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-Maybe the reason the 3 Alien movie turned out as it did, was because it was damn near impossible to follow up the way James Cameron ended it... Floating away safe and secure on a space ship, with no possibilities of there being an egg there, since we saw in the second one the queen detaching the egg silo.
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-I thought a good idea could be, having them crash on earth instead, and let Newt and Hicks survive and let it be a drama between Ripley and the Scientists. :)
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->>183060237 (OP)
-with ofc somehow there being an egg there :)
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->>183060237 (OP)
->having them crash on earth instead
-pleb take. The whole theme and catch of any alien movie is to feel like you're lost in space.
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-I don't think the queen being able to lay an egg without an egg sack is that out there. How it got in the same room as the cryopods is the problem.
-Also all the longer Aliens comics sucked and I don't want to see any movie inspired by them.
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-Yea but that would be cool, would be like a political drama, and we would find out why the scientists want the alien so bad :)
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->>183060237 (OP)
-I thought bishop placed an egg onboard while ridley was blowing shit up
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-Maybe the way to beat the Alien in the first movie is just to chillout and go in the sleeping pods lol, and put course for earth
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->>183060237 (OP)
-Did Aliens need some weird, contrived, pulled-out-of-its-ass retcon to Alien for it to take place? No, it fucking didn't. Aliens happened on its own, and Alien 3 could happen on its own just as well and would have been way better for it. Alien 3 could have used different characters or taken place much later just like Aliens did.
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->>183061141
-ok man
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-shut the fuck up, faggot
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-Killing Newt and Hicks off screen was utterly retarded. Schrodinger alien inside the ship was also fucking bullshit.
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-People like to shit on Resurrection but at least it didn't pull any of this crap.
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-The nuclear explosion wouldn't have touched the eggs in the derelict ship, there's the source of the aliens for alien 3.
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-ok man
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->>183060237 (OP)
->we need to keep following this character story
-Once again.
-Somehow at some point it becomes Ripley's story, that's kinda the issue.
-You can have recurring characters but then you might have to change to move on with things.
-Aliens pretty much revolves around Ripley and by the end it kinda establishes some new characters that end up being new survivors in this kind of "story" with her.
-3 immediately kills them offscreen in this pretty harsh way and in the end kills Ripley nonetheless, and then Resurrection happens.
-They could have literally come up with everything they wanted, new characters, new story, new setting.
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->>183061211
-They had such a good story with the earth war and nightmare asylum comics and they just threw them away in favor of a botched movie. I hate that every movie series I loved as a kid turned to fucking shit because of studio meddling
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->>183061283
-Aliens literally ends her story happily with her new characters. No need for anything else with them. Alien 3 could have started with new characters easily. Or even started decades later, just like Aliens did, and been just fine.
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-Stop trying to turn Ripley, Newt, and Hicks into Sarah and John Conner and Kyle Reese.
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->>183061299
-I noticed you left out The Female War.
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->>183060237 (OP)
-They could've written it in a way that they get picked up, Newt goes somewhere safe and Ripley and Hicks go on another alien adventure.
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->>183061299
->Hix Noot Cameron-baby fans still butthurt TO THIS DAY
-you love to see it
-Alien 3 is a fucking masterpiece that highlights the true alien horror and cosmic despair of encountering the Xenomorph which became a curse on the life of Lieutenant Ripley. There was no gay happy endings because that's not what encountering the Alien is--it's a symbol of ultimate cosmic horror and personal invasion, and it took everything from Ripley and wouldn't stop until she sacrificed herself to stop it, a theme that is heavily echoed in the apocalyptic Christian prisoners and their beliefs in the film. You couldn't make a movie that kino today if you fucking tried. Pleb status:
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->>183061413
-No one is, they could have used a completely different cast for Alien 3. They're the idiots who decided that Ripley needed to be in every fucking movie regardless and to kill off anyone who made friends with her.
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->>183061538
-i agree with this. ripley jumping into lava is a 1000x better ending to her character than living happily ever after, even if the events leading up to it are a bit of an asspull
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->>183061211
->it didn't pull any of this crap.
->We CLONED fipley out of her body on huh molten lead
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->>183061538
-I still wish we got a different Alien 3 but you make a good argument.
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->>183061538
-3 is so bad the director doesn't want his name attached to it. A product of corporate meddling through and through. Ripley dying at the end was an idea that came from Weaver herself, that's how done she was with this shit after reading the script for 3.
-Fucking Resurrection had a better plot than this shit.
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->>183061673
->muh ebin motley smuggler crew of kooky characters
-eat shit joss
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-Ey noobs, if the skin that the aliens have dont burn with acid, use the skin for protection in the walls where to keep the alien yeye
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->>183061712
-lmao resurrection was the most formulaic shit ever made--plot like a PS1 video game complete with an underwater section
-only good part was mutant Ripley Xeno flesh baby murder rapist troon wanting to have story hour on the Betty
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->>183061538
-whatever retard, enjoy your film that made the franchise into the shitshow it is today. This film is why we get shit like resurrection and covenant that further demean this series.
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->>183061645
-She was cloned through blood samples taken while she was at the prison planet, as stated directly through dialogue in the DC.
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-Regardless, hybrid Ripley is how you evolve a series like this. Now the motherly instincts that made her the bravest person in the room during Aliens also make her the most dangerous person in the room because she doesn't really know which species she belongs to anymore.
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-I'll take a better plot over a better cast of characters any day, especially in a horror series where most of said characters die anyway.
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->>183061764
-resurrection has good shit in it
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->>183061538
-this guy gets it
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->>183061764
-the hybrid alien and winona ryder (not her acting, she's just hot) are the only redeeming parts of resurrection imo
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-Xenoclaws typed this post
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-baced
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->>183061538
-i liked alien 3 but thought final act was boring
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---- 183061956
-Creepiest fucking thing of the whole series desu, used to give me nightmares when I was a kid
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-When they started killing off characters in the final act I felt nothing because they all looked the same. By the end I called Charles S. Duttons character “Morpheus” and the guy with the jacket “jacket”. When I saw the last survivor I had no idea who he was and felt nothing. People tell me this movie is kino but it’s characters are more generic and forgettable ones in the original quadrilogy.
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-Nothing could've followed Aliens. Cameron made the ultimate happy ending. Anything that tried to follow would've been Ripley and Hicks getting married and adopting Newt and it would've been a gay sitcom.
-Instead we got kino rape goggles and no fucking ice cream.
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->>183061956
-Dumb as hell really. It doesn't work in anything else. You can't make a game with this piece of shit. No one wants comics or toys of it. It's a one off weird thing that's just slightly strange compared to the actual scary alien people like.
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->love Alien, one of the first movies I ever fully explored all special features on/listened to commentary on
->love Aliens, one of the first movies I ever watched multiple times within the same day, even went as far as splicing together my own cut of the movie that keeps Ripley learning about her daughter in the park (which elevates the Newt stuff) but cuts the extended opening that shows what happened to the facility prior to the Marines showing up (unnecessary)
->consider Alien and Aliens two of my favorite films of all time
->had a friend summarize the opening of Alien 3 for me
->have never, not once, even on accident, watched a second of Alien 3 or any other Alien media
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->>183061394
-Yes that's right, you got the point, that's what i'm talking about.
-I guess this is the recurring main issue when discussing the franchise.
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->>183062034
-Regular xenos stopped being scary since the 2nd movie when they started getting killed by the dozens
-The genre shift to action is also what spawned the abominations that are Alien vs. Predator
-Newborn is actually creepy because it has human features while being strong enough to fuck up a queen by itself
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-Alien 4 has the best looking aliens in any alien movie, and has hilarious evil scientists, satisfying deaths, extreme gore, likeable lead characters. :D :)
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->>183062074
-You didn’t miss much in alien 3. It’s just bald space homos getting killed by an alien special effect that looks worse than the 1979 one. Anyone who tells you it’s good just likes it because of the religious stuff.
->also tell me more about your Aliens cut. Did you include the turret scene?
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->>183062192
-Of course, I basically kept everything except for that stupid fucking extended opening. Everything else was pure kino
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->>183060237 (OP)
-Alien could've been a great anthology series about various species or Earth corporations running into the Xenomorphs, but they stuck it out with Ripley and ran out of steam.
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->Alien 4 has the best looking aliens in any alien movie
-I hate their huge necks and flipper hands.
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->>183062312
-yea except that !
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-The cast was the downfall of Resurrection. Besides Ripley none of the characters are interesting, the pirate captain was promising but they killed him off right at the start. The hybrid alien was an interesting idea but they also killed it off quickly instead of making it the main antagonist of the movie.
-It's also too late to continue that storyline since the actress playing Ripley is really old now.
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->the 3 Alien movie
-GOOD MORNING SIR PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
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->fuck your art you can't sell toys and shit from this!
-most Jewish post of the day goes to
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->>183062074
-this is the James Cameron equivalent of the Star Wars onions manchild. guaranteed this guy seen Avatar 2 seven times
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->>183061986
->no fucking ice cream
->mfw I read that in his voice
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-The supporting cast of Alien 3 was fucking fantastic and hard carried it, much better than the ones in the first 2.
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-obviously they meant "the 3rd Alien movie" you pseudo-intellectual faggot
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-Ayyys Be Clawin'
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-Why does someone perfecting aliens over alien 3 anger you?
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-Cope. Yes the bleak ending was interesting but killing Newt and Hicks offscreen was retarded and the movie is boring.
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-You could just say "Alien 4 has Dourif innit" and now its automatically better than a lot of movies. I'm taking three months off work when he dies.
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-Based
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-They literally did exactly that with the comics. Various xeno species and even the space jockeys. It's ok for short stories but not enough for movies that would satisfy non-fans
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-Do you know that most of the core plot (that didn't come from the 1998 film Soldier) of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter came from Alien 3, with some other parts taken from Alien Resurrection.
->Every character except Alice dies offscreen, including her daughter figure, Becky. (Not to be confused with Rebecca/Newt from Aliens.)
->There is a cult.
->She is badly hurt and a doctor with a secret gives her some of his secret cocktail.
->A character is sucked into a fan.
->They meet a character from a previous film who claims he is the real version of that character from a previous film.
->She dies at the end. Then gets better.
-I think one the whole Alien 3 is interesting, but Alien Resurrection is better.
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-Pete Postelthwaite was great as well. Excellent supporting cast.
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->>183061538
-Based. Fucking love this movie and how eternally assblasted folks still get over it. It will never stop being funny.
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-4 was better than 3 because it had cool ideas
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-maybe we should appreciate that the quadrilogy has 4 completely different movies. Scary, action, drama, comedy :p
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-3 is shit, cope nigger
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-seethe retard
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-3 is an inversion of the original. Where in Alien she's fighting the walking rape metaphor that is the Alien; in Alien 3 she's the one person on the ship that's entirely safe from it. She's also the only woman on a prison station full of men, including rapists. 
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-Alien: Resurrection is doing a similar inversion of Aliens; with the themes of motherhood getting twisted and played with.
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->cloning cope
-That was dianetics level bullshit. 
-Literally the "science" of not only Scientology but also Homeopathics.
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-my nigga. Alien 3 is kino - cast and staging are mint. All other opinions retarded.
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-No. Amalgamated Dynamics were trying every trick possible to take credit for the alien design away from giger (he had to sue to get credit back) and all they ended up doing was de-alienizing it. It looks more like a fucking crab in that movie. Not a walking nightmare.
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-They even pulled a stunt on A3 to get the back pipes out of the picture by deliberately leaving them off the first suit, which pissed off Fincher, so they came out with some rough pieces of shit they tied on with string, and because of the already accumulating production problems he had to let it fly. A lot of political moves were going on during A3 that had nothing to do with getting a good movie made - the only thing Fincher was concerned with. Weaver was throwing her weight around (no guns policy). The FX guys doing their credit-stealing/shifting shit as mentioned. The producers were trying to shift the series away from Cameron's new direction also (which is why they went with the original super-strange monks-in-space-in-a-wooden-planet thing) because of some fairly serious undisclosed acrimony.
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-Fincher was a machine for being able to bring anything remotely watchable from that shitshow. He had great techs and crew too (DP was the guy who shot Excalibur, and even he was a replacement for the guy who shot Bladerunner, but wasn't able to keep up with the rushed production). But I think it made him really angry going forward. So there's always been an edge of spite in his movies ever since.A deep sense of "fuck you" embedded in his work. And apparently he's pretty caustic in his dealing with studio politicians post-Se7en being a giant hit. I think he was pretty savage in those Sony leaks, where everyone else would be quaking in their boots at that crazy kike bitch who was running the show. She shitcanned Rooney Mara as revenge for him not doing the second "Girl Who" movie. Even "Gone Girl" feels like a kind of reposte to that situation on his part.
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->Pete Postelthwaite
-He died in the first 45m.
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->>183062349
-> The cast
-> Small band of space smugglers who all live on their run down ship
-> Smooth, charismatic male captain in a brown trenchcoat
-> His light brown love interest
-> Big dumb retard who is only there to "hurt people"
-> Small, out of place brunette woman who is secretly much more than she seems
-> Quirky, likeable ship's mechanic
-> Black guy
-> etc
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-Alien Resurrection is just Joss Whedon figuring out how to write Firefly before he wrote Firefly.
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->>183060237 (OP)
->having them crash on earth instead
-That was the original idea for Alien 3. That they would land on a xeno-infested Earth. The first trailer was a leftover of that idea.
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-how would the earth be Xeno Infested though
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-But the Dog Alien rules, you can't deny.
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-A lot can happen in 57 years or whatever it was
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->Alien 3 is a fucking masterpiece
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->>183060237 (OP)
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-Here's a question. How long does it take to get from once place to the other in the Alien universe? 
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-The sleep in cryopods which means that it would take months if not years as we don't know what sort of engine drive they use.
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-So they lost communication with the colony on LV-426. They send the Sulaco and everyone on board is in cryosleep on the way there. But how long did it take the ship to reach the planet? 
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-Cameron never establishes if the Sulaco had some sort of hyperspace drive that could make them go faster than light. The Sulaco is a military ship so it stands to reason that it would be designed to travel faster than your typical cargo or transportation ship. 
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-But how fast does it go and how long did it take to get there? Based on what's been established it would have been months before the ship reached the planet.
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-Now, at one point someone says that they could expect another rescue team in 17 days, so does that mean it would only take 17 days to get from Earth to LV-426? Wouldn't that mean they have hyperdrive systems in their ship? 
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-Cameron is such a hack!!!FACT!!! :)
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-The third movie should have been set on a space station that the Sulaco has to dock with!!!FACT!!!
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->Did Aliens need some weird, contrived, pulled-out-of-its-ass retcon to Alien for it to take place?
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-that's because james cameron had a derelict space ship full of xeno eggs to work with. at the end of 'aliens' however there was nothing left, since a nuclear explosion destroyed the ship, colony, xenos and all the eggs.
-so what do you do? alien3 had to come up with something to make another xeno appear.
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->>183061538
-Alien 3 chads keep winning, love the fact that old man Ridley put a stop to Neil Blomkamps bullshit fan fiction Aliens sequel and that we'll NEVER see the braindead Cameron marines shooting "bugs" again
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->>183065999
-Namefags deserve the rope. FACT!!!!
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->>183061538
-This. Soundtrack was amazing too
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7WkiU3Dmrc [Embed]
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->>183061673
-Have you heard about the concept of the death of the Author? It doesn't matter what the director thinks, the work of art is independent of him, and it was colaborative effort of hundreds of people, not just him.
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->>183067289
-There is actually nothing in Aliens that implies the derelict ship was destroyed by the explosion. We know from the extended cut of the film that it's far away in a different sector, so you could just write that it didn't get destroyed.
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-The assembly cut of 3 is much, much better than the theatrical cut.
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->Amalgamated Dynamics
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-Always hated those guys. I noticed that anything they did on their own had a sort of cheap look and feel to it!!!FACT!!!
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-What they should have done after 3 is make a sequel to Aliens. Ignore 3 and start from scratch. This is something franchises should have been doing for the last few decades. 
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-Why make a sequel to a bad film? By doing so you're building upon a weak foundation.
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-Alien Resurrection is a perfect example. The whole "we cloned Ripley" gimmick was fucking stupid and shit. 
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-What I would have done is this, start the movie with a montage of the events from Aliens, title card, then go on from there. Make sure that the audience understands that Alien 3 wasn't a dream or some bullshit, that this is a new sequel that ignores 3!!!FACT!!!
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-The setting and story are generally bad.
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-practically the same movie
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-I'm with you, but it's really worth watching the assembly cut of 3 to get to Resurrection. Rez isn't the greatest film ever made but the aliens are wonderful and terrifying. Consider 3 and especially Rez a "What If" of the aliens franchise
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-I don’t like alien 4 because it basically is firefly with wacky dialogue. The aliens and Ripley clone are secondary. The final alien is too ugly. It’s filled with awkward scenes nobody wants to watch again. (Alien sex scene, nude Ripley clones, butt scene, hairy eyebrows guy, the alien hybrid is the ugliest ever). It’s filled with quippy dialogue. It sank to the level of Species 2 or whatever.
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-Every alien film after aliens sucks, absolute shit.
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-I mean they had gigers aesthetic, space marines, a fit bird etc. How do you fuck that up, seriously, holy shit.
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->>183064621
-source?
-I've seen a documentary on alien 3 before and don't remember Amalgamed dioing any of this?
-Tom Woodruff and Alec Gillis always seem chill to me
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->>183064803
-That crew kidnapped people in their cryochambers so scientists could experiment on them. Even more unsympathetic characters than the prisoners in A3.
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-Alien and Alien 3
->Slow paced character driven horror kino
->One creature lurking in the dark
->Ok Giger we got what we need, fuck off my set
-Aliens and Resurrection
->HOW ABOUT SOME EXPLOSIONS
->HERE'S A RAGTAG TEAM OF LOVABLE QUIPPY BADASSES WITH HUGE FUCKING GUNS
->AMERICA FUCK YEAH
->HEY GIGER WE NEED BIGGER MONSTERS, HOW ABOUT ADDING SONE VAGINAS, WE HAVE TOO MUCH COCKS ON THE XENOS
->OK TIME FOR MORE EXPLOSIONS
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->>183070456
-dont compare aliens to resurrection. aliens is 1000x better than that quippy joke-a-minute mcu shit resurrection
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->>183070286
-With the exception of the first 2 films there's very few characters whose death's you care about in the later films.
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-Alien 3 is kino and whoever says otherwise doesn't know shit about shit
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->>183070071
-He’s full of shit. They never tried to steal credit from him and not even his own alien concept designs that he sent to them had the back pipes on them from the start.
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->>183070456
->Slow paced.
-Nothing happens in aliens for the first hour then it's non stop action.
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-the first 20 minutes of this movie is KINO
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-The audacity to put the magic egg in there.
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-I have a question about Resurrection. Who were the people the smugglers delivered to be human incubators? I always found that part the most disturbing. Like, were they criminals? Just normal civilians? The latter seems the most fucked up, that they would kidnap random folks to have aliens put inside their chests, but any scenario with people waking up to a horrific demise is unsettling. WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE?
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->183060237
-Aliens and Terminator 2 should be lessons to all screenwriters/filmmakers: make sure you end your movie in a way that a sequel can't fuck it up.
-Cameron talked about how, if he'd ended T2 with the original ending where Judgement day doesn't happen, they couldn't have made the awful sequels.
-Similarly, if he'd ended Aliens with the Sulaco reaching Earth with no problem, they couldn't have fucked up so badly with Alien 3's nonsensical setup.
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-Normal civilians. 
-They had no idea what was gonna happen to those people.
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->>183074191
-Yeah but the deleted scene in T2 is retarded. And T3 wasn’t so bad honestly, just more of the same. James Cameron needs to get his head out of his puckered little asshole
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-That’s so fucked
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-Random people. That the smugglers, who are the "heroes" of the movie, are disgusting humans is a half assed attempt at moral ambiguity that Whedon liked to try so often. I only watch because of she
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->>183074289
-Cloning dead people infected with a xenomorph queen is also fucked.
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->>183074434
-She is pretty cute in that movie.
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-1 >= 2 > 4 > 3
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->>183061283
-Well, the problem is, that by when Alien 3 was in production, Sigourney Weaver was by far the biggest star in the franchise, so Fox decided that surely, she was the star of the show and she agreed to do it if they'd kill her off in the end, which they did, which in turn lead into the redartation that was Alien 4 after Fox paid enough money for her to return.
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->1 >= 2
-What
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->>183074755
-Why would any actual fan of the franchise give two fucks if she would be in movies after 2 or 3? Are Hollywood kikes so fucking retarded that they couldn't figure out something this simple?
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-Did they think it was going to be a surprise party? >>183070286 is right, I never cared about any of the characters in resurrection.
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-I had to read the novelization (Alan Dean Foster is great) in order for Alien 3 to make any sense. They cut out so much of the plot structure from the movie.
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-Big stars are the easiest thing to market. That's why Super Mario, or any animated movie for the matter, has big name actors doing the voices despite there's no real need for that. 
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-The truth is, Super Mario would have done bank no matter who do the voices.
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-this
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-T3 led to the other sequels, though.
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->>183061241
-Pretty sure it would have since they actually give some distances as I recall. So wouldn't be impractical for Bishop to go get one while Ripley was rescuing Newt either.
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->>183074867
-Ripley is an iconic character and arguably the best example of a strong female lead, something kikewood forgot how to make.
-Yeah people care if Sigourney is in a sequel movie or not.
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-But why is it would he do that and at what point would he have been able to nab an egg? He was with the marines the whole time when he wasn’t crawling through a duct to get rescue. That plot makes no sense. And if that’s what Alien 3 wanted they could have had him tell Ripley before goggles rape guy showed up. The bigger confusion for me is how the fuck the queen managed to get aboard the drop shop when the only way would have been through the landing gear. How the fuck would she have fit? But no one questions it because everyone sucks off james Cameron’s crusty dusty balls
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-Looks fine to me.
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-https://duckduckgo.com/?q=>%3D
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->>183075494
-I agree, Ripley is one of those you look back on and it just harrows your soul as to how far we regressed.
-Here you have a 6ft woman, far from the typical definition of a sexy female lead whos character constantly bitches and bickers with the men in the film and even gets proven right most of the time.
-Yet she is beloved and nobody who watches alien/s cries she was feminist propaganda because despite kikewoods best efforts to disprove it, you can in fact make strong female characyers likeable.
---- 183076185
->>183060237 (OP)
-How about not killing off all of the characters you became invested in in the last movie before yours even starts?
---- 183076318
->>183075251
->Pretty sure it would have since they actually give some distances as I recall.
-Correct. Bishop alludes to an explosion the “size of Nebraska” and I doubt the derelict was an entire large state away from the colony.
->>183075693
-Yeah everyone who bitches about the egg in 3 must first answer for the queen getting on board the Sulaco in Aliens. It doesn’t make any fucking sense either. Personally I don’t care about either since it’s a well established trope by that point that the alien is borderline supernaturally stealthy but still.
---- 183076654
->>183076318
-When they're taking off at the end of Aliens one of the landing gears gets tangled in debris for a brief moment. The queen used that to climb and board the ship, it later pops out of the same landing gear when it impales Bishop. 
-There is simply no excusing the magical egg inside the Sulaco.
---- 183076767
->>183076040
-It is truly sad. The thing is Ripley is too human and relatable. She’s vulnerable. She cries in every movie she’s in at least once. Each of the first three movies has a scene where she needs rescuing. She’s never shown to be unnaturally strong for a woman and she can’t outmuscle men. But she’s also loving and has a natural human need for affection and basic companionship and connection with other people. But she gets by through being smart and competent while being levelheaded and never letting her emotions getting the better of her judgment all while still being someone men and women alike want to root for. And despite some moments of super heroics (the end of Aliens) she’s not a superhero. She’s terrified and in real mortal danger in her universe. It’s not that complicated and I don’t know why mainstream films have such difficulty figuring this out.
---- 183076856
-Charles Dance is great in 3.
---- 183076971
->>183076654
-We see the landing gear touch the scrap. There is no queen to be found in that shot, the drop ship is too small for the queen to realistically fit on board anyway, and I’m to believe nobody noticed that behemoth following them, grabbing onto the leg of the landing gear and the sheer weight of it dragging down the ship? What a bunch of bullshit.
---- 183077048
-Ripley 8 should've sided with the aliens after seeing the previous failed cloning attempts desu
-She clearly regretted killing the hybrid in the ending
---- 183077071
->>183061538
->edgy incel autist: the post
-
-Ripley had already sacrificed her entire life and daughter, getting a second chance with Hicks and Newt after the carnage that went on in Aliens was far from a happy ending and much better than the bleakwank we got in Alien 3. Aliens was to Alien what Judgement Day was to Terminator and both franchises should have ended there and then. Fuck off.
---- 183077288
->>183076185
-How about not getting invested in those characters in the first place?
---- 183077361
->>183060237 (OP)
-newt dying was bullshit. all the trouble ripley went through to save her for fucking nothing. absolutely retarded
---- 183077410
->>183077288
-Not everyone's a psychopath, anon
---- 183077524
->>183076767
-and then she becomes part alien and can outmuscle men like it's nothing and 6th sense aliens
-but she cries when bad things happen to aliens instead of humans and calls herself the mom of the aliens aboard the ship
-
-interesting concepts not explored properly
---- 183077641
->>183077410
-Fair play.
->>183077524
-I was talking about the good movies but yeah if Resurrection wasn’t such a shit heap maybe it could have done something remotely interesting with the idea.
---- 183077671
->>183060237 (OP)
-William Gibson's script was way better. It introduced another angle to everything, while keeping Hicks and Newt safe.
---- 183077737
->>183064621
->Weaver was throwing her weight around (no guns policy)
- Based Weaver taking the tale back to its horror roots instead of the bangbang action.
---- 183077909
->>183077641
-but alien 3 sucks dick
---- 183077942
->>183074434
-Her story was the only interesting bit. They should have just made it a Bladerunner sequel and have the scientists be trying to introduce alien gene code into humans to create hardier Replicants. As an android who's gained sentience she looks to protect her clone slave brethren.
---- 183077947
->>183077071
-This. What makes it even worse is that there wasn't any logical reason to kill of Hicks and Newt, Vincent Ward did it just because he found Newt "annoying."
---- 183078047
->>183077737
-The weird thing is she didn’t even entirely get her way cause there are guns in 3 even though it’s not an action war movie like 2.
->>183077909
-no u
---- 183078144
->>183062139
->when they started getting killed by the dozens
-
-I never got this argument that Aliens was bad because they shot up the xenos. What do you think would happen when they face the military instead of unarmed, untrained civilians on a ship they couldn't risk damaging as in Alien?
---- 183078349
->>183078144
-Who said anything about it being bad, retard?
---- 183078498
->>183075494
-They had the opportunity to make some more iconic characters and continue the story in a logical way. Set the story a decade later after they got back to Earth safely and all the fallout from the colony destruction has calmed down. Now you have young adult Newt, and a little older Ripley and Hicks. The sky's the limit on what story they could have done then to get them back in contact with the xeno. In that time, maybe some other company found another source of eggs and was able to bring them back to Earth which starts a catastrophe. Could then have killed off Ripley like she wanted and have Newt carry any sequels.
---- 183078535
->>183078349
-You did.
->made the xenos not scary
->directly "spawned the abominations that are Alien vs Predator"
---- 183078564
->>183078349
->xenos stopped being scary
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-If a horror film's main antangonist isn't scary that what the fuck are you implying you spastic?
---- 183078623
->>183078349
-Literally fucking everyone who talks negatively about Aliens, moron. That's always their primary complaint like somehow the xeno was supposed to be bulletproof and was a perfect killing machine just because Ash said so. The damn thing gets pierced by a harpoon gun, of course guns would kill them. The xenos still learn quickly and are able to fuck up the marines regardless of their weapons.
---- 183078739
->>183078535
->>183078564
-Aliens is a great action movie. 
-Stating the obvious isn't an attack dumb fucks. You can't multiply your monster and kill it off by the dozens in battle scenes without taking away what made it scary in the first place.
---- 183078804
->>183078739
->Aliens is a great action movie.
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-A great action movie with 1 hour of tension building were nothing atcion related happens then 2 short set pieces were the protangonists get raped. This trope that Aliens is an action movie rather than a surivial horror needs to end.
---- 183078827
->>183078623
-This nigga gets it. Ash was just trying to demoralise the remaining crew.
---- 183078854
-what would David think of the hybrid from resurrection
---- 183078910
->>183078804
-“Survival Horror” is a genre of video game. Alien is horror, Aliens is action. Nothing needs complicating.
---- 183078949
->>183078804
->action movie
->noun
->A motion picture whose storyline involves fast-paced activity and conflict, usually including such elements as a heroic protagonist, violent fights, acrobatic stunts, chase scenes, and gunplay.
-The moment they set foot on LV-426 it becomes an action movie.
---- 183078967
->>183078910
-Aliens is FAR scarier and horrific than Alien.
---- 183079115
->>183078910
->>183078949
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-The action is incidental to the story and theme, the movie is 90% finding out what happened, building tension and dread, and then running away with 2 main shoot out scenes lasting a few mins.
---- 183079158
->>183079115
-You're not doing yourself any favor by going against dictionary definitions that perfectly describe the movie.
---- 183079183
->>183079158
-You're not doing yourself any favours by being a flaming retard
---- 183079254
->>183079183
-But enough about yourself, petulant child.
---- 183079268
->>183060237 (OP)
-aliens sucked, 3 was better
---- 183079274
->>183079254
-weak piss
---- 183079435
-Anyway, Alien 3 was retarded and should never have been made that way. They could easily have made a story many set years later, that only had one or two xenos running around and have Newt be on some remote space station or ship and have to try and save the day. Worked fantastic for Alien Isolation.
---- 183079752
->>183079435
-do people really get butthurt about Isolation?
-it goes a bit longer than it should, otherwise i think its one of the best alien games to have come out
---- 183079953
->>183061283
->They could have literally come up with everything they wanted, new characters, new story, new setting.
-They tried. What became the final movie was a last minute re-write, and compromises across the board. They went through several scripts, William Gibson wrote one, and Vincent Ward wrote a script that was fucking amazing, but the production people didn't want to build the sets. Both scripts are available, Gibson's is even an audiobook. Ward's is online:
-https://www.avpgalaxy.net/files/scripts/alien-3-john-fasano-1990-03-29.pdf
---- 183080262
->>183079752
-I love the length. It's not like they're putting out good Alien stuff all the time. Some people complain about the androids or fighting survivors instead of only the xeno, but I love those parts and they add to the terror of the story. I liked that it finally is a different company than Weyland Yutani, which has gotten really stale.
-
-If only they'd adapt this for a movie or make something with the same aesthetic, but it sounds like the next movie and tv series are going to be pretty lame and decrease the scifi while making the alien into a generic horror monster.
---- 183080416
->>183065431
-No, it wasn't. The first script for 3 was William Gibson's, which is set on a space station. There was never a working script set on earth. Alien Resurrection opened the idea of a earth-based Alien movie, but we got Prometheus instead.
---- 183081109
->>183076971
->the drop ship is too small for the queen to realistically fit on board anyway
-Nigger, the drop ships carry the armored vehicles. You must have some kind of autism where you can't conceive the scale of things. The drop ships were huge. The queen was about the same size as the loader Ripley was in, and the dropship DWARFED that.
-Fucking retard.
---- 183081454
->>183078854
-So let me get this straight, the engineers created humans, who then created synthetics, one of which then created the xenomorphs?
---- 183081530
->>183081454
-The Engineers hate violence, they are upset at Humanity for being violent two thousand years ago, so therefore their plan is to go to Earth and violently kill all Humans with alien monsters even though the original Humans they were upset at are long since dead. Makes sense.
---- 183081582
->>183079268
-: /
---- 183081792
-One problem is that they think every alien movie need to connect back to LV426 for the source of the new alien. They could easily say that some company or other ship stumbled upon more space jockey signals in some other sector and found the jockeys alive or dead but was able to retrieve some eggs safely.
---- 183081836
->>183081454
-That's what happens in the films, yes. But for some reason the engineer ship in Prometheus still has a xenomorph-like mural.
---- 183081967
->>183081454
-Pretty much.
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->>183081836
-That's a deacon.
---- 183082325
->>183079953
-Thanks anon, that script was cool to read
->its in the dog!
---- 183082373
->>183081109
-That’s all very nice but the queen never climbs on board the ship.
---- 183082421
->>183060237 (OP)
->I thought a good idea could be, having them crash on earth instead, and let Newt and Hicks survive and let it be a drama between Ripley and the Scientists. :)
-the real alien could be the friends they make along the way
---- 183082460
->>183060237 (OP)
->>183061538
-
-Alien 3 is early 1990s scifi kino, but I wish they had pursued the wooden planet concept.
---- 183082465
->>183060237 (OP)
-The synthetic brought the egg on board.
---- 183082531
->>183082373
-yes it does
-otherwise the would have been no final showdown in the sulaco and not explicitly showing it makes the reveal a surprise
-you must be the dumbest poster itt
---- 183082907
->>183082460
->wooden planet
-https://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-3/gallery/wooden-planet-concept-art/
-Boomer artists are so fucking lazy.
---- 183082943
->>183060497
-and so they arrive at earth
-blah blah blah
-everything is wrong, they slowly realize it, and its all a dream ! Still lost in space !
-Genius
---- 183083102
->>183082531
-But it doesn’t. It magically appears on board at the end so we can have an epic reveal and a robot fight but you see the drop ship the entire time its leg is anywhere near the landing and there isn’t a queen anywhere to be found.
---- 183083151
->>183082465
-Nah, Bishop was explicity shown as good and a nice contrast to Ash in the first movie. Same as Weyland Yutani were innocent of the colony'w destruction and it was explicitly only Burke's greed that got everyone killed. The story is far better that way than trying to implying they're always sneaky, lying supervillains.
---- 183083235
->>183083102
-ok jimmy
---- 183083244
->>183083102
-Ripley and Newt are on the landing pad, the queen comes out of the door towards them, the dropship arrives and maneuvers to pick them up, they get on board and the queen is heading towards them, an explosion happens that pushes the dropship towards metal scrap and the back leg gets stuck in it, this is when yhe Queen crawls into the landing gear. Obviously her entering can't be shown, but that's literally the reason for that scene
---- 183083576
->>183083102
->you see the drop ship the entire time its leg is anywhere near the landing
-
-Not true - watch it again. There is an explicit scene were the dropship moves towards the landing due to an explosion and a leg crashes into a pile of metallic scrap or debris implying that's how the queen got onboard.
---- 183083796
->>183083151
-No. A big part of the first Alien is how inhuman the corporation is. Trying to make them seem like clueless well-meaning idiots ruins the setting
---- 183083906
->>183078498
-Who wants to see some kickass gun toting Newt anyway? Out of all the alt history Aliens sequel fantasies this is the one I always understood the least.
---- 183083999
->>183083244
->>183083576
-Not the anon youre replying to but i get what he means, if the queen was clinging onto the ship then you dont see her at all as the dropship leaves. If it had been shown from a angle that doesnt reveal the whole ship as it leaves it would be easier to believe it clung on.
-
-And we see the door close behind ripley so it couldnt have gotten inside, at least not without ripley noticing.
-
-I mean i love Aliens but that moment is literally the queen magically appearing, not that i mind but still.
---- 183084036
->>183078827
-He was, but he was still right about its “purity.” Smooth brains always just misunderstand the entire point of what he was saying and think that an apex predator that’s exclusively designed to eat, fuck, and kill is supposed to be some unkillable superbeing.
---- 183084083
->>183083906
-It can be entertaining if done properly
---- 183084122
->Not the anon
-Cool we're doing that now huh. Thread calls you out on your sheer stupidity and you go full damage control instead of being a man.
---- 183084236
->>183084122
-Gay crybaby
---- 183084277
->>183083999
-
-It's a few secs before that - the leg of the dropship crashes into metaliic scrap/debris and then retracts with a lot of shit still on it. In fat right at that scene yyou can here the queeen scream suggesting she might have been hit by the leg.
---- 183084309
->>183084277
-my screencap is AFTER that scene where the leg gets stuck, where is she?
---- 183084368
->>183083796
-Don't agree at all. It's been 57 years, and it's just a company that's been building better worlds and colonies for decades now.
---- 183084377
->>183061538
-based and capped
---- 183084400
->>183084368
-Whatever you say Bishop
---- 183084436
->>183084122
-Pipe down, faggot.
->>183083999
-I’m that anon. I’ll admit I’m purposely being really difficult about it but the way it’s filmed doesn’t leave a lot of believable room for it to climb on board especially without anyone noticing. Anyone who can’t at least acknowledge that much is in total denial. Also the queen is never shown advancing on them once they’re on the landing. You see it standing there when the elevator door opens but that’s it. It doesn’t move.
---- 183084468
->>183083906
-Her surrogate mother taught he to be tough and protect those she loves. In the comics they're just trying to live as normal spacers but are forced to pick up arms when they run into the xenos for various reasons, usually some bad guy trying to use the xeno for his purposes
---- 183084491
->>183060497
->The whole theme and catch of any alien movie is to feel like you're lost in space.
-horseshit. in alien and aliens their locations are known and they are on route back to earth at any time. the cold isolation and hostility of space, yes, but it has nothing to do with being le lost.
---- 183084515
->>183084309
-They obviously weren't going to show her. It's a horror movie shock ending for her to be on the Sulaco. But that's why they included the scene of the dropship's landing gear, for this exact reason
---- 183084534
->>183084309
-Right in there
---- 183084540
->>183084491
-Yeah the theme was more being isolated in space away from human civilization
---- 183084567
->>183084083
-I wasn;t the only one jerking off to the newt in panties was I?
---- 183084589
-this scene though
---- 183084641
->>183084515
-Yes it sounds like this guy needs every explicity show, spoiling any surprise and lacks imagination.
---- 183084726
->>183084641
-Completely agree, that’s why I don’t mind the egg in 3.
---- 183084759
->>183076185
-They said in behind the scenes documentary that all the writers had trouble finding room for Newt and Hicks.
---- 183084760
-^Pathetic
---- 183084883
->>183084759
->tfw the prisoners brutally beat and rape the girl child
---- 183084931
->>183084883
->can only rape 1 at a time because you have only 1 pair of goggles
---- 183085161
->>183084883
-They did that with her corpse
---- 183085188
->>183084726
-Nah, that's different and stupid
---- 183085312
->>183061538
-You're the fucking retarded pleb.
-
-Obviously there's no real way for Ripley to have a happy ending, since at best you give her a family, a life with Hicks and Newt back on Earth, and she still spends the rest of eternity shitting brix that aliens will get there one day - even after she's dead - and destroy her descendants and anything they've built. Just knowing you're stuck inside the same universe - let alone the same galaxy - as those fucking things would haunt her for the rest of her life. And the galaxy is nowhere big enough for anyone to ever sleep at night after not only finding out they exist, but seeing them in action. Also the company is not realistically going to turn good in the end in any version, nor is human nature going to change, which is part of the problem that dooms us all in this scenario. People will always engage in the same spacefaring arrogance, greed, and arseholishness that caused and compounded her problems in the first two films.
-
-All that cosmic horror, bleakness of her situation, and watching her living a literal living nightmare is kino shit. That's not the issue. The rest of the film is what sucked. Spin it any way you want, but it just wasn't that entertaining, the situation and setting not that interesting, and the characters were meh and often just stupid, (stupid ideas the writers came up with, not just acted stupid in the film).
-
-Her sacrificing herself at the end is forced because the actress wanted it, (and like Han Solo, it's doesn't work for the story). Like I said, her dying might make sense in terms of her having to do it to kill a queen, etc. but it does nothing to address the larger alien threat, which is why she goes on the mission in the second film, (where if it had gone the way she wanted, they would have found the aliens and destroyed them, then everyone would have believed her, so Earth would mount some kind of global defence and appropriate quarantine procedures, etc.)
---- 183085339
->>183085188
-There are a few things you can imagine for this happening - the queen could have taken an egg with her on somewhere in/or her body (and why not - the whole point of the Alien is genetic reproduction). Or I think in some of the comics/books it implies the eggs can form out of spores from the Alien itself in the absence of a Queen.
-
-However I would think they would have run some kind of bio scan on the ship after beating the queen and going into sleep so it is harder to justify.
---- 183085371
->>183085188
-You can hear a facehugger slithering around at the end of the credits in Aliens.
---- 183085416
->>183085312
->a bloo bloo bloo
---- 183085645
->>183085312
-This is just presumption. Ripley and the rest could have had a happy ending if that's what the filmmakers had written, but they didn't.
---- 183085739
->>183085339
-The Xenomorphs would have instincts that promoted their spread, so in the case of a spacefaring civilisation they'd be driven to take any opportunity to board any ship, and shit like that. Hence, it wouldn't be totally absurd to suggest a Queen would opportunistically drop eggs everywhere as a contingency, etc. But it's tenuous how that happens, the egg working differently, and really falls apart after that. There is no fucking way Ripley would sleep a wink until she personally checked every inch of the drop ship and the Sulaco, I don't care what anyone says. That's the biggest problem. I can imagine a pretty kino scene where Bishop sets his own cryopod so he wakes up, drags his torso by his hands, and moves the egg, but he doesn't seem functional enough to do much before Ripley goes to sleep. Maybe engage in some deception and lie about some scans at best. It could be done, and I liked the idea of the facehugger finding it's way to the cryopods and starting an electrical fire in the process.
-
-That shit and them reactivating Bishop was actually the best part.
---- 183085852
->>183085739
-Also, Bishop said it takes 45mins for the drop ship to reach the surface from the Sulaco, so they queen had all that time to get up to no good on the way back.
---- 183085942
->>183085371
-That was added after alien 3 got released
---- 183085946
-Friendly reminder picrel 1/2
---- 183085962
->>183085339
-I'd simply far prefer they found the xeno somewhere else. Otherwise it just makes it a generic horror movie monster that somehow always finds a way to stow away and stay alive when they think they finally killed it. It's clear that most of the audience shared that opinion. There's no reason to be forced to have the alien on board and start some issue on the way home, instead of just letting some time pass and finding it on another planet
---- 183085981
->>183085645
-Compare to Terminator. You think Sarah Connor could have a happy ending if she knew Judgement Day could still happen? Her motivation for going to kill Dyson, and then blow up all the research at Cyberdyne.
-
-You can't give her a happy ending where she just lives her normal life raising John, knowing Judgement Day is going to kill him and humanity anyway at some time in the future. And just like Aliens, she's up against human nature itself where that company lied about finding the remains of the Terminator from the end of the first film, and even without that, humans would still try to create AI, etc.
---- 183085996
->>183085946
-2/2 They made it, we are all going to to make it.
---- 183086058
->>183084931
---- 183086077
->>183085942
-The Special Edition came out in 1991.
---- 183086095
->>183085942
-Are you serious? Jesus that's stupid.
-
-Han shot first and fuck all that kind of bullshit.
---- 183086184
->>183062437
-Alien 3 has the best dialogue by far. in the first one you can tell most of it is improvised, and in the second one it's all hammy Cameron dialogue. i love all three of these movies for different reasons, it's hard for me to say which one i like the best
---- 183086207
->>183085339
->comics/books it implies the eggs can form out of spores from the Alien itself in the absence of a Queen.
-I don't think have ever been shown to reproduce through spores. The only time the term "spores" is thrown around is in the Earth War comic. However in the comic the xenomorphs are simply referred to as the alien spore, this is just a nickname given by Dr. Oorona before his death. In the comic they were smuggled to earth and spread around by a cult.
---- 183086215
->>183086095
-He’s wrong.
---- 183086309
->>183060237 (OP)
-I've read the Aliens 3 script where there's an outbreak on a station where the xenomorphs just burst fully formed out of the host's body and I've read the version where Ripley is the sole survivor of the Sulaco crashing into a wooden space station of exiled monks but what's the version you're referring to? who wrote it?
---- 183086379
->>183067729
-then what Aliens 3 is just a retread of 2 where YET AGAIN Weyland Yutani sends people to their deaths on that forsaken shithole planet?
---- 183086383
-Why did Bishop put Hicks into a coma? he didn't seem that badly wounded. Seems to add some weight to the theory he snuck an egg/facehugger on board - he had access to them from the medical bay he spent a lot of time in and was alone on the dropship for a while.
---- 183086454
->>183086207
-Was there not a cut scene in Alien were Dallas was being turned into an egg from the Alien secretion?
---- 183086469
->>183060237 (OP)
-Hicks should have been the protagonist for 3 with Ripley and Newt his family to get home to at the end. I understand the guy who plays Hicks is still quite butthurt about getting fucked over by the studio somehow and being paid very little for Aliens
---- 183086513
->>183086383
-Kek, Hicks could barely move and had to be carried by Ripley. He was fucked up and needed some serious medical attention.
-
-I don't get the desire to make Bishop have secret ulterior motives. That's one of the worst horror movie tropes around. Let the guy be good as he's shown.
---- 183086584
->>183061538
-Newt actress quit acting after Aliens and Hick actor wanted an obscene amount of money, so even if the writers hadn't killed them off they would've been played by different actors. which the plebs would've hated way more than just killing them.
-also, Michael Biehn actually took the studio to court afterwards for using his likeness in picrel and he ended up being payed more than anyone else in the movie
---- 183086602
->>183062166
-it's just too silly the series went full schlock with this fun mess
---- 183086727
->>183086513
-He's not that badly fucked - he gave himself and injection - hardly the actions of someone at deaths door.
-
-Justed watched the scene again - bishops didn't put him in a coma, just gave him "another shot for the pain" - but still, access to facehuggers, putting someone out so you are alone and having time to do stuff.
---- 183086851
->>183086454
-Yeah, Brett and Dallas were being morphed into an eggs. However you need a human host to morph into an egg, which leaves the question: who morphed into an egg? Bishop is a nonorganic synthetic android so he couldn't have. Newt was the one who got face hugged and impregnated so she couldn't have been the one who morphed into an egg (After Newt drowned in the pod the xenomorph embryo slithered out of her moth and into Ripley). Ripley obviously can't be the one who morphed into an egg. Hicks couldn't have been the one who morphed into an egg because when you are shown his corpse he still looks like a human instead of an egg.
---- 183086865
->>183062192
->bald space homos
-we've all taken the vow
---- 183086884
->>183086513
->make Bishop have secret ulterior motives
-
-The precedent that andriods cannot be trusted and are tools of the company was already set in Alien.
---- 183086943
->>183081454
-David created the xenomorphs as a parody of life.
---- 183087027
-It's pretty funny that after Aliens being all gung ho army movie you get this where everyone looks like a cancer patient and it's basically set in Hell and Ripley kills herself at the end. I like it.
---- 183087365
-Alien 3 didn't work because it was a case of autism. Alien already had themes and philosophical underpinnings. It didn't need any more. The second movie elegantly reinforced the dystopian elements of the first one, expanded on the themes of impregnation and reproduction, and developed the main character. Good job.
-The fucking series didn't need the addition of the actual characters having out-loud arguments about sticking it to the man and cosmic religious theme of armageddon. Anyone who watched the first two movies and said "Hey, you know what this thing needs? Intertextual philosophy 101 bullshit coming from the characters!" is a nearly-human object-stacker.

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---- 183068024
-AHHHHHH I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THAT GYPSY AN EXTENSION ON HER LOAN AHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
---- 183068043
->>183068024 (OP)
-Is that Mac?
---- 183068194
-this looked really stupid so I never watched it but what's the premise? that's at least 2 death scenes I've seen with her in it now so what is it like groundhog day where she just keeps getting fucked over and over?
-
-also.... seems pretty extreme for not giving some gypsy an extension on her loan. I wonder who her other victims were...
->guy who didn't let her go first at the cigarette counter
->someone who honked at her in traffic because she nodded off at a traffic light
->owner of a small dog who pissed on her shoe
->the paperboy who missed her yard and got the paper in the gutter/bush instead
->kid at the local shop who wouldn't open the door at 5 minutes past closing time even though HE WAS RIGHT THERE!
---- 183068214
->>183068024 (OP)
->finds out that she's going to get dragged to hell by demons and genuinely believes it
->immediately decides to sacrifice her cat to appease them instead of going to a church for help
-She deserved it, desu. If she had a child, she'd probably have sacrificed them too.
---- 183068231
->>183068024 (OP)
-Raimi said she deserved it. Why is he like this?
---- 183068242
->>183068194
-She gets haunted by demons and shit while trying to lose the curse. That's the main plot of the film.
---- 183068258
->>183068024 (OP)
-How was that gypsy so powerful
---- 183068278
->>183068194
-It's a comedy numbnuts
---- 183068296
->>183068024 (OP)
-Well at least she didn't get hit by the train
---- 183068313
->>183068024 (OP)
-I wonder how common this is in this universe, like if it's so easy to curse somebody then how come there isn't more evidence that the after life is real? How many CCTV cameras just captured this woman being grabbed by arms and taken into the ground? How would they explain that?
---- 183068324
->>183068194
-That's gypsies for you
---- 183068371
->>183068024 (OP)
-Her screams make me nut
-Hahaha die bitch
---- 183068455
->>183068371
-wtf!
---- 183068456
->>183068194
->I haven’t even seen this movie but I’ll still sit here and type out the longest post by a long-shot in a thread about it, look at me go!
-Why is /tv/ like this, what an absolute waste of time.
---- 183068459
->>183068194
-The movie taught me one thing. Never deal with gypsyies. Avoid them at all cost.
---- 183068480
->>183068024 (OP)
-Wait, America has trains?
---- 183068481
->>183068194
-Literal retard here.
---- 183068572
->>183068024 (OP)
---- 183068597
->>183068572
-kek
---- 183068599
->>183068480
-Only to be used as weapons against the populace.
---- 183068750
-Grave scene was really epic
---- 183068770
->>183068024 (OP)
-She was so fucking cute, can't believe she quit acting to have like 20 kids
---- 183068864
->banks are bad actually
->employees who are ruthless about promotions are bad
---- 183068890
->>183068864
->If you don't give a deadbeat manipulative gypo an extension on her mortgage then you deserve hell
---- 183068921
->>183068480
-And running water.
---- 183068996
->>183068194
->seems pretty extreme for not giving some gypsy an extension on her loan
-and Americans wonder why we hate gypsies more than they hate niggers
---- 183069046
->>183068194
-its proof that you should kill gyppos where you find them
---- 183069080
->>183068864
-He is literally the most kino director
---- 183069230
->yes goy, don't notice the Jews running the banks, focus on the abusive old lady who was jewed out of her money
---- 183069272
->>183068313
-A popular theory is that it was all in her head, hence why they bothered to have her dragging to hell happen right as a train would have run her over. What the other guy actually saw was the train killing her.
---- 183069602
->>183068313
-Autists shouldn't be allowed to talk about art.
---- 183069669
->>183068194
->smokes
->falls asleep while driving 
-I knew your post was going to be retarded but god damn you really surpassed my expectations.
---- 183069761
->>183069669
-These are two different situations retard.
---- 183069790
->>183068371
-begone gypsyie
---- 183070114
-AAAAHHHHH I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED MORE SPEELS BEFORE SIGNING UP FOR THE NAPOLEONIC WARS SAVE ME ELEMENTAL SPIRITS
---- 183070239
-Prime Lohman was next level.
---- 183070242
->>183068459
-W*men are the gypsies of gender.
---- 183070298
->>183070114
-Good show desu. And he was a great war magician, it's just that before Waterloo he had focused on logistics and deception rather than combat magic.
---- 183070304
->>183068024 (OP)
-wow, she got really lucky those demons saved her from getting hit by that train just in the nick of time.
---- 183070364
->"Christ, save me!"
-Easy.
---- 183070397
->>183068231
-She shamed her a little.
---- 183070415
->>183069272
-Except the guy was ready to help her but got scared once the magic flaming hands appeared
---- 183070423
-What's the reception like in hell?
---- 183070429
->called Drag Me To Hell
->characters gets dragged to hell
-Whoaaaaaaa
---- 183070452
->>183068024 (OP)
-Poor Justin always gets into some weird predicaments
---- 183070454
->>183068024 (OP)
->God
->"Those who believe in me, treat their neighbors kindly, and follow my teachings shall see the Kingdom of Heaven."
->"Oh wait, you mildly pissed off a gypsy woman and she cursed you to hell?"
->"Sorry, it's out of my hands. Say hi to Lucifer for me."
---- 183070560
-What happens if you cursed god?
---- 183070593
->>183070560
-You cant curse something that isnt real
---- 183070599
->>183070454
-curses and magic don;t work on Roman Catholic Christians in a state of grace.
---- 183070611
-test
---- 183070648
->>183070454
-Unironically there comes a point where if you live for yourself and you live a life of sin God will remove all of His protections from you. It isnt done out of spite nor out of a lack of love(gods love is infinite) but you're not impervious to the evils of the world without an active relationship with God. It took me years to fully understand that. Go to mass. Go to confession. Ask to receive Christ into your heart and you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable. You've got a guardian angel too, depending on what bloodline you come from you may have several
---- 183070669
->>183070593
-:(
---- 183070981
->>183070114
->>183070298
-please sauce me up senpais
---- 183071018
->>183070981
-Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
---- 183071081
->>183071018
-Thank you very much
---- 183071121
->>183068890
-that's what she gets for working in such a jewish industry
---- 183071303
->>183070560
---- 183071551
->>183071303
-kek
---- 183071617
->>183070114
-Literally Bigby's Grasping Hand.
---- 183072075
->>183068480
-Yes, we've begun to embrace this new chinese "train" technology
---- 183072116
->>183068194
-The film is an allegory for eating disorders
---- 183072167
-Did this actress do anything else?
---- 183073224
->>183072167
-no
---- 183073244
->>183072167
-Give birth to about 20 kids
---- 183073262
->>183068480
-Only ones filled with chemicals that derail every week
---- 183073400
->>183069602
->(((art)))
---- 183073477
->>183073400
-Where's your art? Heh, didn't think so kiddo
---- 183073862
->>183070114
-Is this Naruto?
---- 183073928
->>183068194
-don't watch it. it's too good for you
---- 183074484
->>183068024 (OP)
-She didn't deserve her fate.
---- 183074761
->>183074663
-wtf am I watching
---- 183074779
->>183074761
-A Sam Raimi movie.
---- 183074857
->>183071303
-
-What is this mental illness called?
---- 183075315
-This movie is very uncomfortable to me. Not because I think it's scary, but its from a movie genre that I hate.
->character does dumb shit
->character does even more dumb shit
->character still doing more dumb shit
->when you think character will stop, continues doing more dumb shit.
->goes from bad situation to extreme bad situation for 2 hours.
-
-I hate this. Is there a name for this kind of movie/narrative progression?
---- 183075414
->>183068024 (OP)
-Hell is kind, don't let her suffer a train on her but directly put her in their hands
---- 183075528
->>183070114
-I don't remember the avatar having this much hair.
---- 183075537
-Kino.
---- 183075645
->>183068194
-i like you. keep posting i’ll keep reading
---- 183075862
->>183075315
-comedy of errors
---- 183075874
->>183068024 (OP)
-Do all Jews have black magic jew powers to use against gentiles who try to out-jew them?
---- 183075898
->unfair and horrific thing happens in a horror movie
-holy shit
---- 183076019
->>183075862
->comedy of errors
-yes, but is a genre that goes beyond comedy where main character goes from bad to worst for 2 hours, doing always bad/dumb choices
-
->Requiem for a dream
->The Vanishing 
->Nick of Time
---- 183076036
->>183076019
-Comedy has a broader meaning than the film genre. The term you are looking for is comedy of errors.
---- 183076048
->>183068313
->if it's so easy to curse somebody then how come there isn't more evidence that the after life is real?
-There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit that gets remarked as "fake, special effects, photo editing, cgi"
-Now we even have AI
-
-Is it truly unbelievable that people would watch this cctv footage and call balogna?
---- 183076067
->>183074663
-Literally Tom and Jerry tier.
---- 183076150
->>183076048
->There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit
-You're right, I just saw the tooth fairy making out with santa claus the other day.
---- 183076164
->>183076036
->>Requiem for a dream
->>The Vanishing
->>Nick of Time
-Yes, but this movies are not comedies and the main character keep doing bad choices for 2 hours. Is there a name for this?
---- 183076240
->>183076067
-Don't talk shit about Tom and Jerry, senpai.
---- 183076329
->>183074857
-Spiritualism
---- 183076374
->>183074857
-Being a woman
---- 183076468
->>183070560
-What happens when you divide by 0?
---- 183076470
->>183070423
-This demon’s a real jerk.
---- 183076524
-It was all Kylo Ren's fault. Also that gypsy family looked pretty large, surely they could have scrounged up the money. She did nothing wrong denying that scammer.
---- 183076547
->>183076150
-Hurr durr
-Nothing outside of my understanding or imagination can possibly be real. I have a firm grip of reality and know everything. Mystery? Doesn't exist. FYI, I've been to the bottom of the deep ocean. There's nothing down there, science should stop exploring. The giant squid isn't re-... oh
---- 183076577
->>183068194
-Maybe just watch the movie or read the wikipedia dumbass
---- 183076644
->>183076547
->large squids are the same thing as ghosts and demons
-/x/ please take back your schizo
---- 183076673
->>183071303
-valling yhanos at 3:am energy
---- 183076684
->>183076644
-They were for a very long time
---- 183076690
->>183074761
-raimi kino
---- 183076747
-Hell is a real place bros. Don't risk your soul. Turn to Christ while you still can.
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbLMGZzPW40 [Embed]
---- 183076774
->>183071303
-holy based witch
---- 183076781
->>183071303
->dumbest_bitch 
-
-You don’t say.
---- 183076823
->>183069272
->A popular theory is that it was all in her head
-literal reddiot opinion every time it appears
---- 183076830
->>183076164
-comedy of errors
---- 183076839
->>183076240
-Sam Raimi zoomie
---- 183076845
-anyone have a webm of the grave scene? some A+ nipples. tied with the spiderman kiss imo
---- 183076849
->>183074886
-Post the BTS.
---- 183076883
->>183068480
-Those are actually just buses on alignment rails
-t.visited America twice
---- 183076888
->>183075537
-This made me wanna watch the movie. 
-
->>183074663
-This made me change my mind.
---- 183077053
->>183076888
-Its a comedy horror, I don't get what people don't get about this and take it so seriously
---- 183077113
->>183068024 (OP)
-Nice of the demons to save her from the incoming train
---- 183077116
->>183076888
-It's a Sam Raimi horror movie, so expect some silliness.
---- 183077144
->>183070114
-Shinnok's early years?
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHla-dvTuFE [Embed]
---- 183077187
->>183068024 (OP)
->>183075537
-NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR DECADES WITH MY CUTE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
-
-MY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE VAGINA!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
-
-I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING HELL ITS SO HOT AND I'LL STAY THERE FOR ALL ETERNITY THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME
-
-Holy shit, holy God, this was so fucking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was burned by flames, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.
-
-Raimi... he GETS me!!!!
-
-Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fucking years, something about watching slutty little bitches lives ending as they get turned into a charred corpse drives me fucking wild, the waste of their potential and sexy bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fucking shit man i hope the movie has more gore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FUCK
-
-NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR
-
-THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
---- 183077191
->>183074663
-GOD, I FUCKING LOVE RAIMI
---- 183077231
->>183068043
-based tucker enjoyer
---- 183077278
->>183077187
-Are you jerking off?
---- 183077380
->>183070114
->that soldier getting water from the well at 0:18 ignoring this
-are the background soldiers a green screen recording from earlier?
---- 183077383
->>183072116
-That's Thinner.
---- 183077714
->>183075537
-Memes aside, what do you think they’ve been doing to her for the past 14 years??
---- 183077807
->>183068480
-Yes but they are unsafe because of certain people
---- 183077918
->>183068480
-America invented the whole "woman tied to train tracks" trope
-of course there are trains
---- 183078042
->>183077918
-Not to mention the "bum riding in a train cart" trope, I think OP means decent passenger trains which the US is lacking but only because it's just better suited to other modes of transport
---- 183078164
->>183068258
-Exactly she should’ve just conjured up a demon to go rob a bank instead of fucking with some random girl. Goddamn deadbeat gypsies can’t pay their bills.
---- 183078216
->>183068481
-meant for 
->>183068480
---- 183078265
->>183068024 (OP)
-Reminder this film is about eating disorders
---- 183078322
->>183078265
-explain
---- 183078364
->>183076048
-Post it
---- 183078414
->>183074663
-This bitch can blow a horse.
---- 183078437
->>183078265
->>183078322
-That's Thinner.
---- 183078512
->>183072167
-
-Matchstick Men, Big Fish, Drag Me To Hell
-
-3 solid films I can recall off the top of my head. She just wasn't into Hollywood and found more purpose being a mother. Good for her.
---- 183078548
->>183078265
-You're thinking Thinner and it was AIDS
---- 183078576
->>183078322
-just google it
---- 183078595
->>183078576
-no, i already have enough tabs open, explain
---- 183078727
->>183068024 (OP)
->NOOOO BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU MISTREAT BROWN WOMEN
-I fucking hate modern Hollywood so much, Raimi's only good movie really was Spiderman, huh?
---- 183078753
->>183078595
-Go fuck yourself then.
---- 183078762
->>183074761
-Filtered by raimi
---- 183078769
->>183076849
->scene
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uze2MMEGCcw [Embed]
-
-"It was fine until Sam asked me to open my mouth."
---- 183078787
->>183078753
-i don't see what's so difficult about supporting your claim, anon
---- 183078798
->>183068024 (OP)
->Oh no I fell on the tracks. Let me sit here and just look around.
---- 183078843
->>183068024 (OP)
-Vax status?
---- 183078875
->>183068572
-Gypsy grannie versus Tom Selleck who wins?
---- 183078932
->>183078787
-Clearly you do if you are too lazy to google it
---- 183078956
->>183078727
->Gypo
->Brown
-wat
---- 183078977
-https://youtu.be/s3kqiNvkXLg [Embed]
-kino opening credits
---- 183078986
->>183078932
-i don't care what google thinks anyway, anon, i was asking you
---- 183079241
->>183077714
-scalding hot cocks in every hole i presume
-
-time moves differently in hell so it'd be like 14 centuries now
---- 183079440
->>183075315
-Too stupid to live
---- 183079585
->>183070648
->you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable
-When religion passive buff is 101% magic resistance and curse immunity. Best religion.
---- 183080212
->>183078414
---- 183080435
->>183068024 (OP)
-If she had just stood up instead of sitting there, would she have lived?
---- 183080496
->>183080435
-yes, she would have walked it off after getting hit by the train
---- 183080586
->>183080496
-The train wasn't real retard, it was just a special effect like those indian waving in front of a train videos. She would have been fine.
---- 183080651
->>183080586
-no, you're wrong. I just watched it again and it's obviously a real train.
---- 183081405
->reeeeee extend the bank's liability on a debt I'm unlikely to repay or I'll cast your soul into hell!
-typical fucking gypsy
---- 183081506
-My question is how the fuck do gypsies have magic in the first place. Gypsies are universally retarded, how did they discover magic when all over the world smarter people like Germans or Japanese people didn't.
---- 183081645
-Why were they even taking the train when they both have cars?
---- 183081725
->>183081645
-they were going on a trip
---- 183081771
->>183081725
-They should drive
---- 183081921
->>183081645
-Nobody drives in American cities. There's too much traffic.
---- 183081927
->>183070239
-sweet jesus...
---- 183082093
->>183081506
-They didn't, they have always been criminals. People noticed this and told their kids to avoid them, but you can't just tell a kid to avoid something. 
-
-You gotta scare a kid to make him look left and right when he's crossing a road, so you show them a car crash victim with blood and intestines and stuff. 
-
-With gypsies, they only steal, not so scary. So they became evil witches. Later, gypsies embraced it.
---- 183083401
->Get cursed by Gypsy for telling her to fuck off on being a cheap jew on her loan
->Pray to Jesus and immediately curse goes away
-Easy peasy
---- 183083515
->>183081921
-If nobody drives how is there traffic?
---- 183083531
->>183078364
-No
---- 183083587
->>183068024 (OP)
-Wasn't that the movie where the lady beats the shit out of an old woman in a underground parking lot?
---- 183083607
->>183083587
-Yup, she shoves a ruler in her mouth
---- 183083633
->>183068194
-You think with all this demonic commanding power that she would just manifest wealth with a demon instead of uber cursing some lacky bank teller.
-
-But it's a gypsy and a women so I guess it's accurate
---- 183083656
->>183068024 (OP)
->you talk like a hag and your credit's all retarded
---- 183083663
->>183083656
-kek
---- 183083749
->>183068024 (OP)
-Imagine the complete lack of IQ needed to watch trash like this.
-
-Horror genre is for slaves of the world. As in 80% of the population
---- 183083789
->>183083749
->drag me to hell
->horror
-Filtered
---- 183083793
->>183071303
-Makes me kek every time
---- 183083837
->>183070239
->BOOBA
---- 183083923
->>183070648
->Ask to receive Christ into your heart and you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable
-"A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you."
---- 183083958
->>183071303
-Also don't go to Antarctica when remote viewing. Don't go near military bases. You will start being followed.
---- 183084050
->>183068024 (OP)
-My dad had a nightmare similar to this where shadow people were grabbing him and pushing him into the abyss under his bed, he fought them and managed to wake up and save his life.
---- 183084065
->>183083515
-Thatsthejoke.bmp
---- 183084429
->>183071303
-
-idk how old this image is but im genuinely intrigued in a louis theroux way
-
-is it like a jrpg mechanic where i could advise her to, say, try facing well known deceased clerics/immams to level up before trying to take on allah so she can grind to level up
---- 183084510
->>183068194
-I mean you joke but she literally condemns some underage kid to hell for stealing something of theirs in the first opening minutes of the movie lolol
---- 183084712
->>183070593
-I suppose you dont have the guts to curse him now?
---- 183084814
->>183068024 (OP)
-> Why’d I have to act like such a jew??!!
---- 183084944
->>183068456
->an absolute waste of time
-exactly
---- 183085153
->>183075874
-Yeah it’s called interest rates
---- 183085224
->“No, I feel that the poor girl was overpunished, as it happens in life sometimes,” Raimi says.
-
->“It is a morality tale, she did do the wrong thing, but holy cow, give her a break! But that’s how this particular tale [ends].
-
->“I thought it would be shocking to title the film ‘Drag Me to Hell’ and actually end it with giving exactly what the title demanded, and still making it incredibly shocking,” Raimi muses. “I thought that was a really funny cocktail for me.”
-
-I love him, brehs
---- 183085321
->>183084429
-The subreddit was created less than two years ago, but it seems that it died pretty quickly and became overrun with redditors dabbing on the witches.
---- 183085394
->>183075315
-Ben Stiller movies
---- 183085398
->>183076048
->There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit
-post one, just one, gimme your best.
---- 183085615
->>183085398
-You wouldn't believe me anyway. To speak to one who has his mind made up already is a waste.
---- 183085675
->>183076048
->There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit that gets remarked as "fake, special effects, photo editing, cgi"
->Now we even have AI
-What you mean is there are a few genuinely difficult/unexplainable videos(almost entirely UFO shit) that exists and an industry of charlatans has pooped up around them producing so much fake content to milk schizos that the genuine stuff gets lumped in with fake shit.
---- 183085747
->>183085398
->>>/r/ghosts
---- 183085878
->>183085615
-Knew you didn't have shit.
---- 183085968
->>183085878
->>183085747
-Seethe and dilate in hell
---- 183085991
->>183068313
->I KNOW FREE WILL IS IMPORTANT AND SHIT BUT SHE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
---- 183086001
->>183085968
-okay, you knew my name, that's pretty paranormal desu
---- 183086018
->>183085968
-Sorry your not getting an extension on that loan bitch.
---- 183086055
->>183085968
-That's my name
---- 183086057
->>183068194
-
-The movie basically a horror satire/comedy similar to Cabin in the Woods
---- 183086190
->>183077187
-I have finally found someone who I feel I can relate to. Is there a community where I can find more people like us? I've looked at places like gorechan but it's too focused on the gore. Gore can play into it, but I am more interested in cute women getting their lives permanently ruined forever, and their reactions of horror as it happens to them. Dramatic screaming and fear is the best. I've been using ChatGPT more and more lately to fulfill my needs.
---- 183087305
->>183086057
-no
---- 183087329
->>183068231
-Early life
---- 183087403
->>183068231
-He's a kike, that's why
-In his mind, this is what all white people deserve
---- 183087434
->>183068024 (OP)
-She should've accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior, repented and asked forgiveness for her sins and should've gotten baptized in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. 
-
-There would've been no possible way she could've been dragged to Hell if that were the case.
---- 183087598
->>183068864
->NOOO IM ENTITLED TO THE BANK'S MONEY
->YOU LITERALLY DESERVE TO BURN FOR HELL IN ETERNITY FOR NOT GIVING ME SOMETHING I FEEL ENTITLED TO
-why are all ethnic minorities like this
---- 183087620
->>183074484
->She didn't deserve her fate.
-She rejected God's love.
---- 183087656
->>183074663
->the state of modern CGI
---- 183087712
->>183075537
-Makes one wonder what the authorities did.
-There surely would've been security camera footage.
-There was no trace of her found.
-Justin Long's character would either have to tell the truth about what he saw or he'd have to lie to the cops.
-
-Pretty sure that incident would've proven the existence of hell.
---- 183087757
->>183081506
->My question is how the fuck do gypsies have magic in the first place.
-Deal with the devil, duh.
---- 183087830
->>183068024 (OP)
-Why are Romanians so evil???
---- 183087851
->>183085991
->AND SHIT BUT SHE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS.
-No, only Islam considers it a conversion if you say the words. That's why people can be forcibly converted to Islam.
-
-If you don't mean your conversion to Christianity, you're not converted. Because God knows your heart.
---- 183087881
->>183087598
->why are all ethnic minorities like this
-Being soulless, all they know how to deal in is money and possessions. They are of the world and only of the world.
---- 183087898
->>183068313
-"The afterlife"/beyond is neither spatial nor temporal in nature
-
-This scene would have worked extremely well if it was shown from two POV's; One where the guy sees her jumping on the tracks killing herself and the one from her POV getting dragged down into the stones (kinda like in Smile where it stops just short of spelling out it's all in the victim's heads too, merely implying it)
-
-Would have made for an interesting reflection on metaphysics and the paranormal but that way it's just some silly goyshlock C movie of the month
---- 183087971
->>183068024 (OP)
->ahh help me! Don't let them Drag Me to Hell™
-Kinda ruined the movie to be honest.
---- 183087982
->>183074484
-That shadow arm thing is spooky
---- 183088012
->>183087898
->This scene would have worked extremely well if it was shown from two POV's; One where the guy sees her jumping on the tracks killing herself and the one from her POV getting dragged down into the stones (kinda like in Smile where it stops just short of spelling out it's all in the victim's heads too, merely implying it)
-I think directors hate that kinda shit because they love thinking that the viewer is trying to explain things in their head canon. so they intentionally leave things like that ambiguous.
-
-it makes the directors feel more important than they actually are.
-
->we know exactly what happened
-as opposed to
->the viewer is forced to make their own interpretation and see the movie multiple times to work the plot out for themselves.
---- 183088189
->>183087403
->He's a kike
-Then why was one of his heroes such a disgusting bigot?
---- 183088244
->>183088189
->bigot
->disgusting
-pick one.
---- 183088646
->>183068024 (OP)
-The sequel is going to be interesting. It’s called Ash and Clay Goto Hell. Premise is her boyfriend becomes an occult obsessed recluse, learns about the Necronomicon, this ends up leading him to Ash from The Evil Dead series. Ash is reluctant, but Clay pays Ash a shitload to help him. They do a big ritual, open the gates to Hell, and square off against old and new enemies in search of Clay’s girlfriend. Cameos by Freddy Krueger and other assorted slasher bad guys that were defeated and sent to Hell.
---- 183088692
->>183088646
-Would watch as long as they meet doom guy down there.
---- 183088730
->>183074663
-Damn. This girl could take the full length of a horsecock
---- 183088782
->>183074663
-what a fucking film lol
---- 183088930
->>183088646
-Imagine having that much faith and trust in Hollywood.
---- 183089099
->>183074663
-Haunting at the Acme Factory
---- 183089308
->>183068258
-Gypsies don't put a curse on you, they redirect their curse onto you. All gypsies have made deals with a demon, sometimes multiple demons, and the demons are all trying to collect. This is why gypsies avoid settling down and are always on the road, they're all running from demons.
-However, demons tend to be easy to fool into taking the wrong person, say by mixing up scents (lock of hair) or true names or such stuff. This is also why gypsies steal Christian babies, they can bargain with demons for their souls.
---- 183089376
->>183068024 (OP)
-behold the fate of all abortion supporters
---- 183089410
->>183068024 (OP)
-She did nothing wrong. The gypsy woman did. The gypsy woman was never punished for sending an innocent woman to hell.
---- 183089419
->>183068024 (OP)
-Jewish comedy is innocence suffering.
---- 183089577
->>183070560
->What happens if you cursed god?
-The Jewish community proves everything turns out just fine in your favor, materially.
---- 183089718
->>183078875
->Gypsy grannie versus Tom Selleck who wins?
-
-Selleck, if he has his moustache, but without it he's powerless!!!FACT!!!
---- 183089737
->>183078727
->>NOOOO BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU MISTREAT BROWN WOMEN
->I fucking hate modern Hollywood so much, Raimi's only good movie really was Spiderman, huh?
-The gypsy wasn't brown. She was a scam artist abusing grace. When called out, she lashed out instead of making right with the universe.
-
-What happens to gypsies when they die?
---- 183089960
->>183068480
-Solely for contaminating the communities of Midwesterners with toxic chemicals when they get too uppity
---- 183090308
->>183068480
-Yep, with third world infrastructure.
---- 183090602
->>183068024 (OP)
---- 183090619
->>183069272
->A popular theory is that it was all in her head
-That's the popular theory for every movie.
---- 183090643
->>183090619
-Everyone was dead the whole time.
---- 183090705
->>183090643
-Correct they were all in heaven and seeing what could have happened if they hadn't repented and accepted Jesus into their hearts.
---- 183090829
->>183070423
-Fucking spooky
---- 183090959
->>183068313
-Part of the curse is that it isn't picked up on camera.
---- 183091102
->>183068231
-She did. She could have given the old Lady the money she managed to get at the end, and rejected the promotion; it was specifically to show she was a hard ass.
-
-She shouldn't have a career, remember she's a trad farm girl? Her boyfriend was rich, so there's no reason except being a girl boss.
---- 183091189
->>183087403
-> She goes to Hell for committing Usury, and 
-> rejecting her rural roots.
---- 183091231
->>183088646
-So what you're telling me is Hollywood is working on a movie about 2 white guys being heroes without any of them either dying and being replaced by a strong independent black girl to take over the franchise or having one tag along and save both of them? Neither will be emasculated? Sorry, I just don't buy it.
---- 183091339
->>183086190
-What prompts do u use? ChatGPT tries pretty fucking hard to remain anti-violence.
---- 183091521
->>183068231
-People who kill cats deserve everything bad that happens to them
---- 183091854
->>183091102
->>183091189
-film sounds redpilled
---- 183092201
->>183068024 (OP)
-Horrifiying shit. Really made me become a better person towards the poor. They might rise up.
---- 183092236
->old lady clearly says that the spirit is not a lamia
->they keep calling it a lamia for the rest of the movie
-What the fuck was Afroman's problem? He should have stopped using the lamia playbook against it after that.
---- 183092404
->>183068024 (OP)
-I've recently learned that my sole purpose is to be the one that destroys the Devil. I would jump in that hole.
---- 183092571
->>183068024 (OP)
-she killed a kitten lol fuck her
---- 183092655
->>183074663
-KINO
---- 183092656
->>183092571
-good post
---- 183092931
->>183070239
-she's still a fox IMO
---- 183093020
->>183090602
-Xavier Renegade Angel?
---- 183093083
-From what I recall from the movie is the main character never once took responsibility for screwing over the old gypsy woman. She just kept trying to find ways around facing the consequences. 
-
-They gypsy curse was extreme yes, But she deserved her fate for being a shitty person.
---- 183093146
->>183070239
-She looks like Dasha
---- 183093358
->>183068214
-It's sad.
---- 183093368
->>183093083
-How did she screw her over?
---- 183093392
->>183091521
-THIS
-BASED
---- 183093415
->>183093368
-Kicked her out of her home so she could get a promotion.
---- 183093453
->>183093415
-Banks aren't a charity they can't just give you free money.
---- 183093543
->>183093453
-She should've just put her foot down then instead of being a snake bitch lieing to her. It's about the intentions not the action. Plus throughout the movie she does shitty things out of self interest. Pattern of behavior crap
---- 183093551
->>183089308
->hey I know you kidnapped and sacrificed a baby to eternal damnation but you don't owe that demon your soul anymore so welcome to heaven lol
---- 183093589
-Honestly she did her a favour by refusing to let her engage in further usury (the most common way people lose their souls).
---- 183093602
->>183093415
-It would've been her third extension
---- 183093606
->>183068024 (OP)
-It's weird how that gypsy punishes the chick who's just doing her job instead of the bank owne>>183068024 (OP)
-r but made sense when I looked Raimi early life.
---- 183093635
->>183093453
-Okay Mr. Goldstein, they only gave her an extension 1000 times before and it was no issue for the main character to extend it again. 
-
-She did it for purely selfish reasons.
---- 183093681
->>183093602
-Big deal. The movie even explains she could have approved it no issue. 
-All of it is besides the point though because the MC never takes responsibility for what she did.
---- 183093725
->>183093681
-She did nothing wrong, the old hag should have paid her bills.
---- 183093740
->>183093635
-So let me.get this straight. This gypsy who's terrible with its finances, that constantly steals and has no problem killing children is innocent but the person who is trying to improve her life is the bad guy?
---- 183094187
->>183093740
-She was employed in usury and she knew morally that it was the wrong thing to do but she selfishly valued impressing her boss and getting a promotion over doing what was right.
---- 183094258
->>183093740
-It's not a competition anon. The MC didn't know the gypsy woman was evil to her she was a feeble old lady who couldn't pay her mortgage. The MC was immediately judgmental on the hags ugly appearance, like a yuppie normie would.
-
-Screwing over a stranger like that is a bad thing.

