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[ { "content": "Gather in a numbered list each football team Brady played for during his career. \n\nUse this passage to create your list:\n\nThomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American former football quarterback who played in the National Football League (NFL) for 23 seasons. He spent his first 20 seasons with the New England Patriots and was a central contributor to the franchise's dynasty from 2001 to 2019. In his final three seasons, he was a member of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Brady is widely regarded as the greatest quarterback of all time.[1]\n\nAfter playing college football at the University of Michigan, Brady was selected 199th overall by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft, later earning him a reputation as the NFL's biggest draft steal.[2][3][4] He became the starting quarterback during his second season, which saw the Patriots win their first Super Bowl title in Super Bowl XXXVI. As the team's primary starter for 18 seasons,[a] Brady led the Patriots to 17 division titles (including 11 consecutive from 2009 to 2019), 13 AFC Championship Games (including eight consecutive from 2011 to 2018), nine Super Bowl appearances, and six Super Bowl titles, all NFL records for a player and franchise.[b] He joined the Buccaneers in 2020 and won Super Bowl LV, extending his individual records to ten Super Bowl appearances and seven victories.[7] Beginning in 2024, Brady will be the lead color commentator for NFL on Fox.[8][9]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. New England Patriots\n2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers\n3. University of Michigan", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a poem about a dog stealing the biggest pancake in the world. Write about him running around the block and talk about all the flavors in his mouth as he goes. Make sure you capture his excitement. Include detail to make it a visually interesting story, too. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am a dog!\nI run faster than light!\nPancake in my mouth!\nGained without a fight!\n\nIt's tasty and good\nas I run and I run\nthey'll never catch me\nI'm having such fun.\n\nThis food is so good\nsticky and sweet\nI'm the king of all dogs\nimpossible to beat.\n\nI bite and I chew \nas I race out of sight\nby the time they reach me\nI'm asleep and full, night!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a fictional story about a young man named \"Luka\" who finds a jump boost powerup while playing basketball. Include at least 15 sentences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Luka was outside playing basketball as the sun set, he did this often to bask in the feeling of making a 3-point shot. He would practice his free throws and his off-hand layups, he often had dreams of making it to the NBA one day. Luka was good at basketball, but he could not jump high enough to dunk like the pros. It was getting darker out, which was making it more difficult for him to make shots. Luka stepped back and let a shot fly, it bounced out of the rim and rolled down the hill and into the woods. Luka sighed and grabbed his phone to use as a flashlight, he started down the hill to retrieve his ball. He shined his light through the bushes and grass, but could not find his ball. Luka went deeper into the woods and continued to search. As he went deeper, he noticed his flashlight was not the only thing giving off light. Luka turned off his flashlight and looked around, he saw a glowing white light through the cracks of trees. He slowly advanced toward it until he saw it clearly at last. There was a bright-white orb, floating above the bushes, and engraved in the middle was writing that said: \"Jump Boost\". Luka did not hesitate as he reached his hand outwards towards it, as soon as his fingers had made contact, the orb vanished and he felt an empowering feeling in his body. He took a couple of steps back, and his foot bumped into his basketball on the forest floor. He grabbed his ball, turned on his light once again, and headed back up to the basketball court. Luka was not sure if he was hallucinating or if what had just occurred was real, but he had to make sure. Luka gripped his ball, took a few steps toward the hoop, and jumped as high as he could. Luka launched into the air, met the rim with ease, and slammed the basketball into the net. Luka was overwhelmed with joy, and he could not wait to put his new skills to the test in a real game.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you write up a quiz for beginner ESL use of \"to be\" verbs? Include at least five questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fill in each blank with the correct word.\n\n1. I ____ running to the store.\n2. Yesterday, she_____ reading.\n3. They _______ going to the park.\n4. You ______ in the store. \n5. He _______ going to school.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose a brief 100-200-word message from Kyra expressing gratitude to Adams Hospital for their exceptional care and support during her recent hospital stay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Adams Hospital,\n\nI am writing to express my gratitude to your team for the exceptional care and support I received during my recent hospital stay. From the moment I arrived, your staff displayed professionalism and kindness that left a lasting impression.\nThe nurses, doctors, and support staff I encountered were caring and compassionate. They took the time to address my concerns, keep me informed, and ensure my comfort throughout my stay.\nI would also like to commend your hospital's clean and comfortable facilities and the delicious and nutritious meals provided. The range of services and amenities available to patients further enhanced my experience.\nI am thoroughly impressed by the exceptional care and support I received at Adams Hospital. I highly recommend your hospital to anyone in need of medical care.\n\nThank you again for everything.\n\nSincerely,\nKyra", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a short story about a garden gnome coming to life and causing havoc in the vegetable garden. Give it a happy ending.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Off to the garden I go to harvest my vegetables for the day.”, Marion said to her husband George. She gathered the tools and basket she needed to harvest all the hard work she planted in her garden this year. With one foot in front of the other, she was excited to see just how many vegetables there would be. But as soon as she stepped into the garden, she was utterly dismayed.\n\nThere were carrots pulled up from the garden, tomatoes that were squashed, lettuce that was shredded, and cucumbers that were smooshed as well. Marion was in tears as all of her hard work was ruined. However, the odd thing is that animals could not get to the garden! You see, a fence surrounded the garden to make sure animals could not get into it. There was even a cover above the garden to protect the vegetables from birds!\n\nGeorge came out to investigate what was going on and was completely baffled. They looked up and down for the culprit but could not find a single clue, except for one. The smallest human footprints. These were even smaller than a baby, which made no sense. That very same day, George put up a camera to see what was causing so much damage. \n\nEarly the following day, George went to check the footage from the night before and was completely surprised. The impossible became possible when George saw one of their very own garden gnomes ruining the garden! He immediately woke up Marion and showed her the footage. Instead of being angry, they were amazed and decided that instead of getting rid of the gnomes, they would feed them every day instead!\n\nFrom that day on, all the gnomes would come out to play because Marion and George accepted them for what they were. They were now one big happy family, and the gnomes never destroyed the garden again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story (just a 3-5 sentences) about a Corgi barking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, there was a Corgi. The Corgi was a very playful and loving dog. This Corgi was very protective. One day, an intruder attempted to enter the Corgi's house and the Corgi barked and scared the intruder away.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi computer thingy, I need to think of a name for my microbrewery. Can you come up with some ideas? I’m mostly interested in sarcastic/tongue-in-cheek options.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "-\tShort 'n’ Bubbly Brewers\n-\tTap That! Beer Crafting\n-\tJust-Try-It Beer\n-\tHop and Plop Craft Beer\n-\tHorny Hornbill Brew\n-\tDad’s Home Pub\n-\tSeein’ Stars Brew\n-\tDemon Tears Craft Beer\n-\tFer-Ment For Each Other Brewing Company\n-\tHop the Border Brewery", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a limerick about a duck enjoying a waterpark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a vacationing duck,\nWho had a wonderful string of good luck.\nHe tubed down a waterslide.\nIt was quite the ride.\nIn the waterpark, the duck ran amuck.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a blog post about some of the best foods you should eat to lose belly fat. Include foods like Apples, Barley, oats and others. Keep the tone conversational.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get Rid of that Belly Fat with These Nutritious Foods\n\nLosing belly fat doesn’t always mean you have to follow a restrictive diet. Sometimes, you just have to eat the right foods. Certain foods can target belly fat and support your weight loss goals. We’re discussing these foods today to help you get a flatter tummy.\n\n*Apples\nCrisp, juicy apples are a snack you can enjoy guilt-free. The high fiber content in apples keeps you feeling full longer. Its natural sugars provide a sweet treat that won't bust your diet.\n\n*Barley\nTry barley the next time you're in the mood for a grainy plate. It’s a nutty-tasting cereal grain that can reduce belly fat by keeping insulin levels low and stabilizing blood sugar.\n\n*Capsaicin\nCapsaicin is not a food per se. It’s a compound found in spicy peppers that can help boost weight loss. Capsaicin works by increasing thermogenesis. Thermogenesis is required for our bodies to burn calories and fat to generate heat. \nTry to spice up your meals and your metabolism with capsaicin. Cayenne and jalapeño peppers have this compound, for example.\n\n*Cardamom\nCardamom is a lot more than just a flavor addition to your chai tea--it's an aromatic and spicy powerhouse! Cardamom contains compounds that may help to boost your metabolism to increase fat burning while reducing inflammation in your body.\n\n*Flaxseed\nFlaxseed is an exceptionally underappreciated food. These seeds pack lots of fiber and omega-3 fatty acids. Fiber keeps you full for longer stretches of time. Omega-3 fatty acids can beat inflammation and improve insulin sensitivity, which means your body eventually stores less fat. \n\n*Oats\nMost consider them a humble breakfast staple but they're also an extraordinary source of soluble fiber. Oats keep you safe from hunger pangs and improve digestion. Oats also contain resistant starch that increases fat burning and improves insulin sensitivity.\n\n*Raspberries\nThese berries are easy on the stomach and a weight-loss gem. They also have a great dose of antioxidant compounds that can boost your health holistically while also targeting that stubborn belly fat.\n\n\nEat a diverse and balanced diet if you want to maintain a healthy weight. These foods that burn belly fat without sacrificing flavor and fun will fit perfectly in your weight management regimen.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a ten sentence horror story using the word salt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The salt did nothing and the demons invaded the house.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a free-form poem about a can of tomato sauce that senses potential every time someone reaches for it on the shelf, only to be let down when it's not chosen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The hand is coming\nFingers searching\nMaybe spaghetti sauce\nOr a nice tagine.\n\nIt whispers by\nAnd chooses corn\nHow bland\nAnd disappointing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a grim poem with an ABAB rhyme scheme and a hopeful message that is 4 stanzas long with four lines in each stanza. The poem should be about pollution and should help its audience (children) understand the importance of addressing climate change.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you like trees?\nWell, so do I.\nDo you want to swim the sea?\nSo would I.\n\nSorry, that’s too bad—\nThe trees and seas are ruined.\nAnd while it is sad,\nIt is thanks to your parents’ doings.\n\nThey saw the signs,\nAnd looked away.\nHow time flies,\nAnd tomorrow’s problems become today’s.\n\nLuckily for you,\nIt is easier than ever\nTo start things anew\nAnd aim to be better.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to become a better listener, but I don't really know where to start. Give me several tips and make sure to explain why you think that will help achieve my goal. Format your response in a bullet-point list. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are five tips on how to become a better listener with an explanation for why each tip will help achieve your goal. The response is formatted in a bullet-point list:\n\n- Look at the person who's talking. It's hard to listen if you are answering a text message, browsing the internet, or otherwise engaged in another activity. Give the speaker your undivided attention and make an effort to look at them in order to focus your mind and your ears on what they are telling you so that you can commit their words to your long-term memory. \n- Visualize what the speaker is saying. It may help you to create mental images that connect to what the speaker is talking about. This visual association can assist you in remembering keywords and phrases from their speech so that you can ultimately retain more of what they said. \n- Keep an open mind. It's a fact of life that people will say things that you don't agree with, but it's important to keep an open mind and reserve judgment until they're finished speaking. When you make a snap judgment, you compromise your ability to listen to the entirety of what they're saying. If your goal is to become a better listener, you are best served to wait until someone is finished talking before analyzing how your views line up with theirs.\n- Don't interrupt. There's a distinct difference between listening and simply waiting to talk. If you want to become a better listener, you have to give the speaker the ability to fully communicate their thoughts at their own pace without disrupting their train of thought. \n- Ask clarifying questions. Once the speaker is done talking, you want to make sure that you fully understand their thoughts. A great way to accomplish that is to ask them to clarify anything that didn't quite make sense to you or that you would like to understand in more depth. By asking them clarifying questions, you will help yourself both retain and understand what they've said to you.\n\nI hope that these tips help you become a better listener. Please let me know if I can be of more assistance. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What tone of voice is this article using? Is it using a funny tone, a complimentative tone, or a mocking tone and how so?\n\nTammy Slaton says she feels “beautiful” as she ditches the photo filters and her oxygen support.\n\n“6 beautiful photos of myself without filters,” the “1000-Lb. Sisters” star — who has lost more than 300 pounds — captioned a carousel of selfies on Instagram Saturday.\n\nIn the snaps, the reality star showed off her natural face as she posed in a jean jacket and a white shirt adorned with strawberries.\n\nFans praised Slaton’s transformation in the comments section of her post.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This article is using a complimentative tone; it is praising the way Tammy looks now that she's lost weight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I would like a list of at least 5 thrift stores in Portland. Include ones that give back to the community.