and we wont even keep it a secret
Nigga I did it from the mind of a mental patient
When Glocks wave, you can save that conversation for satan
You brave?
Come on then, everybody come on and
Kick your shoes off motherfuckers, come on in
Cause we get it on until the break of dawn and
Wake your ass up motherfuckers, quit yawning
Cause we aint leaving til 6 in the morning
So have a sing along with the words of the song and
If you dont know the words, and you cant sing along, then
Fake like you know em motherfuckers and join in
Everybody, good morning!
I heard you niggas dont like us, but so what?
This beef is like, What the fuck did he say in his rap, Em?
I can see that hes just a punk
I mean these niggas squeeze on me
Please, Im seeing guts
I dont need no enemies, as my family a couple trucks and my MPC and a mic
They empty out on them bike to fight you
In front of every reporter that I dont like
No need for metaphors to get points across when I write
This emotions enough to say: Fuck you, bitch, and I dont like you!
What?! I might as well give this up, but thatd be selfish as fuck
To leave D12 in this, but we cant self-destruct
Ive never felt it this much, cmon, fellas, get up!
We gotta fight like Bugz last night of his life, cmon!
I walk with a limp, pistol hanging off of the hip
Im awkward and quick enough and sick when sparking a fifth
Your carcass is split, even if beef is partially thick
We cant take you seriously, you a comedy skit
You probably wish that you could be out, shooting at Gs
But the only thing you shoot is the breeze, I cant believe
You speaking on moving keys, but every time we hear you kick it
The only thing that you selling is woof tickets
I look wicked cause niggasll test your nutsack
So when they bust, you better bust back or get your guts clapped outta your stomach
And when they want it Ill bring a hundred niggas from Runyon, so get to gunnin if you coming
Come on then, everybody come on and
Kick your shoes off motherfuckers, come on in
Cause we get it on until the break of dawn and
Wake your ass up motherfuckers, quit yawning
Cause we aint leaving til 6 in the morning
So have a sing along with the words of the song and
If you dont know the words, and you cant sing along, then
Fake like you know em motherfuckers and join in
Everybody, good morning!9Embed |
That’s How... Lyrics
Hahahahahaha
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Niggas
Niggas , crackers
Whities, jews
This is how it happens to you
Thats how people get fucked up
Niggas , crackers
Whities, jews
This is how it happens to you
Thats how people get fucked up
Yo, if you a loudmouth, tryna wild out
And we see just how you laying and we peeped yo style out
When you chilling out in front of your truck and get stuck
Thats how niggas get fucked up
No love at home with your kinfolks
And the world just keep fucking wit your mental
And all these kids making fun of your trench coat
Thats how students get shot up
Hating on us but you come to our show
I crowd surf and you let me go
Whoop yo ass when I get off the flo
Just so you know though, thats how haters get fucked up
When the police pull you over and shit, then find ganja
Now every month, they checking on yo piss
They getting mad cause you aint come back since
And now they sweating you
Thats how P.O.s get fucked up
When your mans hook you up with a bitch
Over the phone and when you see her she ugly as shit
Now at the end of date she want a kiss and some dick
Thats how blind dates get fucked up
Saying we not a real crew with a lot of skill
And only one nigga in our crew make the dollar bills
Yall fools just mad cause yall aint got a deal
Local rappers talk too much
We gon rob this bank but you roll wit punks
Manager tripped the alarm and you all get stuck
Cops got AKs, yall only got pumps, that shits just dumb
Thats how Cool C got locked up
When yo ass wanna walk in a club
Instead of telling you to wait, the nigga wanna push and shove
Then get trampled from the niggas you brung, so move over
Thats how bouncers get fucked up
Niggas , crackers
Whities, jews
This is how it happens to you
Thats how people get fucked up
Niggas , crackers
Whities and jews
This is how it happens to you
Thats how people get fucked up
When you get your guns out of the stash
And gather all your homies up to go and shoot up a pad
Soon as you finish, yall run out of gas, you better haul ass
Thats how drivebys get fucked up
Mixing weed with the brew, ecstasy and Kahlua
Gasoline fumes, nitrous balloons
Acid tablets and the magic mushrooms
Thats how D12 get fucked up
But my album aint dropped
Bitch, get off his jock
Got a backstage pass and I need to get off
Wanna meet the, the Doc
Thats how groupies get tossed up
Drop out of school, take drugs and molest sluts
Got your girlfriend suckin on my left nut
Your parents dont like me, but guess what?
