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[ "What's your best way to make a quick buck? Let me know what you best way to make some quick (unethical) cash is.", "What's your best way to make a quick buck? Let me know what you best way to make some quick (unethical) cash is.", "What's your best way to make a quick buck? Let me know what you best way to make some quick (unethical) cash is.", "What's your best way to make a quick buck? Let me know what you best way to make some quick (unethical) cash is.", "What's your best way to make a quick buck? Let me know what you best way to make some quick (unethical) cash is.", "What's your best way to make a quick buck? Let me know what you best way to make some quick (unethical) cash is.", "What's your best way to make a quick buck? Let me know what you best way to make some quick (unethical) cash is." ]

[ "Go door to door in an area with lots of old people and tell them you're collecting money to save an exotic animal that's going extinct. Pick something cute. ", "Stand in an area of fairly heavy foot traffic wearing a sign that says you are collecting for your child who has (pick a sympathetic condition). Once you make that quick buck, leave.", "Pimp out some kids to sell lemonade, give them something dumb and pocket the cash.\n\nSteal car antennas and sell them\n\n", "How much?\n\nSell blood and sperm. \n\nGet coffee cans and print out some March of dimes flyers or something and go around, well dressed, to local gas stations. Ask to put them on the counter. ", "My city sells day passes to the subway/transit. The expired ones get thrown on the ground outside the stations. \n\n​\n\nSell them to the tourists/foreigners that don't understand how the system works. \n\n​\n\nWe have like 3 transit cops in the whole town since our murder rate is so high. ", "Report my phone lost to my insurance, sell the old phone, keep the replacement. Quick $400-500 flip. I get 9 claims a year. ", "It may be a major crime and a cliché, but there's a long tradition of bank robbery. You can score five figures easily in just a few minutes if you know what you're doing. A few basic precautions and preparations can make the odds of getting caught dramatically lower. Just don't get greedy and go for the vault. I once heard of some small town bank robbers who first torched a housing development under construction to distract all police and fire while they pulled off the heist with a stolen getaway car which they torched as well. Masks and gloves were used. They only got caught because one bragged to his girlfriend about it." ]

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[ "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club.", "What should you say to a girl who wants relationship/kids/marriage to keep her around/keep sleeping with her but never give those things? There's no person like this in my life, just curious. I'm not seeing anyone now during covid\n\nRemember, only unethical tips. It's the first rule of fight club." ]

[ "“I can’t commit to those things until the right to bear arms is equally protected in all 50 states.”", "Why go for girls who want **relationship/kids/marriage?**\n\nif you want to fool around look for girls who are equally playful for better results isn't it? Leave those responsible girls alone.", "....and now I think I’ll unsubscribe from this group. Goodness! Why did I join in the first place?", "Things like that never end well. Just tell her you don’t want those things, don’t lead someone on because eventually those things are going to come up. If you don’t wanna be lead on, don’t lead someone else on. It’s the worse thing a person could do", "Not the answer you are looking for, but the best way to unscrew yourself up is not to screw yourself up in the first place.\n\nif you have to answer this question it means you clearly fucked up, namely by giving her expectations that you were not capable of meeting.\n\nYou really need to think beforehand so girls know what to expect with you from the very beginning. If you don't want to wife them, then don't meet them more than once a week at first. Maybe twice a week after a few months.\n\nYou know how guys say girls are crazy? Well, that's because many guys make girls crazy. And the best way to do that is to give them expectations that you cannot meet. This is how you end up with your car keyed and your house on fire.\n\nBe smart. You can't win chess by playing with your heart.", "So it is a hypothetical question which you may never face. \nI get its unethical but why would you intentionally deceive someone to get something you can get without deception. If you earn a decent amount of money you can hire a dancer or escort. Or maybe search women into casual sex like younger or older women who don't want commitments. What do you get out of breaking someone's trust and making her think most men are assholes?More then unethical its an asshole move. This is the reason why many women don't trust men.\n\nThanks God in my culture we have strict boundaries around relationships and marriage. Pre-marital sex and having kids before marriage is taboo. Probably to protect from assholes. I am also more attracted to women and reddit has increased that proportion significantly. These type of questions are the biggest evidence supporting no sex as asshole repellent.", "Avoid this problem entirely.\n\nIf you're in the west and live in a metropolitan area, target women who are 25 years or younger, or women who are 40 years or older.\n\nIt's those in the 25-40 bracket that really-really want to have kids!", "just simply say “yes, sure, hope soon” and keep fucking her as much as you can.", "Just don't, I know this doesn't go with this subreddit theme, but you'll find someone on day, just be honest with this girl", "just tell her your intentions very bluntly. either she will a) be cool with it and keep sleeping with you until she finds someone who is about that or b) take it as a challenge and give you whatever you’re after", "Why, though???? Literally there are lots of girls who are DTF, no strings attached, and that’s totally okay on their end, but what I’m saying is why would you deliberately want to do this to someone who isn’t down for that? That’s just brutal.", "Tell her you are separated and the divorce hasn’t gone through yet. That’s good for a year or two.", "I feel like most people here don't got the unethical spirit. Why are you even here?", "step 1) tell her, \"Im a man-child that doesnt have the balls to tell you the truth.\" this also overtly implies that you dont have the emotional maturity to do any of those things she wants.\n\nstep 2) stick to the shallow end of the dating pool until you can make decisions that arent dick-centric.", "Seeing as there's nothing but ethical simps on here, I'll provide some advice. It's not about what you say, but what you do. Go out with her, grab coffee , fuck her brains out wherever you go. And text her later on in the week. Provide her with emotional content, but stay untethered. You're basically giving her the boyfriend experience, without having to change the cycle.\n\nBe consistently inconsistent as well. Call and talk to her for hrs one day, then don't call her at all for two. She'll wonder why she can't \"peg,\" you down. If she's still pestering, you can be her \"boyfriend\" , she'll be enamored by the title, and you can keep the same tactics going.", "Just keep putting some bogus requests if she wants relationship. Like\n \"Lets fuck every night with head, for 2 years before anything serious.\"", "Just be super upfront about everything but when those questions come up just talk about the stresses in your life and how she is such an important part of your happiness etc. basically just lead em on in a perpetual cycle of doubting what you are and reaffirmation that you are something without saying what that something is 😂", "Jesus Christ, I know this is literally a sub for doing evil things or evil ways of doing things, but don’t do this. There are sluts aplenty in the world, women who would proudly sleep with anything that moves. All you’d be doing is permanent damage to someone’s heart. It’s how you end up with flat tires, a keyed car, and relatives that will never speak to you again. Don’t be curious, don’t do it. It never ends well for either party.", "Dude if u get a vasectomy tell her. Birth control messes women up. Just say u will get it reversed later or that she is free to use a sprem donor. I honestly would be more like to fuck around with someone who has vasectomy.", "this is what you say: im an asshole, who just wants to use you for sex. and im a liar too. also karma will come bite me in the ass after you realize what im doing to you. \n\n​\n\ndont even try it.", "Just keep subtly reminding her that you're a piece of shit without ever doing anything specifically wrong so that she never wants to take it that far with you", "Goodbye, hope you find what you’re looking for. I’m not willing to man up and marry you, still love being a child.", "theres plenty of hoes online you can fuck with if thats all you want. find one of them", "Vasectomy first and foremost. That makes ONE of those things highly, highly improbable.", "Leave real girls alone who are good women and want things in life. if she has dreams, hopes, and ambitions the last thing she needs is fucker like you to fuck up her life. leave her alone", "Just keep banging her, but don't bring up any of those things and if she does, change the subject. If she persists, find a way out of the conversation. Fake a phone call, whatever it takes. Just make sure that you never have that honest heart to heart with her. Evade, evade, evade. Every day, get up and just pretend it isn't an issue, use the fact that its hard to start a conversation about something important to you to your advantage constantly. Make her be the one to bring it up, and once she does, create an uphill battle for her.\n\nThis is not a sustainable long term strategy, so you need to come up with a strategy to make her think kids and stuff are attainable in the future just not now. You're trying to run out her biological clock:\n\n\"Oh I wanna have kids, just want to be married first. Oh I want to get married, just want to get finances sorted first. I'm working at it, were saving.\"\n\nOr you could make up a sob story: \n\n\"I came up from an abusive household and I need to work through some issues before I have my own kid, but I'll be ready eventually.\"\n\nAnything you can think of in order to just keep dribbling the ball until the game is over. You don't have to win her over to not have kids through honesty and expressing your plans for the future in a loving way, you just need to dig in and wait out the clock.\n\nIf all else fails, you can try this hail-mary: Once she wears you down and gets you to agree to \"try\" for a kid, secretly get a vasectomy. This might be the most optimal strategy because it requires the smallest amount of work, and she will want to have more sex than ever in her attempt to get herself pregnant with your baby. Drawback is that you have to get a surgery and accept risk.\n\nThe emergency option is to break up with her and see of you can establish a \"hook up\" situation for a while and then get back together. Basically a pause button. \n\nBonus points if you can plan it so that you break up with her just before Christmas and the get back together with her just after Valentines day. That way you won't need to spend money on gifts or deal with any of her family members at Christmas guilting you guys into taking your relationship further.", "From a girl that this continuously happens to, you just talk about the future and wanting those things not specifically with her just in general she will assume you are talking about her.", "Either convince her you have deep intimacy issues stemming from your past, that the two of you aren't mentally/financially ready, (risky option) that your family doesn't approve and you aren't willing to lose them by going farther, or tell the truth and hope for the best." ]

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[ "best subreddit where I can pay people to do homework? I found paperbay and papermarket, are there any subs for other assignments like math, etc", "best subreddit where I can pay people to do homework? I found paperbay and papermarket, are there any subs for other assignments like math, etc" ]

[ "I'll do it. Send me a picture of it and let me know how much you're willing to pay. ", "Hi! I really recommend you r/AskEssayWriter. This is excellent community, where you can find every tutor, that you need. On it I found [eduowl.pro](https://eduowl.pro), and I'm extremely happy how good they are!" ]

[ 11, 5 ]

[ "Getting section 8 drug dealers evicted How? It consists of 3 single moms and their multiple baby daddies. They are known drug dealers and an illegal daycare. Cops are always called, yet this shit has been going on for 7 years now. The only people that cops arrested was the black family that moved there, but the ring leaders are white. Obviously they are paying rent just fine since section 8 is paying it. \n\nNone of them have legal jobs and someone is always there. I'm not sure what I can do other than reporting them to authorities, and I really want to keep my name out of it as I'm an unmarried young woman who lives alone. \n\nRecently their kids started harming animals and I've had enough. Yes, cops got involved... Cops always get involved... But somehow they never get arrested (cops are probably clients or something). ", "Getting section 8 drug dealers evicted How? It consists of 3 single moms and their multiple baby daddies. They are known drug dealers and an illegal daycare. Cops are always called, yet this shit has been going on for 7 years now. The only people that cops arrested was the black family that moved there, but the ring leaders are white. Obviously they are paying rent just fine since section 8 is paying it. \n\nNone of them have legal jobs and someone is always there. I'm not sure what I can do other than reporting them to authorities, and I really want to keep my name out of it as I'm an unmarried young woman who lives alone. \n\nRecently their kids started harming animals and I've had enough. Yes, cops got involved... Cops always get involved... But somehow they never get arrested (cops are probably clients or something). ", "Getting section 8 drug dealers evicted How? It consists of 3 single moms and their multiple baby daddies. They are known drug dealers and an illegal daycare. Cops are always called, yet this shit has been going on for 7 years now. The only people that cops arrested was the black family that moved there, but the ring leaders are white. Obviously they are paying rent just fine since section 8 is paying it. \n\nNone of them have legal jobs and someone is always there. I'm not sure what I can do other than reporting them to authorities, and I really want to keep my name out of it as I'm an unmarried young woman who lives alone. \n\nRecently their kids started harming animals and I've had enough. Yes, cops got involved... Cops always get involved... But somehow they never get arrested (cops are probably clients or something). ", "Getting section 8 drug dealers evicted How? It consists of 3 single moms and their multiple baby daddies. They are known drug dealers and an illegal daycare. Cops are always called, yet this shit has been going on for 7 years now. The only people that cops arrested was the black family that moved there, but the ring leaders are white. Obviously they are paying rent just fine since section 8 is paying it. \n\nNone of them have legal jobs and someone is always there. I'm not sure what I can do other than reporting them to authorities, and I really want to keep my name out of it as I'm an unmarried young woman who lives alone. \n\nRecently their kids started harming animals and I've had enough. Yes, cops got involved... Cops always get involved... But somehow they never get arrested (cops are probably clients or something). ", "Getting section 8 drug dealers evicted How? It consists of 3 single moms and their multiple baby daddies. They are known drug dealers and an illegal daycare. Cops are always called, yet this shit has been going on for 7 years now. The only people that cops arrested was the black family that moved there, but the ring leaders are white. Obviously they are paying rent just fine since section 8 is paying it. \n\nNone of them have legal jobs and someone is always there. I'm not sure what I can do other than reporting them to authorities, and I really want to keep my name out of it as I'm an unmarried young woman who lives alone. \n\nRecently their kids started harming animals and I've had enough. Yes, cops got involved... Cops always get involved... But somehow they never get arrested (cops are probably clients or something). ", "Getting section 8 drug dealers evicted How? It consists of 3 single moms and their multiple baby daddies. They are known drug dealers and an illegal daycare. Cops are always called, yet this shit has been going on for 7 years now. The only people that cops arrested was the black family that moved there, but the ring leaders are white. Obviously they are paying rent just fine since section 8 is paying it. \n\nNone of them have legal jobs and someone is always there. I'm not sure what I can do other than reporting them to authorities, and I really want to keep my name out of it as I'm an unmarried young woman who lives alone. \n\nRecently their kids started harming animals and I've had enough. Yes, cops got involved... Cops always get involved... But somehow they never get arrested (cops are probably clients or something). " ]

