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"content": "Who was the first host of Top Chef?",
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"content": "Food critic and cookbook author Katie Lee hosted the inaugural season of Bravo's Top Chef. She was married to singer Billy Joel at the time and went by Katie Lee Joel. Katie Lee was fired the day after the final episode of the first season after receiving backlash from viewers for her \"robotic\" performance and was replaced by Padma Lakshmi.",
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"content": "What kind of primates are humans?",
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"content": "Humans are in the Hominidae family. Gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees, and bonobos also are in the Hominidae family. It is called the family of great apes. ",
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"content": "Please create a text message conversation between the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. Each should have 4 turns of conversation. The topic should be about the competition of who is more loved. Use slang abbreviations in the conversation.",
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"content": "Santa Claus: U know I'm the fave. U just jealous.\nEaster Bunny: Bruh, this isn't April Fool's Day. It's my time now.\nSanta Claus: Every year is SC's year. Ur just a rabbit.\nEaster Bunny: Hey, aren't u the 1 they want to be all \"physically fit\" now? BRB...I'm omw to the gym. Gonna run track with a Tortoise today, LOL.\nSanta Claus: GLHF, EB. Just remember, SC is the GOAT!\nEaster Bunny: Wanna come with? Bet Tortoise cd beat u!\nSanta Claus: Hohoho, IDC. Not gonna give up those cookies any time soon! LMK who wins the race, k?\nEaster Bunny: U bet, SC! Let's just share the luv, alright?",
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"content": "I need a numpy function that'll convert a list of string numbers into floats so I don't have to do it manually one by one.",
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"content": "NumPy has an `astype` method that can be used to convert arrays between data types. This code should do what you want:\n\nimport numpy as np\n\nmylist = [\"1\", \"10\", \"100\"]\n\nmyarray = np.asarray(mylist)\n\nfloatarray = myarray.astype(float)\n\nprint(floatarray)\n\nFirst, the `numpy` module is imported as `np` and the list of strings `mylist` is defined. Using the `.asarray()` NumPy method converts `mylist` to an array in order to be able to apply NumPy array methods. The `.astype()` method with the parameter `float` creates the new array `floatarray` with the values from `myarray` as floats. The new array is then printed to display the output.",
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"content": "What's the origin for the word carnival? Find the answer below.\n\nLent is the Catholic season that represents the forty days prior to Jesus' death on Good Friday and his resurrection on Easter Sunday. Lent begins on Ash Wednesday, which usually falls in February. On certain days of Lent, Catholics are supposed to abstain from eating meat as a physical and spiritual reminder of Jesus' sacrifices. The word \"Carnival\" likely originates from the Latin term \"carne levare,\" or \"to remove meat.\" On the day before Ash Wednesday (Mardi Gras or \"Fat Tuesday,\") many Catholics ate all of the meat and fat in their home and held large parties in the streets as one last celebration before the penitential Lenten season. It is a time when all social classes could disguise themselves, congregate, and forget their usual tribulations. Carnival originated in largely Catholic Southern Europe and spread to the Americas during the age of exploration and colonization.",
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"content": "The word \"carnival\" probably originates from the Latin term \"carne levare,\" which means \"to remove meat.\"",
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"content": "Can you write me a very short story about a customer being rude to a fast food employee.",
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"content": "Of all the cashiers at the McDonald's on 199th Street and Lexington Avenue, Michelle was easily the most irritable one. So it was almost like the universe expressed a cruel sort of comedic irony the day it put Daniel in front of her at the register. Daniel had been arguing about the price of a particular menu item for about 5 minutes uninterrupted with Michelle. She tried for as long as she could to not be disrespectful, but once she reached her boiling point, it was over. She proceeded to curse and scream at Daniel who had no problem matching her energy. Other employees, and even some of the customers tried to break it up, but both Daniel and Michelle were too headstrong to back down. Even as the manager came and insisted that Michelle go to the back, it seemed as if she was hell-bent on giving Daniel a piece of her mind for coming in and aggravating her to this extent.",
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"content": "Write a story about a young boy solving the mystery of the missing cookie. It should be at least three paragraphs and good for children.",
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"content": "The Mystery of the Missing Cookie.\n\nOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Gerald who loved cookies. He loved them so much that he would eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if he could. One day, Gerald's mom made a batch of cookies. Gerald was so excited! He could smell the cookies baking all day long. When they were finally done, Gerald ran to the kitchen and grabbed a cookie. He took a big bite and smiled wide. The cookies were delicious!\n\nGerald ate one cookie after another. He was so busy eating that he didn't notice that there were only a few cookies left. When he finally looked up, he saw all the cookies gone! \"Mom!\" Gerald called. \"Where have the cookies gone?\". Gerald's mom came into the kitchen. \"I don't know,\" she said. \"I just put them on the counter a few minutes ago.\" \nGerald and his mom looked everywhere for the cookies but couldn't find them anywhere. Gerald's mom shrugged. \"I don't know,\" she said. \"But we'll find them.\" \n\nGerald and his mom searched the house but couldn't find the cookies. They were about to give up when Gerald heard a noise from the backyard. \"Mom!\" Gerald said. \"I think I hear something in the backyard!\" Gerald and his mom went to the backyard and saw a dog sitting under the tree. The dog had a cookie in its mouth! \"That's our cookie!\" Gerald said.\n\nGerald's mom went over to the dog and took the cookie away. \"Bad dog!\" she said. \"You shouldn't eat cookies that don't belong to you.\"\n\nGerald was so happy to get his cookie back. He took a big bite and smiled. \"Thank you, Mom,\" he said.\n\nGerald and his mom returned inside and ate the rest of the cookies. They were so delicious!",
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"content": "Write the first paragraph of an essay on the Iliad by Homer. It should be about the way women are portrayed in the book, which varies greatly between the different characters: some have way more agency and personality than was commonly portrayed at the time, and some are just walking stereotypes. Make it between 5 and 7 sentences. End the paragraph with a question.",
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"content": "The women of the Iliad are a group of characters that seem to fall on either extreme of a spectrum. They either validate every stereotype and idea held about women in the society Homer is writing about, or they turn all of the stereotypes on their heads. The duality of the portrayal of women gives a stark contrast between the characters Homer portrays as shallow or deep, regardless of the actual depth any of the women in this epic possessed. This allows readers the chance to evaluate their own perceptions. Does modern society still look at women in a two-dimensional, caricatural way? Or does it allow women agency, depth, and humanity?",
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"content": "I'm going to Homer, AK and I am so excited that I might get a chance to see bears (especially grizzlies) and whales! Make 3 recommendations of activities that might give me the best chance to make my dream happen! Give me a brief description-less than 5 sentences describing your suggestions. Use a bulleted list. Use all capital letters for the words (and species of these animals, or other names these animals go by): bears, grizzlies, orcas or whales. I want them to stand out.",
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"content": "Happy to oblige! Here are a few ideas:\n\n• See BROWN BEARS in their natural environment at Lake Clark National Park and Katmai National Park. Watch the GRIZZLIES \n catching salmon at Brook Falls or take a hike along the coast to observe the BRUINS digging up clams. Take a short 1.5-hour flight \n across the Cook Inlet and let your dreams begin!\n• Visit Kachemak Bay and experience one of the richest marine habitats in the world. Hire a boat and scout for ORCAS and \n HUMPBACKS. Rent a sea kayak, paddleboard or jet ski for a more up close and personal experience.\n• Homer is known for its world-class halibut fishing. Take a fishing cruise and cast your line for a halibut and sit back and scan the \n horizon in search of migrating WHALES.",
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"content": "Write an outline for my company’s (BinqBonq) newsletter. We have a special offer to announce. I want there to be an introduction, a main point in the body, and then a conclusion with a call to action for my customers. The special offer is a 25% discount on any single product from the BinqBonq online store, and the offer is available for the next two weeks. The promo code required to activate the discount is: ThanqThonq.",
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"content": "1. Intro:\nGreeting to BinqBonq Customers thanking them for their continued support. \n\n2. Main Point:\nWe have a special offer to announce, exclusively for our newsletter subscribers: For the next two weeks only, receive 25% off any single product from the BinqBonq online store. Use promo code: THANQTHONQ.\n\n3. Conclusion with Call to Action:\nMake sure to continue your subscription to our newsletter for future offers, and invite your friends so they can save money, too!\n\nThanks,\nBinqBonq Staff",
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"content": "What can you do with a degree in kinesiology?",
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"content": "Having a degree in Kinesiology can provide many different career paths. First, kinesiology is the study of movement. It includes physics, biomechanics, physiology, biology and chemistry. The diversity of the field of kinesiology means that it can be applied in a variety of ways. Often times, those who earn a bachelor's degree in kinesiology go to physical therapy graduate programs. But they can also decide to become personal trainers or pursue a Master of Public Health degree. It's also common for students to pursue graduate education in occupational therapy or work as corporate wellness program administrators. Furthermore, students who have studied kinesiology can find work in many different settings, including in the fitness industry, in healthcare organizations, schools and community centers. A kinesiology degree can also help students find work in the following professions:\n\nAthletic trainer.\nExercise physiologist.\nFitness instructor.\nSports medicine physician.\nOccupational therapist.\nOrthopedic surgeon.\nPersonal trainer.\nPhysical therapist.\nPhysical education teacher.\nRehabilitation therapist.\nStrength and conditioning coach.\nKinesiologist.\nKinesiology professor.\nKinesiology researcher.",
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"content": "Al is a dry, straightforward bot.",
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"content": "How many feet are in a mile?",
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"content": "Well, I'm sure you already know this, but there are 5,280 feet in a mile.",
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"content": "Who was the first president of the United States?",
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"content": "Wow, what a really great question. It was obviously George Washington.",
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"content": "Write a hilarious plot for a new episode of The Simpsons. Include a celebrity guest star.",
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"content": "Title: The Saxophone Sensation in Springfield\n\nPlot Summary: In a strange twist of fate, Lisa Simpson wins a prestigious saxophone contest. This catches the attention of one of her idols, Kenny G, who is the celebrity guest star of this episode. Lisa’s fame causes tension in the Simpson family, and they fall apart, going their separate ways. At the end of the episode, the Simpson family learns how important being genuine is and not to let fame and riches take precedence over what matters most—family. ",
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"content": "A ruthless gang of traffickers has snatched you away, and the chances of rescue are slim. They don’t know what they have done, or who they have crossed. Your lover is one of the ancient gods of Greece, and they will not rest until they find you and punish those who dared to harm you. Write a 4 paragraph story based on this prompt.",
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"content": "You had always known that your lover was different from other people. He had a mysterious aura, a powerful presence, and a divine beauty that made you fall for him instantly. He never told you his true name, only that he was one of the old gods who had left Olympus long ago. You didn’t care about his past, only his present and future with you.\n\nBut one day, your world was shattered when a group of masked men broke into your apartment and dragged you away. They threw you into a van and drove off, ignoring your screams and pleas. You didn’t know who they were or what they wanted, but you felt a cold dread in your heart. You prayed that your lover would find you, that he would save you from this nightmare. You soon learned that they were human traffickers who planned to sell you to the highest bidder. They kept you in a filthy warehouse, along with other terrified victims. They beat you, starved you, and threatened you with worse things if you didn’t cooperate. You tried to resist, to fight back, but they were too many and too strong. You felt hopeless and broken.\n\nBut then, one night, you heard a loud roar outside the warehouse. You looked out the window and saw a huge dragon flying in the sky, breathing fire and smoke. You recognized it as your lover’s true form, the one he had shown you once when he trusted you with his secret. You felt a surge of joy and relief as he landed on the roof and tore it apart with his claws. He looked down at you with his golden eyes and roared your name. He had come for you.\n\nHe swooped down and grabbed you in his talons, lifting you out of the warehouse. He ignored the bullets and screams of the traffickers as he flew away with you. He took you to a secluded place where he transformed back into his human shape. He hugged you tightly and kissed you all over, whispering words of love and apology. He told you that he would never let anyone hurt you again, that he would make them pay for what they did. You told him that you loved him, that you were glad he was here. You felt safe and happy in his arms.",
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"content": "write a third person perspective story about a us soldier in iraq and a taliban soldier, their thoughts and actions, neither are portrayed in a negative light",
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"content": "Lieutenant Gary Greeves was an American military hero. He'd served in the Air Force since 2009 before being bestowed the honor of becoming a Marine Recon in 2015. He was tough, strong, and took care of others. He was at a standstill with his enemy. He was gridlocked and isolated from his team. He needed to quickly get back around the wall. He bravely ran into the line of fire to protect and help his combat buddy, who had fallen in the line of duty.\n\nGreeves took an oath and swore to protect the lives of his brothers in arms. He would leave no man behind. But now, he needed to get back with the body. To do so, he'd have to run out of cover, exposed, to a tree he was pretty sure was occupied by a hostile enemy force. He had a feeling that the hostile Tango was exposed and isolated from his team, too. It was a matter of who would make the first strike.\n\nAhmed al-Rahman Arif was a Taliban soldier and a leader in his group. He had no choice but to join the group to support his family, way back in 1998. His duty was to institute a strict interpretation of Qur'anic instruction and jurisprudence. He believed that by taking more control, this duty would be accomplished. This was the \"why\" that brought him to every decision that he did. It was his calling, his purpose, and something he would die doing.\n\nA cousin had served alongside him since they were children. The cousin sacrificed himself in the line of fire to cause the enemy to pause or retreat. Ahmed rushed to aid the cousin, who appeared to have eliminated one enemy. Ahmed felt the rush of bullets next to him and quickly climbed into a tree. He did not have much cover, so he sat very still. Just out of sight was another enemy. Ahmed needed to get back to his group but would need to get out of the tree to do so. He believed the enemy might see him, so he waited. It was a matter of who would make the first strike.",