Cause Bizarre dont give a fuck
Chokin your wife all in front of your peeps
She toss a brick through the window of your Jeep
Get back together by the end of the week, thats so sweet
Slim and Kim argue too much
Invite a ho to your house while your bitch is out
Now you got your dick all up in her fucking mouth
Pull it out and then you bust off on her favorite blouse
Thats how Clinton got caught up
Steal cars, wreck bars
Get fucked up beyond recognition
Walk in titty clubs like we stars
Our mission every day is just to smoke bongs
And fuck bitches in thongs
Thats how Runyan Ave. is cut
When your life wasnt raised up right
Then see your mother coming home with different niggas every night
And then you run into the one you dont like, so get the fuck lost
Thats how step-dads get fucked up
Niggas , crackers
Whities, jews
This is how it happens to you
Thats how people get fucked up
Niggas , crackers
Whities, jews
This is how it happens to you
Thats how people get fucked up
Niggas , crackers
Whities, jews
This is how it happens to you
Thats how people get fucked up
Niggas , crackers
Whities, jews
This is how it happens to you
Thats how people get fucked up9Embed |
Maxine Lyrics
Maxine!
Hello
Can I speak to Maxine?
Yeah, this is me, whats up?
What up?
Who dis?
Denaun
Yeah, whats up?
What are you doing?
Nothing, just laying in bed
Huh?
Nothing, just laying in bed
Why?
I dont know, thinking about something freaky to do
I know this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine
She tests positive but tells you that her acts clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Gassin every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her, sadly, on her reputation
Youre in jeopardation, if you aint got no preparation
When you stepped away, son, she got her face done
Lookin provocative, shell let you knock it if
You press the issue, and get undressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she wont look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency cause it burns to pee
Dont bring your germs to me, cause I aint tryna hear it
While youre fightin your fuckin disease tryna clear it
Sometimes I wonder, whats your purpose in life?
That is to get with every brother
And unveil one of his kids
Shit, you livin trife
Got three kids at home, and club-hoppin every night
You say its gonna stop
But it just… slows… down…
And then speeds back to a regular pace
There is no end to this
Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
When you got niggas hidin in your closet?
I refrain from gettin angry
But you keep on actin strangely
I met this girl last week
She was a freak, and she liked me
So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas
Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
I stepped to her, first I cleared my throat
And said: Hey, bitch, havent I seen you before?
Looked at my nigga, turned around and got slapped
Threw out my hands, and said: Oh, its like that?
She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
She started cryin, and asked me to forgive her and shit
She said her name was Maxine
So I told her I wanted her number
She asked could I give her mine too
Got to the crib and called her up
We got into a good conversation
Thats when she asked me could I fuck
I said: Maxine, check this out
Give me your address, Ill be through, and youll find out
Got to the crib, she let me in
She didnt waste time, she grabbed my hand
And proceeded to the bedroom
I said, Hold up, and stop proceedin, you rushin things!
What the fuck are you doin?!
So I went for my protection
Took off my clothes and started flexin
As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about puttin in work
Before I hit it she said: 3, dont get mad
But theres somethin that I gotta tell your ass
I said, What is it? Another nigga? Its okay
She said: No, I forgot to tell you
That I got AIDS, I got a problem.
Hey, Maxine
What?
You thinkin about suckin my dick?
Yeah, for a small price
For a small price? What you mean?
You know, money, nigga
You dont need no damn money; I cant give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shit
What you, what you hear I got?
AIDS
Who told you that bullshit?
My nigga Kyu, he wouldnt lie
Well, if thats the case, Kyu got it then
Oh, for real, its like that?