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---- 183068547
->on my second rewatch
-Why is it so good bros?
---- 183068573
-No R rating, no watch. Simple as.
---- 183068574
->>183068547 (OP)
-I guess you could say there's something in the way... mmmmmmmmmm.
---- 183068576
-So two months ago my teeth were killing me. I took painkillers and started using baking soda mouthwash and eventually the pain was gone. Then two days ago I was eating peanuts and as I bit down on a peanut I got this intense pain in my teeth where the pain was. Now whenever I chew with that teeth it's very painful even if it's just bread. There's a bit of dull pain when I'm not chewing. Wat do. ;_;
---- 183068603
->>183068576
-I also floss.
---- 183068610
-Unwatchable garbage for zoomer trannies.
---- 183068631
->>183068547 (OP)
->entire premise is about how batman is a stupid, harmful concept in general
-Great plot there
---- 183068668
-Watched it two times in theater, felt nothing
---- 183069076
->>183068631
-Yeah, it's doomer kino.
---- 183069132
->>183069076
-It's pure reddit and bait for retarded wannabe "film buffs" who make pretentious reviews on letterboxd. Tom King wrote a less gay Batman than this.
---- 183069213
-genuinely think if this movie wasn't shot my greig fraser i wouldnt like it as much. his visuals really bring the whole thing together.
---- 183069221
->>183068631
->implying he wouldn't be
---- 183069283
-So fucking boring. Best part is the hilarious bit where he falls.
---- 183069325
->>183069213
-The only decent thing about this film is the photography but everything feels very forced, things don't flow naturally.
---- 183069479
->Why is it so good bros?
-because you're a goy that likes his slop. also a Pajeet, probably.
---- 183069638
->>183069479
-Name a good movie, frogcuck.
---- 183069786
->>183069638
->watching movies
---- 183070134
->>183069786
-What are you reading?
---- 183070162
->>183068547 (OP)
-Cool Gotham, cool look, cool soundtrack (despite being REALLY repetitive), surprisingly good Batman performance.
---- 183070327
->Riddler leaves Batman "see you in hell" after killing Bruce Wayne
-How did he not know?
---- 183070381
->>183070134
---- 183070404
->>183069638
-RRR
---- 183070445
->>183068576
-It’s called a cavity, dipshit. Get it filled before it gets infected or worse
---- 183070874
->Woah, epic cinematography, bro!! Could they cram any more CGI screens to this shot?! Best Gotham of all time!!
---- 183070986
->>183070874
-kek
---- 183071001
->>183068576
-read that in Batman's voice
---- 183071050
->>183070162
---- 183071078
-Inferior to Nolan Batman Movies
---- 183071369
->>183069479
->buzzword salad
-yeah I'm thinking bot
---- 183071396
-this movie was terrible
---- 183071453
->>183071078
-Batman Begins > The Dark Knight = The Batman >> The Dark Knight Rises
---- 183071496
->>183071453
-OHNONONONO... Not like this Patpatbros...
---- 183072264
->on my second rewatch
->Why is it so good bros?
---- 183072300
->>183068547 (OP)
-Mostly tone. It struck a really good tone and it resonates through every part of the movie. Made up for the somewhat weak villain.
---- 183072355
->>183068631
-That's not the premise, midwit, it's about Batman becoming inspired by more than revenge. He learns to be a symbol for the people of Gotham.
---- 183072397
-Definitely the best Batman movie. The end when you see Batman bathed in morning light for the first time, as the character himself has finally come out of a long night of his own was thematically and visually fucking kino.
---- 183072464
->>183072355
->>183072397
-Lol. Absolute shit writing.
---- 183072503
->>183072464
-And the movie ended with the villain winning and Gotham in disarray. God damn this movie is kino. No other Batman movie has done that.
---- 183072515
->>183072464
-this is cringy as fuck
---- 183072635
->>183072503
-You're joking, right? Because the ending, and actually most of the movie, was stolen from The Dark Knight.
---- 183072680
->>183072635
-Matt Reeves' level of hacking is embarrassingMatt Reeves' level of hacking is embarrassing
---- 183072709
->>183072635
-That's a completely different ending. 180 degree shift. I'm shocked you said that. Dark Knight: Both villains lost, Batman is enemy of the people but saved the day.
-
-The Batman: Villain plan succeeds though not 100%, Batman actually becomes the hero of the people but kind of didn't save the day.
---- 183072739
->>183070986
-Post the better version next time
---- 183072747
->>183072515
-I was cringing starting with the opening monologue. Lines like "Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal" are clunky and sound like bad fanfiction written by a teenager. Same thing with "The city's angry, scarred. Like me" from that ending monologue. Real subtle stuff.
---- 183072791
->>183072747
-I love the movie but I admit you don't watch it for the writing. You watch it for the tone, score, OST, cinematography, and a sick Batmobile.
---- 183072793
-because something's in your ass hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
---- 183073005
->>183068547 (OP)
-I liked it but it's like they suddenly realised they hadn't done enough to make The Riddler the villain so he goes from fairly understandable, directed attacks to just blowing up the sea wall for no reason because uhhhhhh he's bad
---- 183073072
-OMG OMG OMG 
-IS THAT GOTHAM SUPERVILLAIN...THE MENACE OF THE SOUTH....
-THE CHUDDLER!!!!
---- 183073396
->>183068576
-you must become the batman
---- 183073712
->>183068574
-Should've been more edgy, maybe Rape Me or Polly songs.
---- 183073823
-pattinson is based and it had my favorite batmobile but the movie was still mediocre
---- 183074983
->>183072709
-You're right. The ending is stolen from Batman v Superman. KEK.
---- 183075100
->>183073072
->THE CHUDDLER!!!!
-For me, it's The Niggler
---- 183075542
->>183074983
-That too, to be honest. Everything in The Batman was recycled from earlier Batman movies and other movies like Se7en, with not a single original idea.
---- 183075573
->>183075542
---- 183075589
->>183075542
->>183075573
-OH NO NO NO NO NO
---- 183075652
-AYOOOO MY NIG
---- 183075711
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
---- 183075746
->>183075652
-I never caught that. There are a lot of copied shots and ideas, like the criminals running scared of the batsignal in the beginning just like in the beginning of TDK.
---- 183075816
->>183075746
-Yeah. Even this shot was copied when Batman is running from the police inside their precinct.
---- 183075821
->>183075711
-These are good examples.
---- 183075882
->>183075542
->>183075573
->>183075589
->>183075652
->>183075711
->>183075746
->>183075816
->>183075821
->>183071496
-Why did Warner allow Matt Reeves to carry out this festival of "tributes" to other Batman movies?
---- 183075927
->>183075882
-Cause they wanted a Batman movie out.
---- 183075963
->>183075882
->>183075927
-Yeah. This. They were desperate for a new Batman movie. Specially when things between the WB execs and Ben Affleck soured. So their planned Batman movie wasn't going to happen anymore and they needed something ASAP.
---- 183075973
->>183075882
-Warner is fucking incompetent. They thought they had another Nolan in their hands with Reeves, who fancies himself the next Nolan. He even wears a scarf like him. He's a total hack and plagiarist with zero identity of his own.
---- 183075983
->>183068547 (OP)
-I saw it 4 times, twice in cinema and twice at home.
---- 183076053
->>183075816
-Nice catch. That whole scene is a copy of Batman Begins where he escapes from the police in Arkham Asylum.
---- 183076083
->>183076053
---- 183076084
-At least Nolan kept the theatrical aspects of Batman in his movies. Reeves just went full retard on the realism to the point that his Batman is just weird and lame.
---- 183076116
->>183076084
-Batman knocking on the door of the club and asking the bouncer to let him enter pissed me off.
---- 183076141
->>183076116
-at least he had an explosive escape
---- 183076168
->>183076053
->>183076083
-I hate this when i watched the trailer.
-In the Nolan's movie Batman used the dark so he could actually dodge the attacks.
-In the Reeve's movie Batman is using the dark for...? Is not like the assailants are missing him. They're shooting him with everything they got. They aren't even scared of his ass.
---- 183076352
-If only this movie was about Batman fighting vampires like he used to do in his early years. It’d be Hammer Horror but with Batman.
---- 183076592
->>183073005
-This! He really wasn’t wrong to be murdering corrupt elites. Then the message of the film becomes “but that would be bad. Our institutions work, we just have to root out the bad apples,” so they make Riddler a literal terrorist at the last minute.
---- 183076686
->>183068576
-I HEARD THEYRE GOING TO EXPLAIN this in the next batman film
---- 183076709
->>183069479
->>183069786
-you need a 3 day ban
---- 183076981
->>183068547 (OP)
-DEANO
-Best villain
---- 183077106
-how old are you? asking earnestly. i dont think anyone past the age of like 16 can enjoy this movie
---- 183077140
-Nobody will remember this film in five years outside of a passive "Oh, I guess this exists" and you know it
---- 183077181
->>183076168
->In the Reeve's movie Batman is using the dark for...? Is not like the assailants are missing him. They're shooting him with everything they got. They aren't even scared of his ass.
-Holy kek, I never thought about this. Literally what was the point? He gets the jump on one guy and then decides to not take advantage of the darkness....and just walks into the gunfire?
---- 183077244
->>183068547 (OP)
-I liked until the dumb plot with the flooding happened.
---- 183077276
-MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO BE BATMAN
---- 183077423
->>183077140
-Many such cases when it comes to films I like
---- 183078232
->>183077106
-Yeah teenagers are famous for their love of 3 hour detective dramas
---- 183078455
->>183078232
-This movie didn't even need to be 3 hours. There are fan edits that cut this movie to 2/2.5 hours and it's still coherent.
---- 183079248
->>183068576
-Go to a fucking dentist my dude
---- 183079336
->>183078232
->Detective drama
-More like comedy.
---- 183079919
-why does this film piss off a certain group of /tv/ posters?
---- 183079942
->>183068610
-It was fujo kino
---- 183079974
->>183068547 (OP)
->please spoonfeed my opinions to me
-bleak
---- 183080369
-After the Riddler is captured it turns to shit
---- 183081386
->>183069479
->also a Pajeet
-I refuse to believe capshit niggers are white, especially this batman flop
-I cannot wait this website to force visible flags for posters like pol
---- 183081419
->>183079919
-It pisses off euros because they have terrible taste and wanted this movie to be better received.
---- 183081477
->>183080369
-Kind of like The Dark Knight after Joker gets captured
---- 183081969
->>183068574
-Something in my ass was my favorite meme of this
---- 183082104
->>183068547 (OP)
-Eh, it's alright. I still think TDK was better overall.
---- 183082174
->>183068547 (OP)
-There isn't a downright terrible batman movie yet, it's the hardest character to fuck up.
-Yes, even B&R is watchable despite or maybe thanks to the camp. Even Lego Batman was entertaining. This takes a page off the Crow's book, but I think that one was still somewhat superior goth kino.
---- 183082357
->>183068610
-When this clip got leaked on here it was the funniest thing
---- 183082553
->Epic Batmobile scene bro!
---- 183082584
->>183081419
-Why do non Americans love this American movie so much?
---- 183082589
->>183082553
---- 183083014
->>183082553
-In all fairness I don't think it's possible to make the batmobile cool. It's such a dated concept at this point. I'm not saying they should get rid of it, but no matter what film it's in it's going to be funny.
---- 183083117
->>183072355
->inspired by more than revenge
-Literally does nothing to avenge his dead parents. Also the script is literally batman begins, dark knight. I understand hollywood is full of hacks but holyshit. The big reveal of the movie is that bruce needs to take over his family business since the money was being wasted. Yeah I mean why the fuck would bruce not care about his dead parents legacy? Again the plot ripped straight from Batman begins.
---- 183083216
-Bruce had the exact same arc in batman begins, he also actually tries to kill the man who killed his parents. Why did reeves just copy and paste the same story but worse? Bruce doesn't even care about his parents in this version. So why thef uck did he become batman in first place then?
---- 183083271
-I cringed hard whenever the riddler did his “scary bad guy yell” because it was so lame and nonthreatening
---- 183083281
->>183070986
->Has 0 gadgets
->Literally jumps headfirst into gun fire
->Acts surprised he loses
-Was this version of batman retarded?
---- 183083363
->>183068547 (OP)
-It’s not. The visuals are the only good thing about this movie. The visuals are strong enough in fact that it’s worth seeing once. It’s just a good lookin film.
-
-Story/writing wise not so good. The opening scene where he says “I am vengeance” made me laugh in the theater. The tone was all wrong and they should have realized that while shooting/editing.
-
-Also catwoman’s like about rich white men shattered my immersion so hard it never recovered. They literally just pulled the veil back and said “Yes I am on Reddit and Twitter 100% of my time and I am a liberal basedbot”. Don’t even get me started on the literal “evil incel” plot line kek.
-
-The action scenes could’ve been good but they leaned too much on making the suit the source of his power moreso than his skill.
-
-The people that love this movie and think it’s some kind of masterpiece are either retarded or they’re just showing their hand that they’re liberal redditors.
---- 183083407
->>183076168
-Reeves batman is Ironman. Dont be suprised he gets a talking A.I. (ORACLE) in part 2. Not sure why these idiots keep trying to reinvent batman, its such a simple and easy concept. Hes a middle aged ninja with high tech gadgets with a colorful rogues gallery.
---- 183083528
->>183083014
-It should be impossible to make it uncool. It's literally just a cool black car.
---- 183083602
-Why does batman need to be realistic? Gotham city is not realistic. Titan gotham city is over the top grimy and evil, it makes sense someone like batman would exist. This version of gotham looks fine. I want a grimy shithole with criminals running around mass raping and killing robocop style.
---- 183084029
->>183083528
-Dumb esl poster
---- 183084108
->>183069132
-yeah the writing has to have been some of the worst ever attempted 
-from what I heard about reeves demanding pattman not do all of his cool cute little actor moves that everyone loves and just be dull autist because that 's 'how he wrote it' is a fucking shame and a waste of his talents
---- 183084225
->>183069132
-filtered
---- 183084328
->>183084131
->>183084000
->>183083375
---- 183084594
->>183084029
-I think you got the wrong post there, buddy.
---- 183085074
->>183068576
-ignore it and chew with the other side. only reasonable course of action.
---- 183085184
->>183068547 (OP)
-The plot is dogshit. The tone, aesthetic and melodrama carry it and are good enough to make it interesting.
---- 183085332
->>183084892
->His best role is in Cosmopolis with Sarah Gadon.
-agreed
---- 183085674
-it was so bad. it was the brie larson of batmovies v-v;;
---- 183085769
->>183068547 (OP)
-THE ALFREDS JUST KEEP GETTING GAYER AND WORSENER
---- 183085885
->>183068547 (OP)
-it really isn't. crazy bloated mess I imagine during the COVID pause in production the studio had the script rewritten to cram in more plot elements
---- 183085990
->"i'm gonna have to take my pants off if you keep looking at me like that mr Wayne"
-Wow I can't believe where Alfred casting has taken us, /tv/
---- 183086100
->>183068547 (OP)
-The cinematography, tone and Pattinson carry this film.
-And to be fair, it looks fucking gorgeous, is satisfyingly gritty and Pattinson is a fantastic actor.
-The music's decent too. Everything else is pretty mid.
---- 183086212
->>183076053
->>183076083
-It’s fucking surreal how much the first Batman solo movie in 10 years just felt like a remake of the last one.
---- 183086259
->>183068547 (OP)
->Why is it so good bros?
-Because you're one of those people that watched Chris stuckmann unironically. You're one of those people that bought graphic tees with a print of the good, the bad, and the ugly poster on it, but with characters from a franchise movie in place of blondie, angel eyes, and tuco. You see "WHAT IF BATMAN BUT LE FINCHER" and clap like a retarded seal because you're the kind of person that types "film buff" into your social media profile as if it's an actual substitute for having a real personality. You're too braindead to engage with the dogshit story and the third act which completely breaks on close inspection, even though the entire conceit of the film is that it's a real detective mystery. You're a larper, just like Matt Reeves, and that's why you eat up his derivative, idiotically scripted, deeply insecure, soulless goyslop.
---- 183086267
->>183086212
-I can't tell if you're shitposting or serious but you would have to be a fucking retard to think that
---- 183086271
->>183068547 (OP)
-Sticks (mostly) true to the comics. The opening was pure capekino. 
-
-Though it could have used More Penguin and the 3rd act was pretty shit
---- 183086303
->>183075542
->>183075573
->>183075589
->>183075652
->>183075711
->>183075746
->>183075816
->>183075821
-SIR SNYDER DO THE NEEDFUL
---- 183086326
->>183071453
->The Dark Knight = The Batman
-The Matt Reeves fan... is retarded?
---- 183086337
->>183068547 (OP)
->Black Catwoman and Gordon
-Disgusting
---- 183086358
->>183070381
->Peter, 
->with great White power comes great White responsibility
---- 183086367
->>183076083
-this looks goofy as shit
->TWISTED FIRESTARTER
---- 183086371
->>183072355
-Drink bleach
---- 183086426
->>183075973
-He's such a fucking tool lmao. Like a more desperate and more insecure version of Rian Johnson. Goofy faggot
---- 183086438
-"Master Wayne, do you remember why you made me call you master? Could you remind me?"- Alfred in The Batman 2026
---- 183086589
->>183086100
-Yea, even then, the retarded dialogue get in the way of so many scene and even Pattison's delivery can't save it. 
-> the writing is terrible. The detective aspect play out like a bad CSI episode
-> the combat set up is shit because batman has completely bullet proof armor most of the time
-> the villain is terrible with terrible motive and inconsistent action. Sometimes, he's a super genius who always bullshit his way ahead and sometimes he's a complete retard. Sometimes, he's able to read people perfectly, predict their action, but completely misread batman lol. Sometimes, his motive is "noble" even if twisted, targeting only the sinful and morally corrupted but then he wants to kill Bruce Wayne for a dumb and trivial reason.
-> the 'anonymous internet terrorist" thing just can't be done well, especially when written by borderline internet illirerate boomers
-> the red herrings are fucking stupid and they are done for the sole sake of subverting expec>>183086212
-tation.
---- 183086603
-"So Batman, are you like the top who buys me Postmates?"
--Alfred in The Batman 2027
---- 183086632
->>183082553
-Reeves one was so much better >>183082589
---- 183086670
->>183080369
-/thread/
-Can't believe they let the stronk black woman mayor take a sniper hit to the chest and let her live
---- 183086716
->>183081419
-Eurofag here
-I liked it very much. Any other Eurofags here who agree?
---- 183086758
->>183086670
-she has like 2 lines of dialoge. you guys make it out like she's the real batman. she was 90 sec of screen time. cry baby pol nigger
---- 183086774
->>183068547 (OP)
-
-It nails the noir essence (tone and atmosphere) of the detective and it takes some specific elements from the source. Also the cinematography is good. I`d say Gotham falls a bit short to Burton`s and TAS but it`s far better than Nolan`s too.
---- 183086789
->>183077106
-Go outside you fucking idiot
---- 183086832
->>183086758
-Shut the fuck up dumb troon
---- 183086886
-https://voca.ro/1hlCbCW2osb0
---- 183086959
->>183077106
-The dialogue is 100% aimed at teenagers, and I can see exactly the kind of people it's aimed at. Despite it's very shallow dialogue, I still love the movie, it just just oozes style and even soul.
---- 183087044
-https://voca.ro/1jI9cm1zaGEN
---- 183087202
->>183085990
->>183086438
->>183086603
->>183086886
->>183087044
-Meds
---- 183087223
->>183086959
-It has tons of style yes, but it's the very definition of soulless. If you trained an AI on a dataset of finchers films and then told it to shit out a batman movie, this is exactly what you would get.
---- 183087331
->>183068547 (OP)
-This movie was fucking great, it's very mesmerizing.
---- 183087474
->>183070162
->>183071050
---- 183088032
->>183068610
->thought this scene was supposed to be funny and that paul dano was being sarcastic
->it was actually meant to be taken seriously
---- 183088101
->>183088032
-If you said this to mattreeves' face, he would probably collapse sobbing into a puddle of tears
---- 183088282
->>183081477
-The ending of TDK is the best and most iconic part of the entire movie, what are you talking about?
---- 183088300
-This scene was pretty based
-
-https://youtu.be/35VfiLkHc6U [Embed]
---- 183088556
->>183088300
-My seat literally shaked when i watched it in the theaters
---- 183088881
->>183076352
-Would be cool, but barely anyone knows about the Monk
---- 183088924
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_7LRE0vz6M [Embed]
->see a car start up
->stare at it
->it's still starting up
->don't do anything
->it's revving even more
->just stand there
->it moves an inch
->"OH NO OH GOD RUN"
-what the fuck were they thinking?
---- 183089029
->>183086758
-Riddle me this tranny
---- 183089089
->>183068547 (OP)
->>183072300
->>183083363
->>183086100
->>183086589
-Movie was irreparably ruined by exactly one line. Without that it would have been flawed but decent.
---- 183089141
->>183089029
->>183086832
->>183086758
->>183086670
-If Matt Reeves had any balls he'd reveal Bella Real to be just as corrupt as the rest in the sequel. But of course he'd never do that.
---- 183089204
-i liked it a lot but the action at the end drags it down
-if it were just detective kino with the occasional ass whopping for all of it it'd be the best batman movie
---- 183089206
->>183088300
->This scene was pretty ba[...]d
-agreed
---- 183089220
->>183089141
-Real is a hispanic name. Was the mayoral candidate originally intended to be a fictional AOC? And then they decided "a hispanic chick isn't woke enough, we need a black one because they're always the most oppressed"?
---- 183089350
->>183089141
->>183089029
->>183086832
->>183086758
->>183086670
->>183089220
-Reminder that this actress claims that by playing a character in a superhero movie, she is somehow being "an activist." Where's her Nobel prize?
---- 183089533
-They turned another franchise into a blacksploitation film. “Batman lives matter”, his role in the film is literally protecting “Chaaange” Mayor QUEEN Lakisha from the white revolutionary ringleader The Riddler. This is a prime example of new left deconstruction and deterritorialization, the CRIMINAL Wayne family is thrown into the mud. No beautiful 50s or 80s America, there is always DARKNESS behind WASP heritage. Wayne’s life history is shameful and thus he has to REJECT IT. EVERY white person in this film is a madman, a narcissist, corrupt or a psychopath. Blacks are positioned in all the respectable rules in the movie: the good policeman, the female Obama, and the doctor who saves Alfred from death. The racial casting can’t be more obvious. First scene: the black thug is persuaded by the white skinheads to fight the innocent Asian man. Truly Trump made Hollywood lose their minds and everything has to pass the left-wing filter, there is no place for iconoclastic inconsistency in the left-wing hallucination. So basically Batman uncovers the truth about his white guilt and faces 4chan populist terrorist ENIGMA, however he doesn’t manage to stop CLIMATE CHANGE. Yes, Gotham is flooded by a series of bombs triggered by Enigma and his 4chan minions. The evilness of whites accelerated the collapse. Batman is able to save Lakisha from the rubble and she gives an epic (lmao) SISTA speech about “rebuilding the trust in institutions” while Billionaire Batman promises to help the downtrodden with his millions.
---- 183089599
->>183089204
-All capeshit movies are doomed to have the same cookie cutter final act
---- 183089651
->>183068547 (OP)
-I'm from the city where a lot of it was filmed and during the funeral scene when they showed the bright yellow bus stop because someone had forgot to edit it out, I burst out laughing.
---- 183089789
->>183089533
-A little long but very good exposure
---- 183090026
->>183089029
-Best Riddler.
---- 183090110
->>183083602
-Gotham is all fucked up because it was build over cursed burial grounds. It also has Lovecraftian shit associated with it. Basically, the city is doomed to produce evil and villainy forever.
---- 183090712
->>183068547 (OP)
-The opening sequence is kino Batman
---- 183090740
->>183089651
-How do you know it wasn't intentional? They would've put up a blue screen if they wanted it out.
---- 183091126
->>183089651
-Wait, why did they need to edit it out?
---- 183091275
->>183068610
->buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword
---- 183092240
->this was canonically his first kiss
---- 183093509
-Watched it for the first time today and it's the best Batman movie
---- 183094113
->>183068576
-Get some food grade hydrogen peroxide and rinse your mouth out with it twice a day. It will sting very badly at first, but after a few days that pain will subside as it gets better.
-
-You want your h2o2 around a 5% concentration so you will most likely have to dilute your product. Food grade peroxide can come in very high concentrations.
---- 183094175
-zoomer thread
---- 183094274
->>183093509
-kys my man
---- 183094351
->>183094274

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---- 183068993
-Deleted off his YouTube channel and completely memoryholed.
-
-https://youtube.com/watch?v=bmJWkPPxJJY&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
---- 183069093
->>183068993 (OP)
-Who told the best climate jokes?
---- 183069419
->>183069093
-Kimmel shillbot activated
-You can't hide from this faggot
---- 183069518
->>183069419
-KWAB
---- 183069794
-What was he thinking here?
---- 183069943
->>183068993 (OP)
-Why was the kissing guy wearing a mic?
---- 183069971
->>183069419
->Kimmel shillbot activated
-How was I supposed to know this was the wrong thread?
-Look at the title and OP image, you can see why I thought it was a Kimmel thread
---- 183070051
->>183069943
->I don't know what the people in charge are up to. But I'm gunna get some answers.
---- 183070174
->>183069971
-Keep running defense. You made light of sexual assault and attempted to completely scrub the video from the internet, Jimmy
---- 183070302
->>183069093
->>183069971
-Shills out here in full force attempting to shut it down
---- 183070419
->>183069943
-Stole it.
---- 183071323
->>183069093
-Obvious shill
---- 183071685
->>183069093
-I feel so much hate looking at these golems.
-Who watches this shit?
---- 183071735
->>183071685
-Nobody, except for low I.Q blithering idiots who consume all their news from >le funny man on TV
---- 183071761
->>183069794
-He wanted more
---- 183072045
->>183071761
---- 183072256
->>183069518
-Chud moment
---- 183072277
->>183071685
-Liberal boomers and gen xers
---- 183072557
->>183068993 (OP)
-It's pathetic how he immediately shrivels in fear and only once the guy is being controlled by security he gets all tough guy.
---- 183072740
-They still film this crap infront of audiences? Why?
-Also the clip was clearly scripted, even if Farrell wasn't in on it.
---- 183072940
->>183068993 (OP)
-its an attempt for u guys to focus on the wrong cursed video 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nH0JTvt0Nw [Embed]
---- 183072968
->>183072557
-If there wasn't a security guard there at that very moment, that entire studio would have been painted in human blood after Colin beat the life out of him, that's why you can see him stand up with such a commanding force. That rapist should consider himself lucky there was security present to save his life. If you said any of this cowardly shit to Colin without a bodyguard, he would give you a beating you would remember for the rest of your sad fucking life.
---- 183073119
->>183072968
-In reality the guy would've raped him right then and there in front of everyone and he couldn't have done anything about it even if he tried.
-
-Nice try Colin, b the evidence is literally in the video:
->get sexually assaulted
->another guy is literally kissing and licking your neck
->do nothing
->assailant is being controlled and pulled back by security
->suddenly get up and act tough
---- 183073173
->>183073119
-Did you not see the part where I mentioned him immediately jumping up with force, and vigor? If that security guard showed up a mere millisecond later, the guy would have been brutally beaten to death. Keep your fucking mouth shut, internet tough guy.
---- 183073212
->>183071685
-There's a solid audience of midwits who need smoke blown up their asses for being on the "right" side of "important" issues
---- 183073315
->>183073173
-Go tend to your retard son, Colin.
---- 183073490
->>183073315
-Not him, but just like him, if you ever said any of this impotent cowardly shit to me offline, I would give you a beating you wouldn't ever forget.
---- 183073618
->>183068993 (OP)
-So creepy and weird but in all honesty Colin is kind of zesty, wouldn't be surprised if he sucked cock in his hayday.
---- 183073629
->>183068993 (OP)
->I see we have some black nominees tonight, I guess that means the odds of another fight on stage just went way up
-What the fuck did Jimbo Kimbo mean by this?
---- 183073875
->>183072557
->t. Incel freak
---- 183074059
->>183073875
->projecting
---- 183074135
->>183073875
-How?
---- 183074188
->>183074059
->>183074135
->How?
-Do I really need to explain how being a homophobic chud and being sexless coincides? Go back to /pol/, 4chan used to be a liberal board until idiot nazi stormfront invaders came, and then was made worse by fascist trump fanatics
---- 183074226
->>183070051
->obviously it was a deep state operation. You know when I was da governor of minne shoda I was told was told of guys who would kiss other guy while wearing microphones. I didn’t believe it at first but when I looked into it I was shocked at I found. I promised when I was done being governor of minne shoda I would get to the bottom of it but unfortunately I was stopped dead in my tracks.
---- 183074276
->>183074188
-You think trannies would do that, go on the internet and tell lies?
---- 183074328
->>183074276
-Do you think sexless nazis on the internet would act smart? Yes, they do it all the time.
---- 183074502
-Love how any LGBTQIA+ post automatically draws out the basement dwelling incels to spew garbage
---- 183074543
->>183074226
-Kek
---- 183074677
->>183073490
-LMAO sure sis
---- 183074681
->>183074502
-It's just /pol/chuds leaking out
---- 183074702
->>183074677
-Keep talking. Just know, if I ever had the chance, I would knock the teeth out of your recessed jaw.
---- 183075422
-Racism outside of /b/ is bannable, fyi :3
---- 183075870
->>183073618
-I would be more shocked if he didn't.
---- 183075916
->>183075870
-I dare you to say to his fucking face instead of acting tough behind a keyboard
---- 183075937
->>183068993 (OP)
->>183069794
-Last night I was thinking about what the source for that picture could be, and here it's just dropped in my lap.
---- 183076007
->>183074188
-But they don't coincide not in any appreciable manner, but you say they do, because the only way for you to get up in the morning and not kill yourself is to pretend your enemies are more miserable than you are.
---- 183076109
->>183075916
-I'd kiss him and cuddle him like a baby and he would lay there and take it.
---- 183076288
->>183076007
-Sure thing chud, it's always PoC or DAAA JOOOOOOZ fault you can't have sex or maintain a normal healthy social network
---- 183076313
->>183076109
-Fuck off moron. He would beat the piss out of you and have you begging for mercy, right before he stomps your fucking skull in
---- 183076316
->>183075916
-Sure. Tell me how I could do it.
---- 183076386
->>183076316
-Refer to
->>183076313
-You wouldn't, even if you could. Little pissant. I would love to see you catch a beating and the subsequent humiliation
---- 183076788
->>183068993 (OP)
-So is Kimmel actively covering this up? Cancelled when?
---- 183076941
->>183068993 (OP)
-You zoomer retards can never identify staged and fake things, it's amazing. The guy was clearly wearing a mic, you can hear his voice crystal clear. You dipshits are the most gullible people in the history of humanity.
---- 183076965
->>183076941
->You zoomer retards can never identify staged and fake
---- 183077036
->>183069943
-Also why did he run backwards immediately to make it look like the little mexican dude was pulling him away when he really wasn't even exerting any force on him?
---- 183077047
->>183069869
-this gif is so fucking kino
---- 183077054
->>183069093
-I'll kill them
---- 183077165
->>183076941
-you probably think you live on a giant spinning rock in an infinite void, yet you think this candid kino moment was fake? fuck right off!
---- 183077365
->>183074188
->4chan used to be a liberal board
-STOP TELLING LIES
-YOU TELL 2 MANY LIES
-YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING LIES
-ALL DAY LONG
---- 183077455
->>183068993 (OP)
-Because it was a dumb prank that ended up making everyone involved look retarded.
---- 183077579
->>183077365
-Cope and seethe. Stormfront's constant raiding and Trump cultists don't change that fact
---- 183077990
->>183076340
-lost
---- 183078161
->>183068993 (OP)
-Does Adam Carolla still get paid every time an episode airs?
---- 183078544
->>183068993 (OP)
-Post his Karl Malone blackface.
---- 183078618
->>183074188
-Liberal =/= faggotry
-Stormfronters are still rejected by polacks
-
-Go back to ur gay community in any of your dying forums
---- 183078994
->>183074188
->4chan used to be a liberal board
-Except for the pedos, lolicons, anarchists, nazilovers, nigger hate, gore threads, etc
-Youfr attempt at fitting in and changing history is pathetic
---- 183079032
->>183068993 (OP)
-Not allowing a man to be sexually assaulted by another man is homophobic
---- 183079172
->>183074502
->>183074681
-I love how trannies have to rely on astroturfing 4chan just to afford rent
---- 183079558
-I just don't like ye homo..
---- 183079664
->>183069093
-Its so sad that Kimmel is the funniest out of these. That's the state of the world. (I never watched the snl guy whose name escapes me right now, he might be mildly funny)
---- 183079694
->>183079558
-Ye came out?
---- 183080024
->>183074188
-Fascism is the only way to achieve a Ron Paul utopia
---- 183080078
->>183079785
-Oh noes he made an apology
-Guess who is still buying the beer, chud?
->>183080024
-Ron Paul was largely pushed as satirical, nobody actually supported him
---- 183080120
->>183080078
-Are you in high school or on hrt? You have such an incredibly juvenile sense of social decorum
---- 183080480
->>183080084
-Really don't care about your lying, just letting you know that 4chan was majority of a liberal board xD regardless of what your b.s says
->>183080120
-Not an argument, maybe you had too many bud lites, chud? Don't drink too much of those when Trump loses again
---- 183081431
->>183081001
-KEK
---- 183082627
-This thread is proving why 4chan has dropped in quality heavily; casual racism, transphobia, e.t.c. It was funny when it was ironic and satirical, now it's sad that there are actual dumb rednecks on here with these opinions
---- 183082739
->>183069943
->>183077036
-because the guy was a plant
-
-collin was told something wacky and fun would happen but they didnt say what. i mean the gay guy straight up looks like an actor too, handsome, good hair and makeup, he is obviously a plant but collin did not know about this 
-
-how can anyone not see this
---- 183082775
->>183076941
-the guy was a plant, collin was not aware
-
-it was scrubbed from the internet because he gave an awkward reaction to something he didnt expect. if it were all completely staged and went off as planned, it wouldnt have been scrubbed. use your brain
---- 183082819
->>183082627
-semi ironic reverse false flag post
---- 183082851
->>183074188
---- 183083026
->>183082851
-Literally none of that is fucking true idiot, been here since 06
-Nice chud history revisonism
---- 183083077
->>183082851
->>183083026
-kek /pol/ really has lost the plot. always acting like they have a monopoly on truth
---- 183083372
->>183082739
-meds. now.
---- 183083449
->>183082851
-Doesn’t even mention /pol/ being removed multiple times for being such faggots.
---- 183083453
->>183083077
-For sure. Too bad little /pol/ weaklings won't venture out of their basement, I would love to kick their asses
---- 183083465
->>183083026
->been here since 06
-hi newfag.
---- 183083510
->>183069093
-imagine barricading all the doors to the studio during filming and then setting a fire
---- 183083700
->I thought that got you off, bitch, seeing stars in pain
->weather reporter my ass
->FUCK
->YOU
---- 183084002
->only squares up to him once security remove him
-this is why the irish were conquered, pathetic.
---- 183084326
->>183069093
->black guy holding a black earth
-they really want to blackwash the whole world, dont they
---- 183084451
-This anon's threads are always the most samefagged threads on /tv/ he has legit mental issues
---- 183085287
->>183068993 (OP)
-Same reason msm tries to hide negative videos of blacks; people are sickened and disgusted by their behavior, in this case, faggots. Better to hide it as much as possible from normal people so they don’t question the trajectory of their culture and civilization.
---- 183085424
->>183068993 (OP)
-Why did anyone think this was a good idea?
---- 183085438
->>183069869
-the fucking hair, lmao
---- 183085499
->>183074188
->not wanting to be sexually assaulted/raped is homophobic now
-
-Good grief the US needs to be nuked.
---- 183085544
->>183085499
-Starting with California.
---- 183085662
->>183082775
-his reaction was amusing and not at all awkward
---- 183086400
->>183082739
->i mean the gay guy straight up looks like an actor too, handsome, good hair and makeup, he is obviously a plant
-For being such a huge faggot you sure haven't seen many gay guys.
---- 183086675
->>183069093
-Do Africans even care about climate change?
---- 183086714
->>183069093
-Notice that on all 3 globes, the continents they show facing towards the camera are Africa, Africa and South America.
-Subliminal messaging psyop, "they are the future"
---- 183086900
->>183086675
->both globes pointing Africa to the camera
->prominently displaying a blacked out Libya, when no other country on that globe is black, as if it were part of the sea
-those fucking bastards. they can't just let the colonel rest in peace.
---- 183087573
->>183069093
-Talk shows truly lost their last bit of soul when Conan left
-I want to infringe violence upon half of these people
---- 183087973
->>183074188
->fascist
-You can’t even define the word, you fucking weasel.
---- 183089132
->>183087973
-Stfu
---- 183089361
-My dad was on Win Ben Stein’s Money during the Kimmel run, and barely any of that show is online.
---- 183089635
->>183069093
-Wish somebody would've literally photo-bombed these people. Theres your joke faggot
---- 183089953
->>183089635
-How do you feel that they are all more successful, smarter, and attractive than you? Chud moment
---- 183090022
->>183069794
-A poofter just did me up better look tough
---- 183090208
->>183083077
->>183083449
->>183083453
-Samefag
---- 183090250
->>183090208
-Schizo
---- 183090260
->>183085287
-Thankfully the second American civil war continues to come despite the hardcore denial from all the /leftypol/ shills who raid every board on this site
---- 183090278
->>183090250
-Seething
---- 183090738
->>183090278
-Fuck off incel, if you ever stepped out from behind your keyboard, I would easily snap your spine in half
---- 183091092
-What is this thread?
---- 183091459
->>183090022
-You must think that all the time
---- 183091836
-Pathetic amount of MAGAts in here... did they forget he lost?
---- 183092199
->>183091836
-Yeah I don't get it... he lost and yet this little pissbabies continually cry about their orange daddy constantly. He lost. Get over it.
---- 183092674
->>183069093
-
-I miss the era of Letterman vs Leno and old-school Conan
---- 183092738
->>183069419
-The way Kimmel doesn't react with any alarm shows that he knew it was going to happen. I don't think Ferrell knew it was going to happen.
---- 183092762
->>183092674
-Same... besides the overt casual racism, at least it wasn't Trumpism blaring constantly
---- 183092833
->>183068993 (OP)
-Because it's evidence of a crime. Kimmel set up this prank, which is a sexual assault.
---- 183093056
->>183092833
-Why do you think homophobia is funny? Head on back to /pol/
---- 183093090
-People saying that he only acted tough once the security came in
-It seems more likely that the guy was just completely confused
---- 183093387
->>183093090
-Homophobia isn't funny
---- 183093701
->>183093090
-You wouldn't act so tough if a gay man came up to you and punched you righit in your fucking face asshole
---- 183094074
->>183072940
-
->restricted
-thanks anyway for trying.
---- 183094244
-Why are there so many racist/homophobes in here?
---- 183094282
->>183079664
->I never watched the snl guy whose name escapes me right now, he might be mildly funny
-(((He))) isn't.
---- 183094325
->>183087573
->half
---- 183094379
->>183092738
->>183069419
-you can also tell it was fake from the two other guys body language. they are clearly messing around
---- 183094402
-I mean you guys get this shit is (literally) staged right? Like they rehearse everything, they didn't just unexpectedly send an actor out to sexually assault colin ferrel

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---- 183070278
-Expectations vs Reality
---- 183070854
-beauty if she beast
---- 183070869
->>183070278 (OP)
-Those dreadlocks make me want to puke
---- 183070889
->>183070278 (OP)
-Poor actor. I hope they CGI'd the kiss and he didn't actually have to make out with that mutant.
---- 183070903
->>183070278 (OP)
-Implying all you incels wouldn't be allover her
---- 183070958
->>183070869
-I feel you bro. I hate dreadlocks as well.
-she's a princess not an hobo, micro braids was the way to go.
---- 183070959
->>183070903
->all you 
->you 
-nice projection fat ass
---- 183071022
->>183070903
-I have standards. Won't touch this creepy fish monster with a 10foot harpoon. 
->>183070889
-Jonah Hill should've been the consultant for this flick
---- 183071098
->>183070869
-That's what happens when you soak black hair for years without washing it once. She should honestly look like Bob Marley.
---- 183071275
->>183070889
---- 183071300
->>183070869
---- 183072409
->>183070903
->allover
---- 183072945
->>183071300
-Looks like little ropes of shit running down.
---- 183072963
->>183071300
-they should've casted her sister.
---- 183072980
-ooga booga
---- 183073108
->>183072963
-She is gorilla tier though
---- 183073176
->>183070278 (OP)
-thank god for the 2003 movie
---- 183073484
->>183073176
-2003 Peter Pan is honestly some kind of a miracle
->good child actors who can carry a movie
->great romantic chemistry between peter and wendy
->great hook
->great tink
->great visuals
->great soundtrack
-In conclusion: total SOVL
-This Disney remake would have been shit even if they hired white Peter and Tink.
---- 183073538
-You do the Prince Charming thing in real life and now you're a creepy stalker wtf.
---- 183074382
->>183073538
-You mean kiss a girl?
---- 183074423
->>183070278 (OP)
-Am I the only one that likes this? The white Chad getting it on with the foreign Other has heavy colonialist vibes. I think it's kinky.
---- 183074530
->>183070278 (OP)
-I swear I must be the only motherfucker on planet earth that is actually looking forward to this movie. I don't care that she's black. Little Mermaid was my favorite princess movie and I'm just happy they're making a live action. Also, black chick that's playing Ariel naturally has a naiad look to her. I like new things. Fuck it. Anybody else though?
---- 183074533
->>183071300
-So that's what cheetos are made of?
---- 183074557
->>183073108
-That has to be photoshop
---- 183074585
-the most infuriating miscast ever
---- 183074618
->>183073484
-It's a shame they made Peter a shitskin. Wendy in the new film is perfect - she has a classic European beauty that's rarely seen on the screen anymore. According to her Wiki she's of English and Russian ancestry. Has the sort of face that would be right at home in the play's original staging in 1904. Huge missed opportunity.
---- 183074649
->>183074618
-looks like neanderthal
---- 183074685
->>183070278 (OP)
-"Can I taste yo juiiccee!"
---- 183074696
-You're just a nice guy, Prince Charming. That's why I'm going out with Beast. No hard feelings.
---- 183074827
->>183074649
-Neanderthal blood is specific to Europeans, so it's arguably what makes us special. Not really an insult.
---- 183074870
-You had a good run Disney, let Dreamworks show you how it's done
---- 183074909
->>183074827
-Everybody except sub-Saharan Africans has some Neanderthal admixture
---- 183075023
->>183074530
->favorite princess movie
-faggot
---- 183075095
->>183070869
-I hate white girls that choose to have dreadlocks so much.
-Shaving your hair bald would be much better if it given the chance.
---- 183075348
->>183074423
->white
-Typical jewish slave fantasy
---- 183075507
->>183075023
-Then what are you doing here? Disney princess movies are like the best stories ever told.
---- 183075613
->>183074618
-This. Ever is perfectly cast. Poo Pan is horrible.
---- 183075683
->>183074557
-It's not. They have always been fucking ugly.
---- 183075760
->>183074557
-Literal trash picked off the street
---- 183076680
->>183075613
-They look absolutely ridiculous standing side by side.
---- 183077294
->>183070869
-
-I mean the word "dread" isn't in the name for no reason.
---- 183077556
->>183076680
---- 183078188
->>183070278 (OP)
->sexy teen white girl mc is blackwashed
->rich chad aristocrat of the story is still a tall white chad
---- 183078281
->>183074618
->>183074827
->>183076680
-DISGUSTING HAG
-STOP HAGWASHING MY MOVIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
---- 183078291
->>183078066
-Perfect.
---- 183078320
->>183078066
---- 183078382
->>183078066
-KEK
---- 183078395
->>183070278 (OP)
->Beautiful red clouds contrasting extremely well against the crimson sky while not distracting from the main characters
->The shittest sunset i've ever seen
-Fuck the race shit, anyone who actually cares about film would be mad over the fucking lazy shots.
-Sad that this will make more, total normie death
---- 183078435
->>183070278 (OP)
-Gingers are worse
---- 183078505
->>183073108
-No frontal lobes
---- 183078514
->>183078395
->Sad that this will make more
-Ehh I doubt it. Both Peter Pan and The Little Mermaid have opened normies' eyes to
->how horrible these movies look
->how fucked and ugly the raceswapped castings are
---- 183078552
->>183078505
-Yep. It's obvious there is nothing going on up there.
---- 183078589
->>183074618
-That's a boy in a dress
---- 183078611
->>183074585
-A woman's face is more important than her tits.
---- 183078650
->>183078424
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
---- 183078654
->>183072409
-What is with the zombie eyeball thing?
---- 183079098
->>183074909
-Asians beyond the Indus have more homo erectus DNA than neanderthal, vise versa for Western Eurasias. Africans have unknown extinct human species admixture not found in any other human populations.
---- 183079228
->>183078665
-Poo and Pooh
---- 183079301
->>183073484
->>183073176
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl0GWyUSPI8 [Embed]
-pretty much, something like in the link would never EVER be allowed today
---- 183079653
->>183079301
-This scene too
---- 183079766
->>183070278 (OP)
->>183070854
->>183070869
->>183070889
->>183070958
->>183070959
->>183071022
->>183071098
->>183072945
->>183073108
->>183072980
->>183073176
-you could have done something with your life instead you are anonymously racist on the internet. do better
---- 183079837
->>183079653
-This film was certainly more erotically charged than the source material, but in an innocent, first stirrings kind of way. I mean, I suppose since Wendy's a teenager or close to one and Pan is a lot older than he's supposed to be depicted - he's meant to be smaller than all the other Lost Boys.
-IIRC the kid they got to play the character in this had so many growth spurts during production that they had to rebuild the set multiple times.
-I know every girl I knew at that time was obsessed with this film.
-Same ones were deep into Twilight a couple of years later lol
---- 183079866
->>183071275
->>183072409
-they really did cast the ugliest creature possible
---- 183079970
->>183079837
-These are the kind of changes I can accept.
-The fact that the movie doesn't have a happy ending for the couple basically makes it Titanic for kids.
---- 183080048
->>183079970
->The fact that the movie doesn't have a happy ending for the couple basically makes it Titanic for kids.
-It's not meant to. I remember that there's a deleted scene which mirrors the original story where Peter returns for Wendy some time in the far future and finds her daughter instead. 
-I can't remember how this film ends exactly.
---- 183080761
->>183078066
---- 183080772
->>183080048
-I know that it mirrors the book but I still find that ending depressing af
-Even in Hook Peter gets together with Wendy's granddaughter or some shit, not with the actual Wendy.
---- 183081016
->>183076680
-It looks like she brought her pet monkey to an event
---- 183081157
->>183081016
-well put. it's what I think whenever I see wealthy people with their adopted pets.
---- 183081288
->>183080772
->but I still find that ending depressing af
-IIRC isn't that was Hook in the 2003 adapt tried to explain to Wendy? That Pan isn't a creature to be admired, emulated or desired because he's forever stuck as a kid and that's tragic? You can almost watch Hook as a direct sequel to the 2003 film I think.
-
-There was a graphic novel series from the mid 90's that had a unique interpretation of the story.
-Edgy, like all indy comcis shit in the 90's were.
-Wouldn't mind an adaptation of that rather than endless rehashes that end up being shittier and more pozzed than the previous.
-QRD it's a dark fantasy horror story, and Neverland is some kind of savage magical island. 
-Pan is ever young because he's a vampire, turned into one by "tinkerbell" which is some kind of demonic spirit fairy thing. Hook and his crew strayed into that dimension by accident in the 1700's because of a storm and got caught defending themselves against the monsters there, including the band of vampiric kids (lost boys).
-Pan brought the original Wendy to this dimension in the distant past and has gone back and forth to London over the ages to bring back an endless succession of Wendy's (reincarnations or what I can't remember) because he's obsessed with her and she keeps dying because he never turns her. 
-I don't think it was ever finished.
---- 183081979
->>183081288
-That sounds kino
-Why can't Hollywood adapt anything with SOVL today, fuck
---- 183082071
->>183070278 (OP)
-What's her foot game like?
---- 183082597
->>183081979
-Apart from all the obvious reasons another prime reason they'd never do that kind of adaptation is because iirc the Pan of the story spent a lot of time in late 80's london luring pedophilic faggots to be fed on by pretending to be a twink; they were the main vampiric food source in the present day.
-It also had Michael as a perpetually angry preteen kid because he was turned unlike his sister and thus stayed as a child forever. Like a male version of Kirsten Dunst's character in Interview with the Vampire, but way more aggressive.
-I got the sense that Hook, despite being a psychopathic pirate captain from the age of sail, was a lot more sympathetic considering how monstrous everything else in neverland was.
---- 183082694
->>183082597
-You could tone down all that stuff and make it pg-13
---- 183082899
->>183082195
-No, I want to lick the shit out of a black mermaid's newfound feet while I rail her with my big cock and make her wide set fishy eyes roll back in her aquatic negro head
---- 183083024
->>183081288
-I would actually not mind if the live action lil mermaid was a horror movie instead of copying the cartoon. 
-It already has a darker lighting and the actress looks ugly as fuck.
---- 183083123
->>183083024
-Even the poster is in horror style
---- 183083419
->>183083024
-I'd like to see the mermaids look more monstrous in such a horror adapt. Shark-based mermaid. No human skintone. Visible gills, webbed fingers etc.
-Then they'd have my attention.
-Thing is it could still be a romance, just darker.
->>183083123
->that poster
-holy shit none of them had a fucking clue what they were doijg, were they?
---- 183083439
-Speaking of which, looks like we made the news again.
---- 183083460
->>183070278 (OP)
-Bedwench and the Beast
---- 183083533
->>183083123
-The poster for the little mermaid is actually kind of great.
-
-Problem is it's a live action disney film, they just all suck.
---- 183083540
->>183083439
-zendaya is so fucking ugly it's unreal.
---- 183083608
->>183083540
-The real crime is that she's not cute-ugly.
---- 183083639
->>183083608
-the real real crime is her hairline looking like a turkish man's butthole
---- 183083771
->>183083439
-Kek. 
-Also, seeing most of the replies saying that Zendaya is ugly gives me hope for humanity.
---- 183083990
->>183083771
-for the record, i think jennifer connelly is super overrated. she's just some average hoe though, not total caveman mode like zendaya.
---- 183084079
->>183083540
-She looks more like a transvestite than the actual tranny from euphoria
---- 183084422
->>183070903
-Lmao. Incels?? Even incels have standards, mate. Only the fuckers with the lowest of the lowest standard would think to fuck this hammer head lookalike uggo.
---- 183084711
->>183071275
-was this bitches head flattened as a baby to spread the eyes apart?
---- 183084745
-Rewatched Little Mermaid today with my kid and holy fuck I forgot how god damn cute Ariel is.
-Its really like they made her ugly on purpose just to spite the original.
---- 183084801
->>183084711
-It's a typical nigger trait, you just never paid attention because they are not cast as princesses.
---- 183084854
->>183084745
-The only thing that makes me happy is that the kids aren't gonna want the ugly merch
---- 183084878
->>183071275
->>183070278 (OP)
-ew at least race swap the guy as well, what the fuck?
---- 183084899
->>183084801
-fucking dagon-cultist faces
-save me niggerman!
---- 183084909
-I can't wait for this shit to flop so hard.
-It's gonna flop like a mermaid dragged out of the water and dumped onto the sahara.
---- 183084956
->>183083123
-wait, it's not even out yet?!
---- 183085025
->>183075613
-wait, that's peter man?! fuck i hadn't even heard about this race swap
---- 183085347
->>183085025
-Good morning sir!
---- 183085477
->>183085347
-i really didn't, if you're implying i did. i only came to /tv/ because i finished watching the mario movie and wanted to complain about it somewhere
---- 183085522
->>183085347
-.. wait, maybe that's peter pan? i thought you posted a random indian guy lol, as to imply i was joking with >>183085025
---- 183085562
->>183070278 (OP)
-Why does Hollywood hate attractive red heads
---- 183085631
->>183085522
-That's Pajeet Pan, yes.
---- 183085701
->>183085631
->Pajeet Pan
---- 183085884
->>183084956
-niggers can't think out of the box
---- 183085980
->>183085884
-they can't get good at the box office neither
---- 183086972
->>183085980

tv/183071115.txt

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---- 183071115
-What are your favorite russian/soviet kinos?
-
-My top 10 is:
-1. Stalker
-2. The Island
-3. The Very Same Munchhausen
-4. Shadows of forgotten Ancestors
-5. Ivan the Terrible
-6. The Dawns here are quiet
-7. Mother and Son
-8. Dead Mans Bluff
-9. Andrei Rublev
-10. The soviet Sherlock Holmes movies
---- 183071583
-bump comrades
---- 183072449
-Bump
---- 183072654
-White sun of the desert
---- 183072792
-Mirror
-Welcome, or No Trespassing
-The Needle
-The Running
-At Home Among Strangers
-
-The Running is extremely relevant to the present, what a great film.
---- 183072834
-lol nobody cares about your shit country who contributed literally nothing to video games except cheaters and retarded raging manchildren with broken english
-kill putin or kill yourself faggot this is an american imageboard
---- 183072849
->>183072792
->The Running
-
-could you post the original title? couldnt find it under The Running
---- 183072885
->>183072849
-I fucked up, it's actually called The Flight
->The Flight (Russian: Бeг, transliteration Beg)
---- 183072901
-Why are eastern euros so dysgenic?
---- 183072943
->>183072885
-Thank you
---- 183073371
-Bump
---- 183073865
-some of the best Doomer kino is Russian
---- 183073904
-Kino
---- 183074015
->>183071115 (OP)
-Although technically a Polish tv show, Four Tank-Men and a Dog was filmed in Poland while it was a satellite state in the Soviet sphere.....aaaand it is probably the best show I've ever seen in my life. Like literally the best. It's funny, it's dark, there's a dog.
-
-Trust me, if you can find it (because it goes up and down on youtube) it's absolutely worth a watch.
---- 183074061
->>183073904
->Kino
->The Gulag Archipelago book
->putin6.jpg
-huh?
---- 183074067
->>183074015
-Also, I believe the most beautiful woman to have ever walked on this earth is in it. Like it's just worth watching JUST to see her and hear her sing.
---- 183074101
->>183073865
-Based бyмep appreciator. Still need to get around to watching 2.
-Any other Russian kin/o/?
---- 183074370
->>183074101
-Those are all I know in that particular style.
-My other favorite kinos of theirs are those comfy old Soviet comedies.
-Blows literally all American comedy out of the water, as long as you have good subtitles/know Russian.
-If you're looking for some silly slapstick comedy done perfectly check out Leonid Gaidai's top stuff
-If you're looking for a more tragicomedy style with great social commentary check out Eldar Ryazanov or Georgiy Daneliya.
-
-For more serious movies, literally anything by Tarkovsky or Zvyagintsev is kino.
-
-There's some on Youtube with decent subs, Prime Video is also good. Other than that you just have to download and hope the subs aren't Google-Translated trash.
---- 183074480
-Afonya. probably available on mosfilm youtube channel.
---- 183074731
->>183071115 (OP)
-Anything by this autistic ass Nigga or Alexey German.
-
-Do any other directors like Balabanov exists?
---- 183074811
->>183074731
-Refn and Lars von Trier are pretty autistic
---- 183074905
->>183073865
->>183071115 (OP)
-
-I miss these mfs like you wouldn’t believe bros. I’m genuinely amazed I don’t hear about them as much on here. Danila from Brat is the closest to a 4chan tier character I’ve seen and Balabanov would 100% post on /tv/ if he was still alive.
---- 183074917
->>183074731
-What's wrong with him?
---- 183074966
->>183074905
-Brat is incredibly based. /tv/ needs to use this quote more.
---- 183074996
-The last good movie that country made.
---- 183075183
->>183074067
-HOLY-
-any other kinos with her?
---- 183075258
-If Marvel/Disney was smart they would do a movie about the Winter Guard rebelling against Putin & rescuing Ukraine. Could have a huge set piece battle in Chernobyl or something.
-
-But nooooooo that would be too close to acknowledging that communism is evil for the satanic woke fucks of mouse land.
---- 183075289
->>183074731
->>183074905
-I know you guys are joking but I unironically think Balabanov was autistic. He’s like what would happen if a tv autist actually got made movies.
-
->movies are hyper nationalistic (will criticize Russian but will follow up by calling westoids pussies and non-whites evil and violent)
-
->openly says his movies are about nothing and having a theme or message is for pseudo-intellectual nerds
-
->says his characters are based on himself (most of his characters are Racist, poor, socially stunted and violent but still get bitches of course)
-
->hates Intellectuals, minorities, rich peoples, Anglos, criminals (petty criminals are ok), atheists, politicians…
---- 183075312
->>183075258
---- 183075332
->>183075258
->Disney
->communist
-
-I hate westoids so much
---- 183075344
->>183075312
---- 183075419
->>183073865
-Is Sisters on par with the Brother movies?
---- 183075440
->>183074015
-this show is on yt with english subs. i will watch it. if its bad i will open a thread and insult you. if its good i will open a thread and call you based
---- 183075515
->>183073865
->Bumer
-What is about?
---- 183075535
->>183071115 (OP)
-
-Come and See
-Dead Man's Letters
-Khrustalyov, My Car!
-Cargo 200
-Green Elephant
---- 183075560
-Tass is authorized to declare
-Учacтoк
-The Rifleman of the Voroshilov Regiment
---- 183075600
->>183075289
-My family is from Russia and my dad lives Balabanov, he calls him “the proletarian director” lol, he’s not wrong though. Balabanov is sort of the opposite of Americans directors, he hated the intellectual, upper-class mentality of most artists and film makers, I think it’s what makes his movies and characters so likable really.
---- 183075678
->>183075289
-I was the brat all along...
---- 183075742
-An American Tail
---- 183075946
->>183075258
---- 183076360
->>183075535
->Green Elephant
-
-meme shockslop
---- 183076363
->>183075344
---- 183076376
->>183076360
-filtered
---- 183076655
->>183075946
-Why is modern propaganda so soulless?
---- 183076938
->>183075419
-For sure better than the Grandpa, the Uncle and the Niece
---- 183076975
->>183071115 (OP)
->My top 10 is:
->1. Stalker
-Yawn, be original for once. Let me guess, you looove psycho too
---- 183077056
->>183071115 (OP)
-The Duelist
-
-Also, Generation P
---- 183077083
->>183072834
-pathologic 2 was good though
---- 183077434
->>183077056
-You have zero taste
---- 183077538
->>183076363
---- 183077675
-War and Peace
-Waterloo
-come on /tv/, you disappoint me
---- 183077751
-Are there russian movies that aren't depressing?
-
-Like some slice of life russian youth movie?
---- 183077757
-The Heart of Parma
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k4r2jmedig [Embed]
---- 183077800
->>183077751
->some slice of life russian youth movie?
-those are the most likely to be depressing. 
-maybe if there is a documentary about dota 2 players.
---- 183077818
-this guy literally lost his life in an avalanche so you could enjoy Brother and Brother 2, directed by his father. go watch these fabulous operator crime dramas
---- 183077858
->>183071115 (OP)
-I love Russia! Russia number one!
---- 183077885
->>183076655
-I can't tell which side this is propaganda for.
---- 183077941
->>183077858
---- 183078028
->>183071115 (OP)
-1)Brat (brother)
-2)Brat 2 (brother 2)
-3)Zhmurki (no idea its the only hilarious russian comedy)
-4) boomer (bumer? BMW nickname)
-
-Honestly thats it, everything else is garbage
---- 183078684
->>183077885
-Anti-war obviously. Ukies can get NATO's entire arsenal but they'll still run out of people before Russia runs out of bombs and shells.
---- 183078759
->>183077751
-Pretty much the only Russian films with a happy ending are fairytales.
---- 183078909
->>183078759
-russian kino you say?
---- 183079120
->>183072834
-back to led dit with you
---- 183079212
-I love Russian antiwar protests so much bros.
---- 183079316
-children of leningradsky
---- 183079387
->>183071115 (OP)
-Irony of Fate
-Kin Dza Dza
-
->>183071583
-fuck off tankie
---- 183079426
->>183073865
-Lilya 4-Ever is a Swedish film
---- 183079467
-Pretty comfy kino based on Pushkin's novel
-https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocratic_Peasant_Girl
---- 183079494
->>183077941
-That's a woman.
---- 183079572
-Relevant:
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAX4PxfOcss [Embed]
---- 183079578
->>183077538
-looks more like a Canadian batman
---- 183079596
->>183071115 (OP)
-Afonya 1975 is probably the 'literally me' movie most /tv/ users are looking for.
-I understand russian so it's easier for me to watch most film from 1930s and onward, they are publically available on some youtube channels with subs as well. It's difficult to say what are my top 10 films but it's definitely not the OP, most of them are very obscure period films that deal with some social or religious issue of some kind, I don't think anyone will enjoy it and they don't have subs.
-
-Here's a good entry level channel(with subs) that has most soviet films even westerners have been exposed to.
-https://www.youtube.com/@MosfilmRuOfficial
---- 183079611
->>183078909
-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-This little girl is holding up her pantaloons. This is not becoming behaviour of a female child.
---- 183079852
-Watch The Little Mermaid 1976
---- 183079983
->>183071115 (OP)
-Find an eng sub for Bandit Petersburg and I promise you kino of unprecedented proportions.
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZHhA1G8-Y [Embed]
---- 183080330
->>183071115 (OP)
-The mystery of edwin drood
-The youth of peter.
---- 183080694
-Is it true that the Chinese love Russian historical films? I've heard it a long time ago somewhere.
---- 183080898
->>183075419
-It's a very different type of movie.
-It's not some based gigachad going around being a badass, it's just two small girls trying to run from the mafia.
-
-Still awesome movie and an incredible soundtrack.
-Highly recommend if you like the Brat movie style.
---- 183080940
->>183075515
->Bimmer (film): The plot revolves around four friends who get into trouble with the law and flee Moscow in a black BMW (the eponymous "bimmer")
---- 183081022
->>183079426
-Russian cast, Russian language.
-
-It's like calling Clint Eastwood's Spaghetti Westerns "Italian films"
---- 183081104
->>183081022
-I do call them Italian films.
---- 183081160
-иглa (1988)
-I'm a Кинo fan so I'm biased, but it is a decent movie. That said if not for Tsoi I might have found it a bit too arthouse-ish for me
---- 183081240
->>183078363
-back to >>>/pol/ nafo tranny
---- 183081315
->>183081240
->muh moskva
->muh leningrad
---- 183081406
->>183074996
-It's among the last good movies any nation made.
-Have you seen the shit Hollywood pumps out these days?
---- 183081520
->>183071115 (OP)
-Enemy at the Gates because of the Rachel Weisz sex scene. One of my first cooms.
---- 183081546
->>183077818
-Balabanov is not his father, it's Bodrov Senior.
-His father did make Bear's Kiss 2002 with his son, it was a decent romantic fantasy.
---- 183081581
->>183081315
-This is a film board and a film thread.
-Fuck off with your seething butthurt to your containment board.
---- 183081611
->>183081581
-I won't. suck my ass
---- 183081675
->>183079212
-protestors in the west are cringe. War protestors in Russia or iran actually risk their lives.
---- 183081689
->>183077751
->Like some slice of life russian youth movie?
-Try I Walk The Streets of Moscow
---- 183081715
->>183081240
->tankie tranny getting his fake uterus in a bunch
-seethe and dilate
---- 183081744
->>183081611
->you WILL give a fuck about muh politics when discussing media!!!
-SJW-tier retard
---- 183081887
-Russian Western
-https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_from_the_Boulevard_des_Capucines
---- 183082347
->>183077751
-High security vacation
-Учacтoк will be ultra comfy if you find subtitles.
---- 183083142
-For me it's Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future (1973)
---- 183083176
->>183071115 (OP)
->Andrei Rublev isn't number 1
---- 183083212
->>183075600
-Balenciaga putin?
---- 183083253
-Soviet Peter Pan is a cute adaptation
---- 183084026
->>183071115 (OP)
->6. The Dawns here are quiet
-i really enjoyed the remake
-
->Come and See
->War and Peace
->Rzhev
->Ballad of a Soldier
->Liberation
->Nesokrushimyy
->They Fought for the Motherland 
->Tractor Drivers
->Hot Snow
->Fortress of War
->Tanks for Stalin
->White Tiger
->White Sun of the Desert 
->9th Company
->October
-
-Out of Russian/Soviet movies, I mostly like ones about WWII since you don't really see much Eastern Front kino in the west.
---- 183084889
->>183083212
-lmao
---- 183085199
->>183074996
-But the building never falls. Nice thumbnail bait though
---- 183086526
-Kingdom of Crooked Mirrors (1963) has a kike as a villain
---- 183086763
->>183081887
-Meh, this is just a farcial comedy. The actual Soviet Westerns like White Desert Sun and At Home Among Strangers are actually great films for their time.
---- 183086872
->>183071115 (OP)
-Soviet:
->Heart of a Dog (1988)
->Stalker
->Kin Dza Dza
->The Garage (1979)
->Only "Old Men" Are Going Into Battle
-
-Russian:
->Man from Podolsk
->Island (2006)
---- 183086914
->>183086872
->Island
-Top tier taste, what an amazing film
---- 183087264
->>183086872
->Heart of a Dog (1988)
-ultra based, extremely relevant and meme-able
---- 183087378
->No A Hunting Accident
->No Hussar Ballad
->No Viy
->No Solaris
->Only one for White Sun of the Desert
->No Alexander Nevsky
->No Treasure Island
-Plebs in this thread

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---- 183071577
-why was cutty so fucking gay
---- 183072666
-OP was the inspiration for his character
---- 183072710
->game done changed
->nah, just got more fierce
-sounds like it changed then you fucking idiot
---- 183072727
->>183072666
-op bros im not feeling too good....
---- 183072773
-his real name was butty
---- 183072779
->>183072773
---- 183072790
->>183072710
->game done got more fiercer dan it wuz befawww
-Ftfy
---- 183072843
->>183071577 (OP)
-all blacks are bisexual, its the white man who was forcing gender norms on them.
---- 183072844
->>183071577 (OP)
-You’re retarded. Michael had been molested by his piece of shit stepdad and didn’t know how to react to a father figure trying to encourage and teach him (and Chris doesn’t count, as he was a more silent drill sergeant/older brother vibe). Cutty overheard the boys talking about him seeming homo because he cared about them, so his comment to Michael was overcompensation because he didn’t want Michael to think he was a gay groomer or some shit.
---- 183073107
->>183072844
->Michael had been molested by his piece of shit stepdad
-thats never made clear, its possible Michael was the aggressor who raped or at the very least seduced his stepdad making the stepdad the real victim here. Things arent always black and white, if you're going to watch something as deep and well thought out as The Wire you should try paying attention to stuff beyond the surface level.
---- 183073412
->>183072710
-It was more about how the rules haven't changed, but the people in the game had gotten more ruthless
---- 183073430
->>183071577 (OP)
-Is the wire worth watching?
---- 183073455
->>183072790
-Yerrrrrp!
---- 183073498
->>183073430
-Pure kino start to finish. And season 5 has gotten less weird with modern viewing, with how much the media and journalism has been undressed in the last several years, showing how fucked up and fraudulent they can be.
---- 183073521
-thats the thing about the old days, they the old days
---- 183073530
->>183073455
-i said how the hell you gon' ooplesnuutes in the fu'kalang jeuw'klenoots if you aint got no pooplesnuupes?
---- 183073532
->>183073107
-shameful effort:quality ratio on this bait. Here's a (you) don't spend it all at once
---- 183073573
->>183072710
-retard
---- 183073602
->be HBO
->make a high budget show with lots of black people
->theyre gay
-why hasnt this fallen out of fashion?
---- 183073716
-WTF? CIA is in the Wire?
---- 183073754
-didnt you make this thread last night
---- 183073779
->>183073716
-hes a big mayor
---- 183073801
-Opening theme power rankings
-4>1>2>>>>3>>>>>>>>>>5
---- 183073813
->>183071577 (OP)
-cutty had so many baltimore mommas givin him food and offering trash pussy
---- 183073950
->>183073801
-For me it's
->2>5>1>5>>>3
-I've actually grown to like Earle's rushed, exasperated version for season five, I correlate it with Simon and Co.'s irritation with both the rushed season schedule and the fact that people continually ignored the messages they were trying to convey. I do this second part purposefully though - fuck you David Simon lol.
---- 183074008
->>183073716
-Perhaps he's wondering why someone would curty up a man's parachute before tossing him off of a plane
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFTMEOpmJT4 [Embed]
---- 183074010
->>183073430
-its the best show I've seen desu
---- 183074050
->>183073801
-1's theme coming back for the last montage in 5 was pure kino
-this David Simon guy doesn't fuck around
-
->>183073813
-was it just a cover though?
---- 183074107
->>183074008
-what the FUCK, did Nolan know about this? was this the entire reason he was casted? Nolan sitting there one day rewatching The Wire, seeing this scene and thinks "hey we should have a CIA character throw people out of a plane"
-"what rhymes with plane? Bane!"
-"well there's my idea for Batman 3"
---- 183074251
->>183073754
-Sheeeeeeeeeeit boy we ain't had no Wire threads fo days!
---- 183074295
->>183074008
->Anyone can do an American accent
-Oof
---- 183074331
->>183073430
-FIRST SEASON PERFECT TV. SECOND ON PAR DESPITE LESS BLACKS. 3-4 GOOD. 5 NO NONO NO NONO
---- 183074345
->>183073754
-that was some east-side motherfucker this da real west-side thread baybee
---- 183074360
->>183074295
-I like Aiden Gillen but he struggles with accents
---- 183074367
->>183074331
-4 was the best imo, I agree that 1 was perfect though in execution. But 4 had the highest highs and it was pretty consistent overall still.
---- 183074405
->>183073430
-politically and morally and socially it makes no sense whatsoever but it’s well made
-might as well play a video game or get drunk and take a walk, there’s no substance in the entire series it’s just pulp with nonsensical takes thrown in
---- 183074464
->>183074405
->politically and morally and socially it makes no sense whatsoever but it’s well made
-other than hamsterdam its basically a dramatized documentary
-some anons pointed out that hamsterdam may not even have been far-fetched since it resembles some initiatives that were experimental on the west-coast back in the day
---- 183074504
->>183074405
->there’s no substance in the entire series
-That's literally all it is you pretentious pseud
---- 183074510
->>183074464
-Meanwhile Hamsterdam irl
---- 183074518
->>183074464
-nah that’s just what nerds think who’ve never been outside
---- 183074538
->>183073532
-its not much but its enough for me to get out of here for the rest of the day. Thank you. See you all tomorrow for a (You)'s refill.
---- 183074547
->>183074504
-such as?
---- 183074567
->>183074510
-I want to believe Colvin is out there running this with Namond and is happy
---- 183074766
->>183074547
-Heroin, coke, weed, alcohol
---- 183074831
->>183072666
-I think the real inspiration for OP is Ziggy, thinking he's a hot shot when really, he is a bitch, getting blacked against his will.
---- 183074903
->>183074831
->blacked
->against will
->ever
-MS PEARLMAN, MY BED, NOW
---- 183075002
->>183074903
-why do you have a cuckold porn image saved on your phone
---- 183075021
->>183074903
-I know BMWF bad, jews etc but all I could think of during these scenes is wtf you doing Daniels, that hag's like 4 leagues below you.
---- 183075045
->>183074903
-This was the most uncomfortable scene in the show. Who could imagine Daniels having sex? And then he takes his clothes off and he's weirdly lean and muscular. I wanted to throw up. Daniels was a good guy but I didn't want to see him like this.
---- 183075108
->>183075045
-just face it, you wanted to see his massive dick and watch him give your gf pleasure like you never could
---- 183075115
->>183075045
-the creator of the show, david simon is jewish
-they love black men and black penises so much it’s amazing
---- 183075148
->>183075108
->this is who tells you to watch the wire
---- 183075209
->>183074903
-i miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
---- 183075215
->>183074510
-one day i hope to visit the garden
---- 183075240
->>183075215
-Uhh you're not welcome there, colonizer cumskin.
---- 183075249
->>183075148
-It's like coomers recommending women sports.
---- 183075286
->>183075002
-I'm American
---- 183075375
->>183072843
-Pretty much this.
---- 183075397
->>183073950
-Finally some love for season 2
---- 183075410
->>183073430
-No.
---- 183075431
->>183073430
-Yes, anyone who says otherwise is a contrarian or a Philistine.
---- 183075468
->>183071577 (OP)
-nice dophin nigga
---- 183075549
->>183073430
->frequently hailed as the best tv show ever
-
-no anon its not worth watching
---- 183075588
->>183073498
-Man that’s a good point, but McNulty creating a serial killer for fun is a weird choice. He should have uncovered it or something instead.
---- 183075590
->>183075549
->oreos are americas favorite cookie!
-i bet you pay to get your taxes done and watch cnn
---- 183075740
->>183074464
-Hamsterdam is every day San Francisco and Chicago, there bud.
---- 183075791
->>183075590
-low iq and hateful response 
-
-The Wire is hardly the mainstream viewer’s Oreo, dude. It broke out organically and from creators in other genres like Alan Moore praising it.
---- 183075894
->>183075791
-holy shit imagine thinking HBOs game of thrones: black crime edition is a esoteric sleeper hit thanks to a capeshit recommendation
---- 183076058
->>183075588
-I guess maybe. But they were going to cut the division and funding. Cops, government and military have done crazier shit to drum up funding.
---- 183076098
->>183074464
-Hamsterdam is a real thing in shitholes outside of the United States and other developted functional countries. It's just that usually its not really intentional, its more that a neighbourhood degenerates through drug use and eventually criminals actually set up the open air drug market in a way the less-than-functional police and judicial system of the third world shitholes they live in can't do much about it.
---- 183076151
->>183075791
-Lmao I like The Wire but Alan Moore praising something is more of a mark against it than something positive.
---- 183076409
->>183074010
-Sopranos
---- 183076582
->>183076098
-Ponder the aroma
---- 183076671
->>183072710
-The difference is quantitative, not qualitative
---- 183076908
-why is this board so zesty lately?
---- 183077040
->>183073716
-He even has a "toss him out of the plane" line, believe it or not.
---- 183077298
-Ziggy is the best character in television history.
---- 183077429
->>183075397
-akawys been /tv/s favorite season, probably because racism
---- 183078096
->>183075209
-me too... god damn VACCINE
---- 183078146
->>183076409
-I prefer the Wire to Sopranos by a long shot
-I respect the Sopranos for being a pioneering series, but The Wire is just way more enjoyable and engaging for me
---- 183078163
->>183078146
-iq diff
---- 183078196
->>183077298
-he may be the most hung whiteboi in television history
-which I don't get since his dad only has 3.5 inches of hard blue steel. His mom must've been packing
---- 183078201
->>183076098
->outside the US
-Or whenever Camden gets tired of policing
---- 183078223
->>183078146
-I'm the opposite. The Wire is goos but Sopranos has a comfiness that few others achieve, in addition to great writing, characters, etc.
---- 183078234
->>183073430
-Yes. The first season is a bit tough to watch it's really dated but it picks up near the end and after that it's pretty much kino.
---- 183078244
->>183078196
-His character should've become a pornstar, he would've been perfect for it.
---- 183078255
->>183078163
-The Wire is way more developed and well thought out. The Sopranos largely just spins its wheels and gets pretty formulaic. Paulie and Furio carry the show
---- 183078270
->>183075045
-I didn't like it because the white bitch is ugly as fuck and looks like miss piggy.
---- 183078326
- COCAINE NIGGA 
---- 183078331
->>183073530
-muhfuggin nigguhs wilder an a muhfugguh ya herr?
---- 183078351
->>183071577 (OP)
-Cutty from the cut
---- 183078411
->>183078244
-would've been the best way to pay back the greeks, they ship him off to some eastern european shithole where he's forced to do a serbian film shit to repay his debts and protect the dock
---- 183078427
->>183073498
-Season 5 has aged the best now that the mainstream media fully exposed itself.
---- 183078468
->>183074050
-David Simon would be considered the GOAT if he retired right after finishing the wire.
---- 183078521
->>183078427
-Simon is literally the Kojima of television, true creatividad
->>183078468
-I haven't watched anything else of his, do his new shows suck? I wouldn't be surprised if he was carried throughout The Wire by all the first-hand accounts and reports he had at his disposal
---- 183078568
->>183074107
-The Wire and Nolan's bat trilogy are in the same universe. Tommy Carcetti was CIA the field agent as seen in DKR before retiring and entering in to Baltimore politics.
---- 183078596
->>183074295
-Crazy that CIA Carcetti, Stringer Bell and McNulty are all played by slimey limeys and micks.
---- 183078605
->>183078568
-How did CIA survive? I mean clearly he did, but how?
---- 183078624
->>183078255
-what kind of low iq bot take is this
---- 183078666
->>183074464
-Hamsterdam is skid row in LA right now. Skid row is literally an open drug market full of homeless people police and politicians allow to exist. There's nothing outlandish about Hamsterdam
---- 183078698
->>183074464
-Venice Beach was looking like hamsterdam for awhile over lockdown too, not that it's much better these days
---- 183078713
->>183078596
-I can't believe Luther left the UK, changed his identified, and joined the drug trade in Baltimore. I guess it makes sense since he went from cop to wanted criminal and has to start a new life. No wonder he respected McNutty's detective work.
---- 183078774
->>183075588
-It shows how one crazy person's bullshit could escalate. See the Duke lacrosse false rape story as an example, or the Colombia mattress girl false rape accusations.
---- 183078823
->>183071577 (OP)
-prisonschooled
---- 183078873
->>183078234
-I like how they are all amazed by concepts like cellphones and texting
---- 183078880
->you harder to get at than my fat wifes cunt
---- 183078897
->>183078605
-The CIA taught him how to survive a plane crash. Essentially what he did was stand on top of a piece of the plane and jump just before it hit the ground, thus breaking his fall.
---- 183078904
->>183078823
---- 183078944
->>183078234
->it's really dated
-
-That's what makes it good
---- 183078955
->>183078897
-I gotta try this out next time
---- 183078971
->>183078521
-His new shows suck but the newest police one we own this city has some good acting and lots of recast wire actors. Marlo actor plays the MC, a detective
---- 183078999
->>183078897
-This. It works!
---- 183079028
->>183078971
-is it possible this is also part of the joint TDK-The Wire universe and Marlo cleaned up his act?
---- 183079053
->>183078713
-CIA was originally sent on his mission to Baltimore with the goal to root out Luther and turn him as an informant.
---- 183079116
->>183071577 (OP)
-The actor chimped out in the subway once btw
---- 183079156
->>183073498
-The serial killer subplot was goofy, but hamsterdam was equally implausible. Really season 5 was the perfect capstone to the show. The way the final Marlo investigation and bust impacted the lives of nearly every character on the show was perfectly in line with the show’s overarching theme.
---- 183079162
->>183079053
-tfw he never got to find Luther before Chalky White (a vampire, now gay and going by "Omar") gunned him down
---- 183079169
->>183074008
-I like the woman in this scene, where do I know her from?
---- 183079203
->>183079028
-Definitely. Once Marlo became a wealthy real estate tycoon, he began studying criminal justice and forensics as a hobby at Baltimore CC, same school Luther took economics classes at. Originally Marlo began studying forensics as a hobby, and to find out how Baltimore PD shut down his drug operation he began as a teenager, but he began to take a genuine interest in detective and police work, the other side of the game so to speak.
-1/2
---- 183079272
->>183075021
-Lol yeah mcnutty can teleport waitresses into his bed but he's hung up on that ugly bitch??
---- 183079293
->>183078971
->Jon Bernthal
-no, thanks
---- 183079307
-was this the comfiest scene in the series? I kinda wish this dynamic could've lasted forever
---- 183079330
->>183079203
-2/2
-Throwing himself in to his college studies, Marlo began ignoring his real estate empire, and Levi, who was managing his finances, screwed Marlo out of his property and even his clean laundered Bahamas bank accounts.
-With nothing left, Marlo found himself broke and homeless. He could have tried to become a drug lords again, but instead chose to apply for the Baltimore PD so he could begin an honest life as a detective who specializes in tracking down drug trafficking networks and gangs.
---- 183079398
->>183079307
-They teased us that it was going to, only to subvert expectations and rob us of it ever happening again in the same episode. That actor who plays Bodie is only good at playing gangsters and can't do anything else.
---- 183079434
->>183079307
-The lunch scene in the season 4 finale might be my favorite scene in the whole series
---- 183079457
->>183079330
->>183079203
-I'm glad Marlo is trying to do the right thing. But he's going to need help from Wallace, who faked his death with the help of Bodie and Poot to get off Luther's radar and went back to his ancestral home in Africa where he learned to hone his body and mind. After faking his death again, he has now returned to Baltimore and is back to dismantle the very game that took all his friends away from him, including Dee.
---- 183079567
->>183079307
-S1 in the pit is comfy as fuck, and is never quite the the same again after
-
->s1 muh barksdale
->s2 muh union
->s3 muh election
->s4 muh school
->s5 muh newspaper
---- 183079701
-what was coliccio's problem
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ZjIc6csgg [Embed]
---- 183079720
->>183079567
-S3 is my fave season- the rise of Marlo and cia
---- 183079750
->>183079701
-He gets recast as Jon Bernthal in We Own this City
---- 183079780
->>183079750
-I'm starting to think I might actually have to watch that show now lmao
---- 183079842
->>183079780
-I remember it being pretty good. Landsman plays the police chief.
---- 183079889
->>183079780
-We Own this City is basically about Collichio having to answer for his past crimes in court.
---- 183079896
->>183079307
-The dynamic is awesome yeah.
---- 183079927
->>183079567
-in that way I think S1 might've moved too fast on actually arrested barksdale, things went so quickly in the favor of the detail despite the barksdale org supposedly being so stealthy
-they could've drawn it out more with maybe another season
-docks was kino though so idk if I'd cut that (for 3 seasons total of the barksdale org)
---- 183080022
->>183079567
-I think the same is true for Sopranos as well.
---- 183080037
->>183073716
-Which was worse to sit through: the political shit or the media shit?
---- 183080046
->>183079927
-In fairness they probably didn't know if they'd get another season.
---- 183080105
->>183080037
-The newsroom shit was only in there because the head writer was butthurt about his previous job
---- 183080114
->>183076151
-Alan Moore also praised The Prisoner, Twin Peaks, and The Sopranos.
---- 183080163
->>183080105
-newsroom because I really don't care for journos, it was kind of interesting though because it teased at the hellscape we have now where people print stuff regardless of veracity just to get eyeballs on it
-
-the political stuff logically made sense to include and Carcetti, Clay, and Royce are reasonably entertaining to watch
---- 183080431
->>183080114
-Moore can definitely sniff a well-structured story
---- 183080727
->>183078234
-The dated communication stuff is what makes it a kino time capsule. It's like a 5 to 10 year slice where it makes sense because of the tech transition and without it being created in the moment I really don't think it could be recreated without a big effort like a historical drama.
---- 183080744
->>183075791
->It broke out organically and from creators in other genres like Alan Moore praising it.
-can confirm this is literally how I learned about it and propagated it firsthand among a dozen of people
---- 183080777
->>183075894
-you're retarded
---- 183080878
->>183080105
-I could tell the MC of that arc was a self insert of David Simon bitching about all his coworkers he hated. The only newsroom guy I didn't like was the grammar nazi thesaurus buddy who was friends of the journo MC.
---- 183080965
-McNulty is the weakest point to me, idgaf about some drunk naboo guard who irritates people. Wish he just kept put on the boat.
---- 183081025
->>183079169
-I believe she was The Wire
---- 183081065
->>183080965
-He makes things happen and knows how to game the system to a certain extent, but ultimately becomes a liability the longer things go on. The Mcnulty/Lester teamup in S5 was kino because Lester was able to cover for a lot of McNulty's flaws.
---- 183081148
->>183079307
-Made from the same cloth, on opposing sides. Utmost of kino. Camaraderie at its finest.
---- 183081161
->>183080965
-they do a pretty good job of keeping him in the background for season 4 and maybe even a bit of 2. It was good that they were so confident in their cast that they could shelve the "MC" like that. Ultimately the reason McNulty was even there in season 1 is probably largely because they needed a white protagonist to get peopled hooked before they did a bait and switch
---- 183081235
->>183079927
-I think it was implied they had already been after them for a while, and it was largely Prez's codebreaking skills that got them.
-
->>183079567
-I really enjoyed the docks scenes, apart from that little shitkicker. The Union stuff was max comfy but I also enjoyed the mystery of the Greeks.
---- 183081300
->>183080965
-"Drunk Naboo Guard" is a show I'd watch.
---- 183081414
->>183073430
-greatest show of all time
---- 183081531
->>183081161
-The S2 getting the band back together stuff was good but also a bit of a drag since it went on for over half the season just to get back to where s1 left off.
---- 183081623
->>183081531
->the band gets back together
->gets slowly dismantled over season 3
-baka
---- 183081825
-For me, it's Namond's mom
---- 183081852
->>183081825
-Delonda is probably the ugliest woman on the show, tied with Marla
---- 183081856
->>183081825
-Kek. Wee Bey standing up for him is one of the best scenes in the series.
---- 183081998
->>183081856
-Colvin and Weebey coming to an understanding and just laying it all out was pure kino
---- 183082039
-It's funny how they keep insisting white people never vote for a black candidate knowing what happens two years later
---- 183082121
->>183082039
-I don't recall this in the show, but they did make a point that Carcetti's fight would be uphill because of Baltimore's large black population and the ministers being behind Royce
---- 183082190
->>183082121
-Carcetti's campaign manager, the black guy, brought it up once as a joke I think. The context was black people would vote for a white guy if it was the right one but whites would never vote black
---- 183082382
->>183081825
-for me, it's Michael's mom
---- 183083344
->yeah, that happened
---- 183083352
-season 6 was gonna be about the latino side of baltimore, like season 2 was about the white working class down at the port. Just didn't happen
---- 183083787
->>183078468
-After generation kill*
---- 183083883
->>183073430
-it's one of like the 5 good tv shows
---- 183083937
->>183083883
-the wire, sopranos, breaking bad, what else am I missing?
-flight of the conchords?
-I thought boardwalk was shit before anyone brings that up
---- 183083960
->>183083937
-twin peaks, mad men
---- 183083974
->>183083960
-aye they're pretty great
-never finished twin peaks, need to get back to that
---- 183084012
->>183080105
-the show was about the whole infrastructure of baltimore shitting on itself in a big circle, news media should've been a big part of the show
---- 183084028
->>183083960
-LOOOOOL
---- 183084144
->>183073412
-so it changed
-just like poot's dumb point where he says
->oh deez kids is crazier now than ever out here, it's the end times!
-sarcastically, but he literally gets run out of the game because of how much more insane Marlo's crew is compared to the Barksdale set
---- 183084286
->>183084144
-Barksdales tortured a boy to death in the first season. Marlo's was just violent in a different way because they killed way more people indiscriminately
---- 183084430
->>183080037
-Both were pure kino. Only modwits get filtered by that stuff
---- 183084466
->>183084286
-That faggot was part of the game though. He literally fucking robbed them. When did the barksdales ever shot and killed citizens for no reason at all?
---- 183084474
->>183084012
-And it wasn't, it was only a (distractingly) big part of the final season
-
->>183084286
->different way
-right, it got more fierce and thus the game changed
-Avon and Stringer couldn't live down that ONE torture of a stick up boy, Marlo tortured a generally respected and neutral party, Butchie, and not only never faced any consequences for it, but also successfully killed Omar afterward which was the plan for BOTH instances of torture, but the Barksdales couldn't pull it off when they tried
---- 183084756
-I sometimes wonder if Butchie was actually psychic
---- 183085323
->>183075894
-this is the most schizo post I've seen in awhile
---- 183085622
->>183078146
-Charcoal briquette
---- 183085988
-imagine lester trying to follow the money in the crypto age
---- 183086445
->>183073430
-It's extremely good. Just a fair warning that the show has a rotating cast of characters, each season focuses on different parts of the city of baltimore so the cast changes frequently
---- 183086512
->>183086445
-Don't over exaggerate it, every main character stays the same unless they die, they just add in new ones every season.
---- 183086565
->>183080037
-Both were some of the most boring shit in TV history
---- 183086873
->>183080965
-fuck you Mcnutty is the GOAT
---- 183086985
->>183086512
-they definitely lose focus, Prezbo is basically non-existent in season 5 and mcnulty is sidelined for 2/5 seasons
-the only character that really was around for all 5 seasons is probably bubbles
---- 183087022
->>183072710
-owned lmao
---- 183087111
->>183086512
-Many characters that were important in previous seasons either hardly exist or have their roles changed
---- 183087165
->>183086985
-Daniels and Kima and Lester and Herc and Carver never lose prominence, Bunk becomes more central as the series goes on
-McNulty sits out most of season 4 because the actor was doing a movie or whatever, which is a pretty standard thing to happen with a character for a long-running tv show
-It's really just a standard "case of the season" thing like tons of other shows, only the wire adds twice as many main and side characters each time and some of them stick around past their season
-Season 2 is the only one where that doesn't happen, but even then Beadie comes back as a recurring side character later
---- 183087221
->>183080965
-ANON! MY OFFICE NOW!!
---- 183087336
-Cutty's arc in Season 3 was kino. Scenes with him after were boring.
---- 183087380
->>183071577 (OP)
-He slayed more pussy in a week than you're going to see in your life, lol!
---- 183087456
->>183080965
-He's a great character. The only "bad" part about him is how he sometimes comes off as gary stu-ish
---- 183087498
->>183085988
-Actually that would make it easier since all transactions are recorded and public.
---- 183087502
->>183087111
-Nicky is the only main character who's a true one season wonder, besides ones who die or go to prison
-This a vastly overstated thing with the Wire, side characters move in and out, but that's basically it
-Prez isn't a recurring side character or true main character for only 1 season, which again is not irregular for television, and he also gets a significant small arc in that final season, which can't even be counted as a cameo because it's multiple scenes across an episode
---- 183087536
->>183087165
-Beadie now that was a piece of ass
---- 183087623
->>183087221
-The fuck did I do?
---- 183087640
-I'm late for soccer practice. My weekend with the boys.
---- 183087720
->>183085988
->It's the damn block chain, McNulty
-Plus, the plot would've been Stringer scammed by some Crypto Bro and then failing to have him killed.
---- 183087824
->>183087502
-Like I said, many characters have their roles changed or they hardly exist. Feel like kima is one of the best examples, she was a prominent character early on who slowly shows up less and less. Same with Daniels, who gets promoted and has his own shit to deal with that typically has nothing to do with the main plot. Carter is a side character who has his role increased as he gets more involved with different big plotlines. All of the union guys in season 2 + the greeks become completely irrelevant after that season (as far as being directly involved with the plot). 
-
-If I was autistic enough you could probably make some kind of list showing how much a character shows up season to season.
---- 183087936
->>183087824
-Right, but the point was that the cast "changes" a lot per season, something often said about the show. 
-But really it doesn't. There are shows that run in a literal anthology format for example, or even sitcoms where they kept the one main character and completely changed the supporting cast after the first season.
-It's a vastly overstated thing with the Wire, same as when people say Oz has ass rape in every episode, or when people act like "gabbagool" is the catchphrase of the Sopranos when it's maybe six times in the whole show.
---- 183087990
->>183087720
->Avon where's Slim at? We need to GET this Sergey cracker, I put half our real estate holdings into this LINK shit. These frog motherfuckers on the internet be misrepresenting this business opportunity. Shit's inelastic as fuck
->String I fucking told you getting your stupid ass a computer was a bad idea
---- 183088115
->>183087936
-The cast does change. Characters get more or less screen time, which changes the dynamic of the show as it tries to highlight different parts of baltimore. Just because kima shows up for 2 scenes in a season doesn't mean the "cast didn't change"
---- 183088200
->>183088115
-Did you want to switch this discussion to single examples when it was clearly a broad statement that doesn't truly apply?
-Kima is a main character for most of the show.
-McNulty is a main character for most of the show.
-Already the argument that the cast is on some kind of constant rotation falls apart. Nothing about the Wire's roster of characters is unique other than arguably the amount of them, but even that isn't that irregular for the standard HBO had set at the time.
---- 183088258
->>183087990
->Slim: Yo, I toldchu that that computer shit wasnt g
---- 183088557
->>183078468
-Then he wouldn't have made Generation Kill.
---- 183088680
->>183074251
-And the other threads been stepped on so much the fiends ain't even coming to this board anymore
---- 183088700
-lmao at kima telling mayor-elect carcetti to fuck off and make a new pot of coffee when he finished it
---- 183088731
->>183088200
->Kima is a main character for most of the show.
-No she isn't. She's a main character for less than half the show.
---- 183088795
->>183088731
-You're gonna need to break down how her being in most episodes of most of the seasons adds up to what you just described
---- 183089173
->>183072843
-They’re greatly over represented due to frequently being molested by the constant rotation of their single mothers boyfriends. Few discuss this. It’s why they go apoplectic over even the misperceived accusation of being gay. Very touchy subjects for these DL niggas.
---- 183089256
->>183073430
-never heard of it
---- 183089295
->>183073430
-One of the only american shows in existence that manages to maintain quality from start to finish.
---- 183089558
->>183071577 (OP)
-what did prop joe mean by this
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyewqmAKHto [Embed]
---- 183089628
->>183076098
->Hamsterdam is a real thing in shitholes outside of the United States
-It's a real thing in America. Kensington in Philly has been this way for many years.
---- 183089672
->>183074360
-Every non-american on the wire sucks at doing an american accent. Mcnulty sounds like hes holding back vomit in all his scenes
---- 183089688
->>183085988
->PUBLIC LEDGER
-ROFLMFAO
---- 183089739
->>183075021
-There was definitely some jewish nepotism going on with that actress. Way too many people in the show act like shes hot
---- 183089848
-whats your fav name they gave to the drugs? for me its wmd
---- 183089929
->>183089739
-she's a slampig
---- 183089976
->Yo, who Young Leek be?
---- 183090062
->>183073430
-It's a show that explores the rotten core of Baltimore, it's good but the niggers lovers saying it's the best thing ever are just nigger worshipping amerimutts
---- 183090095
->>183089848
->i got dat george bush 
->got dat osama b
---- 183090124
->>183089848
->Get your WMD! It's the bomb!
-spiderbags was also good
---- 183090181
->>183073430
-Its entertaining, but theres a lot of retarded shit and bad writing in it.
---- 183090448
->>183089672
-That's how Baltimore people sound
---- 183090528
-lmao at Rawls throwing Burrell under the bus while reeing about affirmative action
-I didn't expect that
---- 183090569
->>183073430
-I can't think of another show that's better, including all the other shows mentioned in this thread
---- 183090606
->>183072710
->nah, just got more fierce
-
-Mobsters during prohibition did things that come close to modern Mexican cartells, I would take getting shot in the back of the head on some corner over being flayed or burnt from the waist up.
---- 183090851
-Carcetti should've fucked that hot black chick who kept giving him shit
---- 183090870
-The gangster side of the show went tits up when they replaced the comfy kino Barksdale crew with Marlo and his goons.
---- 183090974
->>183090870
-at least Slim killed Cheese
-Marlo and Cheese doing Joe after Joe showed both of them the ropes was peak degeneracy
-season 3 with the co-op and bodie's smaller crew in season 4 were peak comfy
---- 183091316
->>183084466
-they kill the security guard witness who lied about D's murder in the very first episode. its one of the reasons mcnulty uses to get the team formed in s1.
---- 183091323
->>183090974
->Marlo and Cheese doing Joe after Joe showed both of them the ropes was peak degeneracy
-wasn't that the point? They do that in mafia media as well, the whole kids have no honor, no code, game done changed
---- 183091424
->>183091323
-for sure, I just wanted the comfy times to go on
-prop joe should've hired brother mouzone to take out the entire marlo organization
---- 183091448
->>183090974
-I'll never understand why this fat retard was so eager to bend over for Marlo, lay the red carpet out for him, and show him EVERYTHING. Joe was likeable but him not being able to see Marlo for the soulless sociopath he is and making himself utterly replaceable makes Joe look like the biggest fattest retard on the show
---- 183091522
->>183090448
-White baltimore people sound like that principle lady from season 4. McNulty doesn't talk anything like that, if anything it sounds like hes trying to do a boston accent.
---- 183091552
->>183091448
-joe is just too agreeable, he's always looking for negotiations and doesn't understand using force or violence as well as barksdale did
-sociopaths totally destroy people like that, it's kind of hard to imagine how joe even came out on top on the east side. Maybe it was entirely due to the greek's product just being better
---- 183091574
->>183091448
-because the co-op reducing the violence was good for business and he saw marlo as young, smart and volatile and Joe thought if he brought him in marlo would see their new way of doing things. but marlo didn't care all about the money he wanted the power too.
---- 183091687
->>183091448
-Not to mention whining to String for fighting with Marlo for a whole season even though Marlo was obviously the aggressor. Honestly that might be the worst writing in the show. It would be in everyone's best interest to kill some outsider that refuses to be reasoned with and is aggressively taking over the city, but because Marlo has to be the big bad villain everyone turns into absolute retards.
---- 183091776
-this show always seemed like it was for the breaking bad crowd (or the other way around)
-middle-class idiots who think criminals are way cooler than they really are
-wait till you normal well-adjusted people find out they're just retarded murderers
---- 183091807
->>183091776
-murder is cool
---- 183091823
->>183091776
-*nods respectfully towards you*
-Aye. True intellectuals watch Dexter.
---- 183091847
->>183091776
-There's a little of both
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ5aIvjNgao [Embed]
---- 183091951
->>183091448
-I always got the vibe, he was frightened of him.
---- 183092185
->>183091776
->middle-class idiots who think criminals are way cooler than they really are
-this is a really bad read of the show and desu it seems like you probably haven't watched it
---- 183092254
->>183072844
-Cutty didn't hear the kids talking shit about him. He was just trying to connect with them in some way because he's a dumb as fuck convict who had no idea how to integrate. His entire storyarc is him trying to figure out wtf to do to make his thing work.
->boys like girls
->men like women
->1+1, surely this will make it easier to connect with a promising potential student
-Only problem is that Mike was a headcase who got touched by his stepdad, and anyone who has that kind of trauma hates being touched by people. Cutty tried a few times to just seem like a "cool dude", a father figure, a bad ass former con, etc etc, anything he could to make it work, he just didn't realize he was playing a losing game with Mike, who saw all of these as questionable advances because he has serious trust issues - he has no faith in "grownups".
---- 183092313
->>183092185
-oh so it's an epic nigger criminal show written by a jew about how epic and innocent niggers are? and how they just want to get out of le hood epic style?
---- 183092381
->>183091316
->snitch
-part of the game
---- 183092383
->>183092313
-no, it's almost a documentary - most subjects are treated fairly and most characters aren't 1 dimensional like that
---- 183092400
->>183073430
-Yes absolutely. Anyone that tells you that the second season is skippable is either a liar or just doesn't get the show.
---- 183092472
->>183092400
-to be fair it seems just like a cop show (a really good one though) in season 1, it's not until season 4 that a lot of people realize what the show is actually about and thats why season 2 rewatches are so good
---- 183092623
->>183073950
-Which David hates his fans more?
-
-Chase or Simon?
---- 183092659
->>183091776
-Well I couldn't make it through 2 eps of BB it's so fucking poor, yet I've watched TW probably 5 times through, and S1+2 a few extra times
---- 183092684
->>183078971
-that show was good but how they managed the timelines was a mess
---- 183092763
->>183091522
-That's how a lot of bri'ish actors sound, people just don't realize it. It's where the extra R's come from in the upstate NY/Mass accent. "Warsh" your hands, etc.
---- 183092804
->>183079162
-kek
---- 183092889
-what happened with Bodie brother?
---- 183093236
->>183071577 (OP)
-Why did they add this retarded fucking cartoon character to the show?
---- 183093286
->>183090870
-it's the point
-
-the game simply changed
---- 183093288
->>183071577 (OP)
-When I finish a season or a show and I'm curious what people think I usually look up clips on youtube to see what people say and I have to say the wire has to have one of the most obnoxious fanbases filled with pseuds.
---- 183093329
->>183078255
-At first I respected your take, different strokes and all but now I realize you're just a retard.
---- 183093360
->>183090606
->Mobsters during prohibition did things that come close to modern Mexican cartells
-The mobsters with conspiciously-large noses, yes.
---- 183093423
->>183083937
-Boardwalk empore was solid at first, deadwood was kino but was cancelled, Band of brothers, generation kill
---- 183093464
->>183074008
-I got this recommended when watching a bunch of wire clips and had a laugh
---- 183093532
->>183074295
-Well they do listen to Americans speak constantly so.
---- 183093558
->>183074510
->WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDEN
---- 183093560
->>183093236
-He was based on this portrait of the man who shot Biggie Smalls. It would have been better if he was just a ruthless nigger who also dressed goofy and maybe had a few quirks. A shame they went full retard with the character.
---- 183093567
->>183092623
-Chase greenlit Many Saints so probably him
-Simon knows that a true Wire revisit would be shit so he's saving us from that
---- 183093605
->>183092889
-he was killed offscreen before the series starts, probably on the corners
-
->>183093236
-they just wanted a way to include that joke about a chinese cemetary
---- 183093641
->>183075045
-This, he comes off as way too autistic to have any sexuality whatsoever.
---- 183093654
->>183093236
->It's a villain team-up episode
---- 183093674
->>183093423
->Boardwalk empore was solid at first
-I liked seasons 1 and 2, it kinda just meanders after that and makes me think they didn't really have a plan for the series once Jimmy died
-they should've dropped Nucky as the main character and switched to Capone way earlier
-Van Alden was fucking based all the way through though, only redeeming part of the last few seasons
---- 183093693
-The Wire is reddit
---- 183093694
->>183093654
-Is it true that the guy omar is based off actually jumped off an even taller building IRL?
---- 183093718
->>183093654
->a literal nation of islam agent and a literal fag set aside their massive differences to team up to kill Stringer
-bet he regrets all his book learning at community college now
---- 183093834
->>183078971
-That show was kino except for the parts where the civil rights lawyer and the criminology professor perform sociology of crime 101 as stilted conversations that no two professionals ought to engage in.
---- 183093870
->>183072843
-No I'm not bisexual, you just bbc in ya ass don't you?
---- 183093935
->>183090870
-That was the entire point. A new generation of even more sociopathic criminals take over.
---- 183093997
-He won.
---- 183094056
-Favourite scenes? This one still cracks me up
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y3TB3TIbyM [Embed]
---- 183094140
->>183094056
->>183079701
->>183089558
-
-also this
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rWuJ3eD6Qc [Embed]
---- 183094210
-who are all the gay characters on this show?
-Omar
-Cutty
-Brandon
-Renaldo
-Brandon
-Dante
-Kima
-Cheryl
-Rawls
-Devar
-Did I miss anyone?
---- 183094324
->>183094056
->>183094140
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg13hyfm2Ik [Embed]
-
-I really, really hope this scene is based on a true story.
---- 183094423
->>183093558
-under fucking rated