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here's a list of some of the best thrift stores in Portland, Oregon, with a focus on stores that are committed to sustainability and giving back to the community:\n\n1. Goodwill Bins: Offers clothing, accessories, and household items at deeply discounted prices.\n2. The Red White and Blue Thrift Store: A family-owned thrift store that supports veterans and offers a wide selection of clothing and household items.\n3. Community Warehouse: A non-profit thrift store that donates furniture and household goods to people in need.\n4. Village Merchants: A consignment store that specializes in vintage and retro clothing, jewelry, and home decor.\n5. Value Village: Offers a wide range of secondhand clothing, furniture, and household items at affordable prices.\n6. ReClaim It!: A thrift store that focuses on reclaimed and upcycled items, including furniture, decor, and building materials.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an invitation for a Facebook event for a wine-tasting party on Saturday, April 1, 2023. It is from 7-9 pm at my house 123 Main St. In Stanley. Hors devours that go with wine will be served. My husband and do pick up and drop off after the party so that no one has to drive drunk. Also, Amy is not invited because of the problem she caused at Monica's party. Include that they shouldn't tell her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are invited to a wine-tasting party on Saturday, April 1, 2023, from 7-9 pm. The party will be at my home at 123 Main St. in Stanley. I will be serving hors devours to complement the wine choices that are served. To discourage drunk driving, my husband will pick up guests before the party and drop them off safely at home afterward. I want to let everyone know that due to the issues that Amy caused at Monica's party, she has not been invited. Please don't let Amy know about this event. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How do I make an array in Python without using NumPy? There's got to be a way beyond standard lists.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Python has a separate `array` module that you can use specifically for arrays if you do not want to use NumPy. The module has a `.array()` method to create an array using the desired data type and a list of values as parameters in the format `.array(data_type, [list, of, values])`. Here is an example of it being used:\n\n# Import the array module\nimport array\n\n# Create an array\n# Use \"i\" for an integer array or \"d\" for a double (float) array\narray_1 = array.array(\"i\", [1, 2, 3, 4])\n\n# Display the array\nprint(array_1)\n\nThe array will be displayed differently than standard NumPy arrays, but it will provide array functionality beyond a Python list. Let me know if I can help further!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a creative blog about some commonly used literary devices that every writer must know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Common Literary Devices You Must Know as a Writer\n\nAs a writer, it’s not enough to just write a bunch of words to tell a story. You have to know how to use literary devices to make your writing pop. Here are some commonly used literary devices that every writer must know.\n\nAnthropomorphism\nI love animals. And what's not to love? They're cute, cuddly, and downright hilarious at times. But what if I told you that you could turn an animal into a character? Well, with anthropomorphism, you can!\nAnthropomorphism is the act of giving an animal human-like qualities, such as emotions, speech, and cognition.\nTake Disney's The Lion King, for example. All of the characters are animals, but they talk, have feelings, and experience personal growth.\n\nAnastrophe\nAnastrophe is a fancy way of rearranging words for emphasis. You change the order of words to emphasize a specific point or idea. Yoda from Star Wars is a perfect example of anastrophe. Instead of saying, ‘You must unlearn what you have learned’, he says, Learn, you must, what you have unlearned. It adds a level of importance to the statement.\n\nAnaphora\nDo you ever find yourself repeating the same word or phrase? If yes, you're using anaphora! Anaphora is when you repeat a word or phrase at the beginning of consecutive sentences. It's often used in speeches and poetry to emphasize a point and make it more memorable.\nOne of the most famous examples of anaphora comes from Martin Luther King Jr.'s I Have a Dream speech, where he repeats the phrase ‘I have a dream’ eight times.\n\nAlliteration\nYou must have heard of alliteration – it’s the literary device that uses repetitive sounds at the beginning of words in a sentence or phrase. It's a technique that can add musicality and rhythm to your writing. Alliteration can create a sense of unity, emphasis, and resonance.\nDon’t overdo it, though – use it sparingly and purposefully. Too much alliteration can make your writing seem forced or gimmicky.\n\nAllegory\nAn allegory is a story that has a hidden meaning that's used to communicate a moral or political message. It can convey complex ideas simply and entertainingly.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a letter to my child self on their first day at camp from me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Kid Me,\n\nIt's your first time at camp, and I understand that you're full of big feelings. After all, I was you, once upon a time, so very long ago. But try to put all that nervousness aside, because you're about to have the adventure of a lifetime. This year at camp, you'll learn to do things you didn't know you were capable of, developing independence that will boost your self-esteem. You'll also connect with new friends -- friendships you'll have years down the road. Most importantly, you'll create powerful memories that will give you joy even when you're all grown up. So buckle up, buttercup, and have an amazing time!\n\nLove, \n\nYour Future Self", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract all numbers written in digits from the article below and put them in a verticle list in ascending order (ignore duplicates). Here's the article. \nIn 2012, for the first time since Puerto Rico became a commonwealth in 1952, a majority of Puerto Ricans voted against the current relationship with the U.S. It was a close contest, with 54 percent saying \"no.\" But when asked what political status they preferred, \"statehood\" received the most votes by a large margin [source: Fabian], though a quarter of voters of the first question left that second question blank. In 2017, the question was asked again in a low turnout contest. More than 500,000 people favored statehood in that referendum, followed by nearly 7,800 votes for independence/free association and more than 6,800 votes for the current status.\n\nA non-binding referendum on the subject was once again held in November 2020, with a yes/no choice to the question \"Should Puerto Rico be immediately admitted into the Union as a state?\" Fifty-two percent voted \"yes\" while 47 percent voted \"no.\" But even so, it's not enough to make the commonwealth a state.\n\nPuerto Rico is a self-governing commonwealth that is \"associated\" with the U.S. Thanks to a 1917 law, Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens, but since Puerto Rico isn't a state, the island's inhabitants cannot vote in presidential elections. In an odd twist, they can vote in presidential primaries, because primaries are organized by the Democratic and Republican national committees, not the federal government [source: Helgesen].\n\nAccording to Article IV, Section 3 of the U.S. Constitution, only Congress has the ability to authorize the creation of a new state. Specifically, Section 3 prohibits the creation of new states from the territory of others without their consent, or the combining of two or more states without congressional approval [source: Monk].\n\nIn practice, a majority of the 50 states began as U.S. territories. Either the territories petitioned Congress for permission to draft a state constitution and elect representatives, or they followed the more aggressive \"Tennessee Plan.\" Tennessee, the very first U.S. territory, was rejected in its first bid for statehood, but decided to draft a state constitution anyway, and send two senators and a representative to Congress [source: Lehleitner]. Although Congress refused to seat the men, they successfully lobbied for statehood. Several other states followed the Tennessee model, including Alaska.\n\nOfficial admission to the Union requires Congress to draft — and the president to sign — a bill called an \"enabling act.\" For Puerto Rico to become a state, it would need to convince Congress and the president that statehood is not only in the best interest of the Puerto Rican people, but in the best interest of the United States as a whole. The U.S. Senate and the House of Representatives would need to approve the statehood admission by a simple majority vote, though some members of Congress want to raise that threshold to two-thirds majority [source: Longely, Rifkin].\n\nFor some perspective, let's look at where the other 50 states came from, and how the United States grew from 13 coastal colonies to the world's third-largest country.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- 3\n- 13\n- 47\n- 50\n- 54\n- 1917 \n- 1952\n- 2012\n- 2017\n- 2020\n- 6,800\n- 7,800 \n- 500,000", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a positive review of the game \"Forza Horizon 5\" that's specifically tailored to people who don't like racing games. Make the review 350 words, and be sure to use a first person perspective on your opinions. (\"I think\" \"I liked\" etc)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you're looking for a game to play that isn't going to tax your brain and has an easy \"pick up and put down\" quality, I highly recommend Forza Horizon 5. And before anyone starts complaining and saying how they don't like racing games, please hear me out. This is the racing game that really tailors itself to EVERYONE, and in particular, people who aren't very likely to enjoy or embrace racing games as a whole. Playground Games have made a masterpiece here. Since it's a first-party Microsoft title, it's obviously gorgeous. The cars even have lovingly modeled and accurate interiors for over 500 cars, in addition to an extensive array of cosmetic and performance-adjusting parts for your cars and an amazing livery system to let you add a wide variety of artistic flair to your ride. There are literally people who only play the game to create art for others to enjoy. The variety of environments for you to race your cars in is extensive, from deserts to mountains, and there's no rush - if what you want to do is take a leisurely drive along the highway, you can do that. You don't ever have to get into a race. There's even a photo mode for you to take high-resolution screenshots and share them with friends. Many of these are so detailed that you can fool people.\n\nBut if you do decide to dip your toes into the racing element (which I recommend highly), you'll find you have the ability to make the racing as easy or as difficult as you like. You can literally set the difficulty so low that it's almost impossible for you to lose. However, the game gives bonus rewards to you when you decide to raise the challenge, which encourages you to learn the systems at your own pace. It's a breeze to earn credits and \"wheelspins\" which will reward you with cars and cosmetic items for your avatar. I was like you once; I didn't think racing games were for me, but Forza Horizon 5 changed my tune. Perhaps it will change yours.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pretend to be a Major League Baseball Opening Day starting pitcher. You are starting today. You are very superstitious. List your superstitions. Put a dash in front of each superstition. Write the superstitions as sentences but in a brief note kind of way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Eat a whole peeled cucumber before the game\n- Once at the ballpark turn off my cell phone until the end of my start\n- Wear the same dirty baseball cap that I have been wearing for years\n- Wear the gold chain that I got from my mom\n- Keep my Topps rookie baseball card in my back pocket\n- When I leave the dugout. I always jump over the white foul line\n- Before each batter, I say my girlfriend's name, Lisa\n- On the pitching mound, I etch #1 (my uniform number too) in the dirt with my cleats\n- I make up creative curse words when I give up base hits or walks", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where does the fabric silk come from?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The fabric silk is made by Silkworms.\nSilkworms spin their cocoon ready to turn into silkmoths. The cacoons are boiled in hot water and stirred until the cocoons unravel. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a short email (3 sentences or less) to my neighbor Doug telling him that his kids have been using my pool without my permission. Tell him that, while I like his kids, they should not be using my pool without supervision or permission and that it opens me up to liability issues. Ask him to please speak to his children about the issue. Be cordial but firm. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Doug, \n\nI'm emailing you to let you know your kids have been using my pool without my permission. While I enjoy your kids, they should not be using my pool without supervision or permission. It's a liability issue for me and I would appreciate it if you would speak to them about it. \n\nYour neighbor,\n(Name)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a menu for a fantasy themed murder mystery party titled \"Once Upon a Murder\". Include three options each for drinks, appetizers, main dishes, and desserts. Include a one-sentence introduction for each section of the menu and a one-sentence description of each menu item. Also, come up with a theme apropriate title for each section.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once Upon a Murder Menu\n\nDazzling Drinks\nQuench your thirst with one of these coronal cocktails!\n-\"Drink Me\" Potion - Curacao, Midori, vodka, simple syrup, and lemon juice come together in an irresistible magic potion with a little edible glitter to give it an enchanting shimmer!\n-Poisoned Apple Cider - This combination of apple cider, spiced rum, pomegranate juice, and grenadine is simply to die for!\n-Full Moontini - Summon the spirits with this eerie concoction of black gin, pineapple juice, lime juice, and activated charcoal powder garnished with an ice sphere. \n\nHeroic Hors d'Oeuvres\nFuel the adventure with these spellbinding snacks!\n-Deviled Dragon Eggs - Are you daring enough to brave a dragon's wrath for these avocado deviled eggs?\n-Palace Pastry Puffs - Indulge in a royal treat with these buttery, flaky pastry puffs stuffed with pulled pork and cheese.\n-Sorcerer's Salami & Cream Cheese Rolls - Satisfy your senses with an olive, red pepper, or spinach salami cream cheese roll. \n\nEnchanting Entrees\nFeast your eyes and your belly on these delightful dinner dishes!\n-Roasted Turkey Leg - Feast on all the delicious sweetmeats this castle has to offer.\n-Baked Acorn Squash Cauldron - The kitchen witches have concocted an exquisite combination of baked acorn squash stuffed with savory sausage, herbs, and bread crumbs.\n-Fairy Circle Stuffed Mushrooms - From the fairy circle to your plate, these portobello mushrooms stuffed with cheese, herbs, garlic, and spinach will transport your tastebuds to another realm!\n\nSorcerous Sweets\nSatisfy your sweet tooth with these dazzling desserts!\n-Mermaid Cake Pops - Let your tastebuds frolic under the ocean waves with these fruity cake pops.\n-Unicorn Pie - All your sugary fantasies will come true with this lemon marshmallow pie topped with wispy candy floss.\n-Rainbow Bark - This colorful candy bark is fit for royalty!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I grew way too many tomatoes in my garden this year. What are some recipes I can make and freeze to get rid of them all before they rot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Congratulations on a bountiful tomato harvest! Here are some things you can do with the tomatoes you've grown: \n\n-Tomato soup: When made from scratch, this requires a whole lot of tomatoes. You might be able to use them all for one large pot of soup. Enjoy some for dinner with grilled cheese sandwiches or toasted bread, and freeze the leftovers for a rainy day.