[ "Instead of reporting it to the cops try reporting it to child protection or animal protection.", "I agree that Child Protection is the best avenue if the police are not taking action. However, be very careful about exactly how you do so to preserve your anonymity. We reported our neighbors for animal neglect and the fucking officer told them that we were the ones who called.\n", "Since this is **Unethical** Life Pro Tips, get the Klu Klux Klan to burn a cross in their yard. ", "Hmmm if they’re genuine drug dealers and have children as well I would say call child protective services and tell them about the situation. I would say they would be more inclined to go see the situation for themselves and bring along a cop. That way the cop would have to do something as oppose to a “on their payroll” cop. ", "swat them. they are sure to find something and with such a large team of police its hard to have them all on payroll\n", "Leave an anonymous tip to the police and CPS saying the children are being sexually assaulted." ]

[ 18, 9, 3, 3, 1, 1 ]

[ "How can I get my irresponsible neighbor to stop neglecting her cat & dog? ", "How can I get my irresponsible neighbor to stop neglecting her cat & dog? " ]

[ "Steal the pets while she's away on one of her trips and take them directly to a rescue. Then help her look for them when she gets back. Tell her the door was open when you went over to check on them and they've been gone for a while.", "How in the hell did you end up with a chicken as a pet? Do you eat the eggs? Either way I'm betting she won't starve the dog to death, I think you just spoiled her ass rotten over the months and now she relies on you like a leech. She's become lazy feeding the dog because she's got a permanent dog sitter.\n\nI suppose once you decide to move you can steal the mutt and live your life together forever happily. Or if she knows you go to her place often to feed the dog then you might as well keep it at your place until she comes back. As the months go by the dog will be more yours than hers, maybe she won't give a shit once it's finally time to leave considering the way you described her at least. That's considering if the dog doesn't try to eat the chicken." ]

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[ "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. ", "I’m a server, someone walked out on their bill last night and costed me $100 out of pocket. " ]

[ "Your employer can't charge you that money legally. Call the department of labor and file a complaint. \n\n...and then find some nice items around the restaurant to take home and give yourself $100 worth of gifts.", "How did it cost you? Does your boss take it from your wage if someone doesn't pay their bill? \n\nSurely that's not legal...", "You had to pay, therefore they took stole from you. Theft of services. File a police report.", "I’d file a police report. You might also call the department of labor about your shithead boss too", "It is unacceptable to let your paycheck be the insurance policy for the employer's profits. At most you should pay only the food cost of that meal, there should be employee discount or something to bring it way down to a number you are both equally unhappy about. \n\nThat said, you were damaged by the customer by $100. File a police report. The investigating officer will tell the customer that the waiter had to pay out of pocket and that this can go away with a phone call to the store to give the cr", "Notify all the other restaurants in your area that that number is used by people who run out on their bill.", "Once when I was in my 20s, my friends and I went to our favorite bar. One of the friends out \"call # for a good time\" on a napkin holder insert. This dude got like a 100 calls/texts in a week from drunk 20 somethings. You might try it just to ruin this person's week! You would not see the results. But knowing this douche is getting randos calling and texting could be satisfying.", "Talk to the police. It's theft. And if you have security cameras in that place you have solid evidence and a good chance", "Just let it go, don’t waste your time. Or..Setup a robodial so they get a call every other day at 3am for a month. No message. Just a creepy children’s song. Then nothing for two weeks. then start it up again.", "No decently sized company wants their employees chasing down shoplifters because of the liability it creates for the company. This is shoplifting, it’s just food instead of a durable good.", "Can you call them? Try to remain calm but explain that they may not realize but they left without paying and now you are responsible. Or have a friend do it. Ask then to come by today and say that you don't want to involve the popo.", "Where do you work? In some family bar in Somalia without labourlaws? \nNo way that you have to pay for something like that anywhere, thats absolutely not real. Your boss is absolutely making fun of you and if he means this then you have to contact a lawyer.", "When I tended bars my bosses used to try to\npull this shit on me. If they try to charge you, quit and go get a job at one of the other 9 million bars/restaurants looking for help.", "This is illegal. You can easily find a place that doesn’t do this as every restaurant is hiring. Fuck that place", "Put up your shit head bosses phone number and name and the customers phone number and name up here. Let bored internet strangers sort it out", "Hold on, your employer is doing illegal activity or otherwise being shady, and your mad at the customer, instead of your employer? How does that make any sense? Your employer is exploiting you by not paying you a proper wage, hoping that customers subsidize their responsibility to pay you via tipping, and when the customer fails to do so, your employer punishes you. \n\n\n\nAnd you’re mad at the customer? You’re being absolutely fucked over by your boss. The rich and powerful corporations and business owners are exploiting you, punishing you and hurting you, and they’re laughing their ass off at the fact that you’re not mad at them, but instead you’re mad at customers. \n\n\n\nEver heard the phrase “Corporate America’s useful idiot”? That’s you my friend.", "Find your bosses debit card. Call in a to go order, use his card. Don't show up for the food. Make sure to get their zip code from their drivers license.", "A lot of misinformation here. An employer can deduct losses as long as it doesn’t go below minimum wage. Not saying that’s the right thing to do on their part but a lot of people saying *illegal* here are wrong", "Just file a report with the board of labor. Your boss just stole from you.", "Don’t listen to ppl here , honestly just call him up and tell him what happened. \nMaybe they forgot or something happened. \n\nI mean listen to them after u listen to me lel. \n\nBut seriously. Call him n talk to him. \nIf theres nothing you can do legally, forget about it. God will refund you many times over." ]

[ 551, 141, 62, 26, 26, 19, 15, 13, 12, 6, 5, 4, 3, 3, 2, 1, 1, 1, 0, -18 ]

[ "I just know there's gotta be some unethical way I can profit off this whole insurrection fiasco. ", "I just know there's gotta be some unethical way I can profit off this whole insurrection fiasco. ", "I just know there's gotta be some unethical way I can profit off this whole insurrection fiasco. ", "I just know there's gotta be some unethical way I can profit off this whole insurrection fiasco. " ]

[ "Start fake GoFundMes for the legal funds of these chuds, especially the most recognized ones, like the Nancy Pelosi desk guy, the podium guy, the raccoon head guy. Hell, start a memorial fund for the woman who got shot.\n\nJCMA Disclaimer: Don't actually do this.", "Unless you're a major political party or news outlet you have likely missed the window of opportunity.", "Sell pens that \"you\" \"liberated\" directly from the \"desk\" of \"Nancy Pelosi\"", "Start a defense fund and pocket all the cash. Republicans do it all the time." ]

[ 6, 4, 4, 0 ]

[ "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. ", "What is the most evil thing I can I do to someone with only this info?; Name, address, phone number, car tag, and facebook? Need to remain anonymous. " ]

[ "A coworkers ex wife would randomly send dildos and gay porn mags to work.\n", "express their interest in Scientology and the like. All the mailing lists.", "Find out who owns the property that you parked on. See if they have a contract with this company to boot or tow any vehicles that are parked there. Search the area for signs of penalties or fines for parking there. If the booter doesn't have a contract with the property owner, you got booted illegally.\n\nPark you car there again. Get booted, get the cops involved, get your car freed, file any report you can against him.\n\nOr once you figure out how to remove the boot, collect at least 4 of them. Find his personal vehicle and boot his own car. Make sure to mangle the lock and round off any exposed bolt heads so it can't be easily unlocked. After booting his car, empty a can of expanding foam in his exhaust pipe...", "As much slander as you can online, but be careful not to cross any legal lines. Use alt accounts if you have them. Ruin this man’s reputation using friends, alts, and multiple platforms to get the word out that he has unethical business practices and is dishonest. There’s also no law against leaving dozens of sticky notes with occult symbols on someone’s door. Do it daily. And use an anonymous alt to report every single post he makes on Facebook. Anything else you can think of. Hope all the little things add up and drive him crazy", "So based on your comments you parked somewhere you weren’t supposed to, got booted for it, and are mad that there were consequences?\n\nI’d say best bet is sign him up for things that are guaranteed to create spam mail/calls. Negatively reviewing a tow company isn’t going to do anything their entire review history is probably people like you. \n\nGood luck and sorry this happened to you but if you park places you aren’t supposed to, sometimes you have to pay money. This isn’t the boot companies fault, it’s the owner of the parking lot.", "You could always learn how to remove the boot and go around removing them after he puts them on. Bonus points if you manage to find somewhere to sell the removed boots anonymously. If you want to get real in depth accidentally leave a burner phone on/in/under the truck to see everywhere he stops.", "Ruin a dudes life over 100$? I know this unethical tips but this just seems petty", "Easy 3 step process. Step 1: Find his father.\nStep 2: Seduce the father\nStep 3: Send the man the video of you and his father as a power bottom and know that you will own them forever\nThis process assumes you are a man. This will most likely have the opposite effect if performed by a female.", "It is the fuckiest thing you can do, happened to me and i hate the person (who i dont even know) for it. \nOrder drugs online and let it be delivered there.\nTry to find a website who will mail it to you. \n \nPolice came to my home with a search warrant and it took a lot of back and forth to until they believed me.", "You have his Facebook, are you able to see his friends too? Or pages that he likes?\n\nAdd a caption to his photo, something like \"This man lured my 13 year old niece into his home and tried to get her drunk. His name is X and he lives at Z. The cops won't do anything because it's his word against hers.\"\n\nThen make some anonymous accounts and share it around. You'll need to go actually anonymous. VPN, burner email, nothing to tie back to you. Bonus points if you make some posters and pay people to put them up around town. Keep yourself anonymous again. Don't do it yourself, that'll be on camera probably." ]

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[ "Just got wacked with an unexpected $1,700 medical bill that I can't afford to pay. What can I do? ", "Just got wacked with an unexpected $1,700 medical bill that I can't afford to pay. What can I do? ", "Just got wacked with an unexpected $1,700 medical bill that I can't afford to pay. What can I do? ", "Just got wacked with an unexpected $1,700 medical bill that I can't afford to pay. What can I do? ", "Just got wacked with an unexpected $1,700 medical bill that I can't afford to pay. What can I do? " ]

[ "Try contacting the patients advocates at the hospital. Last summer I had 2nd degree burns on both legs and an arm from a brush fire accident and didn't have insurance. Got a $5k bill in the mail for treatment and when I called in to see if there was any way to lower the cost they wound up waiving the fees altogether", "You have to annoy and pester them a lot. A LOT. It's not a guarantee, but ask the hospital for itemized bills, challenge everything on it, and pester the hospital ceaselessly", "You could try working out a payment plan, or pester your insurance company about it so much that they give up and just pay for it.\n\nIf you live in a state where medical debt does not affect your cr", "I was in the same boat 10 years ago. I ignored it and nothing happened. It’ll probably ding your cr", "Nah, best get to opening an Only Fans account to help payoff that $1,700 debt." ]