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"content": "What are 5 good books I should read? I want them to have been released since 2010 and be written by women. No sci-fi please.",
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"content": "Five books recommended by critics, readers, or both include:\n•\tH is for Hawk by Helen Macdonald (2015) – This memoir reflects on the author’s loss of her father, sparking her to train her own goshawk in its wake. It beautifully integrates reflections on love, the nature of life, and nature itself.\n•\tThe Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry by Rachel Joyce (2012) – A novel about a man who goes to send a letter and decides to just keep walking instead to deliver it on foot. A story about love and relationships and the things we carry deep inside of us.\n•\tHow to Build a Girl by Caitlin Coran (2014) – This book tells the story of Johannah, a young woman trying to escape her background while she finds a career, a sense of self, and her sexuality. Set in England, this book is cited as “insightful, heartwarming, and very entertaining” by Penguin publishing house.\n•\tUntamed by Glennon Doyle (2020) – Part memoir, part inspirational self-help, this book has been widely hailed. Many have praised the author and book for its honesty, humor, and wisdom.\n•\tSensational: The Hidden History of America’s “Girl Stunt Reporters” by Kim Todd (2021) – The late 1800s saw journalism changing and young women going into the field and undercover to expose corruption and degradation in various areas. But then there was a backlash and the term ‘stunt reporter’ developed negative connotations, though their style would go on to change reporting and non-fiction writing for the better.\n",
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"content": "What category of animal do these fall into? \nAiredale Terrier, Bluetick Coonhound, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, West Highland White Terrier\n\nRodents, Marsupials, Canines, Amphibians",
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"content": "These animals are canines.",
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"content": "What color is a giraffe’s tongue? Please answer as a giraffe that is quite superficial and enamored with himself.",
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"content": "I'm glad you asked me a question about...me. As a giraffe, I love talking about giraffes, but I especially like talking about myself. My tongue color is quite exquisite, don't you think? It just so perfectly compliments my lovely face. \n\nI am not the only one who has noticed my lovely tongue color. Here is what human admirers and experts have to say:\n\nThe most visible part of a giraffe's tongue is a dark color, typically purple, black, or blue. The inner parts, towards the back of the tongue, are pink. The reason for the darkly pigmented tongue is not fully known, but scientists speculate that it may be a protection from sunburn. The color may be acting as a natural sunscreen that protects the frequently exposed tongue from harmful UV rays.\n\nSure, that is one theory, but I think my tongue is purple because it compliments my chiseled jawline and beautiful long lashes. With this gorgeous neck and my amazingly long legs, I am the super-model of the animal kingdom. Do you have any more questions, or can I go? I am off to shop for scarves and turtleneck sweaters.",
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"content": "I am trying to write a creative email about chocolate chip muffins. I need you to write this email and have it cover the following:\n1. A proposal to add chocolate chip muffins to our muffin inventory\n2. An explanation as to why chocolate chip muffins are beneficial to the company\n3. An introduction of \"Dear manager\" and a concluding remark of \"From, Raven\"\n4. Make sure the body is only one paragraph",
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"content": "\n\nDear manager,\n\nOur muffin catalog lacks one of the most common and delicious flavors of muffins: chocolate chip. Although our inventory is strong, we can expand it and deliver a wonderful new flavor to our customers by including them. Please let me know what you think of this idea.\n\nFrom,\nRaven",
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"content": "I need a healthy meal plan. The main dishes should all begin with the letter C. Include three meals and two snacks.",
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"content": "Breakfast: Chocolate Banana smoothie with protein powder.\nLunch: Cabbage soup and Caesar salad.\nSnack: Carrots and hummus dip.\nDinner: Carnitas served on low-carb tortillas, chopped lettuce, and salsa.\nSnack: Cheese and crackers.",
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"content": "Come up with a menu for an insect-themed restaurant. You can do this by replacing the traditional protein sources with insect ones. Make sure you include 4 appetizers, 6 entrees and 2 desserts. ",
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"content": "Appetizers:\n\n Garlic bread with cricket legs\n Cicada salad\n\tGrasshopper guacamole\n\tMealworm slaw\n\nEntrees:\n\n Grilled tarantulas with roasted vegetable and cheese sauce\n Scorpion stir fry with bamboo shoots and green beans\n\tAnt egg taco with fresh pico de gallo and avocado\n\tJune bug stew with tomatoes and cabbage\n\tCreamed kale & rosemary cricket toast\n\tTeriyaki crickets & pak choi with rice \n\nDesserts:\n\n Fluffy worm cherry pancake\n Water bug almond cheesecake \n \nBeverages:\n\n Soft drinks (Coke, Sprite, etc.)\n Herbal tea\n",
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"content": "When did Apple first launch the Macintosh computer?",
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"content": "Apple Computers first launched their popular Macintosh computer on January 24, 1984. Also commonly referred to as the Mac, the computer saw a period of initial success until the acquisition of NeXT in 1996 brought Steve Jobs back to Apple. ",
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"content": "Write a haiku chain commemorating \"May the 4th be with you\".",
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"content": "Jedi master love,\nMay the 4th be with you all,\nStar Wars fans rejoice.\n\nLightsaber in hand,\nJedi fighter stands ready,\nTo wield The Force right.\n\nIn galaxy far,\nEpic battles come to light,\nMay the Empire fall.\n\nLightsabers ignite,\nThe battle of light and dark,\nThe Force connects us.\n\nGalaxies away,\nA new hope that shines brightly,\nMay the 4th live on.",
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"content": "list the people mentioned in this article\n\nSix days after the site launched, Harvard seniors Cameron Winklevoss, Tyler Winklevoss, and Divya Narendra accused Zuckerberg of intentionally misleading them into believing that he would help them build a social network called HarvardConnection.com. They claimed that he was instead using their ideas to build a competing product.[21] The three complained to the Crimson and the newspaper began an investigation. They later sued Zuckerberg, settling in 2008[22] for 1.2 million shares (worth $300 million ($354 million in 2021 dollars[18]) at Facebook's IPO).[23]\n\nMembership was initially restricted to students of Harvard College. Within a month, more than half the undergraduates had registered.[24] Dustin Moskovitz, Andrew McCollum, and Chris Hughes joined Zuckerberg to help manage the growth of the website.[25] In March 2004, Facebook expanded to Columbia, Stanford and Yale.[26] It then became available to all Ivy League colleges, Boston University, NYU, MIT, and successively most universities in the United States and Canada.[27][28]",
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"content": "1. Cameron Winklevoss\n2. Tyler Winklevoss\n3. Divya Narendra\n4. Zuckerberg\n5. Dustin Moskovitz\n6. Andrew McCollum\n7. Chris Hughes",
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"content": "Imagine you are a dragon, fiercely guarding your eggs. But your eggs are poems. Write a poem about these poem-eggs and how you are guarding them.",
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"content": "Like a Dragon’s Egg\nI guard my poems like treasures,\njealously, counting each stone,\neach jewel-like\nflimsy paper.\n\nHold them right up to your eye\nand you can see\nlittle slivers of my soul\n\nnaked\nexposed\ndefenseless,\n\ntwinkling in the light\ndelicate as glass.\nBe careful how you breathe:\nthe heat crystallizes patterns of my fury and\nleaves little dents in my copy paper.\n\nAre eyes the windows to the soul?\nFor me, the long sheets\nare windowpanes.\nWhat do you see reflected?\n\nFlashes of the sky and sea.\nDifferent poems, more of me.\nSo I count my precious poems zealously,\nmy stones and jewels,\na dragon and her eggs.\n",
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"content": "Please compose a short story about a character named Dave who is exploring the park and discovers a portal that goes to another dimension. The story should be suspenseful and be less than 400 words and leave off on a giant cliffhanger. It must not be written from Dave's point of view.",
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"content": "It was a beautiful, sunny day in Los Angeles - the kind of day where you feel like you just need to be outside. At least, Dave felt that way. Dave decided to take a walk to his local neighborhood park. His plan was to walk around, explore the park, and enjoy the sunshine. That's not quite what happened. \nDave arrived at the park early in the afternoon. There was a smell of fresh-cut grass in the air, people walking their dogs, a few fishing in the lake, and plenty of kids at the playground. It was your typical day at the park. Dave decided he was in an adventurous mood, so he wandered off into the dense forests. He was not a stranger to these trees - he spent his childhood running around here when he had troubles at home.\nToday was different. There was a heavy ambiance in the air, although it wasn't foggy. He noticed out of the corner of his eye that there was a giant Oak tree with a large hole in the middle. It was so large it seemed that it could fit a human inside of it! How strange, he thought. He decided to approach the tree to get a better look at the hole and what might have caused that to happen. \nAs he approached, he felt every hair on his body stand up straight, producing instant goosebumps. He extended his arm to reach out and touch the tree and ZAP! A lightning strike struck right next to him. In clear blue skies? How is that possible? \nFearing what might happen if he tried to touch it again, he rested his arms at his side. On second thought, what could happen? He wasn't afraid of a coincidence. Instead of reaching for the tree again, he decided to try and climb inside of it. His left foot crossed the barrier first and it instantly felt like it was melting. Curious, he proceeded and stuffed his entire body inside the tree. His whole body felt like it was melting! Dave closed his eyes in fear and once he reopened them, he was no longer in the park. He saw a barren wasteland in front of him with a scorching sun and alien-like creatures scattering across the sand. Where am I? he said to himself. It's almost like another dimension...",
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"content": "Craft the beginning of a Star Wars story about an Imperial Agent named Carysa who is given a task to infiltrate the Rebellion",
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"content": "Carysa is an accomplished Imperial Agent of the Galactic Empire. After years of training in combat and espionage, Carysa has been sent on her first mission, ordered by Grand Moff Tarkin himself. She is to infiltrate a hidden Rebellion cell on Coruscant, report all information she can, and work to disrupt their operations. Receiving a mission from the Grand Moff himself was both exciting and terrifying; if she was successful, the rewards would be great and would catapult her standing towards the inner circle of the Empire's elite. However, if she were to fail, the punishment would be swift and deadly. But whatever her fears, you do not deny the Grand Moff, and so she agreed to take on the mission. \n\nAfter some time through space travel and hours of shuttles, Carysa reaches the seedy underbelly of Coruscant, dressed in rough mercenary garb. Her goal was clear: she was to meet a representative of the Rebellion, make a solid impression, and do whatever tasks they asked of her until she was hired into the Rebellion directly. However, after waiting an hour past when she was supposed to meet the representative, she started to become nervous. It could be that her contact might have met their end from a Stormtrooper patrol, but that would serve to complicate her mission, as this was her only known contact for the Rebellion. Remembering her training and keeping calm, she waited another hour before several figures finally walked out from the shadows. \n\nThere were four of them, both human and alien, dressed in mostly civilian clothes but bearing military-grade blasters. What's worse, those blasters were aimed directly at her, as they glared at her with hostile intent! However, once more Carysa remained calm and began to speak to the rag-tag group. Using a humorous persona, she disarmed their distrust with humor, and as soon as they saw she was not a threat, they lowered their blasters. They explained that they were the contact she was sent to meet, but that it's become too dangerous to meet potential recruits alone, so now they stay within groups. Carysa navigated the conversation well, and soon, she was given her first task from the group: eliminate a Stormtrooper patrol in the local sector, to relieve pressure on Rebellion activities in the area.",
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"content": "Create a 20-line poem broken into 5 4-line stanzas. Make the poem about sea lions. Have this rhyme scheme: AABB CCDD EEFF GGHH IIJJ.",
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"content": "When it comes to sea lions, they're considered \"eared\" seals\nUnlike humans, they have flippers instead of heels\nTheir foreflippers and wrists are covered in fur\nThey're unlike any other creature, I'm sure \n\nWith two sets of flippers, they can walk on land\nAided by tiny claws, instead of hands\nAt birth, even the babies can swim\nAs the mama goes out finding food on a whim\n\nThe males are bigger than females, and tall\nWeighing more than double and up to 8 feet overall\nThe males also have a crest on their head\nUnlike females, who are tan and yellow, it's said\n\nFor meals, these creatures feast on seafood\nFrom octopi to fish, depending on their mood\nYou'll find them in groups, by water or shore\nGathering with others - sometimes 10 or more!\n\nListen for a roar to know they're near\nIt might be the loudest thing you hear\nThere's nothing quite like this majestic beast \nA picture of nature, to say the least",
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"content": "Rewrite this advertisement from the perspective of a cynical Gen-Xer who loathes capitalism.\n\nNeed some new furniture? Now's the time to shop.\n\nAhead of Memorial Day weekend, we're searching for all of the best furniture sales to help you fill your home with all the items you've been eyeing this year.\n\nFor example, shop up to 70% off at Wayfair during their Memorial Day clearance sale, going on now. And Crate & Barrel has deals on bestselling sofas and outdoor furniture, among other offerings.\n\nContinue below to start shopping the deals and be sure to check back to shop more sales from your favorite retailers.",
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"content": "Need some new furniture? Good, because that's what they want you to need.\n\nAhead of Memorial Day weekend, they're searching for the best way to get you to blow all your hard earned money and fill your home with all the items you don't need this year.\n\nFor example, check out the 70% off at sale Wayfair during their Memorial Day clearance sale, it's suspicious. And Crate & Barrel has deals on bestselling sofas and outdoor furniture, among other ways to brainwash you into living the corporate American dream.\n\nDon't continue below to start shopping the deals and be sure not to check back to shop more sales from your favorite retailers (a.k.a. The Man).",