Well, I aint got shit, so he aint got shit
And if he do, he aint get that shit from me
I aint fuckin around with no third, nigga
Fuck that, I aint fuckin with you
No, see…
You got that shit, I aint gotta fuck with you
Hold on, why it aint even like that
I want yall to get paid, fuckin5Embed |
Tonya Lyrics
Hey! Hey, stop, hey. Please stop, fuck, stop!
Thank God you stopped
Fuck, my fucking OnStar isnt working
I left my fucking phone at home!
God, Ive been standing out here for like, an hour
Im soaking wet, freezing
Thank you so much. Really, youre a life-saver, uh
What are you doing?
Fucking! Get away from me! What the fuck! Fucking asshole!
Get away from me, you motherfucker! Get away!
Get away, you fucking freak! Get away from me!
Goddammit, fuck! Help me!14Embed |
Topless Lyrics
My motto is live by the bottle
So why is my supply low, bring in a truckload with a high-low
Stay grounded but I still reach for the sky though
Ghetto idol I think, but what do I know
Shit I know a lot more than I should
The hood stood by me just like I thought it would
Dont act like Im Hollywood when I probably could
I dont polly, Mohammed Ali of rap, I dont lolly gag
West Coast, the home of the body-bag
The shotty, the Mag Los Angeles, where the party at
You can catch me anywhere where theres Bacardi at
Yeah, Andre is back so have a cardiac
Started back with the black Raiders starter cap
Gangsta rap, we practically fuckin started that
Everyday with this game Im gettin smarter at
Skys the limit so everytime I get on a track
Guns blaze when I shine
Nigga wish quick, no startin Im the shootin kind
Front page all the time
You boys think sick but I aint got no roof on mine
I drink topless, I live topless
Like my girl is the game with her titties out
I drink topless, I live topless
Sky’s the limit I’m paid to run the city now
Your skins your travelin bag of your existence
Yours is shabby and scab while mines glistenin
Vivid on my skin how many continents I’ve visit then
You could journey with me to different places by listenin
Shittin on em, ya brother got it covered
We can slug it, knuckle it however you want I love it
A hustlers wit, the grit the grind
My genetic code make-up, murderer by design
On mayan calendar time when night meets day
I’m in a light grey Bugatti like a high-speed chase
Adrenaline like jogger the jump in rope in place
The Muhammad Ali hobbies no pilates tryna keep the ocean by me
Hit a rich man’s wife see what these hoes can buy me
Lookin forward but it’s nice to see the road behind me
Hotel’s a seven star, baguettes glowin
Keep your lid yet dawg the private jet boeing topless
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Jealousy Woes II Lyrics
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous?
What he mean jealous? You know what Im sayin?
He just mad cause he all with them ugly hoes, know what Im sayin?
Girls dont buy him no clothes, he bought that ho some clothes!
He dont buy me no clothes, and they aint got no money
No vibe, no dick, I mean, what do I got to be jealous fo?
He aint gonna make it nowhere
He aint got no type of time, he has no career move, I mean—
I come home every single day from workin double shifts
And stop along the way to pick you up a couple gifts
I come inside, and you pretend you miss me when you kiss me
Then you diss me and we strenuously fight continuously
Again you frisk me, for numbers, tryin to bust me
It must be only just because you never learned to trust me
Plus, we only squabble over irrelevant issues
Too many tissues for my feelings you misuse
I buy you jewelry, you make a fool of me
I bring you diamond rings, you say Im bad at timin things
So whats a man to do when all I hand to you is handed back to me?
You act to be this gangsta bitch, that aint what first attracted me
I used to love your company, now youre always pumpin me
For information, and you tell your friends you plan on dumpin me
So Ima wait for your evacuation
Cause every accusation makes me wanna smack your face in
See, Ive never been so sure, and youre just insecure
So my solution to your jealousy presents a cure
I recommend you take your things and check em in
Look at the nervous wreck Im in, I need my second wind
Say what?—
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Fuck you and what you goin through!
Fuck Eminem! Hes mad cause I left that nigga for another man
To me, Eminem dont mean nothin but minus money
Immature, me? Nigga, aint got no dick
No swang in his thang, know what Im sayin?