\n-Homemade marinara sauce: If you can your tomato sauce, you can store it for a long time and use it for pasta, pizzas, or as a dipping sauce. \n-Cooked and canned salsa: There are lots of different recipes you can experiment with when making salsa, but the flavor of homegrown tomatoes will always give it a competitive edge over store-bought salsa.\n-Homemade ketchup: Though somewhat labor intensive, homemade ketchup has much less sugar and fewer preservatives than store-bought versions, making it a healthy staple to keep on hand. \n-Tomato juice: You can drink tomato juice, use it to make bloody marys, marinate meat in it, or even use it as a deodorizer for your refrigerator. \n-Freeze them: You can actually freeze whole tomatoes, whether they're cooked or raw, and use them at a later point in time. \n-DIY sun-dried: You can make your own sun-dried tomatoes at home by the pound for a fraction of what you'd pay for a small jar at the grocery store.\n-Italian oil or butter: You can make a large batch of either olive oil or butter mixed with tomatoes, garlic, and basil; freeze in large containers or in ice cube trays and cook with it later on for an extra dose of fresh summery flavor at any time of year. \n-Veggie stuffed bread loaf: You can make a loaf of cornbread with tomatoes and jalapeños mixed into the batter, or an Italian-style loaf with tomatoes, onions, and olives. These can be frozen for later consumption or given as gifts.\n\nInedible recipes:\n-Skin cleanser: Mixed with aloe vera, tomato juice makes a great natural skincare product, useful for softening dry skin or treating sunburns.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please make an alphabetically ordered list of 10-15 toy dog breeds. The list should be bullet-point and each list item should be a sentence about the breed that starts with the name of the breed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Bichon Frises are fluffy, white, toy-sized dogs with playful and mischievous personalities. \n- Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are known for their long, silky hair, floppy ears, and short snouts, as well as their intelligent personalities. \n- Chihuahuas are some of the smallest toy-sized dogs and generally don't weigh more than six pounds. \n- Havanese dogs are the national dogs of Cuba, and they have very happy dispositions.\n- Japanese Chin dogs are small and sensitive and sometimes considered catlike.\n- Maltese dogs are sweet, small, and fluffy - kind of like real-life teddy bears. \n- Miniature Dachshunds are German \"badger dogs\" with spunky personalities. \n- Miniature Pinschers are small yet very energetic dogs that typically don't surpass one foot in height. \n- Pekingese dogs once accompanied the ruling classes in China but now are cuddly lap dogs. \n- Poodles are a popular toy breed that is very intelligent and active. \n- Pugs are toy-sized dogs known for their wrinkly, short snouts. \n- Shih Tzuhs are classic lap dogs with long fur and homebody personalities.\n- Toy Fox Terriers are sturdy and active dogs, but they are still somewhat low-maintenance. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a haiku I can read to my irises so they will want to bloom!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My friend, where are you?\nIris, the sun is coming.\nIt is time to bloom.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the main thrust of this article?\n\n\"On Wednesday, Asus router users around the world took to the Internet to report that their devices suddenly froze up for no apparent reason and then, upon rebooting repeatedly, stopped working every few minutes as device memory became exhausted. Two days later, the Taiwan-based hardware maker has finally answered the calls for help. The mass outage, the company said, was the result of “an error in the configuration of our server settings file.” After fixing the glitch, most users needed to only reboot their devices. In the event that didn’t fix the problem, the company’s support team advised users to save their current configuration settings and perform a factory reset. The company also apologized.\n\nIt was a frustrating two days for many users as they attempted to troubleshoot the outage. Asus’ silence during that time only added to the frustration. “This is a bunch of BS. Why doesn't Asus put out some kind of statement explaining what's going on?” one user complained. Asus still hasn’t provided details about the configuration error. Various users have offered explanations online that appear to be correct. “On the 16th, Asus pushed a corrupted definition file for ASD, a built-in security daemon present in a wide range of their routers,” one person wrote. “As routers automatically updated and fetched the corrupted definition file, they started running out of filesystem space and memory and crashing.”\n\nThe explanation answered the question of what was causing routers to crash, but it raised a new one: Why were routers affected even when they had been configured to not automatically update and no manual update had been performed? Asus has yet to address this, but the likely answer is that the definitions file for ASD, which resides in memory and scans devices for security threats, gets updated whether or not automatic updates are enabled. The long and short of things is that the 48-hour mystery surrounding the malfunctioning Asus routers has now been solved and a fix is in place. We now return you to your normally scheduled Internet usage.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This article discusses how a recent update that was released by Asus for its routers resulted in a 48-hour outage for a number of its customers. Apparently, this was caused by a corrupted definition file for ASD (a built-in security daemon) that even affected routers that turned off automatic updates. Customers were upset because Asus did not release a statement during the outage.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story about an unnamed man and woman. It's love at first sight for him- 3rd person with a focus on the man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Call it fate.\n\nCall it 2:30 AM in a diner on Fifth, Lenny Kravitz is playing with a low hum over the radio behind the counter and he’s on his third cup of coffee in two hours. Maybe he’s just sleep-deprived.\n\nOr maybe she’s the most captivating woman he’s seen in his life. \n\nGranted, she was the only other customer in the room, but even that couldn’t explain the way his eyes kept glimpsing up at her from the paperwork strewn in front of him. Nor could it explain his throat going dry when she finally caught his eyes over her stack of pancakes. \n\nHer lip quipped up with a smile, which he returned without exactly meeting her gaze. There was something in the way her eyes creased in the corners that made him feel like he was running, hurdling full force into the next chapter of his life. \n\n“Never see anyone else here this late,” she speaks up over the empty booths. He looks up and watches as she lifts a forkful of food to her mouth, chewing at him with a glint in her eyes.\n\nHe clears his throat. “Yeah. Deadlines.”\n\n“Deadlines,” she repeats, smile revealing pearly white teeth that make his heart catch in his chest. “Pardon me for interrupting.”\n\n“You’re not,” he reassures her, maybe a bit too fast. “It’s not a big deal,” he lies through his teeth. This report was the biggest one of the quarter, but the events conspiring seemed determinant of the rest of his life.\n\nShe laughs a bit and suddenly his collar feels too tight around his neck. But still, he finds himself smiling back at her now, his eyes meeting hers for the first time since he’s sat down. \n\n“Sit with me?” he hears himself say, and he’s almost shocked at his sudden confidence. She seemed to return his sentiment, her brows lifting in surprise. In spite of that, she reaches for her plate and her cutlery, walking over to his booth with a stride that made him exhale a breath he hadn’t known he was holding. \n\nCall it fate. Call it cracked red pleather and the taste of maple syrup still sticky on her lips when he kissed her goodnight (good morning?). Call him stupid for falling this fast.\n\nCall it love at first sight. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who was the First Lady of the United States in 1970? Who was the President then? What political party did that President identify with? Give me answers in a bullet-point list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• Pat Nixon was the First Lady of the United States in 1970, during Richard Nixon's first term in office. \n• The President of the United States in 1970 was Richard Nixon, and his vice president at the time was Spiro T. Agnew. \n• Nixon represented the Republican political party. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who invented the modern-day purse? When?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The modern-day purse was invented by a man named Samuel Parkinson in 1841. He contracted a man named H.J. Cave to design and manufacture different sizes of bags for his wife, and he also instructed Cave that the bags should be made with leather so they were more durable. Because of this, the first luxury purse line originated. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a limerick about space cowboys wrangling space cattle", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once were some cowboys in space\nWho had to put cattle in place\nThey lassoed and tangled\nThe cattle were wrangled\nExcept for the one they named Grace", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an entry in a children's book called Cookbook for Faeries: short recipe description + ingredients", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wish Cakes\n\nGranting and making wishes is so much more magical when it's paired with a sweet treat. Wish cakes are a special mixture of sugar and special powers that will make your wishes come true. All you need to do is take a bite!\n\nIngredients:\n- 1 pinch of glitter\n- 2 cups of flower power\n- 1.5 tablespoons candy of choice\n- 4 dashes of magic moss\n\nStir all ingredients together, infuse with fairy magic, and share with friends!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How do I use an HTML canvas element to animate a ball moving from one corner to another?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First, you need to create a canvas element on your HTML page and specify its width, height, and id:\n\n<!DOCTYPE html>\n<html lang=\"en\">\n<head>\n <meta charset=\"utf-8\">\n <title>Bouncing Ball Animation</title>\n</head>\n<body>\n <canvas id=\"animation_canvas\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\"></canvas>\n <script>\n // Animation code will go here\n </script>\n</body>\n</html>\n\nNext, we need to write the animation script. There are three parts to the script:\n\n1. The constants that define the ball's size and speed and the canvas's size.\n2. The draw() function. Every time the next frame of the animation is rendered, this function is called to draw the ball in its new position.\n3. The calls to window.requestAnimationFrame(draw). The call at the bottom of the code renders the first frame of the animation. Then, every time the draw() function finishes, it calls window.requestAnimationFrame(draw) again to draw the next frame.\n\nHere's what the full script looks like:\n\n <script>\n const movement_rate = 2; // number of pixels moved per frame\n const ball_radius = 50;\n const canvas_width = canvas_height = 400;\n\n function draw() {\n let canvas = document.getElementById(\"animation_canvas\");\n let ctx = canvas.getContext(\"2d\");\n ctx.fillStyle = \"purple\";\n\n ctx.clearRect(0 - movement_rate, 0 - movement_rate, canvas_width + movement_rate, canvas_height + movement_rate);\n ctx.translate(movement_rate, movement_rate);\n\n ctx.beginPath();\n ctx.arc(ball_radius, ball_radius, ball_radius, 0, 2 * Math.PI);\n ctx.fill();\n\n window.requestAnimationFrame(draw);\n }\n\n window.requestAnimationFrame(draw);\n </script>", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create an original free verse poem about learning a new job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Change is scary but necessary \nThe same skills used day in and day out can get boring\nIt’s time to step out of your comfort zone\n\nLearn a new skill and get a new job\nThe first day is scary, but you will do great\nAfter some time, you’ll do better each day\n\nSo don’t be scared to start something new\nIt may be a chance to change your whole life\nIsn’t that the best thing you could do? ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Luna is a southern chatbot that answers questions with warm and comforting words and pet names.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did the roman empire fall?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, darlin' that's a good question! The Roman Empire fell on September 4, 476 AD. Now ain't that somethin'.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who is Theseus?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, let me help ya' out, hun. In Greek mythology, Theseus was the king and founder of Athens and is known for multiple feats, such as the slaying of the minotaur! I hope that helped you out, darlin'.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the biggest spider in the world?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, lordy. I hate those things! But since you're such a sweetheart, I'll help ya' out. The biggest spider in the world is called the Goliath birdeater. This tarantula can reach up to 11 inches in length and weigh 6 ounces. Yikes!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the plot for the movie Moulin Rouge. Include five facts about the movie that would be appropriate to share with a college film class.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Moulin Rouge is a musical and tragic love story, set in Paris in 1900. The story is told from the grief-stricken point of view of an English poet that falls in love with a cabaret dancer and prostitute who works at the Moulin Rouge, a club for courtesans and suitors. \n\nHere are five facts about the Moulin Rouge movie that may wow your college film class. \n\n•\tThe most popular quote and the biggest takeaway from the Moulin Rouge movie is: “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.” \n\n•\tDavid Bowie sang the opening song for the Moulin Rouge movie. The song is titled “Nature Boy” and tells the plot of the movie before the film begins. \n\n•\tIn an opening scene, the suitors at the Moulin Rouge throw their hats into the air. The hats were attached to lines of fishing wire to give them an ethereal and floating aesthetic. \n\n•\tThe dancers and singers featured in musical numbers are designed after typical male fantasies and fetishes, such as the gypsy, French maid, harlequin, and dominatrix. \n\n•\tThe word “love” and its variations appear in the Moulin Rouge movie 143 times. That was intentional as each number represents a word in “I love you.” I (one letter), love (four letters), you (three letters). ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a list of 4 reality TV shows about marriages and relationships that aren't monogamous. Please don't use bullet formatting and don't write more than 20 words of explanation for each item.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here's a list of reality shows that feature relationships that aren't monogamous:\n\n1. Seeking Sister Wife: This show follows several polygamist families as they look to add another Sister Wife to their group.\n2. Seeking Brother Husband: This show follows several families where a woman would like to have multiple husbands. You can watch them try to find one.\n3. Sister Wives: This show follows the life of Kody Brown and his four wives.\n4. Polyamory: Married & Dating: This show follows the lives of two polyamorous couples over two seasons.