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[ "take a deep breath and let it go...is the best answer. \n\n\nOR\n\n​\n\nSign them up for Mormons, Jehovah Witness, Scientology, Car dealerships saying you want to buy a car (can do online) they will NEVER GET LEFT ALONE...least not for a while", "Buy the cheapest Scientology book/item from them, enter their details at checkout. Once they see you're willing to spend money, they won't stop the barrage of emails, texts, calls, letter etc", "Put up a Craigslist add for women seeking men in a large city. Request only “big” boys, and mention you’ll need proof before meeting up.\n\nThey will get dick pics coming in faster than they can manage to delete them.", "Request car insurance quotes from a few companies. The volume and persistence of those calls will drive them insane", "I cant think of a better way to solicit them by engraving their # on any bathroom you visit.", "If you know the car then anchovy oil in the air vents in front of the windshield. Every time their air is on or they are moving it will smell awful and as the months get hotter the oil will go rancid. It's next to impossible get the smell out without removing the whole dash and replacing the ventilation system.", "Sign them up as curious for any part of the military. Post items on Craigslist for really cheap.", "Someone put up signs in the neighborhood once, \"Best chewbacca voice, call #########, win $250\" or some amount of money. Anyway, it was his ex-girlfriend's number. Sure enough, she gets calls all day and night with random people making chewbacca voices.", "Call their work and ask to speak to the boss. Say you are from (rival company name) and that (name of person you want to get one over on)has applied for a job and they said the boss would provide reference.", "I've posted this before, but my friend came up with this:\n\n\"One time, my friend got screwed over by this asshole in a Facebook marketplace transaction…guy ripped him off, lied, wouldn’t answer his texts, etc. So my friend did the natural next move…he made a Craigslist post under “Free” saying that he had a litter of purebred golden retriever puppies that he needed to give away…in midtown Manhattan. The phone number he used for this post? The guys' cell phone who ripped him off.\n\nThe guy called him back and left a very angry voicemail...and then texted him, begging him to take it down. My friend didn’t and told him to get fucked. I would have to imagine that he had to change his cell phone number.\"\n\nTo add on to the story to clarify from my original post, my friend did this from his computer in NJ, but made a VPN that said he was in Hawaii, so the guy couldn't trace it to him.", "Put their vin and phone number in every shady looking auto warranty website you can find.", "Post a Craigslist or eBay ad or anything like that for something super cheap and sought out like a newer gen video game console for maybe half of what it’s retailing at, then just put their number and say something like “willing to negotiate as well” because then people might be more willing to reach out. This happened to a friend of mine and he said it was maddening but it turned out someone close to us did it so he just took it down soon after, but you’ll get to choose whenever to if you even want to", "Do the key trick ( may have seen this).\n\nBuy loads of spare, blank keys\n\nBuy lots of key chain notes, \n\nPut all the keynotes on the keys, and write their number and \"house key\" or similar on it then throw them round your busy city and they will sure get a get few calls from good samaritins trying to return \"the lost key\"\n\nPlease lmk if you do this, would be very funny", "Report them for tax fraud anonymously. Form 3949-A. Chances are they aren't reporting all their side hustle income correctly anyway (if at all)...\n\n", "You probably know, or can acquire, his address. Make small donations to a multitude of charities, using his name and address. He'll get junk mail forever, and he may actually donate to some of them, making him poorer while potentially doing some good.", "If you know the licence plate number and vin number you could always set fire to the car", "dox them using pastebin, then create fake twitter and facebook accounts and make posts with the link to that paste in it. Dude will be inundated with spam, police calls, and whatever else degenerates on the web do to those people.\n\nDon't think it's illegal, but will sure fuck up his day.", "Not sure if it's around anymore, but one of my old college roommates signed up another roommate for Pampered Prisoners. He received cologne scented love letters on a regular basis for the next couple of years.", "If you go to a county Fair there's a lot of those sign up for a drawing type of things and just put their name and phone number down for everything. A buddy of mine did it to me as a prank and I started getting phone calls about the sampling baby diapers at 17 lol.", "Get a custom bumper sticker made that says \"I'm a complete jerk. What's your excuse?\" and stick it on his car.", "Sign them for a timeshare. My boss did it to me and it was hilarious until it was not. 5 years later i still get Las Vegas time share filipinos people calling me", "Put up ads on local marketplaces, Facebook, around the neighbor hood, etc. \"Free puppies to a good home\" with their phone number\n\nPut up the same posters with a picture of the truck saying its stolen", "In this housing market, contact a bunch of realtors and tell them you want to sell your house.", "Express interest in selling their car. Used cars are a hot commodity, so they will get endless calls.", "DMV change the car registration to non-operational, maybe cancel their insurances as well. If you're lucky they'll get pulled over by a license plate scan before all the confirmation mail gets to their house. P\n\nReporting stolen could be funny but anytime you get the police involved like that you're risking getting somebody shot, and probably committing a crime yourself, like swatting, so maybe that's too unethica...l at least it is for me", "Write their phone number on the bills and spend them, go spend the money at various places.\n\nPeople are fucking idiots and will absolutely call a random phone number just because it was on a bill. It will be annoying.", "The most evil thing I've seen is to look up what their cell carrier is through a website, convert that cellphone number into an email address (which will convert to a text message to that phone number), and sign them up for every FEMA alert. All of the optional ones.", "OMG if you could find a way to make as much of the internet think they are selling their house and post their phone number their lives would end for weeks. Post the price low. Make a almost real sad story. You don't know persistence until you find realtors in this market.", "Honestly, put their car for sale really cheap but n Craigslist with their number with an new account and new email.", "Get a bunch of junk keys and write their number on a tag on for the keys and scatter them around town. They’ll get plenty of calls eager to return the keys to their “rightful owners”", "Buy a lot of keys somewhere and then add a tag to them with the phone number. Then you drop those keys at random places and he will get numerous phone calls", "Best I’ve seen so far is the lost keys revenge. \n\nGo go eBay where and buy a couple (2-3) pounds of miscellaneous cut keys.\n\nThen go to Amazon and buy those little plastic ID keychains (200pack ~$15). \n\nA pack of 100 can be purchased for about $8 on the website. \n\nAfter everything arrives, write your enemy's phone number on every single one of the keychains and attach 2 of the eBay keys.\n\nThen just drop them all over you’re town, next town over, anywhere they can be found and watch their phone explode.", "Send this information to the phone losers of America. He'll prank call him and use the info you give in a clever way", "Report them to the local Clean air place saying their car is smoking. They than have to take time out of their day to get their car smog checked.", "Report the car stolen or driving in a way that seems aggressive or drunk.", "Post their number on Craigslist under “encounters”. They will get really weird messages and voicemails", "KBB.com instant cash offer. I accidentally did this and quite literally was getting calls within the hour and they don't stop, the dealerships think it's someone really itching to sell their car to the highest bidder so you can hear their drool drip down their face as they try to convince you it's better to sell to them than the other guys...\n\nOr order them a custom DMV plate that's something cringe", "I will point out pretty much anything you do just get revenge/upset someone can be considered illegal harassment. However, some things will never be charged, even if you are caught because they are small potatoes. The worse the things you do are, the more likely that you can get in legal trouble if discovered. \n\nThat being said, with their VIN you can get a carfax, and post it along with a \"for sale\" for about 80% of market value (a great deal, but not suspiciously good) and they will get constant calls.", "Sign up them for self paid medical insurance online. Their phone will ring. Non stop. From agents trying to sell them an insurance package.", "Sign them up on one of these car parts web sites that are linked to scrap yards nationwide and request that your are looking for a really generic part for a common car, they'll get calls for weeks, I did it to myself in error drove me fucking insane even after I removed my number from the site \n\nIn the UK we have 365spares", "Sign them up for all the free samples, free trial programs, free quotes for house estimates, whatever.... Whatever website offers free quotes or consultations", "Sign them for the FEMA text alert system. Then check all 250 boxes and set it for daily updates. \n\nYou can also put their number in a insurance quote list. Their phone will explode for a few days.\n\nI've forced several people to get new numbers.", "Sign their phone numbers up for text updates on flights they aren’t taking.", "Sign their number up to anything that is gonna spam them with something everyone hates. \n\nUse the license plate and Vin on some parody vehicle listing or something. Or post to people in your area that a vehicle was doing something questionable.", "Put their phone number onto classified ads offering free puppies. They'll get no end of calls about it", "Post a new ps5 disc version for sale for 500 with their phone number on offerup, craigslist, and facebook(facebook with a dummy account)", "I keep my exes number on my phone so I can give it to the foreign scammers", "Go to a mortgage website like Lending Tree and request info on refinancing. They will never get rid of those fuckers. \n\nThen go to Careformom.com and request info on options for nursing homes. It’s a call center that dispatches Every asshole in the world to call and text you \n\nThen go to the Affordable Health Care govt website and put their info in …. Insurance quotes from strange companies will bombard them for years.", "Get a freight quote on having a car shipped cross country using their email. They will get 50 emails a day for a year. \n\nSource: needed a car shipped. Still receiving emails", "Get a box of key tags with a box of keys. Write their number on each one and randomly throw them throughout the city", "Anything that promotes door to door sales. \nRoofing, window companies, solar panels, they will never stop ringing the doorbell", "Also the animal cruelty website )ASPCA) request info\nAlong with Disabled Veterans (all junk Mail)\n \nThose 2 alone will fuck their Mail up for years. Because they sell their lists to other money grabbers.", "Post the cellphone number on Grindr and say that you're up for sex with whomever sends you the best dick pic.", "Gay sex ads, if I act not gay, please call back, cuz my family doesn’t know", "The mods on this sub are really going to allow this post to exist? There are multiple comments suggesting some serious shit.\n\nYou are all way too gullible. We don't know the story. There is an extremely high chance that OP is in the wrong and just angry. We have comments recommending things from doxing, to vehicle tampering, to fake tax reporting, and beyond. Wtf is happening?\n\nThis isn't \"pro tips\" this is straight up dangerous. Shame on this sub tbfh.", "Not recommended, but the subreddit is here to answer such requests. You should pay more attention to what your enemies have always known about whatever you're about to do than to what's lawful. Enemies have always known that domestic violence and dating violence is contemptible and weak. Also when you nonconsensually and non accidentally hit someone or they likewise hit you, it erases every good experience you've ever had with them and every good experience you'll ever have with them. So, don't do it. I crept your post activity, and your enemy is a cheating SO. As you say, considering their material situation, if you break up with them now, they're \"----ed,\" so break up with them soon to do maximum damage. The most important advice on the situation is to break up with them as soon as possible and make sure the first they hear about it is over the phone. Then run them out of there and **make sure they can't hit you**. The USA is a physically violent culture of shame and non cooperative equilibrium; perception is reality. It's also an inverted totalitarian system, so there's plenty of cancel culture (Wikipedia). So, as extenuation, try to get her cancelled as follows: embarrass her by posting proof and all records of her misconduct online and advertise these records to whatever industry she's most likely to be in from now on. That's whatever industry she was just in if she's not burned out of work, and if she's burned out, whatever industry she's looking for work in. Make sure and advertise to both industries.\n\n\nGet and follow advice on how to break up with someone. Just stay away from them and block them on everything and just stay away from everywhere that reminds you of them for at least the next 24 months." ]

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[ "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? ", "Roomate is constanly watching Netflix when we are 7 people with bad internet. Is there a way to limit his bandwith without him noticing it was done on purpose? " ]

[ "Does the 7560 support bandwidth usage limit on the guest network? If it does change the Guest WiFi name to what you currently use for your main WFI and Keep the main WiFi new name (SSID) and password secret, even select the option to hide the SSID once you have got all your devices transferred to it.\nIn this way you can limit max usage per device and keep it fair for everyone.\nI've found this suggestion on Fritz sub, it should work just fine.", "I‘m pretty sure the FritzBox has an option to separate traffic based on „Real Time“, „Normal“ and „Background / Low Priority“. If you categorize his device as Low Priority it should prioritize all other devices. He could thus still watch Netflix as long as you are not using it, but whenever anyone else is doing something he is hardly going to get any bandwidth at all.", "I know that you likely dont want to hear this, but this is unethical life pro tips, so i don't need to be nice\n\nJust get better internet.\n\nI get that you might be in a situation where money is tight, given that you are living with 7 people, But if you are splitting the cost of internet, getting good internet from shit internet won't cost that much more per person. \n\nThat being said, I think it would be a good idea to just tell the dude that either he needs to lower his stream quality, watch during off-hours, or he needs to pay for better internet. If he is the one that is using all of the bandwidth, then he should pay extra. I think that would be fair, and I am sure that you could get your other roommates to agree to this.", "Tbh Netflix is a pretty normal thing. Do none of you all watch it or download shows to watch it? Maybe get him to pirate some during off hours or just upgrade your internet considering you have a small company’s worth of roommates?", "Keep 20 torrents ready, when he starts watching, start downloading them instantly. Ruin his will to watch.", "[Here you go.](https://en.avm.de/service/knowledge-base/dok/FRITZ-Box-7590/228_Prioritizing-internet-access-for-important-network-applications-and-devices/) If you scroll down there’s instructions on how to set different priorities for different devices. Set your own devices as high priority so you *always* get more bandwidth.", "I did a similar thing with my shitty neighbor once.\n\n Changed the password while she was asleep, then changed the SSID to something non-suspicious like Jake222. Created a 2nd WiFi channel (guest channel I believe), gave it the same name as the original, and set the old password. Limited bandwidth to 10 on that one. Her devices connected automatically and she never noticed the change.\n\nI told the other neighbor, the nice one, how to re-connect and we happily shared stable network connection.", "Can you just get better internet? Splits 7 ways it won’t be expensive. Netflix pulls a minimum amount of data these days. Like 20mbs. \n\nAlternately you could get a new router that allows your to set device priority’s and make sure his are all at the bottom. \n\nAlso connecting your device to lan via either net would make you the priority user.", "Just talk to him. I'm sure you can work out a solution. Maybe get him to download his shows at a time when others are out or sleeping.", "If you do cap his internet, know that the minimum requirement for Netflix is 5 mbps, so I would set it to that if you don't want him noticing it.", "Dude my internet/cable is $150/month, split between 3 people that's $50/month.\n\nThat's cable **and** internet, and I only use the internet. I don't even watch cable.\n\nCan y'all not get something in that range? I mean especially split between 7 people that's $21/month.\n\nIf you really can't afford that then you need to talk to him and tell him to get his own internet cause that's the only adult thing to do in this situation.", "On my old fritzbox you could limit the network speed, but you couldt limit it for specific devices/users connected to it.\n\nTry looking in your Router settings, the usually open if you type \"Fritz.box\" in your Browser adress bar. (With chrome this is tricky)", "Log into your router and set a rule to limit the access from his devices MAC address at times that you want to use the internet. \n\nIdentify the MAC address by turning WiFi off on all other devices to test which one remains on the network.", "I'm not aware with this brand. But every device has it's own Mac address. Just disconnect all you friends devices and only let him connect. Then connect your device. Go to router settings and get his Mac address.(you'll see 2 devices connected, yours and his. Don't copy yours). There is usually a setting to set an IP address for each Mac address. Just assign his device's Mac address to one of the IP. Then do the bandwidth limitation to that particular IP and voila no internet for him.", "once I had a rooted one plus one\n\nand had an app able to see all devices connected to the same network of the phone, and limit/block each device's network", "Man the fuck up and talk to your roommate. Stop this ridiculous sneaky bandwidth reduction plan and just tell your roommate to be considerate of everyone else or to get out", "If you log into the router settings you can adjust each individual devices speed. Router depending and you have to know which one is his.", "Do what my brother did at my parents house, get your own service hooked up and do t give out the password.", "Blacklist his mac address when its annoying. You can pull that info from device itself or you can use simple net tools on the same subnet.", "The best thing would be to restrict everyone's internet equally. Maybe block Netflix, but then a VPN could get around that, so we're back to slowing everyone down.\n\nOnce the new normal sinks in, then perhaps you can allow certain members or is the restriction.", "Just to warn you, most of the suggestions here are illegal. It is illegal pretty much anywhere in the Western World to limit someone's access to what are considered \"necessary utilities\" in a renting situation. This mostly applies to landlords, obviously, but if your roommate decides to be a dick to you (which he has every right to be, if you go through with this), he can probably sue you on the basis that internet is a necessary utility, considering that it is considered a human right.\n\nI suggest you grow up and talk it out, or find different roommates / work with your landlord to evict just him." ]

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[ "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? ", "If I'm declaring bankruptcy anyway, should I max out my best buy card on a gaming laptop? " ]

[ "No wonder you’re filing for bankruptcy, priorities all fucked up. \n\nBut to answer your question yes ", "If you are going to declare bankruptcy, you won't be able to get cr", "Won't you need to give up all your assets anyways? So I think you'd have to sell the laptop in order to pay off what debts you can. I could be wrong on this but that's my understanding.", "Buy what you need/want, then wait 6 months. This is exactly the kind of thing they are looking for to charge you with fraud. ", "Varying on where you live, if you intend to commit fraud by doing this, you have to do it a set period of time before declaring bankruptcy. My friend's shitty mother decided to declare bankruptcy after making atrocious financial decisions in a get-rich quick scheme, and decided to max out her cards to buy a 70\" TV and some other shit.\n\nWhen she spoke to a cr", "No. You need to have bare minimum expenses for 3 months before filing. Ask your attorney first!", "I thought I was on the personal finance subreddit for a good 5 minutes there...", "Buy it for your \"current gf\" for Christmas. In Feb when she finds out about your cr", "Soupdynasty is correct. Making a purchase like that before you declare bankruptcy will have your cr", "No, you should buy parts there instead and build a pc. you'll get more for what you pay, best buy gaming stuff is insanely overpriced", "It's quite possible your bankruptcy will be denied because of it unless you have a good excuse as to why you spent (about) 2500 right before you filed (especially chapter 13)" ]

