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Kimmel said the FOX host "kisses my ass like a little boy meeting Batman" whenever the two cross paths and claimed he is "dying" to be a member of the "Hollywood elite."
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“Stupid Pharisees,” we thought, “wouldn’t even recognize the Messiah if he rubbed mud in their eyes!”
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"It's up to every single one of us, and see how much we want to f***ing stay here.
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And whenever you got a lot of pretty girls in one spot, it attracts every fucking idiot from all four corners of the world.
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You search those reviews for ya favorite albums n whatever whatever…but only the most prominent shit… n you gon see my name up there amongst the Rolling Stones n Time Magazines, b.
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"If my family comes they will kill me, if I go back to Saudi Arabia I will be dead," she said.
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Getting sucked into a negotiation over raising the debt ceiling back in 2011 is one of the biggest mistakes the Obama administration ever made.
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James is the author of the new book No More Work: Why Full Employment Is a Bad Idea from UNC Press and the Aeon essay Fuck Work.
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A student teacher has spoken about how she got a vibrator stuck up her backside during sex.
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“They brought a clamp and it has a handle that he’d put around the penis,” Alhummada says.
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"I repeat it, 'F**k you!'," Duterte said as he raised his right hand and gave a middle finger to applause from the audience.
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Just to see who has the worst fuel efficiency, who can dump the most carbon emissions into the atmosphere, and be the most obnoxious jerk.
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Australia Day is 'dickhead day': year-long visceral backlash over chalkboard message Read more
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The enjoyment of boobs and beer isn't limited to stunted man-children in Budweiser commercials.
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Harland Dorrinson, an idiot from Hollywood, Florida, was also unmoved by the message of Sunday’s march.
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One of these was the Dirty Little Freak from Duclaw Brewing Company.
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In the Philippines, President Rodrigo Duterte “would be happy to slaughter” drug addicts.
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Helpless, ridiculous, confined, bobbing like a toy mandarin, you sit like a rat in a trap--you, before whom butlers cringe on solid land--and must squeak upward through a slit in your peripatetic sarcophagus to make your feeble wishes known.
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Every time you’ve had sex you’ve either been raped, or you’re a rapist.
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Cenk Uygur, with "TYT," has described President Donald Trump as a "full-blown idiot" for listening to the rhetoric broadcast by Alex Jones, and InfoWars.
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I've tried every damn video headset on the market—and I'm sure a few that never made it to market—and quite frankly, I thought they all sucked.
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If you set out to do something, but fail to do so — own up to your shit.
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Baio claims that Mack “repeatedly screamed ‘Grab ’em by the pussy'”, a phrase uttered by Trump in an unearthed recording in which he appears to boast about assaulting women.
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Whenever someone of color, especially Black people talk about mental illness, especially depression and suicide, the first thing they say is, “That’s White peoples s#%t.”
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If you found your dog pissing on a rug and then your child urinating on the dog, you would think, ‘Yeah, I’m annoyed, but they’re idiots who don’t know what they’re doing so they get to walk away from this one.’
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According to Heems, it's stuff that he's done himself, from spitting, shitting, and cumming(!!)
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Your shallow, idiotic effort to profit by making a big deal out of "Merry Christmas" versus "Happy Holidays" is nothing more than a hollow attempt to deflect attention from your own war.
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Now you God damned old Abolition son of a bitch God damn you I want you to send me God damn you about one dozen good offices Good God Almighty God damn your God damned soul and three or four pretty Gals God damn you.
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I was at Daryl Surat’s Panel of Doom and he was showing clips from the cooking episode of Kamen Rider Kabuto amidst a whole whack of other incredibly stupid clips.
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“And to our detractors, that insist that this march will never add up to anything: F*ck you,” she yelled as protesters screamed and applauded.
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Crying babies, kids kicking seat, your fellow passenger keeps drooling on your shoulder.