He just mad cause Im gettin it all night, jealous of me
Know what Im sayin? Thats what Im talkin about
Motherfucker just clock in this pussy, pfft
I used to be a puppet and a sucker for your silent treatments
I used to be intoxicated with your sweet scents
Until the day I started followin your feetprints
And tappin in your phone conversations through the heat vents
It made complete sense: theres someone else you like
So I confronted you and asked you, Who was Mike? And you was like
I need a new nigga! Someone rich that I could follow
And youll be over me by the time you see tomorrow!
Leavin me in sorrow, Brandy never felt so brokenhearted
I fell apart when you departed, then the jokin started
I was an open target, you play comedian
And I became the laughingstock, but now, Im on my feet again
And so, we meet again, youre actin like an ex-wife
All in my sex life, I got a message from Phife
It goes, You didnt want me to see yo hon, dont want me now
Take the towel, wipe your brow! Quit tryin to hunt me down!
You run me down and now youre tryin to apologize
For all the lies and every time you made me bawl my eyes
Because I got a bigger wallet size, you wanna swing it
Jealousy is in the house, yall— fellas, sing it!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!
Jealous!10Embed |
Weed Lacer Lyrics
Yo, weed lacer, 97 burgundy Blazer
Wanted for burglary, had to ditch the Mercury Tracer
I’m on some loced shit, some fed up with the bein’ broke shit
I’m not to joke with, bitch I don’t sell crack, I smoke it
Havin a coke fit, goin through withdrawals daily
Shoot up with mescaline in front of my baby daughter Hailie
My brain’s dusted, I’m disgusted at all my habits
Too many aspirin tablets, empty medicine cabinets
Losin battles to wack rappers cause I’m always too blunted
Walkin’ up in the cypher smokin’, talkin’ about “Who want it?”
Thug and a crook; every drug in the book I’ve done it
My 9’s at your brain, is that you chain? run it
Crews die from an overdosage of excessive flavor
Aggressive nature got me stickin’ you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your momma’s Acura, wrecked it, and sold it back to her
Boostin’ Nike jackets, escaped from psychiatrics
Told the nurse to save my bed for me, I might be back, trick
So barricade your entrance, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses
Chasin’ dips, take ‘em on long vacation trips
Kidnappin’ ‘em and trappin’ ‘em in abusive relationships
Mess up your face and lips, slit your stomach and watch your gut split
Gut you with that razor that I use to shave my nuts with
Mama, don’t you cry, your son is too far gone
I’m so high, I don’t even know what label I’m on
I’m messed up, I feel just like an overworked plumber
I’m sick of the crap, what’s Jack Kevorkian’s phone number?6Embed |
Stan Lyrics
My teas gone cold
Im wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain cloud touched my window
And I cant see at all
And even if I could it would all be gray
I put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still aint callin
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must notve got em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot em
But anyways, fuck it, whats been up, man? Hows your daughter?
My girlfriends pregnant too, Im bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what Ima call her?
Ima name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, Im sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didnt want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but Im your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
My teas gone cold
Im wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain cloud touched my window
And I cant see at all
And even if I could it would all be gray
I put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
Dear Slim, you still aint called or wrote, hope you have a chance
I aint mad, I just think its fucked up you dont answer fans
If you dont wanna to talk to me outside your concert
You didnt have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
Thats my little brother, man, hes only six years old
We waited in the blisterin cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said, No
Thats pretty shitty, man, youre like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I aint that mad, though I just dont like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if Id write you, you would write back
See, Im just like you in a way: I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what youre sayin in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put em on
‘Cause I dont really got shit else
So that shit helps when Im depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriends jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she dont know you like I know you, Slim, no one does
She dont know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me, man
Ill be the biggest fan youll ever lose, sincerely yours, Stan
P.S.: We should be together too
My teas gone cold
Im wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain cloud touched my window
And I cant see at all
And even if I could it would all be gray
I put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
And the story isnt over, but I have to tell the truth
I know I couldnt do it justice, only one who could is you
Because I idolized you Marshall, and nobody understands
Maybe Im a little crazy, maybe I am just like Stan, damn7Embed |
8 Miles and Runnin’ Lyrics
Geah
Renegades is back
Em, the beat is sick
Its Young
Freeway
8 Miles
Lets go!
