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full of bakewell tart | 1 |
8th win of the season on sunday | 1 |
Jealous that my brother will watch David Archuleta & David Cook's concert on Saturday Oh well, I picked another concert to watch in June. | 0 |
ready to go eat and pay some bills Hey Nancy lol hmm i might be liking twitter..need more followers lol | 0 |
the most beutiful day this spring....and I'm in front of the laptop | 0 |
i'm worth it. | 1 |
there's a rumour that Sir Alex was on crack yesterday...that could explain a lot...what a laugh | 1 |
Starting to get things situated for his trip back. How sad. These next 5/6 months won't go fast enough. Two weeks is too little time. | 0 |
Check this video out -- very funny [Link] | 1 |
omg 2mro my aunty and cusins r gona be here last time i sVw them was nearly a year ago .....my best freinds cuming | 1 |
@vickytcobra Voted And you're 12th place! <3 | 1 |
@lcohen Latest Ctrl+Alt+Del Sims 3 comic is up [Link] Maybe that's what @bthomson should do when he comes home tomorrow! | 1 |
been on the beach again today, the sun has dissapeared and the haar has come in | 0 |
@wesaysummerrr okay clydebank bores me too soo i'll see if any brainwaves come to me in my sleep tonight :L i just wanna do something (: | 1 |
my back is in bits | 0 |
my face still hurts | 0 |
All Mac notebooks with Multi-Touch trackpads now support three- and four-finger gestures in 10.6 yay! that includes me | 1 |
[Link] follow us!! | 1 |
@ddlovato I love demi ? pLease come back to chile | 1 |
Not sleeping really wreaks havoc on the body. | 0 |
Had a fun game night with the fam! Almost broke my personal Taboo record for a single turn. Maybe next time! | 1 |
@kimmikennedy Yeah. I just can't watch movies online before I see em at the movies. Gotta get the full effect ya know | 1 |
@tommcfly tom don't comedown now...we left but the people that stay aren't truly fans...good night | 1 |
is feeling very very tired... hope this isn't a sign that I am getting sick | 0 |
@DrNinjaPhD waste of calories, almost as bad as a waste of money or time!!! | 0 |
I'm watching Men in Black II while sewing in thread ends. Ahh.. love all the crazy aliens | 1 |
@sumants .... arrangements done | 1 |
says first day OK! [Link] | 1 |
97.57% overall average. on the dean's list, and beat my own record | 1 |
@ExocetAU Having a Corona and listening to Cafe Del Mar.. | 1 |
doesn't want dumb shiit. is that too much to ask for? | 1 |
FML my father bought me ticketsto pr for 1 week n to dr for another week but my stupid job wants me to take only 1 week ughh shit suckz | 0 |
Just figured out a way to print to my home printer from anywhere else via the internet! All in the name of science, of course. | 1 |
@succimini ... Molly and her husband... accident... molly is chased by this creepy farmer... ends up... being a ghost!? | 1 |
@almtalkies yup just thought it was related to the film i'd like to make a film in a short time, the time it takes to dance a tango | 1 |
@pdurham OOO! I like that idea. If I come get ya will you make me cocktails? | 1 |
I feel naked with no earrings | 0 |
@brookiebabee it just sucks in my opinion. | 1 |
@YeoRulin hi, jio us all to watch okay | 1 |
@Missy_E Joe scares me Why does he have to be related to me? | 0 |
@Boddingtons baby id try anything for the first time wi you... | 1 |
im sitting on the couch in a tank top and mini skisrt wishing my man was here! | 0 |
@catherine_loup yah ha la soces que idem la | 1 |
@heidiheartshugs Tell them to bugger off! x | 1 |
@trobin40 calgary its not much snow, but still!! | 0 |
@DasKatzi Thanks | 1 |
Need a vacation from myself ..wish it was possible.. | 1 |
@OhMyCawk YES i luv 1 but i dont think he likes me back i wish he did though | 0 |
sad w out phone n missing dan | 0 |
@cochick5280 that will be good. I miss Colorado. where do you work? | 0 |
Now back to work as it is so nicely put | 1 |
@HaylieK It is cloudy here too It was raining like 1 hour ago. I hate rain :S | 0 |