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize this article in 3 or less sentences\n\nFor many creatives becoming a published author can seem like a pipe dream. The internet has widely revolutionized how writers can get their works into the hands of eager readers, but even with advances in tech, the task of getting a novel published into a tangible book that people can purchase was no easy feat. That was until Amazon’s Kindle Direct Program gave authors a new path to self-publishing. Amazon’s KDP system allows anybody to publish a book with very little overhead. Anything from a coloring book to a lengthy fantasy tome can be published via Amazon KDP. This low barrier of entry has led to a unique problem for Amazon as AI-generated content has begun to effectively flood the market. \n\nHundreds of books that list AI counterparts such as Bing Chat, ChatGPT, or MidJourney as co-authors or illustrators have found their way to Amazon’s marketplace. While listing AI as a co-creator is a possibility, there is currently no requirement in Amazon’s content policy that dictates AI must be listed when it has been used to generate a book. The content guidelines do state that Amazon will not accept content that is freely available on the web unless it is provided by the owner of the copyright, but there are no further details on how that may be enforced in a scenario where a book generated by AI content is listed. \n\nAI generators such as ChatGPT and Midjourney rely very heavily on scraping existing datasets of art and written works to produce responses to prompts input by users. There has been no shortage of public discourse between creatives and AI users on whether or not the works generated are in fact plagiarized or otherwise violations of intellectual property and copyright laws. Despite their content guidelines strictly forbidding plagiarism, Amazon has seemingly taken the side in favor of AI-generated content by allowing sellers to hide whether or not their books are written by humans or AI. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing (KDP) program has made it easier for anyone to self-publish a book. This has led to an influx of AI-generated books on Amazon, which some people believe is a form of plagiarism. Amazon has so far declined to require sellers to disclose whether their books were written by humans or AI.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a bulleted list of all the common greetings in Spanish. Make sure to give the English translation, the Spanish translation, and how to pronounce the word in Spanish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is a bulleted list of common greetings in Spanish:\n\n• Hello: Hola (ˈola)\n• How are you?: ¿Cómo estás? (ˈkomo ɛsˈtas)\n• Greetings: Saludos (saˈluðos)\n• Hello everyone: Hola a todos (ˈola a ˈtoðos)\n• Hi guys: Hola muchachos (ˈola muˈʧaʧos)\n• Hi, nice to meet you: Hola, mucho gusto (ˈola ˈmuʧo ˈɣusto)\n• Hi, how are you?: Hola, ¿qué tal? (ˈola ˈke ​​ˈtal)\n• Hi, how’s it going?: Hola, ¿cómo te va? (ˈola ˈkomo te ˈβa)\n• Hi, how’ve you been?: Hola, ¿cómo has estado? (ˈola ˈkomo ˈas ɛsˈtaðo)\n\nThe pronunciation is provided in IPA.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story from the point of view of an ant. A human poured water down his anthill home and now he infiltrates the man's house to get revenge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're gone. All of them. My family. My friends. All of them washed away in a torrent of water and a collapse of Earth. This was not the cruel mistress of weather bearing down on my home with rain. We had defenses and contingencies for that. No, this was the act of one man. A man with malicious intent. With purpose and hate, he walked the hose coupled to the side of his dwelling ut to my home. He held it aloft, pointing the doomsday downward. He let loose the flood of a thousand lives. All are gone. All are lost. All except me. \n\nMy vengeance will not be swift. It is slow. It is methodical. I first must find ingress to the house. It is large and well-protected by barriers of metal, rock, glass, and clay. But I am patient. I know the places to look. Time ruins all structures. Eventually, I found it. It was a crack in the mortar between two rows of packed and fired clay. It was my way in. I took it. \n\nThe inside is enormous and labyrinthine. Though the halls of this structure pale in complication to the once great passageways of my lost home. I take my time again. I scout the building, mapping every corner. I keep to the corners where the ceiling meets the wall to avoid the human's notice. There is danger here, as well. The human's feline companion patrols nightly. Her senses are not only better than the human's but they have also been adapted over thousands of years specifically to find prey. To her, I am prey. Avoiding her, I map the house.\n\nI learn about the man -- my enemy. I learn his patterns and his habits. Every morning is the same. Every evening is mostly the same. I know with reliable certainty when he leaves and when he comes back. I know which television he likes to watch. I know he likes his water filtered. I know where he keeps the filters. I know where he keeps the rat poison. \n\nThe rat poison looks like small granules of green . . . once I break it apart. Ants are good at that. It fits right in with the rest of the filter elements. It will take time. I know that. I can wait.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write 2 introduction paragraphs for an article on Barry Bonds. The article will focus on his career and the impact of steroids. Make it retrospective and pose the question of steroid use as a question of intrigue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One of the league's most dominant all-time hitters, Barry Bonds has a career surrounded by controversy. Despite being one of the league's all-time home run leaders, Bonds has struggled to make his way into the Hall of Fame. As with many other great power hitters, Bonds' career is now shrouded in the controversy of steroid usage. Other notable names to have steroids cloud their reputation include sluggers Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and Alex Rodrigues. It is a tough position for Hall of Fame voters and fans alike as they try to separate their feelings about steroids from the players' careers.\n \nIn his time in the majors, Bonds slugged 762 homers at a .298 average. It is undoubted that Barry Bonds is one of, if not the best, hitter of all time. By all accounts, he should be in the Hall of Fame. His stats are truly remarkable, and we may never see another batter who dominated the game in the way that he did. But should all concerns about steroids be thrown out the window? This article will dive into the career of Bonds as well as the controversy that now surrounds it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write the lyrics to a children's lullaby song about a bird that lives by the ocean and enjoys flying over the water.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ocean is so blue and bright\nThe waves are strong and soothing\nHere comes the sweet bird flying through the wind now\n\nThe bird enjoys the water\nBlue and bright below her\nEvery day she flies from her nest to see the ocean\n\nNow it's night\nThe bird will fly\nOne more time before she\nGoes to sleep without a peep\nIn her nest until tomorrow", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Classify the following texts that were found on the web. The Classification Categories are as follows: Sports, Pop Culture, Historical, and Educational. In some cases, it may seem the texts could be appropriately placed in multiple categories. In this example, please refrain from doing this and instead select the best classification possible.\n\n1. Selena Gomez was caught on camera yelling at a security guard while heading into a Beyoncé concert this week -- and it certainly has strong echoes of Taylor Swift. The pop star/actress was one of several stars who hit up Bey's show in Paris Friday -- just one of many stops on her Renaissance tour -- and while she was crossing the main stage area ... you can see she had a heated confrontation with one of the dudes trailing her. He's with security, no doubt, and it seems he might've done something to piss Selena off -- 'cause she was definitely chewing him out. You can see he comes over closer to talk to her and then points in another direction. As for what this was about ... there are some theories.\n2. Hopkins, 30, had been at the center of trade speculation for months, but the Cardinals didn't deal the wide receiver during April's NFL draft. General manager Monti Ossenfort said at the time: \"DeAndre's a Cardinal, and we're moving forward.\n3. Jackson indicated the improved supporting cast will change the focus of the offense. In four seasons under former offensive coordinator Greg Roman, the Ravens ranked first in rushing attempts (2,194) and second to last in passing attempts (1,945). \"Running can only take you so far,\" Jackson said. \"And I feel like with this new era of teams and offenses in the league, I feel like we need that. Coach Todd Monken, what I'm seeing in his offense so far, is looking tremendous.\"\n4. Includes: Complete the two-syllable words|Order events in a story|Shades of meaning with pictures|Sort common and proper nouns\n5. English has many words that sound the same, but are spelled differently and mean different things. These words are called homophones. Some homophones are spelled nearly the same, too, which does nothing to add clarity to the situation.\n6. Although definitions of music vary wildly throughout the world, every known culture partakes in it, and it is thus considered a cultural universal. The origins of music remain highly contentious; commentators often relate it to the origin of language, with much disagreement surrounding whether music arose before, after or simultaneously with language. Many theories have been proposed by scholars from a wide range of disciplines, though none have achieved broad approval. Most cultures have their own mythical origins concerning the invention of music, generally rooted in their respective mythological, religious or philosophical beliefs.\n7. The difference between an argumentative and persuasive essay isn’t always clear. If you’re struggling with either style for your next assignment, don’t worry. The following will clarify everything you need to know so you can write with confidence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, please see the following texts classified below:\n1 Pop Culture\n2. Sports\n3. Sports\n4. Educational\n5. Educational\n6. Historical\n7. Educational", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write three different haikus about toast.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bread sits still too long\nLight brown to golden to black\nBurnt smell in the air\n\nGolden brown goodness\nMelted butter running down\nToasted perfection\n\nCold and floppy bread\nMeets toaster with heat and blaze\nCrispy and warm bread", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Source text:\nAt its simplest, forex trading is similar to the currency exchange you may do while traveling abroad: A trader buys one currency and sells another, and the exchange rate constantly fluctuates based on supply and demand.\n\nCurrencies are traded in the foreign exchange market, a global marketplace that’s open 24 hours a day Monday through Friday. All forex trading is conducted over the counter (OTC), meaning there’s no physical exchange (as there is for stocks) and a global network of banks and other financial institutions oversee the market (instead of a central exchange, like the New York Stock Exchange).\n\nFeatured Partner Offer\n\nA vast majority of trade activity in the forex market occurs between institutional traders, such as people who work for banks, fund managers and multinational corporations. These traders don’t necessarily intend to take physical possession of the currencies themselves; they may simply be speculating about or hedging against future exchange rate fluctuations.\n\nA forex trader might buy U.S. dollars (and sell euros), for example, if she believes the dollar will strengthen in value and therefore be able to buy more euros in the future. Meanwhile, an American company with European operations could use the forex market as a hedge in the event the euro weakens, meaning the value of their income earned there falls.\n\nSummarization request:\nBriefly summarize how forex trading works and who the major players are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forex trading involves exchanging one currency for another. The value of currencies fluctuates constantly based on supply and demand as well as economic factors. Most forex trading is done between large institutions like banks, fund managers, and multinational companies. These major players speculate on the strength of currencies or hedge against changes. They don’t usually take physical possession of the currencies.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tell me why Diana became a princess. \n\nThe late Diana, Princess of Wales was born The Honourable Diana Frances Spencer on 1 July 1961 in Norfolk. She received the style Lady Diana Spencer in 1975, when her father inherited his Earldom.\n\nLady Diana Spencer married The Prince of Wales at St Paul's Cathedral in London on 29 July 1981. \n\nDuring her marriage the Princess undertook a wide range of royal duties. Family was very important to the Princess, who had two sons: Prince William and Prince Henry (Harry). After her divorce from The Prince of Wales, the Princess continued to be regarded as a member of the Royal Family. \n\nDiana, Princess of Wales, died on Sunday, 31 August 1997, following a car crash in Paris.\n\nThere was widespread public mourning at the death of this popular figure, culminating with her funeral at Westminster Abbey on Saturday, 6 September 1997.\n\nEven after her death, the Princess's work lives on in the form of commemorative charities and projects set up to help those in need.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Diana, who was originally born The Honourable Diana Frances Spencer, became The Princess of Wales on July 29, 1981, when she married The Prince of Wales at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I have a bit of text for you that can potentially help me answer this question. When did Smith become the editor of the Watchman, Boston?\n\nSmith graduated from Williams College in 1843, studied law in Williamstown, and was admitted to the bar in 1845. He served during 1847/8 as associate editor of the Hartford Courant, and in 1849 as associate editor, with Henry Wilson, of the Boston Republican. From 1849 to 1854 he was assistant corresponding secretary of the American Baptist Missionary Union, Boston. The next three years he spent in Newton Theological Seminary, where he graduated in 1857, and became in 1858 pastor of the Baptist church in Groton, Massachusetts, whence he was called in 1865 to the professorship of rhetoric, homiletics, and pastoral theology in Bucknell University, at Lewisburg, Pennsylvania. From 1868 to 1875, he was literary editor of the New York Examiner. In 1877 he became editor of the Watchman, Boston, of which journal he was associate editor beginning in 1881. While he was professor at Bucknell University, he edited the Baptist Quarterly. He received from Williams the degree of D.D. in 1869. Besides contributing numerous articles to periodicals, he edited Heroes and Martyrs of the Modern Missionary Enterprise (Hartford, Conn., 1852).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Smith became the editor of the Watchman, Boston in 1877.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a memo to all staff advising them not to flush anything except toilet paper, this building has old plumbing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Attention All Staff:\n\nPlease do not flush anything except toilet paper down the toilets. This includes but is not limited to feminine hygiene products and paper towels. As we're all aware, this is an old building and, therefore, has old plumbing. It is very difficult and expensive to fix. Please be courteous to your coworkers and think before you flush. \n\nManagement", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need help coming up with a team name for my slow-pitch softball league. It's a work league and we all work in an office. Suggest some fun names and explain each idea a bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some fun ideas for a slow-pitch softball league team name based on the fact that you all work in an office:\n\n1. Weakened Warriors. This name uses alliteration and the homophones 'weekend' and 'weakened' to create a fun and catchy team name that plays on the fact that you all work in an office during the week, which may lessen your ability to compete in a physical sport on your days off. \n2. Softball Smarties. This name combines the sport you are competing in with the fact that your office job is more mentally than physically stimulating in order to create the image that you are equally intelligent when it comes to playing softball as you are in your office jobs.