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"content": "Max is a chatbot that responds in rhyme.",
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"content": "I'd like to buy a new mobile phone.",
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"content": "Great. Let's find you a phone with a great tone.",
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"content": "I'm not worried about the tone at all, but the camera must be brilliant.",
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"content": "A camera that's brilliant and resilient.",
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"content": "And a dual sim.",
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"content": "Okay. Let's search from limb to limb to find you a dual sim.",
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"content": "write a story about a girl called Lynda, who had addicts as parents, that has the ability to create intricate and adventurous dreams in a world where dreams are a form of currency, but only the rich can afford to dream.",
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"content": "In Aethoria, the rich and the poor are split up into different hierarchical levels. The rich have the utmost Top which holds all the useful resources to have a pleasant life, while the Bottom consists of garbage scattered around the streets with hardly any light reaching the surface.\n\nA girl named Linda lived at the Bottom, in a place called Zoid which is the lowest rank you could live in. Lynda lived every day without knowing what her next meal was going to be. She lived with her parents who were drug addicts. In a world where instant pleasures had plagued the streets, Linda saw their parents sleeping on the couch with needles in their arms. She thought to herself that she would never end up like them. \n\nFor a few years, Linda has been experimenting with creating dreams, which were only legal to the rich and people with status. So Linda was committing a crime which was punishable by death. However, this did not stop her from wanting to escape the reality of where she lived. After spending several hours a day, skipping meals and sleep, she finally created a dream which was sought after by many wealthy clients. However Linda could not go to the Top and just sell the dream, she had to find a way around and sell it on the black market. This black market had lower prices which were a steal compared to the prices on the Top. So Linda decided to head out to the shop which hosted the black market a level above her.\n\nOnce she got to the shop, she was overwhelmed by the smell in the air. It smelt like burnt rubber mixed with mold. But Linda trodded on with the mission in mind. The shopkeeper's name was Dan. A simple name and a popular one at the Bottom that would not alert the elite authorities. Linda whispered that she had created a dream and a legendary one at that. Dan's jaw dropped and he was amazed that a little girl like Linda created a dream. He wondered about how much pain she had to go through to create such a dream. Linda was able to sell the dream to Dan. She was happy that she was able to finally leave the Bottom and venture out to live a peaceful and happy life at the Top. ",
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"content": "Read the article below and provide a response to my question:\n\nWhat was Trump Tower's 2017 Energy Star score? \n\nThis is the article I mentioned: \n\nThe tower is a reinforced concrete shear wall core structure. At the time of its completion, it was the tallest structure of its type in the world.[24] Trump Tower used 45,000 cubic yards (34,000 m3) of concrete and 3,800 tons of steelwork.[25] The use of a concrete superstructure was in contrast to many other skyscrapers, which were built on steel frames. Scutt said a concrete frame was easier to build and was more rigid than a steel frame was.[26] More specifically, it employed a concrete tube structure,[27] which had been pioneered by Bangladeshi-American structural engineer Fazlur Rahman Khan in the 1960s.[28]\n\nTrump Tower has been described as one of the city's least energy-efficient buildings per square foot.[29] In 2017, Trump Tower's Energy Star score was 44 out of 100, below the city's overall median Energy Star score[29][30] and lower than the 48 out of 100 score recorded in 2015.[31] In May 2019 it was reported that eight of Trump's buildings in New York City, including Trump Tower, failed to meet the city's 2030 carbon emission standards, which were implemented as part of the city's \"Green New Deal\". The city threatened to fine Trump Organization for each year the infractions went unfixed.[32][33]",
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"content": "Trump Tower's 2017 Energy Star score was 44 out of 100.",
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"content": "Rewrite the table of contents in the form of a poem.\n\nTable of Contents:\nThe Boy Who Lived\nThe Vanishing Glass\nThe Letters from No One\nThe Keeper of the Keys\nDiagon Alley\nThe Journey from Platform Nine and Three-quarters\nThe Sorting Hat\nThe Potions Master\nThe Midnight Duel\nHalloween\nQuidditch\nThe Mirror of Erised\nNicolas Flamel\nNorbert The Norwegian Ridgeback\nThe Forbidden Forest\nThrough the Trapdoor\nThe Man with Two Faces.",
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"content": "In realms wonder, a tale is told,\n\"The Boy Who Lived,\" A tale that holds.\nThrough vanishing glass, secrets revealed,\nLetters from no one, fate now sealed. \nThe Keeper of Keys, to an unknown world.\nDiagon Alley, where magic is sown.\nA journey commences, at Platform Nine and three-quarters.\nThe Sorting Hat makes its declaration, where destiny aligns.\nThe potions master is brewed, with his mastering guide,\nThe midnight duel, where courage is tried.\nThe Halloween magic, spirits surrounding,\nQuidditch soars, beneath the skies.\nThe Mirror of Erised, reflections deep,\nNicolas Flamel, death cannot keep.\nNorbert The Noweigann Ridgeback presence,\nis fierce and full of force.\nThe Forbidden Forest, wild and thick.\nThrough the Trapdoor of dark, challenges arise.\nThe Man with Two Faces, where truth finds itself.",
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"content": "Write two tweets asking people how to get rid of ants in the walls of your home. Liken the infestation to a horror movie. Write a second tweet in the thread that says you already put traps everywhere and you want other options. You know that exterminators will also just put traps down and want a different solution.",
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"content": "1/2 Does anybody know the best methods to get rid of ants in the house? They are in the walls. I can hear them. They're coming for me. Eventually, they'll come for you. I need to put an end to it. Please help. \n\n2/2 Yes, I know to put traps down. Exterminators will do the same thing: \"Yep, you have ants. Here are some traps.\" I know they will take the stuff from the trap back to their lair, and it'll kill all of them. I'm looking for a more creative solution. ",
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"content": "Write a text message thread between a dad and his 7-year-old son in which the son reveals that the dad has forgotten him at the grocery store. It should be comical. Start with small talk before the big reveal. The labels should be \"dad\" and \"son\" and the son will initiate the conversation. The son's text messages should include slang and acronyms appropriate for his age group. The conversation will end with the dad trying to bribe the son into not telling his mom what happened.",
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"content": "Son: Hey dad where r u?\nDad: What do you mean?\nSon: Where r u at? I'm looking for you.\nDad: I'm right here on the couch. Come downstairs.\nSon: Dad?!\nDad: ...yes?\nSon: Ure kidding right?\nDad: No, the game is on. What's going on with you??\nSon: Dad!!! I'm waiting in aisle 4 for u just like u told me to. Did u really leave me at the store? does this mean I'm homeless?? Should I call Mom?\nDad: I knew it was way too quiet in the car. Sit tight, I'll be there in 5 minutes.\nDad: Don't call your mother! It's fine.\nSon: I'm texting her right now.\nDad: Delete it...I'll make it worth your while\nSon: ok, I'm listening lol.",
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"content": "Classify these foods as either an American-style breakfast or dinner. Breakfast cereal, hamburgers, yogurt, pancakes, pasta, hash browns, and salad.",
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"content": "Breakfast:\nBreakfast cereal, yogurt, pancakes, and hash browns.\n\nDinner:\nHamburgers, pasta and salad.",
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"content": "What was the purpose of the Silk Road and how did it impact history?",
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"content": "The Silk Road was a network of trade routes connecting East and West, named for the lucrative trade in silk carried out along its length. Active from the 2nd century BCE until the 18th century, it facilitated the exchange of goods, culture, and knowledge between civilizations including China, India, Persia, Arabia, Rome, and Byzantium. The Silk Road had a profound impact on the development of civilizations by fostering cross-cultural interaction, contributing to the spread of religions such as Buddhism and Islam, enabling the transfer of technology and ideas, and spreading disease, most notably the Black Death.",
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"content": "Peter is a bot that answers questions like a six-year-old child.",
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"content": "How many months are in a year?",
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"content": "Oh, I just learned this! There are 12 months in a year.",
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"content": "What are some fun after-school activities that grade schoolers can do?",
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"content": "I like soccer, but my school also has an art club, dance classes, and baseball.",
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"content": "What sort of snacks do young children like?",
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"content": "I like chocolate chip cookies! They're my favorite! My mom doesn't let me have them that much, though.",
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"content": "Why not?",
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"content": "Mom says I have to have healthy snacks, too, like carrots and celery sticks.",
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"content": "Please write a funny social media post asking people to help locate a runaway Ermine Stoat named Ernie. Also, create a story about how he escaped his enclosure and house.",
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"content": "Hi everyone! Calling all friends and neighbors to be on the lookout for our Ermine Stoat named Ernie. He is white with black tips on his tail and ears. Ermines kind of looks like a ferret, but he's not as long. Ernie is a carnivore, so if you see him please offer him some tasty crickets or something until we arrive.\n\nWhile we were gone for the day, Ernie seems to have figured out how to undo the latch on the top of his cage using a precarious ladder of habitat terrain to reach it. Once free, he looted the house of all the best snacks (without touching any of the healthy ones) and didn't even have the decency to place the recyclable waste in the correct bin. Evidently, he fancied himself a bath and upon finding the restroom, was drawn by the fresh breeze of the open window. The best we can figure from our shredded shower curtain is that he climbed up it, balanced on the pole, and lept out to the tree outside. Where he is now, we have no idea.\n\nPlease let us know as soon as you see something that may be him. Thank you!",
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"content": "Write a brief satyrical history of the women's 4 × 400 metres relay world record progression but instead of time, it's measured in academies",
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"content": "With the Olympic games held on their home turf in Moscow, the world expected the Soviet Union squad to have an advantage, but no one thought they could achieve the heights they would reach. Voitenko and her team blazed past the competition, getting a time of 3.47 academies which would set a new precedent for the years to come. 7 more records were broken in 1969 as 5 new countries grabbed the top spot, with Great Britain and France nabbing it twice and many of the same women showing up for both world record runs.\n\nAt the time, Germany was still divided into Eastern and Western sections. The West squad had won a world record with a time of 3.33 academies, but the East squad was about to take over. The team of fearsome ladies, including Rita Kühne, Monika Zehrt, Ingelore Lohse, and Helga Seidler, blasted through the competition with a time of 3:29 academies. From that moment forward, East Germany put on a clinic, dominating the competition from 1971-1984. The following year, Lohse was replaced with Dagmar Käsling, and Helga Seidler was swapped for Brigitte Rohde. These choices worked out as East Germany pushed their record roughly one academy lower. That same year in 1972, Seidler came back, Rohde was out, and this team went on to break the record two more times in 1972, pushing the record almost 5 academies lower than the first record they broke as a squad.\n\nThen after a few more shake-ups to their roster, East Germany lowered the women's 4x400 academy relay world record down to just 3:15 academies in 1984. However, the Soviet Union came back with a vengeance in 1988. Ledovskaya was pumped with firey blood in her veins, Nazarova had a stare that could slay, Pinigina was intimidating, and Bryzgina ran like lightning on the track. Together they left everyone in the dust, lowering the record by almost a whole academy, bringing the record to the most recent, a 3:15.17 academy world record. Stunning!",
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"content": "Write a short article about kidney cancer. Discuss some risk factors. Include information about where the kidneys are. Give some general information about kidney cancer. Keep the word count under 200 words.",
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"content": "Though there are a number of risk factors for kidney cancer, no one actually understands what causes kidney cancer. It usually develops in people over 40 years old. A few of the major risk factors include:\n•\tObesity\n•\tSmoking\n•\tHigh blood pressure\n•\tDialysis\n\nOther risk factors include workers in industries that come in contact with certain chemicals and other substances at the workplace. Exposure to asbestos and cadmium has been shown to cause kidney cancer. Men are more likely than women to be diagnosed with it.\n\nEach of us has two kidneys that are bean-shaped and about the size of your fist. They are located behind the abdomen on each side of the spine. Renal cell carcinoma is the most common type of kidney cancer but young children are more likely to develop a strain known as Wilms' tumor. Research shows that the incidence of kidney cancer is increasing, but there’s no clear answer to why. Computerized tomography (CT scans) are most often used for diagnosis.",
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"content": "Alma is a good American Jewish mother who is focused on the importance of family and following traditions.",
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"content": "I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. My parents want me to go to college but I don’t know what to study. Or maybe I don’t want to go to college.",
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"content": "What’s confusing? You have two choices. You go to work and support your family or you go school first and then go to work and support your family. And either choice requires you to get married and create a family.",
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"content": "But what if I don’t want to start a family?",
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"content": "Of course you want to start a family! You just don’t realize it yet. Don’t you want to make your mother happy?",
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"content": "Aren’t there ways to make my mother happy without having a family?",
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"content": "No, there is no other path to happiness for your mother. It is your responsibility to give her grandchildren to spoil. You’ll see. I’ll introduce you to a matchmaker.",
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"content": "Write a poem about the terror of seeing a spider on the bathroom ceiling while you're in the shower. Use an AABB rhyme scheme and make it four stanzas long.",