Eight miles and runnin, got my seventh album droppin
And my eighth album comin, feeding a thousand growling stomachs
But I can rewind the calendar back, back when it was now or nothin
People said I would amount to nothin, that I had talent for nothin
Said I would succumb to violence or be silenced by a gunman
I could just hear the folks now: He got what he had comin.
Now that my eighth albums comin, everybodys smilin
Wanting somethin, claiming that they done somethin for him
Got their Jay Z pompoms and their Hov uniform
Claiming they been runnin and tellin everybody, like Martin Lawrence
Bout how hot my rap performance was before I was who I was
Claiming that they threw it up before I threw it up—you what?
Where was you before I blew this up?
I didnt see you in the courtroom when everybody was suin us
I didnt see you in all black when everybody was suitin up
Back on the block, getting it in—it wasnt no you with us
Eight miles and runnin, got my seventh album droppin
And my eighth album comin, feeding a thousand growling stomachs—Free!
Six miles and runnin, got my fifth strip poppin
And my first album comin, feeding twenty growling stomachs
Eight miles and runnin, got my seventh album droppin
And my eighth album comin, feeding a thousand growling stomachs—Free!
Six miles and runnin, got my fifth strip poppin
And my first album comin, feeding twenty growling stomachs
Six miles and runnin in the Pontiac six thousand eighty six
Trans might shift while the engine run
Anyone, tell your honor: Give me one more chance
And them smokers screaming, One more gram! so Ima bring em one
Only son to my pop, stick close to my mama
Keep toasters for drama, make Salat with my son
My son growin, and he learnin a lot
Thats when them toasters, when the burners will pop, brain on your, um–
Brella, nigga, tell em niggas, thats like the Biblical scripture
Look back, turn to salt, like the sinners
Most of you heartless and self-centered like Meshach and Mesha
Set up your brother ‘cause you jealous, nigga
The heat back , like you never left, I ever rep
Cops watch every step, six miles and runnin
Dodgin every trap, the rap gingerbread man
Cherish every precious breath, State P, the second gat
Eight miles and runnin, got my seventh album droppin
And my eighth album comin, feeding a thousand growling stomachs—Free!
Six miles and runnin, got my fifth strip poppin
And my first album comin, feeding twenty growling stomachs
Eight miles and runnin, got my seventh album droppin
And my eighth album comin, feeding a thousand growling stomachs—Free!
Six miles and runnin, got my fifth strip poppin
And my first album comin, feeding twenty growling stomachs
Back when nobody would find he had talent, nobody would sign me
Nobody believed in me, nobody but Mommy, blindly
But how can she deny me? Me being the youngest runt
To come up outta her tummy, she got nothing but love for me
When niggas would one me, the industry shunned me
Thats why Im taking all the industrys money
Revenge is sweet honey, we run this
Young is the illest, Free is the future
Beans and Bleek is right now, we can see yall, eight miles, nigga
Eight miles and runnin, got my seventh album droppin
And my eighth album comin, feeding a thousand growling stomachs—Free!
Six miles and runnin, got my fifth strip poppin
And my first album comin, feeding twenty growling stomachs
Eight miles and runnin, got my seventh album droppin
And my eighth album comin, feeding a thousand growling stomachs—Free!