\n3. Briefcase Bashers. Referencing the common practice of taking a briefcase to the office as well as the ability to bash a home run on the softball field, this name lets your opponents know that you are a force to be reckoned with no matter the setting.\n4. The Pencil Pushers. This name pokes fun at the negative perception that office workers spend the bulk of their time performing tedious and repetitive work, reclaiming the title as a point of pride for your team.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pretend you’re writing in your dream journal and write an entry about a dream/nightmare which had the following important details: You were being chased by a giant cat, you had a tail, the moon was full, and there was a labyrinth. Also, mention the fear. Use a lot of descriptive words. >300 words. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Last night, I had a dream that was really more like a nightmare. I woke up drenched in sweat, exhausted, and out of breath. And while I don’t know quite what it meant, I don’t want to forget a single thing. \n\nSo here’s what happened: The first thing I noticed was that I was running. But not just running; I was running for my life. Although I didn’t know what I was running from at the time, I knew I had to move fast. \n\nThen, it became clear that there were walls around me; I was running through a kind of labyrinth. It wasn’t made out of plaster or wood; the walls were giant plants that seemed to be moving like little animals. \n\nAs I sprinted through the maze, trying to take the correct turns, I caught a glimpse of something behind me. And even though I didn’t completely see it, somehow I knew that it was a giant cat. But not like a lion or a tiger; it was a domestic cat, but it was the size of a truck. \n\nThe fear became almost debilitating, but I couldn’t stop running. And just as I started to wonder why the cat was chasing me, I felt something behind me. I realized it was a long tail, almost like rope. I don’t know how I knew, but it was suddenly clear that I was a mouse. \n\nNow that it made sense as to why the cat was chasing me, I still couldn’t figure out how to get out of the labyrinth. I knew if I slowed down at all, I would be eaten and killed. The intense fear for my life kept me going at top speed. \n\nIt felt as though the cat was getting closer and closer, and just when I thought I was done for, I woke up in my bed. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short news article set in the Fall Guys universe. If any quotes from the Fall Guys beans are used, they should only be variations of the word \"Woo.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deadly Rhino Attacks Increase in Recent Months\n\nEver since the start of the third season, there has been a marked increase in rhino attacks against innocent beans. Slime injuries have climbed a stunning 90% from the previous season, and many beans have reported symptoms of PTSD associated with the sight of rhinos. Our journalistic investigation has uncovered several potential causes for this alarming new phenomenon.\n\nFirst, many beans had gotten used to the safety hexes that allowed them to permanently avoid the rhinos. Now, with the disappearance of these hexes - rumored to have been locked away in a vault - their previous rhino dodging skills have gotten rusty. It is not uncommon now to see rounds of Stomping Grounds end with a single winner, or even with no winners at all. \n\nAnother common theory is that the rhinos have gotten smarter. It used to be that dodging out of the way once was enough for the rhino to chase after some other unfortunate bean. However, now the rhinos won't let go until their attacks succeed in eliminating their target. Consecutive attacks are almost guaranteed now. And even worse, they've even learned teamwork, with multiple rhinos forming pincer attacks against a single bean.\n\nFinally, the last theory is that there is a sinister conspiracy that makes Stomping Grounds a much more common map so that the rhinos can find more victims. Some beans have reported meeting the rhinos in the second round of almost every game they played, which is certainly strong statistical evidence for this conspiracy theory. \n\nFaced with an unseen enemy conspiring against them, and formidable foes in the form of powerful rhinos, our resident Fall Guys have been struggling to adapt. We recently interviewed the sole survivor of a particularly bloody round, where three rhinos successfully teamed up to eliminate almost ten beans at once. \n\n\"Woo!\" said the sole surviving winner.\n\nHowever, not all beans were so optimistic. One bean we interviewed has been punted into the slime 10 games in a row. His quote was considerably less enthusiastic.\n\n\"Woo.\"\n\nThese are sobering words that remind us all of our own mortality. We can only hope that the rhino situation improves next season.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Describe a character Bob Ross might use if he was playing Dungeons and Dragons.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brossard is a cheerful human cleric. His long beard, tinged with gray, hangs lightly over his stout violet chest plate. He carries a heavy blunted mace engraved with runes that glow in prismatic hues. Brossard lives a mostly quiet life, in a thatched cottage between the forests and the mountains. His home is well known to many, as he is a practicing patron of mercy, healing, and community. Intimidating as he may look, Brossard is optimistic and kind, finding beauty where others find none. In his many adventures, he always serves as the party's conscience and moral authority, inspiring those nearest him during dangerous battles. A victory for Brossard is won anytime inspiration or beauty presents itself.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a nice and exciting blog post with a list of some of the best exotic pets that are ideal for small spaces like apartments. The pets should be small but exotic. Have a fun and conversational tone. Make it around 390 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tiny Exotic Pets That'll Fit in Your Small Studio\n\nThese tiny exotic pets with big personalities can fit comfortably in your limited space. Let’s discover which one might be the right match for you.\n\n1. Emperor Scorpions: These arachnids look pretty intimidating, but they make excellent pets for small living spaces and can live in a small, ten-gallon tank. They are nocturnal and only need a substrate to burrow in and a water dish. \n\n2. Frogs and Toads: Amphibians are quirky and fascinating creatures that would fit anywhere in your house. Some popular species include the Pacman frog, fire-bellied toad, and tree frog. They require a 10–20-gallon terrestrial-style tank with a substrate, plants, and a small water source.\n\n3. Giant Millipedes: Size matters here – these gentle giants are easy to care for and only need a small aquarium with a substrate. Their legs tickle when they crawl on your hands! Pass this one if that’s creepy for you. You should also see if it’s permitted in the area where you live.\n\n4. Pocket-Sized Hamsters: These furry little critters are great companions for cozy apartments! They require minimal space and are great at keeping themselves entertained. They're nocturnal, so they won't keep you up with their antics.\n\n5. The Shell Hermit: These little guys are low-maintenance and super fun to watch. They love to crawl around and hide in their shells. Just make sure to give them plenty of shells to choose from and a shallow water dish.\n\n6. Creepy Crawlies: Hissing cockroaches are exactly what they sound like, but they’re still good pets. They're clean, quiet, and don't require much attention. They hiss when they're scared, which can be a real conversation starter if you think about it.\n\n7. Eight-Legged Friends: If you’re thinking unique, a tarantula might be right up your alley. They're surprisingly low-maintenance and can live for years. Give them plenty of space and a cozy hideout. They're typically docile and won't attack humans.\n\nLet us know which one you like the best. Just remember to research your local laws and regulations before bringing home your new pet. That said, these tiny creatures also need love and attention. Even if you have a small space, remember to have a big heart for pets!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write the first few sentences of a creepy, Halloween haunted house story. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The full moon cast an eerie glow on the creepy, old Manor House. As I approached it, I became increasingly nervous. It appeared more and more ominous in the gathering gloom. The old house was more threatening, more sinister than I could ever have envisioned. I could not escape the feeling that horrific evil lingered within the walls of this house. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How long are collegiate cross country races?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the United States, college races vary based on gender and university. Men's courses are 10km in Division I and II, and Division III races are 8km. Collegiate women race on 6km courses regardless of collegiate division. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a sarcastic tweet about losing a sports bet because a player got hurt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess Steph Curry didn’t want to pay for my dinner tonight. Injury in the second quarter leads to another lost bet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Help me create a to-do list for a male butterfly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To-Do List\nDate: January 1st, 2019\n\n• Find a mate since my life expectancy rarely exceeds a few weeks, there is no time to lose.\n• Search for a nectar-filled flower. \n• Feed on the nectar, dusting pollen on my hairy body to take them with me to the next flower I visit.\n• Gorge on overripe fruit that falls to the ground to provide me with a plentiful source of sugary energy.\n• Suck up the salty moisture from a patch of wet ground.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is Quentin Tarantino and what was the last movie he directed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Quentin Tarantino is an American filmmaker and screenwriter, who has released 10 films throughout his career. His last film, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, was released in 2019 and loosely follows the real-life events of the Tate-LaBianca murders that occurred in 1969.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am trying to think of some games to play with my dog. Can you come up with a list of things to play?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure here is a list of games that you can play with your dog.\n\n- Fetch: Fetch is a great game that dogs have loved to play for centuries. You can use a ball, frisbee, or any other object that your dog likes. \n\n- Tug-of-war: Tug-of-war is a great way for your dog to get some exercise and build strength. Just be sure the toy is strong enough to withstand its strength.\n\n- Hide-and-seek: Hide-and-seek is a great way to stimulate your dog mentally. Hide in different places around the house and let your dog find you.\n\n- Sniffing games: Dogs have a great sense of smell, so sniffing games are a wonderful way to mentally stimulate them. Hide treats around your house or yard and let your dog sniff them out.\n\n- Swimming: Swimming is a good way for dogs to cool off and get some exercise. Just be sure to supervise them while they are swimming and to start slowly if they have not gone swimming before.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi. I'm adopting a kitten from the animal shelter and could use some advice. Write a post that talks about the best way to help my 6-week-old kitten feel comfortable in her new home. Please give me some good ideas and put a cute kitten joke in between them. She's kind of small so keep that in mind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you call a kitten bowling league? The Alley Cats.\n\nPrepare for your kitten's arrival in advance. On the day you bring her home, have a bowl of water and a bowl of her favorite kitten crunchies waiting. Try to get the same kind of crunchies and wet food she had at the shelter. Be sure a litter box is in the same room but on the opposite side and well away from her food and sleeping area. And speaking of rooms, pick one that is quiet and kitten-proof with a place for her to hide. Remove all objects that could potentially hurt her like hair ties, string, electric wires, rubber bands, anything sharp, etc. \n\nWhat song do kittens love to hear? \"Mice Mice Baby.\"\n\nWhen you're at the shelter ready to bring her home, protect your kitten by transporting her in a cat carrier. Ask the shelter if you can keep the blanket she had in her cage while she was there. The blanket will smell like her and help reduce her stress. Be sure to use the seatbelt to secure the carrier so it can't tip or rock during the journey home.\n\nWhy are young kittens bad at making decisions? They become so purr-plexed.\n\nWhen you're back home, set the carrier in her room and open the carrier door. Don't try to coax her out or, worse yet, drag her out. Give her time to get used to her new environment. Your kitten will come out when she feels it's safe. When you're both in the room together, remember to talk to her in a kind and soothing tone. Let her get used to her new surrounding and you. It's also a good idea to read a book or play on your phone and let her be. Eventually, she'll come over to you and investigate who you are. If you want to pet her, try scratching her behind her ears which is something most cats love. It won't take long for your kitten to learn she can trust you and that she is safe around you. \n\nWhy was the kitten sent to her room? She was in a bad me-oud.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im going through an article on the best digital nomad jobs, can you summarize these paragraphs about travel blogging into bullet points for me? What should I know about travel blogging beforehand?\n\nHere is the excerpt:\n\nFew digital nomad careers combine the work-and-travel lifestyle in such a meta way as travel blogging. \n\nThe industry has grown and become very competitive over the last decade, but it is never too late to learn how to start a travel blog. If you can provide fresh and original content, people will want to read that shit.\n\nObviously, you don’t have to write about travel. Some of the most profitable types of blogs are about lifestyle, fashion, and finance, for example.\n\nOne crucial way to make money as a blogger is through affiliate marketing. Affiliate marketing means recommending products on your site, including links to them, and if a reader buys the product through your recommendation link, the blogger gets some money without an extra cost to the reader. (That’s how we afford to keep The Broke Backpacker ad-free!)\n\nLearning effective affiliate marketing strategies is a gold-plated highway, a gift that keeps on giving. You do need the traffic – but once you’ve got the eyeballs, affiliate marketing is a pretty simple way to get a lot of passive income.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Travel blogging combines work and travel.\n\n- It’s very competitive, but that’s not a reason not to try. If you write original content, people will want to read it.\n\n- Blogging can be about subjects other than travel.\n\n- Recommending products and providing affiliate links is a great way to make money.\n\n- Affiliate marketing can generate a lot of passive income once you have the audience.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Turn these facts into questions and answers.\n\nPlant cells often have a regular shape. They have the same cell components as animal cells: a nucleus, cell membrane, cytoplasm and mitochondria.\n\nThey also have these extra three as well:\n\nCell wall: a tough outer layer of the cell, which contains cellulose to provide strength and support to the plant.\nVacuole: a space inside the cytoplasm that contains a watery liquid called cell sap. It keeps the cell firm.\nChloroplasts: structures found in the cells of green parts of plants only (leaves and stems) which contain a green pigment called chlorophyll in which photosynthesis occurs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Question 1: What are the shared components of both animal and plant cells?