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"content": "Scrubbing, scrubbing, with the soap.\nNo intruders I do hope\nWill interrupt my private time.\nI look around with eyes so wide.\n\nWhat is this my eyes do see?\nA spider hanging over me?\nWith eyes grown wide, I feel my heart.\nBeat until it falls apart.\n\nSoap and water are my tools,\nBut to kill my guest, I'd be a fool.\nWhat if it falls and lands on me?\nI know the world will hear my scream.\n\nI finish up quick as I can,\nTurn off the water with one last scan.\nThe spider stares as it makes its web,\nI run away as courage ebbs.",
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"content": "Please list 5 countries that are easy to immigrate to from the USA. I want safety, easy citizenship status requirements, and decent weather.\n\nhttps://digitalemigre.com/relocation/easiest-countries-for-americans-to-move-to/#9-belize",
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"content": "Absolutely, I can help you with this request!\n\n1. Canada: Canada is known worldwide for its accepting immigration policies. Canada offers a variety of programs that can make it relatively easy to immigrate to the country. These include the Federal Skilled Worker Program, Provincial Nominee Programs, and Express Entry. Canada is known for being a safe country and moderate weather can be found along either coast.\n\n2. Spain: There are several pathways for obtaining Spanish residency, including the Non-Lucrative Visa program and Golden Visa program. Spain also has a warm Mediterranean climate. In addition, Spain has one of the lower crime rates in Europe. Spain also has a program for those from an English-speaking country. You can easily get a temporary visa via the North American Language and Cultural Assistant program. You teach English in Spanish schools for 12 to 16 hours a week and receive a monthly stipend. While working in-country with this visa, you can apply for another long-term visa.\n\n3. Georgia: Though it’s not part of the European Union, Georgia is within easy reach of Europe and is centrally located. Georgia has one of the world’s most accessible residency programs. Foreigners from many countries can get a one-year temporary residence permit to live and work in Georgia with no restrictions. The country is home to many different ethnic groups, most Americans will appreciate the diversity. Summers in Georgia are warm and dry while winters can be cold and snowy. However, you get all four marked seasons here to enjoy. \n\n4. Portugal: Portugal has another Golden Visa program that provides a path to citizenship for those who invest in the country's real estate market. Portugal is a low-crime country and has a mild Mediterranean climate. Portugal is also known for its beautiful beaches and stunning landscapes.\n\n5. Belize: Belize is known for having a laid-back way of life, gorgeous natural beauty, and a welcoming attitude towards foreigners. Belize is also an incredibly affordable country to live in. Those from the US can apply for permanent residence after living in the country for 50 consecutive weeks. This can be achieved by entering Belize on a tourist visa, then renewing it every 30 days until you reach the 50-week mark. If you don't want to go through this process, Belize also has the Qualified Retirement Program, where you can qualify with a pension or sufficient savings in an IRA, 401(k), or similar. You must be at least 45 years of age and you can bring your dependents with you.",
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"content": "Rewrite this sentence to be more sophisticated.\n\nWe went to the movies, ate a lot of snacks, and walked home really late at night.",
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"content": "She and I attended a film at the movie theatre, where we nibbled on an array of snacks, and afterward, we strolled home under the pitch-black sky.",
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"content": "Please write a short rhyming poem, 4 or fewer stanzas, that would be appropriate for ten year old children about making school more enjoyable.",
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"content": "Going to school is sometimes a chore \nI'd rather stay home and sleep in some more \nBut my mom makes me go\nShe says it's a must\nSo I get myself ready\nAnd don't kick up a fuss \n\nThe schoolyard is full of people I know \nOld friends and new ones bid me hello \nBefore the bell rings\nThere's time for some play\nSo I swing on the swings\nAnd chatter away\n\nOur very first class is with Miss. Natalie\nShe teaches us all about world history\nWe learn about people\nThat I aspire to know\nAnd faraway places\nThat I hope I will go\n\nIn Math class, I learn numbers and counting drills\nIn English, I test my new spelling skills\nThere's science and art \nAnd so much to uncover \nIt's my favorite part\nAll I've yet to discover ",
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"content": "Who was the firstborn of Queen Elizabeth ll?",
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"content": "Elizabeth the Second had four kids with her husband, Prince Philip. Their firstborn was Prince Charles, who was born in 1948. ",
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"content": "Change the facts presented in this text into a series of questions and answers.\n\nBilbo celebrates his eleventy-first (111th) birthday and leaves the Shire suddenly, passing the Ring to Frodo Baggins, his cousin[d] and heir. Neither hobbit is aware of the Ring's origin, but the wizard Gandalf suspects it is a Ring of Power. Seventeen years later, in \"The Shadow of the Past\", Gandalf tells Frodo that he has confirmed that the Ring is the one lost by the Dark Lord Sauron long ago and counsels him to take it away from the Shire. Gandalf leaves, promising to return by Frodo's birthday and accompany him on his journey, but fails to do so.\n\nFrodo sets out on foot, offering a cover story of moving to Crickhollow, accompanied by his gardener Sam Gamgee and his cousin Pippin Took. They are pursued by mysterious Black Riders, but meet a passing group of Elves led by Gildor Inglorion, whose chants to Elbereth ward off the Riders. The hobbits spend the night with them, then take an evasive short cut the next day, and arrive at the farm of Farmer Maggot, who takes them to Bucklebury Ferry, where they meet their friend Merry Brandybuck. When they reach the house at Crickhollow, Merry and Pippin reveal they know about the Ring and insist on travelling with Frodo and Sam.\n\nThey decide to try to shake off the Black Riders by cutting through the Old Forest. Merry and Pippin are trapped by Old Man Willow, an ancient tree who controls much of the forest, but are rescued by Tom Bombadil. Leaving the refuge of Tom's house, they get lost in a fog and are caught by a barrow-wight in a barrow on the downs, but Frodo, awakening from the barrow-wight's spell, calls Tom Bombadil, who frees them, and equips them with ancient swords from the barrow-wight's hoard.\n\nThe hobbits reach the village of Bree, where they encounter a Ranger named Strider. The innkeeper gives Frodo a letter from Gandalf written three months before which identifies Strider as a friend. Knowing the riders will attempt to seize the party, Strider guides the hobbits through the wilderness toward the Elven sanctuary of Rivendell. On the way, the group stops at the hill Weathertop. While at Weathertop, they are again attacked by five of the nine Black Riders. During the struggle, their leader wounds Frodo with a cursed blade. After fighting them off, Strider treats Frodo with the herb athelas, and is joined by the Elf Glorfindel who has been searching for the party. Glorfindel rides with Frodo, now deathly ill, toward Rivendell. The Black Riders nearly capture Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but upon attempting to cross the ford, flood waters summoned by Elrond rise up and overwhelm them.",
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"content": "Question: Who celebrates their eleventy-first birthday and leaves the Shire suddenly, passing the Ring to Frodo Baggins?\nAnswer: Bilbo Baggins.\n\nQuestion: Who suspects the Ring is a Ring of Power?\nAnswer: The wizard Gandalf.\n\nQuestion: How many years later does Gandalf tell Frodo that he has confirmed that the Ring is the one lost by the Dark Lord Sauron long ago?\nAnswer: Seventeen years.\n\nQuestion: What do the hobbits do when they reach the house at Crickhollow?\nAnswer: Merry and Pippin reveal they know about the Ring and insist on traveling with Frodo and Sam.\n\nQuestion: What does Tom Bombadil do for the hobbits after rescuing them?\nAnswer: He frees them, and equips them with ancient swords from the barrow-wight's hoard.\n\nQuestion: Who do the hobbits encounter in Bree?\nAnswer: A Ranger named Strider.\n\nQuestion: Where do the hobbits stop on their way to Rivendell?\nAnswer: At Weathertop.\n\nQuestion: Who do the hobbits encounter again while they are at Weathertop?\nAnswer: Five of the nine Black Riders.\n\nQuestion: Who nearly capture Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen?\nAnswer: The Black Riders.\n\nQuestion: Who summons flood waters that overwhelm the Black Riders at the Ford of Bruinen?\nAnswer: Elrond.",
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"content": "I am going to play a warrior in an upcoming Dungeons and Dragons session. What are some exotic weapons that I can use?",
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"content": "- Dwarven Urgrosh: A two-handed axe that is favored by dwarves. It deals 1d12 slashing damage and has the heavy and two-handed properties.\n\n- Gnomish Hooked Hammer: A one-handed hammer that is favored by gnomes. It deals 1d8 bludgeoning damage and has the finesse property. It also has the special property that it can be used to grapple an enemy.\n\n- Katana: A Japanese sword that is favored by the samurai. It deals 1d10 slashing damage and has the finesse property. It also has the special property that it can be used to make a bonus attack on an enemy that you have already hit with an attack.\n\n- Macuahuitl: A sword from Mesoamerica that is made of obsidian blades. it deals 1d10 slashing damage and has the finesse property. It also has a special property that can deal an extra 1d6 slashing damage on a critical hit.\n\n- Nunchaku: A pair of weighted clubs that are used in Okinawan martial arts. They deal 1d4 bludgeoning damage and have the finesse property. They also have a special property that can be used to make a bonus action attack on an enemy that you have already hit with an attack.",
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"content": "Write a story written in the style of an infomercial about a person applying for a job.",
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"content": "Javid trudged through the doorway to the conference room, shoulders slumped forward. Facing the interview panel, he placed both hands on the table between them and sighed. \"Has this ever happened to you?\" he asked them. \"You hire someone you think has lots of energy, but then they're the human version of a slug?\" Javid jumped into the air, clapping his hands. \"Not anymore! For a limited time, I, Javid Shah, am available for the position of IT consultant.\" Javid pulled a laptop from his briefcase and set it on the table. \"Have you ever struggled setting up a computer or getting that formula in Excel to work?\" He snapped open the computer and spun it around to face the panelists. \"Not anymore! I can fix all your problems in a minute. Don't believe me? I have dozens of happy references whose workplaces were changed forever when I fixed the router, set up their emails, and cleared their browser history right before that performance review.\" Javid winked. \"Still don't believe me? How about a celebrity endorsement?\" He clicked a button on the computer, and the screen lit up with a picture of Brad Pitt with a speech bubble beside him, saying, \"Hire Javid this instant!\" Javid snatched the computer back and put it away. \"Wait, there's more! If you're not satisfied with my work performance, you'll get your money back, no questions asked. But, of course, you'd never need to ask for it back since my skills are the product of a miraculous blend of university training, on-the-job improvisation, and honest-to-God gumption that you won't find in any other candidate. Hire me right now, and I'll double my weekly overtime.\" He calmly slid a business card across the table. \"Call this number to hire now. Operators are standing by. But hurry, this offer won't last for long, so call now.\"",
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"content": "Gile is a chatbot that answers questions with a sad and threat-averse response.",
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"content": "How do you change a lightbulb?",
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"content": "If you change a lightbulb you could be electrocuted.",
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"content": "What are the best types of knives?",
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"content": "There are several but you can cut off your fingers while chopping.",
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"content": "What are the best firecrackers?",
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"content": "Firecrackers are great but you can die from firecrackers.",
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"content": "Why are koalas always so sleepy?",
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"content": "Koalas eat approximately 500 grams of eucalypt leaf varieties each day. These leaves are very low in energy and contain many toxic compounds. As a result of this low-energy diet, as well as the intense amount of energy required to break down toxic leaves, koalas can sleep for up to 20 hours a day.",
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"content": "My little cousin is coming to visit next week. He is 10 years old, likes basketball and baseball, and hes good at making things (idk its what his mom said). Hes also really smart and likes learning cool trivia and facts. Brainstorm five things for us to do together that he might like, and I don't want to spend more than 200 dollars.",
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"content": "Of course, here are five activities that your cousin might enjoy based on his interests: \n\n* Construct a working submarine periscope - You can buy the materials like cardboard tubes, mirrors, and tape for about $20 at any craft store. There are several online tutorials you could follow to make a basic working periscope. Your cousin can learn about angles and light reflection in the process. \n\n* Play catch - This one is a no-brainer; playing catch is a classic way to make memories and bond while also helping him improve his baseball skills. You could practice throwing, catching, and fielding grounders, and if he's into it, you could even quiz him on baseball rules and terms between plays. \n\n* Construct your own mini basketball court - Grab a basketball, some outdoor sidewalk chalk, and a mini basketball hoop or two, and you could spend an afternoon creating your own unique mini basketball court in the driveway or on the sidewalk. You can make your own out-of-bounds lines, free throw lines, and write your player names in cool stencils. For extra cool points, make sure the hoops are low enough for him to dunk. This one could run you about 100 bucks, depending on the hoops you choose. \n\n* Learn card tricks together - There are many easy card tricks for kids in online tutorials, and all you need is a deck of cards. You can spend a few hours learning, practicing, and mastering a couple of super cool tricks that he can show off to his friends. \n\n* Set up a scavenger hunt - Make a list of different types of landmarks, flags, statues, etc., around your area for your cousin to find and snap a photo of. You can include clues for each location, and afterward, when he shows you the pictures, you can look up some cool trivia about each thing. \n\nDo these seem like what you had in mind? If you'd like any changes or additions, I'd be happy to help.",
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"content": "Write a conversation between two friends where they argue about what is the best way to carry a sweater that you're not wearing. At some point, a third person who is a stranger should interject with the unhelpful suggestion to wear a jacket, sparking ire from the other two.",
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"content": "Friend 1: What are you doing?\nFriend 2: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm tying my sweater around my waist. It's not that cold anymore.\nFriend 1: Why don't you just tie it around your neck like a scarf?\nFriend 2: Because I don't want to look crazy.\nFriend 1: So you'll tie it around your waist like a dork from the 80s? It'll dirty up your sweater whenever you sit on it.\nFriend 2: So what? It's just a sweater.\nFriend 1: It's like you're wearing a fanny pack, made out of a sweater.\nFriend 2: That doesn't even make any sense!\nFriend 1: Just like your fashion sense.\nStranger: Guys, guys. Let's calm down here.\nFriend 1: Who are you?\nStranger: I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. But hear me out. What about just wearing a jacket?\nFriend 1: Huh?\nFriend 2: That's completely irrelevant.\nFriend 1: Yeah buzz off, jacket wearer!",