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Self-described as "Better than a cold shower-and a lot funnier," Graham Johnson and Rob Hibbert's Images You Should Not Masturbate To supplies an ideal source of erection control when one is in an environment that does not lend itself well to a sudden erection.
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Last night, she tried to display her vagina again to throw us off the scent.
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If P.T. was any indication, we’d be talking about a psychological piece in the horror furnace of that damned place, executed by two unconventional, unquenchable, functionally speaking invulnerable fucking weirdos.
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"She thus laid bare her despicable true colors as a wicked sycophant and traitor, a dirty comfort woman for the US and despicable prostitute selling off the nation.
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Brooks Patterson said Thursday that Detroit needs an emergency financial manager to start "kicking ass and taking names."
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He was employed illegally by a Greek and living and working in a hotel, and decided to grab Myrto, bash her head into the rocks until she was almost dead, and then rape her while unconscious.
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This lead to Jones blocking MILO and subsequently calling one of his followers a “racist b*tch.”
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gay lol14. love mugi15. do not talk about mugi movement16. do NOT talk about mugi movement17. mugiGOLDEN RULE:
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Prosecutors want to photograph erect penis of teen accused of sexting girlfriend
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If one just reads the braggarts fluff on his LinkedIn page after a couple of sentences you see a typical conman’s smoke screen of self gratifying back slapping with nothing but bullshit on his ‘resume’ if you are a real tech player.
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At 44 percent, it is the exact same number who have at least once endured the gruesome experience of getting their penis caught in their zipper.
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2] She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally.[
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Yes, that appears to be a black man looking for a Republican partner to roleplay an erotic slave/master relationship.
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Yeah, I know some people say guns are stupid instruments for stupid people.
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"Enough with hearing you bitch behind my back, I'm going to bitch right in front of your face," he said of Trump's actions.
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SILVER SPRING, MD—Following months of research into the psychedelic compound’s effects, the Food and Drug Administration confirmed Thursday that psilocybin could significantly reduce the risk of mindlessly following society’s rules like a fucking lemming.
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Having recently moved into a new apartment, I have been presented with one of the great toils, but also great joys, of relocation: moving all my goddamn books.
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What the ballot paper penis may have looked like (Picture: Metro)
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Here’s an example of the bullshit that Kevin Sutherland was spouting on his Facebook page on June 18 about Dylann Roof’s shooting spree in Charleston:
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And sperm, if deposited in her vagina, are less likely to be able to fertilize.
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The polls aren’t in his favor, you can send him a dick lollipop for $10, and people are making fun of his tiny hands.
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Insulted Southerners showed big jumps in both cortisol and testosterone compared to uninsulted Southerners and insulted Northerners.
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You get the picture: ugly, sudden death, the very life snuffed out of him by things he could not control.
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He slaps him across the face and , 'Don't you ever f**king do that'
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Because America is fucking with us all — Baratunde (@baratunde) December 4, 2014
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Sites such as SketBoy.com and SneakerSex.net feature guys who look like your local skunk dealer, fucking and jizzing in each other’s sneakers.
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Not only did I need a pick-me-up, but my santa COMPLETELY FUCKING ROCKS.
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People at shows come up and they say, ‘Your music saved my fucking life,’ over and over, and I’m like, ‘Wait, that’s my line.
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You can read his webcomic, BIG DUMB FIGHTING IDIOTS, every week at subhumanzoids. Follow him on Twitter @Moldilox.
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But let’s say Trump suddenly does decide he’d rather spend the next month grilling steaks at Mar-a-Lago than hitting the campaign trail in rural Pennsylvania and explaining why it’s okay to say "grab 'em by the pussy" about women.
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Simply this: “They don’t believe that [homosexuals] should be stoned [to death].”
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And by the way, “what if the girls are not lying,” and “Moore is toast because the GOP has withdrawn their funding by the tens of millions,” that makes me a liberal moron.