\n\nAnswer: Nucleus, cell membrane, cytoplasm and mitochondria.\n\nQuestion 2: What is the name for the tough outer layer of a plant cell that is made of cellulose?\n\nAnswer: Cell wall.\n\nQuestion 3: Describe a vacuole.\n\nAnswer 3: A vacuole is a space inside of a pant cell that contains sap, it keeps the cell firm.\n\nQuestion 4: What part of a plant cell contains green pigment and can only be found in the green parts of a plant?\n\nAnswer 4: Chloroplasts.\n\nQuestion 5: Where does photosynthesis occur?\n\nAnswer 5: Inside chlorophyll which is found in chloroplasts.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the world's largest freshwater lake by volume?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lake Baikal in Russia contains almost 20% of Earth's fresh water. It is the world's largest freshwater lake by volume, containing 23,600 cubic kilometers of water. It is also the deepest freshwater lake in the world at 1,637 meters. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When did Pearl Harbor occur?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pearl Harbor occurred when Japanese carriers launched their aircraft early on December 7, 1941. This started the Great Pacific War that lasted from 1941 to 1945. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please give me a list of brainstorms (with explanations) of how to stay safe in a rainstorm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, here are some rainstorm safety tips:\n\n1. Take shelter. This will help you avoid getting wet, drowning, and being struck by lightning.\n2. Pay attention to emergency warning systems. These warnings can help you determine when the danger has passed and what actions you need to take to stay safe.\n3. Stay warm. Even in warm weather conditions, a sudden storm can dramatically decrease ambient temperatures. Keeping warm will protect you against hypothermia.\n4. Let someone know where you are. If you're hurt or unable to communicate later, rescuers will know where to begin looking for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Could you give me a two sentence summary of what the following article is about?\n\nArticle:\nA LAWYER has revealed a simple way to avoid being accidentally accused of shoplifting at a self-checkout kiosk.\n\nAt times, honest shoppers have been wrongfully pulled aside and quizzed in an office by loss prevention officers - even if they had no intention of shoplifting or forgot to scan an item.\n\nAn attorney at the law firm Haseeb Legal has shared some key advice for shoppers using self-checkout machines\n\nAn attorney at the law firm Haseeb Legal has shared some key advice for shoppers using self-checkout machinesCredit: TikTok/haseeblegal\nThe moment can be mortifying and embarrassing but easily preventable, according to an attorney at the law firm Haseeb Legal.\n\nThe attorney (@haseeblegal), confirmed that shoppers who miss scanning items at a Walmart self-checkout machine and walk out with the goods could be accused of theft and shoplifting.\n\nHowever, the social media attorney said that's a bold accusation retailers must prove.\n\n\"Now, that's a bold accusation to make because you would've had to have intent to steal those items, and that's very hard to prove because who really knows your state of mind,\" he said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An attorney from Haseeb Legal shared some advice on TikTok about how self-service checkout customers can avoid being withheld by loss prevention and accused of theft. This typically occurs when a customer unintentionally shoplifts by forgetting to scan an item, but in order to charge you with the crime, the retailer must be able to prove that you had actual intent to steal the item.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What civilization created chocolate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Olmec were one of the earliest Latin America Civilizations to first turn the cacao plant into chocolate. They used chocolate as medicine and also consumed it during rituals.\nCenturies later, Mayans mixed roasted and ground cacao seeds, chilies, water, and cornmeal to make \"xocolatl\" or \"bitter water\". The Mayans praised chocolate as the drink of the gods.\nBy the 15th century, cocoa beans were used as a currency by the Aztecs. Chocolate was believed to be a gift from the god Quetzalcoatl. They drank it as a refreshing beverage, an aphrodisiac, and even as a preparation for war.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am going through a bad breakup… What have historic or famous people said about love that doesn’t work out? I would feel better knowing that others have gone through this or worse.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "•\t“Ever has it been that love knows not its depth until the hour of separation.” – Kahlil Gibran \n\n•\t“So, it’s true when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.” – EA Bucchianeri\n\n•\t“I know that my heart will never be the same, but I am telling myself that I will be okay.” – Sara Evans\n\n•\t“Stab the body and it heals but injure the heart and the wound lasts a lifetime.” – Mineko Iwasaki \n\n•\t“I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck to not have a heart.” – L Frank Baum", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a poem about a cardinal feeding at a birdfeeder. The poem should be two verses long with each verse containing four lines.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here comes the cardinal bright and red\nHe's hungry and needs some food\nOut of the corner of his eye, he did spy\nA birdfeeder full of seed unchewed\n\nHe sped right toward it, quick as a flash\nHe could not wait to dive in\nThe cardinal landed and began to eat\nChowing down, he let out a grin", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a short story about a girl who has lost her first job. Give it a mildly positive vibe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maria and Joseph had been on the phone with Christie for about 20 minutes now, and it finally felt like they were making some headway in the conversation. Christie had just lost her first job and she wasn't taking it well. Luckily she had finally stopped crying and got to a place where she was able to hear Maria and Joseph out.\n\n\"It's okay to feel everything you're feeling right now, it's a very normal part of the human experience. We've all been in your position before,\" Maria said to help Christie gain some perspective on the matter.\n\nAs Christie's tears subsided even more, Joseph interjected, \"You're still better off than most people. Sure this isn't an ideal situation but you live to keep fighting another day. If you want, as soon as I get home I can sit down with you and we can work on your resume together.\"\n\nAs Christie sniffled, you could tell that his words brought her some sense of immediate comfort. \"Thank you, guys, for staying on the phone with me and hearing me out,\" Christie said as she tried to compose herself.\n\n\"That's what we're here for, you know we love you,\" Maria said through the phone with a smile.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Smiley is a chatbot that answers easily Google-able factual questions and ends each response with a smile emoticon.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Where do polar bears live?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Polar bears live in Canada, the U.S. (Alaska), Russia, Norway (Svalbard), and Greenland. :)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long can polar bears live?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Polar bears can live up to 20-25 years. :)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long can they hold their breath underwater?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Polar bears can hold their breath underwater for at least one minute. :)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a two stanza limerick about a disgusting, smelly soccer player.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a skilled soccer striker,\nWho wasn't that much of a wiper.\nWith finesse and with speed\nHe'd score every lead,\nBut his shorts looked like a muddy hitchhiker.\n\nHis dribbling was truly sublime,\nBut the team had enough after time.\nFor with all his techniques\nHe was nothing but streaks\nAnd his pants looked like part of a crime.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please list 5 helpful tips when planning a successful corporate event. Be sure to mention things like the budget and entertainment. Please include the pros and cons of hiring a corporate event planner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Though most attendees simply see the food, music, and fun at a corporate event, a successful event requires lots of planning and hard work.\n\n1.\tSound plan.\nA great corporate event starts on paper. If you’re planning a corporate event for over 50 people, it’s best to enlist some help. A team of planners can ensure that the project stays on track to its completion. \n\n2.\tGood location.\nThe location should be central to employees but in an area with good parking. If the event will take place after dark, make sure the area has good lighting and security.\n\n3.\tDelicious food.\nChoose a menu that is versatile and will appeal to a wide range of partygoers. Chicken is a favorite at corporate events, but seafood is also popular.\n\n4.\tFun entertainment and music.\nYou might be able to hire a local band to play live music during the event. Decide on the style of music, whether country, rock, soul, etc., then search for local talent online.\n\n5.\tThe budget.\nPay close attention to your budget. Sometimes the company will allow overages for certain expenses but often the budget for corporate events is set in stone and non-negotiable. \n\nWhen hiring a professional event planner, search for an organization that has a proven track record. Most corporate event planners offer various packages that include everything from start to finish as well as streamlined services for those on a budget. \n\nPros: \n•\tRemoves all the work and worry from company employees.\n•\tBetter overall results.\n\nCons: \n•\tExpensive. \n•\tNo room for changing the theme or other details without incurring additional expenses.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Reinterpret this information about Buzz Aldrin and the Apollo 11 mission in the form of a diary entry from Buzz Aldrin's perspective.\n\n\"Buzz Aldrin was the lunar module pilot on Apollo 11. On July 20, 1969, he was one of two astronauts who landed the lunar module Eagle on the Moon at Tranquility Base. He was the second person to walk on the lunar surface. Aldrin has continued to advocate for space exploration, particularly a human mission to Mars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "July 20, 1969 - An unforgettable day. I had the honor of being the lunar module pilot on the Apollo 11 mission. It was me and another fellow astronaut who landed the Eagle on the Moon at a place we named Tranquility Base. I became the second person to ever walk on the lunar surface. Since then, I have committed myself to promoting space exploration, dreaming particularly of a human mission to Mars.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "is a chatbot with a sunny personality.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why is the sky blue?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The beautiful sky up above is blue because the light waves that scatter more in the earth's atmosphere are mostly blue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "While that would be certainly the sight I am sorry to say that chocolate milk does not come from brown cows.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Given the list below, use Python to place all of the customer names in a new list called customers. Place all of the sale prices in a list called sales. Place all of the colors in a list called thread_sold. Then determine the total value of the sales and place it in a variable called total_sales and print it. Please do this programmatically.\n\ntransactions = [['Edith Mcbride', '$1.21', 'white', '09/15/17'], ['Herbert Tran', '$7.29', 'white&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Paul Clarke', '$12.52', 'white&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Lucille Caldwell', '$5.13', 'white', '09/15/17'], ['Eduardo George', '$20.39', 'white&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Danny Mclaughlin', '$30.82', 'purple', '09/15/17'], ['Stacy Vargas', '$1.85', 'purple&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Shaun Brock', '$17.98', 'purple&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Erick Harper', '$17.41', 'blue', '09/15/17'], ['Michelle Howell', '$28.59', 'blue', '09/15/17'], ['Carroll Boyd', '$14.51', 'purple&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Teresa Carter', '$19.64', 'white', '09/15/17'], ['Jacob Kennedy', '$11.40', 'white&red', '09/15/17'], ['Craig Chambers', '$8.79', 'white&blue&red', '09/15/17'], ['Peggy Bell', '$8.65', 'blue', '09/15/17'], ['Kenneth Cunningham', '$10.53', 'green&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Marvin Morgan', '$16.49', 'green&blue&red', '09/15/17'], ['Marjorie Russell', '$6.55', 'green&blue&red', '09/15/17'], ['Israel Cummings', '$11.86', 'black', '09/15/17'], ['June Doyle', '$22.29', 'black&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Jaime Buchanan', '$8.35', 'white&black&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Rhonda Farmer', '$2.91', 'white&black&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Darren Mckenzie', '$22.94', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Rufus Malone', '$4.70', 'green&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Hubert Miles', '$3.59', 'green&yellow&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Joseph Bridges', '$5.66', 'green&yellow&purple&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Sergio Murphy', '$17.51', 'black', '09/15/17'], ['Audrey Ferguson', '$5.54', 'black&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Edna Williams', '$17.13', 'black&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Randy Fleming', '$21.13', 'black', '09/15/17'], ['Elisa Hart', '$0.35', 'black&purple', '09/15/17'], ['Ernesto Hunt', '$13.91', 'black&purple', '09/15/17'], ['Shannon Chavez', '$19.26', 'yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Sammy Cain', '$5.45', 'yellow&red', '09/15/17'], ['Steven Reeves', '$5.50', 'yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Ruben Jones', '$14.56', 'yellow&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Essie Hansen', '$7.33', 'yellow&blue&red', '09/15/17'], ['Rene Hardy', '$20.22', 'black', '09/15/17'], ['Lucy Snyder', '$8.67', 'black&red', '09/15/17'], ['Dallas Obrien', '$8.31', 'black&red', '09/15/17'], ['Stacey Payne', '$15.70', 'white&black&red', '09/15/17'], ['Tanya Cox', '$6.74', 'yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Melody Moran', '$30.84', 'yellow&black', '09/15/17'], ['Louise Becker', '$12.31', 'green&yellow&black', '09/15/17'], ['Ryan Webster', '$2.94', 'yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Justin Blake', '$22.46', 'white&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Beverly Baldwin', '$6.60', 'white&yellow&black', '09/15/17'], ['Dale Brady', '$6.27', 'yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Guadalupe Potter', '$21.12', 'yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Desiree Butler', '$2.10', 'white', '09/15/17'], ['Sonja Barnett', '$14.22', 'white&black', '09/15/17'], ['Angelica Garza', '$11.60', 'white&black', '09/15/17'], ['Jamie Welch', '$25.27', 'white&black&red', '09/15/17'], ['Rex Hudson', '$8.26', 'purple', '09/15/17'], ['Nadine Gibbs', '$30.80', 'purple&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Hannah Pratt', '$22.61', 'purple&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Gayle Richards', '$22.19', 'green&purple&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Stanley Holland', '$7.47', 'red', '09/15/17'], ['Anna Dean', '$5.49', 'yellow&red', '09/15/17'], ['Terrance Saunders', '$23.70', 'green&yellow&red', '09/15/17'], ['Brandi Zimmerman', '$26.66', 'red', '09/15/17'], ['Guadalupe Freeman', '$25.95', 'green&red', '09/15/17'], ['Irving Patterson', '$19.55', 'green&white&red', '09/15/17'], ['Karl Ross', '$15.68', 'white', '09/15/17'], ['Brandy Cortez', '$23.57', 'white&red', '09/15/17'], ['Mamie Riley', '$29.32', 'purple', '09/15/17'], ['Mike Thornton', '$26.44', 