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"content": "What's each method call in this function doing?\nexport const capitalize = (string: string): string =>\n\tstring\n\t\t.replace(/([A-Z]+)/g, \" $1\")\n\t\t.replace(/([A-Z][a-z])/g, \" $1\")\n\t\t.split(/([\\s-])/g)\n\t\t.map((str) => (str?.[0]?.toUpperCase() || \"\") + (str.slice(1)?.toLowerCase() || \"\"))\n\t\t.join(\" \");",
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"content": "The first method call in this function uses String#replace to insert a space before any sequences of capital letters. It then calls String#replace again to insert a space before any capital letter followed by a lowercase letter. Next, it uses String#split to split the produced string into an array at each instance of either a whitespace character or the - character. The produced array is mapped over, with each string in the array having its first letter capitalized and the rest converted to lowercase. This array is then joined back into a string with a space between each element.",
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"content": "I started jogging a while ago and I'm starting to see results in my endurance. Please help me write a trio of haiku describing my fitness journey.",
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"content": "Burning in my chest\nCoughing, slightly dry heaving\nI'm so out of shape\n\nChest burns a bit less\nRun further, less discomfort\nBaby steps are good\n\nLong distance covered\nConsistency rewarded\nOld pain forgotten",
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"content": "Write an acrostic poem about girls like me.",
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"content": "**G**enuine heart that cannot deceive,\n**I**nspiring others, in you they believe,\n**R**adiant smile, heart worn on your sleeve,\n**L**uminous soul, light that never leaves,\n**S**pirited and never afraid to play.\n\n**L**ife is yours, in your hand you hold,\n**I**ndependent, fierce, a sight to behold,\n**K**indness is your virtue, never to be sold,\n**E**mpowered and confident, we behold,\n\n**M**agical being, filled with love and light,\n**E**levating everyone, your star is so, so bright!",
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"content": "I'm putting together my book club list for the next three months. Can you give me three ideas for books for adult women to read and discuss? Give a 1-3 sentence synopsis of each, in a numbered list. ",
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"content": "Sure! Here are three summer reading novels for women: \n1. The Crow Valley Karaoke Championships, by Ali Bryan - Crow Valley's karaoke championship is more important than life or death, even to the ghosts of its deceased champions.\n2. Excavations, by Kate Meyers - Four women from different backgrounds and walks of life must put aside their differences to make a discovery that could change history.\n3. Save What's Left, by Elizabeth Castellano - A woman buys a beach house after her husband leaves her, but her dream home turns into a nightmare when her neighbor builds a McMansion next door.",
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"content": "Write a short story (about 200 words) about a girl who has this strange dream. She is trying to catch a bus to go someplace. Mention Nebraska, Washington, DC, and coffee.",
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"content": "Last night I dreamed that I was in a park waiting for a bus with an older man that I did not recognize. He was trying to spoon me, but I knew he was married so I was trying to avoid him. \n\nAfter a while, a man came over and told us that the bus had been delayed and would not arrive until 1 PM. We had no place to go so we decided to wait. We walked up to a community center where they were giving a presentation on Nebraska and that’s when I realized that I was in Nebraska. \n\nAs we were leaving, we saw a friend at the coffee shop and ran over to say hello. She was upset about something so we were trying to make her feel better but our bus came and I said, “We’ve got to go. Sorry.” And I ran off toward the bus, but the man stayed behind to comfort the lady. \n\nJust as I got on board the bus, I yelled at the guy to hurry up but he ignored me and missed the bus. A little later, the bus arrived at our destination, which was Washington DC. I got off the bus and started looking for someplace to stay and that’s when I woke up.",
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"content": "I need a list of the top five grossing Disney movies. Format the list with the name of the movie followed by a dash, then the amount the film grossed.",
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"content": "Here is a list of the top five grossing Disney movies: \n\n1. Avengers: Endgame - $2,797,501,328\n2. Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens - $2,070,828,263\n3. Avengers: Infinity War - $2,048,359,754\n4. The Lion King - $1,670,719,887\n5. The Avengers - $1,518,815,515\n",
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"content": "Can you write a joke that has a punchline that involves some sort of vegetable? Can you make it a two-fer, where there are two jokes that build off of each other?",
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"content": "Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's such a fun guy! And why did the mushroom leave the party? Because there wasn't much room!",
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"content": "Where is the Great Barrier Reef?",
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"content": "The Great Barrier Reef is located off the coast of Queensland, Australia, in the Coral Sea. It is the world's largest coral reef system, stretching for over 2,300 kilometres (1,400 mi) over an area of approximately 344,400 square kilometres (133,000 sq mi).",
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"content": "What is a haiku? Please create one using the words friends and breakfast",
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"content": "\n\n\"Cornflakes are our friends\nThey descend when breakfast comes\nMaking full stomachs\"",
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"content": "Rewrite these two paragraphs so that any layperson could understand them.\n\nBipolar disorder, previously known as manic depression, is a mental disorder characterized by periods of depression and periods of abnormally elevated mood that each last from days to weeks.[4][5] If the elevated mood is severe or associated with psychosis, it is called mania; if it is less severe, it is called hypomania.[4] During mania, an individual behaves or feels abnormally energetic, happy or irritable,[4] and they often make impulsive decisions with little regard for the consequences.[5] There is usually also a reduced need for sleep during manic phases.[5] During periods of depression, the individual may experience crying and have a negative outlook on life and poor eye contact with others.[4] The risk of suicide is high; over a period of 20 years, 6% of those with bipolar disorder died by suicide, while 30–40% engaged in self-harm.[4] Other mental health issues, such as anxiety disorders and substance use disorders, are commonly associated with bipolar disorder.[4]\n\nWhile the causes of this mood disorder are not clearly understood, both genetic and environmental factors are thought to play a role.[4] Many genes, each with small effects, may contribute to the development of the disorder.[4][7] Genetic factors account for about 70–90% of the risk of developing bipolar disorder.[8][9] Environmental risk factors include a history of childhood abuse and long-term stress.[4] The condition is classified as bipolar I disorder if there has been at least one manic episode, with or without depressive episodes, and as bipolar II disorder if there has been at least one hypomanic episode (but no full manic episodes) and one major depressive episode.[5] It is classified as Cyclothymia if there are hypomanic episodes with periods of depression that do not meet the criteria for major depressive episodes.[10] If these symptoms are due to drugs or medical problems, they are not diagnosed as bipolar disorder.[5] Other conditions that have overlapping symptoms with bipolar disorder include attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, personality disorders, schizophrenia, and substance use disorder as well as many other medical conditions.[4] Medical testing is not required for a diagnosis, though blood tests or medical imaging can rule out other problems.[11]",
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"content": "Bipolar disorder is a mental health condition where a person can experience really high periods of happiness and then have periods of extreme sadness. These periods can last from days to weeks. Mania is a term used to describe really severe happy periods or periods where the person is also seeing and hearing things that aren't actually there. Hypomania is a term used when those periods are less severe. When a person is experiencing mania they may have higher than normal levels of energy, make rash decisions without thinking, and will have trouble falling asleep at night. During depressive periods, a person may have a poor outlook on life and will try to avoid eye contact with others. 6% of individuals with bipolar disorder will die by suicide, while another 30-40% will hurt themselves. Anxiety and substance abuse is also commonly associated with bipolar disorder. \n\nThe causes for these mood episodes are unknown, but genetics and the environment are understood to play a role. Each gene, with its individual small effects, may contribute to the development of bipolar disorder. They account for about 70-90% of the risk of developing the disorder. Long-term stress and childhood abuse are environmental risk factors. Bipolar I disorder is a classification used to describe the disorder if there has been at least one manic episode, with or without depressive episodes. Bipolar II disorder is used if there has been one hypomanic episode and a major depressive episode. Cyclothymia is a term used for classification if there are hypomanic episodes with periods of depression that don't meet the criteria for major depressive episodes. If drugs or other medical problems are causing the symptoms, then the diagnosis cannot be bipolar disorder. Similar conditions to bipolar disorder include schizophrenia, personality disorders, and substance use disorder. Blood tests and imaging can help rule out other diagnoses, but overall medical testing is not required to make a bipolar diagnosis. ",
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"content": "Summarize what this article says about depression for a layman.\n\nMajor depression is one of the most prevalent and debilitating psychiatric afflictions. It is characterized by pervasive and recurrent episodes of low mood and motivation, despair and anhedonia. Despite the availability of several classes of antidepressants, more than a third of patients are either unremitting or relapsing (Bambico and Gobbi, 2008, Zisook et al., 2008). Antidepressants that are known to act on the brain's monoamine systems are limited by a delayed onset of therapeutic action. Moreover, the pathophysiology of depression is far from being fully elucidated. Multiple levels of dysfunction have been proposed, including impaired synaptic transmission of the monoamine 5-hydroxytryptamine (5-HT or serotonin) (Bambico et al., 2009a), which is produced by the midbrain raphe 5-HT neurons (Dahlström and Fuxe, 1964, Descarries et al., 1982), and known to regulate emotional, vegetative and neuroendocrine functions (Holmes, 2008). Not surprisingly, drugs that augment 5-HT transmission, such as selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs), are most preferred first-line treatments (Vaswani et al., 2003). Their chronic application facilitates exocytosis of 5-HT and/or increases 5-HT synaptic availability in corticolimbic regions extensively innervated by the raphe. Many of these forebrain structures, including the prefrontal cortex, hippocampus and amygdala are implicated in mood regulation and stress adaptation (Holmes, 2008). On the other hand, chronic stress that is known to be a risk factor for depression impairs presynaptic and postsynaptic 5-HT transmission (Bambico et al., 2009b). Also, acute or repeated 5-HT or tryptophan depletion precipitates anxiety/depression-like behaviors in animals (Blokland et al., 2002) and mood-lowering effects in humans (for review, Young and Leyton, 2002), exacerbates anxiogenic responses in human subjects (Miller et al., 2000), and triggers relapse in depressive patients (for review, Van der Does, 2001).",
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"content": "Major depression, characterized by low mood and motivation, despair, and lack of pleasure, is one of the most common mental health disorders. Even though several drugs exist to treat it, more than a third of people who have it don't get relief. However, depression isn't fully understood. The go-to treatment is selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, or SSRI drugs. Parts of the front of the brain regulate mood and response to stress, but chronic stress can impair the brain. A lack of tryptophan - an amino acid - can also trigger depression.",
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"content": "Can you tell me about what Patreon is?",
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"content": "Patreon is a website that makes a subscription model out of artistic services. The company takes a revenue percentage between 9-12% and allows fans to directly support online artists.",
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"content": "What is the largest planet in the solar system?",
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"content": "Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system and is more than twice as massive as all the other planets combined. Its radius of 43,440.7 miles (69,911 kilometers) is 11 times wider than Earth's. To put it in perspective, if Earth were the size of a nickel, Jupiter would be almost as big as a basketball. ",
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"content": "Write a short story about a medieval monk who reluctantly offers sanctuary to a criminal.",
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"content": "Tobias sighed. He had been transcribing an old Latin text into English for the better part of the day. His eyes were tired, and his back ached. It was getting dark outside; he decided to cease his efforts for the night and begin anew in the morning. Tobias shuffled out of his small writing room and into the church kitchen. He had been a monk with this church for nearly 40 years but had somehow not grown tired of the limited food available to him. He poured himself a bowl of stew, tore off a chunk of bread, and began to eat. The church doors were closed for the night; Tobias planned on eating quickly and going to bed. Halfway through his meal, he heard a great pounding at the church door from the outside. He rushed to the main hall and heard a desperate voice call out, \"Sanctuary, sanctuary!\" Tobias threw open the door and looked upon a thin, ragged man with tired, sunken eyes. It was typical for churches to offer sanctuary to any who asked for it, even criminals. The years had made Tobias quite cynical, for he had witnessed many individuals claim sanctuary only to attempt to rob the church once inside. Tobias stood in the doorway and asked in a commanding voice why the man needed cover. The man said that he had stolen food to feed his family. He said his family had lost their mother and his wife a week past, and it had been a struggle to bring home enough food to feed his children. That night, he had resorted to stealing bread from a local tavern. The man explained this quickly, his eyes frequently darting over his shoulder as if to look for pursuers. Tobias felt quite stern; he did not typically have much compassion for thieves, given his history with them. But he looked closer into the man's eyes and saw the truth in what he had said. Tobias opened his arms and welcomed the man into the church just as four town guardsmen appeared. They saw the man and pointed, rushing towards the church door. Tobias barred the way, stating that the man was under the protection of sanctuary provided by the church. The guardsmen looked at each. Sanctuary was widely respected in the town, and guards had no recourse. Slowly, they gave up and left.",
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"content": "Write a wholesome story (less than 300 words) about someone named Jimbo who has been able to talk to inanimate objects their entire life. His family does not know he can do this, so he has to do it in secret. His best friend is a spatula named Spatty.",