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[ "Remove all of the electrical outlet plate covers. Put one frozen shrimp in each one. Then put the cover back. The smell will leave the place untenable for at least a month.", "Look up to see if they are trying to rent out the place still. If so give out the land lords number on a website like Craig list for gay men/woman but to be discreet about it. Post for them to call the number and say they are interested in the apartment as a secret code.", "Read your lease! Chances are that they literally can't sue you for late rent especially for being late by a week. Don't hire lawyer or anything, make copies of your rent checks and bring to the courts. Show them you paid and ask the judge for compensation x3 for \"taking time off work\". In Texas the HAR and TAA lease are very thorough because they are all about getting payment so if you make the effort, you are safe.", "What state? In some you can counter and get 3x the amount in damages. \n\nIF they take your security file a suit to get it back. x3", "I’ve heard of putting chicken and milk in a mason jar and put it in the air vents. The food will spoil and expand with pressure eventually busting the jar and smelling awful. That or potatoes thrown into the vent. Similar concept with rotting and smelling awful and won’t kick it until a while after you’re gone.", "Talk to a lawyer about counter suing him. There are specific rules for debt collection, and other rules for landlords, and both sets must be followed. The lawyer will probably tell you to take action in small claims court, so you probably won't need to hire him for this, but you should be prepared to pay him for the consult. Depending on your location, you may be able to make your landlord pay all your legal fees if you win.", "If you have a security deposit with them then don’t pay the rent the last month and leave and let the one month security deposit cover it. I did it to a crappy landlord. Pissed them off good.", "I once heard of a dry waller that would leave a chicken bomb inside the walls until he was paid. It would be a bottle with chicken meat and something that would slowly build pressure and eventually cause it to pop. I'm not sure how viable it is for you though. At least leave an upper decker when you move out.", "Pour some kitty litter down some drains (unless of course you have a cat on the premises)\n\nCome back at a later date and gorilla glue their door shut or an outdoor water faucet shut.", "Most of these things will just end up messing with the next person who moves in and become their problem", "If it's a house and that cold turn the heat off. it will freeze the pipes", "Smear all his walls in poop. I’ve got a guy in Colorado if you’re interested.", "Just pay it really. Weird they are jumping so fast to sue for it. Depending where you are they cannot even do anything yet even on an eviction. In fact they are wasting court time and money. If they think they want to try sue that it was simply late then that is likely going completely backfire on them. You are 14 days into the month, how is it you are being sued already?", "In the dark corners of the closets get mold to grow... hopefully it gets out of hand before anyone notices and will cost them tons of cash to fix it", "I'd file for a restraining order.\n\nIt's your last month so it's not really worth it, but in the future you might consider it.", "Did they actually sue you or threaten to sue you? Those are very different things. \n\nThreatening to sue people is free. Anyone can do it. Actually suing people takes time and money. I just don’t see sense in lawyering up over your first late payment in the final month of your lease. It’s not even delinquent rent, it’s just a little late. They really want to spend lawyer money because you’re a few weeks late? They would get laughed out of court. They would probably have to spend more on the lawyer than what they would get in rent. There’s no real end game there, they’d be fucking themselves. \n\nHonestly they were probably worried you were going to skip out on last month’s rent completely which is incredibly easy for tenants to do. That’s why a lot of agreements make you deposit first and last. They’re trying to cover their ass by scaring you. As you said, it’s winter and covid times. The last thing you’re going to care deeply about is the landlord’s finances and the landlord probably knows this.", "There's not much you can do that will hurt them without causing yourself significant damage. You could just stay there, and with squatters rights you can avoid months of rent, and when they eventually try to collect in the court if you have no money there's nothing they can do. This will basically destroy your financial life, though.\n\nIf you know their personal address/phone number, you can do one of the many pranks in this sub, like signing them up for intrusive ads and embarrassing packages. I personally like to get revenge by using their phone number on 10 different sweepstakes ads and shady websites, as the number of do not call lists they'd have to go through 30 minutes to get on would be ridiculous. Then sign them up for text alerts in everything you can, or set up a simple program to text them from a different number every day with something rude/annoying. \n\nYou can order dozens of pizzas to their house over the phone, or just really gross pizzas, as their address will get blacklisted for it, bonus points if you leave their number as the reference. You could do that at their favorite restaurant too, ordering a cheap dish to not hurt the staff but since they will never come pay for it their number will get blacklisted.", "A lot of these other answers assume you're not in breach of the agreement. You admit that you _are_ in breach of the agreement, so you shouldn't follow most of this advice.\n\nHowever, you feel that despite being in breech, they could be friendlier, such as giving you warnings rather than outright suing you. This is ULTP, so okay, let's do this the unethical way.\n\nGet dry ice. Arrange a walk-through. Do the shrimp thing described in another post, except you want them already in place for the walk-through, but not stinky -- thus the dry ice.", "Pay your rent and any lease agreement late fees. Move out. Be happy.\n\nBut if you must have illegal, then just murder the dude and be fine with your petty anger.", "Landlords are facing the covid situation also. They also have bills to pay.\n\nEspecially those who are elderly.", "Super glue in the locks after you leave and lock it. You return the keys and he can’t prove it’s you hit he still has to pay a locksmith." ]

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[ "If you have a thief's phone number, profile picture (can't find social media), and name, what could you do to fuck with them if the cops did nothing? ", "If you have a thief's phone number, profile picture (can't find social media), and name, what could you do to fuck with them if the cops did nothing? ", "If you have a thief's phone number, profile picture (can't find social media), and name, what could you do to fuck with them if the cops did nothing? ", "If you have a thief's phone number, profile picture (can't find social media), and name, what could you do to fuck with them if the cops did nothing? ", "If you have a thief's phone number, profile picture (can't find social media), and name, what could you do to fuck with them if the cops did nothing? ", "If you have a thief's phone number, profile picture (can't find social media), and name, what could you do to fuck with them if the cops did nothing? " ]

[ "Sign them up for Scientology. They will continue to harass them for the rest of their life", "Make a post on Craigslist for something free, like “free chickens” or something ridiculous like that. Include their phone number in the description, saying to call/text the number if anyone is interested in getting a free X. Super annoying and they’ll never know it was you who did it. \n\nAlso have you reverse image searched their photo? You may find socials that way.", "Give me the information and I'll fucking professionally troll their ass", "Call them up with an excuse to get their name. *ring* Hi, excuse me you are speaking with Joe from GiftsExchange. We have received a gift for you and we couldn't ship it since the anonymous gifter has seemed to put in the wrong address. Could you give me your area code and your full name as confirmation before we proceed? \n \nOr some other bullshit story for them to give their name and or address. From there take it to the cops once you matched the photo. Or try and extort them saying you will turn them in.", "Though that phone number down to every call list and free trial you can", "Also do reverse search on the profile picture and you should be able to find their social media." ]

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[ "How to ruin the life of a former bully who tormented you in teen years, without everyone knowing it’s you. Now that your all adults with careers? ", "How to ruin the life of a former bully who tormented you in teen years, without everyone knowing it’s you. Now that your all adults with careers? ", "How to ruin the life of a former bully who tormented you in teen years, without everyone knowing it’s you. Now that your all adults with careers? ", "How to ruin the life of a former bully who tormented you in teen years, without everyone knowing it’s you. Now that your all adults with careers? ", "How to ruin the life of a former bully who tormented you in teen years, without everyone knowing it’s you. Now that your all adults with careers? ", "How to ruin the life of a former bully who tormented you in teen years, without everyone knowing it’s you. Now that your all adults with careers? ", "How to ruin the life of a former bully who tormented you in teen years, without everyone knowing it’s you. Now that your all adults with careers? " ]

[ "Find out where he works, become his boss then fire him.\n\nRinse and repeat.", "Plant drugs at his business, in his desk or locker. Then make an anonymous call to security.", "If you have the means, or the money... You and I both know what's best suited for a creature like that. 🌝😏🙂", "Step 1 : find his phone number\n\nStep 2 : install brave browser open globfone website, call him and torture him daily.", "I don’t care if you want to do mean things to this guy, because it sounds like he deserves it. But I’d like to set the unethical stuff aside for a second and just express some concern for you. All of the revenge in the world is probably not going to heal you. And getting too locked into that “I’m suffering, it’s his fault, he’s living well and I’m going to make him suffer outside of the judicial system” mindset - which is where the school/workplace shooter mindset arises from, by the way - is not healthy for you. (Again, I’m not concerned about him. Sounds like he has whatever is coming to him.) So regardless of whether you put revenge plans into action, will you please take care of yourself and try to really focus on facing and healing from your trauma? No revenge is going to help you as much as working through what’s happened to you and being able to sleep well at night. \n\nI’m sorry this happened to you. It shouldn’t have.", "I had a bully in high school who gave me PTSD. And even after we graduated, when she would pass me in the hallways at the local community college she always had this smirk on her face like she'd gotten something over on me. I was too terrified to confront her about it. I probably still would be today, and I graduated high school back in 2003.\n\nI literally moved away from California partially so I wouldn't risk running into her anymore. It was that bad. \n\nWhat finally allowed me to move on, after years and years and years of therapy, was a therapist telling me that my bully was going to treat people in the future the same way she treated me, and at some point it's going to bite her in the ass. Hard. \n\nYour bully will experience the same thing, whether they're doing to people the exact things they did to you or not. People who treat other people like our bullies treated us are rotten inside. That doesn't change. The fallout they experience will be their own doing, and that's the most effective revenge you could ever ask for.", "Do you like, go by his work ever or know where he parks his car? Can always just do easy stuff that's super frustrating to him or maybe he doesn't even know, like throwing sweet liquids on his car to attract a bunch of insects or birds to shit all over it? Dropping food by his driver door and tire every day and a mouse or something will eventually find it was into his engine bay and maybe even sneak inside one day. Alternatively, just piss in a cup or get gross ass moldy food water and throw it on there everyday. If there's no cameras I would also let air out of his tires every other day but make sure it's a different tire everytime and don't actually damage it lol it will drive him insane just trying to figure out how it's happening after a few days, that one is always a classic" ]

[ 22, 10, 5, 4, 2, 1, 1 ]

[ "Force my shitty apartment complex to replace my ancient air conditioner ", "Force my shitty apartment complex to replace my ancient air conditioner ", "Force my shitty apartment complex to replace my ancient air conditioner ", "Force my shitty apartment complex to replace my ancient air conditioner " ]

[ "Never replace air filter. Constantly cycle it from heat to cool. Figure out where the freon is and give it a slow, non-reparable leak.", "There’s an ombudsman program in Texas for renters. Google that and turn in your landlord. I am a landlord, I take care of my people, and I hate when cheapskates make me look bad.", "if the unit is an out door unit. throw a dead squirrel in it. \n\nI have actually had live ones get chopped up in mine.", "If you could make a valid case of black mould growing in it, you could bring their attention to said mould and that their not replacing it is potentially sue-able as it's their responsibility and risking your health.\n\nStill, better to talk to a lawyer specialising in property law. But this is cheaper. Or make it somehow 'give out for good'" ]

[ 6, 2, 1, 1 ]

[ "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? ", "Our department's laptop running for 7 years now - and my seniors are applying for a renewal but quality department is insisting that they'll only change it if broke down. Any tips on how to make laptops deteriorate faster without damaging it physically? " ]

[ "Download Hiren's Boot.\nMake bootable USB drive with rufus.\nInsert Hiren's onto the drive.\nBackup essentials from your ancient laptop.\nConnect Hiren's USB drive into the port and restart the museum artifact. Smash the bios button. Choose USB drive as main boot device. Save changes and restart.\nWhen Hiren's boots, choose \"HDD tools\" and then \"KillDisk\". Y, Y, Y, OK, Y. Remove USB drive, play dumb.", "Install too much background software. Think McAfee, Norton, etc - things that are supposed to benefit it, but run in the background. It sounds like a few of those might stop it from running entirely. Good luck!", "If you can open it up, remove the thermal paste between the heat sink and processor", "Back in the old internet days, they’d get kids to brick their computers by deleting sys32 via the command prompt", "The laptop is legitimately having issues, which is causing you to be less productive and has a potential for data loss. \n\nMy suggestion is to take the laptop to a local computer repair shop. Explain the situation and request an estimate that details the issues, upgrades to fix/repair, labor costs and data recovery/backup services. \n\nSuggest it may be less expensive to purchase a replacement laptop and it could be helpful if the estimate recommended this. Slip/bribe/tip the technician a $50 for a \"proper\" estimate to help your case.", "That quality department certainly doesn't sound like it cares about quality\n\nYou say that you don't want to physically damage it but it needs to break down eh?\n\nHow about trying to corrupt the os? Or maybe try changing some bios settings to make to unable to boot? Maybe disable some harddrives or enable/disable secure boot? Or you could try pulling the power in the middle of a bios/os update?\n\nNote some of what i said above could damage it beyond easy repair if done badly enough\n\nOr if you can show them how bad the laggy experience is then you could just bloat the living shit out of it like one of the other comments said, get a lot of shit that runs in the background and launches on startup. Though tbh it sounds bad enough already.", "If you have admin rights on the computer, start a BIOS update and interrupt it (I.e take out battery in the middle of it), this will effectively ’brick’ that computer", "nuke it in the microwave for 8 seconds. this was a tip given to me by a CompUSA tech close to 20 years ago when trying to warranty a bad laptop", "just go and delete random keys from the registry until the thing crashes LOL", "Put lint in the fans to wear them out, or just crack a fan blade and report fan noise.", "Wave a powerful magnet next to the hard disk drive until the system crashes, should permanently damage the hard drive with no way to show how it was done.", "So if you corrupt the OS will they format and reinstall or will they give a new laptop?", "Sounds like the laptop is running mechanical hard drive. Request for ssd and the laptop should be good for couple more years. Plus mechanical hard drive is sensitive with vibration when writing the data", "Run a application that causes as much processor load as possible, then wrap it in a blanket nice and snuggly.", "This is really dependent on security controls for your network and what kind of IT department there is. I would suggest finding a magnet to make the hard drive unusable and maybe they’ll be too lazy to reimage a new drive and just replace the whole thing", "Opening and closing a laptop might deteriorate the hinge. This is what damaged my first laptop to the point the display lost its backlighting. \n\nIf you’ve got young children / nephews, they can do it for you, no need to get a tendinitis for that, haha :D", "Leave it on with background pages/apps running to kill the battery. Over and over again. It will take some time, but it will do the job (essentially cooking the cpu)", "Your girlfriend's boobies an angora sweater and some balloons. The static charge should do the trick. And bonus is you get to rub balloons on your girlfriend's boobies - for science." ]