Six miles and runnin, got my fifth strip poppin
And my first album comin, feeding twenty growling stomachs10Embed |
12 Minute Freestyle Lyrics
Ill shove a gun in your grill, greasy and heated
Smothered in hot mustard so when I feed it to you its easy to eat it
You need to be immediately treated
While youre breathing
And youll be leaving the receiving room this evening with Jesus
You hate on us? Well be waiting on eight corners
Swarming your hood with a thousand angry skateboarders
Ill hop in a jeep and slam on the gas and charge you
And bombard you in the car that your mom bought you
Fuck around and get choked and found in a moat
Floating around, drowned, faced-down in a boat
Ill pile five dudes in a Pinto and pull-up to the Seven Mile drive through
At McDonalds and pile-drive you
I got the power to snatch a driver out of his Eddie Bauer
When it drives by me at 90 miles an hour
This place is my house
I might as well erase my face with white-out
Cause yall cant see me like Mases eyebrows
Walking in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces, you say grace and make faces
Ill display hate and break you in eight places
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
Precise aim, ice in my veins, blowing your hand off
Dancing with the Devil leading - I wont die, Im never leaving
I pledge allegiance to forever breathing
Street niggas with nuts, what? My meats bigger
Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
With a deathwish, thinking Im the nigga to mess with
Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil
A follower never had heart, he just loyal
Thugs is glass doors, I see through them, put the heat to them
Be careful you might get what you ask for
Thats what you false ballers get mugged and gagged for
Your life flashing in front of your eyes in fast forward
Dearly departed, I dont even listen to artists
Im pissing the farthest, and Im also hitting the hardest
Im very intelligent
Compare me to cameras
I flash, and shoot what I see, and steady developing
I fly you out of your whip with one try of the trigger
Out of your clique, aint one nigga out of his shit
You gotta be kidding, bring all of them niggas
They all gotta be hit quick, and they all gotta be hitten
Its not a game, and I aint playing
Yo if I aint lived it, did it, or seen it, then I aint saying
I put a hole right in your chest
Stick a knife in your soul
Then take your life after taking your death
Im nice!
That aint even counting the endless bars
Friends with scars, wondering which Benz is ours
Pretending to ball could even be the ending of yall
The minute you fall, my criminals will finish you off
I argue with no one
You got a gun? Alright show one
If you aint got heart now, you aint gon just grow one
Im keeping it raw, illegal like Malik and Jamal
Cause I dont believe in the law, like Im Steven Seagal
Flipping off the police while Im leaping a wall
Take a bunch of Tylenol, then fall asleep in a mall
I got your little son, youll be receiving a call
Youre lucky this little punks still breathing at all
Fuck the world, this how I get even at yall
Pop shit, get rolled up and leave in a ball
I hit you in your mouth and sink your teeth in your jaws
You wont be able to eat shit, not even a malt
This lethal assault, is giving you a reason to stall
Im cocking this deuce-deuce and Im squeezing it off
At the first burp and a fart sniffle a sneeze and a cough
Get your arm chewed off like you was teasing a dog
Im cold enough and hot enough to freeze and unthaw
Ill kick my girl out, in 10 degrees in her bra
Im gonna give it to you straight this time
Lace this bong
Bring it to your face until the Jakes respond
Guard yall shit
I dont care how hard yall hit
I got cats with bats you wouldnt play hardball with
I splatter intestines quick, before you can blast
Or handle your weapon, youll get stabbed in a matter of seconds
We aint worried about threats cause God got us
We popping Cris, yall sipping Moet by-products
I aint scared to die, lets blast, its gonna be either
If you both die then your casket is gonna be deeper
Yo, you aint a Don
You dont even know what beef is
What you competing with, our hittin make concrete give
Yo I came out
Naked at birth, making it worse
Making a verse sacred and shaking the Earth
Niggas got plenty opinions about Royce
But they aint got a voice
Im doper than them, so they aint got a choice
Niggas be playing battle-battle
Not understanding themselves
They babble-babble thats why they stay on the shelves
Playing yourself, Im promising threats to test yall
Keep doing this rap shit until UPS calls
I see why you must hate me
Im sharp enough to cut gravy
Its just crazy, niggas is such babies
Real as they come, dancing
Killing for fun, advancing
Healing my thumb, killing for fun
Cock, squeeze and make every nigga freeze in here
Stop breathing, there better be some cheese in here
If theres any MCs in here, I hope you read me clear
You seeing peace, beef with the Cs in here
Yo you aint fly
I got shit that you cant buy
You cant lie, you drink St. Ides and fake high
Take pie, try to flip it
You dont nothing about that shit
If was you I wouldnt risk it
I wouldnt risk it...