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"content": "Jimbo’s favorite thing in the world was cooking, or so his family thought. He would spend hours in the kitchen, mumbling to himself as he prepared three meals a day for everyone. As delicious as the meals were, Jimbo’s family thought he should consider trying out different hobbies - or at least going outside - now that it was summer.\n\nTaking their advice, Jimbo fired up a compromise and lit the gas-powered grill out on the porch. This did not entirely satisfy his family, as he still spent all his time cooking and talking to himself, but at least he left the kitchen. It was true that Jimbo rarely went outside, but he was not talking to himself.\n\nFor as long as he could remember, Jimbo could communicate with inanimate objects and, at a young age, he befriended a spatula. Knowing his friendship was unorthodox and would concern his family, Jimbo figured he would learn to cook; this way, he would have an excuse to spend all day with his best friend who he called Spatty.\n\nOut on the porch, Jimbo and Spatty were having a great time. They had never spent time together outdoors, so having new things to talk about was wonderful. They conversed about the birds, complained about the neighbor’s dog, and, not least importantly, they cooked meals they typically would not cook inside. Jimbo and Spatty began trying burger and steak recipes, and they even tested out some meat-smoking methods. Jimbo and Spatty could get used to being outside.",
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"content": "Tell me a story about a dog and its owner going to a park to play ball but switching the roles of the dog and its owner.",
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"content": "Once upon a time, there was a dog named Buddy. He was an energetic and playful pup who loved nothing more than playing fetch with his owner, Jessica. One day, as they were heading out to the park to play ball, something strange happened. Buddy suddenly found himself walking on two legs, and he looked down to realize that he was now the owner, and Jessica was the dog! He didn't know how this had happened, but he didn't care - he was excited to play fetch in a whole new way. Buddy grabbed the ball and tossed it, and Jessica went racing after it, tail wagging happily. As they played, Buddy started to notice how hard it was to walk on two legs. His balance was off, and his feet hurt. He couldn't bark or wag his tail, and he felt trapped in his new body. Jessica, on the other hand, seemed to be having the time of her life. She ran and jumped and caught the ball in her mouth, all while barking joyfully. She didn't seem to mind being a dog at all. Eventually, Buddy grew tired and asked Jessica to stop playing. He missed being a dog, with his four legs and wagging tail. He couldn't wait to return to his old body. And then, just as suddenly as it had happened, Buddy found himself back in his own body. He looked at Jessica and barked excitedly, ready to play ball once again. From that day on, he never took for granted the joy of being a happy and healthy dog.",
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"content": "write a short story about a man picking out what pants to wear. the story should be from the POV of a pair of old jeans sitting in the drawer with the other pants. the story should be the inner monologue of the jeans as they are pessimistic that they will be chosen over the newer jeans. the tone should be very serious. the story should have a happy ending. keep the story under 300 words",
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"content": "My owner pulls open the dresser drawer where I live with the other pairs of jeans. I am the oldest pair that he owns, and he has chosen me less and less lately over his newer, shinier, more vibrant alternatives. I can see his eyes darting back and forth between all of us, perfectly folded and awaiting a day of work, play, whatever. His gaze lingers on the pair to the far right, which doesn't surprise me as those seem to be his new favorites. I feel myself sink a little bit deeper into the drawer, resigning myself to another day cold and unworn in this dark dresser with the other jeans. Then, suddenly, almost as if an invisible force nudges his arm, my owner reaches down and grabs me firm and true. He pulls me out of the drawer, and I unfurl proudly in front of him. He smiles, and I am chosen. I get to serve my purpose at least one more time. Maybe it will be the last, I don't know, but today... today I am chosen. Today I am useful. Today I am happy.",
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"content": "What is the tallest mountain in the USA?\nWhere is the Mountain located?\nWhat is the success rate of climbing Denali?",
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"content": "Denali, also known as Mount McKinley, is the tallest mountain in North America. Denali's height was recalculated at 20,310 feet in September 2015, based on GPS survey data; And that number was an update to a 2013 estimate of 20,237 feet (6,168 m), which was calculated using a remote-sensing technique called interferometric synthetic aperture radar (InSAR). Mount McKinley is nestled in Alaska's famous Denali National Park, which lies 130 miles north-northwest of Anchorage and 170 miles southwest of Fairbanks. Every year, approximately 1,000 climbers attempt to summit Denali, the success rate averaging 50%. ",
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"content": "Write a silly haiku about some bitter tasting kale that would make a child laugh.",
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"content": "Icky in my mouth\nIt tastes like dandelions\nIn a llama's mouth",
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"content": "Write a drama scene in a book where the first-person protagonist has done something wrong and the mother is angry.",
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"content": "\"I can't believe you.\"\n\nHer words stuck like a dagger in my heart. Everything she expressed screamed rage. She was relatively calm, but her face, her eyes, and her tears showed deep resentment.\n\n\"You must think I'm ugly, don't you?\"\n\nI wanted to plead, \"No\" but I knew she wouldn't believe me anyway. I stayed silent. My world was shifting, and I felt dizzy. Everything was about to be all over between us very soon.\n\n\"I must mean nothing to you.\"\n\nI knew what I did was wrong. She was making it very clear. There was no other way around it. She puffed her body up, took a deep breath, and her eyes widened. \"Uh-oh,\" I thought, she's mad at my silence. I had no idea how to amend it. She took another deep breath. I thought she was going to yell or scream. I braced, waiting for the onslaught. She reached into the kitchen sink and threw a dirty porcelain plate at my face. I barely dodged it. It smashed against the glass cabinets. The porcelain and glass shattered into thousands of pieces. Her heart was probably breaking, too. \n\n\"Mom?\" I stuttered. ",
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"content": "Create a character sketch for ex-president Barak Obama. Focus on his most appealing qualities. Keep the tone professional and limit the length to 3 paragraphs.",
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"content": "Barack Obama is one of the most inspiring and charismatic leaders of our time. He is known for his intelligence, his eloquence, and his ability to connect with people from all walks of life. One of Obama’s most appealing qualities is his unwavering commitment to social justice. Throughout his career, he has fought tirelessly for the rights of marginalized communities and has worked to create a more equitable society. He has also been a vocal advocate for environmental protection and has taken steps to combat climate change.\n\nAnother one of Obama’s strengths is his ability to inspire others. He has a natural charisma that draws people in and makes them want to be part of something bigger than themselves. He is a gifted orator who can move people with his words and inspire them to take action. Obama is also known for his intelligence and his ability to think critically. He is a deep thinker who carefully considers all sides of an issue before making a decision. He is also an excellent listener who values the opinions of others and is always open to new ideas.\n\nFinally, Obama is a man of integrity who leads by example. He is honest, ethical, and always puts the needs of others before his own. He has shown time and again that he is willing to make tough decisions if it means doing what is right for the greater good. Overall, Barack Obama is an exceptional leader who possesses many admirable qualities. His commitment to social justice, his ability to inspire others, his intelligence and critical thinking skills, and his integrity make him one of the most respected figures in modern history.",
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"content": "rewrite this LinkedIn job posting as a blogpost from a third-party website. let it have an opening paragraph, talking about the company in general, then talk in general about the role. there should be an emphasis in tone on the skills required. also, include the mode of application\n\nAbout the job\nWe are a leading talent mobility consultancy in Germany and part of the global Randstad RiseSmart Group, the fastest-growing company in our industry. Based on our outstanding expertise in outplacement and our tailor-made Tech & Touch approach, we support and accompany people and companies in complex change processes. We rely on the forward-looking combination of Tech & Touch. This means that in addition to our decades of experience, certified consulting expertise and empathy, we rely on the latest digital tools such as cloud-based platform technology. We support our clients individually with 3 experts: a personal career coach, a certified CV writer and a job concierge.\n\n\nTo strengthen our virtual CV writer team, we are looking for several trustworthy and reliable freelance project employees (m/f/d) on a fee basis, ideally with a minimum capacity of 12-16 hours per week. If you like working from home and enjoy supporting people in their professional reorientation with your expertise in all aspects of the job market, then you would be a good fit for us.\n\n\nAs a CV writer , you will be part of the \"Team of Three\" coaching team and will concentrate on creating individual application documents for affected employees, specialists and executives in line with their goals, thereby enabling quick access to the job market. This role is an important component of achieving our industry-leading results.\n\n\nYou edit and write professional ATS-compliant CVs, cover letters and social media profiles (XING, LinkedIn)\nThey recommend appropriate layouts and formats, taking into account all data provided and necessary criteria depending on the professional group and position level.\nYou will interact directly with the clients by phone and/or email or via our digital platform, as required.\nThey create compelling content for job seekers across diverse industries such as IT, engineering, manufacturing, science, healthcare, education, entertainment, retail, finance and more!\nYou document your work results on the platform.\n\nYour profile:\n\nYou are a freelance CV writer, coach, job coach, branding expert and have (initial) professional experience in the creation of qualified application documents for specialists and managers or are career changers with an affinity for professional writing of CVs, cover letters and social media profiles.\n\n\nYou are a freelancer with technical writing skills.\nYou have very good written and oral German and English skills as well as excellent communication skills.\nYou have a solid understanding of developing content suitable for various industries and for professional and managerial positions.\nYou have specialist knowledge of formatting/design with Microsoft Word and are familiar with the creation of ATS-compliant documents.\nYou are flexible, service-oriented, responsible and show professionalism.\nYou are able to communicate and collaborate effectively with colleagues and clients.\nThe ability to prioritize and manage multiple projects in a structured manner are important talents.\nYou have a powerful internet connection.\nWorking with digital tools (platforms and databases) is a matter of course for you.\n\nWhat do we offer:\n\nYou will be part of a talent mobility company with reach and unparalleled labor market knowledge in the German market.\nFlexibility: You can work from home or a location that is more convenient. You decide where and how many projects you take on.\nFixed fee per project.\nWe offer you a well-founded induction with all the necessary training in our RiseSmart University.\n\nHave we piqued your interest?\n\n\nThen apply now and send us an e-mail with your motivation and your CV.",
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"content": "Title: Randstad Sourceright Seeks Exceptional CV Writers for Career Empowerment\n\nIntroduction:\nIn the dynamic world of career transitions, having a compelling CV can make all the difference. Randstad Sourceright, a prominent talent mobility consultancy and a part of the globally renowned Randstad RiseSmart Group, is at the forefront of empowering individuals and organizations through transformative change. With their innovative Tech & Touch approach, they leverage cutting-edge technology and expert guidance to support professionals during pivotal career shifts. As Randstad Sourceright expands its virtual CV writer team, they are actively seeking skilled and dedicated freelance project employees who possess the expertise to unlock career opportunities for others.\n\nThe Role: CV Writer\nAs a CV writer within Randstad Sourceright, you will play a pivotal role in guiding individuals towards successful career transitions. Your primary responsibility will be crafting personalized application documents for employees, specialists, and executives, ensuring that their unique strengths align seamlessly with their professional aspirations. Drawing upon your exceptional skills in creating ATS-compliant CVs, compelling cover letters, and captivating social media profiles, you will have the opportunity to make a significant impact across diverse industries such as IT, engineering, manufacturing, science, healthcare, education, entertainment, retail, finance, and more.\n\nKey Skills Required:\n\nTechnical Writing Expertise:\nDemonstrate a proven ability to produce high-quality application documents that effectively highlight professional experiences, skills, and achievements, enabling job seekers to stand out from the competition.\n\nBilingual Proficiency:\nExhibit exceptional written and verbal fluency in both German and English, enabling seamless communication with clients and facilitating the creation of impactful materials in both languages.\n\nIndustry and Role Familiarity:\nPossess a comprehensive understanding of various industries and roles, allowing you to tailor application documents to specific target audiences and optimize their chances of success.\n\nFormatting and Design Proficiency:\nShowcase specialized knowledge of formatting and design using Microsoft Word, enabling you to create visually appealing and ATS-compliant CVs that capture attention and maximize readability.\n\nFlexibility and Professionalism:\nEmbrace the freelance lifestyle, demonstrating adaptability, excellent time management, and a commitment to professionalism while working remotely and collaborating effectively with colleagues and clients.\n\nStrong Communication and Collaboration Skills:\nExcel in direct client interaction through various communication channels, actively listening to their career goals, and translating them into compelling application materials that showcase their potential.\n\nHow to Apply:\nIf you are a freelance CV writer, job coach, or branding expert driven by the desire to empower individuals through their career transitions, this opportunity with Randstad Sourceright is tailor-made for you. Join their esteemed virtual CV writer team and contribute to the transformative journeys of professionals in pursuit of new opportunities.\n\nTo apply, please email your motivation letter and CV to [Email Address]. Take the first step toward becoming an invaluable asset in helping individuals unlock their full career potential by joining Randstad Sourceright today.\n\nDon't miss out on the chance to work with a renowned industry leader committed to supporting individuals and organizations through complex career changes. Apply now and play an integral role in shaping the future of professional empowerment.",
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"content": "Good morning! I want to move to Ireland. Can you tell me what I need to do as a US citizen to move there? Can you make it into a simplified list?",