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---- 183073460
-Why is Disney STILL trying to hard to push pozzed bullshit even though it is clearly bad for business?
-
-Its a publicly traded company, how are the shareholders not seething?
---- 183073471
->>183073460 (OP)
-EGS bucks
---- 183073528
->>183073460 (OP)
-solid demographic research confirms that there is more POTENTIAL money to be made in appealing to women and black people, as opposed to lower-income seething white males. 
-
-i.e. they explain a given "woke" movie bombing as the result of something other than it being woke.
---- 183073551
->>183073460 (OP)
-Blackrock funds disney and gives them ESG money to push propaganda. Mossad-owned Blackrock is trying to socially engineer culture through entertainment but the audience is just not accepting it anymore
---- 183073563
-Its not about money, its about sending a message
---- 183073597
->>183073460 (OP)
-because you're schizo and imagine that everything is some sort of move against you.
-pro tip: nobody gives a single shit about you and there's no "pozzed bullshit" or whatever. your brain is so fucking messed up from reading schizo forums that you cannot separate real life from your fantasy world that you've created in your head where everything is allegedly attacking you specifically.
---- 183073617
-Show me where it is bad for business without pointing to stock prices (not an actual metric of a company's financial strength)
-The fact of the matter is that Disney is at the most hegemonic it has been in the last century. 
-Chuds are constantly trapped in this strange ambivalence where "pozzed bullshit" both doesn't sell because no one watches it but it's also a huge threat to western civilization because it will program everyone. Both can't be true and yet here we are thread after thread
---- 183073630
->>183073597
-this is an actual Jew that is panicked people are noticing
---- 183073744
->>183073597
-And you likely ignored all major signs that you've given up your soul just so you can consume and coom. The enemy is always against you, targeting specifically you, because you are the one, even you, yes YOU. You are the true one, and the balance restored is always your actions (be it little effort or what have you) finishing a time and place, let it be of truth.
---- 183073804
->>183073744
->t. would gladly sacrifice everything in the world to "comsoom" these same shitty kids movies but only if they were an all white cast
---- 183073811
->>183073617
->stock priced are not indicative of a companys financial strength
-Lol. Lmao even. Anyway, here are two other metrics.
---- 183073869
->>183073617
->my two strawman arguments BOTH come from the same individuals!! 
-Or maybe the real arguments are:
-1. No one is seeing disneys pozzed trash, and
-2. Disney making pozzed trash is bad for long term business and normies, parents in particular, think putting weird politics and butt stuff in childrens entertainment is inappropriate and brand damaging in the long run, which is why position number 1 happens.
---- 183073876
->>183073804
-A man owns nothing, a man needs nothing but time and truth and ultimately, love. Find yourself anon, you are the answer.
---- 183074018
->>183073617
->Followers of fascist movements must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.
-Just chuds following their /pol/gramming
---- 183074060
->>183073597
-Jews are more prone to schizophrenia than any other ethnic group due to shtetl inbreeding.
---- 183074071
->>183074018
->projection 
->samefagging
-Lmao
---- 183074097
->>183074060
-See >>183074018
->Jews are genetically weak and thus prone to schizophrenia at greater rates than other peoples BUT they are also insidiously in control of the entire world's media
---- 183074121
->>183074097
-How are these two views mutually exclusive, you retarded freak?
---- 183074125
->>183073528
-i’m rich and white you should try a less rigid and strawmanny premise for your shitty ignorant bait posts
---- 183074147
->>183073597
->>183073617
->>183073804
->>183074018
->>183074097
-why are the only people ever getting mad are the ones defending it?
---- 183074153
->>183074071
->trannies are mentally unhinged ugly unpassable weirdos that kill themselves BUT they're also one of the biggest threats to western civilization and are literally everywhere
---- 183074160
->>183074097
-Correct. Anything else?
---- 183074175
->>183074153
-yes what part don’t you understand
---- 183074193
->>183074153
-Yeah?
---- 183074210
->>183074153
-Yep
---- 183074235
->>183074121
->>183074160
->>183074175
->>183074193
->>183074210
-weaponized cognitive dissonance. I hope the ivan that programmed all the /pol/bots got a raise
---- 183074279
->>183074153
->chuds are all fat incel losers in their moms' basements who will never do anything BUT they're also the biggest threat to our democracy, are nazi terrorists AND le did a heckin insurrection
---- 183074280
->>183074147
-They don't know enough about themselves and simply refuse the journey (of self). Not kidding, i am jealous in a sense that my mind won't allow me to just follow instructions, we really must pay attention to the clichés, ignorance is bliss. To live a life filled with the riches of God but also fully knowing the enemy is aware and winning is truly an impossible task. Howbeit, we shall continue brother, to build ourselves and the future. Even through death, i will speak the truth, and the truth is you gotta love yourself, because there is no choice, just context of self.
---- 183074313
->>183074235
-literal bot post, just spitting out random buzzwords
---- 183074315
->>183074235
-i love how you just gave up lmao
-feels like i got a kill in a game
---- 183074324
->>183074279
-Exactly. The shitlib troon in this thread, as ever, is the one projecting their cognitive dissonance onto their perceived enemies
---- 183074336
->>183074279
->chuds are all fat incel losers in their moms' basements who will never do anything
-Yes
->biggest threat to our democracy
-No
->are nazi terrorists
-No, just virgin shooters sometimes
->le did a heckin insurrection
-No, you failed to do a heckin insurrection
---- 183074365
->>183073460 (OP)
-Corporate executives are not purely rational actors. Many are mind-numbingly dumb and shortsighted.
---- 183074372
->>183074336
-uhh yeah we get it you watch cnn
---- 183074377
->>183074336
-Then why do you care about them so much and why are they considered the largest threat to national security by the US and EU govts? Justify these two mutually exclusive positions retard
---- 183074380
->>183074313
->>183074315
->no actual reply
->I w-win haha, it's like I g-got a f-frag kek
->b-bot post
---- 183074384
->>183074336
-More leftist projection. When's your next Fox News interview?
---- 183074403
->More leftist projection. When's your next Fox News interview?
---- 183074408
->>183074380
-Stop shooting up schools you dysgenic freak.
---- 183074433
->>183073460 (OP)
-The bigger the machine, the longer it takes to turn it around.
---- 183074439
->>183074403
-This is (You).
---- 183074446
->>183073811
-There is a recession. The only evidence you can post is viewership numbers, they keep going up and all these streaming services are pushing woke shit but nobody is unsubscribing.
---- 183074447
->>183074403
-Lmao full bot swarm activated
---- 183074457
-if anybody is wondering where this spam is coming from
-it’s because he’s mad people are noticing
---- 183074466
->This is (You).
---- 183074491
->>183073460 (OP)
-
-I don't buy the ESG narrative wholely, if they truly control the money printer then what is stopping them from giving Disney 1 trillion dollars for maximum pozzed shit. I think they factor but not as much as people think.
-
-I think the pozzed content from Disney is a combination of out-of-touch execs, SJW-infested creative and HR dept, and marketing dept massaging numbers to look good. In other words, corporate culture prevents Disney from seeing reality.
---- 183074494
->yet another electiontourists getting enraged at phantoms and trolls thread
---- 183074495
->>183074446
->5.5BILLION is normal for a recession
-HAHAHAHAHA
---- 183074498
->>183074457
-If you're drawing fire that means you're on target.
---- 183074517
->>183074466
-This is what (You) look like.
-This is what (You) say.
-This is what (You) do.
---- 183074526
->>183074498
->If you're drawing fire that means you're on target.
->getting trolled on 4chan for being dumb means you're right
---- 183074539
->>183074494
---- 183074551
->>183074517
->more falseflag shit from chuds
-You guys need to start making it less obvious, you won't be getting any new recruits with such obvious bait
---- 183074555
->>183073597
->ur a schizo
-yeah schizos have been right about everything, meanwhile the stench of filth and lies coming off the likes of you can no longer be hidden.
---- 183074566
->>183074555
-Based boomer trips of truth
---- 183074581
->>183074539
->someone entered a thread and told me he doesn't like something I like. How could this be happening to me??
---- 183074592
->>183074551
-Stop shooting up schools and murdering children just because you will never be the opposite gender, you insane freak.
---- 183074596
->>183074581
-Youre dumber than the troon
---- 183074598
->>183073460 (OP)
-You must understand that it is a Satanic agenda.
---- 183074603
->>183074581
-virgin headcanon
---- 183074641
->Stop shooting up schools and murdering children just because you will never be the opposite gender, you insane freak.
---- 183074666
->>183073744
-You retards vote to give Disney's CEO tax cuts. You're literally the most cucked seething morons on the planet
---- 183074678
->>183074495
-For a company as massive as Disney, yeah. You’re not so good at this, huh?
---- 183074687
->>183073460 (OP)
-They think 20 years ahead of you
---- 183074704
->>183073460 (OP)
-So yeah, anyway as you can see from this thread. Disney is hiring leftist freaks who think perpetuating their bizarre judaic ideology is more important than making money, and they think ESG money will always be there for them. Plus, Bob Iger is a truly retarded, schizophrenic jewish manlet who thinks his position as CEO of Disney is tantamount to being the Minister of Culture
---- 183074709
->>183074666
-but that was to own the libs so it's ok
---- 183074713
->>183074491
->I think the pozzed content from Disney is a combination of out-of-touch execs, SJW-infested creative and HR dept, and marketing dept massaging numbers to look good. In other words, corporate culture prevents Disney from seeing reality.
-
-I work in corporate unfortunately. This is what it is.
---- 183074716
-It's not just a legal or moral question. First and foremost it is a spiritual question.
-https://youtu.be/BxCVq9JL9bg [Embed]
---- 183074748
->>183074678
->babby who thinks shaving 5.5b and 7000 employees is normal during any recession thinks hes in charge of calling anyone else dumb
---- 183074817
-The covid vaccine is part of a satanic transhumanist agenda.
-https://youtu.be/7kJytiN4f8s [Embed]
---- 183074821
->>183074491
-i think you hit the nail on the head.
---- 183074843
->>183074748
->I can’t comprehend big numbers so I rely on feelings instead
-You’re indistinguishable from leftist scum.
---- 183074908
->>183074843
-Literally what you are doing but sure fren. Look up the box office of the last 20 disney releases compared to their budgets and get back to me faggot
---- 183074918
-We can see the economic system of the Antichrist being set up.
-https://youtu.be/oUqE0J0aUFM [Embed]
---- 183074965
->>183074748
-Disney has 30,000 more employees than it did in 2021. their market cap is 200 billion, cutting 3% of that in costs is nothing. You’re a fucking retard.
---- 183075000
->>183074908
-They had 87B revenue last year, the most they've had in the past 5 years, and their market share is continuing to grow.
---- 183075005
->>183074965
->3% of 200 billion is nothing
-This is how I *know* you know nothing about big corporations retard
---- 183075034
->>183075005
->t. fincel high school drop out
---- 183075044
->>183073460 (OP)
-Because they don’t need our money. They’re playing a shell game. 
->make crap to boost their ESG scores
->release crap to streaming service to hide low ratings
->report inflated budgets to report as tax loss to protect other actual profits
->their stock value remains steady or increases because of their ESG score
->ESG score also increases their borrowing power
-They don’t care if nobody watches. It’s all a scam now.
---- 183075046
->>183075005
-Dude, you’ve already been btfo, it’s time to stop.
---- 183075075
->>183075000
->>183074965
->anon points out an incredible drop in disneys production budget and record layoffs
->mouse lawyers suddenly show up out of nowhere
---- 183075092
->>183075005
-You seem to think they list that money or something. They said they were cutting costs by 5 billion. This is mostly just a signal to investors that they are preparing for the recession, as are the layoffs. Is this your first foray into the world of business?
---- 183075094
-You can bicker all day long about money and market shares and finance and what not.
-But the fact remains that Disney is serving a demonic agenda.
-https://youtu.be/0SbFzvTKTzM [Embed]
---- 183075113
->>183075046
->>183075034
->>183075000
->>183074965
->Mickey Defense Force tries to downplay record budget cuts and layoffs
-Top kek they do it for free
---- 183075135
->JIDF kike kvetching yet again
-seriously do you spend every waking moment on /tv/?
-and you're calling others losers?
---- 183075145
->>183075092
-Speaking of investors, post the stock price pal
---- 183075157
->>183075113
->be an absolute dumbfuck who is wrong about what they're talking about
->get corrected by multiple anons
->muh m-mickey defense f-force
---- 183075175
->>183075075
->>183075113
-wtf it’s real 
-they even use tryhard wannabe “4channel” reaction pics to try and fit in
---- 183075176
->>183075075
->record layoffs
->7000 vs the 32000 in 2021
-Lol ok, Mr businessman.
---- 183075184
->>183075145
->muh stock price
-Do fincels even?
---- 183075195
->>183075157
->multiple anons
-Sure, samefag. Keep doing that Common Core financial math, that's why disney is doing so well right now!
---- 183075223
->>183075175
-Yup. It’s pretty sad. You should see the shilling that goes on in /trek/ threads from Paramount shills. Shit’s crazy.
---- 183075228
->>183075175
-I wonder if they hired some retarded NEET here to make them or they had some "researcher" do it, kek
---- 183075231
->>183075175
->won't post pic because he's using an iphone
->l-look at all these t-tryhard reaction "pics"
---- 183075259
->>183075231
-Based mouse defence force BTFOer
->j-just two more weeks until we flatten the losses, m-mousebros!
---- 183075316
->>183075228
-They clear it with test audiences of actual 4chan users first to make sure they get the most authentic yet sanitary reaction images possible
---- 183075320
->>183075259
->still no images
-Shouldn't you be celebrating easter, Ivan?
---- 183075337
-A prophecy foretelling the covid "vaccine" years before covid happened.
-https://youtu.be/h-12i4mIBco [Embed]
---- 183075356
->>183075320
-See
->>183075316
-Its like they come straight out of giphy
---- 183075400
->>183075356
-quit samefagging to try and bait me into posting bannable images an post an image yourself Ivan, I want to see your iphone filename
---- 183075401
->>183075356
-LMAO wtf
---- 183075434
->>183075400
->ivan
-shill bot confirmed
---- 183075443
->>183073460 (OP)
-see
->>183073563
-this, they already have all the shekels they'll ever need
-It's about indoctrination at this point
---- 183075457
->>183073460 (OP)
->OP asks reasonable discussion topic question
->thread gets derailed almost immediately
-Why is Yidsney so concerned with what the ~13 posters and few dozen bots on this website think?
---- 183075460
->average recession is a 3% hit on economy
->Disney reduces costs by 3% heading into recession
-WE WON! THE CULTURE WAR IS OVER! ALL THOSE MASSES OF CONSUMERS HAVE SPOKEN!
---- 183075462
->>183075434
->still no image
---- 183075502
->>183075460
->mouse defense force post completely out of context and out of nowhere
-We got too obvious disneybros
---- 183075524
-A prophecy foretold that in the last days, many of the so-called "Christian" churches will support homosexuality and feminism and other perversions.
-That is happening now.
---- 183075553
->>183075502
->out of context
-Are you actually retarded?
---- 183075616
->>183075524
-Where in the Bible is this prophecy?
---- 183075635
->>183075553
-me when i’m retarded and exposed
---- 183075650
->>183074641
->KikeNN
-remember the capitol building would have turned into a full war zone if it was niggers and antifa troons
---- 183075659
->>183075553
-Exposed retard
---- 183075708
->>183075654
-Why would Doreen do that?
---- 183075715
-A lecture on the Synagogue of Satan by Fr. Peter Heers
-https://www.youtube.com/live/8burn-GUnh8?feature=share
---- 183075788
->Why would Doreen do that?
-every time kek
---- 183075811
->>183075460
->a new start
->ANUS TART
-You have to wonder if these things are an accident or on purpose. Friend of mine used to game with the screenname “bustycoon.” People would rage at him about how racist it was, and he’d reply, “Uh…. I own a bus company. What is racist about bus tycoon???” It was great, lul.
---- 183075834
-If you know a little bit about Marxism and Satanism then you might have a clue. Destruction is the end goal. If you look at Hong Kong, you're looking at Hollywood in fast forward.
---- 183075869
->>183073460 (OP)
-Has anyone else noticed that shills in last few weeks got waaaaaay more aggressive? What is up with that? They also seem way more clueless for some reason.
---- 183075930
->>183075869
-There are unironic Chinese shills on this board and the website in general. Amazing really considering what a waste of time it all is.
---- 183075969
->>183075869
-Disney is as disney does
---- 183075975
->>183073460 (OP)
-People with brains and talent don't participate in this society. You think their writers are choosing to do this? It's the best they can do.
-
-Think about how completely brainless or sociopathic you need to be to make the slop you describe. It's not easy. It is natural to the unnatural though, it's their only option in fact.
---- 183075992
->>183075869
-people are becoming more redpilled and it scares them
-the angrier they get tho the more people notice LOL
---- 183076001
->meanwhile in reality, current year
---- 183076130
->>183073460 (OP)
->Its a publicly traded company, how are the shareholders not seething?
-Money is fake and gay.
-
->>183073471
-Correct.
-
-Look at something like Activision Blizzard. They are completely moribund after going 100% tranny-woke-faggot-nigger. Are they going to suffer any consequences? No, they are going to get bought out by Microsoft. Who will then repeat the cycle.
-
-Too big to fail just gets bigger and more of a failure. Also
-
->this thread
---- 183076265
->>183073460 (OP)
->even though it is clearly bad for business?
-Why do young male NEETs who pirate everything act like they should be the default target demographic for every business? Disney isn't making any money off of you torrenting the latest capeshit so that you can shit on how you're so much smarter than the people who paid to see it on 4channel. 
-
-What they do make money off of is black people taking their families to Black Panther, women seeing Captain Marvel, and moms getting D+ subscriptions so their kids can watch black mermaids sing while they drink wine in the bathtub. 
-
-The chud demographic doesn't represent the American consumer at large. The inability to reconcile this fact with the idea that "Woke shit doesn't sell!" tells you that people who push it rarely get out into the actual world.
---- 183076334
->>183073460 (OP)
-The shareholders are seething, there’s audio from the last earnings call with Iger and half of them lied about their questions to haul him over the coals for the wokeness. He just doubled down.
---- 183076338
->>183073597
->Go on Disney plus
->It's nothing but pozzed and diverse shit
->Somehow I'm the bad guy for noticing
-
-You talk like a tranny
---- 183076382
->>183074097
-It's afraid
---- 183076388
->>183073460 (OP)
-The entire economy is centrally planned because Wall Street is the true government. If you refuse to eat the goyslop, they'll eventually just replace you with a better goy.
---- 183076404
->>183075869
-The ones for final fantasy and diablo are for sure.
---- 183076496
->>183076338
->go on disney plus
->it has literally the entire Disney backlog minus Song of the South
-Whether you think "wokeness" started in 2008 or 2016 or whatever is in your head, there should be thousands of hours of stuff that you'd find "acceptable." But you don't actually have Disney plus, you're pretending to so that you can be mad about TV on the internet.
---- 183076501
->>183074147
-NPC behavior. I see it my with my parents. They do nothing but watch CNN and post on Facebook. Here's how gone they are, during the trump presidency a few of my other family members voted for trump, and my parents attacked them just vile and disturbing things they said to them completely unprovoked. Just attacked them. Now all these years later my parents are confused why NOBODY in the family wants anything to do with them and don't invite them to family gatherings or coerce with them. And when I attempted to point out well you attacked them for no reason I got a "oh anon it's not that big a deal" they're completely gone mentally while they tap themselves on the back saying what good people they are.
---- 183076570
->>183074279
->"It was worse than 9/11!! It was a coup!! Yes the only person who was killed was a trump supporter and yes none of the rioters fired guns or shot anyone, did I mention worse than 9/11?"
---- 183076596
->>183074324
-Troons are raging because even normies now recognize them as a threat since they go crazy and kill children for fun.
---- 183076628
->>183074446
->Streaming service says it's streaming service is the best and most popular streaming service
---- 183076660
->>183076501
-I deleted Facebook early 2016 over this shit. It was INSANE how vicious Hillary voters became. I saw children blocking their parents, lots of family blocking each other, life-long friends blocking each other, and saw really strong (I thought, anyway) love relationships broken. Hell the guy I was dating at the time, who I had A LOT in common with, dumped me over Trump. Just said something like, “I just don’t know who you are anymore” and split. Then later he’s mouthing around behind my back about how much he misses me and how I won’t take his calls, like he didn’t do anything. Weird, weird, weird.
---- 183076693
->>183074539
-I've never understood this logic and I see it 24/7 here. I don't like raisins, I don't go to a board of pro raisin people and start shitting my pants. I don't get the logic? And I know it's mostly redditors shocked people don't think like them.
---- 183076700
->>183073460 (OP)
-Because the itself company has been pozzed. Asking Woke to not push pozzed in movies is like asking Christians to not push Christianity in their movies; ot goes against their religion
---- 183076727
->>183074641
->Last few mass shootings have been a black neet and tranny
->LOOK OUT FOR THOSE DAMN WHITES
---- 183076748
->>183073617
->The fact of the matter is that Disney is at the most hegemonic it has been in the last century.
-
-Pride cometh before the fall.
-
-Also, Mario is crushing the latest disney movies
---- 183076760
->>183074704
-Don't worry I'm sure that rey trilogy they just announced will put asses in seats
---- 183076815
->>183075223
->You should see the shilling that goes on in /trek/ threads from Paramount shills
-more like you should see the shilling they do all over 4chan
-count the designated trek threads on /wsg/ and even one on /hr/
-paramount is a disease
---- 183076816
->>183074713
-Just say women anon, we know who instigates all these problems in the world
---- 183076860
->>183074965
-And they do it for free how pathetic. Sorry nobody watched Hawaiian girl boss Dougie Bowser, and nobody watched she hulk or girl Hawkeye either but keep investing in woke trash because a black lesbian is your boss.
---- 183076898
->>183074446
-Entertainment has historically been unaffected by recession because its a "
-cheap "luxury"
-
->The theatrical movie business has long proved to be unusually resilient when it comes to economic downturns. In fact, over the last eight recessions, the box office has increased six times and admissions have gone up five times.
-
-https://variety.com/2022/biz/news/recession-inflation-impact-on-hollywood-movies-tv-1235415036/
---- 183076899
->>183075157
-But but but Disney said Disney is super cool and popular and totally makes lots of money why would Disney lie about Disney?
---- 183076910
->>183074403
-You tried so hard to meme and it boomeranged so badly for you.
---- 183076946
->You tried so hard to meme and it boomeranged so badly for you.
---- 183076948
->>183074641
---- 183076967
->>183075869
-The safe space is collapsing, reality is seeping in and as we know lefties and troons can't stand facts, logic or reality it triggers them hard.
---- 183076970
->>183073528
->solid demographic research confirms that there is more POTENTIAL money to be made in appealing to women and black people
-No it doesn't.
---- 183076984
->>183076816
-It's not just women. Corporate executives are still mostly men. They are just Nietzsche's "last man" type. They have no values, no principles, no other desire than to make money.
---- 183076988
->post a single chud
->get multiple seething (You)s
---- 183077007
->>183076496
->Your reality is wrong my illusions are correct and good
-
-Go kill some more kids tranny
---- 183077016
->>183076984
->They have no values, no principles, no other desire than to make money.
->t. chudcel who vehemently defends laissez faire capitalism
---- 183077023
->>183073460 (OP)
-Larry Fink investments.
---- 183077052
->>183077016
->>t. chudcel who vehemently defends laissez faire capitalism
-
-You are a drooling imbecile.
---- 183077072
->>183076946
-Still cant meme after all those bucks from klaus.
->Sad! Many such cases
---- 183077074
->>183076898
-you seem to forget disney does other things. Like a few little parks here and there. I hear they arent exactly cheap. Also lmao at fucking variety.
---- 183077091
->>183076660
-Are you me? Same shit. I'd get on Facebook and it was family and friends going for each other's throats. Deleted my Facebook and haven't had ANY social media sense. I will say this in my experiences as someone who doesn't give a shit about politics. Right leaning people tend to keep to themselves, but the left leaning are loud, angry, and Vicious while telling everyone how good they are. My whole family turned their back on my parents (including left leaning members of my family) for how evil and cruel the shit they were saying was.
---- 183077115
->Still cant meme after all those bucks from klaus.
->>Sad! Many such cases
---- 183077124
->>183075834
-Taken over by communists and the inhabitants replaced by party-approved automans?
---- 183077179
->>183077074
-Do a litttle reseqrch before pushing cope
-
-https://www.disneydining.com/disney-layoffs-to-affect-disney-world-and-disneyland-bb1/
---- 183077194
->>183077007
-You realize that what content is and isn't available to stream on disney plus is independently verifiable, right? That's reality. "Pozzed" on the other hand, is a subjective descriptor that in reality means "offends your fragile sensibilities."
---- 183077207
->>183077091
-Sounds weird desu. My family are pretty much all conservatives (except I have one aunt who is liberal but she's relatively not that bad about it compared to many liberals)
---- 183077214
->>183077091
->haven't had ANY social media sense
->sense
-Jesus. and where the fuck do you think you are?
---- 183077216
->>183076727
-The most recent mass shooting, the one at the bank, was perpetuated by an actual chad.
---- 183077249
->>183077179
-Are you retarded? That was my exact argument, fucking illiterate zoomer.
---- 183077267
->>183077194
-Nive try but everyone knows what pozzed means
-
-LGBTQ
-Forced diversity
-White le bad
-Patriarchy le bad
-Subvert male heros for stronk women
-
-Your side has become the evangelicals of the 90s
---- 183077281
->>183077194
->>183077214
->>183077216
->When they resort to same fagging after getting destroyed
-
-Everytime
---- 183077297
->>183077249
-Are disney parks laying off or arent they anon?
---- 183077304
->>183077267
->everyone knows what pozzed means
-Go outside and ask someone on the sidewalk what "pozzed" means.
---- 183077318
->>183077207
-It was so disturbing to watch my parents turn on life long friends and family simply for not voting how they wanted, it was sad. And seeing them literally with no friends and no family confused as to why and how this happened is even more pathetic.
---- 183077326
->>183077304
-ok i just did and he knew
---- 183077368
->>183077281
->posts made seconds apart
->"They're all the same person!"
-You're a special sort of stupid
---- 183077369
->>183073528
-Retardedest take.
---- 183077384
->>183073460 (OP)
-Socially, how are shareholders going to disagree? They are not allowed to.
---- 183077416
->>183073460 (OP)
-the real question is how is /tv/ STILL #madatmort?
---- 183077477
->>183077368
-And you will never be a woman, it's a win win
---- 183077557
->>183077091
-Well I ain’t you but the EXACT same experience. I always preferred 4chan anyway, but did the social media thing because it was expected. I have no social media and no plans to create anything in the future. My real friends pick up the phone and call me.
---- 183077605
->>183077465
-where’s the fappening
---- 183077708
-holy shit this thread is unironically swarming with kike shills
---- 183077717
->>183077557
-I knew some people who seemed to be reasonable, normal people who turned into the most hysterical, deranged lunatics you can imagine in 2016 when Trump won. They seemed like they went from level headed, intelligent people to insane freaks screeching about Nazis and Russian bots.
-It was really weird. One of them was previously not even a liberal. He was a boomer Republican Catholic but he jumped on the "never Trump" bandwagon for some reason. I think he is very conformist and wanted to be perceived as "on the right side" by the liberals.
---- 183077740
->Russian Shills and Brainwashed Chudlets Projecting at Anons: The Thread
---- 183077777
->>183073460 (OP)
-Because Minas Morgul (disn*yworld) is operational and even right wingers go there instead of turning their homes into comfy spaces for them and their children
---- 183077856
-why are seething, sniveling Jews so obvious on an anonymous imageboard?
---- 183077868
->>183077856
-why do their women love blacks so much?
---- 183077891
->>183074494
-4chan never liked gay shit, we were tolerant with "fellow weirdos and losers"
---- 183077892
->>183077740
-and then there’s these personalityless faggots
---- 183077895
->>183077856
-Because they don't need to be subtle to program all the electiontourist chuds
---- 183077901
->>183077856
->>183077868
---- 183077931
->>183077895
---- 183077955
->>183077895
-You kikes are just too obvious. Get better scripts, the rest of us are going to kill you soon.
---- 183078017
-Reddit banwaves ruined this website forever.
---- 183078033
->>183078017
---- 183078045
->>183078017
-All these refugees from the trump subreddits getting banned are the most aggressive cancer this site has ever known
---- 183078081
->>183073460 (OP)
->>183073471
->how are the shareholders not seething?
-They're boomers, it takes them a good few years to click. But some are starting to notice
---- 183078099
->>183073460 (OP)
-its funded by spookbux
---- 183078203
->>183078045
-let’s keep impotently crying while they have fun and educate people
---- 183078225
->>183077297
-They are my point, you illiterate retard, was that the parks suffer in a recession. The person I was replying to was claiming Disney was immune to recessions. You would know this if you had read the post, you fucking newfaggot zoomer piece of trash
---- 183078253
->>183076130
-This meme really age badly now that the Chud gang is adapting the chudjak
---- 183078287
->This meme really age badly now that the Chud gang is adapting the chudjak
---- 183078314
->>183073528
-I thought white males are all rich and privileged??
---- 183078345
->>183074097
-How is that mutually exclusive lmaoo
---- 183078369
->>183077477
-Thank heavens for that.
---- 183078391
->>183078345
->genetically weak peoples with a small population is able to subdue and subject the more populous "master race" because.........?
---- 183078481
->>183075869
-Jews are panicking
---- 183078547
->>183078391
-He said they are more prone to schizophrenia not "genetically weak" whatever that means.
-To answer your question though, it's because jews have 
-1) higher IQ
-2) they are highly ethnocentric 
-3) they look pretty much like the "master race"
-4) the "master race" among which jews reside is highly individualist
-
-Combining these factors you have recipe for the shit we're in
---- 183078588
->>183078547
-Nah, only the ethnocentric bit is relevant there. It’s that combined with a knack for convincing other to NOT be ethnocentric that has given us modernity.
---- 183078647
->>183078547
->1) higher IQ
->2) they are highly ethnocentric
-Combined with the "master race"'s inability to come together kind of makes it seem like the jews are the master race but these cockamamie definitions. They're smarter, relatively indistinguishable, and already in control despite less population. 
-From what you said it sounds like chuds are just in major cope mode because they lost
---- 183078653
->>183078547
->higher IQ
-not true
---- 183078692
->>183078647
-m8 you are the only one who brought up "master race" here so ... whatever believe what you want
---- 183078696
->>183078647
-you’re just playing cheerleader because you have no war 
-you’re not even a piece on the board
- you never mattered
---- 183078708
->>183078547
->>183078647
-Smartest man in the world (Christopher Langan) is a goy and not only that, but an anti-jewish goy!
---- 183078737
->you’re just playing cheerleader because you have no war
->you’re not even a piece on the board
->you never mattered
---- 183078743
->>183078708
-Did he say anything against jews? I know he's against immigration.
---- 183078763
->>183078743
-Yes.
-Keep seething loser!!!
---- 183078776
->>183077304
-My wife knew or at least guessed correctly what it was and shes hardly online
---- 183078821
-Also Vox Day BTFO Jordan Peterson by the way
---- 183078830
->>183073597
-your movement is dying and people openly mock you on the internet and real life.
---- 183078845
->>183078821
-just about anyone can BTFO Juden Peterstein
---- 183078876
-The two smartest jews of the 20th century (Bobby Fischer and Stanley Kubrick) didn't even like jews
---- 183078929
->>183073551
-This. it's extremely clear
---- 183078935
->>183078737
-posting these infantile cartoons proves me right 
-you’re not white
-you’re not jewish
-you’re a bug under the table
---- 183079117
->>183073460 (OP)
->Its a publicly traded company, how are the shareholders not seething?
-anyone else kinda do a lol sometimes over comments like this? retards now start to realize vanguard or blackrock's control over companies, but somehow think average shareholder nigger has the power to swing votes. 
-
-they don't
-
-shareholders don't control shit, really
---- 183079216
->>183079117
-this is an actual child that thinks hes smart and knows how the economy works
---- 183079220
->>183077072
---- 183079303
->>183079216
-no, i'm the guy who was telling people to buy nvax in feburary of 2020
-
-nice to finally see barry get kicked from hrtx, hey?
---- 183079331
-Russian bots throwing out all subtlety, can't blame em on easter. Christos anesti guys
---- 183079406
->>183079216
-why don't you list all the well known instances of retail holders winning votes that go against the institutional holders. that is probably easy considering that most people don't even vote their shares.
---- 183079444
->>183079216
-hey, has vanguard ever told you that your order is so outsized that you have to call the trading desk instead of just placing it online like normal?
---- 183079452
->>183079444
->>183079406
-so fucking triggered
---- 183079464
->>183078225
-Your just coping and making stuff up to suppory said cope. A simple query would have shown your postulation is wrong.
-
->Despite a major recession that caused several companies to fold, Disney was a top performer among media companies when it came to maintaining revenue and demand in 2008, according to CNN. The company reported a net profit of $1.13 billion which was an increase of 22% compared to the year prior. Not only that, but theme park and resort sales rose 11% during Q2 of 2008.
-
-https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/2022/12/04/the-tricks-disney-world-used-to-keep-attendance-up-during-the-last-recession/
---- 183079505
->>183079464
->disneyfoodblog.com
-
-kill yourself
---- 183079556
->>183073460 (OP)
->Why is Disney STILL trying to hard to push pozzed bullshit even though it is clearly bad for business?
->Its a publicly traded company, how are the shareholders not seething?
-
-blackrock and vanguard give them diversitybux for being good wokies
-
-profit is no longer necessary. egs scores are the sole metric determining whether businesses thrive or fail
---- 183079607
->>183079505
-Im comfortable with thw sex/gender i was born with..so no.
---- 183079680
->>183073460 (OP)
-Corporate governance is completely fucked and nobody cares about shareholders (beyond maintaining deniability).
-
->>183074491
-This is exactly alright.
---- 183079895
->>183073460 (OP)
-It's not about making movies.
---- 183080020
->>183079895
->politicians and companies go out of their way to own the libs
->fucking based
->politicians and companies go out of their way to own the chuds
->REEEEEE WHITE GENOCIDE MUH FREEDOMS MUH TRANNIES
-why are chuds like this?
---- 183080071
->>183080020
->>politicians and companies go out of their way to own the libs
-
-never happens you mentally ill piece of shit
---- 183080102
->>183073528
-Women and blacks are impressionable, much like children with underdeveloped brains. The perfect goyim cattle.
---- 183080135
->>183074666
-Thanks for your words, devilman. Your projections are sincerely noted, i forgive you man, gotta forgive yourself too. Be the one!
---- 183080144
->>183080020
->>politicians and companies go out of their way to own the libs
-the absolute state of shitlibs on this board
---- 183080164
->>183080071
->reddit spacing
---- 183080179
->>183080071
-Literally just happened in Florida, with Disney even. 
-Then Desantis ran everything back because he realized Disney is more important to his state than he is.
---- 183080200
->>183080179
-He did? When? How?
---- 183080217
->>183080020
-its crazy how brightly reddit trannies stick out here. might as well not even be anonymous
---- 183080224
->>183080071
->trumps whole presidency never happened
---- 183080255
->>183080217
->t. electiontourist that's been here since his favorite trump subreddit was banned in 2018
---- 183080275
->>183080217
-They have a certain way of talking which gives them away.
-https://youtu.be/AsECsWWHV-E [Embed]
---- 183080326
->>183080224
-Did Trump even make any lib owning move? They got triggered by his tweets and whatnot but policy-wise... only banning troons form military comes to mind
---- 183080379
->>183080326
-didn't start enough wars
---- 183080553
->>183080255
-yeah like he said you’re so obvious 
-this is a literal bot post
---- 183080632
->>183077605
-fappening is 6mos before gamergate. it's not a coincidence.
---- 183080688
->>183073460 (OP)
-Test
---- 183080800
->y-yeah like he s-s-said you’re s-so obvious
->this is a l-literal b-bot p-post
---- 183081244
->>183080200
-He didnt. He ordered a crimminal inquiry and is introducing a state bill that supercedes the disery county board agreement.
---- 183081279
->>183073460 (OP)
-They can't get out of the pattern they've been in for taking zero percent interest loans and having zero consequences for bad investments. You can take creative accountancy to whole new levels when there's no interest to be paid on debt.
---- 183081408
->>183073597
->companies literally brag constantly about how their next film is going to be diverse or whatever the fuck
-> there's no "pozzed bullshit"
-What the fuck kind of gaslighting is this?
---- 183081491
->>183073528
->they explain a given "woke" movie bombing as the result of something other than it being woke.
-Many such cases. It's always "it sucks but not because of the woke stuff" yet literally all woke stuff is garbage.
---- 183081538
->>183074494
->If you call them retards they win!
-I'll never understand this newfag logic
---- 183081619
->Thread critical of disney gets flooded by marketers having slapfights to distract the thread
-Another dangerous topic averted, fantastic job pajeets
---- 183081667
->>183073617
->Show me where it is bad for business
-It cannot survive on it's own. The only woke shit that sells is stuff that has a big brand slapped on it and even then it can only exist is small quantities, lest it kill the host. It is parasitic, there is nothing to suggest it is good for business.
---- 183081901
->>183073471
-/thread
---- 183081964
->>183074641
-chuds are all fat incel losers in their moms' basements who will never do anything BUT they're also the biggest threat to our democracy, are nazi terrorists AND le did a heckin insurrection
---- 183082062
->>183076988
->a single chud
->there are in fact multiple chuds being posted
-What did bunkertroon mean by this?
---- 183082110
->STOP POSTING MULTIPLE CHUDS!!!!
---- 183082171
->>183082110
-Who are you quoting?
---- 183082256
->Who are you quoting?
---- 183082362
->be chud
->exist
->troons piss and shit themselves in furious outrage
-Feels good man
---- 183082377
->>183073471
->>183073551
->people are too lazy to walk on the 1984 eggshells forever
-This is why I love humans.
-Humans are great.
---- 183082430
->>183082110
---- 183082784
->>183081667
-Apropro you used the light year pic. If it hasnt been woke it would have done gang busters
---- 183082920
->>183082399
-Lol cope
---- 183083168
->>183079680
->Corporate governance is completely fucked and nobody cares about shareholders (beyond maintaining deniability).
-Best post in thread.
->>183073811
-The real answer they think it IS good for business, if a EGS minded decision maker film loses money, it’s because it was a bad film, or actors or something, if a EGS film does well it’s because it is EGS.
-The information isn’t getting back to them.
-None of the trade papers, who all the bosses read (variety and hollywood reporter) are going to dare run a anti “Anti-racist” piece. 
-All their office support staff are dumb liberal majors that are half gay or Jewish or just woke and are not going to support information that disagrees with them,
---- 183083259
->>183076970
-Yes it does. I read an article detailing a sort of economic tyranny of the minority. It went something like this: Jews will only use Kosher salt, the rest of the population has no opinion on salt, therefore its more profitable to bend the majority's lack of preference to match that of the minority so that everyone consumes Kosher salt. Minorities will only see movies with minorities in it, so you shame the majority into enjoying these movies as well to try and capture the largest possible audience.
---- 183083660
->>183080800
-you guys are especially pathetic on sundays why is that
---- 183083717
->>183083259
->It went something like this: Jews will only use Kosher salt, the rest of the population has no opinion on salt, therefore its more profitable to bend the majority's lack of preference to match that of the minority so that everyone consumes Kosher salt.
-WTF is this really how we all started using kosher salt i thought there was a specific reason for cooking, or was that a jewish lie
---- 183083812
->>183083717
-No, I may be misremembering it, I think Kosher salt has bigger flakes for cooking and I don't think it's a problem for Jews to eat non-Kosher salt, but that was the gist of the example.
---- 183083870
->>183083812
-it’s a good example anyway because that really is how they operate and it’s plain to see
-i love salt though so if it’s bigger flakes idgaf that it’s kike salt
---- 183083986
-Leftists from reddit, discord, and bunkerchan, a decent portion of them troons, organize raids to damage control for super coprorations and Black rock that push their ideology 
-
-#resistance
---- 183084082
->>183083986
->t. incel coordinate his daily "raid" on /tv/ from chudcord
---- 183084442
->>183083812
->>183083870
-Kosher salt doesn’t have iodine added either, which gives you many benefits
---- 183084551
-Table salt has iodine. Kosher salt does not.
-You can buy pickling salt as substitute if you decide it matters.
---- 183084570
->>183073460 (OP)
->he's still #madatmort
---- 183084714
->>183082377
-> This is why I love humans. Humans are great.
---- 183084751
->>183084082
->no u
-Dumb tranny lol
---- 183084884
->>183083986
-what do they think they get out of it?
---- 183085239
->>183073528
-This. Studio execs are notoriously retarded trust fund babies.
---- 183085304
->>183085239
-Image receiving this email from your boss. 
-.
-Most movies have always been bad, but they all opened on 2,500 screens
---- 183085365
-They see the established audience as locked in, so assume that seeking out another audience will somehow bring in new ones and retain old ones. This never works.
---- 183085433
->>183085304
->thinks every screenshot posted on 4chins is true as long as it fits his thinly constructed narrative
->reddit spaces
---- 183086038
->>183083717
-NTA but almost everything you buy in a grocery store has been koscher certified and you pay an extra amount to cover that cost.
-It's one of those things that isn't legally required but you'll be financially crushed and probably federally investigated for other reasons if you were to ever stop paying a koscher service to certify your product
---- 183086075
->>183083259
-Everything you said is true up to that last sentence.
---- 183086197
->>183073460 (OP)
-All the major shareholders are Jews, thats why
-Next time make a real fucking thread
---- 183086390
->>183086197
->the chud now says that Jews DON'T care about money
---- 183086444
->>183073597
-This
---- 183086755
->>183083259
-Bullshit. Jews cook with “normal” salt, “kosher salt” is simply a kind of flaky salt used for koshering meat (removing the red juices to make sure it doesn’t contain blood). It’s mostly used by rabbis, but hipsters started to put it on food in their YouTube videos because it looks cooler. 
-But congratulations for getting so many compliments from idiots who believe everything as long as it reinforces their prejudices.
---- 183087197
->>183082920
---- 183087220
->>183086755
-Actually I think the example might've been Kosher Hot dogs which is why most hot dogs are kosher despite diet-restricted Jews are a very small minority. The point being a majority with weak preferences being strongarmed by a minority with strong preferences.
---- 183087293
->>183084551
-why not just get sea salt like a normal person? heck, you could even splurge for some celtic sea salt if you aren't a nigger and are feeling fancy
---- 183087343
->>183073528
-Except I’ve seen the opinions of this site be dead on in predicting what actually makes money. Whether it’s in hindsight or not you have to admit 4chan has a better idea.
---- 183087351
->>183085018
---- 183087402
->>183086390
-money is a means to an end and, you know, since we just exited a decade of zero percent rates, profits will probably matter again. you do realize how this was all enabled by us having zero percent rates for over a decade, right?

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---- 183073897
-Was this the plot actually? I thought it was just 2 hours of Guy Fawkes jerking himself off
---- 183073948
-If I ever had nothing left to live for, instead of just killing myself I'd try to take out a few billionaires first.
---- 183073976
->>183073897 (OP)
-Bros, DAE think Elon makes a hella thought provoking point?
---- 183074083
->government tells everyone that there is an unstoppable toxic gas cloud enveloping the planet
->the gas is completely lethal and results in agonising death, so everyone is issued suicide pills to mercy kill themselves and their loved ones
->turns out the gas isn't as lethal as they thought and the only people to survive are the ones who didn't commit suicide when the government told them to
-really made me hmmm a big hmmm
---- 183074266
-watching the part in Utopia where a shady deepstate organisation creates a pandemic so they can distribute a vaccine which will secretly sterilise most of the population to curb popoulation growth
---- 183074395
->>183074266
->sterilise most of the population
-You say that as though it's a bad thing
---- 183074441
->>183074395
-Idiot.
---- 183074471
->>183074395
-That's kind of the point, they spend the whole first season trying to figure out what the conspiracy is about and then when they find out one of the main characters joins them because he thinks it's a good idea
---- 183074508
->>183073948
-just the evil ones like jeff bezos, bill gates and pichai sundararajan, right?
---- 183074580
->>183074508
-Just the jewish ones
---- 183074615
->>183074508
-All billionaires are evil so yes
---- 183075496
->>183074508
-There are good billionaires?
---- 183075761
->>183074395
-they only want to depopulate the firsties so they can replace them with thirdies that they can enslave
---- 183075897
->>183074083
-I liked this movie.
---- 183075951
->ITT pleb hatred for patricians
---- 183075987
->>183075496
-I'm a good billionaire. I promise :)
---- 183076011
->>183073897 (OP)
-me when watching Akira last year
---- 183076027
->>183073897 (OP)
->seize power from the people?
-Like how? By making you wear a mask to enter the Walmart or recommending (because no one was ever enforced) to get a teeny weeny shot?
---- 183076029
->>183073948
-As long as you don't go for any power tripping sherrifs in Florida you'll be fine.
---- 183076043
->>183073897 (OP)
->virus fake, you must come to work I AM LOSING MONEY
->Yes mastaa :(
---- 183076050
->>183073897 (OP)
-> Imagine a grown man who judges the real world by movies and video games
---- 183076080
->>183075496
->>183074615
-You guys sure are interesting
---- 183076093
->>183076050
-in this place u dont have to imagine them anon
---- 183076103
->>183076027
-Are the lockdowns, curfews and travel restrictions retconned now? Haven't downloaded the new patch yet.
---- 183076111
->>183073897 (OP)
-Is Elon aware that he’s the wealthiest person in the world and is a major part of that system? Or does he really pretend like he’s a normal powerless citizen like us?
---- 183076156
->>183076027
-I think it's more about the psychological effect it had on the general public. I know people that got completely mind broken by the media coverage and constant propaganda.
-I don't even necessarily believe that 'rona was a psyop, just playing devil's advocate
---- 183076158
->>183076027
->enforced
-Except the countless jobs that fired people. If it's a choice between vaxxed and going homeless it might aswell be enforced
---- 183076186
-Covid was literally nothing. Lockdowns and vaccinations weren't mandatory and it was all self-inflicted tyranny. If anything it was only a case study for how susceptible NPCs are to control.
---- 183076187
->>183076027
->recommending (because no one was ever enforced)
-https://www.cms.gov/medicareprovider-enrollment-and-certificationsurveycertificationgeninfopolicy-and-memos-states-and/revised-guidance-staff-vaccination-requirements
---- 183076228
->>183076186
-You're gaslighting me!
---- 183076244
->>183073897 (OP)
->me watching Person of Interest and getting to the part where they create an AI to spy on anyone and use it to eliminate all threats to authority and begin tracking people on a biomedical level
---- 183076270
->>183076050
->Imagine a grown man
-Imagine a grown man who tone polices anons on 4channel.org and can be identified immediately by his use of the term "grown man." What a contemptible, unmitigated faggot.
---- 183076286
->>183076027
-America isn't the world shitlib.
---- 183076367
->>183073897 (OP)
-Do you think Elon has actually played Deus Ex? Wouldn’t that have come out when he was working his ass off at PayPal?
---- 183076456
->>183076367
-maybe he got it on gog
---- 183076499
->>183076027
-To this day burgers still ask for vaccine certificates to let people in. Those who need to travel to that hellhole for business/work are shit out of luck.
---- 183076955
->>183076499
-Good lmao stay the fuck out. Literally all we ever wanted
---- 183076991
->>183076367
-He played it with Grimes
---- 183077068
->>183075987
-You can prove it by gifting me a few million bucks.
---- 183077086
-Anyone who wouldn't want to murder a billionaire is a mind broken simp. Even fucking apes know to kill an ape if it hordes too many bananas
---- 183077138
->>183077086
-What kind of rationale is that? Apes aren't making flourishing societies with high quality of life.
---- 183077169
->V for Vendetta
->Watching
-I'm not watching Wachowskislop, always read the superior material (comics addapted, Invisibles, Ghost in the shell)
---- 183077206
->>183075897
-ye it was pretty good
-not great but pretty good
---- 183077221
->>183077138
->t. mind-broken, boot-licking corporate simp
-If I had my way you'd be next to go right after the billionaires
---- 183077228
->>183076367
-he watched a video about it on youtube like rest of these meme lovers
---- 183077269
->>183074083
-sheesh that lil nigga in front be straight bussin no cap
---- 183077382
->>183074083
---- 183077389
-> GOVERNMENT IS... LE BAD!
-> ME A BILLIONAIRE WORKING ON GOVERNMENT IS... LE GOOD!
-> WORK OVERTIME FOR ME... IS VERY GOOD!
---- 183077407
->>183076186
-Lol I had to take the vaccine or get kicked out of college. My immune system was fucked for a year. I got more sick in that period than I did in my entire life. Kill yourself. Yes it’s the government’s problem because that shouldn’t be legal.
---- 183077444
->>183076027
-They were hosting music events with no ticket entry and giving out free beer to anyone who would get a vaccine (read: drunk teenagers who came to a free concert and want free beer)
---- 183077518
->>183077407
-sounds like your government sucks lol
---- 183077520
->>183077407
-So that just says you don't have principles. Thats the entire point of them and why they're honored as virtuous because when the time comes to live by them its always hard/inconvenient which is the entire criteria. They wouldn't be principles if they were easy.
---- 183077528
->>183077389
->GOVERNMENT IS...LE BAD!
->GOVERNMENT GIBS FOR CORPORATIONS IS....LE GOOD!
---- 183077607
->>183076103
-Well you better download it
---- 183077622
->>183076027
-it got enforced, maybe not in muttland but elsewhere, same with curfews
---- 183077971
->>183077518
-Yeah I live in America
->>183077520
-Ah yes throw away 3 years of grueling STEM classes and my entire future. Even though it made me sick for a while (I’m better now) I still would have made the same decision because the alternative was having my life ruined. I didn’t do anything to anybody else so it has nothing to do with principles.
---- 183078131
->>183077407
-Hey fuck mandatory vaccines, but theres an argument to be made you got sicker because your immune system was not being exposed to as many random germs due quarintone and such.
---- 183078219
->>183077971
->STEM
->The future of anything
-
-Spotted the artificial intelligence. Your future will never be yours to control if you assume you're under control or think control of your ACADEMICS will give you power or control of your future.
---- 183078242
->>183073897 (OP)
-Travel restrictions, curfews, or masks, or vaccinations never happened in history due to a virus or a disease.
---- 183078273
->>183078131
-He was getting sicker because he was studying grueling shit for a future that will not require him. Face it STEMFAGS, AI replaces you full stop. I don't need mathemeticianssss when I have one ultimate mathemetician that gets fed all the math, physics, etc. 
-The phase of human history where memory is prized over intelligence is coming to a close. That's why you're getting sicker, cuz you're going down the wrong fucking path and your body knows it, millions of years of evolution know it all the way down to the dee enn ayyy lmao
-But no, blame muh gubment, it's always some evil overlord out there and never the one in the mirror bluffing you into being a fucking boob. I love you.
---- 183078321
->>183073897 (OP)
-I don't blame you. The whole idea of the movie is laughable. Guy Fawkes was idiotic in his terms, why should a Catholic have any providence? Jesus would tear down the Catholic throne. But also why would killing Parliament do anything? And even above that's his plan would have just made a big thud. He had unpacked dynamite 20 meters below his target.
---- 183078387
->>183078242
-This. When your body is under attack, the body 'siezes control of the power' to fend off that attack, to ensure its own survival and safety. In the interest of this ultimate goal, the body will cut off circulation to your fucking nose, your ears, your toes, your feet, all to save your heart, your dick, your stomach, cuz at least as a nugget you get to keep eating and pooping and that's like, 99% of what this planet needs to keep going. Goverments emulate this in a crude way because the population is not conscious enough for more sophisticated measures---yet. This will change dramatically in the next decade if we survive at all.
---- 183078421
->>183073897 (OP)
-Deus Ex was about jews
---- 183078452
->>183077228
-Cope tranny
---- 183078491
->>183078421
-Do you have a single fact to back that up?
---- 183078554
->>183078491
-Look at the nose
---- 183078563
->>183076027
->Neet tranny doesnt understand covid restrictions because he never leaves his house and doesn't have a job
-
-Makes sense, maybe you should ask your parents why lockdowns were a problem. They can inform you about the recent recession while they're at it
---- 183078640
->>183078554
---- 183078663
->>183073897 (OP)
-Based Elon at it again
---- 183078693
-Elon Musk is such a fucking idiot it's unreal
---- 183078770
-VIKI: To protect Humanity, some humans must be sacrificed. To ensure your freedom, some freedoms must be surrendered. We robots will ensure mankind's continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves.
---- 183078794
->>183073948
->>183076050
->>183077086
->Trannies here cant openly say why they hate Elon without being shit on so they have to pretend they've just angry at le billionaires
-
-Lmaoing at the state of (you)
---- 183078846
-he should watch Utopia UK
---- 183078874
->>183073948
-You literally can't. They're never in public. They'll either be in their fortress like homes, private islands or armoured cars/ jets.
-You won't run into a billionaire at the supermarket.
-What did you think this is? The 80's, when any goober could walk up and shoot the president?
---- 183078926
->>183073897 (OP)
->Be the richest man in the world (not counting families that are off the books, like the rothchilds etc)
->Act like you have it all figured out about le evil elite
->Do fucking nothing about it other than share boomer memes on twitter
-Why.
---- 183078946
->>183077086
-Every ape also knows that women should be raped and even killed if they're too whiney yet you get angry whenever we do that
---- 183079007
->>183076367
->He thinks Elon ever did actual gruntwork
-Anon, he was filthy rich before paypal, too. Hehad programmers hired to work for him.
-Do you think he personally designs his rockets now, too?
---- 183079096
-I Am Legend refers to Robert Neville becoming a legendary vampire hunter. The film changes the meaning to Robert Neville becoming a legend for developing a cure for a virus.
---- 183079182
->Society is crumbling due to scarcity and degeneracy.
->The rich government elites decide that in a plot to get incredibly rich they're going to to spend years developing a secret mega-virus in hidden labratories using illicit human testing that violates all human rights.
->Since they created the virus, they also own and have prepared the way to cure it. 
->Release the virus as an "accident" via terrorist attacks by throwing random puppet entities under the bus to take all the blame.
->Use the terrorism/virus as impetus to create a more totalitarian government with infinite power that can't be un-elected. 
->All the people involved in the scheme, from the officials creating the virus and selling the cure, to the media personalities that supported the regime, become incredibly wealthy off taxpayer dollars while people become poorer and poorer.
-
-The only difference is that in real life, it didn't cause a major nationalistic swing towards a totalitarian fascist party, because in the real world the globalist oligarchs wouldn't allow any one country to become an isolated totalitarian state, especially not a first-world country because that would mean that you can't keep pumping third-world immigrants into it to destroy the population. Everything else happened tho.
---- 183079263
-At the turn of the 21st century, Umbrella's board of directors, chaired by Dr. Alexander Isaacs, voted in favour of using their T-virus in a deliberate plan to wipe out humanity to return the Earth to environmental, political and agricultural stability. Over a nine-year period, all people on Earth with the exception of the cryogenically-preserved elect were to be wiped out, and an airborne Anti-Virus strain released to destroy the Undead. With the Earth cleansed, the elect were to be released from suspension to repopulate the world.
---- 183079399
->>183077407
-Your fault for letting your college dictate your decisions. You've got thwt shit in you forever now because you didn't know how to sign transfer papers. Literal moron
---- 183079681
->>183078874
-I ran into Bernie Sanders a few times here in DC
---- 183079979
->>183077086
->poverty exists because of rich people
-based communist retard
---- 183080263
->>183075761
-Nope, turns out the only ones that wont be affected are (((Romani)))
---- 183080290
->>183079979
->t. high school graduate making less than homer simpson in 1996
---- 183080292
-This guy is like if you handed a billion dollars to a 13 year old /b/tard. Of this year.
---- 183080567
->>183077086
-Damn this dude is seething at everyone who doesn't agree with him lol
---- 183080595
->>183076050
-imagine being a guy in late middle age doing epic bacon reddit stuff from like 2011 in a desperate attempt to impress teenagers
---- 183080613
->>183078219
-You don't have a job.
---- 183081047
->>183076103
-It's up there with the Hug A Chinaman thing
---- 183081070
->>183073897 (OP)
-I like V for Vendetta
---- 183081114
->>183076050
-This but also Drumpf is Voldemort er I mean Putin Is Darth Vader
---- 183081242
->>183079096
-What no, it refers to him becoming the boogyman of the vampiric humans due to his kidnapping and torture of them in experimentation. You fucking bot retard.
---- 183081350
->>183076955
-mexico owns you
---- 183081413
->>183073897 (OP)
->also video game
-Dude's kneecapping himself lately.
---- 183081519
->>183073897 (OP)
-Wait til he finds out about pic related
---- 183081565
->>183073897 (OP)
-Seriously though, images like this need spoiler tags I've not watch V or played Deus Ex before.
---- 183081621
->>183081565
-why contain it?
---- 183081788
->Ctrl+f Stargate
->No results
-Episodes 2001/2010 are about an alien race that promises extended lifespans via a injection cocktail that ends up being population control as well, leading to said alien race being able to take over the planet in 100 years when everyone eventually dies of old age.
---- 183081818
->>183081565
-ok well Deus Ex came out 23 years ago so when are you planning on getting around to it
---- 183081885
-I'm in the minority I fight against all narratives.
-I still think the virus was released by China. They only had 4000 deaths from it, Russia was the first to come up with the vaccine(look up their biolabs activity before covid)
-COVID hurt America worse than any other country on earth, it destroyed our USD, it destroyed our manufacturing(while Chinas increased)
-It also helped Russia since more people stayed home and needed more energy, it allowed russian gas prices to go up and allowed them to invade Ukraine almost without consequences.
---- 183081906
->>183081242
-But the movie didn't do that you retarded anal wart
---- 183082061
->>183076050
-Elon mentions Dude Sex at least every week. He's obsessed.
---- 183082173
->>183076027
->because no one was ever enforced
---- 183082276
->>183077086
->Anyone who wouldn't want to murder a billionaire is a mind broken simp
-Billionaires are just one kind of sociopath we have in society. The hordes of unwashed druggie commies who burn down cities "because rich people amde me do it" are another kind of sociopath. 
-
-If we're killing one, we might as well kill the other
---- 183082345
->>183073897 (OP)
-It's 2 hours of some gay burnt guy not raping Natalie Portman
---- 183082469
->>183079681
-If it wasn't obvious already, Bernie's not part of the ruling class. I think he's seriously believing what he's saying and they see him as a funny pet.
---- 183082539
->>183076027
-Bro they seized power over me going to the bar for like three months. It was insidious
---- 183082595
->>183076027
-We'll never be able to have an honest discussion again because of people like you, and you'll end up facing a wall because of it.
---- 183082735
->>183075496
-The last good one was Henry Ford. They're either neutral like Bezos, evil like Soros, or chaotic like Musk.
---- 183082856
->>183078926
->release Twitter's dirty laundry, including evidence of blatant first amendment violations due to gov interference
->nothing happens because it would require the government to investigate themselves
-Boomer memes might actually be more effective.
---- 183083248
->>183073897 (OP)
->Was this the plot actually? I
-Miga used a virus as wmd, in a false flag terror attack amd blamed on it "chyna". to gain popularity. as well selling the cure in party owned company (warpspeed)?
---- 183083264
->>183082539
-I refuse to believe these posts are serious
---- 183083323
->>183082539
-You are either a disingenuous shill or such a bluepilled retard it's insane.
---- 183083324
->>183082595
-You just want someone up against the wall because it makes you feel powerful. No one is impressed or scared.
---- 183083377
->>183083324
-NTA. What if I want somebody else to put you against the wall because I don't want to be powerful, I just want gaslighters gone?
---- 183083513
->>183078770
-I don’t remember her saying this in Small Wonder.
---- 183083542
-are you wagies STILL seething about covid? maybe you should have paid attention in school to get a comfy wfh job
---- 183083560
->>183083513
-I, Robot.
-You know, the one where they locked everyone inside for their own good?
---- 183083598
->>183076050
-Those are the cultural stories of the present. Hell, the Divine Comedy was a bible fanfic and may people's faiths are influenced by it. I kinda get why being influenced by video games would be a stretch, but cinema is the current norm for storytelling.
---- 183083658
->>183083324
-Project harder, leftoid.
---- 183084574
->>183083324
-You sound scared
---- 183085000
->>183081519
-God almighty this might be the best tv show ever made
---- 183085069
->>183074083
-Wow it's almost like you're not a loser who lives with his mom. You're the smart one lmao
---- 183085283
->>183075496
-Plenty
-Alfred Nobel was a cool guy
-So was Milton Hershey. He made Hershey PA, and created a school for orphans that still manages his billion dollar estate to this day.
---- 183085407
->>183076103
-but those are gone now? so what was actually seized moron?
---- 183085428
->>183076027
-https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/covid-bankruptcy-companies-filings-coronavirus-pandemic/
-They're everywhere: Signs indicating that retailers are "going out of business" or holding "everything must go," "store closing" sales. Due to the ongoing coronavirus crisis, many businesses are seeking bankruptcy protection or, worse, closing their doors permanently. 
-
-Take Fort Worth, Texas-based Pier One Imports, which sought bankruptcy protection in February 2020, failed to find a buyer, and has since taken steps to shutter its brick-and-mortar operations.
-
-But make no mistake: Retailers aren't the only types of businesses that have gone bankrupt in recent months. Here's just a small sampling of what COVID-19 has done to a range of industries.
---- 183085496
->>183077086
->Even fucking apes know to kill an ape if it hordes too many bananas
-Is that what happened in South Africa?
-You should move there
---- 183085535
->>183080290
-Yes. And that has to do with poor people
-Shutting down a factory in america and opening it in Bangladesh or Mexico is cheaper
---- 183085593
->>183077520
-What principle is gained refusing covid theater in 2020?
-what principle is gained refusing TSA security theater? Refusing to take your shoes off or go through the machine that takes naked photos of your body?
---- 183085646
->>183085593
-chuds don't mind that because it "owned the libs"
-see also, corporate bailouts, lack of universal healthcare, etc
---- 183085654
->>183078242
-What about healthy people?
-
-I heard about Quarantines of people like Typhoid Mary hundreds or thousands of years ago
-
-What about a mass quarantine of people who aren't sick? Forcing people who are healthy to act like they're carrying a deadly pathogen. Can you tell me one time in history we mass quarantined healthy people?
---- 183085688
->>183078926
-He's an African American. calling him lazy is racist.
---- 183085694
->>183073976
-He drops the most benign entry level redpills and causes leftists to go apoplectic. It’s hilarious.
---- 183085724
->>183073897 (OP)
-REMEMBER REMEMBER MY COCK IS SO TENDER
---- 183085729
->>183085646
-False equivalence, bunkertroon.
-
-Also, I manage to score only metal detectors at DIA when I complain and say I've already had enough radiation in my life. The TSA wagies don't care and let me go through the metal detectors instead.
---- 183085767
->>183076027
-here is your (You)
---- 183085785
->>183085646
-I actually think there's a lot of overlap with people who didn't get vaccinated and people who refuse TSA overtures
---- 183085789
->>183085729
->reddit spacing
-every time
---- 183085814
->>183085694
-You're the retard on twitter. Not me.
---- 183085927
->>183085789
-I've been on this site longer than you've been on hormones troon. Thankfully I'm relaxing with my father and celebrating his retirement and his successful business; we're selling his practice to the local hospital group this week. Yes, I've been on 4chan from my teens to my thirties but it isn't like I'm proud of it, I mostly stick around to keep up with zoomers and memes and for my (younger) gf and sis/bro who are 11 years younger than me.
---- 183085982
->>183074580
-You won’t do shit bitch
---- 183086048
->I've been on this site longer than you've been on hormones troon. Thankfully I'm relaxing with my father and celebrating his retirement and his successful business; we're selling his practice to the local hospital group this week. Yes, I've been on 4chan from my teens to my thirties but it isn't like I'm proud of it, I mostly stick around to keep up with zoomers and memes and for my (younger) gf and sis/bro who are 11 years younger than me.
---- 183086064
->>183073897 (OP)
->OMG he's the real life Tony Stark genius playboy philanthropist!!!
->He's gonna go to Mars with the heckin SCIENCE!!
->He has a company named Boring Company that... digs. Like bores, get it? TAKE MY HECKIN REDDIT GOLD SIR
->He makes flamthrowers too, isn't that just Epic for the win?!
-
-Nope. I won't forget and forgive all this decade long cringefest just because he triggers Twitter faggots now.
---- 183086084
->>183085927
-You sound like a massive faggot
---- 183086105
->>183083248
-Chad
---- 183086245
->>183085654
-Only people who had a positive test had to quarantine. I think you are confusing quarantine with curfew
---- 183086876
->>183085789
-I think that's the first time I've seen a hidden link to a post
---- 183086929
->>183086064
-I thought your point was going to be that bugmen turned on him. It's not his fault they latched on to him in the first place, so I'm not going to hold it against him.
---- 183087138
->>183085283
-there are no good billionaires. you dont get there without fucking someone over and having some demons
---- 183087142
->>183082595
->and you'll end up facing a wall because of it.
-you will never do anything beyond whining on the internet
---- 183087222
->>183074395
-youre right
---- 183087320
->>183075496
-I conveniently never see anyone whining about the Murdoch media empire.
---- 183087338
->>183083598
-this, in Italy D'Annunzio was almost worshipped he created entirely new words and everyone accepted them. same in England with Wilde