[ 20, 16, 13, 11, 10, 10, 8, 7, 4, 4, 3, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, -3 ]

[ "how do I get inside a mall early to be first in line for a GameStop release? ", "how do I get inside a mall early to be first in line for a GameStop release? ", "how do I get inside a mall early to be first in line for a GameStop release? ", "how do I get inside a mall early to be first in line for a GameStop release? " ]

[ "I don't understand. Is your local GameStop doing a first come first serve release when they open? Why not just pre-order it and show up at opening? Or go to a different store that isn't inside a mall?", "I used to work in the mall they have to open early to start opening procedures. Doubt they'll hassle you", "I remember the Metal Gear solid 4 fat ps3 release. I sat outside my local gamestop for at least 5 hours waiting for midnight release. I even got a pizza delivery. Those were the days.", "Employee entrances are unlocked early. Ignore the main entrances and try the side entrances. Just don't get caught inside by security or they will kick you out." ]

[ 4, 3, 1, 1 ]

[ "What are some things that are not illegal, but just will probably get you in trouble with security/employees if caught? Mostly thinking in terms of accessing areas or events you are not supposed to, but anything goes. ", "What are some things that are not illegal, but just will probably get you in trouble with security/employees if caught? Mostly thinking in terms of accessing areas or events you are not supposed to, but anything goes. ", "What are some things that are not illegal, but just will probably get you in trouble with security/employees if caught? Mostly thinking in terms of accessing areas or events you are not supposed to, but anything goes. " ]

[ "NHS Radar Key? The disability key used for toilets / certain canal or wildlife access gates. I think that you can only purchase them if you're eligible.\n\n... They're awesome. Many times I've seen that you don't need to wait in a queue and they are much cleaner due to having been regularly maintained etc.", ">Mostly thinking in terms of accessing areas or events you are not supposed to\n\nThat's technically trespassing, so it's typically illegal.\n\nBut you would be amazed what you can get away with if you are wearing a high vis vest, a toolbelt, and a metal contractor's clipboard.", "A big magnet. It could be used to unlock most alarms that have the clothes at the stores." ]

[ 8, 2, 1 ]

[ "My neighbor has stolen my political yard sign. What’s my next plan of action? I live in a conservative state and recently put a small yard sign up in support of a Democratic candidate. Yesterday, one of my neighbors stole the sign. I have it on video. \n\nSure, I could report him. But I’m sure you guys have better ideas. ", "My neighbor has stolen my political yard sign. What’s my next plan of action? I live in a conservative state and recently put a small yard sign up in support of a Democratic candidate. Yesterday, one of my neighbors stole the sign. I have it on video. \n\nSure, I could report him. But I’m sure you guys have better ideas. ", "My neighbor has stolen my political yard sign. What’s my next plan of action? I live in a conservative state and recently put a small yard sign up in support of a Democratic candidate. Yesterday, one of my neighbors stole the sign. I have it on video. \n\nSure, I could report him. But I’m sure you guys have better ideas. ", "My neighbor has stolen my political yard sign. What’s my next plan of action? I live in a conservative state and recently put a small yard sign up in support of a Democratic candidate. Yesterday, one of my neighbors stole the sign. I have it on video. \n\nSure, I could report him. But I’m sure you guys have better ideas. ", "My neighbor has stolen my political yard sign. What’s my next plan of action? I live in a conservative state and recently put a small yard sign up in support of a Democratic candidate. Yesterday, one of my neighbors stole the sign. I have it on video. \n\nSure, I could report him. But I’m sure you guys have better ideas. ", "My neighbor has stolen my political yard sign. What’s my next plan of action? I live in a conservative state and recently put a small yard sign up in support of a Democratic candidate. Yesterday, one of my neighbors stole the sign. I have it on video. \n\nSure, I could report him. But I’m sure you guys have better ideas. ", "My neighbor has stolen my political yard sign. What’s my next plan of action? I live in a conservative state and recently put a small yard sign up in support of a Democratic candidate. Yesterday, one of my neighbors stole the sign. I have it on video. \n\nSure, I could report him. But I’m sure you guys have better ideas. ", "My neighbor has stolen my political yard sign. What’s my next plan of action? I live in a conservative state and recently put a small yard sign up in support of a Democratic candidate. Yesterday, one of my neighbors stole the sign. I have it on video. \n\nSure, I could report him. But I’m sure you guys have better ideas. " ]

[ "I’d sneak a bumper magnet (cause a sticker would cause more trouble) that opposes their views on their car when they aren’t paying attention, especially right before they go to work or something like that.", "Have sex with your neighbor’s (insert family member). Assert dominance.", "Tag the sign with a dye, like what they use on fire alarm boxes to reduce malicious false alarms. The dye gets on their skin, takes days for it to wear off. It's marketed as \"Tamper Dye\".", "Maybe your sign so convinced your neighbour that this was the right candidate for the job that he took it to repost it in the most prominent spot in town.\n\nElection sign stealing is of course not acceptable, but it’s very common and widely tolerated. There’s really nothing worthwhile to be done about it but secure a new sign, like perhaps behind a window.", "Pour concrete in the ground under sign. Install it like a fence post with stainless steel pole.... in his yard.", "Isn’t it illegal to steal political yard signs? Just report him to the police with proof.", "Obviously he really just likes your candidate so much he wanted the sign for himself- go get hundreds of signs by calling the campaign office and put them all on his lawn.", "Do both of you have dogs? Just toss all your dog shit in his hard and make his job twice as hard. Or in his pool. Or wherever. " ]

[ 39, 39, 19, 17, 9, 5, 1, 1 ]

[ "How to cause a coworker to want to quit, without anything traced to me? 1. If they are one position above me?\n2. If they are manager (two positions above me)?\n\nI don’t want their positions, I just just hate them.", "How to cause a coworker to want to quit, without anything traced to me? 1. If they are one position above me?\n2. If they are manager (two positions above me)?\n\nI don’t want their positions, I just just hate them.", "How to cause a coworker to want to quit, without anything traced to me? 1. If they are one position above me?\n2. If they are manager (two positions above me)?\n\nI don’t want their positions, I just just hate them.", "How to cause a coworker to want to quit, without anything traced to me? 1. If they are one position above me?\n2. If they are manager (two positions above me)?\n\nI don’t want their positions, I just just hate them.", "How to cause a coworker to want to quit, without anything traced to me? 1. If they are one position above me?\n2. If they are manager (two positions above me)?\n\nI don’t want their positions, I just just hate them." ]

[ "Here's how to get everyone else to hate them: when talking to mutual co-workers, speak highly of them and say how great you think they are. Then, when you're with them, brush them off and act annoyed by their existence. When they talk to other co-workers about you they will look like an asshole because they hate you yet you think the world of them. This may make them want to leave, or they will be extra nice to you.", "You can get someone to make legit death threats/scare them for less that a few hundred dollars.", "type up a death threat with pictures of them send it to them from a diffrent city say you wont kill them if they get a job as a sewage worker for a month", "say they sexually harresed you [helps if people think your gay] make up some thing like bathroom bang on a work trip", "Get their resume. Update it so it is current, but also use wording to make them look like an exemplary employee. Don't over exaggerate. Then submit said resume to every job site and apply for comparable jobs on their behalf. Might work, might not." ]

[ 34, 4, 1, 1, 1 ]

[ "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?", "tow company damaged my car and won't pay to fix. Won't tell me name of their insurance company They have 2 locations 10 miles apart and are your stereotypical shady tow company. What can I do to make them miserable?" ]

[ "Sue the tow company personally in small claims court. Its not hard or expensive and you dont need a lawyer", "How did they damage it? Did you contact your insurance company? That’s the first step. Tell them the name of the tow company and bada bing!", "Since everyone else is giving you legit answers, I'll offer an unethical one.\n\nUse a fake number like a Google Voice one and order a wrecker in the middle of the night to a distant area.", "Do you have some kind of way to prove they damaged it, other than your say-so?", "Sue them. Either with a lawyer, or without.\n\nYou could go in to the office and try speaking with them, but if they don't play ball, go straight to sue them", "Maybe contact an attorney, some do free consults and can advise you on the best course of action", "Buy boxes of bulk tack/nails. Throw them out the window anytime you drive by the tow company. It would be ironic if the tow trucks were popping tires when they go to tow others.", "Whole lotta ethical life pro tips on how to file insurance claims here in the unethical life pro tips sub….\n\nFind out which lots they service and start calling them out to tow cars that don’t exist. It’s not much but you can cost them time and money. Add *67 as a prefix to their number if calling from your own phone; That’ll make it show up as an ‘unknown number’. Good luck have fun", "Wouldn't the towing company have useful info on their business license? Honestly wondering, I know nothing about this.", "So far the comments havent been about how to make the tow company miserable. My 4x4 truck had the back bumper bent into a V because I had heavy tools in the box and also the front differential (transaxle) fucked by them towing it with a regular tow truck, they claimed ignorance on both.", "First, they must had taken pictures of damage prior to towing, otherwise they can not prove prior damage. In your case, you need to sue them with a demand for breaking the laws for refusing to provide the insurance info, press charges for the refusal, but get them on recorded refusing, and demand huge damages. Also use your insurance for repairs and get your insurance to demand their insurance number." ]

[ 54, 30, 16, 9, 7, 4, 4, 3, 1, 1, 1 ]

[ "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process ", "Petty piece of shit admin strong-armed my boss into firing me, need to block them from being involved in appeals process " ]

[ "Not unethical but definitely read through employee manual or equivalent about this arbitration process. If it says only people x, y, and z are present, then print it, highlight it, bring it on and day of arbitration demand anyone else is removed before continuing.", "Even if you stay. He’s going to hunt down every opportunity to make your life hell, just to spite you. Toxic workplace for sure.", "Call him out on Indeed, Glass door etc., give then a low rating and move on. Why would you even want to work there after this? So you can walk on pins and needles for the rest of your time? Warn others and trust karma will catch up with him which isnt unethical but just deserving..", "Tell them that if Bob attends the meeting, you would like to have an attorney present, but you'll waive the right if he's excluded. They might agree just to avoid having a lawyer around... they also might decide to bring their own, so this can backfire.", "Not UE, don’t do anything UE (the irony is not lost) - \n\nAssuming this is in the US, and you didn’t do anything egregious - yes, you are not likely going to get your old job back, but you may be eligible for unemployment if you were terminated through no fault of your own.\n\nStart searching for another job now. When while you’re searching for another job comes up, you can cite the toxic workplace culture, etc., there are a lot of vacant jobs out there and how you present yourself going forward will be what opens doors for you.\n\nConcurrently, you NEED to go through the appeal process, If you don’t, that will be the first thing your employer states when they reply to the state in response to your unemployment claim.\n\nTreat the appeal process as information gathering, put your best foot forward, fake smile, don’t argue, just state facts, and gather facts. Ask as many questions you can such as what policy were you in violation of, ask for examples of others being dismissed for the same reason, confirm there were no performance issues, etc. \n\nTake as detailed notes as you can, request any/all documentation you can, even better if your state law allows, use your phone or something to record the conversation, even if it is just so you can type up detailed notes.\n\nAll of this will help in your unemployment claim and if it goes to a formal hearing. \n\nYou’ll have time to come up with good questions, points, and documentation (or even examples of them being unwilling to provide you with documentation).\n\nIf you go to a formal hearing with a lot of documentation and questions you have a reasonable chance at getting unemployment payments.\n\nWorst case, you make them spend the time and energy responding to the state and dealing with it.\n\nBest case, you get unemployment payments and their unemployment insurance rates go up.\n\nYou can keep this up even if you find a new job, if you win, you’ll be paid for the time you were out of work.\n\n- Best", "Wait till the day of arbitration, then let the air out of his car tyres, and superglue the door locks shut. Cant arbitrate if you are not there.", "Get reviews from your chain of command. Then you can show that people involved in your work don't want you gone, some random admin wants, but they don't have any reasoning backing that up.\nThat's not unethical, but it may help you.", "I don't understand, if you're fired, you're out of the company. How are you going back in the company again?", "Hey didn't Bob offer to let you keep your job if you went down on him, just saying???", "fuck that meeting. sounds like its just a way to make you beg for your job back and i wouldnt want to work somewhere that already fired me.\n\nULPT would be to give him some kind of personal issue he would need to sort out instead of the meeting. example is does he have a kid? call \"from the school\" just before the meeting and insist he needs to pick up his kid from school.", "Find out some personal information about Bob and leverage it to ensure he is unable to attend the arbitration meeting.\n\nDo you know where he will be attending from? Call in a bomb threat.\n\nIs he married? Fake a call that his wife has been rushed to the hospital.\n\nAttending from his home? Cut his internet access.\n\nEnsure that he cannot be present for he meeting", "What's his role? Admin doesn't really mean anything. Is he your boss, or above your boss?", "call in an anonymous report of domestic violence against his wife at his home address on the morning of", "Make him/her mad by getting another job quickly, somewhere else. Which you are going to have to do sooner than later anyways.", "Find out where bob lives and put a potato in their tailpipe the night before the meeting.", "I would stonewall the arbitration process and act like your lawyering up", "So, FemBob here is a piece of shit boss basically. The best way to handle that kind of boss is to cost them money. Find their place of residence and use that to your advantage. Put ads on craigslist for all kinds of weird shit for sale addressed to them. Give FemBobs number and address to addicts saying they can get their fix there, it just takes a bit of convincing. If they live in a house this becomes easier. Sign them up for newsletters, email spam, mailing lists for various religious organization and political parties. Make things suck, maybe force them to move. If they luce in A HOA, some nocturnal visits to fuck with their property in ways that annoy the neighbours will work wonders. Buy a shitbox car that barely starts and park it in their parking spot, cut the fuel line and starter, and abandon it. Make life exhausting and expensive for them.\n\nAlso, get the fuck out of that job. Find something better, because if they let one petty asshole do their thing, they will let any petty asshole do their thing, and thats not the kind of weakass management you want to deal with.", "The fact that you not only considered but actually pulled the lawyer trigger makes you a liability to your (former) company.", "Record that shit and put them on blast. Also pay for negative reviews on their company. 50 reviews is like 100$.", "Place a WiFi jammer device near her router and set it off right as the meeting starts.", "Find an event you and her both were at and accuse her of sexual harassment\n\nEveryone she's pressured will suddenly look at heR differently.", "Also look at if this is consistent behavior and if there is a precedent. When one off things like this happened it raises some questions as to why there is such a change. Maybe Bob can be involved and he has been before in other instances. Not much leverage you have here. But if he's not ever involved, it may raise flags as to why his interest is so high now. This creates an argument you have were it was retaliation or anti-favoritism? (i don't know what you would call this but think you understand)", "Admin: What do you want?\n\nYou: One year's salary, with benefits.\n\nAdmin: That's not going to happen.\n\nYou: Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge, to boot?\n\nAdmin: Against who?\n\nYou: Against You. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?", "This is UE so dont do it, but spike her coffee with at least 48 proof vodka right before she has a big meeting, or at least a meeting with someone thats more powerful than her or supervisor. Then, if she drink the whole cup, it would be safe to say that at least your not leaving alone.", "There seems to be no real solution found for you from what i have seen. Something i could say though would be to get their ip address and have someone who knows how to do so to shut down their internet for the duration of the meeting. This isn't something that is easy for a multitude of reasons, but it all depends on who you know, or where you go", "Just do what chicks do and claim sexual harassment, it pretty much stops the fireing process as it might result in a real lawsuit. Much easier for chicks. But if you dig up enough dirty on female bob you could claim yall hooked up and now her motives to you being fired are highly motivated by your messy break up/ falling out. \n\nDepending on how unethical youre willing to go creating fake profiles of her \"cheating\" or being a thot might get her opinion thrown out. Following her home is another step you could do as to getting her address and saying youve been there and or met somewhere close to there.", "I’d ask to be put on a PIP for 30 days and use that time to find a new job.", "It seems that their involvement would be unethical and this question therefore ethical and in the wrong sub.", "In the spirit of unethical life pro tips.\n\nMurder him.\n\nThats a pretty foolproof way to avoid him being at the meeting.\n\nDon’t get caught though, or you’ll be going to prison instead of unemployment.", "I would just straight up say it’s inappropriate for her to be in this meeting and if she refuses to leave I will be filing an additional complaint for harassment. \n\nI would also be armed with evidence of all the ways she is wrong.", "Don't stay at this job unless you got some heavy hammer to swing that demonstrates you're a worthwhile employee. \n\nBeyond that, this is a toughie because they'll probably be able to remote in via phone or webcam.", "Don't show up. The opposition will be armed to the teeth with reason your termination was legit. Take the wind out of them.\n\nAlso, don't work for companies. If you died today, your job will be up for offer before your obituary is in the paper. That's how much you matter.\n\nLet it go, but don't forget. Keep track of Bob, and ten years down the line if it still matters reintroduce yourself to Bob.", "Been there. You won’t win unless you have leverage which is an EXTREMELY difficult thing to get when you’re the subordinate who just got fired at an “at will” job. I’ve spent many nights fuming and very upset with the treatment I received from my manager reading our entire conflict policy but they stack the deck against you. It’s either have leverage or use whatever you can from the policy to help you.", "1. Go to Bob's house. \n2. Fuck Bob's dog/cat. \n3. Maintain eye contact with Bob while doing so.", "Find out where Bob lives. The day of arbitration, have a friend who’s good with cars park in front of her driveway/parking spot before work. Have him disable it somehow to make it look like it’s broken down. When she doesn’t show up, you have the meeting all to yourself. If they try to reschedule, refuse saying they had plenty of time to prepare.", "Does \"Bob\" have a sexual interest in you? Or is there any possibility of that? ", "Sounds like you don't want to take responsibility for whatever you did. Posting on ULPT only confirms that suspicion." ]