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Editor’s note: with this first post in over a year commences our soft come back; soft just like Beau’s penis.
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Mentioning the word fuck in film causes the MPAA to leap into hysteria and smack the harsh rating onto any number of films.
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Norwegians consume the most cognac in the world – per person, in relation to the population.
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A couple of years ago it looked like Yuck were shit out of luck.
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Republicans are hypocrites about sex, it is sometimes said, and Democrats are hypocrites about money.
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Playing off Trump's remarks about 'grabbing women by the p****', she clipped of a clump of her own pubic hair and taped it to a note.
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That's right: we learned all about Kangaroo vaginas, Koala penii, and the 4-headed Echidna penis.
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So last month we broke the story about how one lonely, Viagra induced, Hong Kong resident almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal bench.
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You can fuck her tits too although they are just a bit too firm to make for a really good titty fuck.
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So these morons are demanding an increase in minimum wage yet don’t want the university (SUBSIDIZED BY TAXPAYERS) to increase tuition…
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Which, if you’re in law school, means you shouldn’t let any of these eight rat bastards out of your sight for even a minute.
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The councillor told reporters before issuing his apology that it was "horseshit" that Toronto's integrity commission had ordered him to publicly say sorry for threatening the 27-year-old.
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Shits going down here Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do.
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“I’ve seen some crazy shit here,” show attendee Mike Pratt said.
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PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.
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He also made threats about “kicking her a**” and “skinning children.”
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You know, just in case your neighbour’s new 918 Spyder needs an ass whooping.
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so this is Ryu Yoru witch translates into Night Dragon. something i thought appropriate. i used ezio as the base and then photoshopped the shit outa him.
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Somebody else impersonated the Company Secretary giving the Chairman a blowjob in the dunny.
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Asked by TMZ if he would give Trump a chance, Lopez replied, “I’ll give him a chance to suck my a—.”
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Slut: A woman who loves sex, and will seize an opportunity to have a safe erotic encounter with someone to whom she is attracted.
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I want to argue that Blake is being an understating piece of shit here, because this show is like…well…it’s like… REALLY amazing!
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By the time you finish the record, you haven’t got a fucking clue.
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"It’s not the economy," Krugman writes, "it’s the policy, stupid."
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The figures are one gorgeous, fucking DEAD, African leopard, and the poor creature's murderers: Donald Trump moral-moron sons Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump.
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According to Human Rights Watch, instead of bringing Gaddafi to stand trial, the crowd that had him captured beat him, with one stabbing him in his anus with a bayonet.
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A guy with a temper who pathologically seeks attention and feels the need to assure a TV audience that he has a big dick is not someone to trust with nuclear bombs.
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Rush warned Americans, like others, may soon be “waking up and going, ‘holy crap, we’re all Muslims.’”
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There are days when, after scanning the news, I push back from my computer and think, "Holy shit, is this how the French Revolution kicked off?"
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TRUE: Scaramucci understands that true inner peace comes from accepting one’s flaws and only very rarely sucking oneself off.
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When you have to combine David Cameron’s face with some kind of weeping anus/animal vagina combo, you know that’s going to be an unpleasant day of googling.
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Insult: Two-year-old Molly got restless when her family's food took a long time and was called a 'little f*****' on the bill at the end of the meal
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She doesn’t want to kill Trump herself, she’s cowardly, she wants someone else to do it.
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The independent research think tank Foundation For a Better Tomorrow detailed months of research that found that the 44th President masturbates at double the rate of the next high-masturbation President.
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Ian Malcom struts up to an ungodly sum of dinosaur droppings, snaps off his sunglasses, and says to no one in particular, “That is one big pile of shit.”
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The Great Habbo Raid of July 12 (Fuck you, Europe), 2006 was an online version of The Million Man March to protest the racism of the Habbo mods.
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But this is about mansplaining, not Nice Guys™ who bitch about girls not liking them because they do creepy things.
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