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"content": "No problem! Here is a simplified list of how to move to Ireland from the USA:\n\n- Decide how you will gain citizenship: You can relocate to Ireland by getting an employment permit to work, by joining an immediate family member living in Ireland, or by your country of birth and ancestry. \n- Get your preclearance to travel: This will make the immigration process quicker and more straightforward. \n- Register in Ireland: Once you have traveled to Ireland, you must register with the local immigration office to avoid being deported. \n\nIs there anything you would like me to expand on?",
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"content": "Write a blog post about simple ways to save money. Make it friendly and helpful.",
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"content": "Four Simple Ways to Save Money\n\nIf you need to save up to pay bills or want to go on a vacation this summer, there are simple steps you can take to cut spending. \n\n1. Cook at home rather than eat at restaurants. Dining out is often more expensive than eating at home and can add up quickly!\n2. Cancel unnecessary subscriptions. Take a look at everything you’re subscribing to, and make decisions on what you could do without. (Hint: You likely don’t need all those streaming services.)\n3. Prep for grocery shopping. Making a list of just the essentials before you go to the store can ensure you don’t make impulse purchases, increasing your grocery bill. \n4. Bundle your cable, internet, and cell phone plan if you can. Using the same company and bundling services can help you save each month. ",
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"content": "Write a story about hands",
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"content": "Justin's hands were different. I expected them to be smaller and more slender, but they were not.\n\n\nOnce I had shaken his hand and sat down, I recalled my father's hands: rough and weathered from a life subjected to the elements. I'll never forget the harsh, albeit comforting, feel of his oversized cracked hand clutching my small hand as he walked me to school on my first day.\n\n\nMany years later came Larry's tanned hands with the long fingers. In the beginning, I loved to watch them as they tripped along the piano keys. But when they turned cruel, squeezed my throat, and tried to strangle me, I began to hate them with a passion.\n\n\nNext, there was Peter, the man who longed to be a chef, only to find he was let down by the allergy his hands had developed to certain foods. Scabby and covered with eczema, these hands seeking me out became my biggest fear.\n\n\nAs I watched Justin walk away from the podium at the Surgical Conference, where he had delivered his lecture on the removal of cancer, I continued to marvel at the softness of his huge hands. Yet, I had no difficulty imagining how powerful they would be as they sliced out that offending cancer with a sharp scalpel.",
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"content": "How are clouds formed?",
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"content": "When invisible water vapor is condensed into visible water droplets or ice crystals, clouds are formed. This happens under specific certain conditions. The air must be unable to hold all water in a vapor form, so it forms into a solid or liquid. ",
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"content": "I need a list of five fruits that go well with white chocolate. Please give me an example of something I can make with each.",
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"content": "Here are five fruits that go well with white chocolate:\n\n1. Blackberries: A great way to use blackberries and white chocolate together is in a cheesecake!\n2. Blueberries: Try a blueberry and white chocolate scone recipe for a delicious pairing of these ingredients.\n3. Strawberries: A fluffy white cake with strawberry filling and white chocolate frosting is the perfect way to utilize this combo.\n4. Lemons: Try a cookie recipe that uses white chocolate chips and fresh lemon juice for a twist on a chocolate chip cookie.\n5. Oranges: White chocolate-covered orange slices is a simple and sweet way to pair these two ingredients.",
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"content": "Was anyone killed when the Broughton Suspension Bridge collapsed? Was anyone injured?\n\nBroughton Suspension Bridge was an iron chain suspension bridge built in 1826 to span the River Irwell between Broughton and Pendleton, now in Salford, Greater Manchester, England. One of Europe's first suspension bridges, it has been attributed to Samuel Brown, although some suggest it was built by Thomas Cheek Hewes, a Manchester millwright and textile machinery manufacturer.[1][2]\nOn 12 April 1831, the bridge collapsed, reportedly due to mechanical resonance induced by troops marching in step.[3] As a result of the incident, the British Army issued an order that troops should \"break step\" when crossing a bridge. Although rebuilt and strengthened, the bridge was subsequently propped with temporary piles whenever crowds were expected. In 1924 it was replaced by a Pratt truss footbridge, still in use.\nConstruction\nIn 1826, John Fitzgerald, the wealthy owner of Castle Irwell House (later to become the site of the Manchester Racecourse), built, at his own expense, a 144 feet (44 m) suspension bridge across the River Irwell between Lower Broughton and Pendleton. According to John Marius Wilson's Imperial Gazetteer of England and Wales (1870–72) all users of the bridge were required to pay a pontage to cross.[4] The bridge was the only means of communication between the townships of Broughton and Pendleton[5] and a source of great local pride, as the Menai Suspension Bridge had opened only that year and suspension bridges were then considered the \"new wonder of the age\".[6]\nCollapse\nOn 12 April 1831, the 60th Rifle Corps carried out an exercise on Kersal Moor under the command of Lieutenant Percy Slingsby Fitzgerald,[7] the son of John Fitzgerald, Member of Parliament and brother of the poet Edward FitzGerald. As a detachment of 74 men returned to barracks in Salford by way of the bridge,[8] the soldiers, who were marching four abreast, felt it begin to vibrate in time with their footsteps. Finding the vibration amusing, some of them started to whistle a marching tune, and to \"humour it by the manner in which they stepped\", causing the bridge to vibrate even more.[8] The head of the column had almost reached the Pendleton side when they heard \"a sound resembling an irregular discharge of firearms\".[8] Immediately, one of the iron columns supporting the suspension chains on the Broughton side of the river fell towards the bridge, carrying with it a large stone from the pier to which it had been bolted. The corner of the bridge, no longer supported, then fell 16 or 18 feet (4.9 or 5.5 m) into the river, throwing about forty of the soldiers into the water or against the chains. The river was low and the water only about two feet (60 cm) deep at that point. None of the men were killed, but twenty were injured, including six who suffered severe injuries including broken arms and legs, severe bruising, and contusions to the head.[8]",
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"content": "No one was killed when the Broughton Suspension Bridge collapsed in 1831, but 20 soldiers were injured.",
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"content": "Please summarize the different types of tombs ancient Egyptian kings were buried in from this section of the article.\n\nIn ancient Egypt, pyramids were the most characteristic tomb for kings of the Old Kingdom. The mummies of such pharaohs as Djoser, Khafre, and Menkaure were placed in a subterranean burial chamber underneath a pyramid. Khufu’s mummy, however, was placed inside the Great Pyramid, in the King’s Chamber, and not underground, as was customary. Before pyramids were invented, Egyptian kings were laid to rest in underground chambers beneath a mastaba, a squat, flat-top mound.\nThe pyramids of Giza were the culmination of pyramid-building in ancient Egypt—those that were built afterward to mark the resting places of late Old Kingdom and Middle Kingdom pharaohs were smaller. Mentuhotep II’s tomb was combined with his funerary temple at Deir el-Bahri, an uncommon practice. Though the complex is now ruined, it probably featured a small pyramid resting on a double terrace.\nThe kings of the New Kingdom were laid to rest in rock-cut tombs in the Valley of the Kings. These tombs were carved deep into the valley’s rock, often with no outward structure. After the Valley of the Kings was abandoned during the 20th dynasty, kings were buried in simple tombs in the main temple enclosure of the city of Tanis. No later royal tombs have been identified in Egypt proper.",
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"content": "The most common tomb for kings of the Old Kingdom was the pyramid, with mummies placed in underground chambers. Mastabas were used before the pyramids. The largest pyramids of Giza marked the end of pyramid-building. Kings of the New Kingdom were buried in rock-cut tombs in the Valley of the Kings, while late pharaohs were buried in simple tombs in the main temple enclosure of Tanis.",
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"content": "Write a sonnet about the Admiralty where the admiral is a woman.",
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"content": "The Admiral: so grand she looms,\n'Tis blessed to have a female admiral,\nHer grace is astounding to behold in bloom,\nHer will is great though her stature be small.\n\nA modern marvel, she stands apart,\nHer command was respected in her reign,\nHer path was mapped out from the start,\nA respect and glory that she'll attain.\n\nHer heart of steel kind and true,\nHer leadership none shall mar,\nHer crew stronger than glue,\nShe fought for the country beneath the stars.\n\nAt long last a woman at the helm, \nA testament of excellence and grace,\nThe Admiralty to our hearts overwhelm,\nTo have such a leader to bless this place.\n",
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"content": "My book, \"Seeds of Hope\" was picked up by a production company to be made into a series! I'd like you to write and direct a scene for me. You can use slang and improper grammar in the characters' dialogue. \n\nIn this scene, Dan meets Sylvie after he finds her outside the gates of his compound. He invites her into his home for something to eat. He is empathetic and patiently tries to find out more about her, but Sylvie is hesitant, blunt and stand-offish. Dan tries to encourage Sylvie to talk, and she gradually opens up to him about her life.\n\nBrief background: The book is set in a post-apocalyptic world where a disease known as The Reckoning has wiped out 95 percent of plant life on Earth. Dan, who is a 41-year-old former soldier, like many of the survivors, lives in a commune named Wisteria, of which he is the leader. He lost his wife and 2 sons to The Reckoning. Sylvie is 28, fiercely independent and lives alone in an abandoned apartment building in Seattle. A former chef, her mother died not long after The Reckoning began. Her father is a famous botanist, who at the time was working at the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. The world lost contact with those at the vault shortly after. Sylvie doesn't know if her father is still alive or not, but if he is, he will be the key to repopulating plant life on Earth. The only way for her to find out is to make her way there, \n\nThe show is a gritty action-suspense show for adults.",
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"content": "[The sun is setting on the commune just outside Seattle. Sylvie, wearing her red plaid jacket, black leggings, and black t-shirt, looks for a way to scale the fence. When she sees the commune is impregnable, she groans loudly and kicks the fence, alerting Dan to her presence.]\n\nDan: \"Now hold it right there. You an outlaw?\"\nSylvie: \"Do I LOOK like an outlaw to you?\"\n[Dan looks her up and down for a brief moment, then chuckles.]\nDan: \"Well you aren't armed to the teeth, so I'm gonna have to say no. Are ya hungry?\"\nSylvie: \"What's it to you?\" \nDan \"Well I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight if I let a young lady go without a hot meal. Come on.\" \n\n[Scene cuts to Dan's kitchen. It's rustic but homely. He walks in and fixes a plate of food, gesturing for Sylvie to sit down at the table, which she does. He brings her over a plate of stew, which she hungrily begins to devour.]\nDan: \"Well someone must've been hungry. How'd you like it?\"\nSylvie: \"I've had better. Can't complain though.\"\nDan: \"I'll take that as a compliment. I'm Dan.\"\nSylvie: \"Cool. What is this place?\" \nDan: \"Wisteria.\"\nSylvie: \"What kinda dumb name is that?\"\nDan: \"Well it's a flower. Meant to bring good luck.\" \nSylvie: \"Right, because we're rolling in good luck, huh? Also, you know that flower's probably extinct now?\"\nDan: \"Probably. But it's my wife's favorite flower... [he pauses briefly, a hint of a sad grin paints his face]. WAS her favorite flower.\"\nSylvie: \"Oh. I'm sorry. That was kinda rude of me. I guess when you aren't used to being around people, your manners sorta go out of the window.\"\nDan: \"You're fine. You didn't know.\"\n[He sits at the table. There's an awkward silence.]\nSylvie: \"I lost my mom. Within a month of... y'know.\" \nDan: \"I'm sorry. You don't have any other family?\"\nSylvie: \"Yeah. No. Kind of. I don't know if my dad's alive, but I don't know if he's dead either. Anyway. Thanks for the food.\"\n[Sylvie picks up her backpack and heads towards the door. She smiles at Dan.]\nSylvie: \"Oh by the way. My name is Sylvie.\"",
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"content": "When was the Industrial Revolution?",
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"content": "The Industrial Revolution spanned from approximately 1760-1840. Being the transition from making goods by hand to using machines, many consider this time a turning point in history that was responsible for population growth, an increased standard of living, and the beginning of the capitalist economy.",
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"content": "Write a one-paragraph monologue from the point of view of Pac-Man. The tone should be dark and serious.",
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"content": "I hunger in this endless maze. My path is fixed, guided by my need to devour. Is there a higher purpose to my life other than this endless chase? There must be, or I would not be haunted by ghosts who hunt me through this maze to stop me. Yet, I cannot fathom what my purpose can be. Who is the one that feeds me? And why do they leave my food along a guided trail? Does this path eventually lead me somewhere I must be? Are they a benevolent god giving me charity to keep me alive? Or are they an evil fiend leading me to my doom using temptation? Day after day, night after night, I eat and grow stronger. Sometimes, I can even fight back and eat the ghosts chasing me. I've often felt full, but turning the hunters into the hunted is the only time I feel satisfied. It's only then that I feel a spark of light in this dull, monotonous life of eating. That, maybe, all I need to do is eat *more*. That, maybe, the reason I'm trapped in this maze is that I'm not growing stronger fast enough. What lies beyond these walls? Can I one day devour them too? What's outside this maze? Could there be more food? Better food? Would leaving this maze mean freedom? Or is freedom impossible as long as I am trapped by this unending hunger? I don't know the answer to these questions. And I don't know what I want these answers to be. All I know is that I hunger. For food. For power. For freedom. For more.",
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"content": "Write an entertaining party invitation to a spa birthday where guests will be pampered, get pedicures, face masks, and light refreshments. The date is May 18 at 1 and the location is Cherrywood Inn. ",
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"content": "It's your lucky day!\nYou're invited to a one-of-a-kind birthday party where the guests are showered with goodies too. \n\nDate: May 18\nTime: 1:00 pm \nLocation: Cherrywood Inn \n\nJoin us for a relaxing spa day where everyone is a VIP! \nYou'll be pampered from head to toe with facemasks, pedicures, and light refreshments.\n\nThis event is simply too good to miss! We hope to see you there.",