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[ "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? ", "Neighbors put up a giant 8 foot tall cross in our shared yard. What religious yard ornaments can I get to combat this oversized cross? " ]

[ "A statue of [Baphomet](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/11/10/autossell/10-SATANICTEMPLE/09-SATANICTEMPLE-superJumbo.jpg).", "I think satanism is a protected religion. Make your yard look like a Rob Zombie movie.", "Something like this \n\n\nhttps://www.vancouverisawesome.com/events-and-entertainment/penis-satan-statue-public-art-history-vancouver-1945590", "A Satanic symbol opposite or mirror to it usually gets the point across. If you didn't want it to be too expensive you could do a banner with a pentagram on it", "Calvin, pissing on a cross, of course. The ultimate “fuck you” to any known symbol.", "With 2x4's make the letters i, t and s and put them in the ground next to it.", "Set it on fire, take pictures, send it to the news. They will never have a cross up again.", "Another cross even bigger than him but with bloody sploaches all over it and spikes sticking out and jeasus dangling (idk what word to use, English is my third language) there with blood pouring out all over and bad stuff like mushrooms growing out and bodly fluids leaking out\n\nI KNOW this is gross as f and even anti Christian but i presented this solution as a last option which will definately invoke a waging war with neighbour or even entire neighborhood\n\nAnd op, if your neighbour's cross ever gets on fire, don't call me, call 911 especially if it was burning at 3:30am (which is time when sleep is most deep)", "The atomic whirl image, used as a symbol for atheism.\n\nhttps://jaimedavid27.home.blog/2020/02/05/my-journey-to-atheism/", "Covertly advertise a klan rally for their yard on a particular night.\n\nJust an aside, not to spoil your jollies or anything but... really, what pisses you off about an 8 foot tall cross, and why do you want to \"start some shit?\"\n\nVoice of experience here: those *might* be people you *might* need some day." ]

[ 54, 38, 8, 5, 2, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0 ]

[ "I just got access to an HSA my company funds $250 twice a year. What can I get away with? ", "I just got access to an HSA my company funds $250 twice a year. What can I get away with? " ]

[ "Paying for qualified medical care. Unless you want to commit a federal crime.", "Quit your job. HSA funds are yours once they deposited.\n\nReapply and get hired right before the next $250.\n\nRinse repeat. Combine with getting jobs at other companies that also contribute to HSA\n\n\\s" ]

[ 10, 7 ]

[ "What is the easiest, preferably free, way to find someone's address with minimal information? ", "What is the easiest, preferably free, way to find someone's address with minimal information? ", "What is the easiest, preferably free, way to find someone's address with minimal information? ", "What is the easiest, preferably free, way to find someone's address with minimal information? ", "What is the easiest, preferably free, way to find someone's address with minimal information? ", "What is the easiest, preferably free, way to find someone's address with minimal information? " ]

[ "Not an answer, but anyone else feel like these requests will ultimately get this sub shut down? I don’t want reddit to think this is a mixing place for actual stalkers/lunatics/criminals.", "True People search for a subscription cost of $15 a month. This post is advertising.", "Whitepages.com is legit BUT a) you have to pay for some of the info and b) you cannot delete your account afterwards.\nSorry I can't help you with your problem, but at least I can give you the advice of staying away from that website.\nGood luck!", "You can try looking at their state and city court records to see if they have been in trouble.", "Also, if they have a website, you can look up the “who is” information on the domain name to see what name and address was used.", "Registered voters are usually easy to find even if you have minimal info." ]

[ 8, 5, 3, 2, 2, 1 ]

[ "Ignorant asshole does his nightly jog through an off-leash dog park and yells at people to get their dogs away from him ", "Ignorant asshole does his nightly jog through an off-leash dog park and yells at people to get their dogs away from him ", "Ignorant asshole does his nightly jog through an off-leash dog park and yells at people to get their dogs away from him ", "Ignorant asshole does his nightly jog through an off-leash dog park and yells at people to get their dogs away from him " ]

[ "Leash your dog and start jogging with him. Follow him telling everyone I just caught this guy kicking a dog.", "Dude could pick a different trail if he wants, like you said there are trails all over the LA area. He's there to get people to look at him. What may work would be to audibly applaud him each time you see him and begin escalating to full-on cheering him on from behind as he runs. Give him what he's after, and show him why what he's after is a pain in the ass and he should move on to another place. Treat it as a malicious compliance.", "Borrow a giant great dane who likes to jump on people. Unleash. Reap benefits.", "There is nothing to do. Airhorn, jammer, scenes, that would make you same thing as him, or worse. Kill the devil, but you are taking his place." ]

[ 25, 11, 2, 1 ]

[ "What’s the best way to go about getting a medical marijuana card that’s most in my favour? ", "What’s the best way to go about getting a medical marijuana card that’s most in my favour? ", "What’s the best way to go about getting a medical marijuana card that’s most in my favour? " ]

[ "Insomnia. I had a whole list of shit when I did my telemedicine interview. He stopped me at insomnia, first word out and wrote me a script.\n\nDoc, I'm having trouble falling and staying asleep. I don't feel bad, I've been smoking since 94 and it feels good to not be persecuted anymore.", "Depends on the state. California gives them out for anything, and some states recognize other states medical cards, like Arizona. Anxiety, lack of appetite, and migraines/body aches are good reasons.", "Chronic pain.mine is chronic stomach pain but back pain and difficulty sleeping is gooe too.Worked for NY. You can look up states specific diagnoses but chronic pain is common." ]

[ 7, 4, 2 ]

[ "Suppose I wanted to flood somebodies mailbox (email and physical) with \"uncomfortable\" stuff. What would be good sites/companies to sign them up for? ", "Suppose I wanted to flood somebodies mailbox (email and physical) with \"uncomfortable\" stuff. What would be good sites/companies to sign them up for? ", "Suppose I wanted to flood somebodies mailbox (email and physical) with \"uncomfortable\" stuff. What would be good sites/companies to sign them up for? ", "Suppose I wanted to flood somebodies mailbox (email and physical) with \"uncomfortable\" stuff. What would be good sites/companies to sign them up for? ", "Suppose I wanted to flood somebodies mailbox (email and physical) with \"uncomfortable\" stuff. What would be good sites/companies to sign them up for? ", "Suppose I wanted to flood somebodies mailbox (email and physical) with \"uncomfortable\" stuff. What would be good sites/companies to sign them up for? " ]

[ "Borderline racist groups like the BNP, extreme right parties, or depending on the person the other extreme. Just things they’d hate. Political groups, give their details to pizza companies, sign them up for catalog order stuff if the catalog is free and it’s stuff they won’t want... info about sexual health.... sex toy brochure.... you get the idea. Or things they find boring like bird watching groups, or model trains (not hating if you’re into that - you do you. Just the opposite of their interests).", "Just remember you can sign them up for as much as you want BUT NEVER sign anything with a real or fake name other than your own. Thats the catch on getting tagged for mail fraud vs nothing they can do about it. \n\nLong time ago guy got nabbed for sending subscriptions for gay life magazines and all that. He made the mistake of forging, not even forging, just signing his targets name. He did hard time and a huge fine. If he signed his name or just left the line blank he would have gotten off.", "If you really wanna irritate - use their phone number for signing up for online groups. They are likely to sell it to cold callers and they’ll get lots of calls from call centres trying to sell them stuff.", "I believe there are places where you can pay $100 to sign up an email(s) to a metric f ton of spam sites", "Go to the grocery/liquor store and remove the subscription postcards from as many different magazines as you can. Fill them out and select “bill me later” then send them in..", "Your post has been removed for the following reason -\n\n\nRule 2 - Your tip must provide some benefit. Posts that are just clever ways of being a dick will be removed." ]

[ 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1 ]

[ "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? ", "I ordered a new phone for my daughter. When it arrived there was a second phone in the box. Should I keep it? " ]

[ "Obviously. But I wouldn't turn it on till after your billing cycle to see if they caught their mistake. \nI would definitely keep it or sell it. But for sure not give it back.", "YES, and here it’s why[keep what you didn’t order, it’s 100% legal](https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0181-unordered-merchandise)", "Don’t see why not. If it were something made by a small company then I would say return it, but since it’s a phone from a large company, it’ll never be missed and I doubt you’ll get any gratitude for returning it.\n\nKeep it as a backup in case the first breaks.", "If your wife hasn’t seen it you could return it, otherwise she will make you keep it. It happened to me, I ordered 1 child and my wife gave birth to twins, she made me keep both.", "Yes. If someone mails you something, even in error, it is legally yours.", "Serial number / EIN / identifying number should be on the box and hardcoded into the phone's device settings. Have your daughter use the phone that matches the box number - this way there won't be any warranty, replacement, or service issues.\n\nSell the other phone, or do whatever else you'd like with it. The company is only keeping track of the one that matches the box number. There isn't a way for them to know about the other.", "Yeah. I’m not worried about feeling guilty. I just don’t want to be tracked down for it.", "There’s no indication on the invoice or packing slip or anywhere else that we received this second phone.", "This happened to me. I got home from the store with 3 phones when I paid for 2. I called the store and asked to speak with the sales girl twice and left messages. I only wanted to speak to her as to not get anyone fired. She never called back so fuck it. I kept it.", "I asked almost the same thing. I got three free phones. They kept sending them. Shrugs. Got the same answers. All mine now!" ]

[ 82, 73, 57, 11, 3, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1 ]

[ "How to attain an adderall prescription. I don't think I have ADHD but I know that I'm incredibly more productive when on Adderall. How do I convince a doctor that I should be prescribed it? ", "How to attain an adderall prescription. I don't think I have ADHD but I know that I'm incredibly more productive when on Adderall. How do I convince a doctor that I should be prescribed it? ", "How to attain an adderall prescription. I don't think I have ADHD but I know that I'm incredibly more productive when on Adderall. How do I convince a doctor that I should be prescribed it? " ]

[ "Go to the doctors and lie about your symptoms, theyll prescribe you some sort of add meds. If they dont prescribe adderall, keep coming back saying youre experienceing some side effect until they give you adderall.", "Take adderall and few lines of coke when ever you go to the doctors appointment.", "Calling out here. I have major ADHD but don’t have an adderall prescription. Not sure what the requirements for aderall are" ]

[ 10, 5, 2 ]