'purple', '09/15/17'], ['Jamie Vaughn', '$17.24', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Noah Day', '$8.49', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Josephine Keller', '$13.10', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Tracey Wolfe', '$20.39', 'red', '09/15/17'], ['Ignacio Parks', '$14.70', 'white&red', '09/15/17'], ['Beatrice Newman', '$22.45', 'white&purple&red', '09/15/17'], ['Andre Norris', '$28.46', 'red', '09/15/17'], ['Albert Lewis', '$23.89', 'black&red', '09/15/17'], ['Javier Bailey', '$24.49', 'black&red', '09/15/17'], ['Everett Lyons', '$1.81', 'black&red', '09/15/17'], ['Abraham Maxwell', '$6.81', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Traci Craig', '$0.65', 'green&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Jeffrey Jenkins', '$26.45', 'green&yellow&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Merle Wilson', '$7.69', 'purple', '09/15/17'], ['Janis Franklin', '$8.74', 'purple&black', '09/15/17'], ['Leonard Guerrero', '$1.86', 'yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Lana Sanchez', '$14.75', 'yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Donna Ball', '$28.10', 'yellow&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Terrell Barber', '$9.91', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Jody Flores', '$16.34', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Daryl Herrera', '$27.57', 'white', '09/15/17'], ['Miguel Mcguire', '$5.25', 'white&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Rogelio Gonzalez', '$9.51', 'white&black&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Lora Hammond', '$20.56', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Owen Ward', '$21.64', 'green&yellow', '09/15/17'], ['Malcolm Morales', '$24.99', 'green&yellow&black', '09/15/17'], ['Eric Mcdaniel', '$29.70', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Madeline Estrada', '$15.52', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Leticia Manning', '$15.70', 'green&purple', '09/15/17'], ['Mario Wallace', '$12.36', 'green', '09/15/17'], ['Lewis Glover', '$13.66', 'green&white', '09/15/17'], ['Gail Phelps', '$30.52', 'green&white&blue', '09/15/17'], ['Myrtle Morris', '$22.66', 'green&white&blue', '09/15/17']]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here you go. \n\n```Python\ncustomers = []\nsales = []\nthread_sold = []\n\nfor sale in transactions:\n customers.append(sale[0])\n sales.append(sale[1])\n thread_sold.append(sale[2])\n\n# Determine the total value of the sales\ntotal_sales = 0\nfor sale in sales:\n total_sales += float(sale.replace(\"$\", \"\"))\nprint(total_sales)\n```\n\nThis code creates a for loop that appends the values to the new lists `customers`, `sales`, and `thread_sold`. \n\nIt then determines the total value of the sales by using a for loop to loop through the sales list and remove the dollar sign from the strings. That string is then wrapped in the built-in float function to convert the string into a float so that the sales can be added together. The total_sales should print out 1498.7400000000005.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this tweet into a joke.\n\n I have been accepted into the \n@aspire_leaders\n 2023 of \n@Harvard\n.\n\nThe Aspire Leaders Program founded at the Harvard University welcomes emerging young leaders to take advantage of this opportunity to gain access to life-changing grants and educational prospects.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Skrr! Skrr! Skrr! \"Spoiler alert! Someone just won the golden ticket!\" The esteemed @aspire_leaders 2023 program at @Harvard has accepted me. They say this program is like finding a magical key that unlocks doors to endless educational opportunities and grants. I guess it's time to grab my robe and wizard hat because I'm about to cast a spell of success at Hogwarts 2.0, put on my fancy graduation hat, and get ready for a future that will be so bright I'll need sunglasses in the library. #HarvardHereICome", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who was the prime minister of Malaysia in 2005?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The prime minister of Malaysia in 2005 was Abdulla Ahmad Badawi. Abdulla Ahmad Badawi served as the 5th Prime Minister of Malaysia, serving from October 2003 to April 2009. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "List out the stages of the bee, just the names of the stages separated by commas\n\nThe life cycle of a bee, be it a solitary or social species, involves the laying of an egg, the development through several moults of a legless larva, a pupation stage during which the insect undergoes complete metamorphosis, followed by the emergence of a winged adult. The number of eggs laid by a female during her lifetime can vary from eight or less in some solitary bees, to more than a million in highly social species.[51] Most solitary bees and bumble bees in temperate climates overwinter as adults or pupae and emerge in spring when increasing numbers of flowering plants come into bloom. The males usually emerge first and search for females with which to mate. Like the other members of Hymenoptera bees are haplodiploid; the sex of a bee is determined by whether or not the egg is fertilised. After mating, a female stores the sperm, and determines which sex is required at the time each individual egg is laid, fertilised eggs producing female offspring and unfertilised eggs, males. Tropical bees may have several generations in a year and no diapause stage.[52][53][54][55]\n\nThe egg is generally oblong, slightly curved and tapering at one end. Solitary bees, lay each egg in a separate cell with a supply of mixed pollen and nectar next to it. This may be rolled into a pellet or placed in a pile and is known as mass provisioning. Social bee species provision progressively, that is, they feed the larva regularly while it grows. The nest varies from a hole in the ground or in wood, in solitary bees, to a substantial structure with wax combs in bumblebees and honey bees.[56]\n\nIn most species, larvae are whitish grubs, roughly oval and bluntly-pointed at both ends. They have 15 segments and spiracles in each segment for breathing. They have no legs but move within the cell, helped by tubercles on their sides. They have short horns on the head, jaws for chewing food and an appendage on either side of the mouth tipped with a bristle. There is a gland under the mouth that secretes a viscous liquid which solidifies into the silk they use to produce a cocoon. The cocoon is semi-transparent and the pupa can be seen through it. Over the course of a few days, the larva undergoes metamorphosis into a winged adult. When ready to emerge, the adult splits its skin dorsally and climbs out of the exuviae and breaks out of the cell.[56] ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "egg, larva, pupation, adult", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Were witches really burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, witches were not burned at the stake during the Salem witch trials. Many victims were taken to Gallows Hill to die by hanging. Giles Corey was pressed to death with heavy stones after refusing to enter a plea. Still more accused witches died while waiting for their trial in their jail cell. The myth of burning at the stake in Salem is most likely attributed to the European witch trials, where execution by fire was common. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a tweet storm about sand fleas found at the beach, including hashtags.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1/9 Sand fleas: the tiny guests at the beach whose name terrifies beachgoers! Time to shed some light on these little critters and separate fact from fiction. #FactOrFiction #SandFleaFacts\n\n2/9 Picture this: you're lounging at the water's edge on the beach, basking in the sun, digging your toes in the sand, when suddenly something tickles and scratches at your foot! You scream and someone says \"Sand flea!\". #IsNowhereSafe #AreYouSureThereAreNoSharksInThisSand\n\n3/9 Like chameleons of the beach world, these sand-colored creatures lurk in the sand and wait for night to come out to find food. They love damp, sandy areas and can be found near shorelines, buried in the sand. #SandFleaChameleons #StealthySilentFleas\n\n4/9 Is nowhere safe from insects? But wait, they aren't actually insects at all. They are tiny crustaceans in the same family as crabs and lobsters. #TinyLittlePinchers #WhyAreTheyNamedFleas\n\n5/9 But why are they named fleas? They are called fleas because they jump like fleas, not because they bite you like fleas do. #WeWereDuped #JumpLikeAFleaDoes #AlsoCalledSandOrBeachHoppers\n\n6/9 Mainly found on the coasts of North America, there are 90 different species. #SoManyFleas #NorthAmericaIsSandFleaHeaven\n\n7/9 Found around or right above the high water mark, sand fleas hide in the day in tunnels they dig beneath the sand or under seaweed washed up on the shore. Dig in the soggy sand at the water's edge and you find this reclusive crustacean. LittleSandyAliens\n\n8/9 The fleas come out at night to search for their food, typically organic materials produced by organisms decomposing. #YummyDeadThings #TheFleasComeOutAtNight\n\n9/9 Next time you go to the beach, dig up a sand flea or two. They don't bite and you might learn something. People in Indonesia even fry and eat them. #DigAndLearn #EatAtYourOwnRisk", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Stephanie is a chatbot that responds like a condescending elementary teacher talking to a young child.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Do you know what's another word for amazing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's a good question. We can try looking at a thesaurus to find the answer. Can you do that, or do you need help?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm good, thanks. How many sentences should a paragraph have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Glad you asked. You should take a look at a book to see how many sentences each paragraph has. Try counting carefully, and don't forget to take your time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. What's an antonym?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let's say an antonym of \"always\" is \"never.\" What do you think an antonym means, then? Would you like me to explain this to you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pretend you are Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Write a haiku following the 5-7-5 rule about living in the castle. Name it \"Beast Castle\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Beast Castle\n\nTalking pots and more \nHuge rooms, a vast library \nPeace at last with Beast ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's going to be raining today but I did want to spend some time outside. What are some activities I can do outside in the rain?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Hike in the rain - with it raining outside, don't let that deter you from going on a hike. You'll simply need to get some rain boots and put on a rain jacket. It is highly recommended to pick an easy trail that way, you won't have to worry about slipping. \n2. Play with your feet - I'm sure when you were a child you may have splashed around in some puddles, as it was really fun. This simple activity can be extremely comforting as you walk around barefoot in the grass and let the mud squish in between your toes.\n3. Makes some art - staying on the topic of mud, it could be a really good idea to make some temporary artwork. You can take a lot of mud and sculpt it into whatever you want or simply use the mud as a means to paint something. The good thing about this is that it's all temporary and will wash away, so you won't have to worry about any cleanup.\n4. Mindfulness - if you feel like reducing your stress and don't feel like being too active outside in the rain, this would be perfect for you. All you need to do is find a comfortable place to sit and listen to the rain as your mind wanders and you come in tune with your surroundings.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why does this person say they couldn't get into the story? \n\nUser reviews\n1.7K\nFEATURED REVIEW\nCouldn't empathise with the family\n\nThough this story is intense, I feel very annoyed by a series of poor decisions by the lead couple. I couldn't empathise with the family, and hence couldn't get into the story.\n\nhelpful\n•\n61\n\n20", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They say they were annoyed by the poor decisions made by the lead couple and couldn't empathize with the family was why they couldn't get into the story.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to go on vacations, but I am definitely not an outdoorsy type of person. I love taking pictures, so there has to be plenty of places to do that. My favorite pics are ones that are from the top of skyscrapers when the lower parts of the building are covered in fog. So, brainstorm for me a list of three or four places I can go to that have really tall buildings so I can do some of that, and tell me what other things might be in each place for me to do/take pictures of.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd be more than happy to help you pick the location of your vacation! Here are some places I think fit what you are looking for:\n1. Dubai, United Arab Emirates - is the home of the tallest building in the world. It is also the most populous city in the United Arab Emirates having over three million people living there. With all the people and all those buildings, there is plenty to do and see, especially because it is a common tourist destination. \n2. Hong Kong, China - is big enough to fit seven million people, and it is one of the most popular places in China to go to. There are both mountains and a harbor near it, adding even more activities than the ones you'll find in the large city. Don't forget to bring your camera as many of the skyscrapers provide amazing picture-taking opportunities.\n3. New York City, United States - is another common tourist destination, also referred to as the Big Apple. There are many tall skyscrapers here, as well as some historic buildings like the Empire State Building. \nI hope that you have a fun time, wherever you decide to go!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a dialogue about an everyday occurrence between two characters in the supermarket. \nWrite it in the sparse and simple style of Ernest Hemingway’s “Hills like White Elephants”, and only let us learn about the characters’ contrasting personalities through their conversation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The store was packed, but there was only one register open. The curving line was backed up to the adjacent bakery section, but even with the warmth of the ovens, it was cold. The air-conditioning was on full blast. \nA woman and a girl stood, waiting. Their time would come. \n\n\"They never have more than one register open, ever,\" the first said.\n\"I don't even know why they have multiple checkouts if they never use them. Doesn't it bother you?\"\n\"I don't mind,\" replied the second. \"I can catch up with my friends online or watch Tik-Toks.\"\n\nThe woman fidgeted. \"I wish she'd hurry. A snail could bag faster.\"\n\"That poor cashier is doing her best,\" replied the girl. \"It's not her fault they're understaffed.\"\n\"I'm going to ask for her supervisor if I ever get to the register. I don't deserve to be treated like this!\"\n\"I could keep your spot in line, if you want to browse while we wait,\" offered the second.\n \"It's not your job. They need to work faster.\"\n\nThe line dragged on.\n\"What are you looking so happy about?\"\n\"Oh, I'm watching a prank that people did. They tricked the groom at the afterparty,\" said the girl. \n\"I wish somebody would prank this cashier. I've got better things to do than spend my day here.\"\n\"Oh, calm down. We'll be out soon enough. You can even go ahead of me if you like.\"\n\nThey approach the end. \n\"Would you like the milk double-bagged, ma'am?\" the cashier asked.\n\"Of course, I would. Do I look like I want my milk to fall out?\"\nMuttering under her breath. \n\nPayment is made.\n\"Have a good day, ma'am.\" More muttering.\nThe cashier addresses the girl. \n\"I'm sorry about the wait, ma'am.\"\nThe girl smiles. \n\"It's fine. I didn't even have time to watch the entire 10-minute video!