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@Jake_Martin74 Oh and I play it capo 2nd fret in a G position RS
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@Fatumoriginal there's no sitcom better! If u can't laugh at Sheldon or Leonard then u are sober for real! No two ways about it
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I mean, not that I wanted goats to faint... but I wanted to see the goats faint. #eclipse
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@PriceSjrw5614 @Ren102e906 @slb42jcb @swoozyqyah THEN you do what you can and then BLOCK them, they're trying to discourage us
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@TorontoHydro @cityplacera When will 15 Fort York have power? 2:01am and it's still #dark
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Finding your passion seems to lift depression. People who are depressed might say they have no passion. But, it can be found. #depression
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Floofel.i wonder if your mother knows how dark your humor can be.Needs to realize how much of a butt Apple is. Pastels and cats.cutie pie.
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Wow! Today, totally seeing alot of #mean #people out in this #world! Turn it around and #start cultivating #kindness! #SuccessTRAIN #warrior
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Thought For The Day\n\nRemain Unruffled\n\n2 Thes 3:13 says 'But ye, brethren, be not weary in well doing.' For many years I have
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The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep.
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Two blankets, a hoody, and still no Eternal Sunshine to mope to.
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But guess what ? I'm sober
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@AriZernial @NesquikMills don't let him discourage you Z! That's one of the best ideas yet!
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@BeeTuppy We're sorry to hear about the issues and how this is making you feel. We don't like to hear our customers being unhappy :-( We
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@ccrago It was dreadful, even after he met the Catfish he still thought it was her!
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A shout out to all fellow #12Step-pers. You got this! #recovery #clean
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Bill Clinton: 'Do not grow weary of doing good.' @ClintonGlobal #CGI2016
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No #gbbo from us tonight sadly, we've got a date with some nachos @ODEONCinemas #BridgetJonesBaby
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@balleralert @akadmiks these kind of cops are the reason people hate cops & cant trust anything
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When you're on a train as its pitch black outside and you have no idea where you are... #travel #whereami #lost #adventure
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So depressing that it's darker so much earlier now
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The weather changed from sunny and bright to gloomy just in time to match my afternoon mood. πŸ˜’
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Back in the big time after selection last night. Absolutely buzzing. Bring on the roaches #SG16 #kickittomehigh #nswgaa #blues #statevstate
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@ShannonBeador we know the truth about her, the public is figuring it out. Her words mean nothing. #unhappy #mean #troubled #vile #bully
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discouraged
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Listening to these refugee children, barely a decade old, describe the horrific acts they were forced to commit is terrifying. #DatelineSBS
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Unfortunately listening to @TodayFM's @cooper_m (as good as his show is) actually makes me want to emigrate #worstgovernmentever
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Even a pencil✏ never #stayed with me until it's #end ⚫ 😞
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@Ashleyavitia_ don't leave me
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Hate seein stories on animal cruelty, why would any1 wanna hurt poor defenceless animals 😩😭 #StopAnimalCruelty #heartbreaking #worldsgoneMad
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Angry shouting match between a #pessimist & an #optimist:\n'You're a half empty-headed @%$!' \n'You're half full of @%$!'
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@vspearson85 @tjathurman I can do it too, though it also happens involuntarily when I'm really tired or really bored, which is irritating :S
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Do you ever fall asleep before you set your alarm, but then the Lord wakes you up on time anyways πŸ™ŒπŸ» #WontHeDoIt
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@who_cares_nvm The destroying of my memory is my goal so ECT might work. Or a zapper thingy like in Men in Black. Or Dumbledore's pensive.
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@BorisJohnson unhappy about the cost of leaving the EU ? If only you had published your letter outlining the reasons to stay instead. Idiot.
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ok yes I get it as much as the next guy -- bikes blues & bbq is frustrating & loud!!! but these ppl are traveling from all over to come --
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@uzalu_ @Veeh_Ro What a joyless cunt.
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Sending love & prayers to the families of @USMC Marines lost in the C-130 crash in Mississippi. May our Lord help abate the grief and sorrow
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It's so sad when you talk so highly of someone then they end up disappointing u and making u look like a pendeja
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i cant live anymore my roblox got termianted :(((((((((((((((((((((((( #sad #killme #lol #robloxgamer
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I wish I could live in y'all reality where i can grieve over people i never met. To bad i got BROTHERS dying left and right .