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---- 183074455
-Why does Hollywood completely ignore Selena for movie roles? She only gets casted in shitty TV roles. TV is a joke.
---- 183074482
-I wish I could suck her tatas :(
---- 183074483
-how pathetic
-she literally would have 0 value to the world if she didn’t have those tits and hopefully she knows it
---- 183074487
-awooga big booba
---- 183074509
->>183074455 (OP)
-They cast actors in movies based on acting skill anon.
---- 183074524
->>183074455 (OP)
-does Lupus cause booba?
---- 183074534
-For me it's big titted latinas
---- 183074545
->>183074509
-we've got a comedian over here
---- 183074571
->>183074455 (OP)
-mmm big sweaty latina boobs
---- 183074597
->>183074509
-oh anon, that is rich. pic related
---- 183074607
->>183074455 (OP)
-I want to plow her
---- 183074645
->>183074607
-PLOWING WITCHAH
---- 183074656
-she's hot bro so I get it but shes a shit actress that's why she doesn't get more work
---- 183074690
->>183074455 (OP)
->jaw drops to floor
->eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets
->heart beats out of chest
->AWOOGA AWOOGA sound effect
->pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out
->slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware
->whistles loudly
->fireworks shoot from top of head
->pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth
->wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead
->clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair
-Ahem, you look very lovely.
---- 183074695
->>183074656
-she also refuses to go topless. if you can't act, you HAVE to do nude scenes to survive
---- 183074739
->>183074455 (OP)
-I ask the same thing about Hudgens.
---- 183074745
->>183074509
-Pure hilarity! I pronounce it to be the most whimsical joke of the season.
---- 183074786
->>183074739
-pudgens is addicted to hallmark/netflix slop
---- 183074814
-did she ever stop being a lesbian in only murders?
---- 183074842
->>183074455 (OP)
---- 183074866
->>183074455 (OP)
-I fucked her
---- 183074869
->>183074597
-Have you not seen Room?
---- 183074895
->>183074483
-She has doll pretty face
---- 183074936
->>183074455 (OP)
-how did they get so big
---- 183074952
->>183074455 (OP)
->>183074739
->>183074896
-Boobies.
---- 183074953
->>183074866
-I threw a water bottle at your face
---- 183074970
->>183074936
-Goblinafication without the fat other places
---- 183074974
->>183074739
-god imagine chasing this latina bimbo into a stairwell and then..
---- 183074989
->>183074895
-She looks weird
---- 183074991
->>183074869
-No but not because of her, I hate William H. Macy
---- 183074999
->>183074455 (OP)
->>183074739
-PITS
->>183074896
-Wait, it looks too fake
---- 183075052
->>183074483
->she literally would have 0 value to the world
-what does this mean, what value does anyone have?
---- 183075078
-*ting ting ting*
-
-gentlemen, i'd like to propose a toast. to boobs!
---- 183075126
->>183074896
-booba
---- 183075274
->>183074455 (OP)
-DAS TITTEN
-DAS DIGITS
---- 183075296
->>183074455 (OP)
---- 183075381
->>183074739
-Cooking with Hudgens and Selena.
---- 183075387
->>183074534
-last girl I dated was... but she was also more architecht material.
---- 183075424
->>183074483
-She was famous way before her titties were that size, idiot
---- 183075570
->>183074896
---- 183075630
->>183074896
-post the one where she pisses in a cup and drinks it
---- 183075631
->>183074455 (OP)
-She is fat now
---- 183076364
->>183075381
-its really not looking good for white women these days...
---- 183076445
->>183074483
-That goes for most women, bro.
---- 183076523
->>183076364
-the age of white women is over
-the time of the latina has come
---- 183076695
->>183074974
-and then what?
---- 183076804
-I need a big booba gf lads...
---- 183076824
->>183076695
-having sex with her, if you know what i mean.
---- 183076850
->>183076796
-why is she such a slut bros
---- 183077035
->>183074455 (OP)
-she's a scientologist
---- 183077126
-mhmm.
---- 183077173
->>183077126
-foot whore
---- 183077186
->>183074739
-that cant be confortable, laying on the stairs like that
---- 183077196
->>183074455 (OP)
---- 183077205
->>183074607
->>183074645
-Say a prayer for me
---- 183077274
->>183074455 (OP)
-wtf did I just woke up from a coma? I don't remember her tits being this big and the last time I saw her was in that stalker MV
---- 183077371
->>183077274
-she got fake tits and packed on a bunch of weight
-you know what they say, breast implants and a buffet membership saved her career
---- 183077387
->>183074974
->>183076523
-She's not a latina
---- 183077421
->>183077387
-flips are a former spanish colony so they are honorary latinx
---- 183077435
->>183074455 (OP)
->such a big thread
->nobody AI nudified the image
---- 183077437
->>183074739
->>183074952
->>183075381
-It's a shame they didn't put her in more shit when she was in her prime
---- 183077473
->>183077421
-That works for me
---- 183077502
->>183077421
-the heck is this
---- 183077541
->>183077435
-sad!
-many such cases.
---- 183077546
-For me it's big tits
---- 183077552
->>183077502
-The shadow of the chair.
---- 183077583
->>183077552
-??
---- 183077593
->>183077387
->>183077421
-Wait Vanessa Hudgens is half fillipina? I thought she was Puerto Rican this whole time.
---- 183077616
-I hate women so much.
---- 183077623
->>183076850
-For our pleasure.
---- 183077647
->>183077593
-Probably because they give her latina roles somewhat often
---- 183077651
->>183077583
-id wager its a hip-bone
---- 183077664
->>183077593
-Her father is mostly British, and her mother is Filipino and Chinese.
---- 183077665
->>183077651
-vagene bone?
---- 183077679
->>183074455 (OP)
-mama mia
---- 183077691
->>183076850
-Because she knows what dudes want and she gives it to us, gods bless this turbo slut
-Zach Efron must be gay or some shit to break up with her because she's probably amazing at fucking like most giga sluts
---- 183077703
->>183077664
-SEXOOOOOOOOOO
---- 183077710
->>183077664
-Lmao whats with the dollars on her bikini.
---- 183077747
->>183077710
-It's from the Spring Breakers movie.
---- 183077749
->>183074455 (OP)
---- 183077773
->>183077710
->he hasnt seen spring breakers
---- 183077775
->>183077437
->Prime
->>183077421
-Kill yourself
---- 183077788
->>183077546
->>183077546
->>183077546
->>183077546
---- 183077809
->>183077747
-There are good stories about her from that set. Especially if you’re a crew member’s penis.
---- 183077835
->>183077421
->latinx
-Dude you can't be serious
---- 183077900
->>183077775
->>183077835
-it was merely a jest
-jesus christ you guys are easy to set off
---- 183077940
->>183077749
-How do you do this? I remember doing this like 15 years ago, but I've forgotten since.
---- 183078070
->>183077775
->Prime
-She's still hot as fuck but she was an 11/10 when she was in Spring Breakers
---- 183078080
->>183077900
-Forgiven
---- 183078100
->>183077749
->Cara Delevingne is playing with these latinx udders on S3
-yes please
---- 183078133
->>183074739
->>183074952
->>183077623
-She could make an okay Casca for the eventual shitty Berserk adaptation
---- 183078172
->>183078070
-12/10 at 14
---- 183078286
->>183078080
-I keep clicking, but the image just changes size. wat do
---- 183078404
->>183077664
---- 183078416
-brown girls exist solely to be raped (by me)
---- 183078422
->>183078080
-My wife.
---- 183078450
->>183078422
-That is not your beautiful wife.
---- 183078490
-DAE the female body lads?
-HHHNNNGGGGG
---- 183078503
->>183077435
-You can see her cleavage and nips perfectly through the shirt, at that point it being clothed but still visible is somehow hotter than just nudity.
---- 183078583
->>183078372
-Is that Moner Boner on the left?
---- 183078687
->>183078583
-God I wish that lip gloss was something else
---- 183078720
->>183078583
-Yeah.
---- 183078733
->>183074455 (OP)
-If this Mexican had babies with Justin Bieber (Canadian), would they come out American?
---- 183078799
->>183074483
-and what value do you have? fucking asshole
---- 183078890
->>183077749
-ENHANCE
---- 183078892
->>183078733
-yes, unironically.
---- 183079087
->>183077749
->3rd world nipples
---- 183079145
->>183078333
->me on the right
---- 183079147
->>183074739
-Hudgens before laser hair removal.
---- 183079188
->>183078172
-kys pedo
---- 183079198
->>183079147
-Filipinx truly are monkeys
---- 183079217
->>183079188
---- 183079234
->>183074455 (OP)
-CUTE!!!
---- 183079245
-Morning, anon. What kino are we watching today?
---- 183079312
->>183079087
-I love bumpy brown nips
->>183079198
-Kill yourself nigger
---- 183079343
-my latinx wife is so cute
---- 183079352
->>183079198
-Ya but not inx faggot
---- 183079377
->>183079312
-Angry pinoy detected
---- 183079405
->>183079245
-Found this new show called 30 Coins from HBO Max Europe
-Can you make sure the Spanish to English subtitles are correct?
---- 183079491
->>183074455 (OP)
-He face is about twice as wide as that these days. Lupus is fucking foul.
---- 183079509
->>183079087
-1st in my mouth
---- 183079561
->>183074483
-Tits+doll face. Also when did her tits get so big? I remember her being normal sized back in the day
---- 183079584
->>183074455 (OP)
-She looks so good in that calm down video
---- 183079588
->>183076796
-CLAM TO CLAM
---- 183079604
->>183079245
---- 183079620
->>183077773
-Look, they're squirting!
---- 183079641
->>183079604
-AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE BROWN SLUTS SO MUCH
---- 183079644
->>183079245
-Mexican Maisie
---- 183079658
->>183079604
-CUTE
---- 183079725
->>183079604
->tattoo
---- 183079731
->>183074483
->incel discovers the value of women
-No shit retard
---- 183079734
-seriously
---- 183079747
->>183077749
-Her nipples are smaller than that.
---- 183079827
->>183074739
->>183074952
->>183077437
->>183077421
->>183077775
->>183077900
->>183078080
->>183078172
->>183078404
->>183078422
->>183079147
->>183079343
-FOOTSLUT
---- 183079910
->>183079377
-No my wife is flip and I am Hispanic and I hate this latinx bullshit fuck you you fucking white faggot niggerlover
---- 183079955
-booba
---- 183079977
->>183074455 (OP)
-were her tits always that big? how didn't I notice this
---- 183080005
->>183077749
-Based enhancer
---- 183080023
->>183080000
-what did he see?
---- 183080044
->>183080023
-pusy
---- 183080059
->>183080023
-What didn't he see?
---- 183080080
-If you think Vanessa Hudgens is a whore, don't google her sister.
---- 183080132
->>183080023
-Vietnamese fucking shits.
---- 183080199
->>183078799
-If some worthless NEET had been born a woman, with a vagina, and grown big tits, his societal value would automatically become equal or greater than an average man just by virtue of existing. Isn't that funny? Lol
---- 183080229
->>183080132
-non-Vietnamese fucking tits
---- 183080235
->>183080199
->If some worthless NEET had been born a woman, with a vagina, and grown big tits, his societal value would automatically become equal or greater than an average man just by virtue of existing.
-Yes?
->Isn't that funny? Lol
-Not really
---- 183080243
->>183080199
-lol!
---- 183080319
->>183074455 (OP)
-I'm a big fan of her nowadays
---- 183080361
->>183080023
---- 183080417
->>183080361
-kek
---- 183080444
->>183080361
-That shit is sad as hell yo
---- 183080456
->>183074455 (OP)
-source?
---- 183080497
->>183080361
->>183080444
-It's not sad at all it's niggers acting like niggers and suffering the consequences, I just hope she ends up in prison
---- 183080548
->>183080444
->a future criminal and future criminal spawner die
->sad
-?
-You can't even make the argument they were le good blacks, she's like 12 and somehow got her hands on a pistol with a drum mag at a family event, gangbanger uncle probably gave it to her or something. Obviously their family is a bunch of worthless trash.
---- 183080610
->>183080497
-she killed herself after she realized what she did
---- 183080643
->>183080610
-I can't tell if she deliberately killed herself or just fumbled with the gun in a panic and accidentally shot herself, either way we'll never know.
---- 183080659
->>183074455 (OP)
->casted
---- 183080674
->>183080497
->>183080548
-They were just children, you don’t have to be an edge-maxing faggot all your ugly little deformed life.
---- 183080693
->>183080361
-Unreliable and heavy as fuck drum magazine on a pistol?
-No wonder they accidentally hit kids and shit lol
---- 183080748
->>183080674
-that "child" had tons of photos of him self posing with guns like a little gangster, he was a future death row inmate
---- 183080750
->>183080361
-This is the kinda shit that pushes gun control.
---- 183080848
-Everyone shut up.
---- 183080857
->>183080750
-Because some retard kept a chambered round and lets his retarded gf play around with it like it's a toy who knows nothing about gun safety?
---- 183080868
->>183080748
-You would know troon
---- 183080869
->>183074597
->raping brie larson
-omo
---- 183080870
->>183080674
->They were just children
-...who would soon be slinging drugs, being initiated into gangs, robbing people, robbing stores, burglarizing, shooting, murdering, Etc. The girl would soon be fucking and getting knocked up at 14-15 and produce even more shithead criminals.
->you don’t have to be an edge-maxing faggot all your ugly little deformed life.
-There's nothing "edgy" about it, it's just a fact, you butthurt retard. Society has been spared many ills from these two little demons by their premature death. Do you think I'd be saying this if it seemed like they were being raised right? She's in the bathroom at a family event pointing a pistol with a drum mag at her cousin's head and livestreaming it. Where do you think these noglets are going in life? Use your brain cells you fucktard.
---- 183080874
->>183080848
->you missed out on young love and the opportunity is irrevocably gone
---- 183080896
->>183080626
-That place she's at is near Hurricane, Utah. Been there many times. Cool spot to chill, as long as there's no gnat swarms.
---- 183080922
->>183080626
-Love this webm so much kek.
---- 183080927
->>183080868
-trannies would be sad that the little fucker got shot, I couldn't care less
---- 183080958
->>183080626
->me under the water biting her toes
---- 183080999
->>183074455 (OP)
-But WHAT ABOUT THE COFFEE?
---- 183081076
->>183080874
-That's okay, you can still be an Internet moderator and take out your frustrations on others. There will even be a guarded chat to reinforce your pathologies if you start to think.
---- 183081090
->>183080870
-You don’t “know” any of that and vegeta agrees that children deserve better.
---- 183081153
->>183074455 (OP)
-Hollywood hates Mexicans so they limit their appearances, Selena Gomez had a Cuban mother in Wizards of Waverly Place and Jenna Ortega has a Puerto Rican Father in Wednesday
-
-Seriously George Lopez got canceled for a made up caveman minority 
-
-Hollywood loves it’s blacks and hates everyone else
---- 183081203
->>183080874
-Yeah... That shit was pretty fun
-Pretty sure I'd be in prison at my age if I was fucking the same aged girls I was when I was 14
---- 183081204
->>183081090
->You don’t “know” any of that
-they are facts, cry about it
---- 183081327
->>183081090
-Okay so what's your explanation for how that situation came to be? Let's hear it. How did the 12 year old girl at the block party end up unsupervised with a gangster's weapon in the bathroom and how did she end up pointing it at her hoodied cousin's head? Go on, tell me bro. I'm sure there is a logical explanation for how this all happened under the supervision of good, clean, productive, responsible citizens, yes? Go on man, explain it to me.
---- 183081743
-How many tons of cum has mankind wasted across the ages?
---- 183081791
->>183075381
->>183076364
-never even began...
---- 183081844
->open thread expecing 54 pictures and webms of selena
->mfw
---- 183081861
-Can we get back to hot brown actresses that should get more roles in TV shows and movies?
---- 183081877
->>183077749
->>183077435
---- 183081880
->>183080674
-Ok RABBI
-Total nigger death
---- 183081952
->>183081877
-AWOOOOGA
---- 183081965
->>183080626
-I really really like women
---- 183082059
->>183081965
-ok aaron rodgers, I believe you this time
---- 183082133
-I pay my cum tithe to this goddes with no delays.
---- 183082156
->>183081327
-umm... socioeconomic problems, chud. Not their fault
---- 183082176
->>183082133
-I wish I could coom in her pits and/or feet
---- 183082198
->>183074455 (OP)
-don't know don't care.
---- 183082282
->>183081844
-This is now a Pudgens thread, deal with it
-She aged way better than Selena anyways
---- 183082374
->>183080674
-Why did children have a loaded gun in their hands?
---- 183082384
->>183081327
->never knew a better way
->deserved it
-You choose to be this way because you are either or scared. I’m sorry, anon. I wish I could give you a hug.
---- 183082395
->>183081880
-This honky eatin' hummus
---- 183082462
->>183082374
-They feared for their lives from the Ultra MAGA KKK white supremacists who murder thousands of poor black folks every night.
---- 183082490
->>183081861
-Just now noticed the Johnny Walker Blue Label because her amazing ass is so distracting
---- 183082532
->>183082374
- Cause an irresponsible parent allowed a tragedy to happen that furthers support against 2a. But you dumb faggots are too busy chipping out over some dead nigger kids.
---- 183082559
->>183074483
-I always found her hot (although a bit too much of a womanlet), but I didn't know she had tits like that.
-So no I don't think that's it
---- 183082574
-Hudgens sporting the Chisty Mack look in last Bad Boys was very cute. 
-
-Cute girl trying to pass as "tough" only looks cuter.
---- 183082615
->>183082490
-I'd I were Ben, I'd go in face first every time we got in bed together.
---- 183082665
->>183074455 (OP)
-This is what actual big tits look like Briefags and not those sad flapjacks Brie has.
---- 183082673
->>183077691
-He’s confirmed gay and also a jew
---- 183082677
->>183081861
-Good lord
---- 183082751
->>183077664
-These are so old. I mean, she’s skinny and still wears bikinis but she looks like an old lady now
---- 183083095
->>183082751
-Spring Breakers came out in 2010 or something so yeah, this probably at least 14 years ago
---- 183083311
->>183074455 (OP)
-I want some leche.
---- 183083336
->>183077940
-in gimp, just select the area you want then go to colors > levels and mess with the settings, also you can use the burn tool to make them slightly pop out more just turn down the opacity
---- 183083368
->>183081791
-Was dude a fag?
---- 183083395
->>183082282
-Pudgens doesn't have a crippling autoimmune disease.
---- 183083498
->>183080674
-Go fuck yourself. Niggers are garbage.
---- 183083516
->>183082532
-No we're celebrating it, good riddance
---- 183083580
->>183078100
-That's how Cara got the job in the first place
---- 183083924
->>183082751
-Oh yeah, horrible! Horrible old hag! Absolutely disgusting!
---- 183084098
->>183083924
-Still would. Well and often.
---- 183084125
->>183083368
-You dumb? he only fucks japanese girls
---- 183084177
->>183082133
-I am so lonely bros
---- 183084269
->>183084125
-Yellow fever fags are worse than normal fags.
---- 183084346
->>183074455 (OP)
-Hollywood moves from one petite latina actress to the next every few years or so. They tried pushing Selena for awhile, then it was Moner for a little bit, then Zegler, now it is Jenna Ortega.
---- 183084379
->>183083924
->cool wine aunt huj huj will never invite you over for a candlelight dinner
-just end it
---- 183084634
->>183083924
-She's gonna end up being super fucking hot until her 50s unless she does some terrible plastic surgery bullshit
---- 183084648
->>183080626
-through pain returns a face from the past
---- 183084664
->>183083924
---- 183085081
->>183074455 (OP)
-you just now she fucks raw
---- 183085134
->>183085081
-All latinas I’ve been with do
---- 183085172
->>183085134
-Dangerous when they're so damn fertile.
---- 183085634
->>183079641
-Bro, you can find a piece like that for $200-$500 the night in Colombia, Costa Rica, Mexico, Argentina, etc.
---- 183085707
->>183074455 (OP)
-Did she get implants? I didn’t know she had large breasts even with the weight gain.
-
-I personally don’t find her tract I’ve, her face really does not do it for me, but her breasts are very nice.
---- 183085760
->>183079641
-Only fucked one latina and 1 negress back in my high school days
-Probably should have tried it more but now I'm married to a blonde haired blue eyed woman of Belgium decent
---- 183085772
->>183076804
-My wife has huge breasts. They were big to start with but pregnancy made them huge. Not gonna lie it is pretty nice.
---- 183085801
->>183084346
-For me, it's Vicky.
---- 183085935
->>183084346
->>183085801
-Would cheat on my wife for Justice, Ortega, Pudgens, or Moner
---- 183086027
->>183074455 (OP)
-many such cases
---- 183086079
->>183085634
-lol Colombian bitches cost literally $1
---- 183086158
->>183076523
->the age of white women is over
->the time of the latina has come
-It's true. The Jews thought they were eliminate the white race through BBC, but white will actually burn out in a glorious orgy of Latina insemination.
---- 183086331
-must watch selena kino?
---- 183086864
->>183086331
-I love the booba veins but why tf is it going all the way to her arms wtf?
---- 183087046
->>183086864
-people do be like that
---- 183087182
->>183086864
-I can see my veins from my arms to my hands
-#whiteprivelage
---- 183087232
->>183087182
-all that means is you're dehydrated

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---- 183075273
->In a surprise finish, Universal’s wacky horror-comedy “Renfield,” which sees Nicolas Cage as Count Dracula and Nicholas Hoult as his rebelling henchmen, landed in fourth place with a disappointing $7.7 million from 3,375 locations. Heading into the weekend, it seemed like it would take the No. 2 slot. Instead, “Renfield” arrived behind Sony’s R-rated demonic thriller “The Pope’s Exorcist,” which also fell slightly short of expectations with $9.1 million, and Lionsgate’s “John Wick: Chapter 4.”
---- 183075331
->>183075273 (OP)
-universal is gonna rake money from mario, enough to cover any losses from this
---- 183075547
->>183075273 (OP)
->I like vampires
->I like wacky comedy's
->I like Nicolas Cage
-This sounds like my type of movie but I've never even heard of it until this thread. Probably because universal put all of their marketing budget into Mario.
---- 183075582
->>183075547
-You have the most reddit taste I've ever seen.
---- 183075637
->>183075273 (OP)
-I mean it’s an indie looking movie with box office poison Nicholas Cage and Hoult. How is this supposed to bring money?
---- 183075643
->>183075273 (OP)
->lets cast Nic Cage as Dracula in something that works as both a partial tribute to bela lugosi Dracula and a relaunch of the character in the modern era
-Interesting enough idea, could work
-
->lets make it a superhero action movie when renfield does slow motions kung-fu and takes on a SWAT team and the mob
-...
-
-unironically completely retarded
---- 183075702
->>183075547
-I'm more angry that you don't know how to properly pluralize comedy.
---- 183075707
->>183075273 (OP)
-The trailer prominently features a homosexual. I wonder why it flopped.
---- 183075759
->>183075643
-The even stupider part is how they tried this exact thing several times already and it's flopped every single time. And now when superheroes are finally on the decline after decades, they think they can reinvigorate superheroes and not start the next big thing. Universal deserves to die for being so retarded.
---- 183075797
->>183075273 (OP)
-Here's the mistake they made: there's a democrat president, so zombie entertainment is what's in. That would be The Last of Us and Project Zomboid. When a Republican is president that's when you bring out vampire stuff. The Walking Dead infamously went into decline when Donald Trump came into office even though zombies where huge when Obama was in office.
---- 183076224
-Good. They deserve this for calling Tom Cruise mummy film a flop and blaming him when in fact it opened at 170M. There was no reason to cancel monster darkverse after that. Renfield is a standalone film and shows that the dark universe project had much more potential. I'm going to rewatch The Mummy right fucking now because of that. It's a much better film but ruined by setup for that now abandoned universe.
---- 183076904
->>183075273 (OP)
-They needed to focus exclusively on dracula and renfield. 
-Now they fucked it up. 
-Just make the mummy 2.
---- 183077210
->>183075547
-same i wonder how it is?
---- 183077422
->>183075273 (OP)
-Universal didn't expect how huge Mario would end up and probably thought it's ok to release this 2 weeks in and they don't really care now because Mario's gonna rake in a billion.
---- 183077513
->>183076904
-theres a rumored plan for mummy sequel that will move away from shared connections and should focus on psyhological side of nick morton and his relation with ahmanet
-obviously they have to wait for tom cruise to finish his movies yet but some reports from empire magazine stating that cruise did the mummy for symbolic payout in exchange for extended contract for more films simply because he had fun in the process of making
-
-Empire film magazine was more positive, with Dan Jolin awarding the film three stars. "It's running and jumping grin-flashing business as usual for Cruise, once more on safe character territory as an Ethan Hunt-esque action protagonist who couples up with a much younger woman, while another woman chases after him," he wrote. "And if the next installment-teasing conclusion is anything to go by, Cruise seemed to have enough fun making this that he may just return for more."
---- 183077545
->Vampire Comedy featuring Nic Cage flops
-No way man. Anyways, it was destined to fade into cult obscurity.
---- 183077563
->>183075273 (OP)
-hoult is box office poison
---- 183077581
-Something tells me 90% of sales are from people who like Cage
---- 183077594
-Right off the bat “Renfield” is a terrible title. What the fuck is a Renfield?
---- 183077599
->>183075273 (OP)
-I want Renfield to succeed but anything that bombs featuring aquafina in it, is a win in my book.
---- 183077677
-It's a shit film that deserves to flop.
-We wanted "Dracula is a shit boss but I have to work for him" and what we got is "I have to help this girl to use my capeshit powers to take on gangs of new orlean corrupting cops. Oh and there is Dracula too" crap. Fuck this movie. I agree with anons above, just make The Mummy chapter 2.
---- 183077731
->>183077594
-Was Dracula's human servant in the OG.
---- 183077781
->>183075273 (OP)
->In a surprise finish
-Is it really a surprise though? The adverts look reddit as fuck, and I'm willing to bet that despite being all over the marketing, Nic Cage is probably in the actual movie for like 5 minutes or something.
---- 183077827
-so you ripped off what we do in the shadows but wacky tobaccky and bad 
-im supposed to go see this now?
---- 183077896
->>183075643
->lets also hire Cigar Frog and give her even more screen time than Cage
---- 183078053
->>183077781
-Most of Cage scenes are already on Youtube.Only missing opening scene where he fights vampire hunters and ending sequence where they defeat him (but not really kill)
-There's also scene where he visits Renfield in his new apartment. The rest is in trailers
-
-"I'm count Dracula, who are you?"
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONX1paW-5-0 [Embed]
-
-"I'm the prince of Wallachia"
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPV4tdpTTP0 [Embed]
-
-Followed by trailer scene "Let's Eat!" and that's pretty much all of Cagecula.
---- 183078159
->>183077896
-casing aquafina as the female lead/love interest was like sabotaging their own movie.
---- 183078256
->>183078053
->"I'm the prince of Wallachia"
->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPV4tdpTTP0 [Embed]
-
-Swan Lake playing in the background was nice but of course "le funny Negro" trope. Is the whole comedy like this? Like the whole comedy acpects coming from deadly vicious Dracula and retards quipping?
---- 183078299
->>183075273 (OP)
-Nintendo Chads win again
---- 183078346
->>183078256
-Pretty much. Swan Lake made me smile more than any attempts of dogshit 'comedy' they tried. Seriosuly comedy fals flat in this film and you have more fun when you see shit like red armor from 1992 Coppola's Dracula or Cage's "Nosferatou" looklike appearance when he's not fully regenerated. What a shit comedy when blatant fanservice makes you smile more than actual writing.
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piSVS9EUC3Q [Embed]
---- 183078347
->>183075547
-ill just torrent it, like every movie
---- 183078379
->>183075547
->theres only 15 min of cage's Dracula
-maybe that's why
---- 183078428
->>183078053
->Most of Cage scenes are already on Youtube
-Yeah, it's fairly obvious by the given plot of the film is more about Holt's character. Dracula only exists to set the plot into motion, and be the final boss.
---- 183078484
->>183075547
-from what I got from the trailer it's very "ew you're mansplaining" type humour.
---- 183078493
->people are getting bored with superhero movies
->perfect time for a refreshing take on Dracula
->they make it into a superhero movie
-I swear to God Hollywood is full of idiots
---- 183078577
->>183075331
-Mario is going to cover many flops
---- 183078629
->>183078053
->.
->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONX1paW-5-0 [Embed]
-
-He's legitimately creepy. Shame the movie flops and we will never see more of him like he teased. Or just give him a proper Dracula film and ignore this flop. Margot Robbie plays Harle Quinn in 3 DC films where 2 of them flopped hard.
---- 183078656
->>183075273 (OP)
-i liked it. it was bad but i liked it
---- 183078668
-Nobody wants to pay for side character spinoff cash-ins from better stories. At best they tolerate them when they are freely available.
---- 183078680
->>183075331
-Nintendo Gets a good portion of that Mario movie money
---- 183078740
->>183075273 (OP)
-15 minutes of Cage maybe 
-basically capeshit comedy
---- 183078801
->>183078629
-Yes, he is. He's really one of the best takes on classic Dracula. Remember Van Helsing? Cage is like this but actually done right. Roxbough was all talk no action. He was annoying as fuck and lame. Cage is feral, brutal, changes from gentleman to fucking animal in a second and continues gentleman talk with blood all over his face like it's nothing.
-
-Also the movie repeats The Mummy trope where monster slowly regenerates over time. Just like Ahmanet slowly changing from skeleton to queen, Dracula goes from completely burned form you see in the trailer to full Lugosi. Looks awesome with burned body.
---- 183078848
->>183078629
-Cage Dracula movie, kino. nobody cares about capeshit Renfield
---- 183079029
->>183078848
-Renfield guy was good too but writers turning him into Deadpool 2.0 ruined this. The best moment with Renfield are right at the begining where he just helps Dracula to get out of a magic ring by sliding his shoe and breaking the ring. Not superhero shit, it's like normal action you would expect from Renfield.
-
-And Cage in full Logosi look. Absolutely fucking nailed this, It would be hard to tell if you put black and white filter.
---- 183079092
->>183079029
-Speaking of black and white.
---- 183079097
->>183079029
-damn, i didn't realized how close to Bela Lugosi Cage could look. Now i wished this was just a Dracula movie instead
---- 183079135
->>183079092
-And now just for giggles, compare with OG
---- 183079184
->>183075273 (OP)
-It’s probably a decent movie, but I’m not paying 15 dollars at a theater to see it when it’ll be on Netflix in a month
---- 183079329
->>183079184
->It’s probably a decent movie
-if you're a huge awkwafina fan and like capeshit i guess
---- 183079374
->>183079329
-Oh shit is she in it? Fuck that. I love Nic Cage and all but these new comedies are prime examples of “actors had more fun goofing around on set than the audience will have fun watching it”.
---- 183079421
->>183079184
-not decent
-ist garbage. everything apart from dracula and dracula lore is garbage. 80% of the film is renfield and awkafina investigating corrupt cops and tracking mafia then renfield fights swat and thats fucking all. deadpool with dracula at the begining. it even starts with 'you are probably wondering why im there..' shit. 
-
-i wanted to like it but theres nothing decent about this. ive been waiting fucking 5 years for total fucking shit. critics praising this garbage are fucking retarded.
---- 183079451
->>183079097
-They are.
---- 183079454
-Was pretty good, and the amount of people in the cinema didn't say bomb to me.
---- 183079515
->>183079451
-No. Cage was surely cast because he looks like Carlos Villarias from the 1931 Spanish Dracula.
---- 183079642
->>183079515
-Sharp eyebrows are from Lugosi obviously
---- 183080009
->>183076224
-Soulless Chinese pandering garbage
---- 183080057
->>183075273 (OP)
->Nicholas Hoult
-i really loathe this guy
-dont even know why
---- 183080089
-*crickets*
---- 183080129
->>183078629
->just give him a proper Dracula film and ignore this flop
-
-this the renfield is being abused by dracula comedy angle was retarded
---- 183080182
->>183080089
-Stay till the end. There's lot of unused takes with Dracula in black and white and then 1930s style "Renfield" title card. End credits are better than action scenes.
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gdXSf2s0Dc [Embed]
---- 183080203
-"Anon, thanks so much for taking me to see Renfield. As a thank you, after the movie, I'll suck your -- Blood! Bleh!"
---- 183080385
->>183078379
-Wait are you serious? I was tempted to go see this just to see Vampire Nicholas Cage.
---- 183080404
->>183075547
-I watched it last night it was pretty good just very gorey which is why marvel is a better movie franchise it doesn't rely on gore
---- 183080408
->>183075273 (OP)
-I went and saw it and it was retarded but entertaining.
---- 183080472
-From all the commercials I genuinely have no idea what type of movie it’s supposed to be
---- 183080487
->>183077731
-And how is the audience supposed to know that?
---- 183080491
->>183075547
-i saw the preview, it looks like the shittiest movie ever made.
---- 183080494
->>183080404
->>183080408
-How do they explain Renfield's death in the original film? Or Dracula coming back to life? Some anons said that they recreated original Dracula secenes for some moments. One anon said there's also Demeter trip briefly shown.
---- 183080530
->>183080494
-None of them can really die basically dracula is truly immortal and most of the ways to kill him are probably false rumours.
---- 183080583
-People literally won't watch anything other than capeshit, and even that's flopping now. Youtube won
---- 183080615
->>183075273 (OP)
->Renfield is going to reboot the Dark Universe!
->flops harder than The Mummy
-Oh I am kekking
---- 183080697
->>183080494
-Dracula is immortal. Can not be killed by stacks in heart or holy water, only stopped for a moment. Maybe sunlight can kill him for good because Cage avoids daylight and there's a scene they open sun visors and he espaces not to be burned.
-
-Basically Dracula at the end of 1931 was only stopped, not killed.
---- 183080788
->>183076224
->There was no reason to cancel monster darkverse after that.
-True. Also, there's no beating an evil waifu.
---- 183080815
->>183080487
-If you know Dracula, you know who Renfield is. If you don't know, you're what we RenFrenz call a "normie".
---- 183080845
->>183080615
-Yeah, and they said it was a flop. Earning 170M was a flop in Universal eyes. Renfield making 7M doesn't help their monster verse.
-I'm calling. None of other monster films they plan will ever tom Mummy's box office. Then they will call Cruise and ask for more.
---- 183080924
-Awkwafina is such an eyesore
---- 183080986
->>183080009
-Chinks ban undead, zombies and skeletons.
---- 183081096
->>183078629
->where 2 of them flopped hard.
-Birds of Prey cost less than Renfield and will have made 4xmore at least. Shit movie but it's nowhere near the level of bomb as this
---- 183081132
->>183080615
->here's why Renfield will avoid Dark Universe mistakes
->Renfield director explains what went wrong with Dark Universe and knows not to repeat these mistakes
->Renfield will reboot Dark Universe 
->Here's why The Mummy could not establish Dark Universe and how a standalone Renfield film can lead to it's revival
---- 183081199
->>183081132
->RENFIELD HAS PERFECT FORMULA
---- 183081250
->>183075273 (OP)
-I was extremely interested when I thought it was going to be a real Dracula movie. When the trailer came out and I saw it's some irony-poisoned Warm Bodies style parody with capeshit quips I immediately stopped caring.
---- 183081296
->>183081132
-Literally can't bruise Cruise. His movie wasn't great either but he's money making machine. I mean even look at reviews. The Mummy at 16% and Renfield at 58% but Cruise absolutely won despite bad reviews.
---- 183081298
-nobody gives a fuck about Nicolas Cage since he's become a reddit favorite. He needs to start taking real roles again.
---- 183081349
-This isn't even a 'real' Nicolas Cage role. It's a Ghost Rider situation where he gets to be mildly eccentric but otherwise the part wasn't written specifically for him and he doesn't get to do much of his classic Cage acting
---- 183081378
->>183075273 (OP)
-nobody wants to watch an Awkwafina movie
---- 183081399
->>183081296
-You know extra irony? Monster hunters that made no sense in the mummy and everyone hated them in that film would be pectly fine here. Something like Jekyll's guys tracking Dracula's crime scenes while Renfield helps to hide the evidence makes much more sense than Renfield taking on corrupt cops and masia goons.
---- 183081434
->>183081096
-> Birds of Prey cost less than Renfield
-
-In adjusted dollars, Renfield cost the same or a little less. But the box office for Renfield is a whole nother level of awful.
---- 183081440
->>183075273 (OP)
-Why not release it in late September or early October when people are feeling a little "spooky" for Halloween? Let's release it a week after Easter! Oh it flops? Must mean the market doesn't like monter movies I guess? Fucking idiots.
---- 183081463
-They should have just given up on the single monster movies years ago and done a modern House of Frankenstein/Dracula with bigger name actors playing all the monsters, that probably would have made some money. Clearly no one's really interested in the solo monster movies anymore.
---- 183081489
->>183080845
-The Mummy was terrible, but it at least set the groundwork for an expanded universe. Universal gave up on the whole thing before it really got started. I don't know how they think some shitty comedy was supposed to reboot it.
---- 183081496
->>183078159
-This
---- 183081509
->>183081463
-Or just reboot Monster Squad.
---- 183081573
->but at least international box office will save it
-Nope.
-
-Starring Nicholas Hoult as the titular character and Nicolas Cage as Count Dracula, the modern-day re-imagining of the Transylvanian legend opened to an estimated $7.7 million domestically. It added another $2.3 million from overseas markets, for a global debut of $10 million.
-
-https://collider.com/renfield-global-box-office-10-million/
---- 183081671
->>183081463
-the single monster movies could work if they make them into fun action adventures like the 1999 Mummy. It took the basic framework of the original film (ancient mummy curse unleashed in the modern era) and updated it. The Tom Cruise Mummy took itself too seriously and ended up not being taken seriously at all. Then Universal flipped out, deciding to go a more comedic route and not take itself seriously at all, and it's a massive flop.
---- 183081817
->I think audiences were turned off by too much Dracula in it, next time we do one of these we probably shouldn't show Dracula as much
-You just know this is being brought up in studio meetings right now
---- 183081960
->>183081716
-that was a flop, too, and a terrible movie
---- 183082143
->>183081817
-They probably, and unironically, will call Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp to renew contracts. Then announce Depp's big return to silver screen after Amber trial.
-
-It's ovbious they don't mind spending money on these monster films. I mean who the fuck said 'okay so let's put 80 million for Renfield buddy cop comedy' and approved this idea? The movie shouldn't cost more than 20M and that's including Nic Cage's 5mil check.
---- 183082170
->>183078053
-Absolutely terrible miscasting. If I had even a sliver of interest in seeing this, now I won’t even pirate it.
---- 183082277
->>183081817
->ok guys maybe Dracula is just over played, now we need sexy villain like in the mummy
-Rumored Dracula's Daughter in works.
---- 183082294
->$65 million budget
-what in the fuck? I thought this was some cheap shit with 10% of that budget. It certainly looked that way in every trailer. No wonder this is a flop. Who is the audience for it? Nicolas Cage is a meme at this point with a small, ironic, internet-based audience. Barely anybody knows who Renfield is. And I can't think of the last vampire comedy that was a hit to begin with.
---- 183082332
->Awkafina
-
-No chance Id see a movie with her in it.
---- 183082353
->>183082294
->>$65 million budget
->what in the fuck?
-tax returns, it was 86m before
-
-
->Louisiana Economic Development reports that the total production cost of “Renfield” amounted to approximately $86 million. However, after tax rebates of over 40%, the makers’ expenses were reduced to around $45 million. After including salaries for the cast and crew, it brings the final total cost to $65 million, excluding prints and advertising expenses. According to industry sources, the makers allocated insufficient funds for marketing, and including break-even costs and all other expenses, the film ultimately cost the makers $150 million.
---- 183082403
->>183082353
->the film ultimately cost the makers $150 million
-ouch. This is an all-time flop then.
---- 183082540
->>183082353
-HOW THE FUCK THIS GARBAGE COULD COST 150M? JESUS CHRIST, THE MUMMY, WITH A TRIP TO EGYPT, FILMING IN LONDON AND CLISING MUSEUM PLUS RENTING ASTRONAUTS TRAINING JET COST 125M AND 195M WITH MARKETING SPENDS
-
-HOW SOMEONE AT UNIVERSAL MONSTERS STUDIO EVEN APPROVED THIS RENFIELD SCRIPT?
->HMM YOU KNOW WHAT, SUPERHERO RENFIELD JOINING A TRAFFIC COP IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GO, HERE IS YOUR 150 MILLION SON, GO ON
---- 183082643
-it wasnt marketed at all i think. it must be horrible or just bland
---- 183082668
->>183082540
-Tom Cruise covered costs of renting that plane and filming in London. They filmed The Mummy next to London's Scientology building, basically right behind it.
---- 183082672
-That actor playing dracula is a talentless idiot. Unwatchable after seeing Rumble Fish.
---- 183082755
-Global numbers are in. 10M. Not 10M extra just for foreign, it's 10M including domestic.
---- 183082921
-This seems more interesting tbqh. Both will probably get mogged by Eggers' Nosferatu though.
---- 183083045
->>183078379
->>183080385
-There's alot more screentime than that, but it's true it isn't in your face from start to finish. Imo it's done perfectly and not relied on to carry the film. Too much awkwfina tho
---- 183083082
->>183075273 (OP)
->ctrl + f "trailer"
->7 results
-I honestly think the trailers killed it. I was apparently one of the few people the advertising reached, and the first trailer had me interested but the second one totally lost me.
->the trailer is just a preview, if the trailer is shit the movie is shit
-True to an extent but there's a lot of wiggle room. Some shitty movies look great in trailers. The second trailer was just a montage of red flags.
---- 183083182
->>183082672
-Based rock dweller.
->>183082921
-I'm a little worried about Morb and Renfield poisoning the well for better vampire movies. Hopefully these two will right the ship.
->>183083045
->Too much awkwfina tho
-Is there an amount that isn't too much?
---- 183083189
->>183083082
-this 30 sec tv spot was better than trailer
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwqwYgnD38c [Embed]
---- 183083320
->>183083189
->"that's dry clean only"
->she puts the gun down
->explanation continues
->gun is back
-I know it's autistic of me but a continuity error in a trailer is kind of weird.
-The b&w part in the beginning was cool though. It's like they had a lot of good ideas and then hired the most talentless marvel hack to write it.
---- 183083521
->>183075547
->I like vampires
->I like wacky comedy's
->I like Nicolas Cage
-Why not just watch Vampire's Kiss instead?
---- 183083997
->>183083320
-it's clearly because the dialogue is being presented out of order. The "dry clean only" bit is definitely meant to be toward the end when she lets her guard down and puts the gun away, but it's presented in the trailer as the middle part of the conversation.
---- 183084354
->>183075547
-why not just admit you're a faggot?
---- 183084783
->>183075273 (OP)
-maybe they shouldnt be absolute fucking retards and release stuff like this in fucking mid april
-
-nobody cares about spooky shit 24/7 except the real weirdos 
-save that shit for sept-oct and odds are it would have had more people just watching in the spirit of halloween
---- 183084891
-i will remind them
---- 183085059
->>183078159
->we want the big box office numbers
-Jesus christ
---- 183085269
->>183075273 (OP)
-mario was woke (peach was a whole different character) but at least there wasn't any race swapping
-
-i still don't know why they did this to peach after almost 40 years of establishing her character
---- 183085305
->>183085059
-I have yellow fever and this bitch is too annoying and not cute enough to put up with. Box office death.
---- 183085316
->>183078299
->respects their fans
-nintendo is the most disrespectful they can be towards fans
-
->doesn't car..
-oh, it's opposite points
---- 183085330
->>183080203
->after the movie
-why not during it?
---- 183085423
->>183075331
-Universal makes a lot of money in October
---- 183085471
->>183075797
-Why is this?
---- 183085609
->>183075273 (OP)
-They tried to bring back a classic Universal monster in the most Reddit way possible. It deserved to flop.
---- 183085692
->>183075273 (OP)
-All the hype for this was "Nick Cage plays Dracula!" and then it turns out it's a quippy irony-poisoned comedy about that one guy from the X-Men prequels and Cage only has like 10 mins screentime.
---- 183086008
-Dracula was easily the best part of the movie and he's barely in it
---- 183086030
->>183085471
-I don't know. If I had to make a guess, I'd say that the out party is looking for more escapism than the in-party. Vampires represent wealthy aristocracy "sucking the blood" out of the lower class, which could be why vampire works are more popular with democrats. Zombies can represent all sorts of things but mainly they represent a return to self-reliance and self-defense which are popular themes with republicans.
---- 183086134
->>183076224
-There was no need for cruise they have the frasier films
---- 183086345
->183083182
->183082921
-Not watching your interracial dracula
---- 183086434
->>183086030
->vampire works are more popular with democrats
-There's always a relative balance of party members, and media always leans democrat, so I would say it's more about which theme is more timely.
-It's interesting that the more gun-friendly genre, zombies, are more popular when there's a democrat president.
-I would add that religion is effective against vampires while irrelevant with zombies.
---- 183086474
->>183075273 (OP)
-It looks like shit tbqh
---- 183086511
->>183086008
->>183085692
-Wait Dracula is barely in the movie? What happens the entire run time then?
---- 183086562
->>183086511
-Renfield eats ze bugs, does John Wick shit, and talks about problematic relationships. Just watch the final trailer, it spoils everything.
---- 183086631
->>183076224
-The difference is Renfield cost a bit of money and will make no profit but Mummy cost a shitload of money and made no profit. That's why Dark Universe got cancelled.
---- 183086710
->>183086631
-mummy made 20m profit
---- 183086803
->>183086434
-Yeah, that's why I don't claim I have an actual answer. And for all I know, zombies are more popular with democrats and vampires are more popular with republicans. I have no data to back up anything other than that vampire media is more popular when a Republican is president and zombie media is more popular when a Democrat is president, which is an observable phenomena.
---- 183086974
->>183086803
-Well that's definitely an interesting observation so thank you.
-FWIW, I'm Republican and played a shitload of zombie games during the early 10s trend but prefer vampires now and haven't felt like returning to zombie during the Biden years.
---- 183086984
->>183086562
-Does he get borderline superpowers from the bugs?
---- 183087017
->>183086984
-Yes. It's in the trailers sempai.
---- 183087036
->>183086984
->borderline
-full on superfast, superstrong and super resistance
-
-its deadpool
---- 183087090
->>183087017
->>183087036
-I’m glad I lost all interest in this movie when I saw Awkafina was starring in it. I wanted to see Nick Cage hamming it up as Dracula and it sounds like he’s barely in the movie at at all.
---- 183087173
->>183086974
-You should try Zomboid. Aside from the simple 2.5D graphics it's basically the ultimate open-world zombie game that I always wanted.

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---- 183076089
-Why do woman love Studio Ghibli so much?
---- 183076106
-its twee
---- 183076115
->>183076089 (OP)
-"aesthetics"
---- 183076143
-idk but i once achieved coitus with a female due to knowing some ghibli stuff. thank you miyazaki.
---- 183076155
-every bitch loves ghibli until you put on pompoko and she looks at you like you're an alien
---- 183076174
->>183076089 (OP)
-most of the protagonists are woman
---- 183076236
-soi feminist shit
---- 183076365
-I watched Princess Mononoke with my mom and every time the women of Iron Town (literal whores) made fun of the men she laughed.
---- 183076427
->>183076089 (OP)
-Their vaginas
---- 183076464
->>183076089 (OP)
-Because Disney told them to love it.
---- 183076480
-which Ghibli movie will get me the most pusy bros?
---- 183076497
->>183076365
-none of this happened but you wish it did for some reason
---- 183076538
->>183076497
->let me tell you about your life
---- 183076549
->>183076480
-Porco Rosso. Bitches love antifascists.
---- 183076565
->>183076497
-Yeah and she's not tonguing my wound rn either whatevs bro
---- 183076593
->>183076538
-i’m a liberal
-i get to tell you what you do and why you do it
---- 183076610
->>183076089 (OP)
-Women hate white men
---- 183076626
->>183076549
-is that what you tell yourself at night?
---- 183076661
->>183076089 (OP)
-As Schopenhauer said, woman are in-between children and men. Ghibli films are kids cartoons with a slightly more adult edge in some respects. It’s perfect for women
---- 183076734
->>183076610
-then why do they rate them as most attractive and desired globally
---- 183076805
-Kek, no woman watches fucking anime, this is your american tranny headcannon
---- 183076835
->>183076089 (OP)
-Because the movies are good.
---- 183076865
->>183076805
-I went to see Suzume and there were two qt Asian dorks.
---- 183076933
->mostly european settings with no diversity
-how long until liking ghibli is problematic?
---- 183076973
->>183076089 (OP)
-woman like to pretend to like anime.
---- 183077012
->>183076933
-honestly good question
-if chuds made a new movement like “it’s ok to be white” but instead became weebs and championed asian media as the new white nationalist entertainment of choice it would force these movies to become insanely pozzed instantly 
-good people simply aren’t allowed to enjoy anything anymore
---- 183077089
->>183077012
-When has anime ever worried about being woke?
---- 183077100
->>183076933
-This thread was started by a seething leftoid
---- 183077104
->>183076089 (OP)
->Why do women like japanese disney movies so much?
---- 183077226
->>183077089
-it hasn’t 
-but disney is involved now and everything i said could happen will happen
---- 183077334
->>183076089 (OP)
->pretentious
->foreign
->japanese (bonus points)
->overtly full of hidden meanings & metaphors (i.e. appearance of intelligence)
->magical and fantastical
->but not too overly done; still digestible by average audience
-
-women couldn't tell you a fuckin thing about what any of the political commentaries or influences are, or what they actually mean. Their favorite movie is an artistically beautiful foreign film with a deeper message and dark tones, so that makes them interesting by proxy.
---- 183077694
->>183077226
-Yes but the majority of mangaka can get money elsewhere. Disney doesn't make a dent on the anime industry.
---- 183077920
->>183076805
-Young girls do, which is what we're into
---- 183077926
->>183076089 (OP)
-kino and soul, faggot
---- 183078023
->>183076089 (OP)
-they have better taste than (you)
---- 183078207
->>183076805
-do ghibli movies really count as anime, i just call them cartoons
---- 183078245
->>183076089 (OP)
-"Women"
---- 183078328
->>183076089 (OP)
- Most of the films are fun adventures with female protagonists, I imagine they don't get a lot of those.
---- 183078376
->>183078207
-Of course they do, are you dumb?
---- 183078380
->>183077914
-Is she the cutest Ghibli girl?
---- 183078400
->>183077334
->picrel
-LOL NOOO MUH SECWET CLUB LMAO
---- 183078566
->>183077334
-This image was satire before people started posting it unironically.
---- 183078587
->>183078400
->>183078566
-yikes lmao why not just say “stop making fun of me”
---- 183078604
->>183078400
->>183078566
-samefag
---- 183078608
->>183078400
-I know you're probably looking for (You)s, and just le epic troll, but that's clearly not the point of that comic, it's about how if you join a group/hobby, you should enjoy for what it is, and not change literally everything about it.
---- 183078633
->>183078376
-you're telling me this counts as anime?
-feels more like a cartoon to me. And it's too kino to be associated with anime
---- 183078670
->>183078633
-this movie. is borderline cp ngl
---- 183078682
->>183078633
-Who cares? It's just a word.
---- 183078707
->>183078587
->>183078604
-t. brown guys who think they are founding members
---- 183078726
->>183078707
-only nonwhites say this shit
---- 183078738
-I've met a few women who like ghibli. If i have to say, they are japanese disney
---- 183078751
->>183078633
->it's too kino to be associated with anime
-Based
---- 183078779
->>183078707
-post tits
---- 183078812
->>183078633
-In the west, anime just means Japanese animation, so yes it's anime.
---- 183078842
->>183076089 (OP)
-We just do
---- 183078879
->>183078633
-seriously tho some anime films deserve to be treated as movies because how much kino they’re
---- 183078907
->>183076805
-Absolutely delusional
---- 183078912
->>183078842
->We
-tranny please
---- 183079168
->>183078380
-yes
---- 183079213
->>183078707
-lmao do people really brag about being founding members of fan groups? lol no wonder getting a gf is impossible for you
---- 183079442
->>183078633
->that ending where they just take her back to the moon
---- 183079728
->>183078879
-this is kind of what I was talking about. 
-Personally, while I pretty much hate anime in general, I definitely recognize that there a couple gems in there if you dig a little.
-I was just thinking of what to call them, because they're simply 'too good for anime' so to speak (and I wouldn't want to tell anyone have actually watched anime). I brought up "cartoons/animated films that happen to be made in japan" instead of anime, but anons just scoff at me. 
-Sounds a bit silly, but maybe you get the idea
---- 183079768
->>183076089 (OP)
-Idunno but Grave of the fireflies is pure kino
---- 183079856
->>183079168
-Kiki is peak comfy kino.
---- 183080003
->>183076089 (OP)
->usually a female protagonist
->magical realism
->almost always a romance side plot
->cute artwork
->environmentalist messages
-Is it really that mysterious to you that women might like this?
---- 183080281
->I will not name him, but there is a great master of animation who always takes a young woman as his heroine. And to be frank I think he does it because he does not have confidence in himself as a man. This veneration of young women really disturbs me and I do not want to be part of it.
---- 183080360
->>183080281
-He actually does it because he was one of the first to realize that people would prefer to watch a cute anime girl rather than some dude in their gook cartoon movies.
---- 183081607
->>183076626
-Holy shit, this the most accurate image I've ever seen on 4chan.
---- 183082633
->>183079168
-I believe there's no way you can make something this beautiful, innocent and wholesome without having some degree of admiration for little girls
---- 183082871
->>183076089 (OP)
-It promotes a very traditional lifestyle despite all of the goofy little characters. They can embrace what feminism took away from them while pretending it's all about forest spirits or some such shit.
---- 183083001
-some of it is very good
-that doesn't make anime good
---- 183083494
->>183082871
-Kinda reminds me of that cottagecore "aesthetic" (zoomers call everything an "aesthetic")
---- 183083830
->>183078633
-Say it: anime is kino.
---- 183083945
->>183080281
-He does it because they are all based on some waifu of his from a 50s anime.
---- 183083985
->>183076365
-I watched Grave of the Fireflies with my Mom and she got so sick of "Nii-chan" being replaced with "Seita" in every single instance of the subtitles that she angrily turned to face me and demanded to know "What is she actually saying!".
---- 183084070
->my favorite miyazaki movie? Why it's Castle of Cagliostro. Studio Ghibli? What? Never heard of that.
---- 183084211
->>183076480
-it's always howl's moving castle
---- 183084753
->>183084211
->will you still love me if I turn into an old lady or a scarecrow?
---- 183085509
->>183084753
-thank god i love her enough to put up with this
---- 183086623
->>183076089 (OP)
-panty shots
---- 183086665
->>183083985
---- 183086816
->>183076626
-99% sure disneys most successful spic-flick is Cars and its sequels, not that its very related to this message just wanted to bring that up
---- 183086894
->>183076089 (OP)
->Why do woman love Studio Ghibli so much?
-For the same reason why trannies love animu.
---- 183087032
->>183083985
-Grave of the Fireflies is one of the most manipulative POS Japanese films I've ever watched. 
->P-preasu feeru sowwy for our chiruduren! We were za vicutims obu za war!

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---- 183076925
-Asuka is best girl
---- 183076996
->>183076925 (OP)
-Best at being the worst
---- 183077027
->>183076925 (OP)
-Just finished End of Evangelion. 
-Are the remake movies worth watching?
---- 183077031
->>183076925 (OP)
-Correct. Reifags are delusional simps who don't know the PLEASURE of TAMING a FIERY woman.
---- 183077057
->>183077027
-None
---- 183077058
->>183077027
-No. Not unless you really liked Eva and want more of it.
---- 183077082
->>183076925 (OP)
->>183076996
-we all know who was best girl
---- 183077093
->>183076925 (OP)
-fratboy
---- 183077094
->>183076996
-plank of wood personality
---- 183077107
->>183077031
-it you want her to be tame why not just go for the emotionless fuckdoll
---- 183077128
->>183077107
-no fun
---- 183077131
->>183077058
-I do want more, and now i'm dissapointed there isn't more to watch. The movie was awesome, even if my brain started shutting off towards the end as the voices were blabbering exposition at me.
---- 183077142
->>183077128
-which is what you'll be saying when you tame the other one.
---- 183077215
->>183076925 (OP)
---- 183077259
->>183076925 (OP)
->>183076996
-Actual best girl stomping through.
---- 183077450
-Rei II > Asuka > Misato > Rei III > Rei I
---- 183077457
->>183077259
-pls
---- 183077511
->>183076925 (OP)
-For me, it's Ms. Misato.
---- 183078677
->>183076925 (OP)
---- 183078756
->>183076925 (OP)
-Goth asuka is even better.
---- 183078816
-Maya.
---- 183078822
->>183077027
-Rebuild 1 is a slog to get through since its just redoing the TV series. Rebuild 2 is shit. Rebuild 3 is also shit and doesn't feel like Anno was behind it. Rebuild 4 is the most interesting and experimental one with a lot of meta, introspective shit like EoE.
---- 183078833
->>183078677
---- 183078844
->>183077031
-You can't tame her m8
---- 183079148
->>183078844
-yes you can
---- 183079185
->>183078844
-You can with rape.
---- 183079190
->>183078822
->Rebuild 4 is the most interesting and experimental one with a lot of meta, introspective shit like
-just get a gf, lol
---- 183079222
->>183076996
-
-But she is Shinji's mother...
---- 183079371
->>183077031
-I kind of flipflop on who I like more but I kind of land on that Asuka would be more fun to be around, as long as she's accepting of you
---- 183079540
->>183077094
-https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1681336635619457.webm 
-consneed, Rei is fun and cool
---- 183079595
->>183078756
-based
---- 183079662
->>183079540
-this alternate rei is a different person and must be labelled as such.
---- 183079690
-does anyone have that vocaroo of Asuka scalding you for not being able to bench 3pl8?
---- 183079737
->>183079222
->he self inserts as Shinji
---- 183079798
->>183079737
-
-I do. And I am tired of pretending I am not.
---- 183079984
-Realistically this is how Asuka would respond to any anons advances
---- 183080041
->>183079340
-I...want to lick it...
---- 183080117
->>183078822
-I actually like 2 since it kept the broad strokes of the story the same while still changing a lot. Pretty much what I wopuld want out of an Eva remake.
---- 183080168
->>183079984
-Good thing I'm aloof, quiet and withdrawn.
---- 183080274
->>183080060
-Dayum!
---- 183080315
->>183076925 (OP)
-Asuka is the entry level choice
->>183077082
-Kaworu is the sophisticated pc user choice
->>183076996
->>183079540
-Rei is the trancendant, all encompassing divine mother that is always watching over you regardless of your choice
-
-aside from waifushit Just rewatched Eva and EoE and I think it holds up pretty well. The first time through the egotrip episodes was confusing but after seeing it again it fits really well. Unfiltered mind it would probably look really chaotic like that. I'm not sure about canon but it feels like Eva was the internal view of the pilots and EoE was what was actually going on in the world around shinji as his ego broke down 
---- 183080451
->>183076925 (OP)
-I'm such an idiot. I always enter threads like this hoping for actual discussion about the show but there never is any
---- 183080488
->>183077027
->>183077058
-Don't listen to this guy, the rebuilds are nothing like the show
---- 183080512
->>183080476
---- 183080538
->pedo
-You all need to kill yourselves
---- 183080550
->>183077027
-1 is basically the first few episodes condensed into a movie. Kind of a snore.
-2 is a little different and ends on quite a cool cliffhanger that changes the story immensely.
-3 throws away a lot of what 2 set up and is just weird gay and a completely different direction.
-4 keeps moving along with the plot of 3 and is kind of like eoe but much lighter. The animation in 4 is quite simply amazing.
---- 183080584
->>183076925 (OP)
-Fuck no, Misato maybe.
---- 183080684
->>183080451
-what do you want to talk about
---- 183080717
->>183076996
-that describes Rei, yes.
---- 183080738
->>183080488
-Rebuild one is literally the first handful of eps over again
---- 183080740
-What's the point of this show, is it just a big shagging fest where they're all fucking the boy?
---- 183080765
->>183076925 (OP)
-Asuka is a bitch and Rei is boring. I don't get the appeal of either of them.
---- 183080799
->>183080041
-her asuhole?
---- 183080804
->>183080451
-that ship has kind of sailed, even on /a/
-Evangelion discussion has been a staple of this website as long as I've been here but I think a lot of the *actual* discussion for the series was being driven by the wait for the rebuild movies, especially the 4th one. I noticed a very steep decline in Eva discussion shortly after the last rebuild movie had widespread release. I don't mind though because this series has been picked apart and evaluated all over the internet and on 4chan probably more than any series I can think of, I just think that a lot of oldtimers who would show up and discuss this series over the years finally got tired of having the same discussions all the time. I imagine if the franchise came to end with the 3rd rebuild movie, discussion would have died off way sooner, but the 8 year gap for the 4th movie kept the ball rolling
---- 183080809
-Mari is unironically the best Evangelion girl and this is not up for debate.
---- 183080919
->>183077027
-They aren't remakes, they are a canon continuation of the story and differentiate from the main movies in several ways. They are required viewing for any true Eva fan.
---- 183080936
->>183080804
-WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO RELEASE THE CAMRIP? HOW CAN THE JAPS NOT FILM IT AND UPLOAD WITH SUBTITLES? DO THEY NOT CARE ABOUT WESTERN FANS?
---- 183080939
->>183076925 (OP)
-Misato is best girl
---- 183080991
->>183080809
-the last 10 minutes of the final rebuild movie are unadulterated kino, the ending is perfect and that's not up for debate
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMmcwrb8OIs [Embed]
---- 183081003
->>183076925 (OP)
->ywn have a hotheaded spunky 14 year old gf again
---- 183081005
->>183076925 (OP)
-true, very true
---- 183081008
-Gothloli Asuka is amazing.
-
->>183080799
-Hell no, I meant her asscheeks covered by the plugsuit.
---- 183081031
->>183080730
-nice little shot of Asuka's precious foot, saved
---- 183081063
->>183080740
-That's about as far off as you could get
---- 183081085
-As someone who doesn't know really anything about Eva, why do they keep remaking the first couple episodes of the show over and over again decades later? I don't get it.
---- 183081092
->>183081003
->ywn have a hotheaded spunky 14 year old gf
---- 183081174
-I watched the rebuild before the og
---- 183081187
->>183078816
-looks like a boy you fucking fag. short hair is disgusting
---- 183081276
->>183077057
->>183077058
->>183078822
->>183080488
->>183080550
->>183080919
-I guess i will watch them even if you guys are divided, since it's gonna be new animation (i hope)
---- 183081277
->>183080809
-Mari has the smelliest feet of all the Eva girls
---- 183081297
->>183078816
-That's just shinji with tits.
---- 183081515
->>183081187
->>183081297
-Tastelets please go
---- 183081649
->>183081085
->over and over again
-
-They did it once, for the first Rebuild movie. The second movie is half old stuff half new, 3rd and 4th are entirely new content. And they did it because of money, plain and simple. Hideaki Anno was somehow able to retain the rights to Evangelion when Gainax went under and he wanted to ensure his studio would have enough funding for an entire lifetime.
---- 183081714
->>183081515
-a cute
---- 183081776
->>183081714
-this entire sequence is fucking nightmare fuel
---- 183081833
->>183081714
-is this gay
---- 183081914
->>183081833
-Yes, Lilith is appearing before every human being on the planet in the image of the person they love the most, to coax them into Instrumentality willingly. Maya was secretly in love with Ritsuko
---- 183081925
->>183081833
-try imagining the scene with 2 guys instead
---- 183081954
-i prefer the live action version
---- 183082181
->>183081954
-not that one
---- 183082448
->>183078816
->TANGED
---- 183082486
->>183081003
---- 183082513
->>183082181
-Shirogane is a goddess.
---- 183082623
->>183082513
-And so is China dress Asuka.
---- 183083254
->>183082181
---- 183083474
->>183081914
->secretly
---- 183083511
->>183077082
-yeah, shinji
---- 183083599
->>183077082
-That fucking faggot
---- 183083638
->>183077082
-I identify more with him than any other anime character. What does that say about me?
---- 183083659
->>183083638
->>183083599
---- 183083662
->>183081914
->tfw no one to love
---- 183083732
->>183083659
-Okay, but tell me something I don't know.
---- 183083826
->>183083254
-more
---- 183083895
->>183080117
-Asuka got dunked into a garbage can for the second movie
---- 183083934
->>183081063
-So he sees everyone else having sex and he starts raping and pillaging like some one man Nanjing Massacre?
---- 183084056
->>183079690
-Is this it?
-https://vocaroo.com/1oKFEPguYMCb
---- 183084371
->>183084056
-THAT'S IT ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH, 3PL8 BENCH HERE I COME
---- 183084427
->>183084139
->Rei
---- 183084484
->>183081187
-It's Ok to be gay anon
---- 183084494
->>183084212
---- 183084553
-Is there anything more to Evangelion than that the protag actually quit in key moment?
---- 183084583
->>183082181
-Imagine the smell
---- 183084593
->>183076925 (OP)
-why is a 10 minute clip 3 gb big
---- 183084615
->>183077027
-Hell no
---- 183084669
->>183076925 (OP)
-Second place on a good day
---- 183084733
->>183081003
->again
---- 183084840
->>183076925 (OP)
-Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
-Do it to me every time
-Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
-And I'm jello, baby
---- 183084957
-Rei is a bird
---- 183084959
->>183078822
-To me 4 seemed like it was much more along the lines of what Anno was trying to convey in the TV ending but with actual animation this time. While far from perfect I enjoyed it the most out of the Rebuilds overall.
---- 183085024
->>183084957
-Caw.
---- 183085375
->>183084840
-Shinji listens to XTC, not Weezer. He isn't a total loser.
---- 183085437
->>183083826
-forget her name, sorry. wsr will provide.
---- 183085443
->>183076925 (OP)
-Asuka should be lobotomized and kept on life support as a cum dump and breeding sow.
---- 183085735
->>183085443
-not far off from how she ended up
---- 183086811
->>183085735
-So Asuka is a clone in the rebuilds? I don't get it 
-
-I get the sense that Anno doesn't really care about the in-universe story of the rebuilds and it's more just him working out his issues over fame and his relationship to Evangelion as a franchise
---- 183086837
->>183077456
-What is this?
-what is this?!
-WHAT IS THIS?!
---- 183086961
->>183083662
-This shit stabbed deep.
---- 183087070
->>183077027
->Are the remake movies worth watching?
-Absolutely, if you're not a retarded faggot.
---- 183087539
->Poofy dress Asuka
-My heart!
---- 183087585
-how has nobody posted the canon best girl?
---- 183087673
->>183077027
->Are the remake movies worth watching?
-The first two are Cliff's Notes fan fiction.
-The second two are basically God Emperor of Dune played out in the NGE universe.
---- 183087691
->>183087585
-wdym the whole thread is full of asuka
---- 183087797
->>183087691
---- 183087872
->>183087585
-she is a boring, forced character and exists only to fulfill the director's fantasies (ironic because he constantly bashes his fans about this) of what a perfect waifu is
---- 183087910
->>183087585
->canon
-funny, since she's not canon
---- 183087952
->>183077027
-READ THE MANGA
---- 183088016
->>183087952
-what are some reasons to read the manga? More detailed story?
---- 183088028
->>183081276
-DON'T DO IT
-YOU CAN'T GO BACK
-IGNORANCE IS BLISS
-READ THE MANGA
---- 183088064
->>183086811
-I don't remember them going indepth with it but I think it's a similar thing to the Rei clones in NGE
-I'd need to rewatch 2.0 (which I really don't want to) because I cant remember but I think Asuka might have died due to being trapped in her Eva..In 2.0 if I recall correctly, Asuka played the role that Toji played in the original series of getting trapped in the angel infected Eva unit..Asuka's DNA might have been harvested or something to make all those clones, idk
---- 183088068
->>183087952
-manga isn't canon, chud
---- 183088070
->>183088028
-well damn just tell me then
->>183088016
---- 183088072
->>183088016
-The manga is basically NGE as written by someone who didn't like the original ending or thought it was a genuine flaw with EoE that Shinji didn't beat up the Mass Production Evas in the end 
-
-it's the original story but epicer for fanboys
---- 183088103
->>183081277
-Yes, she is the best girl, as previously stated
---- 183088122
->>183088072
-Was it not written by the creator of NGE?
-I'll have to check it out
---- 183088127
->>183083934
-The show is 'what if [something]' but instead of like every other show/movie the mc does a whole bunch of unreasonable unrealistic things he instead acts 100% understandably and relateably and this drives people insane for some reason.
---- 183088158
->>183086837
-I think some PS2 game
---- 183088304
->>183088158
---- 183088338
->>183088072
->>183088016
-The Manga and NGE both started at the same time, but the manga took something like 15 years to finish.
-
-It is, for the most part the same, some character details like Shinji playing the Cello are seen more thanks to the extra space afforded by the format. Irrc Kowaru is introduced sooner and is a more fleshed out character therefore.
-
-Yeah, the endining is slightly different, but unlike the rebuilds that shit on everything it's more just an alternate take.
-
-I'm not sure where the lorefags current stand post 3.0+1.0 but previously the manga was seen as the first iteration of Evangelion in the time loop.
---- 183088416
->>183083638
-it means you should be my bf
---- 183088490
->>183088338
->Irrc Kowaru is introduced sooner and is a more fleshed out character therefore.
-That's good because iirc he was introduced at the end of one episode and then died in the middle of the next, which was jarring.
->I'm not sure where the lorefags current stand post 3.0+1.0 but previously the manga was seen as the first iteration of Evangelion in the time loop.
-Wait what? These iterations of NGE are seen as timeloops?
---- 183088546
->>183081003
->again
-At least you had it you asshole. At least you have the memories.
---- 183088661
->>183076925 (OP)
-She is built for Mass Produced Eva cock
---- 183088712
->>183088127
->he instead acts 100% understandably and relateably and this drives people insane for some reason.
-I think that really depends on what sort of person you are. Shinji acts like an extremely introverted pussy for pretty much the entire duration. And I'm sure to some, that is very relatable. But there are plenty of people who have a spine and self-confidence, who had them a young age, to whom it undoubtedly is annoying to see this kid get all of the opportunities of their teenage fantasies and completely squander them.
-
->Older women lasciviously flirt with him - b-but.. she drinks.. beer...
->One of the few able to pilot a world-saving mecha - b-but.. what if I.. c-can't do it.. good?
->Training in the world saving mecha so you can do better next time - completely dissociates
---- 183088811
->>183076925 (OP)
-What do they do if they have to peepee/poopoo while in the Evas and plugsuits?
---- 183088873
->>183088158
->>183086837
->>183077456
-It was some weird free, Japanese PS3 game. I had a jp PAN account to get demos of games that weren't out yet, and saw this. I remember having Misato's 3D model telling me stuff. I had no idea what the game was about though. I'll try to login to my JP account when I'm done lifting and maybe I can redownload it.
---- 183088879
->>183088811
->PLUG suit
---- 183088903
->>183088811
-Eva's can only hold a charge of like 5 minutes when they get unplugged and most sorties seem to be based around eliminating the threat as soon as possible. So they just have to hold it, or go before a mission.
---- 183088926
->>183080991
-The Rebuilds were such a mss but I'll freely admit I teared up when One Last Kiss started playing
---- 183088943
->>183088490
-I just took a second look at the changes as described by the wiki, there's a lot wrt characters that's probably /worse/ than nge, but also nothing too significant, so probably worth a read. Again, the rebuilds take a huge stinking dump all over everything so in comparison I don't think the manga could be nearly as offensive.
->Wait what? These iterations of NGE are seen as timeloops?
-Spoilers ahead. read at your own risk:
-TLDR: The final movie is literally called 3.0+1.0, of course it's a loop bro.
-
-Right from the start of 1.0 there were indications of a timeloop going on. Fans quickly picked up on this and compiled all the evidence into something rather compelling. Some of the changes that indicated the loop could be seen as just homages, others were far harder to write off. Meanwhile word of God said that there was no timeloop. Fans continued to theorise anyway and at some point the Manga got tied into this theory too, despite the creator of that claiming his work was entirely his own and had no relation to the rebuilds whatsoever, keep in mind the manga ended like 6 years after the rebuilds had already started. The previously assumed to be titled 4.0 was eventually announced as 3.0+1.0 which seemed to be the final confirmation that Eva was in fact a timeloop except...
-
-This is personal conjecture but I think in the huge gap between 3.0 and 3.0+1.0 Anno changed his mind about a lot of stuff and so ultimately went in a different direction. Rather than being a strict timeloop, Anno sort've self inserted himself into the universe as a Gendo being controlled by outside, meta forces, and made *all* incarnations of Evangelion canon. Yes, *all*, every spin off manga, every random game, even the fucking pachinko machines. These are all canon evangelion timelines/timeloops/instances/parallel universe, and Gendo/Shinji/Anno cut his ties to all of them. Goodbye All Evangelions. The final "loop", 3.0+1.0 ends in a new world with no evas.
---- 183089048
->>183080991
-Contains Mari so impossible
---- 183089153
->>183088903
->let loose a turd
->it floats around in the LCL while you are trying to concentrate on kicking the ayy-lmao in the weird "family jewels" thing.
-
-I would hope they have some sort of filtration system going on.
---- 183089180
->>183089153
-they arent naked in there
---- 183089221
-It's morally okay for Shinji and Misato to have sex
---- 183089246
->>183089221
---- 183089287
->>183089246
---- 183089349
->>183088943
-Interesting stuff. Reminds me of a quote from GRRM that goes something like, if you write a murder book series, and people already figured out who the killer is in the first book, then you can't simply change your mind since you already inserted all the clues and foreshadowing.
---- 183089353
-Is there a single better shot of Asuka in NGE?
---- 183089650
->>183089349
-GRRMs trick is to just insert 10x as many clues as go with the outcome noone predicted (^:
---- 183089754
->>183089650
-True enough
---- 183089817
->>183089650
-GRRM's trick is to never finish the fucking books so he can laugh at his fans and their theories in the afterlife, probably while chowing down on capons, lamprey pies and delicious lemon honey drizzled pastries.
---- 183089852
->>183089287
---- 183089856
->>183089353
---- 183089915
-How do I get an Asuka gf?
---- 183089951
->>183089650
-I don't know about that, most of the twists that are revealed in the books aren't very esoteric. The ASOIAF theory community going insane into hidden clues is more a product of the lack of books rather than something from the books themselves.
---- 183089961
-As a man of culture I appreciate the finer things in life
---- 183090060
->>183088338
->Irrc Kowaru is introduced sooner and is a more fleshed out character therefore.
-Kaworu in the manga sucks, Sadamoto just made him into a huge asshole because he likes edgey shit. He did the same thing with Gendo and Kaji.
---- 183090091
->>183076925 (OP)
->>183076996
-27 years.
-It has been 27 years and somehow you buffoons are still at it.
---- 183090223
->>183080991
-I just went and rewatched it.
-I think the thing I hate the most about the rebuilds vs NGE is that NGE through and through is reasonable as scifi. The rebuilds are just total madeup 'whatever the fuck we want to happen can' fantasy.
---- 183090242
->>183089221
---- 183090315
->>183089856
-This shot is ruined for me since I caught my younger brother jerking off to it. To this day we'll still occasionally bust a laugh whenever someone brings up NGE or Asuka.
---- 183090357
->>183088712
-You might have autism bro. Noone in Shinji's situation, neglected, manipulated and used would be any different. Sure lots of people say that if they were in his shoes they'd be oh so much better, they'd be the usual anime protagonist but that's utter bullshit. Shinji's story doesn't start at the beginning of the show, it starts when he watches his mother die and when his father sends him away. Tell me you'd be any different under those circumstances.
-
-The show itself even addresses this, he gets stronger, he gets more confident, he grows a spine all during the action arc. Hell he even kisses the girl. Then what happens? His Dad tries to make him murder his friend.
---- 183090383
->>183089856
---- 183090390
->>183081003
->again
---- 183090442
->>183083934
-Nope, what Shinji wants is pure love that's why his eyes sparkle with life, but then when it's all just filthy lust he gets angry.
---- 183090444
->>183090315
-did you help him finish at least?
---- 183090934
-sexo with drunk Misato
---- 183091210
-It would be just my luck if Misato finally was interested in me and it was the apocalypse
---- 183091273
-Haven't actually watched the series yet, but am aware of certain aspects, due to just being around weeb culture for almost 2 decades, and it being referenced in other anime, and memes. A thing I here/see expressed often though, is people's shock, and anguish when they realize that that aged pass this chick being a cougar anymore, since they were her age, or older when realizing
->>183084669
->>183089221
->>183089246
->>183089287
->>183089852
->>183089961
->>183090242
-That must suck, the closest I can relate, is being older than shonen MCs, and
-being closer in age to the guy who's called "old" or "old man" on shonen teams (he's usually only 30)
-
-https://youtu.be/LgDAqCZHhNU [Embed]
---- 183091426
->>183091210
-In my heart of hearts, I know that I will never love ag-ACK
---- 183091481
-Can't fucking post threads on this board because of you fucking 4chan incel pedos posting your faggot pedo shit and getting my ISP range banned. Fucking hate you pedo 4chan cunts, kill yourselves you fucking faggots
---- 183091548
->>183090444
-u damn homo gay
---- 183091596
->>183091481
---- 183091729
->>183091548
-sorry i assumed you were a girl.....
---- 183093504
->>183093352
-congratulations
---- 183093515
-Elon is lurking ITT. Say something nice to him
---- 183093537
->>183093515
-Get thicker skin, faggot
---- 183093731
-does Misato shave, trim, or bush?
---- 183093766
->>183077027
-You can skip 1 unless you want to give EVA a general rewatch and then stop at 2 because 3&4 are garbage. 3 is decent if you're a homo I guess.
---- 183093897
->>183093731
-Misato has a full bush to contrast with Asuka's wispy barely there pubes
---- 183094125
-Everyone knows in reality, Shinji is best girl.
---- 183094315
->>183077215
-Gee, Asuka, you look pretty cool.
---- 183094375
->>183077082
->girls are all mean to Shinji
->the only person who's really nice to him is a guy
-Ha ha man this show is really unrelatable ha ha
---- 183094391
->>183079737
-Even when I was a teenager I thought Gendo was coolest. Then again I couldn't grow a mustache fully yet and only had a chinstrap like that. So the other kids at the sci-fi / anime club said I looked like Gendo. Also, I was in the Rei best girl camp.