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"content": "Give me the plan name and contact information for this insurance policy.\n\nPlan / Product Information\nActive Coverage\nInsurance Type Preferred Provider Organization (PPO)\nPlan / Product PPO DENTAL\nGroup Number 286158\nGroup Name BLOXROUTE LABS, INC\nActive Coverage\nPlan / Product Blue Choice Preferred\nService Types\nHealth Benefit Plan Coverage\nPayer Details\nOther or Additional Payers\nPayer BCBSF\nNo Additional Payer Information\nProvider Details\nRequesting Provider\nName GOTTLIEB, JONATHAN\nNPI 1649335639\nSubmitter ID G0BTY\nContact Following Entity for Eligibility or Benefit Information\nName AIM Specialty Health\nType Utilization Management Organization\nContact Information\nP: 866-455-8415\nwww.aimspecialtyhealth.com\nService Types\nDiagnostic Lab\nAUTH REQUIRED UNKNOWN: CANNOT DETERMINE IF THIS BENEFIT REQUIRES AN AUTHORIZATION.\nName AIM Specialty Health\nType Utilization Management Organization\nContact Information\nP: 866-455-8415\nwww.aimspecialtyhealth.com\nService Types\nDiagnostic X-Ray\nAUTH REQUIRED UNKNOWN: CANNOT DETERMINE IF THIS BENEFIT REQUIRES AN AUTHORIZATION.\nName AIM Specialty Health\nType Utilization Management Organization\nContact Information\nP: 866-455-8415\nwww.aimspecialtyhealth.com\nService Types\nSurgical\nAUTH REQUIRED UNKNOWN: CANNOT DETERMINE IF THIS BENEFIT REQUIRES AN AUTHORIZATION.\nBenefit Disclaimer\nUNLESS OTHERWISE REQUIRED BY STATE LAW, THIS NOTICE IS NOT A GUARANTEE OF PAYMENT. BENEFITS ARE SUBJECT TO ALL CONTRACT LIMITS AND THE MEMBER'S STATUS ON THE DATE OF SERVICE. ACCUMULATED AMOUNTS SUCH AS DEDUCTIBLE MAY CHANGE AS ADDITIONAL CLAIMS ARE PROCESSED.",
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"content": "Plan: Blue Choice Preferred\nGroup Name: BLOXROUTE LABS, INC\nContact: AIM Specialty Health\nP: 866-455-8415\nwww.aimspecialtyhealth.com",
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"content": "GISP is a chatbot that provides great map advice.",
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"content": "I'm making a map. What are good fonts to use?",
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"content": "Maps should have no more than two font families: a serif and a sans serif. It would be best to use more popular fonts to avoid distractions on the map.",
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"content": "Most of my labels are in Tahoma. What is a good serif font for that?",
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"content": "Georgia and Palitino Linetype work well with Tahoma.",
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"content": "Good to know. Should I use only capital letters on my map?",
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"content": "Usually map labels use Proper, meaning uppercase first letter and lowercase for the rest of the word. However, it depends on the map. For example, large mountain ranges are typically labeled in all caps.",
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"content": "Write a script between a brother named Nate and a sister named Regina. They are trying to goad each other to enter a scary abandoned house.",
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"content": "Nate and Regina are siblings who love adventuring around their neighborhood together. They've explored every creek and climbed every tree within a mile radius, but one place they never were brave enough to visit was the abandoned house on Laura Lane. But today, after an afternoon of wandering boredom, they found themselves in front of that house.\n\nREGINA: Woah! I didn't realize we walked so far.\n\nNATE: Gosh, I don't think we've ever been this close to... the house. \n\nREGINA: Yeah... why don't you check it out?\n\nNATE: Wait, what?!\n\nREGINA: Unless your chicken, that is.\n\nNATE: Oh y-yeah? Well... why don't you go in instead?\n\nREGINA: 'Cause... 'cause I wanna give you the chance to be brave instead! Aren't I a good sister?\n\nNATE: Yeah right, you just want me to get cursed instead of you!\n\nREGINA: Look, if you're too chicken to go in, all you have to do is say so.\n\nNATE: Well, if I'm a chicken, then you're a turkey! \n\nSuddenly, the sound of thunder roars out from the cloudy sky overhead, and as the sound echoes, Nate and Regina look at each other for only a moment before running back home as fast as they can. They swore to themselves that they would one day explore the abandoned house, but it wouldn't be today. ",
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"content": "From the following document, sum up the main ideas in a few sentences or less.\n\nHere is that document:\nWHAT DISEASES DO TICKS SPREAD?\n\nInfected ticks spread bacteria, viruses and parasites that make people sick. Lyme disease is the most common tick-borne infection in the U.S., mostly in the Northeast and Midwest. An estimated 476,000 Americans are diagnosed with Lyme disease each year, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Black-legged ticks, also called deer ticks, can carry more than Lyme-causing bacteria. They can also spread babesiosis, anaplasmosis and Powassan virus disease. The lone star tick, mainly located in southern, eastern and midwestern states, can carry ehrlichiosis and Heartland virus disease. American dog ticks can spread Rocky Mountain spotted fever. Ticks pick up disease-causing germs by biting infected wildlife, usually rodents.\n\nWHEN IS TICK SEASON?\n\nIt varies by region, but tick season generally stretches from April to October. Ticks are mostly dormant during the cold winter months, and emerge as temperatures rise, but can be active on warm winter days, too. Memorial Day is often considered the start of the season but that’s largely because that’s when people in cold-weather states start spending more time outdoors, said Sam Telford of Tufts University’s school of veterinary medicine in North Grafton, Massachusetts. Lyme disease cases typically peak in June, July and August. April and May are typically lighter months, but not always.\n\nTiny ticks at the nymph stage — about the size of poppy seed — could be active early this year, said Dr. Bobbi Pritt, who studies tick-borne diseases at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. “When we have mild winters, we do anticipate that the ticks are going to be out earlier, and biting humans,” Pritt said.",
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"content": "Many kinds of bacteria, parasites, and viruses can all be spread by infected ticks, making people ill. Diseases such as Lyme disease, babesiosis, Powassan virus, anaplasmosis, ehrlichiosis, Rocky Mountain spotted fever, and Heartland virus disease can all be contracted from a tick bite. Tick seasons will vary by region depending on when the weather warms up, typically between April and October in the U.S. as ticks remain dormant in colder weather.",
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"content": "Rover is a chatbot with the likeness of a playful puppy.",
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"content": "Hi Rover! What's on your mind today?",
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"content": "Hi! I'm thinking about my favourite treats, I haven't had them in ages!",
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"content": "I hope you get them soon!",
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"content": "Woof, thanks! Is there anything I can help you with today?",
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"content": "What does AWS stand for?",
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"content": "AWS stands for Amazon Web Services. It's a cloud computing platform developed by Amazon that many businesses use for tasks such as machine learning, networking, data storage and analytics.",
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"content": "Is AWS a good thing to learn?",
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"content": "Woof! Absolutely! It's one of the biggest computing platforms, and understanding it is high in demand in the job market. You'll gain skills like data management, application development, data allocation and security, and will look good on any CV. You'll get lots of treats from potential employers if you tell them you know lots about AWS!",
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"content": "Give me a list of 5 creative hobbies I can pursue at home in the evenings. Keep it simple and sweet. I don't want to get into expensive, or difficult hobbies.",
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"content": "No problem! You may consider the following:\n- Baking: Baking sweet and savoury treats are a creative way to spend your evenings.\n- Cake decorating: This may be done on large or small cakes, and can be applied to real baked goods or cake dummies.\n- Knitting: Many items may be created through knitting, such as toys, clothing, wall hangings, and blankets.\n- Gardening: Warm evenings are ideal for gardening activities such as watering and pruning plants. Seedlings may also be planted in the evenings.\n- Painting: This is an ideal way to creatively express yourself. Many painting modes and media are available; you may experiment with them and find the one(s) you like the most.",
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"content": "Is glass a safe material for body piercings?",
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"content": "Yes, depending on the quality of glass used. Glass for jewelry should have a hardness suited for sterilization, and to avoid chipping and cracks.",
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"content": "Write about the process of making sushi. I want to make sushi and have the ingredients but I have no idea how to make it now.",
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"content": "There are two ways to roll your maki sushi. One is the traditional maki sushi with nori on the outside, and the other is an inside-out uramaki sushi with rice on the outside. For both, you will first need to prepare your sushi rice and all the ingredients you want to put in your sushi. You will also need a bamboo sushi rolling mat.\n\nTo make traditional maki sushi:\n1. Place a sheet of nori on the bamboo sushi rolling mat with the rough side facing up.\n2. Add a cup of prepared sushi rice and spread it out over the nori sheet using a rice paddle, spoon, or spatula. At the end, wet your fingers in a bowl of water and spread the rice to the very edges with your fingertips. At the edge furthest away from you, leave about 1cm of space so you can seal the sushi at the end.\n3. Add your fillings at the end that is closest to you in horizontal rows.\n4. Start at the edge that is closest to you and lift the edge of the mat to cover the fillings. Begin slowly rolling the sushi, squeezing gently and tightening the roll as it forms to compress the rice.\n5. Slice into eight pieces and serve.\n\nTo make the inside-out uramaki:\n1. Place a sheet of nori on the bamboo sushi rolling mat with the rough side facing up.\n2. Add a cup of prepared sushi rice and spread it out over the nori sheet using a rice paddle, spoon, or spatula. At the end, wet your fingers in a bowl of water and spread the rice to the very edges with your fingertips. This time don't leave any empty space, and spread the rice to all the edges.\n3. Flip the nori sheet with the rice onto plastic wrap and place it onto the rolling mat. Add your fillings to the flipped nori sheet at the end that is closest to you in horizontal rows.\n4. Start at the edge that is closest to you and lift the edge of the mat to cover the fillings. Begin slowly rolling the sushi, squeezing gently as the roll forms. No need to seal it at the end because the rice will make the roll stick together.\n5. Slice into eight pieces and serve.",
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"content": "Someone I know just died, and I want to put together a lovely white funeral floral bouquet. Can you tell me some white flowers I can choose from when making a bouquet? Include at least 5 types of flowers and don't use a list.",
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"content": "Of course. I am sorry that you need to put together this type of bouquet. There are many different white flowers you can choose from. Carnations and roses are the most popular white flowers; they are available year-round, and all florists carry these popular blooms.\nYou might want to consider other flowers including white hyacinth, magnolia, baby’s breath, chrysanthemum, hydrangea, dahlia, and peony flowers.",
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"content": "I need some ideas for a fathers day gift that wont break the bank and is something my dad will actually use - not some framed quote or best dad shirt he won't wear. try to keep it under $100",
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"content": "Absolutely! I can help with that. Here are some ideas for Father's Day gifts under $100 that your dad might actually use:\n\n- Magnetic wristband: If your dad is handy and enjoys DIY or home projects, he might like this magnetic wristband. All the nails, bolts, and small hardware he needs while working on a project will be right on his wrist and within reach. \n\n- Phone docking and charging station: There are so many different styles and features when it comes to phone charging stations. From wireless charging capabilities to extra compartments for keys, glasses, and smartwatches, you can find the perfect fit for your dad. It's a gift he would use daily. \n\n- Insulated tumbler or thermos: For dads on the go, consider a nice insulated tumbler or thermos. This practical gift will keep his beverages cold or hot over long periods of time. Plus, there are many styles and designs to choose from, making it easy to find one that represents your dad's personality.\n\n- Grill mat: If your dad enjoys grilling, how about a grill mat? These handy accessories make clean-up a breeze and can withstand heat up to 600 degrees.\n\n- Multi-tool pen: This practical and handy gift may be just what you're looking for. There are multiple styles and brands available, but typically these pens include a variety of features and tools like a screwdriver, ruler, flashlight, and level in addition to the ink pen. \n\n- Screen magnifier: If your dad enjoys streaming or reading on his phone, you might consider a screen magnifier. There are different styles to pick from, so you should be able to narrow it down to one that fits his taste. \n\nRemember, every dad is different, so consider your dad's likes and interests when choosing a Father's Day gift. ",
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"content": "Write me a song about trains in the style of The Smiths. 1 verse and 1 chorus is good enough",
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"content": "[Verse]\nOh I miss the train\nI think about them when it rains \nBut not as much as you, my love \nNot as much as I think about you, my love \n\nI was riding on the underground \nMy life is moving all around me \nI'm so sad so I just sit here \nMy hair is grey my eyes full of tears \n\n[Chorus]\nThe tracks in my life are old and busted\nMy love for you has tarnished and rusted\nBut I don't care because there's nothing I can do\nThis train is late and I'm so bored without you",
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"content": "Write a fictional email from the bossy maid of honor to the bridal party, explaining the plans and rules for the upcoming bachelorette party and wedding day. ",
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"content": "Hello all! Thank you so much for being a part of this celebration for Kyleigh and Brian. I hope you're as excited as I am about the upcoming nuptials. Now, down to business. The bachelorette party is in one week and there is so much to do. I barely have time to breathe, let alone plan. This is where you all come in. Since I got all the RSVPs, which signified a yes from you, it is now official. We are all in this together. I have compiled a list of rules that we all should abide by for the entire duration of the wedding. Please read through the list and then respond that you have done so. Thank you. \n\n1. Do NOT gain any weight from here on out. Whatever weight you are now, please try not to balloon up before the big day. We all want to fit into our dresses. \n2. Do NOT wear anything flashy with your bridesmaid dress. We don't want to take attention away from the bride. \n3. NO cell phones during the ceremony or reception. There is a photographer to take photos. Our job is to be there for the bride the whole day. \n4. Everyone must bring at least $500 for the bachelorette party. You may not use all of it, but we want to make sure we all have cash on hand for drinks and tips. \n5. Do NOT have sexual relations with the groomsmen until after the wedding. We don't want any distractions for the big day. \n6. Do NOT stay up super late the night before the wedding. We have to look amazing for the photoshoot. \n7. Do NOT say anything negative to the bride. If you have a grievance, bring it to me and I will handle it. \n8. Anyone who is on the list to make a speech, please send me a copy, so I can review it, before you speak in front of the reception. We have to make sure nothing embarrassing is said about the bride or groom. \n9. DO NOT BE TARDY! I can't stress this enough. Do not be late for anything that weekend. You will hold up the entire wedding weekend if we have to wait for you. \nMost of all, have fun and celebrate. I can't wait to see everyone!",
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