[ "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. 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I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​", "my landlady keeps increasing the price of washer and dryer. I'm paying close to $2500 a month for 2BR and it drives me nuts that I need to pay extra for clothes. How can I Save this money As stated in the title. It's a Huebsch washer and dryer combo, currently at $2 per load for each machine.\n\nModel **hwt221wm1102**\n\n**Huebsch Alliance Laundry Systems LLP**\n\n​" ]

[ "Find the model number, then purchase a replacement owner key if available.", "I’m in the same situation. I bought the special washing machine key online that opens the service door (not the coin door), which allows access to make the machine free, or simply activate it without quarters. \n\nWrite down the model of the machines and search for the right key. They’re like $5-10. \n\nOpen the service door and you’ll see a black switch — press it and the machine thinks you just put in the quarters. \n\nThere’s also probably a couple of wires connected with a molex connector. Disconnect the wires to access the service mode. Then you can press a combo of buttons on the machine controls to change the price (not advised, as it will be obvious to the owner) or start the machine for free. \n\nYou have to look up your machine model to determine the right key presses. \n\nIf you have card-reader machines that can’t be opened, you could probably get a card reader/writer and update your card with your computer to add ‘money’ to it.", "2500 dollars a month and no washing machine for free ? Bruh I get that it's probably some big city in 1st world country but still", "Buy a portable washer/dryer combo. They are made for situations like these. Depending on where you are some people even rent them.", "\nbuy a key.\n\nhttps://www.searspartsdirect.com/product/4fyaqt9nc2-0026-110/id-4396669?sid=pla:bing:newengen+-+PLA+-+Universal+Replacement+Parts:1205065394267198::c&msclkid=4ae2c13fd17b1ea2d583a29a3f15cad2\n\nhttps://www.walmart.com/c/kp/washer-dryer-key?irgwc=1&sourceid=imp_WFkQDt1pdxyNT-px3Dynxw2DUkA2K7Qwe1RF2g0&veh=aff&wmlspartner=imp_2003851&clickid=WFkQDt1pdxyNT-px3Dynxw2DUkA2K7Qwe1RF2g0&sharedid=bing&affiliates_ad_id=566719&campaign_id=9383", "Many suggest keys. I found on YouTube my model can be hacked. All I have to do is follow a tutorial like left right left right and toggled to a setting for a free wash. Now I get it free but can't do delicates lol", "Exchange your currency into a cheaper one that the machine will think is quarters", "Does it take coins or tokens? If tokens, then just go to the manufacturer and buy them in bulk", "If it's a coinop, learn to pick open the coin container. Many of these are tubular locks that, with a tubular lock pick tool, takes very little effort to open. \n\n\nIf it's a keycard based machine, you have to program the washer/dryer for whatever price you want. Usually you can pull the faceplate with the controls off with security torx bits. (A $10 electric screwdriver from home depot will make really quick work of this). Usually there's a switch, or a plug that's unplugged that puts it into maintenance mode. This lets you do things like change the price (down to 0 if you'd like), or in some models, run a test load.\n\n​\n\nI may or may not have used the latter option, always washed my clothes at 11pm when nobody else was around, would set the price to 0, run two loads, set it back to the standard price, and screw the plate back on. \n\n​\n\nThe only way you wont be able to get away with something like this is \n\n1. If there's surveillance.\n2. If you take ALL the coins.\n3. If it's the type of machine that lets you use a cr", "Use mafia tactics. “Really nice apartments you have here, it would be a shame if they burned down because youse keep raising the price on the laundry machines.”\n\n", "Unethical cost, unethical response. Simple. I love the people trying to help OP find a key! Stick it to the leeches!", "Pay rent in quarters, when asked why you did that. “Figured it was what you wanted since you keep upping the rates on the washer/dryer\n\n", "$2 is average. I posted a few months ago with the same complaint and people responded saying they paid 2-3.50 a load. Only a minority paid less than 2\n\nI agree it's bullshit and I feel your rage.", "I lived in a building that had common washer/dryer once and you had to get tokens, what I’d do is I’d buy some, but then find the exact same one on Amazon in bulk - lasted me the entire year I lived there for like 30$", "My husband got into lock picking and was able to get in and hack the machines so there was a way it would run for free. He looked up the particular washer/dryer models’ manuals online to figure it out. He’s the coolest!\n\nWe told the neighbors we liked about the new trick to wash for free.\n\nI hated having to go out for fucking quarters just to wash our clothes. He seriously took the time to eliminate an absolute hassle from my life.", "Google [washer/dryer brand name]+”find model number” (or something like that) and follow the instructions. Once you have the model number/type, search for a replacement key online. There might be a way to just open the control panel with these and start a load without paying whenever you want. These replacement keys often cost like $40-60, but are totally worth it if they’re findable online. \n\nIf this works out to you, pass the keys on to a neighbor or the next tenant when you’re moving out and give them the gift of free laundry.", "This key trick is one of the most useful tips I’ve seen here! This and the nonreturnable refund of propane things on Amazon.", "My landlord switched to using an app to pay for wash/dry and increased the price along with our rent. The minimum I can add to the app is $10. There have been times I just hand washed needed clothing because I didn't have $10 to put in a laundry app and I don't live close enough walking distance to a laundromat.", "Just make sure there are no hidden cameras around the washer, don’t want to get busted doing free laundry.", "Don’t search google for a Huebsch universal key, and don’t look online for the pdf of the instructions", "Hot take: this isn’t unethical for you to want affordable laundry access.", "probably not the one your are looking for but you are only a few buck away from free washes for life\n\nhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/363477478735?epid=25034265178&hash=item54a0f22d4f:g:gX4AAOSwe8ldboLB&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoOT3M4nZfic8AM7slGl9dNKM0I%2BImOT%2FzqGozj6h60aR%2B1QWX1%2BuAEOeTgNxWkyP5B5sYpcI8MW%2FWOHxZiUh9V33jx%2Ffj1%2BU1aV%2FL2%2B2j5xx0Ess%2B87Hn5790l4LaJRGXF%2FAtqKRdJePUqBjkkWBcqqc2E61DlDPptOJBr139KMoQBRzBYFUpCMsHj9elIRSDjD7q5u72YcJrk5r0qvAscU%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR7aJzoKoYQ", "Pour some vegetable lil in the sink, that won't solve the issue but it will cost your landlord some of her money.", "Jam the machine. Then tell landlady you can fix it for $200 instead of calling for expensive technician to service. Repeat after a few months.", "Where the fuck are you guys living where laundry isn't includes in your rent? I've seen so many of these posts recently.", "That’s not a bad price per load unless it only fits a shirt or two. At least compared to what mine charges. You could also tell them you’re going to find a laundromat with better prices, that’s what I had to do and at least the laundromat lets me use a card instead of trying to find someone with quarters (banks and stores couldn’t give enough because of coin shortages)", "So my apartment complex a couple years ago had shit washers and dryers that would often break and then take your quarters but not start. This was during a coin shortage where quarters were hard to buy. So I just deducted the quarters I lost from my next rent payment. If I was feeling less ethical, I would have claimed that the machines were broken more often and paid them even less in rent.", "Buy a small portable washing machine. You can connect it to your sink. My friend and I used one when we were very broke.", "Do your laundry away for awhile and kwt her see u leave with it. And wavw with a big smile... Say- I found a less expensive avenue thanks for pushing me in the right direction I hope your water bill goes down like you wanted.", "You can get a rolling washing machine that Hooks up to your sink. I think it comes in different sizes. Mine is smaller than a regular washing machine. It is a Magic Chef (a reliable & affordable brand). I have their dryer (no vent needed) that you can also cheaply vent to a window. I have their countertop dishwasher, too!", "Start an Only Fans account, and get out of an apartment and into your own home.", "In the states everyone uses washing and drying machines, however there is a machine you can buy that washes and drys your closes in one machine. Lookup magic chef ventless washing machine, i bought mine from home depot. I plumbed it into the kitchen sink and drain it using velcro attached to the faucet.\n\nThese machines use very little power, about 2.4kwh for a large load.", "How does it compare to the local laundry mat? Price and type of machine.", "Get yourself a 12 volt [rv washing machine. ](https://www.campingworld.com/globest-portable-twin-tub-washing-machine-121112.html?cgid=washers-dryers) then air dry your clothes in the laundry room on a drying rack or clothes line.", "Where I live there are lots of \"low water cottage washers\" I bought one used on Facebook buy and sell cheap. Works perfect, you just need to do smaller loads. Hope you can find something like!", "Wait the machines are in your unit? \nHow the fuck do they collect the money? They can’t legally enter without your permission unless it is a fire or some some safety issue…", "To be fair, I think €2 is about right for a washer/dryer load, at least here in Ireland anyway.\n\nI'd imagine that $2 is probably not far off in the US too, especially when you take maintenance into account, and the cost of the machine, and the rising prices of electricity all over the world.\n\nI'm not trying to dissuade you from doing something unethical by any means, but I don't think you're getting ripped off either, at least for the laundry.", "Purchase one superman costume and wear that 24/7, never washing it. That way, when people notice your smell, they'll just assume you have mental issues and leave you alone", "Option 4: purchase your own. That is an option isn't it? I'm in Australia. We don't have this system so it's a bit weird to read about.", "Laundry services are becoming cheaper and cheaper can do a weekly pick up and they usually charge by the weight", "I remember 15 years ago when I was in university I paid 200€ rent, but 3€ per washing machine load, so it's very interesting to me about what you complain here. Anyway, I wish you good luck.\n\n(", "I live in the city, pay this much, and have no washer or dryer. You have 3 options: 1 is to move out; 2 find a laundromat near you and pay there: 3 pay it anyways convenience is convenience. Considering you came to this sub for presumably a $10/month “fiasco” I suggest you try option 1 before you screw urself in some insane way", "Find a laundromat that does fluff and fold. By the time you factor in your time spent doing laundry it’ll probably end up coming out even, and you’ll enjoy the feeling of fucking your bloodthirsty landlady out of her ridiculous bridge troll laundry vig.", "All I can see in this post is: I live in a dystopia, most of my paycheck goes into rent, and I can't even wash my clothes in my own home without paying cash for it to my owner. \n\nYou move from that hellscape and never return. Is there a way for you to work from home, or keep your career going in another country? If yes, the amount of money you send on rent now, would be enough to pay rent, food, utilities, and pretty much all \"light spending\" for a month in most European countries.", "2$ a load is lucky where I am it's 3.5 to wash and 4+ to dry. But If yours is coin operated if you take some pictures and pm me I may know a way to work around it depending I've done it before with different methods...mine are card operated so no dice pay to play is all I got", "You can get a combination washer dryer the fits in a closet or under your sink that condenses the moisture and pumps it to the drain. \n\nThen you just plumb it to a sink. It’s about $1700 for the machine tax delivery and plumbing supplies when I did it. Then you’ll never pay per load again. \n\nThis is the workaround if you don’t have washer dryer hookups in your unit. \n\nhttps://www.lowes.com/pl/All-in-one-washer-dryers-Washers-dryers-Appliances/4294653877?goToProdList=true&cm_mmc=src-_-c-_-prd-_-app-_-ggl-_-NB_APP_174_Laundry-_-all%20in%20one%20washer%20dryer%20combo-_-0-_-0-_-0&ds_rl=1286947&gbraid=0AAAAAD2B2W9QrafEqiHT6mSqSGzjVPHWl&gbraid=0AAAAAD2B2W9QrafEqiHT6mSqSGzjVPHWl&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwJWdBhCYARIsAJc4idBuldNrsbauw-n1Zuzaw1c7QgN5bzYmbp0ApX2at5WtcRKeMdF1T4waAv5PEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds", "We had a service code for the speed queens in college. You pushed a bunch of buttons and it would run", "This reminds me of my youth when I went into a random apartment building basement to the laundry area smashed off the coin trays, unplugged the washers and dryers, tilted them face down, ripped out a panel out the back to push my hand through and flip over the coin tray.\n\nMore quarters than what I could carry.", "This is why you keep good cr", "Please tell me you are earning more than 7500 a month otherwise... rethink the way you're living life.", "People complaining that $2500 for a two bedroom have never lived in NYC, Miami Beach, LA, or SF, or any cultural hub.", "I've got a brand new counter top washing machine I'll sell you cheap. Seriously. I want the damn thing out of my garage. No idea how well it works, but it still has the protective plastic on it.", "I feel your pain. The past few years, I’ve had to use laundromats. Felt like hundreds of dollars a year to inconveniently do laundry with mixed results.\n\nSo these machines have likely been converted to coin operated, or maybe just came that way. The obvious thought is to look into buying a master key that will open the coin bin. You could try, but I foresee issues.\n\nForemost, your landlady could have changed to lock core to something different and the factory keys may not work anymore. Aside from that, depending on the lock/machine, you may find it hard to order a key. The manufacturers don’t want their systems defeated by a quick eBay purchase. They likely have implemented an obfuscation method to avoid people buying keys to do just what you would want to do.\n\nMy recommendation, go buy a lock pick. 10 minutes of googling and you should find the right style of lockpick. Im no expert, but you may be able to find one that will allow you to save the setting; which would make it much more convenient to use multiple times. \n\nIf possible though, the best method might be to dupe your landlady’s key. If you can somehow get a chance to imprint it on something, you might be able to make a copy of it like they do in the movies.", "Don't know if we can post URLs here but, go here buy the key and do your laundry for free.\n\n\nhttps://www.pwslaundry.com/i-7549722-huebsch-54612-washer-dryer-key-gr-800.html", "Buy a stackable washer dryer and put it in your apartment. Sell it when you move.", "Buy a portable washing machine\n\nGo to the laundry mat\n\nHand wash your clothes\n\nMove out.\n\n$2/a load isn't much. I can squeeze all my laundry into 3 loads. So that's $6 a week for me.", "2500 a month but how much of that is for laundry??? Because if your rent is 2450, then boohoo.", "Move out of the city and drive to work. If you can afford $2500 for rent which is insane, you can afford $700 rent and a 20 minute drive to work. You don’t NEED to live near your employment. The rent uproar across the country is because of people that live in cities that refuse to live in rural areas." ]

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[ "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\".", "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\".", "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\".", "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\".", "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\".", "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\".", "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\".", "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\".", "I need a way to make it look like my computer froze at work. I have seen fake windows update sites, but I need something more along the lines of something I can click to instantly freeze, or appear to freeze my computer. That way I can \"work\" for 30 minutes, and when my boss walks by, click the button to freeze it, and then say out loud \"dammit, I just lost all my progress\"." ]