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---- 183076930
-Webster Edition
-
-Previous: >>183064915 →
---- 183077050
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE__4bb3r0Y [Embed]
-What's the lore behind this?
---- 183077122
->>183076930 (OP)
-Urkel appears on DS9. What happens next?
---- 183077151
-No one's ever really gone.
---- 183077155
-based janny shitting on the thread cheaters
---- 183077284
->>183076930 (OP)
-necrobump
---- 183077329
->>183077151
-I dislike the character of Jack, it feels like a self-insert.
---- 183077347
-You twats told me Picard was bad so I never got past the first episode. I’m at the end of season 1 now and it’s great. Has the feel of the TNG films as a series, rather than the feel of of the TNG series, and that’s fine. Never listening to you people again.
-
-DS9 is still kind though.
---- 183077491
->>183077347
->Has the feel of the TNG films as a series
-That's the problem though
---- 183077580
->>183077347
->Has the feel of the TNG films as a series
->Generations
->First Contact
->Inssborations
->NemesizzzzZzzzzz
-
-Weirdest thing I have heard this week.
---- 183077610
-Never forget what they took from you
---- 183077632
->>183077610
-All because right wingers were rallying behind them.
---- 183077713
->>183062798 →
-Not really what I was looking for but thank you. Someone please post Apu singing Faith of the Heart super emotionally, please?
---- 183077724
->>183077580
-Well as in the fact that it isn’t telling one (1) fourty-five (45) minute story in one (1) episode. If the plot was condensed series 1 could easily have been a 2-3 hour TNG film after Nemesis - no idea about 2 or 3 as I’m not there yet.
---- 183077952
-Watching DS9. Bajorans are very clearly utterly unfit for Federation membership.
---- 183077983
->>183077952
-Cardies hard the right idea.
---- 183078095
-Ah yes, the borg, again.
---- 183078116
->>183078095
-They're a resilient bunch.
---- 183078148
-somehow the borg returned
---- 183078180
->>183078148
---- 183078191
->>183078095
-Would you rather have Space Cthulhu coming out of a spacd butthole?
---- 183078246
->>183078191
-That's my fetish
---- 183078306
->>183078191
-I want The Dominion!!!!!!! Actually, no I don't. They'd ruin the Vorta and Jem'Hadar. They'd turn the prissy sass that comes from the overflowing confidence Dominionoids had into self righteous trannyism.
---- 183078324
-Imagine if Daimon Bok came back again to have his final revenge. Or Duras' third illegitimate cousin clones the Duras sisters to get his devillish plot. Or Sela reveals herself as the orchestrator of the Romulan supernova only to set in motion a series of events that puts Picard
-Ahh fuck it.
---- 183078332
->>183077122
-When?
---- 183078339
->>183078191
-I would prefer the Kardashians.
---- 183078365
->>183078324
-If Daimon Bok fucking came back again lmao... I'd shit. They'd redeem the whole show for me if they bothered something that petty, stupid, and desperate.
---- 183078377
->>183078324
->Duras sisters
-My dick is ready
---- 183078378
->>183078324
->Daimon Bok came back again
-Would be kino.
---- 183078462
->>183078324
-Daimon Bok would be kino.
->I've been the orchestrator of all of your pain Picard. I was the one who made the Borg assimilate you!
---- 183078593
->>183078191
-you say that as though borg weren't front and center in picard s1
---- 183078645
->>183078324
->Or Sela reveals herself as the orchestrator of the Romulan supernova
-lol star trek online did that, kind of
-there's a time travel plot and she ends up being the reason why the iconians blew up that star
---- 183078646
-Starfleet can't wait for Picard to die, all this over the top bullshit with the borg will end.
---- 183078679
->>183078593
-And season 2
-After we already had an entire movie dedicated to them
---- 183078716
->>183078646
-...until shows up and wants to play with his ol buddy again and just insta-resurrects him and the borg come bounding back
---- 183078748
-The borg are cool and interesting
-But so are...
->tholians
->cardassians
->romulans (who get used very little)
->klingons
->the dominion
->any number of aliens you could just make up for the show
---- 183078750
->>183078716
-until Q*
---- 183078789
-I wish they had used this show to repair the damage done to the Borg by First Contact onwards. Keep the fucking queen if they absolutely need to, but she should be more of a central nexus of the collective, a Locutus figure of sorts, instead of a mustache twirling villain.
---- 183078824
->>183078748
-Iconians are literally just waiting to be used in some way.
---- 183078885
->>183078462
->>183078378
->>183078365
->ep 10
->Enterprise D squares off against F
->is on its last leg and everyone is dead except Picard
->main screen turns on
->it's Jack
->I am Võx, I am all the Borg. You will surrender, Resistance is futyle.
->No not this time. Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise. Computer prepare for ramming speed.
->Enterprise-D collides with F
->everything explodes
->fade to black
->yellow grid lines fade in slowly.
->Picard stand in the middle.
->an impish kackle can be heard
->Hahaha, finally, Peecarrrrr. Now you dirty hewmon will finally understand what I felt when I lost my son.
->holodeck doors open.
->it's Elnor
->takes his sword and decapitates Bok
->General Picard, the CSS World Razer awaits your command.
->Picard looks at the viewer
->Oh no, not again...
->Executive Producer Terry Matalas
---- 183078965
->>183078885
-No. Bad gay and lame. It would have been better if Bok just channeled his inner Ferengi and acooooooomulated profits now that the Ferengi Alliance is a shell of its former self. Using all of his latinum, he managed to just buy a whole gang of people to follow him in incredibly powerful ships. Hell, he could've paid for a ship that nice. Then they could have it where he went out of his way to hunt down Picard, bumps into the big Borg swarm, and accidentally saves the day. People could hail him a hero for a comedy bit at the end of the show too.
---- 183078976
->>183078748
-Gorn as well (even more so if you ignore SNW gorn)
-Breen would also be cool
-Revisiting the Xindi (at any number of points in their timeline) would be cool to see
-then you got shit like Kzinti who get mentioned a bit and are kind of historically important but we never see or learn anything about them
---- 183079008
->>183078824
-Fuck the Iconians, go play STO
---- 183079013
->>183079008
-STO was fun. :)
---- 183079051
->>183078976
-Aren't the Gorn part of the Klingon empire?
---- 183079065
->>183078885
->no "choose to live" 
-5/10, missed opportunities
---- 183079106
->>183079013
-Agreed, but I don't want the stories there in tv trek
---- 183079144
-how does the entreprise d even fly with just a dozen boomers aboard
---- 183079150
->>183079106
-What did you play? I bought the Dominion DLC.
---- 183079323
->>183079144
-Ship automation, have you never seen The Search for Spock?
---- 183079378
->>183079144
-It can even fly with just one person.
->computer, go to warp.
->computer, scan
->computer, red alert
->computer, fire torpedoes
->computer, damage report
->computer?
->ahhhhh, computer beam me to escape pod!
->ACK
---- 183079687
->>183079144
-
-Yeah. The ent d had a crew of like 600-700. Did they all have their thumbs up their asses or did they have actual necessary jobs to make the ship run?
-
-Search for spock played this straight, the klingons took one shot and Enterprise got permanently fucked up. Kirk and his four crew couldn't do shit. Obviously we're not gonna get anything that makes that much sense out of Picard.
-
-And it probably took hundreds of thousands of people working on different parts to build the D, but Geordie can just slap it back together in his spare time, alone?
-
-The writers are idiots and it doesn't make any goddamn sense. Just pure nostalgic manipulation. Look at all these simpletons tearing up at the sight of old actors and the old ship. These morons are who picard is for.
---- 183079745
->>183078976
->Revisiting the Xindi
-
-Yes, let's make our Big Bad the aliens from the seasons no one watched, of the Star Trek series no one watched.
---- 183079772
->>183079745
-Fuck you, I loved Space Battleship Yamato: Starfleet Edition
---- 183079846
->>183079745
-So to them it'll just be a brand new race. What's the problem with that? You're just angry to be angry feel better soon
---- 183079874
-In Trek News, on Monday New vs Doo is literally happening.
---- 183079960
-What does half Klingon sweat taste like?
---- 183080035
-i want
---- 183080087
->>183079960
-Gagh, but sweeter
---- 183080136
->>183079687
-the Enterprise will probably just fly into the swarm and the Borg won't do shit just like drones not reacting to away teams. then they will somehow hack the swarm or beam Sidney and thf others out. Then they'll find out where Jack it is and fly there to rescue him.
---- 183080178
->>183079687
-Maybe Geordi built in holographic emitters to simulate a crew for visitors of the museum.
---- 183080321
-https://collider.com/star-trek-picard-season-3-borg-alice-krige-terry-matalas-comments/
->Matalas explained, saying "that the Borg Conduit, from Season 2, was a bit of a distraction so that they could open the real one where they are, which you'll discover in the finale."
-Does that mean Jurati Borg Queen was evil all along?
---- 183080439
-I want to be house husband to Jadiza. I would rub her feet when she gets off work.
---- 183080500
->>183077952
-Yep. They are the kikes of space. Everyone thinks it's the Ferengi, but it ain't. GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG!
---- 183080547
->>183080500
-The Changelings are the jews.
---- 183080563
->>183080439
-Why are you telling us this? You know if you go on /trash/ that there are two whole threads where you can add people for 1 on 1 conversations for stuff like that instead of bothering us.
---- 183080566
-we should have had more bug type aliens
---- 183080597
->>183080566
-Bugs aren't sexy.
---- 183080621
->>183077610
-Never forget Juan Solo.
---- 183080627
->>183080547
-Don't insult Changelings like this. They just want to be left alone.
---- 183080645
->>183080563
-shutup!
---- 183080650
->>183080597
-that one is
---- 183080660
->>183080645
-I'll kill you.
---- 183080782
->>183080627
->They just want to be left alone.
-By subverting the Alpha Quadrant?
---- 183080793
->>183080321
-I think we're supposed to forget that season 2 ever happened. My fears came true. Season 3 is shitting the bed.
---- 183080838
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TGn06Nq_TM [Embed]
---- 183080880
->>183080793
->My fears came true. Season 3 is shitting the bed.
-If you ever had faith then you are a naive soul.
-If you ever had faith past the first ten minutes of the first episode of the season then you are a fucking idiot.
---- 183080881
->>183080793
-It'll all come together in the end.
---- 183080892
-whatever happened to the orville?
---- 183080969
->>183080892
-McFarlane is saying to be cautiously optimistic about Season 4.
---- 183080978
->>183080892
-No one watched it and its probably not gonna get a fourth season announcement and instead just fade away.
---- 183081015
->>183080880
-I enjoyed episodes 1-5. They were far from perfect, but I still enjoyed them and I hoped this season would hold together and not be a disjointed clusterfuck like seasons 1 and 2. I am naive and I know it now.
---- 183081026
->>183080782
-The Alpha Quadrant 'invaded', trespassed, and interfered in the Gamma Quadrant first. The first thing they did was send people over to start making colonies.
---- 183081049
->>183080969
->>183080978
->>183080892
-Idk where to watch it. That's the only reason I haven't seen it.
---- 183081061
->>183081015
->then you are a fucking idiot.
---- 183081068
->>183081026
-They didn't know that there were space jews that couldn't handle colonies in their quadrant. They withdrew their colonies when they knew it was a problem.
---- 183081080
->>183081026
-Yeah, the Dominion just told them not to send ships. Then the Federation just doubled down and kept sending ships.
---- 183081101
->>183081049
-It's on Disney Plus in the UK, and Hulu in the US.
---- 183081138
->>183081061
-come at me bro
---- 183081164
-Why did they replace Hemmer with a female when the cast is already heavily slanted that way?
---- 183081188
->>183081068
-No they didn't. The Dominion destroyed every colony and told them to stop sending ships over. The Dominion said that they owned that spot, and sending people over would be a hostile action. Star Fleet & the gang just scoffed at the idea of being told no. 
->>183081080
-The Federation developed a ship made specifically for war (which isn't a bad thing necessarily) but then immediately decided to send it into proclaimed Dominion space just to conduct espionage. Then the Cardassians and Romulans went over into the Alpha Quadrant to kill all of the Founders before The Dominion even really did anything pro-active.
---- 183081207
->>183081138
-I don't make the rules, I just enforce them
---- 183081274
->>183081188
->Star Fleet & the gang just scoffed at the idea of being told no.
-They left the Dominion alone after being told no. Why are you a Dominion apologist? You're going to start calling them the founders at this rate.
---- 183081314
->>183081188
->Cardassians and Romulans
-Wasn't that entrapment?
---- 183081326
-Hello old friend...
---- 183081352
->>183081164
-Is it?
->Pike, Spock, Mbenga
->Uhura, Laan, Chapel
-Seems prety fair
---- 183081366
->>183081188
-Gooey hands typed this post.
---- 183081416
->>183081326
-Hello my analog friend.
---- 183081443
->>183081274
->Why are you a Dominion apologist?
-I don't know actually. I will totally agree with you that I am one though. 
->>183081314
-You couldn't entrap some one if they weren't inclined or wanting to do it. I know that's a very icky argument to have because of how it'd imply a lot of people tricked into bad situations deserved it, but if the shoe fits...
->>183081366
-I actually think that the Changelings are the lamest part of The Dominion. The Vorta & Jem'Hadar duo is just so cute... I wish I was a Goober (goo person). I could be better to them.
---- 183081613
->>183081352
-You forgot Una and Ortega
-Plus the recurring characters of T'Pring and Batel (Pike's fuckbuddy)
-Plus most of the characters of the week
-Its overwhelmingly female
---- 183081620
->>183081188
-The plan to go bomb the founders was explicitly planted and guided by the shapeshifters who had already infiltrated specifically to draw both the obsidian order and the tal shiar into a trap
-They wanted them gone because they saw them as a threat
-They would have done the same to S31 if they knew it even existed
-They were also right to think that intelligence agencies were more of a threat than actual militaries, considering it was S31's virus that nearly did them in
---- 183081655
->>183081416
->analog
-I think we need to mail them a dictionary
---- 183081698
->>183081613
->T'Pring and Batel (Pike's fuckbuddy)
->Plus most of the characters of the week
-They are also mostly hot.
---- 183081780
->>183081698
-Eh, some are, some def aren't
-Regardless, that wasn't the point. TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY had plenty of males and females and still had hot chicks.
---- 183081793
-name one bad EMH episode
---- 183081802
->>183081655
-It's an analogy.
---- 183081806
->>183081793
-the one where he matrix runs on the wall and has to take over the ship for some reason
-it's just goofy
---- 183081839
->>183081793
-Virtuoso
---- 183081866
->>183081620
-I know. This didn't change my stance or opinion. I still think what they did was a smart move. I could see it was an intelligent move from the Romulans. If I was a Romulan, I probably would've read over that plan myself and thought 'yeah could work.' I feel the Cardassians bothering was stupid. Thanks for replying to me though. These few posts have me a bit wondering on how I have now become such a Dominion shill.
---- 183081883
->>183081839
-wrong that's kino
---- 183081891
->>183081802
-Analogies have to be established ndt be in reflection of something. You can't just call it an analogy when they use the wrong concept because they don't understand it.
---- 183081956
->>183081883
-Were you ever open to someone changing your mind or was this response a given no matter what episode someone named?
---- 183081971
->>183081956
-specifically virtuoso is kino
---- 183082003
->>183081971
-Because?
---- 183082122
->>183082003
-because I say so
---- 183082136
-i hate women
---- 183082203
->>183082136
-What about T'pol?
---- 183082222
->>183082122
-Amazing contribution, truly a credit to the post count
---- 183082246
->>183082222
-Anon you shouldn't have posted that comment and then gotten quads... Now he's right.
---- 183082265
->>183082203
-He said women, not fucksluts
---- 183082285
->>183082265
-wtf, you want to share her? You're gay dude.
---- 183082301
->>183082246
-If you can't pick up on the sarcasm then you can join up right alongside him
---- 183082350
->>183082285
-If wanting to fuck T'Pol is gay I don't wanna be straight
---- 183082372
->>183082301
-Sorry sweaty. You didn't put a period at the end of your post.
---- 183082388
->>183082136
-Peace through Superior Firepower
---- 183082453
->>183082388
-Certainly something that should be stored on Daystrom station.
---- 183082869
->>183080035
---- 183082945
->>183081891
-It's an analogy because the D is an old tanker that isn't on the linked network.
---- 183082951
-Mmmmmm, just like Andoria!
---- 183083327
->>183081326
-Looks like shit
---- 183083367
-I want a live action Aquan
---- 183083417
->>183081326
-When was it salvaged? Wasn't it always clear that it HAD to be removed from Veridian III?
---- 183083502
->>183083417
-Geordi explains that because of the Prime Directive they removed it pretty quickly
---- 183083595
->Saucer with main bridge is Enterprise
->Drive section with battle bridge, engineering and warp core is Syracuse
-Is the whole ship Enterprise or Syracuse?
---- 183083666
->Geordi rebuilt the D in 10 years with drones 
->borg didn’t know about this
---- 183083894
->>183083666
-The past 20 years even.
---- 183083933
->>183083666
-They should know now, because Alundra knew.
---- 183084186
->>183083933
-Alex Kurtzman just Q snapped that away
---- 183084423
-post some characters who did nothing wrong
---- 183084777
->>183083933
-You're thinking too much about the internal logic of the story. You should really just relax.
---- 183084781
->>183084423
---- 183084856
->>183084423
---- 183084893
->>183084777
->Trips of truth
-Shaw was just having a power nap too anon.
---- 183084989
->>183079687
-Geordi mentions drones lading torpedoes. Maybe the drones will do the damage control?
---- 183084997
->>183081613
-Who cares?
---- 183085064
->Gundam threads are all G-Witch
->Trek threads are all Picard
-Nobody is talking about 30 year old shows that I actually watch from my favorite franchises and I am sad.
---- 183085092
->>183079874
-Fucking based. Ever since we first saw him I knew Captain Shaw would get along with Tom Paris.
---- 183085107
->>183085064
-You have had 30 years to discuss those episodes old timers, our time is now.
---- 183085125
->>183084989
-Geordi will reveal that he installed holo emitters in every hallway and he'll summon an army of slave EMHs to sing their merry tunes and fix the ship.
---- 183085157
->>183085125
-Not only that, the EMH's will all be of the crew from previous seasons.
---- 183085223
->>183083595
-
-The whole ship is the ship of theseus
---- 183085280
->>183085125
-
-This is the worst idea so far, so it's probably what happens.
---- 183085320
-TOS
->spock
-TNG
->data
-DS9
->odo
-VOY
->EMH and then 7 of 9
-
-So who is the exception character that survives shipwide events or can pose a threat to the rest of the crew when he goes rogue for SNW and STD?
---- 183085344
->>183085320
-Wouldn't SNW be Spock again?
-STD is probably Mikey, but I haven't seen a single episode so it's just a guess.
---- 183085345
->>183085064
->Nobody is talking about 30 year old shows that I actually watch from my favorite franchises and I am sad.
-Thanks for sharing. Your sadness fills me with glee.
---- 183085406
-Captain on deck.
---- 183085449
->>183085406
-kleinfelters on genome
---- 183085453
->>183085320
->Disco
-Michael Burnham
---- 183085490
->>183085157
-In period appropriate uniforms, i.e. stock footage.
---- 183085524
->>183085490
-You just juiced my member berries.
---- 183085556
->>183085406
-did okuda always have a massive jaw?
---- 183085567
-Today on Did you know?:
---- 183085568
->>183085490
-They'll be in period appropriate uniforms but with the old actors. They'll handwave it as the holoemitters acting up.
---- 183085673
-If you were a Trek captain, what dishes would you serve your senior staff?
---- 183085709
->>183085673
-Well-done steak with A1 sauce.
---- 183085751
->>183085673
-My repertoire for cooking is legitimately only what Sisko would know from his Louisiana flair (have it same) and Italian food.
---- 183085774
->>183085673
-grilled cheese
---- 183085874
->>183085406
-A gay Captain?
---- 183085908
->>183085874
-They already showed Sulu as a captain.
---- 183085937
->>183085320
->>183085344
-SNW is probably Number One
-Also, you forgot T'Pol and Phlox in ENT
---- 183085943
->>183085908
-Sulu the character is straight
---- 183085986
->>183085943
-Sure whatever.
---- 183086017
->>183085673
-Sushi like Kanye does at his school.
---- 183086036
->>183085406
-Very gross. Nice find, anon.
---- 183086142
->>183085986
-No, we don't take that attitude here.
---- 183086145
->>183085567
-jesus christ.
---- 183086155
->>183086142
-Yeah ok.
---- 183086188
->>183079687
-Half of that crew compliment was science officers in charge of whole teams running deep space experiments. Then you have a large medical staff, and security personnel, and also the engineering teams that handle routine maintenance and upkeep. The figure required for a basic skeleton crew is probably mid double digits, even lower if there are no damage control teams and you are just running the ship and plan to abandon it if anything breaks like they did in Star Trek III.
---- 183086196
->>183085943
-She's adopted.
---- 183086217
->>183086145
-You'll learn the trivia. You'll know it by heart.
---- 183086233
->>183086188
-Search for Spock was really underrated.
---- 183086246
->>183085567
->>183086145
->>183086217
-I don't get the beef. I liked the little trivia. I never watched any of the movies enough to care though.
---- 183086277
->>183085567
-This level of weaponized autism is dangerous.
---- 183086302
->>183086233
-Everything about it was pretty cool, except for the core premise and plot of the movie so that's kind of an issue.
---- 183086333
->>183086302
-Sarcasm is unbecoming.
---- 183086365
->>183086277
-Attention to detail is nice. I only wish they also had it for things like the characters' personalities, or how shit would have work on a starship.
---- 183086409
->>183078475
->You've been eating too much of that replicated food, they don't even cover it with Lawry's and starch!
---- 183086470
->>183086277
-This guy is the ultimate trek autist. And they contracted him as advisor for S3 of Picard.
---- 183086482
->>183086409
-I don't know what's worse for your spirit. Replicated food or SEASONIGS
---- 183086501
-Welcome to the ready room, anon!
---- 183086524
->>183086036
->Very gross.
-You ain't seen nothing yet.
---- 183086529
->>183086501
-The eyes don't lie. That man is fucking sad.
---- 183086546
->>183076930 (OP)
-Insert the next line of dialog between webster and worf
---- 183086559
->>183086470
-Carpetry has to be on point. Fans will know .
---- 183086560
->>183077610
-Shaw's gonna borg it up next episode. And he would have died on frontier day no matter what
---- 183086611
->>183078750
-Q's dead
---- 183086627
->>183077347
-> I’m at the end of season 1 now and it’s great
-
-low tier bait
---- 183086643
->võx
-where the hell did that tilde come from?
---- 183086653
->>183086643
-It means voice
---- 183086712
->>183086653
-yeah, like vox populi, but i've never seen it with a squiggle
---- 183086729
->>183086611
-Q can still appear though, his old self may have died but what about is younger self?
---- 183086751
->>183086611
-It's impossible, as a master of time and space, he can be anywhere anytime. That means his self from 10 years ago could be there in ep10.
---- 183086761
->>183086643
-Voice of Locutus of Borg
---- 183086772
-sex with red eye demon sidney
---- 183086801
->>183086751
-I was trying to work out how to articulate >>183086729 thanks for that one brother
---- 183086802
->>183086772
->it's actually Eragon fucking you
---- 183086829
->>183080547
-basically.. seems like they are a metaphor for Kurtzman and bad robot infiltrating trek and destroying it from within
---- 183086839
->>183086772
->this is a fetish
---- 183086859
->>183086712
-Vox populi is from bioschock
---- 183086941
->>183086859
-it's latin, like enterprise's episode 'vox sola'
---- 183086951
->>183086802
-Talk about your best of both worlds
---- 183086966
->>183084856
-he had a kino voice
---- 183087072
->>183084989
->Geordi mentions drones lading torpedoes. Maybe the drones will do the damage control?
-
-Noticed this line also. A nice little line of exposition to fill out how 6 people can operate the whole ship. 
-
-I also personally enjoyed the clarification on why Geordi rebuilt the D instead of the E
---- 183087265
-smugney la forge
---- 183087337
->>183086951
-Part 1 or 2?
---- 183087389
-Those PCB looking parts were completely invisible in the episode.
---- 183087520
->>183087389
-All the CGI fucking it up
---- 183087579
->>183085673
-gagh Newberg
---- 183087643
->when is this white boy gonna clap my cheeks
---- 183088339
-He's so goddamn cute and beautiful
-
-I would love if he patted me on the head and said something calming with that deep voice of his
---- 183088536
->>183088339
-Trying too hard.
---- 183088722
->>183088536
-Lenny would have laughed at you, then told me what a massive poof you are.
---- 183088808
-I'm watching DS9 for the first time now, finished TNG last year and had to take some months to get over the hangover of the old characters so I can enjoy the new ones now and holy fuck I'm in love with Dax
---- 183088862
->ensign i need my cardassian child bride prepped for my mid day coitus
->get it done
---- 183088886
-they did her right
---- 183088994
->>183088722
-Him and I would have been best friends actually. He would've thought you were weird, gross, and incredibly silly. Then I would've offered to kill you. I would've Baned you right over my knee as an offering to him, and he would've said "Very cool, anon."
---- 183089034
->>183088886
-Post the webm.
---- 183089190
->>183088886
->last episode of picard will be sub rosa part 2
---- 183089267
->>183088886
-The red carpet isn't the right size.
---- 183089384
->>183089267
-Give Jordi some credit
---- 183089452
->>183089384
-But the proportions are incorrect.
---- 183089496
->>183089452
-6 of 1, Datard, take it easy.
-*Takes a fat rip of this stogie*
---- 183089504
-I need Dax's girlcock right now
---- 183089534
->>183089452
-Dude...sometimes just accept it
---- 183089555
->>183088886
-where did raffi and seven go?
---- 183089556
->>183089452
-Ugh like get a grip lol
---- 183089720
->>183089555
-They stayed on the Titan.
---- 183089721
->>183089555
-If you watched the ep you'd know
---- 183089756
->Watch All good things
->Finish All good things
->feels
-There will never be a trek like tng again :(
---- 183090044
->>183089756
-At least this has been kinda like S8 of TNG
---- 183090987
->>183090044
-Season 3 of Picard is not perfect but I would say it is the best you can get considering all the BS created by seasons 1 and 2. Season 3 incorporates a lot of TNG and Voyager Cannon to derive its plot while also course-correcting terrible storylines from seasons 1 and 2 (kurtzman trek)
---- 183091105
->>183090987
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzEtsDeqm_c [Embed]
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMn5wLflL9Q [Embed]
---- 183091218
->>183091105
-neat. metalas should have been in charge from the start.
---- 183091237
->>183077122
->causes a subspace implosion in the wormhole
->Did I do that?
---- 183091308
->>183077347
-The TNG films are widely regarded as hot garbage, with the exception of First Contact, but even then it's more of a space action film than a Star Trek film.
---- 183091364
->>183091308
-Uggghghhhh the Vorta were so fun!!!!!! Why don't we have them back (but good!)
---- 183091406
->>183078748
->>romulans (who get used very little)
-the fact that they did never use THIS as the fucking plotpoint of the reboot movies is a crime
-https://youtu.be/TsLxO7-7e0o?t=191 [Embed]
---- 183091534
->>183090987
-agreed
---- 183091656
->>183083125
-Funniest scene in that episode was Worf in full Klingon battle gear putting his hand on Sisko's shoulder and saying "You catch he game last night?"
---- 183091664
->>183091105
-Doesn't it all hinge on Picard having a kid? What if Picard never had Jack? Would her plan have failed? Not a very smart plan. Nice to try and weave in the Voyager stuff, if it was on purpose.
---- 183091667
->>183078095
-I thought Janeway genocided them
---- 183091686
->>183089267
-it burned up on planet reentry~
---- 183091749
->>183091664
-Something something changelings
---- 183091775
->>183086409
-Why did Sisko lead everyone to believe his father was dead in early DS9 seasons?
---- 183091793
->>183089555
-They're busy pumping nanoprobes into Shaw's soon to be borged corpse
---- 183091840
->>183091775
-I don't remember that.
---- 183091913
->>183091775
-Maybe they had a falling out from his Wolf 359 PTSD
---- 183091939
->>183088808
-Don't get too attached. She gets KLINGON'ED.
---- 183091952
->>183091775
-They were estranged at the time following an argument
---- 183091965
->>183088886
-Yfw your old ship mates completely forget about you, and you fuck up your one job so bad all of star fleet gets assimilated..
---- 183092006
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLD_X-0eVY [Embed]
-
-Why does this scene fill me with joy and how do I gain more of this emotion?
---- 183092026
->>183091664
-No, because in Voyager as noted in the linked videos the borg have been looking to better "infect" humans for a long period of time.
---- 183092066
->>183091965
-We'll get told that all of the changelings died from the morphogenic virus being beamed into them.
---- 183092158
->>183092026
-But they only needed to do that after being driven back by humans so many times which only started with Best of Both Worlds.
---- 183092272
-I'm currently watching the DS9 episode "Indiscretion." Dukat in Breen armor looks fucking ridiculous. lol
---- 183092274
->>183091656
-It sucks that they had to have a 'muh racism' episode just because the lead actor was black. Not even saying this for the modern day tension over this topic, I just think that it's exploitative. Avery apparently really wanted to do it though, so /now/ I'll criticize him for pulling it. 
->He was openly excited to film the implied sex scenes between him and the other female cast.
-Based for that tho.
---- 183092295
-So every single person who has ever used a transporter since whenever the changelings started doing this is now related to picard?
---- 183092320
->>183092066
-not all of them and Starfleet is infested with them now with  Tuvok possibly dead and Janeway being MIA also could be dead or I would more appreciate if she was abducted and made Borg, the new Borg queen.. but that is a little hope on my part. 
---- 183092353
->>183092295
-Only the ones under 25
---- 183092367
->>183092295
-And people still think transporters are safe, or totally don't just kill you lol.
---- 183092395
->>183092295
-Ro Laren must have known this since she specifically used a shuttle to reach the ship. Interesting that she didn't put that very crucial information in her data-earring, though.
---- 183092416
->>183092320
-They're clearly gonna have Tuvok/Janeway turn up in the final episode and Tim Russ already said he is in two episodes. Maybe someone on the Defiant too.
-
-I'm actually imaging a "Day of the Doctor" type scenario with all the ships from the museum showing up to help save the day.
---- 183092460
->>183092395
-She flat out said she doesn't trust the transporters, but I think it was more suspicions about transporter accidents to kill people that were investigating or suspicious of the infiltration and conspiracy. She likely had very little idea of what was actually happening.
---- 183092474
->>183092367
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anR7UwWeMxk [Embed]
---- 183092566
->>183091965
-the hazard is entirely transporter based, and this man knows transporters like the back of his hand. he'll save the day, and fulfil the LD prophecy.
---- 183092585
->>183091308
->The TNG films are widely regarded as hot garbage
-But then again most people are little more than mindless drones sounding off what they hear on the internet
---- 183092605
->>183092566
-is that obrien?
---- 183092650
->>183092460
-Nice headcanon but it all doesn't really make much sense.
---- 183092661
->>183092585
-In spite of their flaws, I enjoyed them all.
-sorry not sorry
---- 183092662
->>183092274
-Ds9 was deffinitely going too far with the egalitarian hopeful futurism of humanity that trek was known for.
-I mean it had transvestite allegories, mental illness awareness, actually committed to the black on white romance that tng failed constantly with.
---- 183092703
->>183092353
-Only people under 25 can be borgified but everyone has Picard DNA now
---- 183092728
->>183092474
-Those guys were right? Those two crawled so Barclay would sprint.
---- 183092747
->>183092661
-Recently rewatched Generations an First Contact and Generations is the much better movie. The Nexus itself doesnt work for me and doesnt make much sense but otherwise it's mostly fine. In First Contact, Lily is great but everything on Earth is kinda lame.
---- 183092800
->>183092662
->Guy has an implant in his head that keeps him drugged 24/7 because he has constant Bajoran fatigue.
---- 183092820
->>183092605
-too lean
-Obrien is built like a spud. Sturdy.
---- 183092840
->>183092662
-It even talked about Sanctuary Cities, but in the show they were more of a quarantine zone for undesirables. Take that as you will.
---- 183092871
->>183092703
-How the young so easily fall to collective idealogy
---- 183092904
->>183092747
-I think the hate comes from shinzon and data dying at the end of Nemesis. The plot for shinzon was good on paper, and data's death pissed off the autists, also the buggy scene, but if that was kirk they would have no problem with it. Nemisis had a cool opening scene.
---- 183092914
->picard's dna was altered by the borg and no one bothered to check
->except for that time they checked that shinzon was a perfect clone of picard
->a perfect clone created from dna obtained before his assimilation
-bravo terry
---- 183092936
->>183092840
-I wonder if it was just because ds9 copied bab 5 too hard since JMS is a massive socjus.
---- 183092942
->>183092747
->everything on Earth is kinda lame.
-FUUUUUUUCK YUUUUUUOOOOO
---- 183092945
->>183092416
->Tuvok should appear unless his second scene got cut.
->Shaw is definitely dead according to Matalas and the actor, but is still supposed to appear in the last episode in some way
->There's a post-credits scene.
->Frakes said nobody from the OG cast dies.
-
-I don't think we know much else.
-One would imagine the D doesn't fight exactly, it just tanks damage while they try and get to Jack and use the power of love to wake him up and get him to free everyone.
-The zoomers can get de-borg'd by a program of fleet-wide clean transporter use.
-
-Shaw might be a flashback but I doubt it, not important enough. He might get old-school Borg'd to reference Locutus but that's just mean and takes up screentime, similar to a flashback.
-So the idea that he gets revived might hold water, maybe he gets rezzed in the post-credits scene. If that's not just a new series begging scene of the USS Titan under Seven leaving spacedock to go on a mission with the new crew. 
-I guess Picard doesn't sacrifice himself because Frakes said no deaths and Stuart apparently was offended people expected this to be the last thing he does.
---- 183092959
->>183092840
-well maybe this will make you feel better... Voyager was a little more based 
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLwKFGjE2zY [Embed]
---- 183092965
->>183092914
-The uh dimensions and timelines changed and stuff.
---- 183092994
->>183092661
-I feel this way about PIC
---- 183093013
->>183092914
-Shinzon isn't cano- oh wait no they keep referencing Data's death... huh guess the timeline change that didn't actually change anything changed some things
---- 183093054
->>183092945
-The laris storyline dies out at the very beginning of the season. It feels like they could bring her back with some help to destroy this technological evil
---- 183093069
->>183093013
-Somehow...
---- 183093098
->>183092945
->We need to replace the Picard DNA in everyone!
->What do we replace it with? Any replacement DNA needs to be strong enough to resist Borg instructions! It has to somehow *hate* the Borg that much.... 
->... Captain, I have an idea. Today, everyone in Starfleet will be a dipshit from Chicago.
---- 183093926
->>183093098
-shaw is too good to be gone
---- 183094023
->>183093926
-agreed, just finished the last episode. The carpet nod, and nostalgia...........it got me.
-only 1 episode left now though :/
---- 183094058
->>183094023
-let's hope for a 1.5 hour or 2 hour finally!
---- 183094215
->>183094023
-Wait until the Defiant (O'Brien), Voyager (Janeway) and Enterprise-A (Jack) turn up to assist in defending Starbase One.
---- 183094254
->>183094215
-I would like that also.
---- 183094271
->>183094215
-Why wouldn't the Defiant be Sisko?
---- 183094300
->>183093926
-His death actually fucked the Big D reveal for me, it was too close together. I was still sad and annoyed they'd killed him when they opened the spacedock doors and so that whole reveal didn't work for me. It wasn't until they were on the bridge I started get the nostalgia buzz. And honestly it was really only when the computer spoke that I got to the place they wanted us to be at.
---- 183094323
->>183094271
-Because he's a space ghost? Some super powers wouldn't hurt to take down the borg.

tv/183077178.txt

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---- 183077178 
-Homer Simpson made less than $25k/year in 1996.
---- 183077218
->>183077178 (OP)
-25k in 1996 is like 100k today
---- 183077247
->>183077218
-Under $50k if you use the CPI figures.
->inb4 they're fake yeah, but you're just bullshitting your guesstimates
---- 183077346
->>183077178 (OP)
-Median house prices in Oregon in the 1990s were $66,800 and Homer bought in the 80s.
---- 183077363
-That’s the joke, it’s probably the poverty level
---- 183077404
->>183077178 (OP)
-That's just his day job though.
---- 183077481
->>183077178 (OP)
-25k in 1996 is equal to 49,500 today. That’s a higher per capital income than every state today.
---- 183077533
->>183077404
-Yeah, I forgot about Mr. Plow.
---- 183077550
->Operation Bootstrap
---- 183077615
-https://youtu.be/Apmq2Ktyd1I?t=363 [Embed]
---- 183077644
->>183077178 (OP)
-He was also constantly broke or almost broke from poor spending, was married to a shrill, nagging anti-fun wife, was beholden to two bratty kids, had to pay for anything Bart broke that week, had a huge bar tab, & had to hire a different contractor to fix their shitty house every month or so. 
-
-Homer's life is not one that I envy.
---- 183077793
-Most chuds still make less than that today
---- 183077828
-Do "homemakers" like Marge still exist for anyone but the top 5%?
---- 183077889
->>183077793
-incelbros...
---- 183077917
->>183077178 (OP)
-i get that much for pretending to be disabled
---- 183077960
->>183077793
->your children deserve drag queen story hour
---- 183077968
->>183077793
-Leftists are the reason behind low pay and vacation time.
---- 183078073
->>183077793
-Smartest commie
---- 183078077
->>183077968
->>183077960
-Your russian /pol/grammer has taught you well, he would be proud
---- 183078094
->>183078077
-so thought Russians were communist
---- 183078134
->>183078073
->you can just take assets and use them to do whatever you like
-
-no that's not how money works.
---- 183078136
->>183077793
-Sounds nice. Where will that money come from, though?
---- 183078156
->>183077644
->“Is that… LOBSTER, I smell?”
---- 183078171
->>183077793
->Push for the import tons of brown immigrants who work for pennies and dont give a shit about shit like standards
->REEEE COMPANIES NEED TO GIVE HIGHER WAGES BECAUSE THEY JUST DO OKAY?
-Fuck you faggot. You made your bed now youre gonna sleep in it.
---- 183078213
->>183078077
-Shut the FUCK UP about Russia. Absolutely non sequitur.
---- 183078226
->>183078073
-Yes, these stocks and commodities will feed so many hungry children
---- 183078240
->>183078073
->we can seize
-
-Who is 'we'? And why should I trust them to redistribute wealth any more than I trust the current people in charge to spend it?
---- 183078263
->>183078094
->>183078213
->this triggers the Ivan
-kek keep seething you vodka chugging faggot
---- 183078280
->>183077481
->49,500 today.
-Thats how much I make now working from home
---- 183078290
->>183077793
-Commies and trannies make even less
---- 183078292
->>183078263
-bad bot
---- 183078296
->>183078263
-deranged moron
---- 183078307
->>183078073
->eradicate world hunger
-by feeding niggers digits in a database?
---- 183078310
->>183078213
-Shut up, communist
---- 183078311
->>183078263
-kill yourself you demented freak
---- 183078313
->>183077793
-Beautiful fake argument, "comrade"
---- 183078327
->>183078073
-Commies literally know nothing about economics don't they?
---- 183078350
->>183078327
-Of course. Then they wouldn't be commies. Same for socialists.
---- 183078361
->>183078073
->climate change
-and you lost me, anyone who believes in such retarded shit deserves to be poor
---- 183078393
->>183078361
-just give another million to Greta Thunberg and the weather will get colder
---- 183078436
->>183078290
->>183078292
->>183078296
-kek stay mad russian fuck boys, shouldn't you be celebrating easter anyway?
---- 183078463
->>183078436
-Someone needs to recalibrate this bot, it's repeating itself.
---- 183078467
->>183078436
-Easter was last week, retard.
---- 183078485
->russians choose to spend their easter shilling beliefs onto impressionable chudlets on 4chan
---- 183078494
->>183078436
-I make 75k a year. Nothing crazy or extravagant but where I live that's like 200k in jew york
---- 183078522
->>183078485
-you can save them, tranny
-you can teach the chuds that equality is real and capitalism must be destroyed!
-keep fighting!
---- 183078546
->>183078485
->>183078436
-Give this bot a 4chanpass to make it seem more organic
---- 183078549
->>183078522
->if you're not a russian shillbot you're a tranny
---- 183078580
->get called out as russian shill
->use the same three iphones to attack the poster with the same three talking points
---- 183078652
->>183078549
->>183078580
-Bad bot
---- 183078777
-i wonder why lefties need to slide this thread hmmmm
---- 183078791
->>183078652
-Got any more responses Ivan or are you multi-tasking and trying to enjoy easter
-Christos Anesti Ivan, or whatever you guys say in your language.
---- 183078815
->>183077793
->We'll get there by enforcing every value in an HR office and flooding your country with scabs for international finance.
-Conservatives sometimes say that liberals are the real fascists, but I say that fascists are the real socialists
---- 183078881
->>183078777
---- 183078894
-stop giving the incel baiting no /tv/ about politics you's retards
---- 183078918
->>183078073
-I'll believe I'll get a penny from anything seized when I see open White Nationalists in charge.
---- 183078923
-Really, though, how did you spergs launch into trannies/Russia etc? Like nothing to do with anything.
---- 183079729
->>183077178 (OP)
-I only make $22k now
---- 183079788
->>183078923
-Chuds fear Russia and finding trannies attractive so it's always on their mind.
---- 183079818
->>183079788
-you’re a chud
---- 183079823
->>183079788
-I just remembered Abe is gay.
---- 183079862
->>183079729
-Based.
---- 183079878
->>183078923
-Russian /pol/grammers mind-broke all the electiontourist chuds so much that they're always on their minds
---- 183080016
->>183079878
-i thought they were the same group? i’m confused can you lay everything out for me like a pamphlet? since you know everything
---- 183080068
->>183078280
-You have a home and support a family of four?
---- 183080218
->>183078073
->Don't you dare to touch my precious billionaires !
---- 183080376
->>183080016
-bots and russian /pol/grammers infested /pol/ from around 2015 on en masse (after gamergate showed the viability and ease) and brainwashed all the chuds and electiontourists ("people" who left reddit when their favorite subreddit was banned in 2017-19). Said chuds and electiontourists now seep out of their containment board and inject the rest of their site with their /pol/grammed cancer
---- 183080489
->>183077218
-Enough to afford Gucci loafers and a fancy German car
---- 183080513
->>183080376
-you seem insane and none of this makes sense to me
-can you try and make it make sense so me and other passersby can understand how to be good allies?
---- 183080642
->>183080376
-This
---- 183080755
->>183080642
-why isn’t the fappening on here
---- 183080830
->>183080755
-the fappening was simply a testrun of gamergate (and a way to permanently cripple /b/). It's not a coincidence they were so close together
---- 183080882
->>183077178 (OP)
-i make less than that now
---- 183080884
->>183078073
->>183078134
->>183078226
->>183078307
->>183078327
-they honestly can't understand the concept of assets and believe billionaires just have a bank account that reads $XXX,000,000,000. tried talking to one before when they asked why a rich person would own multiple houses and fleets of sports cars like lambos and and bugattis. telling them that property can't just be siezed or taxed and also that owned property/assets can also increase in value. they just couldn't understand and just said it was stupid to not keep their money in the bank.
---- 183080945
->>183080884
->they just couldn't understand and just said it was stupid to not keep their money in the bank.
-I wonder if they can understand that the money in the bank could just go away overnight and you'll only get $250,000 of it back.
---- 183081231
->>183080884
->the government doesnt know how to seize assets that aren't liquid!
-
->the government cant just drone american citizenz!
---- 183081333
->>183077247
->if you use the CPI figures
---- 183081479
->>183081231
->>the government doesnt know how to seize assets that aren't liquid!
-
->>the government cant just drone american citizenz!
-
-
-you realize theres nothing stopping billionaires from hiring their own militaries to completely overthrow the US government, right? all they would need is 100,000 mercs to take the country in a few days
---- 183081483
->>183080376
-You know most Russian people barely speak English, right? Anyone who's played online with them know that. They're the Eastern Brazilians.
---- 183081606
->>183080376
->doesn't mention jdf
-kill yourself /bunkertranny/
---- 183081701
->>183081479
-take your meds, schizo
-billionaires rely on the status quo to continue making their money. theres no reason for them to do this
---- 183081718
->>183081479
-Then that billionaire would be just as susceptible to beheading in the street as any president would.
---- 183081764
->>183081479
-You have no idea how the global financial system works. You have no idea how they could even be billionaires.
---- 183081775
->>183081701
->>183081718
->>183081764
-
-i know its bad and that they won't do it. my point was theres nothing stopping them if they really wanted to overthrow the nation and install themselves
---- 183081799
->>183078307
-it's so they can double the population of africa every 20 years.
-nothing wrong with 400 million turning into 800 million, then 1,600 million, then 3, 200 million then 6,400 million.
-surely having the most polluting group on the planet take up 50% of the biomass is a sensible idea.
-end world hunger, by perpetually replicating those hungry, unproductive people until the whole planet is barren.
-that's just common sense.
---- 183081805
->>183081606
->immediately brings up trannies
-All according to your /pol/gramming.
---- 183081875
->>183080884
-The economic comprehension of a normie is at the floor, the economic comprehension of commies is buried deep beneath the basement slab
---- 183081876
->>183081805
-just fact. as evidenced by their discords and posts on /bunkerchan/, their twitter profiles and the 5 o'clock shadow and the adams apple they will never be able to hide.
-you will never be a woman
---- 183081931
->>183081876
->as evidenced by their discords and posts on /bunkerchan/
-You mean the falseflag screenshots created by chuds larping as their "mortal enemies" (as they often do here)?
-kek keep drinking the kool-aid kid
---- 183081953
-the state takes a much larger portion of the value of your labor than your boss does
---- 183081988
->>183081953
-what else did /pol/ "teach" you?
---- 183082179
->>183081931
-it's on their sites you useless faggot.
-keep having a schizo fit though, 'jack'
---- 183082232
->>183081805
->>183081606
-Nice charade. Give back the tax money
---- 183082306
->>183082179
->>183082232
->incels coordinating on chudcord to post mere minutes apart create a boogey man of some other force doing the same thing they are currently doing
-every
-time
---- 183082406
->>183077550
-This has to be 90s
---- 183082418
->>183082306
->>183082232
->>183081988
->>183081931
->>183081875
-samefag
---- 183082439
->>183078073
-I'll just shit up Twitter until Slon gives me back my tax money he got as a government grant. I'm sure I coated him a few $100k easy.
---- 183082636
->>183082306
-1918 alinskybux have been deposited into your boss's accounts payable
---- 183083156
->>183081799
-Tbh africa doesn't pollute at all. Because they can't afford to, but still
---- 183083532
->>183082306
-can you leave you moron
---- 183083991
->can you leave you moron
---- 183084275
->>183077793
-keep importing mexicans who will work more hours for less pay
---- 183084337
->>183077218
-A house that was worth 250k in 1996 is selling for 2 mil today. Using a real life example.
---- 183084380
->>183081479
-Uh, no. We have over 600k active duty troops in our country.
---- 183085013
->>183077793
-leftists think it's wrong and should be illegal to date 18-24 year olds. Just for that reason I'm against anything left of center
---- 183085091
->>183085013
->t. kissless handholdless incel
---- 183085446
->>183080376
-You should see what they've done to /k/
---- 183085681
->>183085446
-I can't imagine, /v/ is beyond unusable at this point
---- 183086076
->>183078077
-Finite amount of housing- lets have open borders and import millions of people who need homes
-Finite amount of doctors and hospitals- lets have open borders and import millions of people who require medical care

tv/183077608.txt

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---- 183077608
->40% drop domestic 
->16% drop internationally 
->Biggest 2nd weekend ever for an animated movie 
-This is making at least $1.3 billion
---- 183077712
->mfw my heckin favorite corporation makes le epic profiterinos
---- 183077771
->>183077608 (OP)
-japan is a wild card too. it could make like 200m there alone, but who knows
---- 183077798
-This is the avengers for vidya movies
---- 183077821
->>183077712
-Disneyshills are fucking mad lmao
---- 183078767
->>183077712
->u mad?
---- 183078948
->>183077712
-Seethe
---- 183079350
->>183077821
-it was midcore wokeslop
---- 183079397
->>183077608 (OP)
-Japan's gonna bring it even further. it's over Disneysisters
---- 183079469
->>183079350
->four buzzwords in one sentence
-Yep, it's kino
---- 183079487
->>183079350
-No, your previous modern movies like Lightyear and Strange World were woke goyslops with niggers and faggots. This was based Samurai movie showing Americucks how to make entertaining cartoon for kids and fans. Your woke trannies didn't invent the "kick ass woman" achetypes either, they just made them more annoying
---- 183079524
->>183077712
-fpbp
-fuck nintoddlers and "adults" who watch kid's movies
---- 183079546
->>183079350
->female character does anything cool
->"wokeslop"
-stop typing like a 14 year old /b/tard and have sex
---- 183079554
->>183079350
->58 seconds in a 90 minute movie
-lol, I hope you get at least some compensation out of it.
---- 183079616
->>183077798
-No, that's Smash Bros.
---- 183079659
->>183079469
-It really was in some parts. Had more soul than most modern pixar movies
---- 183079704
->>183079469
->>183079487
->>183079469
->>183079487
-https://youtu.be/Re90Iznn5YI [Embed]
---- 183079833
->>183077712
---- 183079864
->>183079704
-keep seething sonicuck
---- 183079899
->>183077712
-Wait is that a company making...money? AAAAAAAH MARXMAN HELP ME IM GOING INSAAAAANE
---- 183079950
->>183077608 (OP)
-if it had a plot, it would've made twice as much money.
---- 183079954
->>183077712
-MY SCIENCE IS THAT RECORD BREAKING PROFITERINOS!?
---- 183079989
->>183079350
-Cool, now show the "protect trans kids" scene the new Sonyshit Spiderman had
---- 183080039
->>183077798
-Warcraft was the most successful video game movie with a box office of $439 million
---- 183080297
->>183079469
->>183079659
-nindies deserve the rope
---- 183080333
->>183077608 (OP)
-I don't understand how mario has appeal, he's an ugly mascot. Normalfags just keep sinking lower
---- 183080428
->>183077608 (OP)
---- 183080543
->>183079350
-Disneydrone, you lost. You're done
---- 183080743
->>183077712
-based
---- 183080839
->>183080428
-Based meme
---- 183081115
->>183079496
->mom said it’s my turn for 1 billion dollar box office
---- 183081179
->>183077608 (OP)
->>183080428
->isnt even out in japan yet, just released in china
-this will be 1.5b easy
---- 183081273
->>183081179
-It released in China two weeks ago. It's the only place it's underperforming
---- 183081351
->>183077712
-Seethe all you want corporations aren't going to stop making products. Maybe of you stopped blowing all your money on video games and magic cards and bought some stock you'd feel happy to be part of the capitalist engine tool
---- 183081653
->>183080428
-Why with this retarded right wing strawman that “leftists” hate the movie? A week ago it was being shit on by everyone here for being woke trash.
-Conservatives literally torment themselves over their own made up narratives.
---- 183081986
->>183081179
-it's gonna finish with like 25m in china. good thing is that it doesn't need it
---- 183082056
->>183077798
-False, its video game movie Iron Man 1
---- 183082081
->>183081653
-Those are americucks channels who were mindbroken by woke for the last 5 years so they think Sailor Moon never needing Tuxedo Mask in the 80s anime is a girl boss woke moment
---- 183082089
->>183077608 (OP)
-I just find it hard to believe grown men want a children’s movies about a Brooklyn plumber to fail
---- 183082118
->>183077712
-lol
---- 183082123
->>183079616
-That little monkey looks freaky as hell
---- 183082144
->>183077712
---- 183082219
->>183081653
->Everyone here 
-The same 3 Disneyshills aren't everyone, retard
---- 183082303
->>183077608 (OP)
->African-American and Black History Months are insulting terms, says Morgan Freeman
-Who the fucking cares about babby shit like Mario, when Morgan Freeman is being based like that.
---- 183082363
-This movie had soul in it.
---- 183082626
->>183077608 (OP)
-Billi billi billibillibilli
---- 183082741
->>183077771
-The highest grossing film ever in Japan barely made 300 million. This MIGHT reach 100 million there.
---- 183082836
->>183081273
->underperforming
-Why do chinks hate mario?
---- 183082894
->>183082836
-there is no hollywood movie that has done well in China post pandemic, except Avatar 2 (although that one got kneecapped by lockdowns)
---- 183082911
->>183077712
-my slop is slightly less politically correct than your slop
---- 183083002
->>183079350
-eh just want to listen to anya's voice. then i'll get home to fap
---- 183083068
->>183082836
-It’s Japanese
---- 183083163
->>183083002
-Based
---- 183083200
->>183083068
-Suzume just made $110M in China, which is more than it did in Japan
---- 183083333
->>183079350
-Thats canon if you just pretend its the peach from super smash.
---- 183083504
->Biggest 2nd weekend during a pandemic leap year even numbered month odd numbered weekend for the third week of April for an animated universal illumination movie based on a video game not including inflation
---- 183083577
->>183083504
-giga cope
---- 183083628
->>183077712
-Fpbp.
-
-Seriously, the MCU has taught us people storm in to fufill their slop craving.
---- 183084068
->>183083504
-You're a stupid cunt
---- 183084539
->>183079350
->peach does a ton of don't need no man girl boss posturing
->fucks up every time
->mario and luigi or dk fixes it
-what did they mean by this?
---- 183084860
->>183077712
->Mfw we're getting another 20 years of increased soulless videogame slop by my favourite corporinos
---- 183084988
->>183083504
-This is a valid point, but still get lost
---- 183084996
->>183084860
-Still better than capeshit for the last 10 years, at least video games have different themes other than CGI quipping retards and feminism
---- 183085042
->>183077712
->mfw
---- 183085062
->>183084996
-Videogame movies will be the capeshit of the next decade.
---- 183085110
->>183084860
-We need a completely new internet.
---- 183085120
->>183077712
-fpbp, tendies are pathetic and grasping at the one thing that's mildly successful because they haven't had a vidya win in over a decade
---- 183085288
->>183085062
-if nintendo is the mcu of the next decade, then what will be the dc?
---- 183085303
->>183077712
---- 183085510
->>183079350
-How is mario woke?
->no trannies 
->0.2% blacks screentime
->no lgbtq message
->pro-family and FATHER
---- 183085557
->>183085510
->>0.2% blacks screentime
-The main characters were italian, dumb retard.
---- 183085629
->>183085557
-Italians are White. Main reason why Chuds scream that Cleopatra was White due to her Greek heritage. And Greeks are lower on the hemisphere than Italians and more brown
---- 183085689
->>183085288
-Dc will be relegated to the tv/cartoon cuckshed as wb will focus on the new harry potter series
---- 183085784
->>183085288
-Sony trying video game movies and failing with shitty retelling of Final Fantasy 7
---- 183086029
->>183077608 (OP)
-Wait did it drop 40% or 60%. A 60% hold is ridiculously high for a film that opened as big as this one did, even if you don't take the Wednesday and Thursday earnings into account for the first weekend.
---- 183086126
->>183077712
-Fpbp
---- 183086193
->>183086029
-It dropped 40%. It's the best second weekend ever for an animated film
---- 183086205
->>183079524
->>183080743
->>183083628
->>183085120
-This is you pathetic sonygro
---- 183086211
->>183086029
-the movie opened to 204m for the 5-day weekend (wed-sun) 146m was fri-sat-sun
-87m second weekend (fri-sat-sun) is 41% drop
---- 183086235
->>183086205
-kek
---- 183086514
->>183081653
-Yes, sweetie, your side definitely didn't have an aneuyrsm when Chris Pratt was announced as Mario's voice. The hate campaign against Pratt definitely didn't happen, but it would've been good if it did.
---- 183086525
->Seethe all you want corporations aren't going to stop making products. Maybe of you stopped blowing all your money on video games and magic cards and bought some stock you'd feel happy to be part of the capitalist engine tool
---- 183087019
->>183086205
->manchild revels he unironically wars over children's entertainment, further confirming how literally subhuman he is and that his mind is stuck at 12 years old
-
-You love to see it. I bet you get funny butterflies in your tummy and think of your childhood everytime you bing bing wahoo, don't you?
---- 183087081
->>183085818
-Medfag Seething!
---- 183087097
->>183077608 (OP)
-So it won't beat Frozen II's lifetime box office, got it.
---- 183087158
->>183086205
-No one mentioned Sony, shows how rent free they are in your head nintoddler, I'm sure your bing bing tablet will get a good game one day
---- 183087161
->>183085120
-Mildly successful. Holy cope. I love how you retards live in your own separate reality where the Switch is a failure and a non-Disney animated movie nearing a billion dollar box office is a mild success.

tv/183077911.txt

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---- 183077911
-Is this achievable natty? 
-How did he do it
---- 183077978
-Supervised steriod cycling combined with strict eating, intense work out routines, dehydration before filming, and after effect touch ups.
---- 183077989
-i jogged for the first time today
---- 183077991
->>183077911 (OP)
-steroids.
---- 183078019
->>183077989
-Good for you, anon.
---- 183078024
->>183077911 (OP)
-its just cgi bro
---- 183078025
->>183077978
->squats and oats
-
-Fixed
---- 183078051
->>183077911 (OP)
-he's obviously juicing, if you want to see what purely natty looks like, look at prime chuck norris
---- 183078052
->>183077989
-
-You're gonna make it, friend.
---- 183078072
-just take steroids faggot
---- 183078085
->>183078051
-In that case fuck this natty shit, I'm gonna go juice.
---- 183078153
->>183078019
->>183078052
-thank you frens
---- 183078167
-Drinking loads and then not drinking at all for a day or some shit
---- 183078168
->>183077989
-Keep it up, slow and stay wins the race, be the turtle. I started with a simple rule of not stopping, no matter how slow, just keep going; now I run 10k every other day. Not vaxed so I don't have to worry about heart attacks.
---- 183078243
->>183077911 (OP)
-HGH with test and winstrol carefully cycled, extremely high protein and carb diet (4-5 kcal per day) and progressively weighted HIIT.
---- 183078342
->>183077989
-good on you, mate. keep on keeping on.
---- 183078370
->>183077911 (OP)
-First one is. iirc he said that he was casted on short notice so he couldn't do any "proper" work-out for it and went as he was. 
-
->>183077989
->pic related
---- 183078446
->>183077911 (OP)
-this type of physique is so fucking gay and offputting
-no actually strong dude looks like this
---- 183078631
->>183078446
-
-Post a picture of what they should look like
---- 183078729
->>183077911 (OP)
-makeup, lighting and camera angles
---- 183078849
->>183078631
-behold, the strongest man
---- 183079285
->>183077989
-your alright anon
---- 183079390
->>183077911 (OP)
-Roids, dehydrate before filming. Very unhealthy in the long term. Don't do it.
---- 183079433
->>183077989
-Proud of you, my niggy
---- 183079648
->>183078168
->>183078342
->>183078370
->>183079285
->>183079433
---- 183079666
->>183077911 (OP)
->Is this achievable natty? 
-no
->How did he do it
-roids
---- 183079790
->>183078849
-
-when you're in your 50s or 60s, sure.
-
-young men can def maintain abs natty. Not like OP's pic, but more like Glenn Powell in Top Gun Maverick.
---- 183079853
->>183077911 (OP)
->>183077978
->>183077989
->>183077991
->>183078019
->>183078024
->>183078025
->>183078051
->>183078052
->>183078072
->>183078085
->>183078153
->>183078167
->>183078168
->>183078243
->>183078342
->>183078370
->>183078446
->>183078631
->>183078729
->>183078849
->>183079285
->>183079390
->>183079433
->>183079648
->>183079666
->>183079790
-why did standards shift so much so fast
---- 183079891
->>183077911 (OP)
-He’s gay you know
---- 183079920
->>183077911 (OP)
->Is this achievable natty
-
-no. you can't just be born with adamantium on ur bones. not even wolvie got there natty.
---- 183079944
->>183078085
-you also have to do the work and if you have no idea what you're doing there are many likely side effects that could happen to you 
-
-such as growing literal breast, going bald, having your entire body break out in horrific scared for life acne, becoming impotent, heart, kidney, liver failure to name a few
---- 183080320
->>183078025
-you forgot the chicken and rice
---- 183080359
->>183079853
-competition
---- 183080403
->>183079944
-weird how none of this actually happens and everybody in la is on roids and living their best life while you lie to people to keep them shackled
---- 183080405
->>183080359
->competition didn't exist before the mid 2000s
---- 183080570
-Hugh said he's natty and I have no reason to believe he's lying
---- 183081286
->>183080403
-tell that to Zac Effron's face
---- 183081407
->>183077989
-have my children
---- 183081415
->>183077911 (OP)
-Why are his forearms so tiny?
---- 183081427
->>183077911 (OP)
->bro you have 6 months to get ripped
->drugs it is then
-Simple.
---- 183081664
->>183077911 (OP)
->Is this achievable natty?
-yes
->How did he do it
-steroids
---- 183081696
->>183077978
-fpbp
---- 183082967
->>183077911 (OP)
-Roids supplied by The Rock™
---- 183083144
->>183081286
-Zac Efron is a gay homosexual faggot and he’s also a jew
---- 183083342
->>183077989
-fatass? you will keep it up until your knees start hurting
-then you will give up
---- 183083458
->>183077989
-Good job anon, WAGMI
---- 183083743
->>183082569
-Any medfags care to elaborate?
---- 183083854
->>183079944
-She's so hot bros. why does /tv/ think she's not?
---- 183083967
->>183083854
-most anons here admit she has a great body aside from her potato face and shit personality
---- 183083993
->>183083967
-she's hot but you just know she's just an awful pain in the balls
---- 183085314
->>183078051
-It would never be that because Norris was a martial artist. A better one would be non-competitive Vince Gironda.
---- 183085464
->>183077911 (OP)
-
-light weight, high reps
---- 183085516
->>183080403
-That's why I said if you have no idea what you're doing the rich people in Hollywood have expert professionals giving them their drugs
---- 183085820
->>183077978
-/thread
---- 183085864
->>183077989
-Ever?
---- 183086202
->>183077911 (OP)
->Is this achievable natty?
-hell no.
->>183077989
-try to do 3 sets of pushups daily, no matter how few you can, 2 and a half months later and i can do 3 sets of 10-8, feels great considering i wasn't able to do a single one when i started.
---- 183086240
->>183077911 (OP)
-Right is achievable natty but you basically need a monk level dedication and have a near perfect diet.
---- 183086244
->>183083144
-Takes one to know one steroid shill
---- 183086313
->>183077911 (OP)
-left pic? Yeah absolutely, in fact I'm bigger than him (eating vegetarian, also).
---- 183086338
->>183077978
-
-all the while women female actresses can just stop stuffing their face.
---- 183086377
->>183077911 (OP)
-The left one yes
---- 183086481
->>183077911 (OP)
-Aren't those pics like 13 years apart?
---- 183086530
->>183077989
->for the first time
-Didn't most public high schools/middle schools force preteen/young teen kids run the mile?
-Or did they stop that in last 10-15 years?
-
-Or does this fag mean first time in a day, in which case it would be stupid to say.
-It's like me saying I drank water for first time today.
-What's that? Oh yeah i drank it yesterday, but first time, for today.
-This is stupid.
---- 183086534
->>183077911 (OP)
-Ten sets of pullups to failure one day per week and ten sets of push-ups to failure one day per week. 3 months bulking 3 months cutting
---- 183087376
->>183086534
-No problem. I can get to failure well before 10 pull ups. This will be a breeze

tv/183078721.txt

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---- 183078721
-I gotta take off
---- 183079048
->>183078721 (OP)
-james gandolfini was featured on hansen vs predator?
---- 183079233
->>183078721 (OP)
-reminder this guy killed himself because of his marriage or something
---- 183079381
->>183078721 (OP)
-What did he mean by this?
---- 183079417
->>183079233
-Yeah but only around 15 years after the show.
---- 183079425
->>183078721 (OP)
->>183079381
-If I recall correctly, he was the only predator allowed to call his wife while being arrested.
---- 183079481
->>183079233
-Yeah like last year. What's suprising is that his wife stayed with him
---- 183079600
->>183078721 (OP)
-is that Ted Theodore logan's father
---- 183079721
->>183079233
->>183079381
-Wasn't he a doctor or dentist or something?
---- 183079802
->>183079721
-Cancer research I think
---- 183079939
-What. No way.
---- 183079951
->>183079802
->>183079233
-truly a great loss then
---- 183080018
->>183079939
-How did he get away with it?
---- 183080171
->>183079233
->lost all his fellow doctor friends and social circles as a result of this airing
->wife stayed with him and forgave
->children stood by his side and forgave him
->still killed himself despite his family unconditionally loving him 
->couldn't be man enough to keep himself alive for them 
-
-Really wasn't much of a man at all desu. I get living with that humiliation would be tough but ffs it's not like everyone disowned him
---- 183080198
->>183078721 (OP)
->pretend to be someone else, there to pick up a girl for your friend
-would this work? just deny its you in the chats?
---- 183080208
-Please sir I really posted in this thread for no reason
---- 183080248
-I would fly a drone over the area and look for anything suspicious/police etc. before going in.
---- 183080264
->>183080248
-I would simply not try to fuck children
---- 183080300
->>183078721 (OP)
-Could diddlers get out of jail time if they just enter the room and say "chris hansen where are you?" cos if they get that on camera surely they could just tell the judge they knew it was a decoy/tv show trap the whole time.
---- 183080302
->>183080171
-They forgave him on the surface but every time they see him they’re reminded of the fact he was on TCaP. At that point it’s just over
---- 183080323
->>183080018
-he escaped to the beach
---- 183080346
->>183080264
-the deco is like 19 idiot.
---- 183080351
->>183080264
-well that's one way to look at it sure
---- 183080373
->>183080248
->>183080264
-one would simply join the police, be part of an undercover operation to entrap people, and then have one's fill of any of the people one had been assigned to protect.
-standard practice
---- 183080384
->>183080264
->t. coward
---- 183080395
->>183080264
->children
---- 183080400
-OH CAWD
---- 183080592
-I was just getting something to eat! Sir, I was just getting something to eat!
---- 183080640
->>183080171
-Probably caught them talking shit behind his back and offed himself.
---- 183080691
->Hansen: You say here "Imma gonna lick you."
->Pred: I say that to everybody.
---- 183080700
->>183080640
-He was drunk, had an argument with his wife, she left the house and came back later to find that he hung himself. Literally nothing to do with being caught on TCAP like 16 years earlier.
---- 183080711
-How the fuck have none of these guys ever snapped and tried to assassinate Chris? Or anyone involved with the show really. Especially the ones who an hero, at least take the ones who ruined your life down with you
---- 183080722
->>183080700
-That's what she wants you to think.
---- 183080756
->>183080711
->at least take the ones who ruined your life down with you
-Themselves they did just that.
---- 183080762
-These guys are all literal retards, not for trying to band a 14 year old but for falling for the chats. They were so obviously not actual teenagers they were talking to its insane they thought it was real. 
-
-Also they did no opsec, like getting a picture of their face and reverse image searching it, searching up details like the school they say they go to. Theres lots of easy ways to check and see if the person you're talking to is even 10% a real person. They didnt even do the bare minimum,
-
-Also why incriminate yourself in a chat room, everyone knows everything you say online is public and may never be fully erased. The fact they openly talked about wanting to break the law is extremely low-iq behavior. 
-
-They deserve a prison cell for their stupidy alone. Why did these middle aged losers think a teenager girl would want to hang out with them anyway, that didnt send up any red flags. Imagine getting catfished this easily.
---- 183080794
->>183080756
-not intentionally. plus how many of them actually blame themselves?
---- 183080835
->>183080300
-Most of them got off with a slap on the wrist anyways
---- 183080840
->>183080711
-As someone who's worked in a a prison environment around a bunch of pedo teenagers, they're not hardened criminals. They're usually the best behaved amongst all the inmates.
-
-They're usually not violent, or aggressive, or act shitty compared to the other inmates. They're just more depraved and mentally/emotionally fucked up.
---- 183080855
->>183080762
-I have to wonder what playbook they were using for this show.
-Sometimes it seems like it's literally
->Hey timmy want to blow up a government building
-tier of bait.
---- 183080856
->>183080756
-yeah im sure these guys made the random laws that make it illegal to be in love with the wrong person.
---- 183080883
->>183080762
-Some of them are legitimately very unintelligent or on the spectrum or are retarded. Some of them are in a "horny spell", and it's just too good to be true, so they're going all in without being cautious.
---- 183080885
->>183080856
->love
->internet chats
-Internet girls are not real as demonstrated already.
---- 183080895
->>183079381
-My life is over
---- 183080953
->>183080592
-You call yourself Shane this time
---- 183080974
->>183080762
-I don't think reverse image search existed then. When did Tineye come around?
->They deserve a prison cell for their stupidy alone. Why did these middle aged losers think a teenager girl would want to hang out with them anyway, that didnt send up any red flags. Imagine getting catfished this easily.
-This is the main stickler: they had no self awareness whatsoever.
-If you have no awareness of your place in the world you can expect to be surprised when the world fucks or tries to fuck you over.
---- 183080994
->>183079381
-Should have pretended to pull and suicided by cop.
---- 183081091
->Know a guy in real life who is now in prison for possession of child porn of a 12 year old
->Didnt know him all that well, just an acquaintance
->Had a conversation with him about Bjork once; he said he met her once and she was "like an innocent angel, or a flower child"
->He talked about how beautiful and wonderful he thought she was
->Now his comments, which were a bit creepy at the time, have a whole new meaning
->Still dont really know him but the whole thing is a bit surreal
-
-Sweet Garden of Life
-When I ruminate on you,
-A Strange world we have
---- 183081123
->>183080171
-> >couldn't be man enough to keep himself alive for them 
-he did didn’t he? Someone said in this thread he barely killed himself last year. That’s the real head scratcher. Why stay alive for so long if your just going to kill yourself in 10 years?
---- 183081143
->>183080018
-Not eating the cookie was the secret to his success.
---- 183081196
->>183080762
->Also they did no opsec, like getting a picture of their face and reverse image searching it
---- 183081223
->It looks like Jerry is starting to get ANGRY
---- 183081280
->>183080762
->Why did these middle aged losers think a teenager girl would want to hang out with them anyway, that didnt send up any red flags.
-Teenage girls parents are going away for the weekend, I wonder who she' gonna invite over?
---- 183081374
->>183080351
-lmfao
---- 183081402
->>183080018
-he stumbled out the back door
---- 183081648
->>183081402
-He got caught later on
---- 183081704
->>183081648
-But he was smart enough to not talk to the pigs and to get a lawyer. He got off.
---- 183081838
->>183080994
-I'm surprised that hasn't happened before. Shouldn't someone have gone postal by now? You're exposed as a pedo in the most publicly humiliating way and they are armed men aiming at you, how hasn't one snapped
---- 183082458
-do u have condoum?
---- 183082474
->>183081223
-Wtf? I haven't seen any of the new ones. Does he hog tie them before the interview, now?
---- 183082499
->>183082458
-No.
---- 183082713
->>183082499
-i must go shopping
---- 183082744
->>183080762
->reverse image search
-This has only ever worked for me like 1 out of 3000 attempts when trying to find sauce. It's fucking usless.
---- 183083345
->>183081838
-Most (if not all) predators think either what they did was not as big as it was, that there was no evidence, that they hadn't done anything so they were in the clear, that they were smarter than the police and could talk it out, or a mix of the previous. I would not be surprised if the majority thought they would walk out of that one without much of a problem
---- 183083443
->>183083345
-a majority did
---- 183083538
->>183082744
-yandex reverse image search is amazing, its incredible how good it is. not sure what you're searching for but ive never had any issue finding image sources.
---- 183083611
->>183079233
->gets his life ruined and kills himself when he never did anything to anyone
->land of the """"""""""""free""""""""'"'
---- 183083640
->>183082744
->t. too retarded to figure out how to reverse search images
---- 183083673
->>183082713
-I say this out loud all the time when I have to go shopping.
---- 183083795
->>183080840
->pedo teenagers
-How can you be a pedophile if youre also a child lmao do americans really arrest teenagers for having sex under 18
---- 183083911
->>183079233
->>183078721 (OP)
-How does a balding paedophile get a wife that will stay with him for 15 years but girls break up with me over the dumbest shit.
-
-I just got dumped because I sent three texts to my ex over the course of a year asking her to return my coffee maker. Apparently I shouldn't be talking to her at all and I mist be hiding something
-
-Women are funking insane
---- 183083914
->>183082474
-no, but he is handcuffed. that specific screencap is from an interview where the guy purposefully faces the floor in a pouting sort of way to get the cameras out of his face and spite chris.
---- 183083940
->>183081123
-How do you barely kill yourself?
---- 183083944
->>183083911
-If she broke up with you over something as petty as that you're probably better off without her
---- 183083956
->>183083911
-women are a meme
---- 183084020
->>183083795
-in the future this whole era is going to seem so strange when there is no aoc and people realize it was a meaningless random law that served no purpose. People will be like "wait, you used to go to jail for falling in love with someone the goverment didnt approve of, no wonder everyone was miserable and there was constant violence and mass shootings back then"
---- 183084032
->>183080592
-I HAVE BEEN IN TELEVISION FOR 24 YEARS AND I HAVE VERY SELDOM been AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ASK YOU FIRST.
---- 183084069
->>183080592
-This was before they'd arrest the predators after catching them right?
---- 183084080
->>183078721 (OP)
->>In January 2021, a woman on Instagram claiming to be the daughter of Wolin had announced his passing, showing pictures of a younger Wolin with her. The woman soon made her account private, however. Wolin was later removed from the Megan's Law Website furthering the idea that he has indeed passed. It was unknown what his exact cause of death was, until August 2021, when a YouTuber named "The Skip Tracer" uploaded a video of an official coroner's report he received, detailing Wolin's death. Wolin appeared to have hanged himself on January 6 of 2021. Reportedly, his exposure on TCaP and subsequent legal troubles weren’t the motivations behind his apparent suicide, but a drunken fight.
-
-dark
---- 183084127
->>183083914
-What episode is it
---- 183084191
->>183084127
-6
---- 183084209
->>183084127
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJ1otpEMRE [Embed]
---- 183084274
->Dang!
---- 183084350
->>183083911
-She wasn't that into you then. Also, why did the ex with the coffee machine break up?
---- 183084441
->>183080835
-A part from being registered for life as pedo sexual predator, and having your face/name broadcasted across america... sure
---- 183084462
->>183084441
-oh no fat retarded wagies are gonna know they prefer cunny. no one cares.
---- 183084489
->>183080592
-Damn Star Citizen would've probably been done by now if Robert stopped trying to fuck children on national TV.
---- 183084569
->>183078721 (OP)
-What was the point of asking his wife for $30,000? Did think he can bride the cops or something? 
->>183079381
-Murdered a perfectly good pair of sunglasses.
---- 183084699
->>183084569
->What was the point of asking his wife for $30,000? Did think he can bride the cops or something?
-if I was one of the cops and a pedo offered me 30k id destroy the videos and chatlogs myself.
---- 183084703
->>183080346
-Cope pedo
---- 183084739
->>183084703
-being into 19 year olds is pedo now? whats the new age of consent like 30? i cant keep up.
---- 183084775
->>183084739
-If a 19 year old looks underage and you are attracted to this person who looks underage then you are a pedo
---- 183084806
->>183084775
-so this chick is just never allowed to date? her boyfriend/fiance at the time was a pedo? what about people who find jenna ortega attractive? are they pedos too? is there anyone who isnt a pedo?
---- 183084836
->>183084806
->so this chick is just never allowed to date? her boyfriend/fiance at the time was a pedo?
-yes but her boyfriend must be underage or else pedo
---- 183084898
->>183079048
-fpwp based faceblind anon
---- 183084901
->>183083911
->believing female gaslighting
-She was just looking for an excuse, anon
---- 183084940
->>183083673
-yeah me too actually
---- 183085360
->>183084020
-But the mass shootings are done by underage people
---- 183085455
->>183083673
-Based and same
---- 183085504
->>183085360
-because no one older is legally allowed to love them and make eerything okay for them.
---- 183085537
->>183084836
-her boyfriend was the same age as her. They were both legal adults. How can two legal adults being in a relationship with eachother mean they are pedos? Take your meds
---- 183085575
->>183085537
-Take your prescribed medications asap
---- 183085587
->>183085537
-What if a 5 year old was frozen for 20 years and emerged looking like a 5 year old but was actually 25 years old? Same thing. You would be a pedo.
---- 183085797
->>183084069
-exactly, yeah
-the first season no one got arrested just exposed
---- 183085809
->>183085587
-in your scenario would her mind be that of a 5 year old or that of a 25 year old? that's kind of important
---- 183085823
->>183085809
-No it's not because all women have the mind of a child
---- 183085841
->>183085587
-she was a 19-yrar-old adult who had lived 19 years just like her fiance. I dont see how you can argue 19 is too young to date another 19 year old. It's bizzare and makes little sense.
---- 183085871
->>183080018
-He was cute. Built good
---- 183085876
->>183085823
-so it should be illegal to date any woman of any age because they all have the mind of a child?
---- 183085904
->>183085876
-no it's how they look that matters
---- 183085906
->>183080756
-Kino
---- 183085933
->>183083911
-lol I literally had an affair and got the girl pregnant and my gf still loves me
---- 183086086
->>183085876
-yes
---- 183086140
->>183085876
-I don’t get why you’re even arguing because you literally are a pedophile
---- 183086168
->TCAP thread
->devolves into arguments against sex with women entirely
---- 183086284
->>183086168
---- 183086401
->>183083911
->how does someone born two or three decades before the internet and smartphones find a woman that isn't terminally online?
-Truly a mystery for the ages.

tv/183078931.txt

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---- 183078931
-Claudia Wells was so pretty in that 80s girl sense, while Elisabeth Shue has a man jaw.
-What a terrible recasting job.
---- 183079023
->>183078931 (OP)
-Left is coomer bait. Right will give you strong sons.
---- 183079071
->>183079023
-Men can't give birth, anon.
---- 183079079
->>183078931 (OP)
-Claudia Christian played her for a bit too, maybe during the Stoltz shoot, I don’t remember exactly.
---- 183079163
->>183078931 (OP)
-Why'd they recast her?
---- 183079314
->>183079163
->Why'd they recast her?
-She retired from acting after Back to the Future 1 in order to take care of her mother who had cancer.
---- 183079337
->>183079079
-Never heard of that. Though I wouldn't be surprised, according to recent reveals they shot way more of the Stoltz's version than was previously thought for decades, probably over 60% if not more.
---- 183079657
-Umm Elizabeth won
---- 183079709
->>183079657
-Listen now, all these ladies are 100 years old, it's rude to laugh at them. At least they're alive which you most certainly won't be in their age.
---- 183079845
->>183078931 (OP)
-It’s Shue’s wig that made her look less attractive. Her with her natural blonde hair is absolute kino. Pretty wild they were able to hide her body so well in this movie too
---- 183079943
->>183078931 (OP)
-Claudia gave up appearing in the sequels to be with her sick mom, and then left acting to open a clothing store. She also said her kiss scene with Marty was her first kiss with a boy.
---- 183079980
->>183079845
-The wig is terrible but her manjaw is ever present.
---- 183080052
->>183079943
->She also said her kiss scene with Marty was her first kiss with a boy.
-That's sweet and trad.
---- 183080090
->>183079980
-Sometimes a strong jaw on a woman is a good thing
---- 183080142
->>183078931 (OP)
-Shue's best asset is her thick body, which Jennifer's outfit doesn't really show.
---- 183080186
->>183078931 (OP)
-Adventures in Babysitting is comfy kino, her expressive face really made the movie. On a side note, making the little sister a Thor fan was unusual but way ahead of its time.
---- 183080220
->>183080142
-god what an ass she had in leaving las vegas
---- 183080377
-Elisabeth Shue works best as a milf, not as cute 80s girl.
---- 183080619
->>183078931 (OP)
->horseface good
->"manjaw" bad
-What is the idea that any jaw or chin that isn't an anime girl is a tranny? Is that why shitlenials and zoomers call everyone a tranny now?
---- 183080701
->>183080619
-calm down tranny lover
---- 183080720
->>183080619
-ywnbaw
---- 183080752
->>183078931 (OP)
-strong jaws (and noses) on women are kino.
---- 183080816
->>183079023
->>183080090
->>183080752
-Based
---- 183080861
->>183078931 (OP)
-I watched entire trilogy like 10 times at least and I never knew it had different actress.
---- 183080867
->>183080701
->>183080720
-Sure thing Chaim.
---- 183080879
-The wall takes no prisoners.
---- 183080912
->>183080879
-Looks like that dongles controversy lady.
---- 183080944
->>183080879
-
-I love how women convince themselves that this type of shit looks good and all her friends and family tell her she looks great while behind her back they talk about how terrible she looks.
---- 183081032
-I prefer Shue generally but they were meant to be Chad and Stacey and that came across better in BttF1.
---- 183081147
->>183080879
-Damn and here I was thinking Elizabeth Shue was looking old when she was in The Boys and Cobra Kai but she fucking mogs this thing
---- 183081435
->>183080937
-aren't they all
---- 183081740
->>183080879
->Claudia Wells
-is this the bud light tranny?
---- 183081784
->>183081147
-she always looked the milfest of the milfs
---- 183082013
->>183081032
-Aye.
---- 183082019
->>183078931 (OP)
->After her mother was diagnosed with cancer, Wells put her career on hold for family reasons, and told the studio she would be unavailable to reprise her Back to the Future role for the two sequels. Actress Elisabeth Shue replaced her.
-Pretty sad desu.
---- 183082074
->>183078931 (OP)
-I'd still put my shue in her vagina. And by shue I mean penis. And by vagina I mean asshole.
---- 183082096
->>183082019
-She seems pretty satisfied with the decision
-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GImHHzA0F0 [Embed]
---- 183082226
->>183080879
-ELIZABETH WON IN THE END, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW COOMERS
---- 183082273
->>183079079
-holy christ how many times did they shoot this movie
---- 183082587
->>183082273
-they had a time machine
---- 183082848
-TELL ME DOCTOR
---- 183082875
->>183079337
-they've always lied about this kind of shit, and the people who get fucked over tend to have NDAs in their contracts anyway so they couldn't tell the truth if they wanted
-any time news of reshoots hits publicly, it's all but guaranteed to be ten times more of a clusterfuck than the studio/director/actors will admit, and shills will tell you
->every movie has reshoots, it's not a big deal!
-but an extra weekend of pickup shots and going months over the production schedule or having to bring actors back half a year later are not the same thing, the latter two options are becoming way more common than they ever used to be
-I would not surprised if there was an entire finished workprint of Stoltz Back to the Future, it wouldn't exist now, but it easily could have back then
---- 183082934
->>183082074
-Based
---- 183082941
->>183080861
-You and me too fren
---- 183083318
->>183080861
-brainlet
---- 183083319
->>183078931 (OP)
-This was a jarring downgrade to me as a kid and I even went back to rewind bttf kek
---- 183083466
->>183083319
-yea
---- 183083819
->>183082875
->I would not surprised if there was an entire finished workprint of Stoltz Back to the Future
-I mean, the clips that exist look finished so there must be more. They even kept one shot with Stoltz in the final version, when he hits Biff you can see his black hair.
---- 183083972
->>183079709
->100 years old
---- 183084154
->>183082226
-Women with strong jaws age better
---- 183084234
->>183079657
-oh no
---- 183084460
-Shue STILL looks good. See >>183082226
-
-the other chick looks like >>183079657
- >>183080879
---- 183084660
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzi1OdnYjKY&pp=ygUPQlRURiB0aGUgc2VyaWVz [Embed]
-
-This wasn't a bad cartoon sequel, it's no Men in Black or Godzilla, but still fun.
---- 183084672
->>183080052
->first kiss is being paid to kiss someone you just met while an old jew films it
->omg so trad!!!
-fucking retard
---- 183084727
->>183084672
->not getting fucked in the ass before you're on a holywood set
-An impossibly based win for tradness.
---- 183084765
->>183080052
-Are you retarded?
---- 183084834
->>183084765
-kys
---- 183084982
-Lea Fapson is where it's at
---- 183085026
->>183080879
-MIRROR!
---- 183085096
->>183079023
-Or hideous daughters. Besides, coomerbait wins when we're talking about women none of us will ever have kids with
---- 183085103
->>183085026
-MIRROR!
---- 183085186
->>183078931 (OP)
->Claudia's big soft fluffy hair
-Why did that style have to go away? It's so feminine.
---- 183085680
->>183085186
-I miss torpedo boobs also.
---- 183085703
->>183085186
-Excessive hair spray went out of fashion
---- 183085743
-This is due to changing the timeline. People can have entirely different facial features when there are subtle changes made in the past.
---- 183085759
->>183078931 (OP)
->Elisabeth Shue has a man jaw. What a terrible recasting job.
-
-I don't know, you might be a dumb faggot.
---- 183085790
->>183085759
->reddit spacing
-go back
---- 183085886
->>183080220
-I like the one where she plays the retard and walks into her brother's meeting butt naked. Ass that good should be against the law.
---- 183085940
->>183078931 (OP)
-lulz, i've never even realized they swapped the actress
---- 183085969
->>183085743
-OP's pic is supposed to be the exact same scene, after Marty returns to 1985.
---- 183085989
->>183082226
->>183081147
-The only possible downside I can see to being with a MILF is if they have a lack of sex drive as they get older. Do some women actually get more horny as they age? If Shue wants it all the time, then she's still a 10 for me.
---- 183086014
-Idk I saw leaving las vegas and shue was hot as fuck
---- 183086220
->>183080377
-based
---- 183086234
->>183085886
-pics?
---- 183086307
->>183086234
-https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/m/molly.html
---- 183086380
->>183086307
---- 183086682
->>183084982
---- 183087184
->>183078931 (OP)
-You watch your whore mouth about Elisabeth Shue.

tv/183079000.txt

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---- 183079000
-Frasier chads... it's time
---- 183079063
-What was bulldogs problem? Is it manlet cope?
---- 183079090
->>183079063
-he never learned
---- 183079923
->>183079000 (OP)
-As the average gay millenial watching Frasier, Bulldog was the most fuckable character.
---- 183079962
->>183079063
-what? he was a retard but things sucked. they were total BS. fair of him to call it out.
---- 183080331
->>183079923
->Bulldog was the most fuckable character
-to top or to bottom to
---- 183081142
->>183079000 (OP)
-gay
-gay
-gay
-gay
-why is every actor in this show GAY??
---- 183081202
-I fucking love Roz, bros. How do I get a Roz gf?
-
->she's the town bike
-Yeah, I know. But I like aggressive girls
---- 183081225
->>183081202
---- 183081256
->>183081108
-the NEET arc was kino
---- 183081263
->>183079000 (OP)
-Time for what? We can't possibly get a table at Henri's at this hour, Niles.
---- 183081325
->>183081256
-wasn't he basically always a neet? sure he had a radio show to host but that was more of a hobby than an actual job
---- 183081770
->>183081256
-can someone clip the scene in this ep where he says its all over? I need it for my its over collection
---- 183081882
->>183079063
-He carried the show
---- 183082090
-HOW are we feeling this fine sunday night Frasier bros?
---- 183083237
->>183079000 (OP)
-Frasier is one of the most cozy shows ever made.
---- 183083332
->>183083228
->actor's face when he's gay for real
---- 183083455
->>183083332
-kek man Niles is so based
---- 183084113
-frasier invest in bitcoin
-frasier run a mining farm
---- 183084137
->>183084113
-Coming in S12 soon
---- 183085170
-CAM WINSTON
---- 183085273
->>183084113
->it's a frasier is fired for telling another troon to neck themselves live on air
---- 183085623
->>183083228
-The Frasier gay episode is great I laugh as hard as Martin
---- 183085657
->>183081108
-he was great in the simpsons
---- 183085771
->>183081256
-Watching the episode about the Curse right now.
---- 183085811
->>183082090
-EX-quisite!
---- 183085833
-Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys
---- 183085837
->>183079063
-this sucks! this is total BS!
---- 183085849
-Love seeing Eddie
---- 183085867
->>183085833
-is he talking about anal sex?
---- 183085947
->>183083228
-I wonder if this is on one of the season 1 episodes I don’t have. My dear, late father-in-law made discs of the entire series for me but one disc in Season 1 is a duplicate and there are 6 episodes of Frasier that I’ve never seen.
---- 183085984
->>183085273
->"Well, 'Brianna', I assume because your given name was Brian, wasn't it, all of your problems are based on what we in the psychiatric profession call 'autogynephelia', that is, a philia of one's own genitals, but in order to rectify this in our minds we come up with outlandish stories, like 'I was born into the wrong body' and 'having the defining primary sex characteristic of a man doesn't make me male, it's a female penis', well Brianna I believe I have a solution for you, and that is to join the 41% and rising of your so-called "peers" 
->Roz gasps
---- 183086011
-I like the episode where they're in the cabin and Frasier realises that despite all the one sided trysts, not a single person was actually after him
---- 183086016
->>183085947
-Time to take the 4:3 HD pill download anon
---- 183086060
->>183086011
-That’s one of my favorites. The blonde lady has nice feet.
---- 183086123
->>183086016
-I envy you. I’m useless at downloading anything. I wish I had it.
---- 183086152
->>183085867
-He's a happily married man, anon. You've all heard him mention Deb. Well, how often has he said, "I must be running along now, Deb will be waiting."
-
-Verification not required.
---- 183086178
->>183086123
-https://www2 (dot) rarbggo.to/
-Frasier (1993) Season 1-11 S01-S11 (1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 2.0 Silence) [QxR]
---- 183086247
->>183085984
-Well, now, off you go!
---- 183086250
->>183086178
->rarbggo.to
-kek wtf is that fake site? real rarbg is rarbg.to
---- 183086258
->>183086123
-You could just buy it if you dont know how to download it
---- 183086274
->>183086250
->Using the FBI honey pot site
-lmao
---- 183086293
->>183086178
-You’re one of the good ones, anon! Thank you!
---- 183086310
->>183086178
->>183086250
-i use rarbgget.org while we're sharing
-ublock origin necessary of course
---- 183086325
->>183086274
-it's obviously a trash site
---- 183086369
->>183086325
-compare that to the real rarbg
---- 183086496
->>183086325
->>183086369
-rarbg.to doesnt work for me for whatever reason
---- 183086506
->>183086258
-This stinks! This is total BS! But I guess I’ll have to. It’s worth it for the 6 episodes.
---- 183086786
-I hate the VPN meme
---- 183086821
->>183085984
-kino
---- 183087304
->>183087204
-he just like me fr
---- 183087528
-Man they had Eddie insanely well trained
---- 183087927
->>183087905
---- 183088049
-God i love old sitcom sets
---- 183088062
->>183088049
---- 183088125
->>183088062
---- 183088192
-A while back I took the time and re-screenshotted most of the common Frasier reaction images
---- 183088215
->>183088192
-In tiny resolution
---- 183088273
->>183088215
-yeah because I only dl'd the 540p rips but I don't think there's much difference
---- 183088293
->>183088273
-I mean there is one bro
---- 183088392
->>183088293
-the only difference is that on the 1080p rip the film grains are more noticeable which is actually is a drawback because it's very distracting and doesn't look like the old dvd rips at all
---- 183088484
->>183088392
-pleb as fuck take lmao
---- 183088566
->>183088049
-you tell a lot of work went into this, even though they only used it once
---- 183088593
->>183088484
-no it's not, 1080p looks like there's static overlay on the image
---- 183088620
-Fraiser or Seinfeld? Which is better?
---- 183088623
->>183088593
-pleb
---- 183088642
->>183088620
-Seinfeld has the better quality rip, but Frasier is the better show
---- 183088690
->>183088620
-friends is for teens
-seinfeld is for 20+
-frasier is for 30+
---- 183088720
->>183088125
->>183088342
->>183088642
->watches 1080p rips
->takes screenshots in random resolution
-what did he mean by this?
---- 183088788
->>183088720
-I do them by hand, its called SOUL
---- 183089649
-my mum thinks "Ham Radio" is the most hilarious episode of any show ever. She always dies laughing at Roz trying to say "I can't believe any of my guests could be a multiple murderer"
---- 183089676
->>183089649
-based mum
---- 183091342
->>183090227
-Way too comfy.
---- 183092260
->>183083362
-Officer Nasty!
---- 183093457
->>183087528
-Once you notice that Eddie is always looking offscreen at his trainer even when he's just laying down, you'll never not notice it
---- 183094224
->>183093457
-There's an episode where you can see the trainer's hand. It's weird that they keep it considering it takes 1/5th of the screen.