Rappers get hit with this verbal biscuit
Hey yo, yo yo yo yo
Keep the same beat, keep the same beat, keep the same beat
It goes like this yo
My attitude is worse than N.W.A.s was
Ill battle you over stupid shit and diss people
Who aint have shit to do with it, like Cool J does
You see me standing outside of your building; screaming
Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children!
I look at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I dont like rap anyway
Im just trying to get my porno career started
Every place and event..
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson one: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson two: Face em and diss em
Dont give em a demo; kidnap em
And make em come to your basement and listen
Lesson three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
And put yours on the owners table
Lesson four: Know you heard this before:
Hey let me get your number; Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!
Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P and have them come see you perform live
And thats the key, but when you see me on the street; I aint
Givin you shit bitch - dont even bother asking me
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spitting
Cause Im always shitting when Im rapping like Master P
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
My balls broke both of her collarbones
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea
And all three of my main girls said see-ya
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fucking Aaliyah
I splish splash while Im taking a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fucking your wife in the ass
While youre out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
And its like that, and its like that
It dont stop
5-9, Slim Shady yo
The rap auctioneer, spitting out double figures
For fans to repeat, handling heat
The Commander in Chief, I shouldve been banned from the streets
Flee after I stab an MC with twin crutches
Youve been had by the phantom of beef
Release when the paper and pen touches
While yall talking
My venomous rap splits
Get your ass kicked punk
Your kind get offed often
80 niggas deep with heat at the mall walking
Youll either get shot with all barkers
Or get knocked upside your head with big blocks
Till you spit teeth
Youre all soft and up shits creek in a long coffin
I get work without a single fiend involved
Im married to the mob, I mean for real, ring and all
Basically that means I aint your average rap nigga
Youll get slapped and thrown in the back of an Ac bigger
With the latch cracked, trunk open
So you can look up at the stars
Fill your pockets with plastic explosives
Drive to cover, detonate the bomb
Blow you up with the car and flee the scene to cop another
Morph right into the physical form of your spirit
In front of your eyes, and make you battle yourself
Like Shang Tsung with wisdom in the brilliance of a million disciples
Equipped with a right hook to split a building
The pure repper of the African race
Sent here to knock you off your square and put you back in your place
Babylon battalion, holding your engineer ransom
For your master, so I can sabotage your album
Yo, weed lacer, 97 burgundy Blazer
Wanted for burglary, had to ditch the Mercury Tracer
I’m on some loc shit, some fed up with the being broke shit
I’m not to joke with, bitch I don’t sell crack, I smoke it
Having a coke fit, going through withdrawls daily
Shoot-up with mescaline in front of my baby daughter Hailie
My brain’s dusted, I’m disgusted at all my habits
Too many aspirin tablets, empty medicine cabinets
Losing battles to wack rappers cause I’m always too blunted
Walking up in the cypher smoking, talking about “Who want it?”
Thug and a crook; every drug in the book; I’ve done it
My 9’s at your brain, is that you chain? Run it
Crews die from an overdosage of excessive flavor
Aggressive nature got me sticking you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, crystal-meth manufacturer
Stole your momma’s Acura, wrecked it, and sold it back to her
Boosting Nike jackets, escaped from psychiatrics
Told the nurse to save my bed for me, I might be back bitch
So barricade your entrance, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses
Chasing dips – take them on long vacation trips
Kidnapping ‘em and trapping ‘em in abusive relationships
Fuck up your face and lips, slit your stomach and watch your gut split
Cut you with that razor that I use to shave my nuts with
Mama, don’t you cry, your son is too far gone
I’m so high, I don’t even know what label I’m on
I’m fucked up, I feel just like an overworked plumber
I’m sick of this shit, what’s Dr. Kevorkian’s phone number?
Its like this right?