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@narendramodi There should need to take serious action over terrorism sir
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@thetrudz #PrimeDay , free slurpee day at 7-11's, national chicken day, i got some multitasking to do and squeeze in my dr. Appt 😧
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I added Paul Walker on Xbox but he just spends all of his time on the dashboard. #humor #funny
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Happy bday uncle Kevin❀️ please watch over me. U don't know how bad I wish I were here or what I would do to get u back😩😩 love you my angelπŸ˜‡
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Oh nooo... Sometimes do feel not to talk to someone sitting beside me... #life #feeling
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Ive felt surprisingly gloomy about my bad scouts today :'D but i recognize that it's all just RNG and yeah I didnt spend that many gems
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@RiRiMathew even when we're fighting I'm laughing. I probably have serious ingrained issuesπŸ˜‚πŸ€—
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Flight 815 crashed on The Lost Island 2004 #lost @JoshuaJThurston
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It's a beautiful pout. c:
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@OHSOVICTORIOUS_ @FaZeAdapt We all seen it coming.. it's sad. But her Instagram comments on her pics are funny. Adapts fans blew it up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@washingtonpost @silvajanes How awful!!!!!!
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I used to feel so #devastated. At times I thought we'd never make it. But now we on our way to greatness. @joeyBADASS @Cynthrsa πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’²
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@Mattwinton1 Your foot is frowning.
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or just blame the gloomy weather
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@JohnWildy71 something, too confused to type an entire word 😜 See, I can laugh again. My hour of sadness has almost passed
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lost 11 lbs since I got married (eating healthy) & ive gone from a 9:47 mile to a 8:50 mile in 2 weeks. #areyousureimagedout #fitness
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Don't ever grow weary doing good....Don't just see the headlines; look at the trend lines for hope.' @billclinton #CGI2016
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@elegantlywasted @ChelseaClinton Are they the new kennedy's of American politics.. sadly both mom and daughter are as charming as a toe nail
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if not then #teamchristine bc all tana has done is provoke her by tweeting shady shit and trying to be a hard bitch begging for a fight
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Haven't been on a holiday abroad in two years how depressing is that btw☹️
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carry on my wayward son there'll be peace when you are done lay your weary head to rest don't you cry no more
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@AmontanaW I nearly dropped my phone into the sink HAHAHAHA
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@rickygervais my first time in Slough so checked out the new station floor #LifeOnTheRoad
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Honestly today I just felt like maybe track isn't for me #sad
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@oliverdarcy yes, it's awful :(
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@Beakmoo hmmmm...you may have a point... I thought Twitter had got dull πŸ˜‚. LAMINATION
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Do not grow weary in doing good.'\n\n-@billclinton
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I LOVE THIS LIFESTYLE!!! SE4L #SEGC #sober
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A bih be on lock down and shit. #depressing
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Free yourself from the poisonous and laborious burden of holding a grudge. @SteveMaraboli #quote
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never had a dull moment with u guys πŸ’•
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@Virgin_TrainsEC I feel for the conductor tonight, he's obviously taken grief over the last few weeks, he sounds weary of apologising!
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What is this miserable ass weather all about 😭 dark and gloomy #depressing #weekoff #wheresthesun
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Nobody is very tough in this life. Everybody feels the sadness but they sometimes pretend to smile.
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I feel like an appendix. I don't have a purpose. #sad #depressed #depression #alone #lonely #broken #sadness #cry #hurt #crying #life
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It's so gloomy outside. I wish it was as cold as it looked
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conflicting reports on mama #RitaMarley health,mannn and i woke up today feeling like mi ole self(rejoice!!)now dis #sadness
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@A_RockasThe U.S. has added years to the Syrian conflict by arming the 'rebel' army. You would think that Iraq had sunk in with Kerry.
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Well stomach cramps did not make that spin class any easier. Why does my body hate digesting porridge so much 😩 #spinning #sulk
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@JUSTICESLUT420 sadly this sort of poster died by the 90s afaik
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Why hasn't my alarm gone off... πŸ€”πŸ˜©β°
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@LucidBurrito Doesnt do it to anyone else, he literally pulled me into the office cause someone complained I spit in the sink yesterday
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@HonestAndFrank but @BillCosby drugged and raped those women. At least you and Barb were sober and consenting!!
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Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J. Harris
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Just finished playing Mystic Messenger. And I didnt expect the amount of angst in it! γ€’β–½γ€’\n #mysticmessenger #feels
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I feel like it's taken me like 6 months to understand what net neutrality is but like...fucking capitalists I'm
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I'm so upset 😭
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#Terencecutcher #Tulsa the man onthe helicopter said he looks like a bad dude, that is the problem, when they see black they see bad,
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Up on melancholy hill
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because a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me, okay friend?
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@realYoshiPlayer No offense, but this post makes you look like an opinion disrespecter.
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Are you serious??
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@MendipHillsAONB do we think the swallows and swifts have gone? Photo'd 3 nights ago, not seen since. #Autumn
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Worst dreams. πŸ˜₯
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blood rage
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Let's get drunk and tell each other things we're afraid to say when we're sober.
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Working with alergies is the most miserable shit in the world #miserable #alergies
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@realDonaldTrump How many in your family,Admin or camp need to get caught with the hand in the cookie jar @DonaldJTrumpJr #idiots #sad
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There will be no #gaming video today. An old friend of mine passed last night, so I'm taking some time to grieve. Thank you #StandUpToCancer
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