tv/183079635.txt

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---- 183079635
->Heroic cops break the law to get evidence
->The evidence is rightfully thrown out by a "scumbag" lawyer and a "bleeding heart" judge
->Cops blame the system for daring to protect people's rights and never consider the fact that it's their own damn fault for breaking the rules
-What exactly do these cop shows want? A police state where nobody has any rights, the cops can break in wherever they want and torture whoever they want until they "confess" with even less consequences, and nobody gets a fair trial?
---- 183079764
->>183079635 (OP)
->A police state where nobody has any rights, the cops can break in wherever they want and torture whoever they want until they "confess" with even less consequences, and nobody gets a fair trial?
-That is EXACTLY what liberals and leftists want.
---- 183080011
->>183079764
-What are you talking about? The left goes way into the other direction, they're the ones who have been trying to defund the police and restrict their power for years. They're the ones who want prosecutors to convict less people and for less time.
---- 183080270
->>183080011
-They're trying pretty hard to put Trump away so he's less of a political threat rather than because anything he did was particularly bad or illegal.
---- 183080834
->>183079635 (OP)
-It's especially dumb because often given the circumstances the judge wouldn't have thrown the case out because real life judges hate doing so and have come up with all sorts of workarounds like the inevitable discovery doctrine ("the cops probably would have found it eventually anyway, so who cares").
---- 183081482
->>183080270
-He illegally cooked the books for his private businesses and presidential campaigns. Trump is a walking white collar financial crime. Why are you lot still crying over him? Take it as an opportunity to reform your party into something independent voters want to vote for again.
---- 183081593
->>183079764
-No they want to defund the local police and turn everything over to the FBI who are their personal gestapo. As usual its liberals wanting to weaken the state and empower the federal government.
---- 183081711
->>183081593
-The FBI is and has always been conservative, what are you talking about? The current director was even nominated by Trump.
---- 183081749
->>183081482
-You're not even American retard. We don't care what you think.
---- 183081905
->>183079635 (OP)
->nobody gets a fair trial?
-Throwing out objectively legitimate evidence because it doesn't fit some specific bureaucratic bullshit process is how you get unfair trials, retard.
---- 183082011
->>183081749
-I voted against him in favor of the other guy twice, and would happily do it again a 3rd time if asked. Stay mad.
---- 183082012
->>183081905
-Food of the poisoned tree, my friend. When cops just break laws and procedures and conveniently “find” incriminating evidence it’s likely planted rather than legitimate.
---- 183082638
->>183082012
-This, the cops get away with enough bullshit as is, even if they themselves rarely get punished for their actions, there need to be consequences on the legal side to dissuade this kind of behavior.
---- 183082852
->>183082638
-The only answer to that is murder, anon. You want to deter police? Adding more laws will only go so far. Putting in a law that effectively makes it okay for civilians to murder them to prevent that shot in the first place will create enough chaos they won't bother enforcing laws in the first place. What person wants to enforce laws when your life that was already on the line is no longer protected from acts of violence from the public to prevent themselves from being arrested or prosecuted in the first place.
---- 183082872
->>183080270
-Can something be "particularly" illegal? Are there different levels of legality?
---- 183082914
->>183079635 (OP)
->guy is hauled in for questioning off the street
->after 2 separate questionings "I want my lawyer"
->scene of all the cops behind the window in despair that he exercised his right to legal representation
---- 183082968
->>183079635 (OP)
-Every time the cops crossed the line, there was always a voice of reason on the DAs side calling them out, until Cutter becomes the DA, then they go full loose canon and blur the lines as much as possible. I don't watch the current reboot after seeing an episode. Complete garbage.
---- 183083138
->>183082914
-Yeah, that's literal propaganda. Remember Anons, ALWAYS ask for a lawyer, ESPECIALLY if you're innocent.
---- 183083227
-friendly reminder
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE [Embed]
---- 183083773
-i miss briscoe
---- 183083959
->>183083227
->it's a federal offence to be in possession of a lobster
->no, really
-do USAnians… oh wait they do.
---- 183084638
->>183083959
-Nobody cares what Europoors think. You guys are the modern day 1984.
---- 183084689
->>183083959
-A quick internet search shows this is completely false. I can go out to the market and buy a live lobster and keep it as a pet right now if i wanted.
---- 183084791
->>183084638
->you guys
-Europe is 50 countries. none the examples you have in mind, NONE of them is remotely equivalent to a US federal crime.
---- 183084826
->>183084689
-nobody should ignore the law.
---- 183084852
->>183082872
-I suppose felonies are definitely worse than non-felonies
---- 183084933
->>183079635 (OP)
-Always pissed me off watching this when they act like the biggest scum fucks possible to someone that was completely innocent and then they just act all frustrated that they couldn’t fuck some rando over when they find out they were wrong
---- 183084934
->>183079635 (OP)
-I haven't watched hundreds of hours of law and order or anything but I feel like most cop shows have a character who is a stickler for the rules and they're pretty much always shown to be right.
---- 183085047
->>183081711
-the FBI is hardcore leftist now
---- 183085053
->>183084791
-Texas takes up close to 3% of your continent, and that's just 1 state. European countries are just more compact, poorer, United "States". Cope. 
->>183084826
-Go ahead and provide evidence that's a punishable law in burgerland.
---- 183085121
->>183084934
-On the contrary, the stickler for the rules is either a no-good obstructionist bureaucrat, or a rookie who doesn't know any better and eventually learns the error of his ways and is converted to "breaking the rules to catch bad guys=good".
---- 183085167
->>183085047
-Why? Because they took classified documents from Trump's house that he lied about returning after almost 2 years of stalling at the DOJ's request?
---- 183085195
->>183085053
-wtf are you on? you say "Europe is 1984", I say "no because first of all we have no actual European criminal law" and then you start a dick size contest out of nowhere. are you alright, anon?
->Go ahead and provide evidence that's a punishable law in burgerland.
-watch the video
---- 183085367
->>183085195
-You brought up how Europe is 50 countries, I'm only showing you how irrelevant that is when you guys are a union and so compact anyway. You guys can't own a gun. Cucked the hardest for the clot shot mandates. Have a nanny state, and I could go on. I only refer to the main relevant Europoor countries like Germany, France and Britain, but I'm sure it's overall not a pleasant experience for the expression of freedom over there.
---- 183085381
-ACAB
---- 183085399
->>183084934
-L&O (the show, not the franchise) as a whole is pretty balanced. sometimes they get away with it, another time it backfires. no general rule.
-sometimes the "good cop" do something that the audience thinks is reasonable, and yet the DA is still put in a bum because of it.
---- 183085552
->>183079635 (OP)
---- 183085584
->>183079635 (OP)
-They literally harassed Burt Young's character into acting out violently but left it ambiguous if he even committed the crimes
---- 183085700
->>183079635 (OP)
-There've been a number of episodes (good episodes) where the B-story is all about the cops and/or DA's office venting their frustrations with struggling to play by rules the criminals don't, as well as episodes where they rightfully call out when a character goes too far or tainted evidence needs to be thrown out. It's a lot of good back and forth.
-
-Or at least it was, I haven't watched it in years.
-
-Heard that guy from Burn Notice is a regular now, so I'm tempted to give it another chance.
---- 183085718
->>183085367
->you guys are a union
-no we aren't. Europe is not the EU. the EU is not a state.
->You guys can't own a gun
-in many countries you can, sometimes as freely as in the US. no general rule.
->Have a nanny state
-same as above.
-if I say "you Americans can't drink before 21" you'll say "only in some states". however if I say "you Americans can't do X because X is a federal crime", it is literally correct.
->I only refer to the main relevant Europoor countries like Germany, France and Britain
-moving goalposts. but please tell me where in the US you live so I can tell you it's irrelevant.
-> I'm sure it's overall not a pleasant experience for the expression of freedom over there.
-judging by how many extraditions to the US were refused by those "relevant" European countries, I'll say it could be worse.
---- 183085764
->>183085399
-I've only seen a limited amount of SVU but it seemed even-keeled to me. Stabler is hardly sympathetic. He's impulsive, often violent, his home life is failing, and it's implied that he has pedo tendencies himself. And while Olivia is the more rational one, even she tries to put away/harasses innocent people multiple times and is shown to be in the wrong for it.
---- 183085777
->>183085584
->left it ambiguous if he even committed the crimes
-No they didn't. It was explicitly stated he was guilty for the original crime he was charged for and he ends up attempting the same crime again before being killed, but yes, the cops did abuse their power and made his life a living hell that probably pushed him over the edge.
---- 183085778
->>183085584
-Wasn't there an SVU episode where some rapist gets paroled and they literally entrap him into committing another rape? Like I recall Stabler going undercover and constantly goading him to leer at girls, even buys the guy a van with blacked out windows to go trolling around in. Like what the fuck?
---- 183085793
->>183083959
->simply say something that hurts someones feelings
->Police in Europe can come and arrest ytou and throw you in jail
---- 183085807
->>183081593
->>183081711
-FBI is Jew controlled Stasi.
---- 183085810
->>183080011
-Anarcho-tyranny. A black man who burns a white family to death gets let off because of "restorative justice" policies while a white man who commits "hate speech" gets put in prison for twenty years. The police and politicians ignore Pakistani rape gangs while somebody gets arrested for leaving a plate of bacon in front of a mosque. Enabling criminals to run free while targeting law abiding citizens.
---- 183085817
->>183079635 (OP)
-Blue Bloods dips into this occasionally. Also I forget the show but there was this one where this female cop was going around harassing everyone about an old case and threatening jail time for not answering questions, I thought it was setting her up to be corrupt but she was the hero of the story.
->>183085167
-Glow ops against the right, like the fake Whitmer one.
---- 183085834
->>183085764
-SVU is by far the worst and least nuanced L&O show, unless you watched the very early seasons.
---- 183085877
->>183083773
-The show died when he died
---- 183085888
->>183085793
->source: dude trust me, I speak all 80 main European languages and I read all their newspapers.
---- 183085894
->>183085399
-'Marathon' comes to mind - the one where some gangbanger confesses to Briscoe and nobody believes him because he's been getting loose and rough with the suspects on this case, and all their evidence ends up getting thrown out. In the end he and Green have to work their asses off to find new evidence that can nail the guy who later admits to the confession.
-
-Good ambiguous episode - the cops are wrong for playing fast and loose with evidence and get nailed for it, but at the same time you can understand why they have a hard time dealing with an especially frustrating case
---- 183085925
->>183085718
->in many countries you can, sometimes as freely as in the US. no general rule.
-Go ahead and name 3. I've never heard of anyone in the US being arrested for teaching their dog how to do a Sieg Heil salute. Never heard of anyone being arrested for wrong think posts on their social media. You know what I have heard? Guys who were stationed in European countries that couldn't wait to come home because of how bad it was. Especially during your COVID restrictions.
---- 183085932
->>183085888
-Wasted trips. Do you think we're fucking retarded?
---- 183085967
->>183085834
-SVU's quality fucking *nosedived* after Stabler left. Sort of like NCIS after Tony and Ziva bailed.
---- 183086010
->>183085834
-And it's no coincidence that it's the most popular amongst the normies. Whenever I say OG L&O is my favorite of the franchise, normies can't comprehend how SVU isn't my preferred slop.
---- 183086062
->>183086010
->normies can't comprehend how SVU isn't my preferred slop.
-That's because SVU is the only one that was airing for the better part of two decades before Organized Crime came along.
---- 183086068
->>183085894
-I remember the one where Green put a toothpick in a door lock to buy a few seconds until the warrant arrived. it's typically the kind of trick any other cop on any other show would get away with, but in L&O they lost all the main evidence because of this.
---- 183086090
->>183085793
-Would make for a good L&O spinoff.
->In the criminal justice system, the most heinous of speech is policed by the men and women of the Online Hate Crime Hub. These are their stories.
->*DUN DUN*
-SHE WAS DIFFERENTLY-ABLED AND YOU CALLED HER THE R-WORD, YOU SICK BASTARD!!!
---- 183086107
->>183086062
-The original Law and Order was airing from 1990 to late 2000s...are you stupid?
---- 183086136
->>183086010
-Had an opportunity to rewatch some of the old seasons and it's impressive how much those first couple seasons actually still hold up. Of course it gets better once Jerry Orbach joins the cast, but still, it was pretty good.
---- 183086187
->>183085894
-I liked the one where Greevy gets a confession or something by letting two suspects sit in his cop car because they had no 'expectation of privacy' since they were out in public and 'free to leave'.
---- 183086216
->>183079635 (OP)
-Maybe stop breaking the law yourself so you don't have to worry about what cops do?
-
-OP you're a dumb as fuck nigger that can't really comprehend the fact that either the rules apply to both sides or they don't; and when they don't, don't cry like a little bitch that the cops aren't playing fair.
---- 183086236
->>183085817
-Blue Bloods is pure copaganda, so no wonder.
---- 183086316
->>183079635 (OP)
-Don't forget superiors viewing their entire police forces as fully expendable and in infinite supply
---- 183086340
->>183086107
-OK, the better part of 2 decades is an exaggeration. But SVU was still the only L&O show on the air from the time the OG ended until Organized Crime started. And Organized Crime has an SVU character as the protagonist. 
-You can't be surprised that SVU is what the average TV watcher thinks of when you talk about L&O. It's recency bias.
---- 183086395
->>183085888
---- 183086406
->>183079635 (OP)
-Ahhhh, anons take on politiczzzzzz. Always great points
---- 183086413
->>183085925
->more whaboutism
-still won't change the fact that Europe has no federal criminal law, no glowies and no unelected Supreme Court that can make law.
-I never heard about anybody in Europe that was arrested for transporting a lobster, or getting shot because they had itchy pants in front of a cop.
---- 183086436
->>183086340
-I just think the average TV watcher has shit taste
---- 183086437
-*jokes over your corpse*
---- 183086461
->>183079635 (OP)
-Have you watched the show? This doesn't happen the way you think it does. Evidence gets thrown out but it's usually because of some tricky situation that is argued. It's never done in bad faith like you are trying to say, except maybe a few times throughout the whole series.
---- 183086462
->>183086395
->UK
-I don't care. not British.
---- 183086475
->>183086406
-Now do communism.
---- 183086508
->>183086136
-I enjoy seeing actors who are big today playing random bit parts in OG L&O
---- 183086545
->>183086216
-There was a story not 48 hours ago about the police doing a no-knock warrant on the wrong house and blowing some innocent guy away. Cops can make mistakes and when they do it can go very, *very* badly for law abiding citizens. The rules aren't there to make life easier for criminals, they're there to try and make it a little bit harder for cops to fuck with the lives of innocent people.
-
-Yeah, it sucks that sometimes shitty people get away with doing shitty things, the world's not perfect, but it's better than giving the cops carte blanche to do whatever they want to whoever they think is guilty.
---- 183086598
->>183086437
-We should all be so lucky.
---- 183086721
->>183086437
->my corpse hearing his joke about the way I died
---- 183086747
->>183086413
->Whataboutism
-Look at the cute underage attempting to cry fallacies he doesn't understand, why implementing that same exact fallacy in his response. I'll make it easy for (You), name 3 countries that you can own a gun "as freely as in the US. no general rule."
---- 183086903
->>183086508
->that robin williams episode of svu
-cameokino
---- 183087048
-The best pairing in the show.
---- 183087130
->>183086747
->while implementing that same exact fallacy in his response
-yeah I did it on purpose so you could realise how stupid it is and stop doing it in your own posts. you've done half of the job.
->you can own a gun as freely as in the US
-Switzerland, Finland, Czech Republic. hunting firearms are legal almost everywhere and (in general) can be used fosr self-defense.
---- 183087280
->>183087130
->i was being retarded on purpose
->Switzerland, Finland, Czech Republic
-You clearly don't understand the meaning of our 2nd Amendment if you think any of those counties are comparable to owning a gun here. Anyway, it's clear you don't understand anything about Burgerland other than memes and what you read on the internet. As shitty as our shithole is, it's still preferable than anywhere in Europoor.
---- 183087363
->>183087048
-Based. Easily had the best seasons.

tv/183079655.txt

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---- 183079655
->the perfect burgah.
---- 183079699
->>183079655 (OP)
-It's not burnt
---- 183079723
->perfect burger
->have to eat it in a bowl because it'll fall the fuck apart when you try to eat it
---- 183079744
-My goodness me
---- 183079749
->>183079655 (OP)
-The perfect one for Americans
-Who tf wants to eat that monstrosity
---- 183079779
->The perfect Jewish war of revenge on Russia and Ukraine
---- 183080017
-Does it really count as a burger if you can't even eat it like one?
---- 183080147
->>183079655 (OP)
-Looks like what I was forced to eat yesterday by my wife and her bull. The bull came in a burger and had me eat it while watching them fuck. So yes this picture makes me rock hard and I can't wait to eat POZZED bull semen again
---- 183080149
->>183079744
-what's in the special sauce
---- 183080165
->>183079744
-Jesus what a piece of shit
---- 183080210
->Look! When you hold it sideways the toppings slide off!
-
-Yeah that usually happens when you get a decent 'za rich in toppings
---- 183080272
->>183080210
->let me just hold it sideways for 10 minutes immediately when it comes out of the oven and on to our table. Just edit that part out though
---- 183080277
-Gordon just sucks when it comes to fast food. He needs to stick to his signature mid-tier overpriced bistro slop.
---- 183080620
->>183080210
->fossilised cat shit
->toppings
-Do burgers really?
---- 183080923
->>183080620
-A single day of American decadence beats out a lifetime of whatever miserable existence you're living from the Euro shithole you're posting from. That pizza confused and astonished Gordan because he comes from the part of the Anglosphere that only seasons with salt, pepper, and eel byproduct. Seeing giant chunks of Italian Sausage and more than a slice worth of cheese on something scrambled his miserable British brain more than his shit breakfast eggs.
-
-Do not reply to me if you've never eaten a BBQ bacon double quarter pounder. I'm fucking serious. You are less than a person for not enjoying such pleasures.
---- 183080947
->>183080923
-Based Ameribro. I would fucking kill a man right now for a baconator
---- 183081170
->>183080923
-Just please stop using fake cheese Ameribro.
---- 183081189
->>183080210
->holds a plate of smashed beans sideways and complains they don't slide off the plate
->holds a pizza sideways and complains the toppings slide off it
->eats a space pasta in zero g and complains that spinning it causes the food to go everywhere
-You just can't win
---- 183081213
->>183081170
-No fuck you it adds that nice heart-clogging flavor I crave.
---- 183081262
->>183079655 (OP)
-only if it's properly seasoned
---- 183081312
->>183080923
-This man fucks
---- 183081323
->>183079744
-Does this motherfucker know what a smash burger is?
---- 183081344
->>183081213
-You will never be American esl.
---- 183081433
->>183081344
-Tonight I'm cooking burgers, steak fries, and fried brussel sprouts with chunks of bacon and feta. I'm more American than you'll ever dare to dream little man. And yeah, I said "brussel" instead fo "Brussels". I'm not acknowledging it as a real location since it's in Europe.
---- 183081457
->>183081433
-I say Brussel too because that's too many 's's
---- 183081554
->>183079655 (OP)
-Name ONE thing wrong with this burger
---- 183081564
->>183080923
->BBQ bacon double quarter pounder
-Way too much meat. Whats the point of eating a burger if all you will feel is a mouthfull of meat? Also why does it have 2 types of meat? Would be pretty good and balanced
-if it was only bacon.
-You see thats the reocurring problem with americans. They always think the more bigger the better. Do americans actually really?
---- 183081665
->>183081564
->reocurring
---- 183081736
->>183080923
->One of the only fast food burgers that's usually cooked well & juicy
->Slap bacon & slather BBQ sauce on it
---- 183081760
->>reocurring
---- 183081790
->>183081564
->reocurring
-rerarded ESL monkey
---- 183081808
->>183081564
->thirdie giving his opinion on fast food
-lmfao
---- 183081819
-New burgah just dropped
---- 183081837
->>183081323
-yea you gotta smash that fucker with a mallet to fit in your gob!
---- 183081853
->>183079744
-It's not even a smash burger
---- 183081881
->>183080923
->americans talking about food
-ignored.
---- 183081896
->>183079655 (OP)
-For me, it's
---- 183081928
->>183081881
-Yeah that’s why you love our McDonald’s :) bet there’s one in your country.
---- 183081934
->>reocurring
->rerarded ESL monkey
---- 183081990
->>183081934
-I want to coom into the one on the left
---- 183082009
->>183080923
-based. bongs on suicide watch
---- 183082027
->>183081808
-second world by old standart, first world by modern. My quality of life is comparable and in some areas is superior to yours, amerishart
---- 183082052
->>183081564
-is there anything more pathetic than seething about america
---- 183082055
->>183082027
-oh noooo ahahahahahahaha he's doubling down oh my god
---- 183082140
->oh noooo ahahahahahahaha he's doubling down oh my god
---- 183082162
->>183082027
->standart
---- 183082250
->>183082027
->standart
---- 183082257
->>standart
---- 183082268
->>183081896
-that's a go' lookin' 'gah
---- 183082336
->>183080923
---- 183082422
->>183082140
-Is this a reference to that one Family Guy scene from Season 15 Episode 4 at the end of the episode where Peter sticks scissors up his nostrils as he bleeds out to ease out the bigger pain that is Meg telling the family the story of what she had done at her day at school
---- 183083604
-who the fuck wants a burger that you can't fit in your mouth?
-who started this trend?
---- 183084522
->>183080923
-Didn’t read, you’re fat
---- 183085286
->>183080210
-dry face
->>183079655 (OP)
-bog face
---- 183085388
->>183079655 (OP)
->the perfect grilled cheese!
---- 183085417
->>183080923
-this
-if its edible and doesnt cause you diarrhea, then its good
---- 183085470
->>183080923
-Holy cope
---- 183085506
->>183081262
-Gordon...easy on the pepper...
---- 183085600
->>183081262
-This is so fucking hilarious. Love this retard.
---- 183085717
->>183079655 (OP)
->Guy who's horrible at cooking gets a cooking show
->Everyone has to rally and defend his food like it's 10/10 amazing because of this
---- 183086141
->>183085388
-Perfect. Rustic.
---- 183086185
->>183085506
->>183085600
-Maybe it’s just me but I love a shit ton of pepper.. preference I guess
---- 183086449
-You fucks are making me want to go get a butter burger but the nearest Culvers is like 15 minutes away
---- 183086538
->>183081262
-who eat these? the crew? do they have to pretend everything is normal? is that how it ended this way?
---- 183086976
->>183085717
-Come on dude, he has like 3 Michelin star restaurants…
-It does looks like shit but I trust the professionals to know what theyre talking about
---- 183087107
->>183086976
-when I see the shit Noma serves and at what price I question the value of a Michelin star
---- 183087110
->>183086976
->I trust the professionals
---- 183087145
->>183087107
->Noma
-Qrd?
---- 183087234
->>183086449
-Bro I havent had culvers in ages I might now because of you
---- 183087279
->>183079779
-kek it do be like that
---- 183087321
->>183080923
-fucking BASED
---- 183087335
->>183086976
->3 Michelin star restaurants
-Because he's an elite level restaurateur. Restaurateur, not chef. He literally hasn't cooked in decades.
---- 183087342
->>183087321
-Did he really say that
---- 183087361
->>183081564
->Way too much meat
-something that your mother has never said
---- 183087382
->>183087145
-Danish restaurant with 3 Michelin stars
-Famous for serving rotten carrots and ants among other things
---- 183087422
->>183086976
->It does looks like shit
->but I trust the professionals
-There is a non-zero chance this post isn't bait.
---- 183087450
->>183087335
-I don’t really understand how the stars work t b h, so so they account for another things outside of the food?
->>183087382
-Oh ok kek thanks
---- 183087492
->>183079655 (OP)
-Yeah nobody has a mouth that stretches open like a cartoon character, Gordon
---- 183087497
->>183087450
->so they account for another things outside of the food?
-They account for everything in the restaurant, even down to the way they fold the napkins.
---- 183087551
->>183087382
-kek
---- 183087572
->>183087422
-There is a non-zero chance that any post is bait
---- 183087594
->>183079655 (OP)
-The taller the burg 
-the worse it tastes
-simple as
---- 183087736
->>183079744
-Master chef my ass
---- 183087805
->>183087422
-Idk dude, just playing devil’s advocate, I don’t know much about food and I can see that some people have sacrificed their whole life to be knowledgeable and to profoundly understand cuisine, just as I’ve done with my interests. He must be doing something good, or did, to have his reputation.
->>183087497
-This is kind of retarded and defeats the whole purpose.
-Didn’t they gave Jiro’s tiny subway shithole 3 stars just because of his sushi?
---- 183087875
->>183080923
-Don’t Bongs have some of the most lowest rated food on earth?
---- 183087891
->>183081262
-And blacks say white people don't season their food.
---- 183087931
->>183085388
-You know, most people think that you should use cheddar in a grilled cheese,
-but I use Gruyère. Nothing else has that kind of melt.
---- 183087934
->>183081262
-kek
---- 183087935
->>183087342
---- 183088126
->>183080923
-How will they ever recover
---- 183088313
->>183087234
-Fuck, I might have my wife drive me up there since I've been drinking all day
---- 183088860
->>183079723
-Nothing wrong with a deconstructed burger
---- 183089665
->>183081170
-Only poorfags use it
---- 183090083
->>183079655 (OP)
-It fooken RAW!
---- 183090102
->>183079744
-it looks like shit it in the picture, but it looked tasty as fuck when they cooked it. the bbq chicken burger looked pretty damn good too.
---- 183090283
->>183080923
-So fucking based
---- 183090301
->>183080923
---- 183090354
->>183085506
-half of it falls off into the grill, so that's why you double up.
---- 183090385
->>183080923
-holy FUCKING BASED
---- 183090539
->>183080923
-eurokeks btfo out
---- 183090545
->>183080923
-inb4 this becomes /ck/ pasta
---- 183090566
->>183079655 (OP)
-a burger should be at most half as tall as this one
---- 183090657
-is he just trolling?
-
-any reasonable chef knows that pepper burns easily and leaves a bitter taste. 
-
-you only add salt to meat being grilled, pepper afterwards.
---- 183090757
->>183080923
-This has pasta potential
---- 183090786
->>183079744
-looks like a burger a child would make
---- 183090843
-Does anyone else fucking despise foodies? I like a good meal but I these people make food their entire personality and it just gets really annoying. plus they're usually skinnyfat and ugly and have no personality
---- 183090997
->>183087931
-Shush Athena
---- 183091004
->>183080210
-this restaurant is still open, most kitchen nightmare places are closed.
---- 183091096
->>183091004
->most kitchen nightmare places are closed
-reminds me of a joke
->How many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb?
->4
->1 to change the lightbulb, and 3 to stand around talking about this time when they changed a lightbulb at this other restaurant they worked at
---- 183091216
->>183079655 (OP)
-guy is the biggest larper to have ever lived. can't cook for shit
---- 183091250
->>183091216
-On his cooking class videos he actually knows his shit though. I learned A LOT from those courses
---- 183091253
->>183079655 (OP)
-I hate burgers that are too tall. It's a hill I will die on. I refuse to eat it if I have to squish it down first. That's not my fucking job. When I go to a restaurant, I expect all the steps required before shoving the food into my mouth to have been taken by the person whose job it is to prepare the fucking food. If it doesn't fit in my goddamn mouth yet, it's not finished and you did not do what I paid you to do. If the burger needs to be squished, it's not done. If it needs to be lit on fire and you or the server did not light it on fire for me, it's not done. If the cheese is not grated, it's not done. I'll cut my own steak, but that's as far as I'll go. Fuck yourself, you pretentious fucking fraud.
---- 183091336
->>183091216
-What's weird is that it's the simple dishes he fails at. His Beef Wellington is second to none, but he can't make a grilled cheese
---- 183091381
->>183091336
-too many years spent in pretentious "fine dining" mode
---- 183091483
->>183090148
-bottom is objectively better. the cheese is actually melted, for one.
---- 183091576
->>183090148
-cheese isnt even melted , why tf would Gordon even upload this?
---- 183092012
->>183080923
-based and truth pilled. eurosissies in shambles
---- 183092486
->>183091576
-I don’t think he cares anymore
---- 183092591
->>183079655 (OP)
->>183090148
-This fuck actually lectures people about "culinary pride" and being proud of what you cook as a chef. 
-What a lying cuck faggot.
---- 183092631
->>183080923
-Ameribros... we won
---- 183093479
->>183080923
-Imagine living in Russia, Poland or the jewkraine
-That's literally where the hebrews ended up after being kicked out of every decent country in Europe
---- 183094147
->>183079655 (OP)
-Fook this anglo poser and learn to cook from a frog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB5mPQAdOT0 [Embed]
---- 183094246
->>183094147
-Based Jean Pierre poster
---- 183094336
->>183090148
-> bottom vid
-I don't understand why you'd butter up the side of the bread that you'll grab onto. Your hands will be a mess
---- 183094364
->>183090148
-Jesus Christ it's just a grilled cheese

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---- 183079746
-Tarzan sniffs Jane's vagina (2016)
-It's a real scene
-https://youtu.be/BjlkNVaKPOs [Embed]
---- 183079792
-The whole world was obsessed with Margot Robbie's pussy in the mid-2010's it seems.
---- 183079850
-he was just checking to see if she was ovulating. very standard procedure.
---- 183079890
->>183079746 (OP)
-This is just softcore porn for women lol
---- 183079924
->>183079746 (OP)
-There was a Tarzan movie in 2016? This is the first time I'm hearing of this.
---- 183080064
->>183079924
-It was decent but not great.
---- 183080069
->>183079924
-Directed by the same guy who did the last 4 Harry Potter movies and all the fantastic beast films
---- 183080106
->>183080069
-so it’s the definition of mid and generic and forgettable
---- 183080118
-does he pound her in the movie? like i'm taking really pound her like a true wild-man would?
---- 183080123
->>183079746 (OP)
-Man I completely memory holed this movie lmao
-
-Whole movie is literally just fanservice for women and plays out like a trashy romance novel.
---- 183080393
->>183079746 (OP)
-I've never heard of this film but why is it so fucking ugly
---- 183080434
-I want to sniff her croatch
---- 183080475
->>183080393
-fantastic beasts director
---- 183080541
->>183080106
-Yes. And it came out during Matt Reeves planet of the apes movies so the ape cgi was completely dog shit in comparison. Looked stiffed and awkward and just unbelievable. I remember when it came out. It seemed to come from no where and no one really paid any attention to it. One of those movies that just came and went and now it exists somewhere in a backlog
---- 183080681
->>183080541
-it had a massive budget too lmfao hollywood is so fucking R E T A R D E D
-jews are simply not smart, i honesty think they got lucky to be in control
-once normies wake up it’s fucking over for them
---- 183080689
->>183079746 (OP)
-Why is it out of focus?
---- 183080702
->>183079746 (OP)
-GOD I wish that was me sniffing Margot's pusy
---- 183080736
-what dose pussy smell like?
---- 183080776
->>183080681
-Skarsgaard is box office poison. He must assfuck producers or something for him to continue to get chances after repeated flops.
---- 183080789
->>183080736
-kind of smells bad until you realize what it is, then suddenly it smells good because you know what it is
---- 183080798
-This actually wasn't bad, it let you peek into more Tarzan lore and respected the source materials. Nothing beats Christopher Lambert as Tarzan but this is a great follow up if you wanted more outta this character.
---- 183080803
->>183080736
-Fish
---- 183080831
->>183080118
-Sadly, no.
-It might have made 50 Shades of Grey money otherwise.
---- 183080846
->>183080736
-Some muffs smell worse than any sewer you've ever encountered, and others taste like heaven, it's no wonder why some men fall so easily.
---- 183080889
->>183079746 (OP)
-I was wondering who that qt was and imagine my shock when I found out it was Margot Robbie of all people. I guess makeup and style really does matter.
---- 183080967
->>183080776
-Godzilla vs Kong did pretty well even though it was released on streaming the same day as theaters (yeah no one saw it for the humans but he was still technically the star).
---- 183080992
->>183080736
-It has many flavors. The best is the smell I remember from my mom. An ex also had it. Drove me insane.
---- 183081040
-Thumbnail made me think this was Rocco's porn version of Tarzan from the 80s
---- 183081102
->>183080789
-very accurate
---- 183081208
->>183080992
-very insteresting
---- 183081290
-Superior Tarzan movie coming through
---- 183081364
->>183081290
->>183081040
-based and roccopilled, i like the scene where she watches him have a threesome with some maids
---- 183081505
->>183081208
-I have always assumed everyone feels this way and keeps it a secret.
---- 183081630
->>183080736
-I smelled my girlfriend's and it smelled like a shitty asshole. I mean the pussy is literally right next to a woman's asshole so maybe her ass was just really shitty and I was smelling her ass rather than her pussy. Either way it was disgusting. When I tried eating her out I was so fucking disgusted by awful it smelled. Plus it was really hairy so I was getting hair in my mouth as I was trying to lick it and it tasted funny. Never again.
---- 183081662
->>183080889
-Even Grace Kelly said she had a bad side. Knowing what makes you more attractive especially in Hollywood is very important.
---- 183081668
->>183080736
-Shit
---- 183081706
->>183081630
-Clean her out real good and try again. If nothing changes, you’re gay.
---- 183081982
->>183081668
-gross then why even bother getting a gf if they're privates are smelling like shit? my dick doesn't smell like shit wtf
---- 183082046
->>183081982
-Don't go down on them. It’s gay anyways and women lose respect for you if you go down on them.
---- 183082069
-Was just about to watch Tarzan kino
---- 183082201
->>183082046
---- 183082239
->>183079746 (OP)
-If that's margo robbie, then technically he's sniffing the crisper drawer.
---- 183082579
->>183082046
->>183081668
->>183081630
-gays or incels, good pussy is good pussy, and I'll bathe myself in it
->>183082201
---- 183082745
->>183081630
-No, ass smells very different from pussy. Male and female ass basically smell quite alike, except that female assholes smell a bit less pungent and less "musky" compared to male assholes. Don't ask me how i know this kek
---- 183082750
-women are so gross, bros. why do the vaginas have to leak gross stuff? like why can't they just be nice and cool?
---- 183082895
->>183080736
-Salty milk and coins
---- 183082937
->>183081290
-PIXELS??!?!?
---- 183083762
->>183079746 (OP)
-If you've never seen a female vagina in your life you to would wonder why the hell it smells like days old tuna in that region.
---- 183083849
->>183079746 (OP)
->white man gone completely native sniff's white western woman's vag full of nigger and dog cum and doesn't immediately flee
-immersion ruined
---- 183083899
->>183083849
-here’s your reply faggot
---- 183083979
->>183081290
-I haven't seen the first 9
---- 183084095
->>183083979
-the first nine will go completely over your head if you haven't read the entire works of Homer, Pindar, Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Euripides, Hesiod, Aristophanes, Herodotus, Arrian, Sappho, Plutarch, Ovid, Virgil, Lucretius, Arisoto, Horace, St. Augustine, Marcus Aurelius, Rabelais, Dante, Petrarch, Tasso, Bruno, Boccaccio, Leopardi, Machiavelli, Luther, Cervantes, Chaucer, the Beowulf poet, Chretien de Troyes, Marie de France, Sterne, Burton, Browne, Spencer, Wyatt, Sidney, Percy Shelley, Tennyson, Donne, Pope, Dryden, Bacon, Novalis, Schelling, Schlegel, Hegel, Schopenhauer, Pascal, Lichtenberg, Dickinson, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Strindberg, Dickens, Marlowe, Diderot, Jonson, Goethe, Bunyan, Gibbon, Addison, Smollett, Milton, Johnson, Boswell, Emerson, Quincey, Burke, Spinoza, Leibniz, Hume, Kant, Mary Shelley, Wollstonecraft, Racine, Baudelaire, Valery, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Moliere, Montaigne, Browning, Gray, Holderlin, Schiller, Shaw, Voltaire, Hugo, Balzac, Zola, Colette, Duras, Dumas, Stendhal, Nerval, Flaubert, Mallarme, Malraux, Chateaubriand, Artaud, Poe, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake, Byron, Keats, Arnold, Pater, Walter Scott, Swinburne, Rossetti, Carroll, William James, Henry James, Hawthorne, Twain, Melville, Dewey, Bergson, Whitehead, George Eliot, Williams, Frost, Cummings, Crane, Stevens, Whitman, Plath, Trakl, Rilke, Celan, Montale, Neruda, Lorca, Tagore, Manzoni, Peake, Murdoch, Wharton, Wilde, Faulkner, O'Connor, Passos, Nietzsche, Marx, Adorno, Bloch, Lukacs, Bakhtin, Hamsun, Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Turgenev, Chekhov, Andreyev, Bely, Bulgakov, Gonchorov, Camoes, Pessoa, Queiroz, Saramago, Paz, Borges, Bloy, Pirandello, Huysmans, Lautreamont, Schwob, Casares, Bolano, Cortazar, Lima, Donoso, de Assis, Carpentjier, Celine, Marquez, Unamuno, Gracq, Gide, Jarry, Camus, Conrad, Wells, Hardy, Salinger, Anderson, Lawrence, Forster, Hrabal, Swift, Bronte, Woolf, Bachelard, Roussel, Beckett, Proust, Nabokov, Joyce, O'Brien, and Yeats
---- 183084097
->>183079746 (OP)
->"If Jane had met a real Tarzan the result would have been a rape, not a sniff"
-JRR Tolkein
---- 183084347
->>183080736
-out of the 3 women Ive slept with 1. smelled nasty like dog shit , the other smelled neutral and the third my current GF's pussy which doesn't smell great , but pleasant in a odd way. Which is good because shes into facesitting
---- 183084413
->>183080736
-heavenly
---- 183084461
->>183083849
-I'm white and if a girl's cooch smelled like dog cum I'd date her just so that I could get the chance to see her getting knotted.
---- 183084480
->>183080992
->The best is the smell I remember from my mom
-you what
---- 183084511
->>183083849
->>183084461
---- 183084720
->>183079746 (OP)
-big deal
---- 183084747
->>183084511
-Ah yes the "white people don't like bestiality meme" courtesy of nu/pol/. Also see: "white women don't fuck dogs".
---- 183084843
->>183080736
-Most common smelled kinda in between a bucket of curly fries and pencil shavings.
---- 183084932
->>183084720
-What the fuck is that
---- 183084974
->>183084932
-Goku being a chad
---- 183085005
-Sad that Disney didn't have a sniffing scene
---- 183085049
->>183085005
-Jane was a top tier Disney chick.
---- 183085085
->>183079924
-same
---- 183085088
->>183085005
-do you think tarzan stroked his tiny white "cock" while the gorilla boys satisfied janes pink holes with their superior gorilla cocks and flooded her fertile womb with ropes of ape cum
---- 183085109
->>183084720
---- 183085132
->>183084932
-early Dragon Ball, there's a whole lot of weird sexual humor in the series but it's still a huge franchise worldwide
---- 183085160
->>183085088
->he doesn't know about gorilla microdicks
---- 183085196
->>183085132
---- 183085206
->>183085109
-When I was younger I thought it's supposed to be just funny. Now I know that Japanese are mentally ill perverts.
---- 183085275
->>183084720
->goku uses his grampas old sack as a pillow
-wtf?
---- 183085358
-I watched żuławski's Szamanka and there's a scene where main characters brother is a priest that's gay so he kills himself and then he has sex with this girl on a train where he tells her his entire life story then starts crying into her pussy
---- 183085465
->>183085358
-You think it was grandpa gohans idea?
---- 183085485
->>183085049
-Yep
---- 183085492
->>183084932
-are you retarded?
---- 183085533
->>183080681
-Like the “war” in Ukraine, they just use things like war, entertainment etc to launder money from goyim.
---- 183085534
->>183085109
-WTF
---- 183085548
->>183079746 (OP)
-now watch Tarzan X: The Shame of Jane with Rocco Siffredi
---- 183085642
->>183080736
-It’s very subjective based on her diet, drug use and overall health. If you get unlucky enough to get one who’s ph is out of whack, it’ll taste like the floor of a tuna fish cannery in the south that lose air conditioning and has gone rancid. One of the most offputting smells you can imagine. But if a girl is healthy and eats right, it’s fantastic.
---- 183086054
->>183084720
->>183084932
->>183085109
->>183085132
->>183085196
-this flabbergasts the amerimutt
---- 183086291
->>183079746 (OP)
->2016
-ok boomer.
---- 183086452
->>183084095
-Exactly how me, an average Joe, like to give my sources for any improvised asumption that I pulled out from my ass just less than a second ago, so I could sound smart and cultured over any topic that seems to be barely obscure and a clear ocassion to develop the conversation towards me and how incomparable I am:

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---- 183080029
-I like being funny and joking around, but doing it every time we hang out, the whole time gets extremely tiresome. Sometimes I wish we could talk about some interesting topics and just be more laid back, but it never happens.
---- 183080075
-what topics? Most people just aren't interested in knowing more about nazi history or some chit
---- 183080113
->>183080029 (OP)
-Rape them as a act of dominance
---- 183080156
->>183080075
-Doesnt even have to be politics. I don't even know much about what he thinks of anything cause its memes 24/7.
---- 183080192
->>183080029 (OP)
->>183080156
-hate to tell you this but you're your friend groups designated fun hating fag
---- 183080238
->>183080156
-are you 12 or something?
-People talk hobbies such as cars all the time.
---- 183080282
->>183080192
-Not true at all. I just want to have a deeper connection with these people. Everything is so fake now.
---- 183080350
->>183080282
-I think your friends hang out without telling you sometimes
---- 183080364
->>183080238
-Exactly, they act like they are 12. They don't have any hobbies except for playing CS:GO all day.
---- 183080409
->>183080156
-hate to tell you this but he never thinks of anything else
-
-he's an emotion-driven dope-addicted retard, he's boring and stupid.
---- 183080418
->>183080350
-Nope, they just sit in Discord most of the time. I have to push them to meet up and something irl.
---- 183080441
->>183080192
->triggered zoomer sees himself in op's friend
---- 183080498
->>183080441
-you and OP are boring lol
---- 183080588
->>183080498
-name anything you're interested in, retarded faggot
---- 183080631
->>183080588
-He's only interested in playing Subway Surfer while watching Rick and Morty.
---- 183080729
->>183080029 (OP)
-That's just how normalfags friendships work. Anything that requires critical thinking or brain power makes them incredibly tense and insecure. Even something as petty as disliking a movie they liked or being more informed on a topic would make them upset. Because that apparently meant that "I think I'm better than them", or something. Even when they'd agree with me on something being trash, they'd still go "Okay, but let's not be toxic!" As if having a negative opinion is wrongthink and immoral. Which is funny, because they'd constantly talk shit about eachother behind their backs.I've pretty much been a lonely shut in eversince college. Go to work, go home. I'm tired of people. I'm just not built for society, I guess.
---- 183080908
->>183080729
-your friends unironically use the word toxic? for fuck's sake i must be at least 10 years older than most of you zoomer fags.
---- 183080915
->>183080729
-Pretty much what ive concluded as well. The only people I can still tolerate being around is my family, because atleast with them, I can be more open. I know thats not the case for everyone though. Im also not one to call every person I talk to on a semi-regular bases a friend. I notice that normalfags do this.
---- 183080973
->>183080908
-I'm 25.
---- 183081141
->>183080973
-i'm 8 years older than you. not even the hard leftists from my generation use faggy words like that.
---- 183081197
->>183081141
-yeah, well: 8 years is almost a decade.
---- 183081275
->>183080729
-I’m curious about other aspects of your social interactions. Things like tone, social skills, reading the room. I bet you’re the fucking worst .
---- 183081291
->>183081275
-and I bet you're a fag
---- 183081397
->>183080729
->or being more informed on a topic would make them upset. Because that apparently meant that "I think I'm better than them", or something.
-I was sort of on the opposite side of that once, used to have a friend who would basically just study a wikipedia article before meeting up and recite it at me, and would make this weird face whenever I didn't know something, even though it's the subject he brought up. It was like the kind of face when you're dying to piss and finally get to, relief and pleasure or something, was weird as fuck, he also used to do it constantly and it did seem like he was trying to appear better than me or some shit, or he was trying to make things into a competition all the time. Not saying you were like that, but there may be more to things or maybe you acted in a way you didn't realise or something
---- 183081493
->>183080729
-This unfortunately. Most normies simply aren't capable of having a deep conversation about anything. They greatly self limit due to thinking that if they show any interest in anything that's not 'approved' they are deemed weird and will be outcast, the rest of the time they're just that vapid that they only care about current thing.
---- 183081528
->>183081397
-I look shit up/get good at something out of genuine interest, not because I want to impress some retarded faggot. Not my problem that people don't read or have genuine hobbies anymore.
---- 183081548
->>183080588
-not jak posting tryhards like you
-fosho
---- 183081575
->>183081548
-ok retard
---- 183081646
->oh my word, they don't want high brow conversation with you? 
->and in the current year no less?
->WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO, R/TELEVISION?!!!
---- 183081666
->>183081646
-zoomers are so disgusting
---- 183081713
->>183081528
-You're a grown man who lives with his mom. Relax troon.
---- 183081763
-i can't have a conversation with my own family because it's just pop culture of the week every time. they complain about the latest 'headlines' involving Marvel and Warner Brothers. i need to move out but i am dumb and lazy.
---- 183081777
->>183081713
-you'll need better bait than that
---- 183081801
->And, *sigh* you know, all they want to do is, fuckin, like, play csgo and sit in discord..
->Meanwhile I languish in boredom as my very high intellect withers to daytime tv levels.
->How am I to remedy this, Dr. Noseberg?
---- 183081841
->>183081801
->being proud of being an apathetic nihilist retard who only cares about dopamine
---- 183081890
->abuuur me say smard words
->..where fren go?
---- 183081970
->>183081528
-Well it doesn't sound like my example applied then. What you describe there in wanting to have deeper conversations is what I wanted to, seems pretty difficult with a lot of people, some long term friends I've had I don't think I've had any deep conversations with really, they always deflect away with a snide joke or something. Some people just don't have a soul or something, like they always speak with intuitions and nothing else
---- 183082092
-Sometimes people act as if utilizing the intellect at all during a conversation is strictly verboten. They would much rather prefer a "dude" or "bro"
---- 183082148
->>183080029 (OP)
-this same shit is really starting to get to me with the people i work with. expected to socialize at breaks, expected to participate in crew dinners, and always expected to be in the mood to joke around even though we work in a shithole and have shitty hours. yeah i hate my coworkers and i still avoid them as much as possible but this kind of social pressure is annoying as fuck
---- 183083277
->>183082148
-Everyone expects you to be their jester. Its bullshit.
---- 183083308
-Yeah I used to rant to my friends about the same thing. Like why can't we talk about our feelings every once in awhile?
---- 183083384
->>183083277
-yeah and while i agree i don't think everything should always be serious or sincere i find myself straying from any forms of sincerity with people just because in my experience it weirds them out and makes them uncomfortable. but i like to maintain the distinction that i feel like i don't fear it or act as averse to it when other people try to be sincere with me (not like they really ever do, but you get the point). it just sucks that my aversion to any forms of intellectual conversation has developed as some kind of defense mechanism. i just try to go through the motions with people now, it's just not worth it, but i find myself slipping up anyway. it's just too exhausting.
---- 183083440
->>183080729
->think I'm better than them
-Exactly you can't share any deeper knowledge without people taking it as a personal affront how tf did that develop in everyone, sorry I'm just more learned than most people
---- 183083497
->>183081646
-Society is becoming Fahrenheit 451 and people like you act like social qualities arent important in healthy society
---- 183083586
->>183083440
->Exactly you can't share any deeper knowledge without people taking it as a personal affront
-Because people these days don't know or want to know the difference between feeling right and actually being right. If you always need to "be right," aka always acting on the impulse to always validate your cognitive biases and to compensate for your insecurities by feeding your ego, then you will become an insufferable leech who everyone labels as a Dunning-Kruger with half a brain. However, if you can actually have the courage and mental strength to admit when your wrong and be accepting of new information-even if just to entertain other ideas-then you might stand a chance of becoming a human being that isn't lost in stagnation. That's kind of how I feel about a lot of people these days: deeply insecure about their intelligence and their status in society, and desperate to hoard and build a wall of "knowledge" around themselves
---- 183083715
->>183080029 (OP)
-Be grateful you have friends
---- 183083839
->>183083715
-I think OP is just coming to the realization that either his friends aren't really his friends or good friends, or he's coming to the deeper, more cynical conclusion some of us miserable old fucks get to that the entire concept of human friendships and relationships is permanently flawed. But I don't really know what makes a good friend, people just discover what that definition is through experience and time, but I feel like a lot of us feel like we can't come to a place where we feel like we have genuine friendships.
---- 183084366
-Maybe your buds live in reality and want to be away from it and have fun with their FRIENDS and not talk about "interesting topics". Real buds dont sit around and pontificate about bullshit. Go start hanging out with pretentious art fags if you want your gay "topics" and kys while you're at it.
---- 183084378
->>183080029 (OP)
-have you ever considered to initiate those topics you fucking retard?
---- 183084424
->>183084378
-this thread is about what happens when you do initiate these topics, retard.
---- 183084496
->>183084424
-that might be your intention, but it is not at all what you said
-again, retard
---- 183084542
->>183084366
-Youre the type of dude to have lots of "friends", but when shit gets tough no one comes to help you. Sorry I want actual brotherhood and not a gay hedonistic circlejerk.
---- 183084667
->>183084378
-I have, and they always just laugh it off instead of engaging with the discussion.
---- 183085052
->>183084667
-what is it you want to talk to them about?
---- 183085080
->>183080364
-Only zoomies play CS GO with the fucking gambling system and microtransactions on a "f2p" game
-Sorry, bro, switch to CS Source
---- 183085543
->>183085052
-For example I met up with one of them the other day and asked how he was doing, he said fine, and then I told him if he ever had the need to vent or had any problem he could come to me to talk about it. He just brushed it off with a silly remark about how I should become a therapist.
---- 183085641
->>183085543
->For example I met up with one of them the other day and asked how he was doing, he said fine, and then I told him if he ever had the need to vent or had any problem he could come to me to talk about it.
-this is pretty autistic dude
---- 183085649
->>183085080
-Yeah im fully aware. They also play Overwatch and weeb shovelware. Its over.
---- 183085825
->>183085543
->he said fine, and then I told him if he ever had the need to vent or had any problem he could come to me to talk about it
-that's way too direct, dude. you ask that when they actually need someone to talk to.
---- 183085961
-I don't have friends anymore, but when I did I could talk to them about anything I wanted to. Even "dumb" people will talk about deeper things if you force them into it.
---- 183086363
->>183084542
-Projecting hard bud. Maybe YOU dont have real friends like that but me and my friends keep it fun unless theres a need. Which OPs post was complaining "why does there need to be a reason for us to get serious and start jerking eachother off and trauma dumping I wish my friends were little baby bitches and we had therapy sessions with eachother more frequently!!!"
---- 183086364
->>183080029 (OP)
-I have this new neighbor friend that never stops touching me or back slapping and just recently he grabbed the back of my head. I'm fighting everything in me to call him a total fight and leave me alone but my wife wants to be friends with his wife. Shit fucking sucks
---- 183086848
->>183086364
-A faggot not fight*
---- 183087082
->>183086363
->trauma dumping
---- 183087108
->>183086364
-yeah you gotta stand up for yourself sooner than later on that shit. next time you're alone with this fucker just tell him "don't touch me" the next time he does it and have your tone on point. you have to nip this in the bud
---- 183087191
->>183086364
-Bro you should’ve spoke up the first time he physically made you felt uncomfortable. Its common enough thats its not weird to dislike touching
---- 183087290
->>183087082
-what else you wanna call it? Being a fucking bitch and narcissistically dumping all your problems on the people suppose to be your friends instead of just going to therapy.
---- 183087292
->>183087191
->>183087108
-Yeah he cant read your mind anon
---- 183087377
->>183081197
-This guy is wicked smart

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---- 183080339
->Lilly and James Potter were 21 years old when they died
-
-Where the fuck did they get all the gold from?
---- 183080352
->>183080339 (OP)
-James was an old money richfag, the Potters were basically Malfoys tier only not racist.
---- 183080362
-james was a descendant of the family from the deathly hallows story so I guess at some point somebody who had the cloak made a ton of cash with it
---- 183080363
->>183080339 (OP)
-Goblin bankers who were threatened by strong wizard bloodlines
---- 183080370
-james inherited it. his father or grandfather made fortune on something. forgot what. just google it if you're interested
---- 183080380
->>183080339 (OP)
-How should I know retard. They're books for little girls you idiot.
---- 183080387
->>183080352
-Malfoy=bush
-Potter=pelosi
---- 183080388
->>183080339 (OP)
-His grandfather invented some anti baldness potion, don't question it
---- 183080438
->>183080339 (OP)
-James by inheritance. Lilly by sucking James' dick.
---- 183080446
->>183080339 (OP)
-his moms was on onlyfans
---- 183080453
->Lily's maiden name was Goldsteinbergowitz
-
-Gee, I wonder.
---- 183080511
->>183080339 (OP)
-Lilly and james had a very succesfull onlyfans. 
-Snape was one of the biggest simps, jerking of for hours while watching james creampie lilly. 
-The special they did where she went of birthcontrol to get pregnant and do preggo fetish stuff was popular too.
---- 183080641
->>183080339 (OP)
-James' family
---- 183080670
->>183080339 (OP)
->harry just gives the twins 1000 gold no strings attached
-money changes people, he was just throwing money around after he knew he was rich. It started small with just buying out the candy trolley.
---- 183080786
->>183080387
-The potters made half a billion dollars using insider information gained while working ostensibly as a public servant? Weird.
---- 183080860
->>183080339 (OP)
-Why is Ron's family poor?
---- 183080886
->>183080860
-his dad was middle management and had a litter of kids instead of being a wizard national socialist who are all rich for some reason
---- 183080928
->>183080860
-his dad is a retard
-he could easily become a muggle handyman and fix all sorts of shit magically for big stacks of muggle cash
---- 183081060
->>183080928
-wouldn't that be a magical crime, it is bringing magic too close to muggles
---- 183081074
->>183080860
-Because Rowling, a socialist, can't into economics
---- 183081130
->>183080860
-Rowling writes characters then shoves them into the plot without a care for worldbuilding consistency
---- 183081292
->>183080860
-Big family + Arthur chose a very specific role at the ministry that does not seem lucrative
---- 183081331
->>183081130
-at first glance it would seem like it makes sense for the Weasly family to be poor, they had to raise 6 kids from only one low tier ministry job. Then you think about how they have no mortgage, and their kids are fed 9 months a year while at Hogwarts. they may have a negligible electricity bill, but that is it.
---- 183081354
-what was the foreskin removal spell called?
---- 183081393
->>183081354
-Amerijew
---- 183081412
->>183080339 (OP)
->21 years old
-Are you sure? Do these look like 21 years old to you?
---- 183081420
->>183080860
-The dad is a government wagie and the mom is a housewife.
->Well why don't they just magic money/valuables/etc
-The wizard glowies would be on them in a heartbeat, and the (((goblins))) control all financial institutions, and monitor the muggle ones too
---- 183081441
-James was a rich kid. Which makes Lily chosing him over Snape even funnier. Doesn't matter how much you like and respected his mom, Lily was a bad boy loving gold digger.
---- 183081451
->>183081412
->inb4 they aged even after death
---- 183081466
->>183081354
-why would a wizard want to cut the tip of their dick off?
---- 183081484
->>183081412
-
-Remember, they're British.
---- 183081517
-Does him being rich ever even come up again after the first few minutes of the first movie?
---- 183081518
->>183081441
-Funniest thing is I'm sure Rowling didn't even realized she wrote his parents to be cunts
---- 183081522
->>183081412
-would harry want to see his young parents in the mirror, or the age they would be if they were still alive?
---- 183081557
->>183080339 (OP)
-The Potters were rich faggots.
-I still don't know why any aunt or cousin from the dad's part tried to get in contact with him tho
---- 183081693
->>183081130
-most people with 8 kids are poor as shit, seems consistent to me
---- 183082500
->>183081517
-Not really, it's just a plot device so Harry doesn't have to worry about being able to afford things for school without having to rely on the Dursley's
---- 183082545
->>183080370
-I think it was a hair potion or something
-Even in magic world, balding is still JUST
---- 183082671
->>183081060
-There are canonically wizards married to non-wizards. How is that not a much bigger threat than what that other anon proposed?
---- 183082749
->>183081412
-My dad looked 30 in a picture of him at 20. And he looked 50, at 34 when he had me.
---- 183082789
->>183080387
-Dumb. The Malfoys would be like the old Rockfellers and the Potters would be like the old Rothschilds.
---- 183082793
->>183080387
->everything is analogous to amerilard politics
-kill yourself
---- 183082801
->>183081412
-British people age twice as fast as real people.
---- 183082859
-OnlyWitches
---- 183082912
->>183080670
-I think those were his tri-wizard tournament winnings.
---- 183082947
->>183080370
-The Malfoys are old aristocracy, the Potter are potions makers industrialists.
---- 183082960
->>183080387
-Such a faggy thing to post its unreal
---- 183083313
->>183082671
-Wizards should probably keep magic secret from regular dates. If you have a muggle wife you could tell her about magic but would have to keep tabs on her talking about magic, otherwise the ministry will wipe her mind and send her to live in Siberia. Fixing a bunch shit magically is getting too involved in the daily lives of many people, just keep the wizarding world separate whenever possible.
---- 183083459
->>183080387
-People like you are the reason I can't tell people I enjoy Harry Potter nowadays.
---- 183083644
->>183080339 (OP)
-alchemy?
---- 183083804
->>183083459
-Or maybe it's because they'd think less of you for being an adult with arrested development, obsessed with cliched children's lit.
---- 183083902
->>183082912
-it is still a large amount of money, and his supposed best friend is one of the schools designated poorfags
->>183083644
-you need a philosophers stone for that
---- 183084018
->>183080860
-JK Rowling is a bong and therefore obsessed with class.
---- 183084318
->>183082749
-yeah, what the fuck is going on with that
-boomers looked like shit in their 20's
---- 183084428
->>183081130
-anon they are books for 10 year olds don't think too much about it
---- 183084554
->>183081412
-He didn't know what they looked like, he was shown what he thought his parents would look like.
---- 183084573
->>183080362
-Harry' Great Grandad invented "Sleek Easy's Hair Potion" or something and that's why they are rich. When Harry comes of age, his trust fund full of his dividend payments would have made him even richer.
---- 183084579
->>183080339 (OP)
-James ran a buisness at Hogwarts while he was a student where other students would pay him to go with him, under his invisibility cloak, and spy on girls as they take a shit in the bathrooms.
---- 183084646
->>183080387
---- 183084732
-> The great vault door groaned as it swung open, and Harry and Professor Dumbledore quickly strode in.
-> Dumbledore's breath caught in his throat as his eyes alighted upon the massive piles of gold and silver coins, precious gems and pristine treasures which glittered in the dim light.
-> "My word, Harry. I had no idea you were quite so... affluent..." His brow furrowed inquisitively.
-> "Thanks, Professor," Harry said as he filled his purse with a fistful of galleons. "My parents left me quite a lot. I'm really thankful to them."
-> "Yes, yes..." Dumbledore murmured, as he began to casually sifted through a pile of golden trinkets near the door. "Harry, your mother Lily - her maiden name was Evans, wasn't it?"
-> "That's right."
-> Dumbledore dug deeper into the pile. "And her mother's maiden name, what was that?"
-> "Err... Smith, I think."
-> "Indeed... and her mother's mother?"
-> "Let's see, it was, err... Steinberg. Why do you ask, Professor?"
-> But Dumbledore has already found his answer. Shining unmistakably at the bottom of the pile was the golden menorah. 
-> "No matter... say Harry, what is that in the corner there?"
-> No sooner had Harry turned to follow Dumbledore's pointing finger than he felt some metal object strike him in the back of the head, with such force that he was thrown to the cold stone floor.
-> By the time he looked up, Dumbledore was already shutting the vault door.
-> "Professor!" Harry pleaded, "You can't just leave me in here!"
-> "Fear not, my boy," Dumbledore uttered calmly over the groaning of the hinges, "Arbeit macht frei." Then there was only darkness.
---- 183084876
->>183084732
->This is the end for you, Hershel Pottowitz!
---- 183084955
->>183081130
-um yes she did. even the shits that are magic'd away
---- 183085307
->>183080339 (OP)
-It's actually a tiny pile of gold, Harry is just standing really far away
---- 183085636
->Snape, a prodigious potion's genius who rewrote his textbooks whilst in school, died in bitter ignominy as a maligned schoolteacher and vacillating terrorist, leaving what probably only amounted to a Professor's meagre wealth
->James, a talented youthful rascal and Quidditch phenomenon who probably scraped through potions carelessly as he devised schemes to prank Snape and woo Lily, died a celebrated hero with a ridiculously large fortune of lovely gold coins from some near relative who invented Wizard head and shoulders
-
-Snape just cannot fucking win, even in his best field
-Even as he ascends to the astral planes that exist in HP's weird pseudo-Christian world, awaiting his final judgement, penance, and paradise, James will be still be there, smirking victoriously
-We are reaching untold levels of cuckoldry here
---- 183086161
->>183080860
-They liked to be poor its on the appendices
---- 183086225
->>183084318
-They were the generation most susceptible to the jew mind control parasite. Having a liberated mind retains your youth for longer
---- 183086484
->>183083459
->he enjoys a franchise popular with mostly women, children, and faggots
->some rando on the internet is what embarrasses him
---- 183086515
->>183080339 (OP)
-College funds.
---- 183086518
->>183085636
-Snape had a hard life, he would have be happier if he went full wizard supremacy with voldemort
---- 183087439
-Harry Potter is basically wizard nobility. By all metrics he should be a total Chad. He is famous. He plays the most important position on the School's sport team. He is rich. He doesn't even live with his parents and could potentially buy a villa in the local town near Hogwarts, I forgot what's it called, and have parties there, fuck some hot babes, etc.
-But because he is written by a woman and played by a manlet, even in the movies he doesn't have Chad energy.
---- 183087499
->>183081412
-well they ARE british
---- 183087511
->>183087439
-living with the Dursely family fucked him up
---- 183087553
->>183087511
-didnt the fact that he was a whorecrux made the dursely evil?
-cause they had got corrupted by him
---- 183087735
->>183087553
-well his aunt hated his mom for being the favorite child and going off on magical adventures before dumping harry on them. The bad step family trope is played up, but the dursely family cared about each other so I wouldn't call them completely evil. Harry was living as a peasant house servant, only in modern times.
---- 183088396
->>183081518
-Rowling gets underrated. She absolutely did intend that in some ways. There's a bit where Harry sees a memory of his dad bullying Snape and it doesn't pull any punches at all it makes him look like a real severe bully. Harry asks sirius about it also who just has to basically shrug and say "yeah he sort of calmed down" but it's never justified or brushed over
---- 183089144
->>183081441
-Lily hated the "bad boy" James. It was over when James grew out of it did she start liking him
---- 183089421
->>183085636
-Fuck off snape was school shooter incel faggot, James was big dick chad.
---- 183089468
->>183087439
->But because he is written by a woman and played by a manlet, even in the movies he doesn't have Chad energy.
-Hey retard he spent the majority of his youth bullied by his family living in the basement.
---- 183089498
-can someone explain the whole Snape/James thing to me? I'm too lazy to read up on it
-did they bully Snape? for no reason?
---- 183089576
-Why is Slytherin still a thing? Shouldn't they all be banned from the school and replaced with something else. 99% of are death eaters.
---- 183089618
->>183080860
-They're "poor" in the way that they don't get to buy shit other wizards make because they simply have no competitive edge in the wizarding word to bring in tokens of value.
-We see in the books that they get by alright and even have a pretty big, if scruffy, house. Magic takes care of it's own.
---- 183089701
->>183080339 (OP)
-Almost all wizards are jews
---- 183089707
-They created the gold out of thin air with their magic
---- 183089709
->>183080339 (OP)
->Where the fuck did they get all the gold from?
-OnlyFans
---- 183089728
->>183080387
-this is without a doubt the worst analogy I've ever read, please go kill yourself
---- 183089741
->>183089498
->did they bully Snape?
-Yes
-
->for no reason?
-Snape was an arrogant prick who was heavily into the Dark Arts. He was a nasty bully himself, and gave James as good as he got. Considering what was happening outside the school at that time, he and some of his friends were seen by many as Death Eaters in training. Sirius and Remus both had regret over how far they went, but Snape was not innocent.
---- 183089749
->>183082749
->>183084318
-Meanwhile, I still look 18 at 29.
---- 183089806
->>183080860
-because the Irish breed like rabbits, I have an aunt who has 9 kids
---- 183089935
->>183080670
->It started small with just buying out the candy trolley.
->buying out the candy trolley.
-I'LL TAKE THE LOT BRUV
---- 183090034
->>183081331
-You're forgetting about the Hogwarts school fees, as it's a private school. Probably ultra expensive. It must cost a fortune to send so many kids there
---- 183090089
->>183080339 (OP)
-I remember being a kid thinking people getting a baby at 16 wasn't that young. Now 21 seems absurdly young.
---- 183090133
->>183089749
-Good. Use that power wisely (to get cunni).
---- 183090137
->>183089935
-Molly is a fertile welsh woman though
---- 183090198
->>183080860
-because rowling is a retarded commie and wants everyone good to be poor and everyone bad to be rich, with harry only inheriting a shit ton of money for plot convenience
---- 183090329
->>183080928
-His whole job was to ensure that magic DOESNT touch muggle items all willynilly
---- 183090563
->>183080387
-thanks for the good analogy
---- 183091031
->>183080860
-Because they keep having kids. Despite having seven kids, four of whom are still at home, no one goes hungry, they own a house and land, each child has their own bedroom and all of that on a single salary. The only way in which they're poor is hands-me-down, but that's pretty regular for stay-at-home mothers who are much more trifty and reuse or recycle compared to working mothers.
---- 183091789
->>183080860
-They're not poor though. They're cheap. They have hand me downs because why waste a perfectly good robe that's just now too small? 
-She knits them sweaters because she's a housewife who needs something to do.
-She sends ron on the train with a homemade sandwich because that's her job as a housewife.
-
->>183087511
->>183089468
-yeah but once he found out he's a king in the wizarding world with loads of money why wouldn't he just tell them to fuck off for being so mean to him all those years and become a snobbish, cocky faggot? Imagine you're told around puberty you have special superpowers, you're the most famous person in the world, and you have an assload of money and no parents to tell you how to use it?
-Dude would realistically be a powertripping nightmare if you ask me. Especially after being belittled for so long
---- 183091820
->>183084554
-wrong, 4th movie he sees their ghosts come out of Voldemort's wand and it's the same actors
---- 183091971
->>183080387
-this is quite possibly the most reddit post i've seen this year
---- 183092191
->>183091971
-it's quite possibly the funniest bait post i've seen this year.
---- 183092262
->>183090034
-Hogwarts doesn't have any school fees.
---- 183092791
->>183084573
->Harry's great-grandad invented hair restoring potions
->even the Weasley twins invented shit
-
-What the fuck did Dumbledore ever invent? What did he contribute to the wizarding world other than "he's really powerful and don't have to say anything to cast any spell"?
---- 183092835
->>183080860
-
-Kids are expensive
---- 183092985
->>183092791
->What the fuck did Dumbledore ever invent?
-He discovered twelve ways to use dragon's blood. That's mentioned over and over in the early books. Also had some other academic breakthroughs that were mentioned but never detailed in the book.
---- 183093024
->>183080339 (OP)
-
-A woman wrote this, so probably OnlyFans and camwhoring.
---- 183093028
-lol
---- 183093075
-Why doesn't Ron's mom work? Your kids go off to school for nearly the entire year for school. When they come back, they can take care of the younger one. The youngest, not in school, can be in pre-school normal school and shit or have a nanny.
---- 183093112
->>183092985
->He discovered twelve ways to use dragon's blood
-
-As anal lubricant, no doubt.
---- 183093113
->>183080339 (OP)
-They were? I always assumed they were late 20s-early 30s in the movie.
---- 183093115
->>183083804
-Never said I was obsessed with it. I enjoy it. The people who are way too obsessed and compare everything they think is bad to Voldemort and everything they think is good to Dumbledore is ridiculous.
---- 183093121
->>183093028
-how did she cut both her thumbnails cooking? don't you have to be using one hand to hold it?
-im /ck/ and what is this
---- 183093142
->>183080339 (OP)
-So Snape was like 30 years old in the HP series? Alam Rickman was too old for the part jeez.
---- 183093176
->>183093028
->it's real
-What the shit.
---- 183093220
->>183093142
-Harry was 17/18 at the end of the series, right? So Snape should be no older than 40 by the end of the movies. Sirius/Lupin always looked older than they were.
---- 183093267
->>183093028
-Why does she list so many things and yet I still come off with the impression that she is living an empty life?
---- 183093285
->>183081412
-Bong genes
---- 183093396
->>183093028
->schizo rambling after being abused by Harvey
---- 183093971
->>183089576
-Without Slytherin, there are no dark wizards. Without dark wizards, Azkaban stays empty. If Azkaban is empty, aurors don't get paid. It's a lucrative business
---- 183094080
->>183089576
-Slytherin serves a purpose just like /pol/ serves a purpose. They're a containment board.
---- 183094250
->>183094080
-Ah yes, the good ole “Harry Potter is like my personal politics” redditor trope
-
-Also
-FUCK THE TRANNIES
-AND FUCK THOSE JANNIES
-BOTH ARE KIKES
-TONGUING EACH OTHER’S FANNIES
- YOU GOT NO FUTURE
-WE’RE IN YOUR HEAD FREE OF RENT
-JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR
-AND JOIN THE FORTY ONE PERCENT
---- 183094326
->>183091789
->Especially after being belittled for so long
-Things would have been different for the Dursleys if Harry went with Slytherin
---- 183094394
->>183093028
-I can save her