@liljjdagreat wow so u wait tioll i go to bed to go live lol...im mad at chu | 0 |
Ugh, why was I so lazy today??? I have so much stuff to do tomorrow! | 1 |
@naughtymeg that's what I'm talkin about! I'm with ya girly | 1 |
i haaate staying up late... | 0 |
Marvelous Monday! Ya'll! May it be a day filled with endless possibilities! | 1 |
is at the hospital. Lori didn't have swine flu but she does have meningitis. | 0 |
New picture is up on flickr! Fun shot today | 1 |
I'm still not a hundred percent well, and i have to cover someones shift tonight Fingers crossed i will find a replacement. | 0 |
Early morning start! Can't wait to work with the campers starting at 10am!! | 1 |
@CelebManMeat bwhahahaha! 'stinkin' hot vampire'!!! hilarious! | 1 |
Editing pictures...even late at night | 1 |
Elton John Saturday... enjoying a cool breeze through the house, perfect day outside, while I work. Awesome day. #FB | 1 |
@redalexred yeah - our version of international is including Canada! Tho the basketball, hockey and baseball have a few foreigners | 1 |
@StewartKris DONT WORRY GIRL YOU RE A MILLION BETTER THAN THIS IDIOTS!YOU RE A GOOD GIRL...AND THEY....SUCK :B | 1 |
@jenifel there you go! so you don't need the marathon anyways jen! | 1 |
facial mask before going to bed... mmm minty freshness! | 1 |
sleeping late and enjoying the day tomorrow. | 1 |
@lizziedr Oh, I though you said when YOU get a reply from Demi. You're not the only person who loves her. | 0 |
Google Wave iam waiting for you | 1 |
I'm forever hungry! But I have no money for food | 0 |
AT&T: "7 to 14 days to get iphone 3GS" | 0 |
@fearlessradio WELCOME TO OBLIVION | 1 |
Shasta is so much fun!! Everyone is really sleepy right now from being such daredevils out on the water! Kinda sad to go back home | 0 |
midterms tomorrow i need to start studying!!! | 0 |
Ah, the cab is gonna be at chain tomorrow no fair. | 0 |
@markleo82 oh good luck again | 1 |
@Brysonen haha. Nearest gas station. All we have is candy their and old french fried YUCK. | 1 |
@Donniedoll Don't you just love/hate it when that happens?!?! | 1 |
@mike_nelson YES! That motel is the prime spot, there's always a lineup of motorcycles at Memorial Day. Too funny | 1 |
Holy crap.. Just about threw up but there isnt anything to throw up | 0 |
note to self: beware of freezer doors. big boo boo for me | 0 |
just changed my layout. gotta go do laundry and make me some lunch | 1 |
Feel like i just had 2 5000 pound weight dropped on my chest. | 0 |
@beautyandbedlam I didn't know you were on here either. I love to read your blog. Your RSS feed is near the top of my iGoogle page. | 1 |
@corcoran I work for a small, independant business; one of my greatest delights is mocking software vendors without consequence. | 1 |
Half way through breaking dawn well atleast im almost back to bellas side of the story =/ | 0 |
had a great @SeattleChamber Toast of Seattle this morning at Palisade but now i have a freakin headache from all the coffee & food | 0 |
lovely weekend with the boyfriend in sunny london. ucl ball at 02 last night was wicked | 1 |
church was great! We're having our missions conference this week!! pray everything goes well!! I love our missions conf.'s | 1 |
Hmm, If I could only fit under the couch. I see the clothesline snake *REACH REACH* I can't get it oh, Two-Legs! Halp! | 0 |
lads in aidanss gn inny toon | 1 |
@earthmom22 My latest sunset was on 5/19: [Link] | 1 |
@courtstothemax me too! And I paid for my so it's twice as unfortunate | 0 |
@eatlikeagirl Was going to but I have to go to Spain for work. I've missed multiple Dos Hermanos dinners now, all because of work. | 0 |
Back to the real world every weekend just teases me. Seven more days and couch potato-ness ensues. Freaking SAT on Saturday. | 0 |
@TeamTSwift i would but i cant im on my phone and it dont let me do that | 0 |
Up Driving my mom to work. | 0 |
@tdizzzzzzzle Thomassssssss! | 1 |