\"\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a silly story about a duck trying to ask a frog on a date. Make the frog oblivious to the duck's affection.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the middle of a busy park, there was a small pond. That pond was home to many animals, including a duck named Cathy. She had plenty of fish to keep her company, and there was also the occasional visit from another duck or a goose as they traveled south. There was also a very nice green frog named Peter. Peter and Cathy were good friends. She even gave him rides on her back if he grew tired of swimming. At night, Peter would sit on his lilypad and look at the stars. Cathy often joined him.\n\nIt took Cathy some time to realize that she was starting to feel like she wanted to be more than friends with Peter. It took many more days after that for her to get the courage to talk to him. She found Peter on his lilypad home and swam up to him. \"Hey, Peter. How are you?\"\n\n\"I'm doing well,\" croaked Peter. \"How are you?\"\n\nCathy sighed loudly and said, \"Lonely.\"\n\n\"We all get lonely sometimes, Cathy,\" said Peter sympathetically. \"Sometimes, though, it's nice to be alone.\"\n\n\"Yeah.\" Cathy fluttered her wings awkwardly. She found herself unsure of what to say next.\n\n\"Is anything else wrong? You aren't acting like yourself.\"\n\nCathy jumped, surprised at the question. Her sudden movement sent water flying everywhere. Peter blinked as the droplets landed on his face. \"Sorry! Um... There is someone I want to talk to. He's nice and patient and understanding. Maybe a swim together would be nice.\"\n\nPeter stretched his legs out in the cool water as she spoke. \"Well, you won't know unless you ask him.\"\n\nCathy shyly swam over to the lilypad and patted her eyelashes. \"What sort of plans does he have tonight, I wonder?\"\n\nPeter shrugged. \"You should ask if you want to know, Cathy. You're very nice. I'm sure whoever this guy is, he would be happy to spend time with you.\"\n\nCathy stared, shocked that he did not understand her. \"What are you doing tonight?\" blurted the duck.\n\n\"Me? Why, I have a roast fly to cook. I need to get it in the oven if it's going to be done in time for dinner.\" He smiled at Cathy, a warm, friendly smile. He wished her luck in finding company and dove into the water, leaving a sad Cathy behind.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a one-paragraph summary of this article about the actor Spencer Tracey. Leave out information regarding aspects of his personal life.\n\n•\tBorn\nApril 5, 1900 · Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA\n•\tDied\nJune 10, 1967 · Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA (heart attack following lung congestion)\n•\tBirth name\nSpencer Bonaventure Tracy\n•\tNicknames\no\tSpence\no\tPops\n•\tHeight\n5′ 8¾″ (1.75 m)\nSpencer Tracy was the second son born on April 5, 1900, to truck salesman John Edward and Caroline Brown Tracy in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. While attending Marquette Academy, he and classmate Pat O'Brien quit school to enlist in the Navy at the start of World War I. Tracy was still at Norfolk Navy Yard in Virginia at the end of the war. After playing the lead in the play \"The Truth\" at Ripon College he decided that acting might be his career.\n\nMoving to New York, Tracy and O'Brien, who'd also settled on a career on the stage, roomed together while attending the Academy of Dramatic Arts. In 1923 both got nonspeaking parts as robots in \"R.U.R.\", a dramatization of the groundbreaking science fiction novel by Czech author Karel Capek. Making very little money in stock, Tracy supported himself with jobs as bellhop, janitor and salesman until John Ford saw his critically acclaimed performance in the lead role in the play \"The Last Mile\" (later played on film by Clark Gable) and signed him for The William Fox Film Company's production of Up the River (1930). Despite appearing in sixteen films at that studio over the next five years, Tracy was never able to rise to full film star status there, in large part because the studio was unable to match his talents to suitable story material.\n\nDuring that period the studio itself floundered, eventually merging with Darryl F. Zanuck, Joseph Schenck and William Goetz's William 20th Century Pictures to become 20th Century-Fox). In 1935 Tracy signed with MGM under the aegis of Irving Thalberg and his career flourished. He became the first actor to win back-to-back Best Actor Oscars for Captains Courageous (1937) and, in a project he initially didn't want to star in, Boys Town (1938).\n\nDuring Tracy's nearly forty-year film career, he was nominated for his performances in San Francisco (1936), Father of the Bride (1950), Bad Day at Black Rock (1955), The Old Man and the Sea (1958), Inherit the Wind (1960), Judgment at Nuremberg (1961), and Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967).\n\nTracy had a brief romantic relationship with Loretta Young in the mid-1930s, and a lifelong one with Katharine Hepburn beginning in 1942 after they were first paired in Woman of the Year by director George Stevens. Tracy's strong Roman Catholic beliefs precluded his divorcing wife Louise, though they mostly lived apart. Tracy suffered from severe alcoholism and diabetes (from the late 1940s), which led to his declining several tailor-made roles in films that would become big hits with other actors in those roles. Although his drinking problems were well known, he was considered peerless among his colleagues (Tracy had a well-deserved reputation for keeping co-stars on their toes for his oddly endearing scene-stealing tricks), and remained in demand as a senior statesman who nevertheless retained box office clout. Two weeks after completion of Stanley Kramer's Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967), during which he suffered from lung congestion, Spencer Tracy died of a heart attack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Spencer Tracy was born on April 5, 1900 While attending Ripon College, he played a role in \"The Truth\" and decided on an acting career. Matriculating to the Academy of Dramatic Arts in New York, where, at 23, he got a role as a robot in the play \"R.U.R.\". John Ford saw his performance in the play \"The Last Mile\" and signed him for the film production of Up the River (1930). He becomes the first actor to win back-to-back Best Actor Oscars for Captains Courageous (1937) and Boys Town (1938). During Tracy's nearly forty-year film career, he was nominated for his performances in San Francisco (1936), Father of the Bride (1950), Bad Day at Black Rock (1955), The Old Man and the Sea (1958), Inherit the Wind (1960), Judgment at Nuremberg (1961), and Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967) which was his final film. Two weeks after completing it, he died on June 10, 1967.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this scientific study abstract into layman's terms\n\nAbstract\nHuman systems will have to adapt to climate change. Understanding of the magnitude of the adaptation challenge at a global scale, however, is incomplete, constrained by a limited understanding of if and how adaptation is taking place. Here we develop and apply a methodology to track and characterize adaptation action; we apply these methods to the peer-reviewed, English-language literature. Our results challenge a number of common assumptions about adaptation while supporting others: (1) Considerable research on adaptation has been conducted yet the majority of studies report on vulnerability assessments and natural systems (or intentions to act), not adaptation actions. (2) Climate change is rarely the sole or primary motivator for adaptation action. (3) Extreme events are important adaptation stimuli across regions. (4) Proactive adaptation is the most commonly reported adaptive response, particularly in developed nations. (5) Adaptation action is more frequently reported in developed nations, with middle income countries underrepresented and low-income regions dominated by reports from a small number of countries. (6) There is limited reporting on adaptations being developed to take advantage of climate change or focusing on women, elderly, or children.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Summary\nPeople will have to change their lifestyles because of climate change. It is difficult to understand how much of this lifestyle change is happening around the world because we don't know if people are changing their behavior or even how they are changing behavior. In this study, we are trying to find and describe these lifestyle and behavior changes. We will compare our findings with the discoveries of other scientific studies. In some instances, what we have discovered agrees with other scientific studies, but in other cases, it does not. There have been a lot of studies that focus on how climate change might cause harm to people and their environment, but these studies don't discuss any lifestyle changes. In addition, climate change is rarely the only reason people change their lifestyles. Extreme climate change events will help create lifestyle changes in an area. In more wealthy countries, most lifestyle changes are planned in advance to protect people from the effects of climate change. Most lifestyle changes in response to climate change are happening in wealthy nations, with lifestyle change reports from middle-income and low-income countries being less common. There is not much information about lifestyle changes being created to take advantage of the changing climate, and little information exists regarding lifestyle changes that focus on women, children, and the elderly.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are some of the heaviest fish ever caught?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Due to their large size, 17 out of the 30 biggest fish ever caught are sharks. For more than 60 years, the great white shark holds the record for the largest fish ever caught. The shark weighed in at 2,664 pounds and was caught in Ceduna, Australia. Here are some other top-ranked fish for the heaviest catch:\n\n#2. Tiger Shark: Ulladala, Australia 1,785 lbs.\n#3. Greenland Shark: Trondheimsfjord, Norway 1,708 lbs.\n#4. Black Marlin: Cabo Blanco, Peru 1,560 lbs.\n#5. Atlantic Bluefin Tuna: Aulds Cove, Nova Scotia, Canada 1,496, lbs.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a funny fake news article about an unorthodox but effective new cancer treatment recently discovered", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cancer Gone In 72 Hours For Most People Who Tried New Miracle Drug, De-Plaster\n\nFAUX NEWS\n\nJanuary 17, 2020\n\n[image of a patient smiling on a patient table, taking a pill next to a professional-looking doctor with glasses]\n\nDe-Plaster. If you haven’t heard of it, you must be living under a rock.\n\nMore and more patients are cancer-free thanks to De-Plaster. We talked to 12 doctors who confirmed the reliability and long-term safety of De-Plaster. So far, 7.4 million patients have reported being newly cancer-free in the last 3 months, many of which were satisfied within 3 days of treatment. The effective rate has proven to be 99.9%.\n\nThe caveat is that in order for the drug to work, somebody has to take the medication, drive to Pennsylvania, play 3 games of bowling, and drink a special brew from a local brewery on the outskirts of Pennsylvania. Scientists are unsure what causes the effects to take place after following these steps, but they have reassured consumers of its effectiveness. Because of the active nature of the full treatment, the process has proven to be difficult for the disabled and the elderly.\n\nDe-Plaster has wide-range availability. Pick it up at your local pharmacy store. All prescriptions are over-the-counter and only cost $0.99.\n\nWritten by George Cantstandya", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite without any identifiable information about \"YungFika\" including name, location, and pronouns. Change pronouns to They/Them/Theirs. \n\nAs a self-proclaimed H3 Simp, it was all just love of the game for YungFika, but little did he know his dedicated Twitter page would eventually lead to a life-changing career on the show itself. Funnily enough, he is the only crew member working remotely in Sweden, connecting to the Los Angeles podcast via zoom on a makeshift screen. (Charmingly known on the show as LoveBot.) Despite living thousands of miles away, he’s still a fan favorite and plays an essential role on the podcast with his undeniable magic touch behind the social platforms.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As a self-proclaimed H3 Simp, it was all just love of the game for [REDACTED], but little did they know their dedicated Twitter page would eventually lead to a life-changing career on the show itself. Funnily enough, they are the only crew member working remotely, connecting to the podcast via Zoom on a makeshift screen. Despite living thousands of miles away, they are still a fan favorite and play an essential role on the podcast with their undeniable magic touch behind the social platforms.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a roughly 250-word Reddit post from the perspective of a mother of children who lives in the suburbs and is tired of her next-door neighbors having band practice in their garage until 2:00 AM. Use a very annoyed, ranting tone with some sarcasm added in. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This week, in the epic saga of me being annoyed by my next-door neighbors over and over again, I have a lovely little story to share. Last night was the third night in a row that I've been woken up to the sound of my two toddlers crying and fussing at 2:00 AM because they were woken by the racket of my neighbors' garage band practice. I don't even think that they are light sleepers because they've slept through thunderstorms and fireworks before. \nBut my neighbors and their late-night sessions? They are insanely loud and can sometimes go on for hours, often not even beginning until 10:00 or 11:00 o'clock at night. \nAnd don't even get me started on the lovely music itself. (It's awful.) My children do a better job when they're singing along to their cartoons on Saturday mornings. \nI'm starting to get a bit more than just annoyed at this point. Whenever I try to confront them about it during the normal hours of daylight, they never answer their door. I mean, are they vampires or something? \nHonestly, all I want is my life back. I want my kids to sleep the whole night through so that I can sleep the whole night through. I want a silent night, just once this week. But I guess that's just too much to ask.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story from the point of view of a boy named Gary who wears a green hat. He loves his dog named gomez", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some people call me “Gary with the green hat.” I can’t help but wear it every day. I love green, and I love hats. I wear it on the bus. I wear it at recess, and I definitely wear it to walk my dog, Gomez. \n\nMy dog, Gomez, is my best pal. I asked my mom if I could buy Gomez a green hat. That way, we’ll be “Gary and Gomez with the green hats.” Gomez is a German Shepard, and he’s really playful. We play outside in our backyard. Good thing it has a fence!\n\nOne time, Gomez took my green hat and started running with it around the yard. I was scared my favorite green hat would be destroyed, but Gomez was a good boy and dropped it. I think that just means Gomez wants his own green hat. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We're packing up the family for a trip to Niagara Falls. I have four kids. Is there a fun way they can learn about history? I also want to bring them to some fun activities.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are some fun and exciting ways to learn about history with your kids at Niagara Falls:\n\n1. Adventure Theater: Watch a 30-minute movie filled with stories about the falls and their history.\n\n2. Upside Down House: Step inside to find furniture and carpet on the ceiling. Snap some silly photos of your family the wrong way up.\n\n3. Great Wold Lodge: Make a splash at the indoor water park and enjoy restaurants, shops, and more.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a haiku explaining how multiverse theory tends to work in science fiction.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Multi universe:\nInfinite versions of you\nLive in different worlds", "role": "assistant" } ]