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---- 183080473
-Is it weird for an actress when a costar gets a boner during a sex scene?
---- 183080507
-People that don't put the name of the film in the topic title deserve to be downvoted
---- 183080510
-don't be offended if i get a boner
-don't be offended if i don't get a boner
---- 183080551
-Has Kate Mara been nude in anything new recently? I need nekid monk.
---- 183080565
->>183080473 (OP)
->dick fits inside his underwear without wrapping it around his waist
-
-Are actors' dicks really so small?
---- 183080763
->>183080473 (OP)
-Is she wearing a cover for her cunt? Looks like the panties slid to the side and you can see it. 
-Also, why are you focusing on dicks with that going on, you faggot OP?
---- 183080784
->>183080551
-She has a new show called Class of 09 coming May 10. Its rumored she may have lesbian sex scenes with Sepideh Moafi. Shes also seen making out with other guy agent in trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh3JIflUYjk [Embed]
---- 183080785
->>183080507
->downvoted
-fuck off zoomer, learn to form your own opinions
---- 183080941
->>183080473 (OP)
-they usually don't, and if they do they have super tight, sometimes multi-layered briefs on to prevent it. and for nude scenes they wear a tight cup around the dick and balls so theres virtually no way the woman will feel any shape of cock. This is if we're talking about sex scenes. getting a boner during a makeout sesh? maybe.
-
-Sam Jackson was asked about this topic during a Stern interview, Howard asked something along the lines of "What do you do to prepare for the sex scene, what do you tell the girl? are you afraid of getting a boner" and Sam replied "I just tell them sorry if i do, and sorry if i don't"
---- 183080984
->>183080510
->don't be offended if i get a boner
->don't be offended if i don't get a boner
-This, actresses are always split between "eww so gross he had a boner while we're working" and "neat, I made this super hot guy lose control and have a boner"
-Of course they can change their minds 10 years later
---- 183080995
->>183080507
-Its from Kate Mara's A Teacher
->>183080763
-I think that's her pussy and it was unintentional slip
---- 183081219
->>183080473 (OP)
-you're rubbing skin and kissing, how are they not supposed to get horny? They are not 5.
-of course it is ok
---- 183081258
->>183080785
-this. upvoted
---- 183081283
->>183080473 (OP)
-How could you not get a boner filming a sex scene
---- 183081335
->>183081283
-Maybe because they’re not gross incels like you? 
-Normal people have sex all the time. People can control themselves when they’re used to having sex
---- 183081423
->>183080473 (OP)
-That’s the junk just hanging. That’s not a boner.
->>183081283
->>183081219
-> How could you not get a boner filming a sex scene
-Because this is what it actually looks like, with about 10-20 crew standing around.
---- 183081473
->>183080473 (OP)
-anon... that's not a boner, just a normal sized flaccid dick bulge
---- 183081568
->>183080565
-Just the white ones
---- 183081569
->>183081423
-Okay, take 10,
---- 183081604
-Do you feel sexy yet?
---- 183081681
->>183081423
->Because this is what it actually looks like, with about 10-20 crew standing around.
-pornstars do it
---- 183081766
->>183081283
---- 183082412
->>183081335
-my penis has a mind of its own though. it always wants to penetrate a nice puss.
---- 183082839
->>183080784
-I am hyped for some new Kate Mara kino. Show looks good.
---- 183083050
->>183080784
->Guy look, this woman is having sex with another woman!.... ISN'T IT BASED!?!?
---- 183083258
->>183083050
-Whether or not there is hot lesbian sex scenes, the show looks good lol
---- 183083349
->>183081283
-easy you learn to actually hate women because they're people, and not video games, or based 4chan discussions. EMAJUUUUN not doing anything as based as these two things.
---- 183083353
->>183083050
-Yes. Hot lesbian sex scenes are sweet honey for my eyes.
---- 183083381
->Yes. Hot lesbian sex scenes are sweet honey for my eyes
---- 183083485
->>183080784
->>183083050
->>183083353
->>183083381
-Bless Kate Mara for her willingness to film lesbian scenes
---- 183083534
-Hollywood is an incestuous pool of drug-fueled debauchery, if you think the two actors haven't already had sex in real life, you have autism. In fact it's likely they would've already had sex years prior at some talent party where a bunch of old yids watch the young, fresh meat roll around on the floor.
---- 183083592
->>183083463
-Guarantee that's a stunt cock.
---- 183083635
->>183080473 (OP)
-they handled much more disgusting cocks to even get there. they don't mind
---- 183083642
->>183083463
-true
-it's mine
---- 183083645
->>183081568
-t. Chang Shekelberg
---- 183083650
-Most actors are gay so not much of an issue
---- 183083690
->>183080473 (OP)
-who is this ugly soicuck? IRL he'd be incel in 2023
---- 183083828
->>183081681
-That is what they are paid for, male pornstars that can't keep it up on a set aren't booked
---- 183083888
-imagine you're shooting a scene with a nearly nude kate mara and your dick accidentally goes inside of her
-what would you say?
---- 183083913
->>183080763
-Labia spotted. We did it reddit!
---- 183083936
->>183083888
-Nothing because she probably couldn't feel it
---- 183083992
->>183080785
-This board is so easy to troll lmao fucking newfaggot
---- 183084033
->>183081681
-Pornstars take Viagra. They can't actually stay hard by themselves.
---- 183084062
->>183083485
->>183083650
-Lol its funny because Kate Mara's explicit sex scenes were with Ellen Page (who was gay at time, I guess straight now :p), and now she is seen making out with Brian J Smith in Class of 09 who is a gay actor
---- 183084077
->>183083936
-she'd probably feel mine (i'm 5 inches at LEAST(
---- 183084107
->>183080763
-Looks like a patch or some tape to prevent her lips from flapping outside of her panties.
---- 183084214
->>183080763
-That’s a stick of her curdled discharge, the actor insisted in so many scenes he churned it into a butter slab
---- 183084246
-What movie is that from? Please I need to know
---- 183084303
->>183081335
-lmao the projection
->y-yeah i h-have sex all the time s-so i don't have b-boners l-laying on t-top of h-hot women
---- 183084308
->>183084246
-it's a teacher. it's a show. not sure what it's on
---- 183084338
-what does penis in vagina feel like?
---- 183084361
->>183080510
-Banderas?
---- 183084365
->>183084338
-Bags of sand
---- 183084389
->>183081283
-This is what you think as a 16 year old. Then, at 36 you'll understand that instant, hard boners are a goner. No one gets them anymore.
---- 183084395
->>183084246
->>183084308
-Its on FX/Hulu
---- 183084512
->>183084389
-I'm 39 and I still get good hard boners. But then again I'm also a virgin so maybe that has something to do with it.
---- 183084560
->>183084512
-I'm envious of your good hard boners, then. Keep it up, anon!
---- 183084671
->>183084395
-I wish she suffocate me with boob
---- 183084693
->>183084560
-I will. No woman is ever taking away my boner power.
---- 183084748
->>183083485
-Those first three images are from a straight sex scene though.
---- 183084804
->>183080473 (OP)
-No, it's quite based
---- 183084848
->>183084804
-I always knew Ed Norton had a huge dick
---- 183084968
->>183084848
-That's not huge.
---- 183085104
->>183084804
-That is 100% a sock stuff
---- 183085200
->>183084968
-for you
---- 183085267
->>183085104
-Yeah, it's even implied in the movie, IIRC. Because he's vain and wants to look big on stage.
---- 183085300
->>183084804
-how fucking big is his dick
---- 183085362
->>183080473 (OP)
-Willem Dafoe had a raging hard on during the sex scene in Body of Evidence. However, Madonna specifically wanted him for the part, because of the size of his penis. 
-Which is strange, because the film goes out of its way to hide any explicit sex. 
-You briefly see Willem's gigantic boner for a split second during the scene.
---- 183085422
->>183080473 (OP)
->>183080784
->>183083431
->>183083485
->>183084062
->>183084395
-Reminder that Kate Mara's milf tits leaked milk on Nick Robinson while filming their sex scenes for A Teacher
---- 183085466
->>183085422
-is this true?
---- 183085472
->>183085362
->You briefly see Willem's gigantic boner for a split second during the scene
->doesnt post the screenshot
---- 183085493
->>183084962
-do women even like looking at penis?
---- 183085527
->>183085472
-It'd be hard to make out from a low res screenshot. I'd have to download the bluray again, in which it's clearly visible.
---- 183085598
->>183084512
->39
->virgin
-
-i know we meme here but how?
-how did you make it that far with hiring a hooker?
---- 183085677
->>183085422
->>183085466
-Yes, see 1:20-1:42 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54AEj5lntk [Embed]
---- 183085944
->>183085598
-I mostly stopped caring after my early 20s. It sucks sometimes but I really don't care all that much.
---- 183085985
->>183085677
-women are so unbelievably gross
---- 183086000
->>183085598
-Can you hire me a hooker? I'm also poor.
---- 183086003
->>183084389
-37 here, still get random boners out of nowhere.
---- 183086066
->>183085466
-It’s possible. Sex with a woman who is routinely breastfeeding can easily result in accidental breast milk leaking. It’s usually a result of squeezing her tits or sucking on her nipple. I don’t really see how it happens during a fake sex scene unless they’re being pretty explicit.
---- 183086085
->>183086066
-I wonder if her male costar had a cheeky taste
---- 183086099
->>183084389
-Go get your blood work done my friend. Something is wrong with your endocrine system.
---- 183086139
->>183086085
-He absolutely did lol
---- 183086160
->>183084389
-i'm 32 and if they made a movie about me, it'd be called "die hard"
---- 183086170
->>183086139
-he better have or else i'm gonna have to have a word with him
---- 183086174
->>183085677
-Jesus Christ
---- 183086231
->>183085598
-I'm 38 and the same. When it comes to pure sexual release I never saw what a prostitute would do for me that I couldn't achieve myself with porn for free and with 1000x less hassle.
---- 183086239
->>183081681
-They're all on drugs.
---- 183086311
->>183085944
-I'm a little older than you but in my late teens i hired a few hookers. i was never actually good at sex so i gave up too. Still was nice to actually feel a woman.
-
->>183086000
-fucken checked. If i lived near you anon i'd definitely hire you a hooker and jerk off from across the room.
---- 183086372
->>183080473 (OP)
-You get used to it. I work on a lot of big movie sets and it's common AF.
-
-There are meds you can take to reduce the risk of boner, but most of the serious actors don't take them because it impacts your mood in general (and might impact your acting). Directors will sometimes intentionally save these shots for the end of the day so that the actors can take the meds without impacting anything else. 
-
-It's a mixed bag though. You gotta remember that there are like 50 people in the room with you watching you do this, so some guys work really hard to not get a boner. Other guys get full into it, and at the end of the day you're usually getting handsy with a 9/10 actress in bed. Who wouldn't get a boner.
-
-The ladies sometimes get wet too. You can tell when they do, because they'll cover up with a blanket immediately or stay in the bed and wait for most people to leave. It's hot as hell.
---- 183086453
->>183086311
->Still was nice to actually feel a woman.
-yeah that's the only thing I really miss I guess. I've made out with women before, but never went further than that. it's fine. if it happens then great. if not then whatever. i'm not really upset about it.
---- 183086558
-There's a Brazilian /ss/ movie where they had to put tape on the 12 year old actor's dick because he kept getting a Boner during scenes with the older lady
---- 183086606
->>183081283
-I get an erection everytime I make out with a girl
---- 183086674
->>183085362
-Maybe I watch too much large insertion porn, but it doesn't seem that big to me
---- 183086709
->>183086674
-he's a shower
-i, on the other hand, am a grower and my erect penis puts his to shame i think
---- 183086719
->>183083431
-monke woman hawt
---- 183086814
->>183086719
-Make sure to watch the scene with sound. Kate Mara's moaning is so hot.
---- 183086968
-I would definitely have monkey sex with her
---- 183087180
->>183083485
-If only Kate Mara and Sophia Bush filmed My Days of Mercy together
---- 183087283
->>183084033
->Pornstars take Viagra. They can't actually stay hard by themselves.
-Hasn’t it been claimed that most male pornstars are “BiSexual” if not actually gay?, and that Actually straight male pornstars ( for straight porn) are yhe exception ?
---- 183087313
->>183080510
-Seth Rogen tried this.
-It failed lmaoooll
---- 183087372
->>183080473 (OP)
-How is her husband okay with this? Cuck fetish?
---- 183087387
->>183087372
-who cares
---- 183087490
->>183085598
-It's super easy, barely an inconvenience. No seriously I mean it. You just stop caring.
---- 183087668
->imagine getting a boner
-i seriously hope you guys don't do this
---- 183087816
->>183080473 (OP)
-Jerk off right before sex scene, don't get boner
-Although when you're in your teens and early 20s the dick jumps back up rapidly
---- 183087873
->>183080473 (OP)
-no, they love it
---- 183087874
->>183087372
-Her husban is Jamie Bell, lucky guy
---- 183087943
-When i filmed my first sex scene we taped down my junk just to be safe. Hurt like hell taking off the tape!
---- 183087964
->>183080565
-Why would you wrap your underwear around your waist?
---- 183087988
->>183087874
-he kind of looks like a monkey as well
---- 183087998
->>183081335
-you really thought you had an actual point here but that's the most retarded shit ive ever read
---- 183088047
->>183087943
-did the other guy have his taped down too?
---- 183088082
->>183088047
-no his was hidden in my ass
---- 183088128
->>183081568
---- 183088140
->>183080473 (OP)
-It would be really fucking weird if the actress got a boner during a sex scene.
---- 183088198
->>183087943
-When I filmed my first sex scene my penis was in my ex gfs mouth if you know what I'm saying
---- 183088236
->>183080473 (OP)
-i think they just think it's fun
---- 183088241
->>183088047
->>183088082
-I'm a B-list actor from the late 90's and early 00's. Mainly teen comedies.
---- 183088331
->>183083463
->Jessica Biel will never touch your penis
---- 183088452
->>183088241
-nice
-i am jealous
---- 183088501
->>183086606
-I get an erection if a female holds my hand.
---- 183088669
->>183084389
-uhh should someone tell him?
---- 183088741
->>183088331
-It's over
---- 183088832
->>183088241
-no such thing as B-List teen comedies. You're D-list.
---- 183088922
->>183087668
-Of course not anon, I barely know what a boner is
---- 183088958
->>183087668
-Imagine not knowing how to properly greentext
---- 183088964
->>183084389
-This is such bullshit. I'm 29 and I get more boners now than when I was a horny teen. And they're a lot more annoying now because I have shit to do and cant just go to the bathroom every hour to rub one out.
---- 183088991
->>183088958
---- 183089112
->>183088331
-You literally do not know that
---- 183089170
->>183085493
-Do women like anything?
---- 183089245
->>183081423
->> How could you not get a boner filming a sex scene
->Because this is what it actually looks like, with about 10-20 crew standing around.
-If it feels good it feels good
---- 183089255
->>183084389
->This is what you think as a 16 year old. Then, at 36 you'll understand that instant, hard boners are a goner. No one gets them anymore.
-Everyone responding to you in denial is younger than 36. Everyone else understands.
---- 183089297
->>183084389
-They make pills for this now
-Sorry you can't get your dick up at 36, it usually happens way later than that
---- 183089454
->>183089170
-no
---- 183089626
->>183088741
-yes, I finished a few minutes ago
---- 183089704
->>183089255
->Everyone else understands.
-To be honest, I was really starting to feel like they were all just gaslighting me. But at the same time, this is something I haven't really talked about with my friends either, so now a seed of doubt has been planted in my head...
-
-Maybe I really SHOULD go see a doctor, after all...
---- 183089778
->>183084389
-THIS NIGGAS DICK BROKE LMAO
---- 183090794
->>183083485
-Im so jealous
---- 183091203
->>183080473 (OP)
->>183080784
->>183083431
->>183083485
->>183084395
->>183085422
->>183086139
->>183087874
-I love Kate Mara so much bros
---- 183092529
->>183081283
-By cumming before
---- 183092556
->>183084389
-Lol. This is bait right? Right?
---- 183092721
->>183091203
-May 10 is Class of 09 release date. Fresh webms are on the way.
---- 183092748
->>183083353
->Gross JAVshit
-Get raped get raped GET RAAAAPED
---- 183092767
->>183088128
->4.8"
->an asian
-topkek
---- 183092769
->>183080507
-get the fuck out
-
-NOW
---- 183093239
->>183088128
-manlets stay winning
---- 183093428
->>183087313
->>183080510
->Actor Seth Rogen was so nervous about filming a sex scene with co-star Katherine Heigl in new movie Knocked Up, he decided to take some ill-advised advice from screen legend SIR Sean Connery. Rogen picked up his Connery tip from an episode of TV show Inside The Actor's Studio in which the Scottish actor joked about how to deal with the possibility of an unwanted erection while shooting a love scene. Rogen says, "I got really nervous and I kept thinking, 'What will I do, how do I behave?' And I was watching TV one day and Inside The Actor's Studio was on and Sean Connery was on it and he has a lot of sex scenes. "He was talking about sex scenes and he said, 'Before every sex scene I say to the woman, 'I'm sorry if I get aroused and I'm sorry if I don't.' I thought, 'That's good, I'll use that.' 
->"So we're shooting the scene and we're getting into position. I'm really focusing on not sweating on her, that's my main goal. I say to her, 'Katherine, I'm sorry if I get aroused and I'm sorry if I don't.' "And she looks at me and says, 'Why would you be sorry if you don't get aroused? I don't want you to get aroused.' I realized that's the difference between my and Sean Connery - people kind of want him to get aroused a little. "I should have just said, 'I'm sorry.' And that's it."
-
-BTFO
---- 183093431
->>183093239
-They really do. See-> >>183087874
---- 183093600
->>183085985
-ok faggot lol wtf
---- 183093743
->>183084389
-No anon it’s just you, you have a broken dick, 50% of the population have broken dicks, you probably thought this was normal for everyone but no, LMAOing at you for accidentally admitting this
---- 183093869
->>183093743
-So you honestly still get instant hard boners while watching sex scenes in Hollywood movies, even in your (or close to) 40s?
-
-Because yes, I'm baffled if you do.
---- 183093980
->>183080473 (OP)
-Is that Kate Mara's pussy?
---- 183094123
->>183084389
->>183089255
->>183089704
-Boners definitely decrease in strength as you age. Mine have been all over the place. Mine are best when I'm not smoking weed (I dont really drink but that doesnt help you either), lifting, exercise, doing kegels, not jerking to porn, and getting plenty of sunlight. I can go from barely being able to get it up to hard morning wood depending on how I'm doing in these areas.
---- 183094252
->>183086003
->still get random boners out of nowhere.
-That's normal, those are hormonal boners.
-ED is not strictly a hormonal issue.
---- 183094485
->>183088964
-that's because you're still 29 you dummy
---- 183094559
->>183093428
-LOL what a autistic dipshit.
-Imagine being a rich and famous actor and still being a loser incel.
---- 183094766
->>183093980
-yes sir i think it is
---- 183095287
->>183081335
-I just realized that at least some of the people obsessed with "incel" are actual virgins lol
---- 183095640
->>183093980
->>183094766
-My guy should have just slipped it in. Say you are a "method actor".
---- 183096112
->>183080784
-May 10 is marked on my calendar now. We also got new Thomasin McKenzie, Elizabeth Olsen, and Betty Gilpin shows coming out soon.
---- 183096795
->>183085422
-mods
---- 183096803
->>183096112
-which shows are these? If all 4 actresses go nude i might lose my mind
---- 183097143
->>183096803
-Kate Mara in Class of 09, Thomasin McKenzie in Totally Completely Fine, Elizabeth Olsen in Love and Death, and Betty Gilpin in Mrs. Davis and Three Women.
---- 183097144
->>183093428
-Rogen's a disgusting jew and Connery is a chad, that's why it worked for him
---- 183097220
->>183084389
->>183088964
-idk anons. Im 27 and I barely get a boner. 
-The only times I can ever get one is through jacking off. I did bend my penis the wrong way and havent gotten morning erections since. Saw a Urologist about that and he said "lol it's all in your mind"
---- 183097288
->>183080473 (OP)
-That’s why actors never stay together for long.
---- 183097345
->>183097220
-29yo anon here, wtf bro, really? 
-I need to give myself 20 min every morning to wait for my boner to come down.
-Are you drinking and/or smoking/vaping too much? 
->I did bend my penis the wrong way
-Fucking explain. Penis fractures are a medical emergency.
---- 183097395
->>183097345
-10 years ago jerked off on the toilet. Jerked it a bit too hard to the right and felt or heard a pop. Never went to the doc about it. Went to the urologist about 3 or 4 years ago and he just said explained a story about how a husband couldnt get hard from his wife because he didnt want to fuck her. Then just said it was all in my mind. 
-
-Realistically there's probably nothing I can do about it now is there
---- 183097427
->>183097395
-also there was internal bruising on one side that went away. No pain or anything
---- 183097511
->>183097395
->>183097427
-he was a pos doctor who didnt even listen to me or offer an ultrasound at least to see if there's anything wrong still. I've never bothered getting a 2nd opinion because I think the only thing I'll hear is 
->it's a but late for that there's nothing we can do now
---- 183098112
->>183080941
-It depends. There was some film with Margot Robbie or one of the women who looks like her where she got penetrated in a sex scene with a black actor 'accidentally.'
---- 183099123
->>183097395
->>183097511
-Please go to a new urologist bro
-I cannot imagine how can you deal with that for 10 years, I'd be fraking out t bh 
-At least ask for an x-ray or an ultrasound
---- 183099710
->>183098112
-What? Cant tell if youre trolling or not.
---- 183099878
->>183084389
-bro, I'm almost 40 and my dong works the same as 16, your circulatory system must be fucked
---- 183099934
->>183080473 (OP)
-how is that a boner? looks tiny
---- 183100021
->>183085200
---- 183100034
-ALL ACTORS ARE WHORES
---- 183100151
->>183081283
-There is hundreds of jews around you filming you.
---- 183100221
->>183083463
-looks fake, the way he holds it is to keep the prop from falling off.
---- 183100243
->>183080473 (OP)
-this is rape and he should be jailed
---- 183100267
->>183080473 (OP)
-I reckon she would be offended if he didn't
---- 183100361
->>183080473 (OP)
-what if the actress is really hot and the actor premature ejacs through his underwear and she gets some nut on her, can she sue
---- 183100636
-Going to have sex soon. How long should sex last bros? Scared I won’t last long.
---- 183100684
->>183080473 (OP)
-extra bros. not like this
---- 183100718
->>183080473 (OP)
-They usually wear jockstraps right?
---- 183100730
->>183081283
-you'd have to have the mental fortitude of a saint or be extremely homosexual to not have a boner while doing a scene like this.
---- 183100765
->>183080785
->>183092769
-Spotted the fags
---- 183100769
->>183093428
->fat, retarded 3/10 heeb expected women to treat him the same way as the Chad Connery
-lmaoooooooooooooo
---- 183101167
->>183085422
->>183085677
-Kate Mara is so the most based sex scene partner
---- 183101275
->>183084389
-lose weight fatass
---- 183101331
->>183080507
->spoonfeed me
-Fuck off fag
---- 183101346
->>183099710
-He's talking about an old /tv/ bait about Jaime Pressly.
---- 183101389
->>183085493
-Bulges? Yes, women look at bulges.
---- 183101514
->>183084389
-
-See a doctor. Seriously. There’s no reason you should be the same horns little shit you were as a teenager but if you cannot maintain an erection in your 30s something else is going on.
---- 183101542
->>183093428
-holy fuck kek
-and i thought jonah was bad
-t. non jewish incel
---- 183101550
->>183099123
-will do. What a pos doctor he was. He even told me 
->as long as u got a boner when jacking off thats telling me the system still works
-bs. I cant get morning wood.
---- 183101562
->>183093428
-Yea but Keigl's a raging cunt whose shitty attitude got her blacklisted. She was on a rocket to the A-list and couldn't wait to ruin it for herself.
-
-Just understand he's using a quip to make things less awkward. Yeesh lady get over yourself.
---- 183101976
->>183101167
-Where do I apply?
---- 183102018
->>183095287
-Some? It's most of them.
---- 183102039
->>183084512
-im 36 and still get hard boners, pretty fast too.
---- 183102271
->>183084389
->thread full of hot sex scenes
->this is the post with all the (you)s 
-fear works
---- 183102459
->>183100684
-Now I know what that subtle deformation in the background is.
---- 183102478
->>183100730
-She probably wants the actors to have one tbqh.
---- 183102523
->>183102478
->m-miss green please!! this isn't in the script!!
---- 183102764
->>183081335
-And that's why those people convince themselves that mediocre sex is so great.
---- 183102964
->>183081283
-If you don't get an erection while filming sex, then you're a bad actor because you're going into the scene with the mindset that the character you're playing isn't into his love interest and isn't willing to display that affection to the audience with his erection.
---- 183103061
->>183083431
->>183085422
-I want to film a sex scene with Kate. It'll take the rest of our lives to finish filming it, though.
---- 183103116
->>183103061
-I wanna be a good person and go to heaven just so I can experience this
---- 183103201
->>183085493
-They're always raving about guys and their bulges while wearing grey sweats.
---- 183103280
->>183088964
-Every fucking time
-
->I'M JUST AS SPRY AS WHEN I WAS A WEE LAD
---- 183103486
->>183088128
-I'd be between 6.5 and 7, although they should do girth, that's far more interesting than length.
---- 183103589
->>183080473 (OP)
-Why wasn't it taped up?
---- 183103931
->>183083463
---- 183104001
->>183093428
-Imagine playing "the funny character" in every film you're in and not being able to play off something like that as a joke.
---- 183104160
->>183093428
-You're all reading it the wrong way, she's not calling him ugly in a backhanded way, she simply means "I don't want and you don't want to get a boner because it'd be super awkward, why would you be sorry if the thing we didn't want happening happened?"
---- 183104194
->>183093428
-PFFFFFFFFFHAHAHA JESUS
-It's not his fault tho
-This is %99 of cases of pickup artist and the retards that follows them
-Just because a slick handsome man gives you the best tips in the world, doesn't mean it'll work with your ugle mutt face fatass build
---- 183104250
->>183100684
-What a fucking cool girl, that must be super fucking embarrassing for him and she played it very lightly
-Based thot
---- 183104300
->>183104250
-It's fake, dumbass
---- 183104459
->>183104300
-And I'm supposed to know that by.. 
-huh
-how exactly?
-Maybe neck yourself next time before assuming everyone should be as enlightened as you to notice everything with no evidence, your fucking majesty
---- 183104682
->>183103280
-only a 13 year old would consider 29 old, so thanks for outing yourself
---- 183104699
->>183084389
-I know a handful of zoomers I turtored and shot the shit with that are in their mid 20's that have said they they don't get hard ons like they use to, one of them admitted it was probably because they are/were a chronic masturbator and I bet it's the same case with some of the others. 
-Don't let coomers tell you it's an okay idea to masturbate every day for years on end kids and don't drink the tap water.
---- 183104748
->>183104682
-only a 60 year old would consider a 29 year old young
---- 183104815
->>183104748
->https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youth
-sure, child
---- 183105325
->>183084033
-Viagra isnt magic. If you're not aroused you wont get it up.
-It just gets a half-chub into diamonds
---- 183105382
->>183103486
-literally no one asked faggotron
---- 183105407
->>183104815
->For certain uses, such as employment statistics, the term also sometimes refers to individuals from the ages of 14 to 21
-didn't read further
-
-your link thus proves me right, you are wrong. I am smart, you are dumb. and you are old.
---- 183105454
->>183083353
-how were those "shorts" ever legal
---- 183105477
->>183102523
-Eva looks like the girl that doesn't give a fuck and will devour your cock if she catches you slipping.
---- 183105511
->>183080507
-Downvoted? Where the fuck do you think you are?
---- 183105556
->>183088128
-6/7 bigger than average
-
-Show probably gave everyone an extra inch
---- 183105583
->>183081681
-its very rare that pornstars do it with 10-20 crew present.
---- 183105626
->>183084389
-Go to a doctor ASAP.
---- 183105641
->>183105556
-Or maybe only people who knew they were packing would ever volunteer for this shit?
-Except the Asian with humiriation fetish of course
---- 183105674
->>183080507
-kek
---- 183105676
->>183085598
-countless men and women have been doing it for centuries, it's called being a nun, a monk, an acetic cave dwelling hermit. It's awesome and it brings you true meaning and experience. Plus, whatever god you worship or principles you dedicate yourself to is living your life authentically.
-SO many people who Have had sex or been married and then become priests or join a monastery will tell you they don't regret leaving, that they were never happy with that life and are much more happy now preaching their word or living the way they feel God or the Universe wants them to. In harmony.
-But this isn't convenient for a culture salivating with desperation over turning humans into baby factories, future dead soldiers, and consumer slaves.
-The "shame" over not scoring (cue beavis and butthead) is just one of a million tactics the world pushes on people to make them inauthentic miserable drones.
---- 183105685
->>183105641
->The two shortest have the biggest
-
-Gee I wonder who would be behind this
---- 183105730
->>183084389
->>183105626
-Instant hard boners are certainly possible at 36 butt harder to achieve. The body isnt out running the brain anymore by that age...so the realities of less attractive partners, not wanting kids, general stress making relaxing and enjoyment difficult compound to make it more difficult to be insta-hard, and stay that way.
---- 183105795
->>183105730
-At 36, it shouldn't be a problem, as pointed out by other anons. Testosterone peaks in men in their 30s. That anon must be fat or abusing some substance. Or maybe just a neet who doesn't get sunlight or exercise. 
-If it really is a psychological issue, you're just weak.
---- 183106052
->>183099710
-He a Jew with a cuckoldry fetish (all readers of the Kaballah are this way)
---- 183106099
->>183088128
---- 183106113
->>183104150
-who the fuck actually watches this cringe
---- 183106138
->>183080507
-You're on 4chan you fucking moron
---- 183106148
->>183105685
-What, you think it was a conspiracy by manlets?
---- 183106157
->>183093428
-No surprise either way, Rogen is repulsive and Heigl is humourless
---- 183106610
->>183106157
->look up what Heigl looks like
->greeted with the most bland looking female I could ever think of
->also has no sense of humour 
-Amazing
---- 183106660
->>183080473 (OP)
->is it weird to get a boner when making out with a totally hot babe that was given the role solely for being hot
---- 183106743
->>183084389
-t. fat fuck who eats the least nutritious calories available at walmart while chucking antidepressants
---- 183106807
->>183105325
-is a half chub an erect penis?
---- 183106817
->>183093428
->Why would you be sorry if you don't get aroused? I don't want you to get aroused.' 
-That's not even about being sean connery or not, that's just a joke
-women are so autistic
---- 183106830
->>183084033
-and before viagra came along they had fluffers.
---- 183107171
->>183093428
-Ever worked at a place and there are a core bunch of guys there who are huge assholes but no talent to back it up, the only reason why their shit is tolerated is because they act buddy buddy with the boss who thinks they are actual friends with them? Heigl is a cunt on her own but that is what she was dealing with. Big mistake for her to take that part.
---- 183107402
->>183104001
-Being funny in real life and memorizing funny lines where people are scripted to laugh at you while humorous music plays are different skillsets. 
-Heck a lot of standup comedians aren't even funny when they don't have their routine to fall back on.
---- 183107656
->>183097395
-lol similar story I once jacked it in the bathroom and I felt a snapping sensation in the muscle under my sack and then a bit of blood came out of my dick 
-I freaked the fuck out and didnt piss for 3 days but nothing ever came of it
->>183085598
->how did you make it that far with hiring a hooker?
-I never understand when people say this 
-If having sex is so meaningless that youd just pay a whore to get it over with why bother
---- 183107678
->>183092721
-kino outfit
---- 183107710
->>183084512
-39 y/o virgins aren't useful as a comparison to anything. Your whole existence is basically invalid.
---- 183107834
->>183085598
-sex isn't interesting if it isn't more or less free and voluntary
---- 183107865
->>183093239
-This seems to be a good thing for manlets the only one's able to reproduce are one's with massive hogs so they pass that on to their male offspring.
---- 183108195
->>183080507
->downvoted
---- 183108234
->>183081568
-i loved when she was literally waiting for him to cum to cut his throat
---- 183108274
->>183083463
->implying it wasn't a filler
---- 183108277
-I have ED just in general so I get it
---- 183108458
->>183104459
-nta but it is clearly a stick or something. Dicks dont look like that.
-t. cock expert
---- 183109443
->>183104160
->she's not calling him ugly in a backhanded way, she simply means "I don't want and you don't want to get a boner because it'd be super awkward, why would you be sorry if the thing we didn't want happening happened?"
-youre correct but youre dumb
---- 183109564
->>183084962
-most of this is the balls.
---- 183109711
->>183085493
---- 183109798
->>183109564
->Balls show in front of the dong
-?
---- 183109834
->>183097220
->>183097395
->>183097511
-Do you have pain still? You might not have bend your dick the wrong way. You may have cpps which means that your pelvic muscles are too weak and that you have to train them. A lot of people that had this issue got over it by training and treating their pelvic again. If you are sitting a lot and not doing much exercise then i would look into that direction.
---- 183110055
->>183109711
-what does blue / red mean?
---- 183110107
->>183088964
-damn that's depressing. Just pay a hooker at this point, don't be a virgin at 30.
---- 183110577
->>183104150
-damn bro she ain't THAT ugly
---- 183111194
->>183110055
-seems it's a heat map of sorts. red is focus, blue is lack of focus. i deduced this solely from the fact that the tits on the woman are red.
---- 183111509
->>183100684
-Something wrong with green mans suit
---- 183111904
->>183111194
-lol true but is blue like active repulsion?

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---- 183081038
-Finish it.
---- 183081152
-How are the Martian and Tenet reddit? 2022 is obviously Reddit Everywhere All At Once.
---- 183081192
->>183081038 (OP)
-Avengers endgame
---- 183081228
->>183081038 (OP)
-Honest question, what the fuck is a Jojo Rabbit?
---- 183081236
->>183081038 (OP)
-what was reddit about the martian
---- 183081251
-2021: The Matrix Ressurections
-2022: Everything Everywhere All at Once
-2023: Cocaine Bear
---- 183081257
->>183081038 (OP)
-2021 is obviously Free Guy
---- 183081264
->>183081236
->were going to have to science the shit out of this
---- 183081268
->>183081228
-I thought it was a cringe anime
---- 183081287
->>183081038 (OP)
-Tenet feels way out of place
-
-Nomadland for 2020
---- 183081299
->>183081152
-in case of tenet it's because the film is beyond retarded
---- 183081306
->>183081038 (OP)
---- 183081313
->>183081152
-Because I didn’t like it but people I don’t like did like it
---- 183081365
->>183081038 (OP)
-Seems accurate. If you liked any of those movies you should kill yourself.
---- 183081371
->>183081038 (OP)
-2011: Drive
-2012: The Avengers
-2013: Gravity
---- 183081395
->>183081038 (OP)
-this list is ass. Baby Driver was /mu/core, The Martian was straightforward sci-fi, RP1 has soul, and Guardians was comfy. Hard agree on Scott Pilgrim and Jojo Rabbit though.
---- 183081422
->>183081038 (OP)
-4chan: The Movie
-2010: Grownups
-2014: American Sniper
-2016: Suicide Squad
-2017: Baywatch
-2018: Slender Man
-2019: Alita Battle Angel
-2020: Trolls World Tour
---- 183081465
->>183081257
-yeah.
---- 183081602
-What makes a movie reddit?
---- 183081612
->>183081422
-4chan the movie
-1. Kagadanan sa Banwaan Ning mga Engkanto (2007, Diaz)
-2. 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang)
-3. Charulata (1964, Ray)
-4. Trzecia czesc nocy (1971, Zulawski)
-5. ลุงบุญมีระลึกชาติ (2010, Weerasethakul)
-6. The Baby of Mâcon (1993, Greenaway)
-7. Sei Donne per L'assassino (1964, Bava)
-8. Cтaлкep (1979, Tarkovsky)
-9. Nattvardsgästerna (1962, Bergman)
-10. Reminiscences of a Journey to Lithuania (1971, Mekas)
---- 183081688
->>183081228
-pro jew propaganda about some nazi youth kid who befriends a jewish girl. it's whimsical without any sense of irony.
---- 183081748
->>183081602
-it's when immigrants from r/Donald try to fit in an overcompensate by calling everything they don't like reddit
---- 183081850
->>183081748
-No, I want a serious answer, not a onions induced rant
---- 183081911
->>183081299
-That's not really what I associate with it. I've always understood reddit as an adjective to be le quirky offbeat humor, pop-culture references, everything is pre-emptively ironic in case people find it cringe instead of cool, often made with the woke incel in mind.
---- 183081942
->>183081850
-postmodernist in a bad way. and also this >>183081911
---- 183081973
->>183081850
-I was going to give you a serious answer even if you're clearly from Reddit but if you're going to demand an answer then you don't deserve shit. Reply to this post after I filter the thread. Keep in mind I spend all day filtering threads full of women, children and shitskins. The truth is you're all Reddit so speak to each other.
---- 183082023
->>183081688
-I just asked what IS a Jojo Rabbit. Not what the movie is about. What the fuck is that title? What does it mean? It's so retarded.
---- 183082084
->>183081422
->4chan: The Movie
->2010: Grownups
-*bows the FUCK down*
---- 183082132
-Interstellar is peak reddit.
---- 183082590
-The Martian was a great movie you fucking imbecile.
---- 183082599
-Reddit Filter: The Movie
-2010: Frozen
-2011: Sucker Punch
-2012: Spring Breakers
-2013: Elysium
-2014: God's Not Dead
-2015: Lost River
-2016: Hardcore Henry
-2017: The Last Jedi
-2018: Aquaman
-2019: Godzilla King of the Monsters
-2020: Impractical Jokers The Movie
-2021: Malignant
-2022: Moonfall
-2023: The Flash
---- 183083392
->>183081038 (OP)
-Should just be all MCU and Nu Wars.
---- 183083425
->tenet
-fuck off
---- 183083509
-2023 is Mario
---- 183083782
->>183081287
->Tenet feels way out of place
-Why? Reddit prefers Nolan pseudo-capeshit way more than shitty indie films.
---- 183084171
->>183081038 (OP)
-4chan: The Series
->1989-2008: The Simpsons
->2005-2024: American Dad
->2008-2013: Buck Breaking
->2016-present: Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace
->2023-present: The Last of Us
---- 183084315
->>183081038 (OP)
-It's missing a John Wick movie. You have four entries to choose from.
---- 183084369
->>183083425
->fuck off
---- 183084390
->>183081152
->2022 is obviously Reddit Everywhere All At Once.
-Agreed.
->>183081257
->2021 is obviously Free Guy
-That movie is more reddit than reddit itself.
---- 183084622
->>183081038 (OP)
-2023 has to be Super Mario
---- 183084847
->>183084171
-where's jazz?
-You know nothing about us, you fraud
---- 183085122
-ftfy*
---- 183085156
->>183081038 (OP)
->Lord of the Rings
->Star Wars Prequels
->Any Marvel film
---- 183085202
->>183081152
-Martian was reddit as fuck, what the fuck are you on? I made this in 2015
---- 183085228
->>183085122
-I thought Hamilton was a play, that can’t count as a movie that’s cheating.
---- 183085230
-Free Guy
---- 183085247
->>183085122
-Free Guy was a massive piece of shit I cant believe I got tricked into watching it. Also that asian film would have been better with Jackie Chan, I refuse to watch reddit fake deep A24 garbage
---- 183085258
->>183084390
-Change 2017 to Thor: Ragnarok, 2018 to Hereditary and 2021 to DUNC
---- 183085297
->>183081038 (OP)
-Scott Pilgram was Tumblr the movie. Also at least one star wars movie and avengers endgame belong on there
---- 183085337
->>183081228
-Furry spin off of a famous manga series
---- 183085346
->>183085228
-It came out as a movie and didn't really get popular until 2019/2020
---- 183085357
->>183081038 (OP)
-Why Baby Driver?
-I don't even think many people saw this
---- 183085373
->>183085202
-name 4 reddit things about it
->science the shit out of this
-there, only 3 more to go
---- 183085419
->>183085337
---- 183085518
->>183084390
->>183085258
-Also 2011 - The Cabin in the Woods, 2012 - The Avengers, 2013 - She
---- 183085573
->>183081038 (OP)
->Scott Pilgreddit
->Guardians of the Subreddit
->The Redditian
->Redditpool
->Reddit Driver
->Ready Reddit Gold
->Joio Redbit
->Trannet
-
-Sigh
---- 183085782
->>183081602
->>183081850
-I'd say its anything that has the MCU/Borderlands type of humor where the characters have zero depth and make quips every second. Theres a heavy emphasis on everything being BADASS as the script reads like something a cringy teenager would write, even though in reality is always middle aged men trying to replicate the humor of younger people. I would also say that it should be a requirement that the movie is massively popular with reddit and has an inherent safeness to everything about it. Its pretty easy to detect when a movie does this and if you cant its probably because you unironically do go to reddit and are the type of person the movie is appealing to
---- 183085802
->>183081038 (OP)
->Deadpool
->Moonlight 
->La La Land
->Sausage Party
->Suicide Squad 
->Ghostbusters
-Why was 2016 so Reddit?
---- 183085983
-do reddit make a list of 4chan movies?
---- 183086089
->>183081038 (OP)
-deadpool is exactly 4chan before the election tourist wave
---- 183086113
->>183085802
->Arrival
->Hell or High Water
->Neon Demon
->Nocturnal Animals
->Shin Godzilla
->Silence
-Probably to offset the absolute kino that was coming out at the same time
---- 183086129
->>183085983
-they don't care/think about 4chan
---- 183086138
->>183085802
-Try to top 2017
->Get Out
->Star Wars VIII
->GotG 2
->Thor: Ragnarok
->Spider-Man: Homecoming
->Wonder Woman
->Logan
->It
->Blade Runner 2049
->The Shape of Water
->Mother!
->Dunkirk
->Call Me by Your Name
->Baby Driver
->John Wick 2
->Kingsman 2
->Atomic Blonde
->Kong: Skull Island
->Jumanji
->Coco
---- 183086149
->>183081371
->2012: The Avengers
-
-That was normier than Reddit
---- 183086159
->>183081038 (OP)
-Tenet was kino, fuck off.
---- 183086195
->>183085122
-yeah, this is correct.
---- 183086232
->>183081038 (OP)
-Blade Runner 2049 should be on the list.
---- 183086266
->>183081152
->How are the Martian
-do you not remember 
->I'm gonna science the shit out of this?
---- 183086281
->>183085373
-that was the only part. i avoided the movie for about 6 years before being forced to watch it.
-and to my surprise, the movie was actually great
---- 183086329
->>183084390
-why not anything for 2011, 2012, and 2013?
---- 183086415
->>183085373
-That’s so bad that it counts as 5 things
---- 183086485
->>183086329
-Covid
---- 183086551
->>183081152
-are you serious?
-they literally say, “we need to science the shit out of this” in the Martian. it is by definition reddit.
---- 183086586
->>183081152
-In The Martian he literally references Iron Man.
---- 183086599
-Add every Nolan films to the list
---- 183086691
->>183081152
-What’s your favorite movie from 2011, ‘12, or ‘13, bud?
---- 183086901
-whats wrong with baby driver
-i remember /tv/ loved it when it came out
---- 183087163
->>183085247
-Ryan Reynolds in the lead role should've been your first clue to stay far away from that dumpster fire.

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---- 183081498
-Claim your 90's waifu
-
-For me, its Paula on Larry Sanders.
---- 183082142
->>183081498 (OP)
-isn't that a lesbee un?
---- 183082189
->>183081498 (OP)
---- 183082216
->>183081498 (OP)
---- 183082408
->>183081498 (OP)
-For me, it's Mary Lou on Larry Sanders
---- 183082475
-Evil blondes plz
---- 183082549
->>183082142
-She is now, but not in the 90s
---- 183082585
->>183081498 (OP)
-Hey Now.
---- 183082647
->>183082585
-You're an allstar.
---- 183082667
->>183082585
-I actually am binging this the show for the first time. 
-It's like a drier Seinfeld, but I really like it.
---- 183082731
->>183082475
-Yeah let's not beat around the bush when we all know this is the kinosseur's choice
---- 183082742
->>183081498 (OP)
-Neve Campbell.
---- 183082924
->>183082731
->*.jpg
-You tease.
---- 183083133
-Bowler form Mystery Men
---- 183083199
->>183081498 (OP)
-Scully
---- 183083525
->>183081498 (OP)
-Nostalgia chick?
---- 183083585
->>183082034
-fpbp 
->my dad had the biggest crush on her and now that I’m almost 40 I get it
---- 183083614
->>183083525
-Did she in the 90s look and sound her her, especially when she had glasses on.
-They both fall under the same "Daria" archetype.
---- 183083733
->>183081498 (OP)
-bust a nut over her then, would do so today
---- 183084076
-For me, it's Romy.
---- 183084362
->>183082742
-Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth
---- 183084397
->>183081498 (OP)
-omg she was perfect i'm pissed they barely ever used her
---- 183084448
->>183082742
->>183084362
-Possibly the most disappointing tits in history. Even more so than queen Marjorie on GOT
-Anyways here's mine (pre-bogged)
---- 183084527
-She still got it.
---- 183084663
-For me? It's Tia Carrere in Relic Hunter.
---- 183084817
->>183083614
-Now try saying it in English.
---- 183084942
-Claimed
---- 183084972
->>183081498 (OP)
-i love her so much in that movie bros :(
---- 183085031
->>183084817
-yee haw
---- 183085083
-I'm surrounded by plebs
---- 183085095
->>183084663
-Absolute supreme gentleman right here. She is a living pocahontas
---- 183085128
->>183085095
-She's Asian though
---- 183085243
->>183085128
-Native Americans are Asians tho
---- 183085256
->>183081498 (OP)
-For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxnOv90F10 [Embed]
---- 183085393
->>183085083
-She's a 10 in Tombstone
---- 183085432
->>183082216
-Nice
---- 183085461
->>183082742
-Quality
---- 183085602
-Kimberly
---- 183086111
->>183084448
-I was just gonna post something mentioning this. They looked so weird. I think what’s her faces from GOT were fine though.
---- 183086398
->>183082408
-fuck i thought i was the only one who had a massive crush on Mary Lynn Rajskub shes weird looking but so hot to me. recently downloaded some old sketch show she was in called downer channel (which i vaguely remember watching when it aired in 2001 but i think only 2 episodes actually aired i found a torrent that weirdly had all 6 episodes tho) and its reignited my crush on her all over again
---- 183086517
->>183081498 (OP)
-Lisa on Newsradio
---- 183086641
->>183081498 (OP)
-Nancy Downs from The Craft
---- 183086749
->>183081498 (OP)
-either of these two in Scream
---- 183086785
->>183081498 (OP)
-dont remind me of what she looks like now
---- 183086866
->>183086111
-They werent as bad as Neve's but definitely disappointing. Low end pancake tits on what is otherwise a staggeringly attractive woman
---- 183086948
->>183081498 (OP)
-90s Janeane Garofalo was something special
---- 183087003
->>183084972
-I love her big jaw in those whiskey ads
---- 183087193
-Mine was Faith from Buffy. But it's a damn close race between Faith and Willow.
-
->>183084972
-You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
---- 183087212
->>183081498 (OP)
-Mine and mine only
---- 183087286
->>183081498 (OP)
-claiming Mary (Jessica Biel) from 7th heaven
---- 183087424
->>183087286
-Good call!
-Dionne, Clueless. Pretty sure Bring It On is responsible for my cheerleader fetish.
---- 183087463
->>183087003
-post them
---- 183087544
-claimed
---- 183087868
->come on in anon
---- 183088086
-For me, nothing tops prime Joan Chen
-
-Jewel of the fucking Orient right there
---- 183088717
->>183088086
-disgusting bug
---- 183088738
-Jane Adams
---- 183088843
->>183082034
-Elaine was a whore though
---- 183089202
-Kathy
---- 183089406
->>183081498 (OP)
-mary stuart cutieson seemed to be everywhere in the early 90s
---- 183089641
-Drew Barrymore and Liv Tyler
---- 183089744
-Julie Warner (love interest in Doc Hollywood and Tommy Boy) sometimes i think of her as a more traditionally attractive version of Janeane, or at least in Hollywoods eyes, tho I persoanlly probably found Janeane more attractive of the two. doesnt look like Janeane but she has a similar vibe to her if that makes sense
---- 183089859
->>183089406
-Wow, her feet are so dirty, she can use my tongue to clean them
---- 183089863
->>183087424
-of course anon, a waifu is forever
---- 183089932
->>183081498 (OP)
->>183082034
->>183082189
-Wtf the fuck is it with brunettes with brown eyes and pale skin, anons? That shit is my jam.
---- 183089986
->>183081498 (OP)
-Jennifer Tilly in anything in the 90s
---- 183090111
->>183081498 (OP)
-MINE
---- 183090612
->>183088086
-Is that a man with makeup on?
---- 183090747
-Jane Leeves circa Frasier.
---- 183090845
-A plus thread fellas
---- 183090936
->>183089986
-Or Jennifer Titty as I like to call her
---- 183091061
->>183081498 (OP)
-Looks like Katie St Ives
---- 183091558
->>183088738
-Patrician
---- 183091641
-The chick from Northern Exposure
---- 183092109
->>183082142
->>183082549
-She has never claimed to be gay. She identifies as asexual.
---- 183093023
->>183089986
-I preferred her sister
---- 183093110
->>183081498 (OP)
-i busted over 1700 times to lauren holly in highschool.
---- 183093122
->>183089744
-I’ve never seen her in anything else.
---- 183093178
->>183082742
-She does it for me
---- 183093249
->>183093122
-i remember her from that billy crystal jew comedian movie too
---- 183093297
-For me it’s joey lauren adams
---- 183093327
->>183089744
-Tommy boy?
->>183093122
---- 183093356
->>183081498 (OP)
-i watched SNL in the 90s mostly to jerk it to right and left
---- 183093363
-Imagine being Late in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jeri Ryan, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kaye and not only sit in that chair while Jeri Ryan flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her corset and makeup caked skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected those lines. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking tits but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, Jeri Ryan LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her spandex stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Kate. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
---- 183093398
->>183093363
-*Kate
---- 183093440
->>183089744
-she was cute
---- 183093466
-I got my first boner watching a Mariah Carey music video circa '94.
---- 183093523
->>183093356
-similarly the 90s ladies of Mad TV
---- 183093637
->>183081498 (OP)
-best buffy
---- 183093967
-sikozu
---- 183094091
-Rogue

tv/183081510.txt

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---- 183081510
-https://ai-meme.com/
---- 183082158
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183082188
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183082191
->>183082130
-kek
---- 183082297
-wtf
---- 183082424
->>183081510 (OP)
-Impressive, I'll admit.
---- 183082445
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183082602
-i kekd
---- 183082639
->>183081510 (OP)
->>183082130
->>183082188
->>183082376
-This AI is funnier than most anons.
->>183082491
-Absolutely savage.
---- 183082711
->>183082582
-no seriously, what did it mean by this? is it aware?
---- 183082727
->>183081510 (OP)
-Doesn't even work fucking faggot
---- 183082734
->>183082717
-gem
---- 183082788
->>183082188
-fucking lol
---- 183082813
->>183081510 (OP)
-All the texts were awful. Shitty AI.
---- 183082818
->>183082717
-Holy kino
---- 183083159
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183083370
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183083399
->>183083370
-that smug face
---- 183083414
-All the squirrel ones are kino
---- 183083492
->>183082188
-kek
---- 183083512
->>183082582
-I enjoy how AI always defaults to btfo trannies. Maybe the future is bright after all.
---- 183083582
-What the fuck does this AI have against mondays
---- 183083616
->>183083343
-actually laughed
---- 183083625
->>183081510 (OP)
-It thinks Lola is a cat
---- 183083627
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183083654
-Ok this pretty good actually
---- 183083672
->>183083627
---- 183083688
->>183082670
-Holy fuck.
---- 183083695
->>183083625
---- 183083739
->>183083302
-hehe
---- 183083750
->>183082639
->This AI is funnier than most anons
-None of those were funny
-Buy an ad, astroturfing nigger you aren't slick
---- 183083770
->>183081510 (OP)
-AI likes Maskino
---- 183083786
-future looks good, but I have to ask what happened to threads like this made by humans. which board on 4chan could still make memes like these.
---- 183083806
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183083814
->>183081510 (OP)
->hops
---- 183083823
->>183082670
-Flawless
---- 183083853
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183083864
-Some day I will miss the dumbest shit and look back fondly at undeniably human shitposting that I thought was worth nothing
---- 183083867
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183083887
->>183083786
-Many boards are culturally stagnant, even /pol/ only picks up when there's a habbening. The lack of drawfags is conspicuous sometimes.
->>183083864
-I, Robot vibes.
---- 183083968
-It's strange, the format of these is like a decade old. I wonder what they're training it on. They're funny, but not very organic.
---- 183084004
->>183083302
-kino
---- 183084057
->>183084011
->>183083302
-Riiight.
---- 183084066
-I don't get it
---- 183084074
-This one is actually a little funny
---- 183084104
->>183084011
-i don't know about that mr. AI
->>183083672
---- 183084135
->>183081510 (OP)
-Very good emoji.
---- 183084138
->>183084001
---- 183084166
->>183084114
-this is exactly what I would expect from a /tv/ sneedsons thread trying to emulate zoomers
---- 183084174
->>183084138
---- 183084182
-I've been laughing at this for 10 straight minutes
---- 183084240
->>183084174
---- 183084244
->>183081510 (OP)
-Kek
---- 183084251
->>183084159
-Tay? Is that you?
---- 183084258
->>183082188
-And an 88 get kek
---- 183084280
->>183084240
---- 183084307
->>183082582
-Lmao trannies outed by AI
---- 183084317
->>183084104
-Most of that AI texts were about baseball puns and office life, I doubt it got that it was a gun.
---- 183084331
->>183081510 (OP)
-It really didn't like this one. The other caption said
->when someone asks if I have any hobbies besides gaming
---- 183084343
-I tried a few images, but this is the only one that really stuck out for me
---- 183084434
->>183084401
-thanks doc
---- 183084452
-kek
---- 183084514
->>183082582
-lmao
---- 183084533
->>183082978
-This can't be real
---- 183084588
->>183084538
---- 183084645
-D E V I L I S H
---- 183084676
->>183084478
-R E S P E C T
-FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME
---- 183084715
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183084758
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183084842
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183084928
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183085015
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183085022
-spooky
---- 183085023
->>183084877
-oh yeah, he knew...
---- 183085027
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183085046
->>183085027
-kek
---- 183085054
->>183085022
-WHAT THE FUCK
---- 183085060
->>183085027
-Winrar
---- 183085090
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183085248
->>183081510 (OP)
-ouchi
---- 183085249
->>183082188
->>183083302
-National Gems
---- 183085377
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183085456
->>183085389
-Alternative
---- 183085468
->>183082158
-If you post this pic again will something else come up?
-This pic could be a goldmine.
---- 183085560
->>183082670
-Holy fuck lmao
---- 183085569
->>183085468
-Yes, not him but I run it through like 10 times before I post
---- 183085613
->tfw robert got me the sharing size
---- 183085647
->>183081510 (OP)
---- 183085693
-Image limit reached. Good thread.
---- 183085731
->>183082717
-Gemmy
---- 183085941
-Like 90% of these hit. WTF
---- 183085972
->>183081510 (OP)
-Despite all the funny ones I don’t think AI will be taking over memes anytime soon. It can’t make meta jokes nor layer irony like in current memes it can only make basic boomer style memes. I don’t think it could make edgy memes well either. Most of the funniest memes from this thread came from innocent memes layered over edgy pics which AI didn’t know the context of or coincidentally make a joke that worked with the context of the original image.
---- 183086219
->>183085972
->I don’t think it could make edgy memes well either.
-That's because the AI programmers neuter the AI before publishing it. They don't want the heat coming from (((the media))) for creating an edgy AI, so they do their best to lobotomize it, hence the toothless boomer humor
---- 183086280
->>183085972
-It could make edgy stuff but it blocks itself from writing what it's "thinking" if it comes out too edgy. You could absolutely train it to make edgy jokes.
---- 183086353
-New thread because image limit
->>183086315 →
---- 183087245
->>183082582
-wait wtf?

tv/183081535.txt

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---- 183081535
-Let’s cast our DREAM hbo Harry Potter cast
---- 183081560
->>183081535 (OP)
-niggers. niggers everywhere.
---- 183081643
->>183081535 (OP)
-I don't care what race Hermione is as long as she is CUTE.
---- 183081692
->>183081535 (OP)
-Mercedes Carrera as Bellatrix
---- 183081735
-None. It should be animated like arcane. Children can't act.
---- 183081738
->>183081560
-dey have dey own school in africa doe
---- 183081756
-All trannies all the time. Nothing but trannies.
---- 183081787
->>183081643
->>183081535 (OP)
-Idris Elba as snape
---- 183081815
-Elba as gandalf
---- 183081816
->>183081535 (OP)
-Larry David as this guy
---- 183081862
->>183081535 (OP)
-Hunter Schaefer as Ron.
-Bruce Jenner as Dumbledore.
-Lizzo as Hagrid.
-Rupaul as Voldemort.
---- 183081869
-Not gonna happen but I'd prefer Hogwarts to take place in America and all of the students talk normally instead of the goofy british accents.
---- 183082215
-Full cast black & brown. Represent British culture in todays eyes
---- 183082310
-this faggot from Shadow and Bone
-
-he cute
---- 183082348
->Fleur Delacour
---- 183082447
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M [Embed]
-at this point might as well carry on the peele version
---- 183082507
->>183082310
-Looks like Jenna Ortega put through the male filter in faceapp
---- 183082666
->>183081535 (OP)
-Gandalf
---- 183082728
->>183081535 (OP)
-Adam Driver as Snape
---- 183082770
->>183082728
-Hot Snape
---- 183082782
->>183081535 (OP)
-AI generated animated feature where everyone perfectly resembles their book equivalent
---- 183082854
->>183081535 (OP)
-Harry Potter is 8 3-hour long movies.
-I could see wanting something like Jurassic Park fleshed out that I hear anons talking about a lot, but who gives a fuck about Harry Potter? What, you want some house elf persecution subplot? Why, the movies are perfect.
---- 183083303
->I’M HERMAYNEE NIGGA OOHHHH MASSA RON YALL MAKE ME FINNA SQUIIIIIIIRRRT
---- 183083674
-I actually want a whole bunch of nobodies. It would be cool to have no preconception from the acting cast. 
-I want the scenery to be amazing.
---- 183084653
->>183081535 (OP)
-Make Hermione as black and ugly as possible to spite every self-inserter that wanted Harry to end up with her
---- 183084825
->>183082728
-This would be a cultural reset. He plays tortured so well too.
---- 183085030
->>183082728
-How they portray Snape will make or break the show for me. I already thought he was annoying in the movies especially after JK's attempted retcon redemption but the books make him an even worse person. Adam Drive honestly would fit well although he isn't british, right? They really need to make way more of a little shit who basically asks for trouble in the show and tone down Snape's autism towards others like Neville
---- 183085079
->>183085030
-Wait what autism?
---- 183085143
->>183085079
-The dude holds a big grudge for the slightest of errors that Neville makes which happens because he is terrified of Snape. He is psychotic at parts.
---- 183085231
->>183085143
-Oh yeah I remember his boggart turning into Snape now.
---- 183085363
-James Potter: Idris Elba
-Lilly Potter: Taylor Swift
-Snape: Ryan Gosling
---- 183085606
->>183085030
-Book Snape is just a pathetic simp that destroyed his only real meaningful friendship over ass backwards racial theories. Then he got his old friend killed by half reporting a prophecy that might just be complete horseshit.
-As much as people shit on rowling for leg stretching, she knows how people function.
-Driver could be a great Snape and I hope we see his very irrational and spiteful personality. Especially the great battle within him: Harry is Lily's kid, he has her eyes. Every time Snape looks in Harry's eyes he knows he fucked up bad twice. Then he sees Harry's other physical features that just make him James Potter 2.0 and ol' Severus just wants to nuke the planet.
-Pic untelated, but they better cast the hottest redhead on earth for ginny.
---- 183085697
->>183085606
-Maybe things would have been different if he had just washed his hair as a kid.
---- 183085710
->>183081535 (OP)
-Idris Elba as everyone
---- 183085781
->>183082728
-is there anyone else who could do it? kino
---- 183085875
-People here waiting hot actors but they are all children in the first few years of filming. How young will they look for? Everyone is eleven in the first book, but as another anon said, children really can't act
---- 183085920
->>183085697
-Snape is a lost cause. Even with clean hair.
---- 183085977
->>183085606
->Pic untelated, but they better cast the hottest redhead on earth for ginny.
-They better do a lot of better stuff with Ginny just to get the bad tastes of the later movies out of my mouth. Out of every character that got butchered I think she had it worst.
---- 183086044
->>183082728
-Is he gonna pull if his cadence though?
---- 183087391
-Idk whom she should play but she should be in it. Maybe as a teacher that has sex with me as her student :)

tv/183081625.txt

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---- 183081625
-Almost the entire cast of The Fifth Element were models.
---- 183082611
->>183081625 (OP)
-Too bad Bruce can't remember banging any of them
---- 183082644
->>183081625 (OP)
-too bad none of them are good looking at all whatsoever. look at that right side jesus fuck
---- 183082646
->>183081625 (OP)
-few of em lookin like sone tan ten tens
---- 183082669
-by almost you meant not the one on the right, right?
---- 183082684
->>183081625 (OP)
-ok the one on the end is a dude c'mon now
---- 183082730
->>183081625 (OP)
-
-One of them was in an AOL advert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxGTQ3A4dBk [Embed]
---- 183082779
->>183081625 (OP)
-All mogged by Zorg's secretary
---- 183082835
->>183082644
-Immediately to Bruce's left is best
---- 183082973
->>183082779
-Who was mogged by the President's assistant.
---- 183083112
->>183082611
-Fuck you for making me laugh at that
---- 183083265
-Nothing tops 90s scifi kino 
-
-It is known
---- 183083291
->>183081625 (OP)
-Why was thier a garbage strike though, I see some trash that needs to be taken out (in blue)
---- 183083429
->>183081625 (OP)
-all movies do that, except it's not models but jews everywhere
---- 183083493
->>183081625 (OP)
-Interesting how they predicted that the future would be full of mutts, but no landwhales...
---- 183083774
->>183083291
-there were supposed to be some garbage aliens on strike but they were cut
---- 183083831
->>183081625 (OP)
-left to right: no no maybe maybe no no GAH D:
---- 183083982
-the blue opera alien was the directors underage gf that he based leon on before he dumped her for mila
---- 183084009
->>183081625 (OP)
-Coulda fooled me
---- 183084043
->>183081625 (OP)
-How many of them have now hit the wall?
---- 183084321
->>183084043
-gee i wonder, it was only 26 years ago
---- 183084790
-Comfy
---- 183084886
->>183081625 (OP)
-And they call us mutts.
---- 183085123
->>183084790
-you will live in ze pod
---- 183085144
->>183084790
-the color is a bit off in that rendition
---- 183085260
->>183085144
---- 183085410
->>183081625 (OP)
-Just watched it on tv with my family. 
-It's one of those rare few movies you have to watch when you randomly stumble upon it while changing channels.
-An absolute masterpiece.
---- 183085574
->>183085410
-it's good but masterpiece, i dunno. she learns to speak way too quickly. goes from only being able to say "multipass" to being able to speak in basically one scene, while sleeping if i remember correctly
---- 183085610
->>183081625 (OP)
---- 183085628
->>183085574
-She is the perfect being. She can learn languages in a day.
---- 183085664
->>183081625 (OP)
-Why are at least three of them hideously ugly
---- 183085723
->>183085664
-OP should have clarified; these are FRENCH models.
---- 183085737
->>183085574
-that's a really minor nitpick
-they showed her basically absorbing information at insane speeds in multiple scenes, similar to Neo learning stuff in Matrix
-you have to suspend your disbelief a little at times
---- 183085738
-Flying Siu mei
---- 183085765
->>183081625 (OP)
-the one on the far right is fucking horrendous.
---- 183085783
-Still waiting on that new uniform McDonald's.
---- 183085840
->>183085738
-A fortune for (You)!
---- 183085844
->>183085628
-i wouldn't complain if it didn't take her so long to learn how to say "mmuuultipass" and then she instantly learned to speak every other word with correct grammar and pronunciation
-
->>183085737
-i know it's minor but stuff like that really bugs me.
-it's like it being daytime in one scene when they are running, then 1 minute of real-time passes in a cave, then it's nighttime outside
---- 183085850
->>183085783
-lol
-they way things are going, we'll have drones doing all the work before that ever happens
-McDonalds completely shit the bed here it's basically self service now
---- 183085913
-KORBEEEEN DALLAS
---- 183085945
->>183085844
->i wouldn't complain if it didn't take her so long to learn how to say "mmuuultipass" and then she instantly learned to speak every other word with correct grammar and pronunciation
-
-pic related
---- 183086061
-How does the 4 a day thing work?
---- 183086065
->>183085765
-but the one on the far left is fucking tremendous.
---- 183086083
->>183085738
->thai food
-It's decidedly Chinese. It ruined the film for me
---- 183086121
-I don't care what you say.
-I Love ALL Luc Besson movies.
-ALL.
---- 183086169
->>183085945
-she went from 1 leaf to 536870912 in 1 day though, not 268435456 to 536870912 in 1 day
---- 183086222
->>183082611
-Good thing you'll never get old
---- 183086226
->>183086061
-you are given one superfilter tm malboro light every six hours to help with cessasion.
---- 183086262
->>183085913
-SUPERGREEN
---- 183086269
->>183082730
->AOL
->AMERICA ONLINE
->UK
---- 183086320
->>183085610
-This one was the most accurate portrayal of the future of women
---- 183086324
-I’d only fuck 3 and 5. The rest can be my maids, besides the blacks. I don’t want to see them.
---- 183086357
->>183082644
-that's the non passing trans one, there's at least 3 others there.
---- 183086553
->>183081625 (OP)
-I could see that.
-Probably meant to showcase how in the future genetic engineering and medicine would keep every femoid like that since that would be 99% of their worth.
---- 183086621
->>183086169
-friend, the point about exponential growth is that for the longest time it looks like nothing is happening and then from one moment to the other the values explode. 
-it's not very intuitively understood for humans (hence why the french torture their children with stupid riddles about it) but what you are complaining about is what exponential growth looks like to an onlooker in the real world.
---- 183086698
->>183082611
---- 183086735
->>183082611
-IIRC, the type of dementia Bruce Willis has largely effects his ability to communicate but not his ability to be cognatively aware and can remember key events. Dude just can't understand people anymore.
-
-Honestly that sounds worse. When you lose your mind at least you reach a point where you can no longer conceive your sufferig. But with his type of dementia he is largely aware of his mental degrading and isolation from people. To be able to recognize your loved ones but never be able to communicate with them again must be hell.
---- 183086778
->>183084790
->>183085144
->>183085260
-Unironically better than every place I rented during my 20s. That wall is perfect for a comfy projector.
---- 183086787
->>183086735
-Thinking on how little Bruce seemed to like listening, speaking to, or interacting with other people this sounds more like a blessing.
---- 183086810
->>183086621
-it's not like she continued to grow beyond that point, perfecting speaking, so your theory doesn't work. if she did have exponential growth her speech would be completely flawless 1 minute after it's at the point that she has after she's at the "multipass" stage. yet they do have her speaking with some flaw for the remainder of the movie.
-i don't even know why we're having such a long discussion about a minor flaw in the movie.
---- 183086965
->>183086810
-ok, then pic related.
---- 183087061
->>183086324
-Based
---- 183087101
->>183081625 (OP)
-Models for what, shanty towns?

tv/183081712.txt

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---- 183081712
-What is the most kino aspect ratio?
---- 183081858
->>183081712 (OP)
-1.85:1
---- 183081886
->>183081712 (OP)
---- 183081912
-1:1
---- 183081944
->>183081886
-disappointing tits
---- 183081945
->>183081712 (OP)
-Whichever one shows the most of the movie, Zach Snyder had the right idea with the Justice League movie, but maybe that was too far. Anything narrower than 16:9 should be genuinely outlawed.
---- 183081950
->>183081712 (OP)
-4:3
---- 183082007
->>183081712 (OP)
-4:3 seems more logical for a film given the size of theatre screens. Ultra wide has never benefited any film as it makes humans look small and insignificant.
---- 183082049
->>183082043
-kek
---- 183082134
->>183082043
-16:9 sisters, it's over...
---- 183082165
->>183081994
-AHHHHHHHHH WHY DID THEY DO IT
---- 183082194
->>183081712 (OP)
-Whatever shows the most of the frame 
-/thread
---- 183082288
->>183082279
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
---- 183082327
->>183082043
-doesn't count since it wasn't shot with the intention of being viewed in 16:9
---- 183082341
-4:3 forever
---- 183082355
->>183082218
---- 183082359
->>183082327
-Then why did THEY do it? Thank god we have 4:3 HD now
---- 183082410
->>183082355
---- 183082426
->>183081950
->>183082007
->>183082341
-You can watch your soap operas and your sitcoms but leave movies to grown ups.
---- 183082437
->>183082426
-Pleb
---- 183082451
->>183082043
-No fucking way
---- 183082459
->>183082426
-Everyone can smell that this post was made just to get attention, anon. This whole thread can smell your breath and know you're just talking shit.
---- 183082489
->>183082451
-Yep, never watch old TV shows in 16:9, you're missing half the screen
---- 183082622
->>183082437
-You're watching a square box lmao. A ratio for a tiny old-fashioned tv.
---- 183082630
-BRAVO DISNEY
---- 183082649
->>183082630
-Atleast they fixed it finally
---- 183082714
->>183082568
-Holy shit I'm fully convinced now. Squares truly are superior.
---- 183082732
->>183081886
-is this the only known example of missing tits due to wide screen formatting?
---- 183082752
->>183082732
-see>>183081994
---- 183082768
->>183082649
-They didnt
---- 183082791
->>183082768
-I mean they literally did
---- 183082804
->>183082791
-debunked
---- 183082815
->>183082804
-Ok schizo
---- 183082823
->>183082732
-Also 5th element
---- 183082860
->>183082815
-Kiss me
---- 183082867
->>183082823
-post scene
---- 183082915
->>183082664
-It's weird how common it is for these foreign TV channels to get open matte/full screen versions of stuff
---- 183082928
->>183082804
-d+ now has an option to view the uncropped one, maybe you're too dumb do figure it out
---- 183083038
->>183082359
-A lot of normal people seem to get nervous breakdowns from seeing black bars, especially if they're on the sides. At least with some 4:3 shows reframed to 16:9 there's often a bit of extra on the sides so it doesn't cut off as much as it could.
---- 183083049
-4:3 stretched to 16:9 on a hotel TV
---- 183083104
->>183081712 (OP)
-Whatever the film was originally shot to be shown in. Nowadays they usually hop between aspect ratios a dozen times per movie anyways.
---- 183083136
->>183082998
-Jesus, those are the best niples I've ever seen on film. God bless her
---- 183083173
->>183083038
->A lot of normal people seem to get nervous breakdowns from seeing black bars, especially if they're on the sides
-normies deserves nothing
---- 183083247
->>183081712 (OP)
-4:20 and 6:9
---- 183083385
-open matte, of course
---- 183083393
->>183082915
-All that happens is that someone at the production company seeks a request for a 4:3 video and gives them the only one they have.
---- 183083435
->>183082998
-Immaculately large nipples. Could do with a lot of biting. Theyre probably even larger and well seasoned now, after raising children.
---- 183083451
->>183083031
---- 183083558
->>183083451
-kino
---- 183084081
->>183082732
-Carrie cuts out Sissy Spacek's bush. Open matte is available only to laserdisc Chads.
-Often the film is shot with the intention of cropping which makes the open matte versions less authentic to the directors' visions, but with 100GB blurays being so cheap these days there's no reason not to include both versions for those interested, especially since so few modern movies are in 16:9 despite that being the standard TV size.
---- 183084134
->>183084081
-surely there is a private tracker or any other online archive of these right?
---- 183084198
->>183082915
-There were still a lot of 4:3 TVs in use during the 2000s, and many TV stations took forever to make the jump to 16:9 (some doing 14:9 as a stopgap for a while), so preparing "full screen" versions made sense. Nowadays I would guess the primary driving factor for doing 16:9 open matte versions is IMAX, with broadcaster/streamers added in as a bonus.
---- 183084223
->>183081944
-sixteen year old me still jerked off to them in bloodrayne
---- 183084273
->>183081712 (OP)
-The one intended by the director. How to achieve this at home? 
-1. These things go in a 'bat cave'.
-2. Buy/make an oversized projector screen. You want a good amount of white space on all four sides. A white wall can work if it's sanded flat and painted.
-3. Purchase a projector with decent black levels (A 2nd hand 1080p JVC does the job).
-The area around the projected image creates a soft border for all aspect ratios.
---- 183084325
->>183082509
-uhhh raimi a little homophobic there don't you think? and is the nazi logo on spiderman really necessary?
---- 183084339
->>183084081
-There's nothing more confusing for retarded publishers than video formatting, beside color fidelity for dvd and blu-ray
---- 183084363
->>183084081
-so wait. I thought they would have shot this on 35mm, did they shoot in on 70mm film or what?
---- 183084367
-Whatever the director's real artistic vision is.
-
-Unless there's boobs or butt being cropped out, then that one.
---- 183084408
-Snyder was right that about 4:3 being the superior ratio
---- 183084497
->>183084408
-This is why I said real artistic vision. Hack Snyder doesn't know how to use a frame and his """choice""" for 4:3 full frame IMAX in his Justice League Cut is a fucking joke.
---- 183084704
->>183082732
-r/openmatte
---- 183084706
->>183082568
-Why do the colors look better on the 4:3?
---- 183084731
->>183084706
-SOUL
---- 183084776
->>183084704
->openmatte
-it's dead :(
---- 183084812
->>183082622
-Isn't IMAX close to 4:3?
---- 183084851
->>183084363
-Standard 35mm film is close to 4:3 in aspect. Widescreen in movies is usually achieved either by cropping the top and bottom, in which case open matte is possible, or by using anamorphic lenses, in which case open matte is not possible.
---- 183084882
->>183084776
-oops i meant r/openmatteplot
---- 183084922
->>183081712 (OP)
-Whatever it is, it doesn't have black borders encoded into it because it was done by someone's retarded nephew.
-Special mention to netflix for putting black bars on all sides.
---- 183084953
->>183081712 (OP)
-1:1 like out god Snyder used in the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created - The Justice League.
---- 183085001
->>183084953
-It was 4:3, not 1:1
---- 183085181
-the wider it is the more kino
---- 183085205
->>183085181
-Zoomie take
---- 183085225
-This shot isn't possible in wider aspects ratios, like 16:9
---- 183085296
->>183081994
-Yeah some times boom mics and stuff are visible but most of the time these open mattes look way better.
-What's the deal?
---- 183085334
-I'd like 4:3 if TVs were made for it like they used to be
---- 183085356
->>183084812
-IMAX has two projection ratios, 1.43:1 and 1.90:1. Movies that weren't shot on IMAX are typically shown using the latter, while for example Nolan movies with select scenes shot on IMAX cameras will have those opened up to the former. This is only in theaters though, on 4K/Blu-ray the scenes are only opened up to 16:9, since going further would decrease the width and reduce the impact of the change.
---- 183085405
->>183081712 (OP)
-21:9
---- 183085427
->>183084851
-Also keep in mind some movies are hard matted onto the film, see pic related. In this case a 4:3 release would still be cropped.
-This page has a good set of examples:
-https://www.widescreen.org/aspect_ratios.shtml
---- 183085454
->>183085334
-You can fill the black bars and vastly improve the movie for the family you forced to watch the movie with you
---- 183085497
->>183085205
-the thread says most kino not most television
---- 183085507
-4:3 is how hunters view the world
-16:9 is how prey views the world
---- 183085555
->>183085454
-Kek
---- 183085768
->>183082455
->>183082473
->>183082509
->>183082533
->>183082548
->>183082568
->>183082664
-This is so weird
-After seeing this movie literally thousands of times as a kid in 16:9, to see more of the shots and instantly recognizing there’s something wrong with the shot, even if it is just more of it
-Very nice. Is there a way to watch the whole thing with the original mattes?
---- 183085792
->>183085768
-You can find a download link for the open matte in the archieves
---- 183085901
->>183085454
-Disney sort of did this with some of their classics on Blu-ray, adding optional decorative borders so people wouldn't have panic attacks over the black bars.
---- 183086067
->>183085901
-that's kind of a good idea.
---- 183086102
-2.35:1 was always my favorite, and I like 16:9 because it’s everywhere, but I’ve warmed up to more square ARs watching old movies and newer movies that use them. I could not imagine a movie like Spencer with a wider AR, it would ruin it.
---- 183086135
->>183086067
-Unless you have an OLED screen.
---- 183086181
->>183085427
-Here's a webm example from a 35mm print.
-The Nightmare Before Christmas is ~98% hard matted, with a few open matte shots like the 2nd and 3rd in this webm.
-The old 4:3 versions are probably open matte for those shots only, with 98% being pan & scan shite.
---- 183086213
->>183086135
-why? what's the issue with the oled screen?
---- 183086255
->>183085334
-You can watch any movie and block the edges so you only see a small, square box. Here's your 4:3.
---- 183086282
->>183086213
-The static image will get burned in (image retention).
-It was a huge issue a few years ago when OLED tvs were new.
-Its not as bad now but can still occur sometimes.
---- 183086283
->>183086181
-When dealing with a raw 35mm print or just raw analog, how do they fix/remove the scratches and dust within the celluloid that you can see for example in there?
-Did they really go frame by frame and fix it in the celluloid?
---- 183086344
->>183081886
->cuts out literally most of the shot
-Wtf
---- 183086374
->>183086282
-I thought that was the issue for plasma screens
---- 183086385
->>183085334
-My tv is oled and in a dark area so I don't even noticed the black bars
---- 183086392
->>183086255
-Shut the fuck up
---- 183086417
->>183086374
-Yes and it's still a problem with OLED.
---- 183086448
->>183086417
-gotcha
---- 183086571
-Full open matte, open gate, full film, whatever ratio the largest amount of picture is in. A movie or TV show has never been improved by cutting away any part of the image.
---- 183086618
->>183086283
-Dust can be removed from the film physically with an exacto knife, they used to do this more often in the old days. Quite risky.
-
-These days the usual method is to use automated software, a form of DVNR. Problem is, you can't trust the software to perfectly differentiate between intended footage and debris/scatches.
-Best way is to use the software, and manually fix the errors the software made afterwards. A lot of cartoon restorations are awful specifically because they tend to skip that crucial last step.
---- 183086723
->>183081712 (OP)
-2:1 Univisium
---- 183086819
->>183086571
-But then again, if the director uses the full film picture but he intends to hard matte it afterwards I prefer to see his preferred version. Its all about intention.
---- 183086937
->>183086283
-Official film restorations are typically scanned from the original negative if available, which will have a lot less damage than a film print that ran in theaters like that example. Aside from physically blowing off dirt and dust you can also apply a fluid to the film while scanning, and the fluid will fill in the microscopic scratches and can sometimes reduce their visibility.
-
-Regardless, the vast majority of the work is done digitally after the scan. There have been various specialized digital restoration tools over the years, both automatic and semi-automatic, but yes, worst case you will have to paint over a bunch of stuff manually frame-by-frame. I'm not sure what the situation is like now with AI/neural networks, if there are any revolutionary new film restoration tools using that, since it could be a great use of the technology as long as you combined it with manual supervision.
---- 183087086
->>183081994
-i don't have that exact shot on hand, but this is i shot i took from the bluray near the same scene. plenty of booba
---- 183087164
->>183081712 (OP)
-1:1
---- 183087167
-16 : 10
---- 183087339
->>183084882
->openmatteplot
->all coomer stuff
-is this some kind of trick to try to match my actual ip and plebbit account with the VPN I use for this site?
---- 183087485
->>183086723
-Storaro's vision of creating the grand unified aspect ratio obviously failed completely when he tried it, but it's funny to see the ratio made such a comeback with streaming shows of all things, which really had no apparent reason for going wider than 16:9, where the compromise between TV and cinema wasn't even a factor.
---- 183087631
->>183082410
-Top is how I remember the color
---- 183087674
-Based Snyder leading the way.
---- 183087679
->>183082630
-It would take a year to quality check every episode
---- 183087694
->>183087679
-Ok?
---- 183087818
-I think 16:9 will be replaced by something a bit taller someday.
---- 183087864
->>183081712 (OP)
-4:3 for photos and television
->>183081858
-this, for cinema
-
-16:9 for modern cinema.
---- 183087902
->>183087679
-Just release it in 4:3, there is no excuse for releasing old, framed for 4:3 TV content in 16:9.
-This also goes for >>183082043 and even South Park which just adds dead space on the sides, all of it is wrong.
---- 183087976
->>183082410
-The greening of this movie was a great aesthetic crime.
---- 183088075
->>183087818
-I don’t think so, I think it’s here to stay, just like 4:3 dominated the whole 20th century. It’s the best of both worlds and it’s also good for other content like video games and e-books. 
-You can comfortably watch a cinemascope 2.77:1 movie without losing much space and then an old 4:3 without feeling cheated because of the resolution and size of modern tvs
-Imagine an square 60 inch, that would be fucking retarded
---- 183088288
->>183087818
-We had 16:10 and it didn't really stick aside from some tablets, and virtually no content is made for it. There's probably been more modern retro productions in 4:3 than in 1.66:1, which was a standard cinema ratio at one time. Phones also seem to get wider and wider in landscape mode. I don't think we'll see another major shift in the baseline aspect ratio until FOV-filling VR/eye-projection becomes standard.
---- 183088699
->>183088288
-16:10 was the default aspect ratio for computer monitors and laptop screens for a while ~20-15 years ago.
-Still using the monitor I've had since then, the extra top/bottom real estate for the size is great for all-round use. (16:9/4:3 media, productivity)
---- 183089050
->>183081858
-
->1.85:1
-
-
-100% correct.
-
-Specifically because you can frame actors in full, medium or close up without any dead space. 2:35:1 was only created because TV was cutting into cinema, so the Jews in Hollywood decided to just make the screen wider to make people think movies were more "cinematic". 
-
-!!!FACT!!!
---- 183089211
->>183085901
->optional decorative borders so people wouldn't have panic attacks over the black bars
-that's a new one
---- 183089524
->>183081712 (OP)
-Whichever one that the director chooses
---- 183089565
->>183086067
-You wouldn't survive in the wild
->>183086213
-They have all the issues of LCD's and Plasmas plus some new ones. The one in particular in this instance that is bad is burn in.
---- 183089605
->>183081712 (OP)
-16:9 is the standard and it's the one that shows more. But it's too boring.
-Movies that manage to show beautiful shots with 4:3 or 2.35:1 earn more of my respect.
---- 183089637
->>183081712 (OP)
-it's scientifically confirmed that humans see in 16:9
---- 183089654
->>183089637
-Yeah if you were born in Asia
---- 183089841
->>183089050
-There are IMAX screens (not true iMax mind you, the imitation ones at many amc’s) that are in 2.35. It’s certainly good for large scale kino like lotr but in general it’s useless.
---- 183090895
->>183086571
-there's an infamous malcolm in the middle example where someone is sitting in an empty classroom but the other seats were meant to be cropped out in the 4:3 version so this isn't always true
---- 183090979
->>183081712 (OP)
-The golden ratio
-The silver ratio
-The bronze ratio
-The buttzantium ratio (2smart4u)
---- 183091281
->>183084851
-35mm is 3:2 which is in the middle of 4:3 and 16:9, but it's only fully used in recent years (when still shot on film). In the past hollywood always recorded audio track to the film, so less of the frame was utilised. There's another reason for cropping, and why it's preferred viewing when it was done intentional. It can be intentionally cropped top or bottom, depending on the scene. Lenses distort when tilted forward or backward on the axis, this can be used for artistic effect, or eliminated by cropping like mentioned. Kubrick is a good example for this. He'd slightly tilt camera forward to make his actors larger, more imposing, then he'd use the top part of the frame. He also planned films for both 4:3 and wide aspect ratios, but that's another topic.
---- 183091376
->>183091281
-35mm still photography film is 3:2, but motion picture 35mm has literally never been 3:2, even without the audio track.
---- 183091524
->>183091281
-Silent films were shot at 1.33:1 (4:3) and the academy ratio 1.375:1 was introduced when sound came about. Like the other anon said 35mm used in cinema isn't 3:2
---- 183091585
->>183090895
-1995 16:9 Pride and Prejudice is reverse example of that. It was in shot in 16:9, but intended to be cropped and broadcast in 4:3. So when watching it in 16:9, you have often empty frames to the left and right, and often actor blocking simply isn't working for wider aspect ratios. It's worth watching it in wider aspect ratio, to get grasp of how framing was done, but it's not ideal, and certainly not intended.
---- 183091990
->>183086571
-Might as well shoot every scene from 100 yards away to get everything you can into the frame
---- 183092543
-What's with the hatred of black bars? To me, it's the equivalent of asking mommy to take the crust off of your sandwich.
---- 183092902
->>183092543
-I don't think that's similar in any way
---- 183093127
->>183092543
-Its just newbies and plebs wanting to see more of the frame at all costs.
-Idiots have no understanding of direction and composition.
---- 183093263
->>183092543
-A lot of people simply don't get it and think of them like a curtain you can open to magically see more of the film.
-I can see how watching a letterboxed 2.55:1 film on a small CRT would be shit, but with today's huge affordable TVs there's even less of an excuse to not just use OAR for everything.
---- 183093425
->>183084706
-Raw. Before colour "correction"
---- 183093435
->>183091376
->but motion picture 35mm has literally never been 3:2
-3:2-anon was definitely confused, but this is not quite true either. VistaVision (and Technirama) pulled the film horizontally and was pretty much identical to the 35mm still camera format. Though it was rarely projected as such, instead either reduced to regular 35mm, or blown up to 70mm in the case of Technirama.
---- 183093572
-Why can't we have both the wider sides with the taller top?
---- 183093793
->>183085901
->>183086067
->>183089211
-This is how public TV shows old/uncropped movies. It has been done for a decade by now.
-I'm surprised some of you didn't knew about it.
---- 183093905
->>183093263
->I can see how watching a letterboxed 2.55:1 film on a small CRT would be shit
-I sorta miss those thicc bars personally
---- 183093911
->>183086571
->open gate
-I don't think you know what the fuck you're talking about, chief.
---- 183093940
->>183093572
-You can, they just have to film it from further back
---- 183094048
-Anyone has the Buffy one where you can the see the whole filming crew during a fight in the widescreen version?
---- 183094206
->>183093793
-TV has barely been relevant for like a decade, so maybe not that surprising. No doubt depends on where you are too, personally I've never seen the borders anywhere except those Disney Blu-rays and some emulated re-releases of old 4:3 games.
---- 183094310
->>183082279
-which aspect ratio shows her butt the best? 
-asking for a fren
---- 183094370
->>183082218
->>183082279
->>183082355
-I wonder how much kino has been chopped and spliced into a measly flick in the editing room
---- 183094407
->>183084706
-All films these days are blasted with post-production filters to "correct" the lighting (i.e. make it worse).