Bust it
You get laced by the gun, in case you try to run
Hatred on my face by the tongue, get baked by the sun
Constructed of interplanetary rock and metal
Topping levels of combustion thats hot enough to stop the devil
Innovative flusher to enemies
The impact will be the generated destructive energy to flatten trees
Black, poised since birth
Birth? Tore the womb up
To hit the Earth like an asteroid and blow the moon up
Trust me, Im the epitome, you better bust me
Any nigga can say fuck me and he gon touch me
Smoking organic ganja inside of a stanza
Me and my man cypher with cans of volcanic lava
Man this is hot, Im out of my shit
From the bottom I can leap out a bottomless pit and land at the top
Raw, thats what I came out here for
To raise and eclipse, and occasional trips to the beer store
And switch-up, the breed of MC to stick a bitch up
Bigger and speed to reach in the sea and pick a fish up
Im fly against all laws of gravitation
I crushed all yall, now you want a collaboration
But fuck that, you stepped up, so Im gonna fuck your rep up
Tear the rest up, with every joint that I press up
Handling heat and ammo, bullets passing me by
Challenging me to battle? Man, you asking to die
Narrow off niggas, squeeze a grenade until its dissolved
Bite the barrel of a revolver and spin it
Nigga forget it, I earned it
I kill you then come to your funeral and strangle you to confirm it
Minds carry malaria, sick
Ask niggas who the best is, youll hear 5-9 in every area
Crushing your head, hunting you dead
You aint nice
I battled you before, I dont remember nothing you said
You was wack, I was gonna quit on it till I thought
My dick is big enough for all of yall niggas to get on it
Making you high off of the smoke, often youre cold
Making yall join that big hip-hop nation in the sky
And its easy believe me, you better have been fronting
When you said you was hot, cause you couldnt please me if you was begging me
Some people say Im strange, I tell them aint shit change
Im still the same lame asshole with a different name
Who came late to the last show with a different dame
Brain ate from the last O that I sniffed of cane
You know youre spaced the fuck out like George Lucas
When your puke is turning to yellowish-orange mucus
So when I grab a pencil and squeeze it between fingers
Im not a rapper, Im a demon who speaks English
Freak genius, too extreme for the weak and squeemish
Burn you alive till you screaming to be extinguished
Cause when I drop the science, motherfuckers tell me to stop the violence
Start a fire and block the hydrants
Im just a mean person, you never seen worse than
So when Slim gets this M-16 bursting
You getting spun backwards like every word of obscene cursing
On the B-side of my first single with the clean version
Stopping your short life when you still a teen virgin
Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon
In the best hospital possible for emergency surgery
To try to stop the blood from your ruptured sternum internally
Ill take it back before we knew each others name
Run in the ultrasound and snatch you out your mothers frame
Ill take it further back than that
Back to Lovers Lane, to the night you were thought of
And cock block your fathers game
Ill plead the fifth like my jaws were muzzled
So suck my dick while I take a shit and do this crossword puzzle
And when Im down with ten seconds left in the whole bout
Im gonna throw a head-butt so hard, itll knock us both out13Embed |
The Real Slim Shady Lyrics
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up
Were gonna have a problem here
Yall act like you never seen a White person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin her butt worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin her over furniture
Its the return of the... ah wait, no way, youre kidding
He didnt just say what I think he did, did he
And Dr. Dre said...nothin you idiots
Dr. Dres dead, hes under the tombstone again
All of these women love Eminem
Chigga chigga chigga Slim Shady, Im sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but hes so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on when you dont let loose
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but cant
But its cool for your mom to cook me a dead moose
Kim never gave me a kiss, Kim never gave me a kiss
And if Im lucky, you might just give Kim a little flip
We aint nothing but mammals -- well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other rappers open like antelopes
But if we can kill animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Im Slim Shady, yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do; so he sucks and so do you
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be weird
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
This woman put me on blast on MTV
Yeah hes cute, but I think hes married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download an audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you made the whole world garbage to me
Im sick of you all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just dont give a stuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
Im like a head trip to listen to, cause Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of yall and I dont gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just crap it
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like his name is Caleb
Its funny; cause at the rate Im going, when Im 30
Every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go
Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Damn it, let’s all stand up2Embed |
Alfred Lyrics
Thus far, this album has provided musical accompaniment to make your passing pleasant
Our next number is designed to drown out the sound of shovels
Music to be buried by12Embed |