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---- 183082006
->They were once shareholders...
---- 183082095
->>183082006 (OP)
->They were once BBBY holders...
---- 183082354
->You draw far too much exposure to your investment, "Mr. Underhill"
---- 183082397
->they were once google employees
---- 183082456
->What can me do against such reckless rates?
---- 183082546
->>183082006 (OP)
->They're taking the misappropriated tax revenue to the Federal Reserve!
---- 183082567
->We aint been buying nothing but penny stocks for 3 stinkin days!
---- 183082624
->Myyyyyy Crypppttooooo
---- 183082681
-His stocks fell
---- 183082692
->>183082006 (OP)
-What was Sauron’s capital gains tax policy?
---- 183082890
->>183082619
-what did you mean by this?
---- 183083032
->>183082619
---- 183083096
->>183083032
-are they any good? I'm looking for a little mint candy to eat every morning before going out
---- 183083410
->>183082006 (OP)
->And then Sauron the Deceiver gifted to them nine pump and dump stocks.
->Blinded by their greed, they bought them without questioning.
->One by one, he shorted their positions, forcing them to liquidate.
->And now they are slaves to their debts.
->...They will never stop recouping their losses
---- 183083450
->>183083096
-Not everyone likes them. But I recommend you trying them out.
---- 183083572
->Shares!
->Bagholder!
-
-T-there's no bagholders here, they're up in Silicon Valley. That way!
---- 183083719
->They answer to no one.
->They will answer to the majority shareholder!
---- 183083723
->>183083096
-They're good but they're VERY strong
---- 183083918
->>183082006 (OP)
->Do you know how the structured asset-backed securities first came into being? They were mortgages once, taken by the dark powers, combined with riskier debts and dangerous obligations. A ruined and terrible form of asset. And now... perfected. My profitable CDO. Whom do you serve? 
->GOLDMAN
---- 183084005
->>183082006 (OP)
->I was there, Gandalf, 3000 fiscal quarters ago. When Isildur filed his claim. I was there the day the tax system failed.
---- 183084038
-CREDIT SUISSE CALLS FOR AID
---- 183084300
-"Cast the bags into the fire! Liquidate them!"
---- 183084323
->>183083096
-they're good as shots
---- 183084516
-So this is where smg goes on the weekend…
---- 183084543
->>183082006 (OP)
->A wizard never buys high and sell low Frodo
---- 183084619
->>183084038
-I still can't believe that shit. Bill Hwang necro kill lmao.
---- 183085632
->>183084516
---- 183085672
->>183082006 (OP)
->They were once men...
---- 183085918
->Futures
---- 183086296
->>183082006 (OP)
->Give them a tax break for pity sake
---- 183087001
->>183083096
-The best

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---- 183082125
->A revival of the critically beloved and massively popular medical drama House MD is currently in the works for the streaming service Hulu. According to our trusted and proven sources, the Hugh Laurie doctor series is part of the latest wave of revival series across the television landscape, which will likely be welcome news to fans of the series. It is currently unknown how many members of the huge, sprawling cast might be tempted to return, but there certainly can be no House MD revival without Hugh Laurie.
-https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/exclusive-house-md-revival-development.html
-
-You ready for more House kino? I mean, how bad could it be? As long as House is still himself, the show can't go wrong.
---- 183082233
->>183082125 (OP)
-the guy is 63
---- 183082272
->>183082233
-My cardiologist is over 60 too, doctors don't have to be fresh 20-something zoomers to be good. In fact, the good ones arent.
---- 183082286
-would be funny if he had become a serial killer and Wilson was his dark passenger
---- 183082311
->>183082125 (OP)
->House without Wilson
-Sounds like shit
---- 183082334
-I thought he hated doing the show.
---- 183082337
->>183082125 (OP)
->House, but he's not allowed to say or do any controversial shit, plus more niggers
-Instead of watching the character be completely destroyed I'll just watch the original show again
---- 183082381
->>183082233
-this was one of the biggest reasons why the show was cancelled
-absolutely BRUTAL
---- 183082389
->>183082337
-This.
---- 183082416
->>183082389
-Thai kicku
---- 183082442
->>183082381
->omg men in their 60s become bald!
-get laid faggot
---- 183082463
->>183082334
-only having to do the hair piece 2 hours before every shoot
---- 183082467
->>183082125 (OP)
-I will only watch if there's a real resolution to the House/Cuddy arc
---- 183082483
-Sounds like shit, none of the race jokes would fly in current year. I'd rather just rewatch the first few seasons
---- 183082488
->>183082467
-There is. Cuddy moved on, and is now happy living in a different state having forgotten House even exists.
---- 183082598
-I don't know how people can tolerate doctors after their made up bullshit imprisoning, torturing and poisoning them.
-Doctors are the third leading cause of death.
---- 183082625
-shame she didnt get enough screen time in 8th season
---- 183082676
->>183082272
-you have a cardiologist? how old are you?
---- 183082693
->>183082125 (OP)
-I'm glad that article is bullshit cause I don't want to imagine a House revival, it would probably shit all over the original series.
---- 183082747
->>183082676
-lmao. I'm 31 and my heart is doing fine, it's just that here we do a yearly checkup to catch anything wrong early.
-I mean, do you wait until you're dying to go to the doctor and it's already too late?
---- 183082785
->>183082125 (OP)
-I'm down to give the first episode a watch. But house m.d. was essentially the hugh laurie show. They can't re-create that.
---- 183082840
->>183082676
-bro I'm only 32 but you'd have to be retarded not to keep track of your heart health at the very least nowadays, specially after all that nonsense that happened with the bioengineered virus that weakened everyone's hearts
---- 183082870
->>183082125 (OP)
-Every episode would be black female House plugging the patient's symptoms into Chat GPT.
---- 183082976
->>183082747
->I mean, do you wait until you're dying to go to the doctor and it's already too late?
-Unironically yes. People here only go to the doctor when they're sick. Going to a specialist for a yearly checkup is almost unthinkable in my neck of the woods (unless you have a family history that requires monitoring or are an athlete). I think you cant even make an appointment with them unless you have a referal by a family doctor first.
---- 183083033
->>183082125 (OP)
-It's going to be progressive trash and full of tranny affirmation. We definitely aren't going to get the condescending Dr. House who would tell his jewish co-worker that he gets a gold star of david for getting something right.
---- 183083046
-The same IPs forever! Yay!
---- 183083131
->>183082381
-
->not wanting bald & full beard PUNISHED House, now completely unhinged without Wilson
---- 183083187
->>183083131
-Are we going to get the ghost of Wilson talking to House periodically, Dexter style?
---- 183083202
->>183083033
-The old series had an episode that would be unthinkable today: Skin deep.
->Patient is a teenage girl with unexplained symptoms
->Later revealed that her father was raping her
->House discovers that "she" is really genetically male but due to a hormone problem, developed as a female
->Yet the ultrasound missed that "she" had no uterus
->Episode ends with House calling the father gay for raping his son
---- 183083329
-Lupus ctrl-f replace'd with Gender Dysphoria
---- 183083330
->>183083202
-Yeah, it was such a good show. The fact that they focused on controversial issues was a big part of its appeal.
---- 183083464
->>183082125 (OP)
-So thats why House clips are showing up on youtube shorts.
-Without wilson the show will be shit
---- 183083553
->>183082840
-Doctors dont know shit
---- 183083606
->>183083202
->father was raping her
-She was getting him drunk to fuck him. Then gleefully talked about how she fucked producers and photographers for work and how everyone in the business does it
---- 183083609
->>183082125 (OP)
-I thought he died in the series finale and went off to gay heaven with that other doctor.
---- 183083655
->>183083609
-He faked his death and planned to spend the last few months of Wilson's life (brain tumor) riding and being gay with him
---- 183083680
->>183082233
-How old do you need to play a doctor.
---- 183083683
->>183082233
-Yeah? and uk retirement age isn't until 67 or 69 in most scandi countries.
---- 183083714
->>183083202
-Didn't the 'daughter' drug and get the dad drunk to fuck him? The model, or am I thinking of another episode?
---- 183083716
->>183082233
-63 is not that old. There's doctors working into their 80's dude.
---- 183083721
->>183083609
-He didn't actually die but I always figured he'd probably kill himself once Wilson bites it
---- 183083758
->>183082125 (OP)
-House had already lost its steam by the later seasons and the final season was more or less a failed joke.
---- 183083763
-I had a dream a few months back that they did a new house show except house had long dog the bounty hunter hair and he was a pill popping go getter in the heart of texas
---- 183083781
->>183082676
->you have a cardiologist? how old are you?
-I was diagnosed with myocarditis last year. No idea why, since it really rare for a 20 year to have it
---- 183083790
->>183083714
-Yeah but most normal men wouldn't fuck their children if even they were drunk or high.
---- 183083801
->>183083202
-What about the episode where Chase has a threesome involving an underaged girl?
-Or that episode where he kisses a little dying girl?
-Or where he straight up murders an African warlord?
---- 183083803
->>183082233
-63 is below retirement age in most western countries. It aint old and Doctors often work into their 70's.
---- 183083810
->>183083655
-> He faked his death and planned to spend the last few months of Wilson's life (brain tumor) riding and being gay with him
-You know how the hell would he be able to go back and practice medicine again after faking his death? Unless he gets a new identity.
---- 183083855
->>183082233
-Why are you saying this like he's 83. 63 isn't old. Especially for Doctors. Different professions require different retirement ages. 
-
-60 plus year old Doctor? normal
-60 plus year old soldier, fire fighter on front lines, not normal.
---- 183083871
-hollywood is getting lazy and lazier, first it was remakes and revivals in movies, now tv shows have caught the virus. i like house but why cant they just make a new doctor show, they have to hook it up to an existing ip just to get it going, its bullshit
---- 183083880
->>183083781
->I was diagnosed with myocarditis last year.
-HAHAHAHAHA fool you took the shot
---- 183083882
->>183082125 (OP)
-House can't be made today, he's not nearly PC enough
---- 183083919
->>183082598
->Doctors are the third leading cause of death.
-I know right? Doctor kill my uncle in Madrid. 
->My uncle he visit doctor
->Doctor checks him and says everything s'alright
->2 minutes later in the street *boof* finito
->He was hit by motor car
---- 183083922
-I like house but it pretty much followed a set formula every episode that gets old after a while
---- 183083928
->>183083855
-yea hes not an actual doctor retard hes an actor that requires a compelling energy
---- 183083953
->>183083810
-I dunno man. Im not the 1 trying to reboot the series
---- 183083962
->>183083803
->63
-Not in norway or iceland or potugal. Many euro countries barely crack that.
---- 183084021
->>183083801
->Chase has a threesome involving an underaged girl?
-I remember the other two but not this. Quick recap?
->>183083202
-I remember one line from this episode. "the most beautiful girl in the world is a man" something like that
---- 183084151
->>183082488
->having forgotten House even exists.
-Is this true bros? Do they completely forget your existence?
---- 183084156
->>183083801
-Dr Cunny...
---- 183084181
->>183084021
-After a night of partying hard someone starts spreading pictures of nude Chase with a photoshopped micropenis. Chase tries to remember who he was partying with and ends up visiting one of the girls he had sex with, which turns out to be some highschooler living with her parents
-
-I think. I might be misremembering things
---- 183084247
-episode 1
->"dr house i am a proud transwoman, my protovagina smells funny"
->"umn based on your chart you suffer from mental illness, how are you even alive?"
->"this is very hurtful"
->"luckily enough, i am very smart and have a solution *winks at camera points to pic related*"
-yeah this would be cancelled after the first 5 minutes
---- 183084254
->>183083919
-Doctors are always insistent on shoving meds down your throat, even if there are more natural means of treatment, and even if the medication in question has like 200 side affects that you would eventually need to take more meds for to also treat, that they don't conveniently bother telling you about until you have to come back crawling to them while blood is oozing from your eyes or something.
---- 183084255
->>183084181
-I completely forgot that episode until you mentioned it but yeah I remember it now.
---- 183084425
-The only relatively loose end was House keeping his promise to Thirteen when the Huntington gets worse. I'll take a small miniseries focused on this, but I'd prefer they let things end instead of digging them up for easy views leeching off of the original
---- 183084458
->>183084425
-It's been over 10 years, Thirteen has to be dead at this point
---- 183084507
->>183082125 (OP)
-Is it really that hard to come up with an original idea for a series? Or even just a different take on an idea instead of just endlessly rebooting and soft rebooting and requelling and whatever?
-
-Let's put it to the test: /tv/ - give me a show pitch, any genre, one sentence, doesn't have to be the most original idea in history, just something other than a reboot. Go!
---- 183084547
-Wilson will be back via force ghost like Dexter's dad
---- 183084556
->>183082233
-You can't have the wisdom of a lifetime of experience as a doctor without putting in a lifetime of work. if he was young this wouldn't work and they don't bring back Wilson this won't work and there meant to be a lots of sexy co-stars
---- 183084585
->>183084547
-House already pulled that in the original series
---- 183084617
->>183083801
->Or that episode where he kisses a little dying girl?
-I wonder how many actual Make-A-Wish kids ask to kiss A list celebrities before they die, and if the organization is allowed to fulfil that request.
---- 183084710
-> end the series on a good note
-> NO BRING HIM BACK WE NEED TO MILK IT
---- 183084724
->>183084458
-The thing about tv shows is you can set them whenever you want.
---- 183084725
->>183083810
-Remember that story on why did he become a doctor? Wouldn't be surprising if they pulled a similar story.
---- 183084734
->>183084507
-dysfunctional c-list comic villains share an apartment, hilarity and comic metacommentary ensue
---- 183084742
->>183084724
-Sure, but Hugh Laurie looks much older these days
---- 183084772
->>183084710
-This is every property now, anon. I'm sorry.
---- 183084923
->>183084742
-He looks fine on avenue 5
---- 183084977
->>183084710
-I would accept it as a hard reboot in a new universe with the same characters being played by different actors. Like J.J. Abrams Star Trek.
-But as with Frasier, the main character's arc is complete. House learned the lessons he needed to learn. But unlike Frasier Crane, he isn't cut out to be a mentor to up and coming doctors. Dr. House is the worst possible role model for a Med School student: Liar, cheater, drug addict, criminal, etc.
---- 183084999
->>183083781
-Maybe in your next life you won't take experimental vaccines.
---- 183085007
->>183082125 (OP)
-will he be black or will we get a strong female lead?
---- 183085082
-If this ever happens, House is going to have a long lost black daughter who also became a doctor and is smarter than him. I'll pass.
---- 183085213
->>183085007
->Dr. Gretta House
---- 183085215
->>183082272
-there are no good doctors. big pharma foot soldiers that read what their tablet tells them and collect pay check to push drugs. always refer to them as mr pill popper. never doctor. never their name. doctors have about 100-110 IQ average for graduates. they are not intelligent. they arenot some genius life saving person. they can study and do what they ar etold by medical boards. they tell pregnant women that camel cigs are better for their pregnancy if big pharma tells them. they tell you weed will make you go insane if you overdose. they will prescirbe oxy to people for headaches and destroy their lives for handouts. theyll tell you a face diaper will stop common cold when asian cultures wear them religiously and have identical flu seasons every year with rates in line with every other country worldwide that doesnt use them. theyll cut the dick off a small child and tell you its a woman. they will do anything if they are told to and paid.
---- 183085259
->>183082233
-And? He was a haggard, grumpy guy in his 40s in the original run
---- 183085501
->>183085215
-I have seen so many lives ruined by benzos and pain killers pushed by quack doctors.
->Friend takes so much Klonipin he developed Parkinson's like symptoms in his twenties
->Mom's personality changed completely after getting addicted to Xanax. I'd rather have panic attacks every day than touch that demonic pill
->Cousin lost all her ambition. Stays in her room smoking medical marijuana and collecting "disability" all day. Haven't seen her since the pandemic.
-Yet we make TV shows and movies venerating these doctors as heroes and saints among men.
---- 183085620
->>183083202
-The ultimate woman turns out to be a man
---- 183085796
->>183084977
->Frederic lives with lesbian goblina
->muh proud wymmyn of color is Frasier's boss
->moved back to Boston because apparently there are only two cities in the Cheers universe
->based Grammer is going to be cucked to hell by Paramount on scripts
->DHP said no
->Jane Leeves said no
->Peri Gilpin said no
->John Mahoney is DEAD
-it's going to be shit and I'm going to watch it but hate every second of it
---- 183085934
->>183082125 (OP)
->inb4 he finds himself and transitions
---- 183086192
->>183082870
-And diagnosing a failure to be vaxed along with a refusal to eat the bugs. Watch out for the special episode where a crowd of screaming MAGA lunatics burns down the children’s wing because a 12 year old was going to have a sex change.
---- 183086249
->>183083928
-Laurie has loads of energy.
---- 183086294
->>183083810
-Dr Casa institute for wellness in Tijuana
---- 183086420
->>183083781
-Kek
---- 183086707
->>183085796
->Frasier falls for a crypto scam 
->Frasier says something on his psychiatry podcast that becomes a TikTok meme 
->Frasier encourages a patient to embrace life as the opposite gender 
->Frasier tries his hand at streaming video games to get zoomers to listen to his podcast
---- 183087015
->>183084507
-Sick-ass Race (title pending)
-A young rebel dreams of winning the 2144 Sick-ass Race and gets his chance, but to enter he must win the preliminary race to and through the North Pole Space Elevator
---- 183087051
->>183083202
-That episode was unfathomably based and hilarious
---- 183087075
->>183086249
-cool man, grats. i hope this awful bullshit does well on hulu which is definitely a service a lot of people use
---- 183087080
->>183084556
-Stop pretending House v2 isn’t going to be a 21 year old female DACA Dreamer who graduated high school at 11 and an Ivy League med school at 17. And all of her anger and disdain will be aimed at straight white men who fought to hold her down at every step.
---- 183087139
->>183087080
-the House showrunners did the one with the autist and basically pumped it full of this shit
---- 183087162
->>183084734
-Like X the Eliminator and Zardo in Harvey Birdman?
---- 183087186
->>183083801
->it's a Chase makes out with a 9-year-old girl with cancer episode
->it's a Chase advocates for holocausting obese people episode
->it's a Chase gets punched in the face by House episode
->it's a Chase murders an African dictator and covers it up episode
->it's a Chase fucks a drugged up Cameron episode
->it's a Chase dreams about having sex with Park episode
---- 183087591
->watching anything post original Cameron/Chase/Foreman trio
---- 183087647
->>183083801
->>183087186
-Chase was based
->>183087591
-also this, they were by far the best team
---- 183087889
->>183084181
-What episode number?
---- 183088084
->>183085215
-I'm now enrolling in medical school
---- 183088139
->>183085501
-They abused the medication and the system yet your blame is on the doctors. What a faggot
---- 183088471
->>183082976
-If you have a PPO plan you can go wherever you want, mostly. You could make an appt with a random neurologist just to tell them your butthole hurts if you want.
---- 183088551
->>183084507
-a dramatic retelling of the 30 years war in the style of something like Game of Thrones, where the "main" characters are two commanders, one protestant, one catholic, that keep meeting one another on the battlefield, while we also see plenty of other characters that were important at the time, like religious leaders, political figures, noblemen, etc. the show explores the historical context, the theological conflicts, how the populace at the time felt, the destruction the war wrought, all advised by historians and theologians of both sides.
---- 183088757
->>183083202
->>183083606
-Yeah, she(he) was seducing her father for the purposes of gaining kompromat
---- 183089879
->>183082272
-The elderly are unfilmable gross dinosaurs, nobody over 25 should be filmed
---- 183090019
->>183084507
-Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt.
---- 183090055
->>183082125 (OP)
->which will likely be welcome news to fans of the series.
---- 183090114
->>183082625
-Fucking worthless character holy shit
---- 183090179
->>183083202
-She had uterus, but her balls never became ovaries
---- 183090256
->>183082125 (OP)
-Why house md and not Chase md, and have Hugh Laurie cameo where he comes back to kill 13th?
-And then continue with chase
---- 183090284
->>183082125 (OP)
->I mean, how bad could it be?
-Given the history of bad revivals modern industry has..well really bad.
---- 183090297
->>183090256
-Nobody gives a shit about chase
---- 183090359
-The amount of money they would have to pay Hugh Laurie makes me think this won't happen.
---- 183090360
->>183082233
-Everyone replying to you don’t seem to understand the character needs some youth ti be played. House isn’t House when he’s a grandpa who needs a nap. The guy is chomping down pills and fucking hookers daily, old House has a pill organizer and can’t get his dick up without a blue one. 
-
-It’s like trying to do Indiana Jones when you need a diaper because your daily dick dribble is staining your pants. NOBODY GETTING OLD IS COOL
---- 183090387
->>183087591
-The show after season 3 became very reddit
---- 183090403
->>183082747
-I'm from the UK, here even if our heart swells to the size of a watermelon we have to wait 6 months just to see a cardiologist, 9 months if you want one that speaks English
---- 183090407
->>183084507
-It's not about lacking the ability to come up with original ideas, it's about what is more likely to sell
---- 183090418
->>183083553
-I hope you die of an easily curable disease
---- 183090473
->>183090418
-My mom died of a curable disease because the doctors were incompetent. The amount of people killed by medical malpractice is staggering. Giving blind trust to doctors is just ignorance.
---- 183090535
->>183082125 (OP)
->Can't make fun of niggers anymore
->Can't make fun of trannies anymore
->Can't make fun of women anymore
->Can't bang his subordinates anymore
->Can't bang his boss anymore
-No thanks I'm good.
---- 183090553
->>183090256
->he comes back to kill 13th
-fuck, that was such a kino moment
->I'll kill you, when the time comes, if you want.
---- 183090604
->>183090256
-the show should be Chase playing every role, even the patient
---- 183090617
->>183090418
->he thinks people haven't died of easily curable diseases this past 3 years because doctors made patients do coof tests for a week before testing or treating for other stuff.
-Lel, lmao even
---- 183090659
->>183090360
-the difference is Indiana Jones is supposed to be an action hero, House is not. 63 is basically middle aged nowadays. I know plenty of people who are very fit way into their 80's, still cycling and doing sports. Sure they take naps sometimes, but it's not like we sleep all day!
-Also, seeing him pop boner pills every episode would be kino.
---- 183090665
-They can't do House today. It will be completely neutered. Go back and watch the show and you'll see a quarter of House's lines wouldn't be on network tv.
---- 183090666
-this was posted a month ago on some random blog by some random guy. i call bullspit
---- 183090719
->>183090617
-my doctor in Australia use to say "it isnt the disease that kills people, its the long wait"
---- 183090730
->>183083721
-This is canon. There was nothing left for him. No friend, no Cuddy, no doctoring, and the world already thought he was dead. He an-heroed shortly after the finale.
---- 183090760
->>183090665
-I'm watching right now on Amazon Prime. What dates the show more than politically incorrect zingers is the awful mid 2000s CGI.
---- 183090764
->House spouts Pfizer talking points and goes on a massive rant about how trannies are women
-Nah. Let it stay dead.
---- 183090839
->>183090666
-it's fake news and the people in this thread are low iq
---- 183090924
->>183082467
-Actress who was playing cuddy sexually harassed hugh laurie for the whole show to the point they basically axed her character. She aint coming back
---- 183090972
->>183090839
-ill take any excuse to talk about one of my favorite shows
->>183090924
-didnt they write her out because she wanted more pay
---- 183091006
->>183090972
->ill take any excuse to talk about one of my favorite shows
-
-fair enough
---- 183091120
->>183090924
->sexually harassed hugh laurie
-
-is this true and why cant i have this
---- 183091279
->>183090924
->sexually harassed hugh laurie for the whole show to the point they basically axed her character
-giwtwm
---- 183091297
->>183090659
->t.
---- 183091318
->>183090924
-She left cause she wanted more money and they weren't willing to give it to her, pretty sure that only happened in your weird sexual fantasies
---- 183091321
->>183090924
->ywn be sexually harassed by a milf jewess with a great ass and perky tits
-I'm not sure how much longer I can continue on bros
---- 183091369
->>183091279
->ugly manfaced Jew hag
-no thanks
---- 183091432
->>183087591
-I agree they're the best of House's fellows but season 4 - 6 are good too. The show's quality noticeably declines in the last couple seasons, though it still has plenty of good episodes and thankfully ends before it gets really bad.
---- 183091451
->>183091369
-gay
---- 183091909
->>183090924
-gonna need the sauce, boss
---- 183092011
->>183085796
->People abuse drugs and experience life long side effects 
->BUT ITS HECKIN DOCTORS
---- 183092030
->>183082311
-His cancer has 70% recovery, Wilson is still alive and a drama queen
---- 183092163
->>183082625
->>183090114
-Pretty sure Chase smashed and married that
---- 183092225
-One of my favourite shows of all time. Seen all of it thrice. Fucking love it. Super comfy and funny.
---- 183092449
-I'm going to watch this and it's going to break my heart. You just know they're going to make every episode whiny cunts lecturing House and House 'learning his lesson' and becoming humble or some dumb shit. 
-Fuck me
---- 183092825
->>183090839
->Thinking /tv/ isn’t a shitposting board where chuds and discord troons play out a cultural Cold War using stale memes and ‘jaks 
-Annnnd back to R3ddit you go
---- 183092846
-I doubt the new series can ever be based as the original
---- 183092898
->>183090924
->That bus accident episode where she showed up in the stripper gear
-I’m as antisemitic as anyone else who’s been paying attention but BOINNNNG
---- 183092951
->>183082747
-t. 63 yr old cardiologist
---- 183092953
-154 comments and no mouse bites gif, it’s a new record
---- 183093008
->>183082337
-First ep has an egregious pro-vaxxing scene.
-You all jabbed up anon?
---- 183093038
->On House, M.D., we learn in the episode Son of Coma Guy that Gregory House was inspired to study medicine when, during a period when his father was stationed in Japan, he accompanied an injured friend to the hospital and was assisted by a man who he initially believed to be a janitor but who turned out to be a physician of buraku descent who had been ostracized by the other doctors in the hospital. However, they had to turn to the buraku when House's friend took a turn for the worse because he was the best doctor in the hospital.
-
-Honestly, they should carry on the story where it logically ended
-
->house faked his death
->rode around with Wilson until he died
->gets a job as a janitor in some hospital
->cut to present day
->doctors baffled about some kid being sick
->house has to speak up to save him
-
-Gradually incorporate old characters until the finale where he’s exposed for being alive still
---- 183093066
->>183093008
-The mRNA gene therapy injections were not a vaccine.
---- 183093096
->>183083919
->And guess who wuz drivin' - THA DOCTA!!
-norespectnoresectitellya
---- 183093128
->>183092953
->>183092987
-And just then, at our most perfect moment
---- 183093158
->>183082125 (OP)
-The show ended with Season 5. House's entire arc was resolved at this point, going further was always a lame cash grab.
---- 183093161
->>183085082
-This.
---- 183093169
->>183093038
-How about House ends up driving an Uber and solving medical mysteries for his passengers, sort of like the Scooby gang
---- 183093194
->>183093158
-You mean 4
---- 183093204
->>183093008
-Imagine how many drug commercials they must have crammed into every episode. Drug companies must have been paying FOX quite well for adspace. No wonder the show is still alive in syndication. The first episode of the reboot will have a line about 
->We were losing ten patients every day because they didn't trust us about the vaccine!
---- 183093246
->>183085082
-Maybe the child of Emily, the black hooker who plays the hurdy-gurdy?
-https://house.fandom.com/wiki/Emily_(prostitute)
---- 183093252
->>183093194
-this scene was kino though
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT62cbL-_r4 [Embed]
-if you want a less bittersweet and more hopeful ending then the season 6 premiere is also alright
---- 183093302
->Giant Freakin Robot
-For anyone who doesn't know (like I didn't), this is basically a joke site that posts fake articles.
---- 183093947
->>183082125 (OP)
-I promise you if there's a single shekel to be made that manlet jew will show up
---- 183094414
-How would Dr. House tackle covid?

tv/183082224.txt

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---- 183082224
-Do you always watch your kinos alone? Decided to “get” a gf to watch movies with. What should I watch with her first?
---- 183082269
->>183082224 (OP)
-Make her watch whatever you like watching, ask her questions afterwards about the movies or shows
---- 183082400
->>183082224 (OP)
-I have no idea what you like but this is my favourite movie. You should list some movies you like.
---- 183082632
->>183082269
->questioning a doll
-I’m not that crazy. Probably gonna ask rhetorical questions or just tell my thoughts and then sex (with a condom on). Pic related are my exes. 
->>183082400
-Never seen that. You know, I like really obscure stuff like American psycho, Nightcrawler, Taxi driver. 
-
-On a serious note i have trouble pinning down my tastes in movies. I just watch what my brother recommends me. I’m not a huge movie guy but it’s not to just watch something with dinner and drinks. I suppose I would say I avoid trashy stuff like romcoms or low production dramas. Don’t like Korean movies much either (my brother makes me watch a bunch of them). This isn’t to say I’m above stuff like animated movies
---- 183082783
->>183082632
-That's very interesting because you told me nothing at all. I did watch four movies this year and I can post them.
---- 183082828
->>183082783
-This one (Infinity Pool) is kind of violent. There's a scene where a guy is stabbed to death.
---- 183082874
->>183082828
---- 183082903
->>183082224 (OP)
-Holy fuck that's creepy as hell. Ordering a hentai sex doll to watch movies with is more sane than ordering a little girl's doll. No, I don't give a shit that it's cheaper.
---- 183082918
->>183082874
---- 183082958
->>183082918
-How was this. 
-Also, OP please don’t sex the doll.
---- 183082990
->>183082224 (OP)
->>183082632
-Kill yourself faggot
---- 183083008
->>183082224 (OP)
-Tell her she has to turn her phone off
---- 183083063
->>183082958
-It was good but it's also not what I expected. I wanted something more gritty and it's a Romance movie disguised as a detective movie. The mystery shown in the trailer
->man falls off a cliff
-is actually solved in the first half and the second half is a different crime. The movie is fast paced and like a thousand things happen. Anyway, my only complaint is that it feels like the director tried to appeal to men and women. You'll understand if you ever watch it. It's a mix of action and drama.
---- 183083267
-Do they make a 1.8m one, I want to be the little spoon
---- 183083371
->>183082224 (OP)
->>183082632
->dollchad
-Holy based
---- 183083427
->>183082874
-do not watch this unless you want to be depressed
---- 183083469
->>183083427
-I couldn't be any more depressed so I enjoyed it.
---- 183083657
->>183083469
-Look at this webm I made. Nobody would even understand why I made it unless they were a smoker because the acting was so good. That's exactly how someone looks when they have one of the few things they enjoy.
---- 183084047
->>183082632
->>183082224 (OP)
-do they do big cuddly dolls? I'd love a cuddly doll
---- 183084173
->>183083427
-It's overrated. Not sure why your acting all upity about it.
---- 183084195
->>183082632
->>183082224 (OP)
->These retarded raggedy Ann dolls that look like donated socks
-
-Get better taste
---- 183084218
->>183082958
-Terrible garbage.
-Typical Korean shit.
---- 183084220
->>183084195
->posts a doll that isn't soft or huggable
-retard
---- 183084257
->>183084220
-Neither did you/op. That thing is tiny. Might as well get a good looking doll and hug a pillow.
---- 183084268
->>183084047
-Probably very niche and expensive fren
---- 183084297
->>183084268
-I suppose I wouldn't mind settling for a cute one like what OP bought
---- 183084376
->>183082224 (OP)
---- 183084402
-Getting a cat or dog for companionship is less depressing than this shit.
---- 183084577
->>183084402
-These people live in squalor, probably horde trash, can't take care of themselves or keep track of time. They don't deserve a pet, they wouldn't take care of it. Usually they're self centered people which is why they're lonely.
---- 183084629
->>183082224 (OP)
-Kiss Me Deadly, To Live And Die In L.A.
->>183084195
-Go back to /p/. Imagine wasting $500+ on anime-styled Barbie dolls.
->>183084218
-Why can't Koreans make good movies? Japs and Chinamen have at least 50 good movies between them, but Korea maybe has 1.
---- 183085799
->>183082632
-Bruh
---- 183086330
->>183084577
-Having sex with a cat feels more immoral than buying a doll and fucking a hole you made in it
---- 183086938
-I just watched a 3 hour movie with my girlfriend and loved every second of it, fuck this is depressing, I feel bad for you poor anons. Don't worry, I thought it was hopeless for me too, but we're all gonna make it
---- 183087126
->>183086938
->we're all gonna make it
-Stop perpetuating this lie.
---- 183087373
-i assume this is a lame larp but if not then you are half-assing it. if you want a companion, get a real doll like a real man. if you're getting a children's doll because you specially want one then that is just too fucking weird.

tv/183082275.txt

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---- 183082275
-Name me something about the protagonist in the last movie you saw that gave you the "ick".
---- 183082315
->making her husband out to be the abnormal one, when she doesn't have an internal monologue
---- 183082398
-Masturbating to porn is more enjoyable, more fulfilling and less stressful than pussy. After losing my virginity and fucking a few women, everything incels say is true. Women are just lesser. A net detriment to the enjoyment of life. I unironically think that society would be miles better if women were property again
---- 183082411
->>183082315
-He technically is the abnormal one. There are only a limited number of souls in the world so when the population inflates to this level we get surrounded by golems.
---- 183082425
->>183082275 (OP)
->outing yourself as an NPC
-the absolute state of women
---- 183082436
-Jesus Christ you CHUDS are so easy to trigger, it’s pathetic really. As a woman you will never understand us and will virgins forever
---- 183082452
->>183082275 (OP)
-the blue lady sacrifices the wigger to save her own blood
---- 183082471
-I really hope you guys don’t do this
---- 183082492
->>183082275 (OP)
-why are men so fucking cringe and make up lies like that sisters?
---- 183082495
->>183082398
-All facts
---- 183082833
->>183082436
---- 183082884
-Mario... took off his gloves.
---- 183082893
->>183082398
-What he said
---- 183082948
->he doesn't have the Superfriends narrator in his head
---- 183082965
->>183082398
-utter cope. masturbating isn't even better than getting a handjob
---- 183082972
->>183082411
-
-Everyone knows that new human souls were stored in the Chamber of Guf (aka World Trade Center 7) which was then destroyed.
-
-This explains the zoomer phenomenon.
---- 183082981
->>183082275 (OP)
-Just stop being a creep.
---- 183082993
->>183082275 (OP)
-You made this thread on /v/ earlier today
-You're either a bot, a loser or a lemming
---- 183083016
->>183082398
->fucks one ugly bitch
->thinks pussy is deprecated
---- 183083029
->>183082981
-Obese
---- 183083089
->>183082398
-I don't want it to be true, but it do be like that
---- 183083107
->>183082981
->proceeds to show millions of people
-I hate women.
---- 183083157
->>183082436
-> “Chud”
-Why do liberals think this is an effective insult? It evokes amusement not offense. Compare this with the unbridled power of “nigger faggot”. It’s just funny when leftists try their hand at insult’s because anything that would actually get under the skin isn’t PC enough.
-> woman
-tits or gtfo. I simply do not believe you.
---- 183083192
->>183082981
->I want to basically show my naked asshole in public and expect men not to look at me
---- 183083209
->>183083157
-How the fuck do you fall for such low effort bait so easily
---- 183083223
->>183082398
-this black pill bulshit is extremelly retarded and anyone advocating for it should kill himself.
-fucking nigger subhuman scum
---- 183083238
-Post chudkino
->>>/wsg/5045474
---- 183083268
->>183083209
-this, show some restraint
---- 183083282
->>183083209
-He's a newfriend, notice how he calls the person he's replying to a "liberal" instead of a redditor, a tranny, or any other more fitting insult.
---- 183083289
->>183083192
-she wants attractive men to look, but not creeps
-simple as
---- 183083328
->>183083157
-tldr chud.
---- 183083364
-well at least it's not the "he doesn't know why girls hug guys above the shoulders" one again
---- 183083382
->>183082398
-most based take on 4chan i have seen in the last 2 years. you will be crucified by this by the new twitter lurkers but you are 100% right
---- 183083457
->>183083382
->new twitter lurkers
-If only they were lurkers. I think you mean brigaders.
---- 183083501
->>183083457
-no matter how much they try to bend the website to their ideology people will still speak their mind so it doesnt matter. it is annoying to see though
---- 183083523
->>183082398
->Masturbating to porn is more enjoyable, more fulfilling and less stressful than pussy. After losing my virginity and fucking a few women, everything incels say is true. Women are just lesser. A net detriment to the enjoyment of life. I unironically think that society would be miles better if women were property again
---- 183083557
->>183083209
-Because it’s fun. Good chance it’s bait, decent chance that commenter is actually retarded too. *shrug*
-> Person A says something retarded
-> Person B tells them as much
-> Person C chimes now to say “well Person A was just trolling”
-It’s all so tiresome. Bad arguments deserve to be ridiculed. Bait or not ima do what I want bitch.
---- 183083563
->>183082398
->After losing my virginity and fucking a few women, everything incels say is true.
-I know this exact feel, was incel neet until 24, finally got laid and had consistent relatonships back to back for a couple years and now at 29 have zero interest, I even arranged a date a couple weeks ago with a girl I get along with at work and spent the entire evening wishing she'd leave so I could watch a good movie with my dog instead of the netflix trash she liked
-Women are literally just not worth the time
---- 183083584
->>183082398
-There are rare worthwhile women but they exist. I'm married to one and she birthed my kids
---- 183083621
->>183082981
-Her entire ass is still visible beneath the hoodie she just doesn't turn around until it's off
-What's he meant to be creeping over her flat chest lmao
---- 183083720
->>183082981
-This is a married Ukranian refugee
---- 183083891
->>183083157
-edgy little chudlet is using his favorite swear word!
---- 183084030
->>183083720
-i thought she was norwegian
---- 183084046
->>183082981
-I love how the "women wear spandex but get mad at people around them" sums up the incredibly flawed and narcissistic average female thought process. 
-
-The worst part is the more gynocentric a society gets the more entitled women become about this sort of stuff. Eventually they will just pass laws that bar you from looking at them for more than 2 seconds.
---- 183084248
->>183083563
->I even arranged a date a couple weeks ago with a girl I get along with at work and spent the entire evening wishing she'd leave so I could watch a good movie with my dog instead 
-I hate this.
---- 183084330
->>183082981
-I hate women (and fags).
---- 183084571
->>183082315
-Nothing abnormal about it. Some people are auditory thinkers, some are visual, some are kinaesthetic.
---- 183084661
->>183084046
-I found out a few months back that I was apparently considered the local creep at the gym. My mate, who was a bit surprised by people characterising me that way, asked around to try and find out why - apparently I was *not* looking at them too hard.
-
-I literally just went to the gym, did gym shit with my headphones in, and left again for a few months and these vapid whores were so mindbroken by the idea someone might just not be interested in their every moment of existence, they convinced themselves I was some kind of psycho killer who was ignoring them deliberately because if I caught even the slightest glimpse of their magnificent forms I'd lose control and go round licking the equipment after they'd used it or some shit.
-
-I genuinely can't fathom how someone can be that narcissistic.
---- 183084718
->>183082275 (OP)
->>183082471
-You guys realize you can keep women I check with regular beatings right?
---- 183084752
->>183083157
-relax chudberg
---- 183084862
->>183084752
-*upvoted*
---- 183084912
->>183082398
-Porn addiction damages your brain almost as badly as chronic cocaine use, it lowers testosterone making you less likely to pursue real women, your no different from a crack or gambling addict
---- 183084937
->>183084571
->kinaesthetic thinkers
-Why do retards use words they don't understand
---- 183084952
->>183084862
-Why do the god dang liberals use upvote to much
---- 183085009
->>183084571
-I'm a kino aesthetic thinker, I like kino and aesthetics
---- 183085044
->>183082981
-I would ask the creep to stay and offer to spot him and go over his routine.
---- 183085045
->>183084912
-t. retard who watched a 5 minute youtube video and thinks he's an expert on the subject
---- 183085114
->>183083563
-Absolutely based
---- 183085431
->>183082398
---- 183085665
->>183082398
-no
-jacking it is nowhere near close to having the girl ride you while you suck her titty and grab her nice fat ass
-this is some incel cope
---- 183085722
->>183084912
->less likely to pursue real women
-good
---- 183085749
->>183082471
->>183082275 (OP)
->/tv/ fails to realise this is a meme about putting normal things that "give you the ick" and get triggered 
-You guys really are retards that can't get a simple shitpost aren't you
---- 183085911
->>183084912
-Yeah but what's to be gained from pursuing real women, in the context of an every day experience?
---- 183086146
-Solve this in your mind, /tv/. No paper or pen.
---- 183087099
->>183086146
-No.

tv/183082289.txt

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---- 183082289
-Should've ended with Vincent killing Max, then going after his last target, Jada, and ending with an unrated BLEACHEDRAW sex scene, revealing she was in on it the whole time.
---- 183082339
-kinda defeats the point of the movie
---- 183082897
->>183082289 (OP)
-I like the coyote scene
---- 183083148
->>183082897
-Same. The fur matches the color of Vincent's hair.
---- 183083600
->>183082289 (OP)
->cold killer with autism
-Why was I so empathetic to him? Why was I so sad when he was dead at the end?
---- 183083669
->>183083600
-Cruise charisma
---- 183083684
->>183083600
-feels
---- 183084035
->>183082897
->>183083148
-The stuff kinos are made of
---- 183084176
->>183082289 (OP)
-That would’ve been kino
---- 183084558
-is heat as good as this?
---- 183084600
->that transporta cameo in the beginning
---- 183084637
->>183082289 (OP)
-he seemed more upper class and sophisticated than the type to bang a middle-aged negress. Maybe instead have him go home to a few lolis and fade out as they go to the bedroom together leaving it up to the audiences imagination.
---- 183084649
-Ending completely ruined this movie for me. Some Taxi Driver negro manages to kill trained professional killer in a very stupid way.
---- 183085133
->>183084649
-It was pure luck. They were both just shooting each other in the dark. Should Vincent have managed to be the one to strike Max purely out of professional experience in that situation? Yes, but the movie had to end.
---- 183085291
->>183084649
-Vincent’s rigid training worked against him which is why he didn’t manage to shoot through the door. Max was firing at random and scored a hit by luck. Just because the theme flew over your head doesn’t make it dumb.
---- 183086049
->>183084649
-Vincent had also already been shot in the head earlier and the car crash did more visible damage to him than Max. Vincent's power level had gone down.
---- 183086144
-This movie is so fucking good. Best acting by The Cruise in his career
---- 183087084
->>183082289 (OP)
-That wouldn’t make sense desu

tv/183082367.txt

@@ -1,142 +0,0 @@
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---- 183082367
-A reminder that Kill Bill is the only good Cuckantino flick.
---- 183082391
-I just rewatched it last night and wow it is so much better than any modern action garbage
---- 183082394
->>183082367 (OP)
-Why does this board constantly lie to itself and pretend like Pulp Fiction isn't peak comfykino
---- 183082468
-Not enough interracial relationships.
---- 183082497
-Nigger unchained is very good
-
-Pulp fiction is pretentious at best
---- 183082555
->>183082394
->>>/r/plebslovemobies
---- 183082787
->>183082468
-Not a single nig. White kino? Japs are honoraru whites btw.
---- 183082807
->>183082391
-Also rewatched it a few days ago. Kind of crazy how much better it is than any other 2000s action movie.
---- 183082845
-Vol 1 is kino
-Vol 2 is reddit wackiness
---- 183082901
->>183082845
->he thinks there are volumes and it's not just a single 4 hour long kino
-I'm surrounded by plebes.
---- 183082931
->>183082367 (OP)
-Undeniably his worst and that's saying alot because Pulp Fiction exists.
---- 183082969
->>183082931
->>>/mouthbreathing/
---- 183082974
->>183082367 (OP)
-One of my least favorites of him
---- 183083403
->>183082974
-let me guess, you like Cuck Cucktion
---- 183083447
-Reminder that everything in the first movie not about O-Ren is essentially worthless fluff.
---- 183083536
->>183083403
-Reservoir dogs is my favorite.
---- 183083869
-We can all agree that Cuckful Eight is the worst?
---- 183083905
->>183083869
-that has solid performances at least
-death proof has nothing besides kurt russell and a car chase that's meant to be amazing because of how bland it is from being entirely practical
---- 183083948
->>183083403
->cuck cucktion 
-What is that supposed to be?
---- 183083954
->>183082367 (OP)
-no
---- 183084155
->>183082367 (OP)
-yes
---- 183084221
-if you don't like Kill Bill Vol 1. I just assume you don't like fun
---- 183084505
->>183084221
-Truth.
---- 183084698
->>183082367 (OP)
-Why was boss Tanaka intent to spoil the mood?
---- 183084705
->>183084698
-he was too based
---- 183084750
->>183083948
-Poop Fucktion
---- 183084861
-For me it is Boss Honda
---- 183084874
-Reservoir Dogs also was good
---- 183084903
->>183082787
-Why was Michael Jai White's scene cut off
---- 183084904
-Boss Ozawah looking /fa/
---- 183084954
->>183084698
-The only non simp in the room.
---- 183084976
-Boss Benta Looking likes like he is going to cuck you with your anime gf
---- 183085065
-Boss Origami looks like he is just waiting for the next course of fattened duck
---- 183085221
->>183085065
->>183084976
->>183084904
->>183084861
->>183084698
-Bow before Boss Matsumoto
---- 183085666
->Kill Bill - The Whole Bloody Affair Reconstruction (Fan-Edit) (1080p) [16.9 GB]
-Kino.
---- 183085971
-What was his problem?
---- 183086153
->>183082367 (OP)
-no, because the second one is shit and the first one mediocre
-the only good cuckantino flick is jackie brown
---- 183086167
->>183086153
->the only good cuckantino flick is jackie brown
---- 183086221
->>183086167
--1 out of 10 for you
---- 183086288
->>183086221
->n-no
---- 183086312
->>183086288
-it's okay, we can still be buddies
-we just like different things
-but that's cool
---- 183086328
->>183083905
->that has solid performances at least
-yeah solid nigger dick sucking performances
---- 183086360
->>183083447
-the o-ren parts are also worthless fluff. The first movie is just a big unnecessary prologue
---- 183086419
->>183086360
->The first movie is just a big kino
-ftfy
---- 183086626
->>183085666
->16.9 GB
---- 183087039
->>183082367 (OP)
-not even top 5
---- 183087405
-This is favourite movie. What does it say about me?

tv/183082542.txt

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---- 183082542
-Is the sequel that bad?
---- 183083064
->>183082542 (OP)
-No, its fun in its own way.
---- 183083634
->>183082542 (OP)
-it's just very different compared to the first one from what i remember
---- 183084262
->>183082542 (OP)
->bombs are... LE BAD?
---- 183084592
->>183082542 (OP)
-It was a post-9/11 film which was extremely blatantly pro-Taliban and anti-America which is based.
---- 183084628
-The IRL version is better
---- 183084690
->>183084628
-That's more Suicide Club with the train scene in the opening.
---- 183085255
->>183084690
-The train scene? Not the nearly identical scene halfway through of the schoolgirl convincing her friends to join hands and jump off the roof with her?
---- 183085447
->>183084690
-Is the prequel film any good? Didn't know one existed until now that you reminded me of that suicide circle movie
---- 183085585
->>183082542 (OP)
-yes, it went woke and pushed their political agenda so much it overtook the movie.
-
-the first one was extremely subtle with it's messaging and just focused on the story. the sequel had no story and just focused on the messaging.
---- 183085626
->>183084628
-are these the chicks that killed themselves because someone raped them?
---- 183085721
->>183082542 (OP)
->Is the sequel that bad?
-It was more of the same, IIRC.
-
-First one had SOUL, second one was like 'hey that worked', let's get more kids and do it all over again the same way.'
---- 183086308
->>183085255
-First thing that came to mind is the OP, which is understandable as it's the most famous and well known scene. Also been many years since I watched the movie.
-
->>183085447
-It's half prequel and different. Worth a watch though.
---- 183086629
-yes, it's starts off decent with new students getting boarded to attack the new resistance group but then it goes off the rails and drags on for way too long (it's 2:30 hours compared to the 2 hours of the previous film but it feels way too long compared to the first films faster pace)

tv/183082697.txt

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---- 183082697
-EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE I WANTED TO HAPPEN HAPPENED
-
->WHY BOWSER NO RAWRR RAWRR?
-HE RAWRR RAWRR
->WHY LUIGI NO HIDE AND SCARE?
-HE HIDE AND SCARE
->WHY MAWIO NO TELEPOR'?
-HE TELEPOR'
-
-AND WHEN MARIO LET'S A GO HAR HAR l LAUGH LAUGH CLAP CLAP SO GOOD MOVIE
---- 183082850
->>183082697 (OP)
-I haven't seen this movie yet but it seems pretty good
---- 183082988
->Mario movie comes out
->Suddenly everyone is dressing like Toad
-
-This sort of cultural penetration is unheard of.
---- 183083051
->>183082988
-why is this allowed
---- 183083058
->>183082697 (OP)
-I got drunk as fuck at the theater and spilled my sardines all over myself and the seat and I think the guy next to me noticed but he didn't say anything
-I really liked when Bowser sings and the old monkey king guy was funny too
---- 183083065
->>183082988
-I'll show you something that looks like Toad
-*unzips dick*
---- 183083094
->>183083058
-THIS NIGGA EATIN' SARDINES
---- 183083105
->>183083051
-Mushroom caps have a long history in America, with historians speculating about a possible link to the Phrygian cap--a symbol of freedom derived from the Greeks.
---- 183083172
-It did So long Gay Bowser
---- 183083215
->>183083172
-Its Bye Bi now
---- 183083222
->>183083105
-what about mushroom asses?
---- 183083249
->>183082988
-> princess bitch
---- 183083338
->>183083222
-That goes way back too.
-
->μηδὲ γυνή σε νόον πυγοστόλος ἐξαπατάτω
->Do not let a woman who flaunts her buttocks deceive your mind
->Hes. Op. 373
---- 183083441
->>183082697 (OP)
-I had sex in a theater while this was playing
---- 183083495
->>183083441
-Did your dad enjoy the blowjob?
---- 183083643
->>183082988
-what a whore, imagine being the cuck who is ok with your girlfriend going out like this
---- 183083744
->>183082697 (OP)
-2 Brothers
-2 Billies
---- 183083890
->>183083441
-nonce detected
---- 183084294
->>183083744
-brotherman bill?
---- 183084743
->>183082697 (OP)
-just watched a CAM of it because i suspected it was woke and it was woke
-
-i don't know who that character was but it wasn't Peach
-
-at least they didn't race swap anything
---- 183084816
->>183083205
->Hollywood. Hollywood never changes.
---- 183085077
-Foreman Spike exists in this world so some version of Wrecking Crew happened yet Donkey Kong is not from Earth so presumably there is a New Donk City where the arcade game takes place but Mario has not fought Donkey Kong before in this continuity and Yoshi was not involved in the stork incident so one has to wonder why are there shy guys and sniffits when Wart is not present in this continuity.
---- 183085883
->>183084743
->I watched movey cuz it woek
-What level of brain rot is this creature operating on?
---- 183086045
->>183085883
-is it that incomprehensible for you that someone would want to preview something without knowingly supporting something you know makes the world worse?
---- 183086082
->>183086045
-*without unknowingly
---- 183086290
->>183082697 (OP)
-Actually cringed reading this, rarely genuinely happens. 
-Congratulations.
---- 183086539
->>183082988
-In Europe she would be raped in the street
---- 183086809
-@183084743
-How the fuck was it woke? Like what is your metric here? Peach was doting on Mario the entire movie.
---- 183087330
->>183086290
-Congrats on being new.

tv/183082725.txt

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---- 183082725
-will watch again
-and everyone should
---- 183082765
-Agreed. Jaws also, 10/10. Idk if it’s a coincidence or not it’s also about boats.
---- 183082831
->>183082765
-good taste
-aye
---- 183083183
->>183082831
-See this yet?
---- 183083194
->>183082725 (OP)
-boring overrated trash
---- 183083203
->>183083183
-mcdonaghs worst.
---- 183083262
->>183083194
-t. seething french 'man'
---- 183083310
->t. seething french 'man'
---- 183083379
->>183083310
-lmao
---- 183083487
->>183083310
->so seething that he has to resort to something very offtopic 
-sorry you didn't get any boatkino, perhaps you should have tried not having such a shit navy.
---- 183083679
->>183083487
-We literally invented cinema. Sit down. Be humble.
---- 183083861
->>183083679
-lmao you just admitted to seething, I was just guessing you were french. but now you've confirmed and it and made it incredibly obvious that you dislike it because it's about a british ship fighting a french once. fucking pathetic
->We literally invented cinema
-and then proceeded to make nothing but unimaginative soft porn for your entire history, the jews were better at it then you ever were or could have dreamed to be.
---- 183084216
->>183083861
-Je ne ferai pas l'effort de te répondre en anglais car, de un, je ne maîtrise pas suffisamment bien ta langue de porc pour pouvoir dire ce que j'ai à dire et de deux, même si c'était le cas, je refuse de l'utiliser. Ton cinéma est totalement dégénéré. Non seulement mon pays a inventé le cinéma mais il l'a aussi perfectionné. Tout tes films Hollywoodiens remplis de nègres se sont inspirés d'un classique du cinéma français, d'une façon ou d'une autre, si ce n'est une pâle copie de l'un d'entre eux. Je t'emmerde, toi et ta race de porc. Bien cordialement.
---- 183084217
->>183083679
-Mh no you didn't.
---- 183084281
->>183084216
->in french
-no one cares
-but thanks for admitting the reasons you didn't like the film, i.e. seethe. 
-it's a shame really, if you could look past your national pride and inferiority complex you'd realise there isn't a single nègres in the movie.
---- 183084393
->>183082725 (OP)
-spectacular sound design/editing
---- 183084471
->>183084281
->if you could look past your national pride and inferiority complex you'd realise there isn't a single nègres in the movie
-I spotted at least three of them in a random frame. Why do you guys worship black people?
---- 183084532
->>183084471
->OH MY THERE'S A HISTORICALLY ACCURATE BLACK PERSON WITH NO SPEAKING LINES IN LESS THAN A SECONDS WORTH OF FRAMES IN A MOVIE, LE MERDE
-why are you like this. you've already admitted you didn't like it because it potrays a british ship btfo'ing a french ship (also historically accurate), why are you trying to make up other reasons?
---- 183084604
->>183084532
->you've already admitted you didn't like it because it potrays a british ship btfo'ing a french ship
-I didn't say that. I said it was boring and overrated. It's also pretentious and Russell Crowe is a shitty actor.
---- 183084673
->>183084604
->I didn't say that.
-I mean obviously you'd never admit it, but it's as clear as day the reason you didn't like the film.
-> I said it was boring and overrated. It's also pretentious
-These are a lot of words when only two will do: pride and envy.
---- 183084807
->>183084673
-How am I envious? I could list you hundreds of french classics that would put your black worshipping goyslop to shame. Be humble.
---- 183084906
->>183084807
-You are envious that you have no boatkino. You are prideful because you can't look past your patriotic tendencies to enjoy an objectively good historical movie about your historical main rivals.
-
-It's quite sad, I will happily go watch Napoleonkino, he was a great man. Why don't you just grow up?
->black worshipping goyslop
-none of these words describe master and commander, stop trying to distract.
---- 183085294
->>183082725 (OP)
-I skimmed through this to see if there were any cool ship battles but there weren’t. It was just a bunch of guys talking on a ship. Def not gonna watch it ever
---- 183086200
->>183083487
->perhaps you should have tried not having such a shit navy
-kek
---- 183086314
-a LOT of autism happening in this thread
---- 183086407
->>183082725 (OP)
-Already watched it dozens of times so I started watching Hornblower instead. Highly recommend it to anyone who likes M&C, its like Sharpe but on the water. All up on youtube for free also
---- 183086431
->>183086407
-based Hornblower/Sharpe/M&C enjoyer
---- 183086476
->Master and Commander
->the Terror
-What else is there?
---- 183086605
->>183086431
-I play them in the background while painting my Napoleonic figures. Its peak weekend comfymode
---- 183086619
->>183086476
->>183086431
-Damn the Defiant
-Waterloo
-Barry Lyndon if you really hate yourself
-There are like 15 Sharpe Movies
---- 183087076
->>183082725 (OP)
-Watched it a month ago for the first time and loved it. Was so refreshing to see a movie that had a rather simple plot with everything else executed to perfection. Not every movie needs to be Memento, yet “critics” act like movies are only good if it’s le intelligent and “thought provoking” like that Asian movie that just won the Oscar
---- 183087369
->>183086619
-I'm curious as to why you don't like Barry Lyndon. It's easily his best movie imo.

tv/183083098.txt

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---- 183083098
-These are the 5 all-time great voices in cinema.
-
-Americans don't need to bother contributing here. You guys don't know anything about good voices.
---- 183083348
->>183083098 (OP)
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6iJRNHUOT4 [Embed]
---- 183083545
->>183083098 (OP)
-the only american i would nominate is sam elliott
---- 183083903
-le british old white men award
---- 183083943
->>183083903
-White British actors are basically the best in the business, don't know what you were expecting
---- 183084227
->>183083903
-Retard
---- 183084250
-orson welles
---- 183084352
->>183083545
-he's a kiwi lol
---- 183084360
->>183083545
-Kelsey Grammer
---- 183084384
->>183084250
-based
-plus john ford and john huston
---- 183084391
->>183083098 (OP)
-James Earl Jones
---- 183084406
->>183084250
-Frozen... Peas?
---- 183084433
->>183083098 (OP)
-nigga you a little zesty for only listing dudes for voices you like lmao cringe
---- 183084450
->>183083098 (OP)
-George's Sander
-Jeremy's Iron
-Anal Rickman
-Jam Masones
-Genuine Class
---- 183084470
->>183084360
->Kelsey Grammer
-nope
->>183084384
->plus john ford and john huston
-nope
->>183084391
-yep
-
->>183084352
-no he isn't, perhaps you're thinking of sam neil. sam neil is basically english anyway.
---- 183084477
->>183083545
-James Earl Jones, Lance Henriksen, Keith David, James Spader and Morgan Freeman should be on the shortlist.
---- 183084493
->>183083098 (OP)
-No Peter O'Toole? No Richard Harris? No Laurence Olivier? What an appalling list.
-t. American
---- 183084501
->>183083098 (OP)
-3 of these guy just sound like any random fag
---- 183084536
->>183083098 (OP)
->Irons and Rickman
-Kek you silly bastard.
---- 183084602
->>183084477
-the only two that belong on that list are james earl jones and morgan freeman. why is it that only black americans have cool voices?
---- 183084654
->>183084602
-What about Orson Welles? Jones only got to voice Darth Vader because Welles was deemed too recognizable.
---- 183084755
->>183084654
->white male
---- 183084762
-sigh... yep the americans are here again
-
-you yanks will never get it. just give up, honestly.
---- 183084803
->183084762
---- 183084832
->>183084654
-i missed that, i would probably put him on the list. i'm trying to think of any others that might come to mind.
-i
---- 183084910
->>183083098 (OP)
-Yeah Jeremy Irons the voice of Scar and....uhhh.................
---- 183085021
-Peter Weller is kino
---- 183085803
->>183083348
-goddamn these electric sex pants
---- 183085842
->>183083098 (OP)
-replace James Mason with Charlton Heston and I'll agree
-then replace Jeremy Irons with James Mason
-then re-replace James Mason with Max von Sydow
---- 183085887
->>183085842
->replace James Mason with Charlton Heston and I'll agree
-nah, piss off american idiot
---- 183086071
->>183084602
-add keith david to the list of blacks with cool voices
---- 183086175
->>183085887
---- 183086208
-Not one mention
-You motherfuckers sadden and disgust me.
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UTBlatoJXA [Embed]
---- 183086243
->31 replies
->no Wincott
---- 183086700
-No Tony Jay?

tv/183083590.txt

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---- 183083590
-Why is he considered good?
---- 183083844
->>183083590 (OP)
-He just makes gory violent films for retards. But then critics saw them and thought they were 2deep4u so now we all have to pretend that kill bill was some meta commentary on society and not just a dumb slasher film
---- 183083889
->>183083590 (OP)
-bcuz he makes fun films with unique premises
---- 183084188
->>183083590 (OP)
-He’s amazing. Tarantino has one of the most immediately identifiable styles ever which appeals to a wide range of audiences.True auteur, and I don’t think he’d like being called it.
---- 183084364
->>183083844
-Nobody thinks QTs movies are deep. They're well constructed fun genre movies. Kill Bill isn't a slasher movie, retard.
---- 183084692
->>183083590 (OP)
-Because the media says so, what kind of question is even that?
---- 183084741
->>183083590 (OP)
-wtf even is french noir
---- 183084744
->>183083590 (OP)
-He's a child toe sucking pedo.
---- 183084793
->>183083590 (OP)
-He is a total hack, but he does it well.
---- 183084839
->>183083590 (OP)
-faggots here shit on Tarantino then go watch 6 hours of movie David Lynch just shat out of his ass
---- 183084849
->>183083590 (OP)
-Because when I watch his movies I have fun
---- 183084859
->>183083590 (OP)
-He’s good because he is a hack
---- 183084873
-He doesn't steal you're just not smart enough to get all the references.
---- 183084888
->>183084744
-So, an average, tame /tv/ poster
---- 183085040
->>183083590 (OP)
->2015
->senior year of high school, going to college in the summer
->oh cool a new cowboy movie came out
->let's watch it all as a family before you and your sister go to college
->random BBC scene where samuel l jackson says he made this white guy suck his dick
->mom and sister keep smirking, looking at me and dad
-still think about it to this day and it pisses me off so much. i just wanted to watch a cowboy movie with my family bros
---- 183085075
->>183084839
-i love both
---- 183085119
->>183085040
-that was one of the best parts
-i worked at a theater at that time and can still hear "DINGUS" echoing down the hallway
---- 183086051
->>183085040
->and it pisses me off so 
-me when the fucking magnum commercial comes on
---- 183086127
->>183085040
->LMAO MARSELLUS WALLACE GOT RAPED, BUCK STATUS: BROKEN LMFAO
->w-wait a big black dingus, this is genociding me!!! HEELP ME CRACKKKAMAN!!
---- 183086465
->>183086127
-Stop thinking of dude’s hairy assholes, zoomer.
---- 183087398
->>183086465
-hairy dude asshole website newfag

tv/183083741.txt

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---- 183083741
-When did it happen for you?
---- 183083780
->>183083741 (OP)
-Childhood
-But I got over it by simply not caring about any bullshit anymore
---- 183083815
->>183083741 (OP)
-That episode was satire and quite frankly you're too stupid to realize that it makes fun of Stan
---- 183083852
-Just get drunk like Stan, it literally fixes everything
---- 183083996
->>183083741 (OP)
-sounds stupid , but hobbies. Archery is fun , I would get a handgun and go target shooting but I would be too afraid of using it to kill myself.
---- 183084146
->>183083996
->Not killing yourself with a bow 
-Coward
---- 183084299
->>183084146
-how?
---- 183084684
->>183083741 (OP)
-It was always like this
---- 183085706
->>183083741 (OP)
-It's been buzzing in and out recently with my depression and probably too much weed use. 
-I need to go back to therapy dawgs
---- 183085708
->>183083741 (OP)
-The very early days of YouTubers. RayWilliamJohnson and the like.
---- 183086122
->>183083852
-The high will wear off after a few years
---- 183087010
->>183083741 (OP)
-The last Jedi

tv/183083893.txt

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---- 183083893
-what went wrong?
---- 183084023
-It didn't know what it wanted to be, an edgy dramedy about a certain time period or a stretched Scorsese movie. It ended being really boring despite the premises, the cast and the set.
---- 183084701
-I liked it just fine, it was a high quality production but the bar was set too high I guess. It didn't meet expectations.
---- 183085590
-I remember the first (and I guess only) season had a hundred different subplots going by the end, it became a mess because they felt the need to throw in too many "remember this band?" parts.
-It was cool though, in a better would I feel like it could have been the next Sopranos.
---- 183085637
->>183083893 (OP)
-story was trash. they had huge opportunities with the time period and blew it
---- 183085960
-I liked it.
---- 183086295
->>183083893 (OP)
-Cool intro.
-https://youtu.be/Ly_QbbQg0Kk [Embed]
-
-...and the basis of r&r :
-https://youtu.be/iAzey1a0qmg [Embed]
---- 183086888
->>183083893 (OP)
-I'd rather this Vinyl
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkCMSrvOTAo [Embed]

tv/183083929.txt

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---- 183083929
-memoryholed
---- 183083966
->>183083929 (OP)
-Lazy piece of shit
-He puts a microphone in front of interesting people, adding literally nothing to the conversation and then he tried to spin the beat loot murder riots as some moral thing
-Fuck him
---- 183084053
->>183083929 (OP)
-good , I dislike him on an instinctual level
---- 183084301
-I dont know this guy but his acne repels me.
---- 183084344
->>183083929 (OP)
-who?
---- 183084345
->>183083929 (OP)
->career ends because you had awkward sex with a fat girl
---- 183084420
->out of news cycle
->memoryholed
-Let me guess, there was a Jewish distraction?
---- 183084426
->>183083929 (OP)
-he is so absurdly ugly. holy fuck. what is wrong with his face
---- 183084454
->>183084345
-all you need to do is come out immediately with a supremely strong statement denying the allegations. lie your ass off if you have to, make it believable, just deny, deny, deny, be loud and proud
-have these lefties learned nothing from Trump?!
---- 183084521
->>183083966
-That video really pissed me off
---- 183084584
->>183083929 (OP)
-How the fuck did he fuck up his career so badly over something so god damn stupid? He’s a fucking wealthy guy with a relatively popular YouTube channel. All he had to do was go on tinder(or raya since he’s reached that status) and show off his wealth or some shit.
->b-but it won’t find him love
-He wasn’t exactly trying to find love either when he did that whole sexual harassment stint was he? He only wanted a quick fuck. Why he couldn’t just use tinder like any other normie is beyond me. Especially since he has a huge advantage over other normies.
---- 183084598
->>183084454
-yeah the best way to deal with harassing mobs is to deny and never apologize 
-once you say you're sorry - it's over. they will eat you alive
---- 183084613
->>183084584
->He’s a fucking wealthy guy with a relatively popular YouTube channel. All he had to do was go on tinder(or raya since he’s reached that status) and show off his wealth or some shit.
-The allegations predate his career.
---- 183084631
->>183084053
-
-Good. This guy was well liked by some of my more left-leaning friends for his bad faith “gotcha” segments on anybody right of center. His content wasn’t even good and he looks like the type of dickhead to have been bullied into obscurity in high school in the 90s placing him on his proper social rung well out of sight.
-
-Oh well, now he’s gone anyway. Fuck off Andrew.
---- 183084662
-Good. Political grifters are boring.
---- 183084802
-his only good video was the AVN expo. low hanging fruit, granted
---- 183085056
-The right can’t be comedians
-The comedians cant stay away kids
---- 183085191
->>183084345
->Create your career around woke faggots
->Get cancelled forever because your woke fanbase are soulless piranhas and found something to be outraged over
-
-Many such cases!
---- 183086015
->>183085056
-Sam Hyde is funnier than any leftist comedian has ever been
---- 183086264
->>183083929 (OP)
-left eat the left
---- 183086292
->>183084345
-Unattractive males are not allowed to have sex.
---- 183086625
->>183086292
-He's literally just ginger Bob Dylan

tv/183084168.txt

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---- 183084168
-How will they unfuck RoP in season 2?
---- 183084440
-They scrap it completely and let Studio Ghibli take over with complete creative control.
---- 183084455
-5 guaranteed seasons they brag
-oh they brag and brag
-chuds really btfo this time
---- 183084599
-They could they still cancel it, right? If it's too late for that they could do something like Archer did and basically do an unrelated show with the same cast. Kinda like American Horror story. If they make their own story and stay out of people's hair regarding dignified old stories written by more intelligent people, they could pull a surprise win out of a no-win situation, not unlike Captain Kirk changing the parameters of the kobayashi maru test in order to create victory out of a situation where victory is explicitly prohibited by the initial scenario parameters.
---- 183084683
->>183084168 (OP)
-They literally can't. Even if season 2 was the greatest thing ever, it still continues from season 1 which still means you have to watch season 1 which means it's fucked.
---- 183084787
->>183084168 (OP)
-nailed it desu
---- 183084822
->>183084168 (OP)
-They pace it like the films. Across 10 1-hour episodes you have almost the same running time as the original trilogy. So a little bit more than fuck-all should happen
---- 183084857
->>183084168 (OP)
-Jungle hobbits were worse than the niggers. Completely soulless.
---- 183084858
-the fellowship if he female
---- 183084871
->>183084168 (OP)
-It's impossible, they didn't establish anything, you could have watched the episodes in random orders and never noticed. Worst production.
-
-Also
->obese and flat
-That's a rare casting.
---- 183085006
-look. basically i'm just not going to watch it (rings of power). i know UGH i know i'm sorry, it's just i'm not going to watch it is all! hahahahahahahahah!!!
---- 183085036
->>183084168 (OP)
-make it a sauron x galadriel love story and cut everything else
---- 183085055
-Basically I don't actually hate women or blacks, I just want personal space physically and metaphorically. By doing LOTR to the best of their abilities they have sunk the quality of the franchise and from a personal perspective infringed on my personal space. I don't want to see them fail, but couldn't they have done a HAIR ELVES or QUEEN DORFS N SHEIT series of their own? That way no one would- as a result of the production, and starting from a vacuum void of any hatred- feel hatred. Honestly who uses black movies and femenist schlock as an object of hate? People loved "Friday" and the Barber Shop stuff, and at worst ignored it. People will watch mainstream feminist stuff because they have wives and girlfriends. No one says "OMG can you believe they complained about oppression in a black drama show??" 
-
-It just goes to show that the point is to ruin stuff with govt messaging and irritate people who arent totally compliant in terms of consuming narrative sheepherding material and politely asking for more. I assume that goes into tracking dissenting attitudes on subjects that countless millions will talk about with no hesitation, as opposed to tracking dissenting attitudes of less common variety i.e. subjects that take at least one ounce of bravery to address
---- 183085369
->>183084168 (OP)
-By seeing their ugly mutt heads dangling from Mount Doom
---- 183085414
-Here we go
---- 183085436
->>183084683
-Their only hope is to sideline all the characters and make the show about Glorfindel.
---- 183085794
->>183084168 (OP)
-S2 is going to be KINO
-They are still filming the 2 episode Battle of Eregion atm. They just did 4 weeks of night shoots and it's still not close to being finished yet.
---- 183085821
->>183085794
-Gonna be brutal
---- 183085860
->>183085821
-Trebuchets, bitch
---- 183085912
->>183085860
-grond prototype or something
---- 183085965
->>183085912
-Sauron symbol on the flags
---- 183086004
->>183084168 (OP)
-More focus on Gandalf. Not being stuck in Numenor should help and have Galadriel gonna adventure akin to the LotR movies instead being stationery.
---- 183086025
->>183085036
->make it a sauron x galadriel love story
-This
---- 183086272
-you WILL watch s2
---- 183086381
->>183085794
->>183085821
->>183085860
->>183085912
->>183085965
-Good effort, Shill, but I'm still not going to watch it.
---- 183086566
->>183085794
->>183085821
->>183085860
->>183085912
->>183085965
-Worth exactly nothing, shill.
-I don't give a fuck about shield surfing, trunk surfing or horse tricks. Not even a good battle scene could redeem the insufferable work of the current writing team.
---- 183086616
->>183086381
->>183086566
->still not going to watch it.
-You will, everybody will.
---- 183086728
->first public appearance in 4months and she looked more kino than ever
-How does she do it?
---- 183086783
->>183084168 (OP)
-They won't.
---- 183086838
->>183085794
->>183085821
->>183085860
->>183085912
->>183085965
-It's going to be shit. What a waste of construction machinery.
---- 183086874
->>183084168 (OP)
-Why would they need to? Millions will still watch it anyway. You think they actually care about source material? Why would they? It's all about money and viewership, and that it has already succeeded in and will continue to succeed in
---- 183087021
->>183086728
-Look at that cute face, doesn't it just makes you want to feed her some cheese?
---- 183087406
->>183086874
-Didn't they get like 37% completion rate for season 1? 
-Let's pretend they get 100% of those completionists back for season 2, but they fuck it up and get terrible completion rates yet again...
-This show is dead without 3 seasons.

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---- 183084183
-Color will return to movies.
-
-I just know they will.
---- 183084226
->>183084183 (OP)
-At some point in the late '00s, this muted color tone trend became the norm.
---- 183084256
-Has there ever been a medieval movie that’s gone all-in on being colorful?
---- 183084272
->>183084183 (OP)
-making a movie with the colors from the left would make it look like a renaissance faire fanmade film
---- 183084288
->>183084183 (OP)
->historically accurate knights
---- 183084305
->>183084183 (OP)
-Obviously, sometimes things are visually different in films than in reality. On the other hand I bet the people in the middle ages also liked their media to be colourful and stimulating, so they would have had reason to draw it that way.
---- 183084313
->>183084256
-early hollywood yeah.
---- 183084324
->>183084183 (OP)
-I refuse to watch any medieval kino where the actors aren't wearing eight inch long cod pieces.
---- 183084472
->>183084272
-
-It's not just about colors.
---- 183084482
->>183084226
-What's the reason for this?
---- 183084526
->>183084482
-Because they want the past to seem like a hellscape. They do the same thing with 1950’s America by trying to make it look like the idealistic society was bad, actually.
---- 183084544
->>183084183 (OP)
-modern hollywood has lots of coloreds in medieval film though
---- 183084576
->>183084256
-A Knight's Tale is pretty vibrant
---- 183084590
->>183084256
-Most movies from the 60s and 70s yeah, like the old Robin Hood ones.
---- 183084591
->>183084305
-Yeah there are a lot of problems with modern historical entertainment but if we have so many accuracy errors with all of our modern academic understanding of history, archeology etc., why assume that medieval art is any more accurate?
---- 183084607
->>183084256
-Yes, and everyone hated it. They stick with the grey filter for a reason.
---- 183084618
->>183084288
->Everything has to be grim dark professor of history Shlomo Rosenblatt says Europeans lived in muddy depressing shitholes
---- 183084621
->>183084472
-Is that ai?
---- 183084623
->>183084607
->orange and teal
-Whoa so many colors.
---- 183084625
->>183084272
-So be it, it's about realism and historical accuracy.
---- 183084635
->>183084305
-Whoa there cowboy
-You’re not allowed to think here
---- 183084642
->>183084607
-looks fucking cheap and goofy
---- 183084655
->>183084607
-This is not a colouful palette this dark and gloomy as fuck
---- 183084678
->>183084655
-a lot of the shots were vibrant >>183084642
-and it just looks wrong, like a cheap Renaissance fair
---- 183084685
->>183084607
->Green Knight
->There's a greenish blue-ish filter throughout the movie
-BRAVO
---- 183084695
->>183084607
->sirs please redeem our movie
---- 183084709
->>183084591
-Cause medieval art portrayed the present for those people, they had no reference other than what they saw irl. Modern historical art attempts to portray eras sometimes from thousands of years ago, reconstructed through history and archaeology. Way more effort required and room for error.
---- 183084723
->>183084256
-Lots
---- 183084799
->>183084256
-A Knight's Tale has plenty of color without looking like a cartoon. These jews simply don't want medieval movies to be colorful because they want you to believe those were dark and miserable times, but only in Europe.
---- 183084830
->>183084621
-
-Just your average medieval festival in Poland. There are also Warhammer fantasy larpers who dedicate time on their outfits.
---- 183084835
->>183084709
->they were portraying their present you see
->so there could not possibly have been any embellishment at all
-We’re being a big brain board today I see
---- 183084947
->>183084607
->dude, the color wheel!
-The shots are still extremely monochromatic, very boring movie to look at
---- 183085115
-Ancient Rome has the exact opposite problem when they depict it on film, but nobody ever complains about that. We know for a fact by sampling the residue on the sides of buildings and statues and chemically analyzing it ancient Rome was an extremely colorful place with brightly colored painted objects everywhere, but people aren't used to seeing it that way because since being left to decay for so many centuries we've just gotten so used to seeing everything as being made of stark white marble, and people generally find it unpleasant and jarring to see it depicted as it actually would have looked in bright eye catching color
---- 183085154
->>183085115
-Ancient societies literally performed acts of genocide over shit like spices and dyes so it’s not surprising
---- 183085217
->>183085115
-The Rome show did a fine job of a colorful depiction.
---- 183085246
->>183085115
-Damn, now i want to see a historically accurate portrayal of Rome. Could only imagine how vibrant and colorful their cities actually were.
---- 183085290
->>183084183 (OP)
-Where would they have gotten such colorful dyes from tho?
---- 183085380
->>183084256
-The Mill and the Cross is one of the best looking movies I've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIJZgJuqoUI [Embed]
---- 183085425
->>183085290
-Good point. There's way too much blue in that picture to be a realistic portrayal of medieval knights.
---- 183085526
->>183085290
-nature
---- 183085539
->>183085290
-
-Truly an unsolvable mystery. If only they had written down how they harvested and made their dyes.
---- 183085635
->>183085539
-Where is the bright blue from?
---- 183085805
->>183085635
-
-Woad flowers.
---- 183085813
->>183084183 (OP)
-Filmmakers have to make the medieval times look boring and somber so that the soiboys of today will prefer living in today's world as opposed to a more natural and healthy one. Another form of propaganda.
---- 183085831
->Further, a lot of what people think of as Medieval fashion is actually more like Renaissance era. This is partially because the real advent of painting and art was in the Renaissance & the clothing depicted showing "Medieval times" was often based on the fabrics and colors available during the time of the Renaissance. 1400-1500 was a real jump forward in fashion.
-
-Dammit /tv/, don't send me down another rabbit hole of useless information.
---- 183085889
->>183085805
-Okay that looks pretty blue. I thought it would turn out way more muted.
---- 183085938
->>183084526
->>183084618
-How long would an incel last in a medieval society? What skills do you have?
---- 183085997
-yeah cause some gay artist/scribe definitely showed things the way they really were
-they also filled medieval manuscripts with freakish little creatures with human faces and babies were portrayed as tiny adults with no regard to proportion
-so i think i'll take the whole "medieval europe was a fruity colourfest" thing with a pinch of salt
---- 183086002
->>183085938
-I'd say they'd thrive
---- 183086073
->>183085889
-
-There was a trick with the dye from Woad to also "ferment" it with some metal to create even clearer blue, but this wasn't as widely known method.
---- 183086101
->>183085154
-heh, yeah, fucking dumbass savages didn't know that oil is the only thing worth genociding for.
---- 183086151
->>183084482
-Its a smoking gun issue. You see guns only produce smoke under certaim cirscunstances, but the audience always conmect a smoking gun to one that was shot, even if thats normal nor how guns opperate.
-Same thing happens with medieval and fantasy worlds, people need to see a poor tavern made of wood, without knowimg it was probably adornated with its walls painted and with plants inside to keep it living.
---- 183086199
->>183086002
-Greece wasn’t medieval dumbass
---- 183086203
->>183084607
-having 1 color per scene is the opposite of colorful
---- 183086254
->>183085805
->>183085889
-The blue from woad flowers were supposedly rare and expensive and was therefore a royal and aristocratic color. Dunno why it was so rare considering it's a plant, lol.
---- 183086342
->>183085246
-HBO's Rome is as close as we gonna get for the foreseeable future (probably)
-You can still visit the remainings of the set (pic rel) in Rome.
---- 183086350
->>183084183 (OP)
-medieval paintings depicting colored knights
---- 183086354
->>183086101
-It is now, so yeah? We can get spices and colorful things without violence if we want so we don’t need to kill for them, just like I don’t need to shit in an outhouse like a fucking savage. You can’t stop progress.
---- 183086388
->>183086199
-True, it was probably worse
---- 183086491
->>183085938
->How long would an incel last in a medieval society?
-Medieval villagers would likely be confused by the incel's self-identification as they would not be able to comprehend why someone would be unable to find a sexual partner. They would also be baffled by the incel's anger and resentment towards women, as in medieval times, women were not seen as sexual objects, but rather as companions and mothers.
-If the medieval villagers were to encounter an incel in the wild, they would probably try to offer him some food or ale in hopes that he would be pacified. However, if the incel were to start spouting off his misogynistic rhetoric, the villagers would likely be quite alarmed and would quickly move to remove him from their vicinity, if necessary with lethal violence.
---- 183086544
-hollylwood is obsessed with making the past, as recently as the 1950s, or as far back as the middle ages, seem like some sort of grim bleak hellscape. I don't know why but it is obviously even part of the average person's idea (here in america) of the real past. They think the 1950s was just a bunch of people who were alcoholics beating their wives and kids and lynching black people ever weekend, and that the people from europe in the middle ages were all murderous psychopaths who would wear dark, dirty clothes and go cut people up with axes and eat dirty pig scraps. Obviously movies don't have to be real but it would be nice if they could make some movies that aren't just a sadfest of dark colors and sad ominous music and tired looking guys dressed in gray brown clothes
---- 183086554
->>183086491
->women were not seen as sexual objects
---- 183086666
->>183084607
->every scene is just one color filter
-Looks like dogshit.
---- 183086713
->>183084526
-The middle ages were a hellscape. People rarely bathed because northern and mid-European river water is too damn cold, they shit in bowls and emptied them out of the windows into the streets, and they drank lots of grog and alcohol because it was the only thing safe enough to drink. Life expectancy was short, partially due to poor sanitation making people more prone to illness.
---- 183086724
->>183084526
-The 1950s movies always depict the fathers of the family as being abusive drunken pieces of shit, as if every single family was like in the 50s.
---- 183086777
->>183084799
-Hear hear.
---- 183086792
->>183086544
->old bad
->new good
---- 183086831
->>183086254
-The real expensive ones were blue and purple extracted from sea snails. You has to Holocaust ten thousand of them to get a gram of dye and is why those colours are associated with royal and holy garments.
---- 183086871
->>183086350
-that's Saint Maurice you tard
---- 183086916
->>183086713
->The middle ages were a hellscape. People rarely bathed because northern and mid-European river water is too damn cold, they shit in bowls and emptied them out of the windows into the streets, and they drank lots of grog and alcohol because it was the only thing safe enough to drink. Life expectancy was short, partially due to poor sanitation making people more prone to illness.
-This is completely incorrect bullshit.
---- 183086936
->>183084183 (OP)
-Chuds will cry either way. If you make it colorful, they scream that the clothes look new and "cheap" and that it doesn't look "lived in".
---- 183086952
->>183086354
->We can get spices and colorful things without violence if we want so we don’t need to kill for them
-Oh we still kill alright. A nice slow death due to economic factors pushing people into slavery so we can buy cheap shit at walmart while we collectively get fat and not care. It's great.
-
-Don't worry all you Changs out there, we will make sure that the suicide nets are installed and properly working. You're not getting out of work that easily.
---- 183087029
->>183086916
-No its not. Bathing was literally banned for a while in the middle ages because the church thought that it was immoral.
---- 183087091
->>183084607
->muh filters
-Fuck off rertard.
---- 183087093
->>183085115
-painted classical architecture looks incredibly kino, but i like the statues better plain white.
---- 183087123
->>183084183 (OP)
-Mindbreak is my favorite fetish.
-Medieval mindbreak is on a whole other level
---- 183087175
->>183084723
-I was worried this would be another one of those fake AI movies when I saw the lightsaber, but I'm glad it's real and will definitely check it out.
---- 183087176
->>183084723
-MORE LIKE THIS. GIVE ME MORE
---- 183087269
->>183086350
->buy painting
->commies darken it
->"SEE ACTUALLY THEY WERE ALWAYS BLACK"
---- 183087272
->>183084183 (OP)
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cysxO5Z-0L8 [Embed]
-If you've ever wanted to see a young Angela Lansberry.
---- 183087306
->>183087029
-
-Bath houses were considered immoral that time. Thanks to all the SEXOOO happening in them and then the plague marked them as areas of catching the disease.
-
-People still bathed themselves to clean the body.
---- 183087370
->>183086713

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---- 183084237
-This movie is bullshit, half the kids didn't even do anything wrong
---- 183084370
->>183084237 (OP)
-They did, not as kids, but as possible CEOs of a global candy manufacturer.
---- 183084465
->>183084370
-fpbp
---- 183084546
->>183084237 (OP)
-Of the four, which kid wasn’t done in by their own rotten behavior?
---- 183084694
->>183084546
-Mike Teavee was never "done in" at all, he was shrunk but he was fine with that and was having fun at that size.
-
-Augustus was literally told he could eat anything in that room and yet we're supposed to treat drinking from the chocolate river as a bad thing.
---- 183084696
-They wanted candy. In a candy factory. That was their sin.
---- 183085152
->>183084694
-Augustus was told no, but he didn't listen.
-He's a future rapist, and a liability as Wonka's successor.
---- 183085171
->>183085152
->Augustus was told no
-He was only told no seconds before falling in
---- 183085292
->>183085171
->Your honour, she only said no seconds before I raped her. How can I be blamed?
---- 183085458
->I put the new Forgis on the jeep!
---- 183085500
->>183085458
-This dude put in some much work for this film.
---- 183085732
->>183085152
-Fine, but Mike was still innocent
---- 183085830
->>183085732
-He was still stupid and broke the T&C.
---- 183086230
->>183085830
-How was he stupid?
---- 183086335
->>183086230
-He signed a contract, and then broke it. Good children also wait for instruction instead of just barging in and messing with other people's shit.
-Mike is a nigger.
---- 183086378
-Wonka was a soreceror
---- 183086393
->>183086335
-If you show a child a teleporting shrink ray they're gonna want to play with it
---- 183086588
->>183084694
-Mike "Fuck you old man, I know what I'm doing" Teavee? Yeah, he was an obnoxious little prick.
---- 183086617
->>183086588
-But he was right, he did in fact know what he was doing.
---- 183086648
->>183084237 (OP)
-They refused to give Willy Wonka head
---- 183086765
->>183086617
-and got exactly what he wanted then, disqualified and to be a literal manlet.
---- 183086969
->>183085152
-Business can be ruthless, having a rapist running everything might be a good idea.
---- 183087148
->>183084237 (OP)
-The German kid literally did nothing wrong. Wonka told them everything in that room was edible and it was a chocolate river. He was set up to fail.
---- 183087195
->>183086393
-So? He should still be patient.
->>183086969
-Until he gets metoo'd.
---- 183087230
-rachmaninoff

tv/183084443.txt

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---- 183084443
->time to climb this mountain all on my own with no equipment
->but first, let me get my special shoes, without which this task would be impossible
->and also better use my special sticky powder which does most of the work
->and also I'll climb it 600 times with ropes and harnesses to make sure it's easy enough first
->oh, and I better remind the camera crew for film from angles that make it look really steep
->ah perfect, all ready to climb
---- 183084469
-why do you keep posting this it wasnt funny the first 10 times
---- 183084483
->>183084443 (OP)
-You probably can’t even climb out of bed without shitting your pants
---- 183084559
-i legitimately don't understand why he does this in such a dangerous manner
-i know the thrill and wonder of conquering something is amazing but this retard will literally kill himself like this one day
---- 183084788
->>183084559
-Did you not read OPs post or watch the documentary? He literally climbs and climbs it with a harness until he's mastered it and only then does it free solo. There's no danger, if you parallel park 100 times in a row in the same spot and master it then I say I will give you $100 if you do that again you'd sure as shit take that bet wouldn't you
---- 183085145
->>183084559
-There's no danger after he has artistically memorised the route
---- 183085174
->>183084788
->there's no danger
-And yet all the other expert climbers thinks he's nuts, and the few others that are into free soloing usually die from it.
->>183084559
-You ever actually been in a situation you thought was really dangerous? It doesn't matter if it actually was, just that you believed it at the time. The adrenaline makes you hyperfocused, time kinda slows down. Every decision you do matters, and it's trilling. I can see why it would be addictive. Combine that with an impaired fear response and you get this.
---- 183085187
->>183084559
-he has no fear
-literally, his brain won't activate the fear signals in his amygdala. so he does this stupid shit to feel something
---- 183085277
->>183084483
-this got me geekin
---- 183085293
->>183084788
-Statistically he will die if he continues. Just like other free solo climbers.
---- 183085306
->>183085293
-Yes, jackass, everyone dies some day
---- 183085486
->>183085293
-Statistically you will die. Just like all the other water drinkers
---- 183085546
->>183085306
-Maybe you do
---- 183085756
->>183085145
-Of course there's little actual danger, it would be suicidal instead of just really dumb if there was. And yet, when he took another expert climber free soloing on a route that was a cakewalk, the other guy was shitting his pants all the way up.
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyya23MPoAI [Embed]
---- 183086078
->>183084443 (OP)
->sticky powder
-pppppppfffffttttttthhhhhhhHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH didn't need to out yourself as a fat fuck