[ "Use the blue screen screen saver, and tie it to a hotkey.\n\n[https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/downloads/bluescreen](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/downloads/bluescreen)", "maybe if you open the file explorer in windows, and kill it in task manager, il will crash the computer", "Also OP : I have no idea why am I stuck with this shitty pay while mr ass kisser over there is getting promoted", "As a IT guy I recommend against this. Anyone with a smidgen of IT knowhow will call your bluff. \n\n\nWe. Log. Everything.", "Also unplug the hard drive takes a good it guy up 30+ minutes to figure out just makes the entire computer look broken", "[http://fakeupdate.net/](http://fakeupdate.net/) and run it in fullscreen (F11) Profit!", "Try installing old device drivers (kernel drivers). Those can really f up your computer. ", "Ctr-alt-down arrow flips your screen on some lap tops I used to do it all the time in school gets you sent to it to fix it. ", "Any decent computer nowadays should have an SSD, but many offices and schools are using older hardware because they follow the \"if it ain't broke don't fix it\" mantra. (hence why my high-school's computers were running fucking windows XP in 2015...)\n\nAaaanyway, If the computer you want to fuck up is booting from a mechanical hard drive, it's really quite easy to ruin the computer for at least a few hours or even a few days if your IT department is shitty. HDD's store data magnetically on very sensitive platters. If you pop open the computer and pass a powerful magnet over the hard drive the data will be ruined. It will need to repair the computer, which will take a decent amount of time. Make sure you move any important files you might be working on over to a flash drive before you do this." ]

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[ "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? ", "How can I work from home forever, while my company plans to mandate vaccinations and eventually force everyone back to the office? " ]

[ "Why don’t you simply ask your boss for permission to stay home and show your boss how you’ve been crushing it? You’d be surprised how companies like to reward good employees", "I hate that companies force people to go into an office even though they are as productive or more from home. What is that about? Just the manager going \"Well, if I have to come in, they have to come in!\".\n\nMakes no sense and would save the company on office space costs too. I bet less sick days as well.\n\nIs there some legitimate reason to make people come in that I can't think of?", "If you have an allergy to anything bring it with you when you get your first vaccine dose. Consume/expose yourself to it just after so you can say you allergic to it. You’ll be exempted from the second shot and won’t be fully vaccinated. If they’re mandating vaccination prior to returning to the office, you’ll may be granted permanent work from home status.", "Incredible isn't it? We can all have better work environments and less stress doing our jobs remotely.. But this antique system of presencial work still prevails. I hope this shows how most of the jobs can be done remotely and eventually we can abolish most offices. \n\nMaybe you can work something out with your boss, suggest working certain week days at home. Also show how workers can be productive working remotely.\n\nGood luck :)", "The answer to all these questions is always to do better if you think you can do better. Find a job that is similar that will hire you to work remotely, and tell your current employer in the exit interview that you're more interest in doing your job than being at an office.\n\nThe sadder corollary of this is if you can't find a better job, then you're not really in a position to complain about it.", "It's got to be a medical exemption. Anxiety or a phobia or PTSD would work. You will probably have to submit paperwork though so get a doctor as soon as you can. In my company, the bosses don't even know what the medical reasons are. Staffing just says Medical and that's it except for accommodations.", "I don't know about using an anti Vax agenda or lack of Vax to push your idea. They may very well have to make an exception down the line for you due to workers rights etc. So then you will have to go back, vaccinated or not. I would try the honest route first and build up your case with strong evidence of how well you have done for the company while at home.\n\nI'm sure you aren't the only one at your business that feels the way you do.", "Present your boss with a well thought out argument about why, stating clear reasons why *they* should prefer it, e.g. you have been working harder, it makes this part of the job much easier, etc.\n\nAnd make sure to back up your argument with evidence that your work is a higher quality and quantity at home\n\n", "No reason to be unethical about it, it doesn’t sound like an impossible problem. If it’s a small company and you have a route to your CEO, put together a deck demonstrating objective facts about pre-WFH compared to post-WFH productivity. Just show the numbers. Include measurable metrics that they’ll care about as well as subjective things like “% of employees who prefer working from home” if you can take a poll. It’s the CEO’s responsibility to act in the best interests of the company, so just show them that this is better as an option for some employees and the company. \n\nI personally hate working from home and can’t wait to go back to the office every day.", "This might have already been said but, if you are in the US, I don’t believe your company can force you to get a vaccine. That is a personal health decision. You could simply say you are not comfortable with getting the vaccine.", "Start a fight club, beat yourself up in your bosses office, then blackmail him", "Request a reasonable accommodation. Join a religion that doesn’t allow for injections.", "Could you talk to a therapist? If you explain how much more productive you were at home, maybe embellish a little on how stressful it was at work, and see if you can't get a \"doctor's note\" to hand to your boss.", "We are going to do 3 days home and 2 days in office when we go back. See if they will go for that.", "There’s a lot of variables that go into pulling this off. If the CEO is announcing everyone has to go back, there isn’t much your boss can do to help. Are you in the home office where your empty desk would be highly visible to jealous haters? Are you in a field office where maybe a couple people would know who are also hoping for the same remote set up? If you are in a small team, you might be able to work something out to where you all come in one day a week to “say” you’re in the office. \n\nCEO’s are also notorious lairs/dumbasses. Once everyone comes back and he starts losing key people to competitors just because they offer a flex schedule, a set of unofficial rules my pop up. There is a good chance your boss is thinking the same thing so bring it up and feel him out.", "Pretend that you're a human that cares about other humans and just get the vaccine. Then talk to your boss about wfh. 2 separate issues.", "Move in with a key-worker. If you're always at risk you can never go anywhere. Just show up on one's doorstep, they'll love to have you.", "I'm in the same boat. The only thing I could think of would be getting another job entirely. Personally I'm not in a position to do that, but there is certainly plenty of remote work out there!", "Find another job that’s 100% remote and use the offer as leverage with your current boss.", "Why not just go back to the office like everyone else instead of risking your job. You sound like a spoiled person who needs a reality check.", "This comment has been scrubbed, courtesy of a userscript created by /u/chaosharmonic, a >10yr Redditor making an exodus in the wake of [Reddit's latest fuckening](https://www.theverge.com/23779477/reddit-protest-blackouts-crushed) (and rolling his own exit path, because even though Shreddit is back up, you'd still ultimately have to pay Reddit for its API usage).\n\nSince this is brazen cash grab to force users onto the first-party client (ads and all), [monetize all of our discussions](https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/18/23688463/reddit-developer-api-terms-change-monetization-ai), here's an unfriendly reminder to the Reddit admins that open information access is a cause one of your founders [actually fucking died over](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/the-brilliant-life-and-tragic-death-of-aaron-swartz-177191/).\n\nPissed about the API shutdown, but don't have an easy way to wipe your interaction with the site because of the API shutdown? [Give this a shot!](https://gist.github.com/chaosharmonic/8cd5dd0a05602ecc0233d5e4b8fbb6b2)\n\nFuck you, /u/spez.\n\nP.S. See you on the [Fediverse](https://fediverse.party)", "The best bargaining chip is another job offer. If you come in and say you are accepting the offer from X unless they match the compensation and allow you to continue to work from home they will probably agree. If you truly have improved your production from home that is just another thing to point to.", "If this is about anxiety then I would recommend to see someone and talk to them about anxiety...", "I've also been WFH since 3/2020 due to the pandemic but before that (I started the new job in Jan 2020) I had been diagnosed w/ADHD & provided the paperwork to HR. Pre-pandemic I was going to be able to WFH sometimes, not every day. I never got to do that though b/c by the time everything started to go through, the pandemic happened & it was March & I was now WFH full-time until further notice. I've since been put on a diff team & my boss is out of state so I may be able to do WFH full-time now if I'm ever told to go back to the office. I would say either A) provide proof to HR you have a disability (even something like ADHD counts) or B) say you don't feel safe going back into the office even though people are vaccinated & see what your boss/HR says.", "How about you tell them you have an elderly person (80+) at home and you cant compromise their health by going to work and carrying the virus on you?", "Go ahead and get vaccinated but you could possibly browse some antivaxxer forums to see how they object. You might be able to protest for religious reasons, for example. Then you could make the argument that you still need to be remote because of you're still at risk and could also endanger your coworkers due to the vaccine not being 100% effective. \n\nYou could also search for another remote job and use it as leverage.", "Find a partner with a serious health condition and ask your boss that you work from home to keep an eye on them as you are so worried? \n\nYour boss would seem like an asshole if they say no?", "Pls bro get the vaccine bro it’s safe I swear bro pls take it we’re in this together pls you’re not an anti vaxxer are you bro pls", "There's presumably going to be a huge demand and subsequent black market options for falsified vaccination paperwork.\n\nMaybe wait it out until you have some options", "I'm surprised no one here has said it yet, but I can't believe that they're making you get the vaccination! That has to be illegal in some shape or form. You can't require someone to be vaccinated, can you?" ]

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[ "Younger brother is getting cyber bullied pretty badly by a friend, only have his instagram account. ", "Younger brother is getting cyber bullied pretty badly by a friend, only have his instagram account. " ]

[ "If this had happened to me, it would have been my dad. Your brother should let this guy know he appreciates all the love and attention. Stuff like, “oh, do you have the one where I ... (poop my pants, forgot to wear pants, etc.)?” Then turn it around and make it about all the photos he DOESN’T have about you. \n\n...Punk dad not taking photos. THIS IS IMPORTANT, DAD!!", "If there's one thing bullies understand, it's violence. I say find out who is bullying your brother then make threats of violence demanding them to stop the harassment. If the bully doesn't stop, well it's time to bust some knee caps using a baseball bat." ]

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[ "How to make roommate's life miserable as they are also the landlord and won't let me out of my lease? ", "How to make roommate's life miserable as they are also the landlord and won't let me out of my lease? ", "How to make roommate's life miserable as they are also the landlord and won't let me out of my lease? ", "How to make roommate's life miserable as they are also the landlord and won't let me out of my lease? " ]

[ "Just do ALL the things not explicitly restricted by the lease. So microwave smelly fish every night, if you don't pay for utilities then run the shower on full hot every time you are in there even if you are not showering and when you are even after you get out let it continue to run while you brush your teeth and such, no clause about pets? Time to keep a chicken as a pet in the house, I know you have been meaning to take up the tuba, right?, etc.", "Find their pet peeves and do them all the time every moment you’re around them.", "Take up yoga, become flexible, work to kiss your own ass. When asked why. Respond you are just trying to love yourself. Do this on the kitchen floor.", "Start eating sugar-free candy by the bag. That stuff makes you fart horribly, because it's hard to digest. Ditto for over-doing the protein.\n\nStop flushing the toilet. Ever. Not a single flush between now, and when you leave. Never replace the roll.\n\nMake an effort to ensure there is never a fork in the drawer. Just spoons and knives. Use multiple forks at once, just to get them dirty, and leave them in the sink. Ditto for glasses. And bowls. And mugs.\n\nStart cutting your toenails while sitting on the sofa. And cleaning your ears. And picking your nose." ]

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[ "How to get back at a manipulative bitch who spread a false rumor about me being a perv despite my asexuality? ", "How to get back at a manipulative bitch who spread a false rumor about me being a perv despite my asexuality? ", "How to get back at a manipulative bitch who spread a false rumor about me being a perv despite my asexuality? ", "How to get back at a manipulative bitch who spread a false rumor about me being a perv despite my asexuality? " ]

[ "Dont be scared. You came out as an ace here! Pretend the world is your vr reddit. You may get some negative \"feedback.\" Just \"downvote\" those people, with a shovel.", "Confront her in a calm and rational manner \nShe will not expect that and it will do her head in \nDo not be emotional..this is key\nJust go up to her and sit real close and look her dead in the rye and say vague shit like “ I know what you have been saying”\n\nOr OR pretend like you really really like her..keep your enemy’s closer and all that", "How about clearing the air, and be the bigger person. I read in another response on this thread that you live in an anti-LGBT area, so take this opportunity to find where your supports are in this community, and who your real friends are. If you are successful in this, the ones who truly understand will think she is the one who is out of line. Chances are, ignorance flows strong in your community, and you may have trouble convincing other people. But clear the air with her and anyone who’s willing to listen, and take the high road. I know this is ULPT, but it doesn’t always need to revenge.", "Have you asked anyone what sort of perv? If people find out about my perversity, crazy women will want to \"convert\" me. Its a win anyways! (Humans only)" ]

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[ "Living with a landlord who’s horrible, I’m in my last month here and I want to make it as difficult for him as possible. ", "Living with a landlord who’s horrible, I’m in my last month here and I want to make it as difficult for him as possible. ", "Living with a landlord who’s horrible, I’m in my last month here and I want to make it as difficult for him as possible. " ]

[ "Look up your local tenant laws. It sounds like he’s responsible for several violations. Typically it would be easier to withhold rent, and sue him in small claims court for substandard living conditions, but you may be able to recoup some of your money this way.\n\nExamine your lease thoroughly, this can also damn him. More importantly, report him to the board of health/whatever relevant authorities, and when you’re gone he’ll have a hard time filling the residence until he fixes all of these problems", "1. Leave rotting meat or fruit in the ceiling other hard to get to place. \n\n2. Loosen pipes so a \"drip\" occurs \n\n3. Buy a humidifier and run it non stop (this will generate lots of mold). \n\n4. Go on the roof when he isn't home and drill lots of random holes in it ( rain will get in and ruin everything) \n\n5. If you have a furnace place a dead animal inside near the fan \n\n6. Unplug the fridge, stove and freezer. Then cut the power to them and cut the wires. \n\n7. Drill a hole in the bottom of the washing machine so it leaks. \n\n8. Basically cause leaks and leave rotting stuff around.", "Red and blue flashing lights?\nMaybe strobe them outside his window when partying?" ]

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[ "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. ", "What can I do/ take to hurt myself? Maybe break my leg? I feel like an injury will be the only way I can get time to myself. " ]

[ "Self injury isn't the answer. You are basically trying to turn your mental state into a visable physical attribute. Your legs are what allow you to walk away from a situation and your are trying to handicap yourself to stay in an unhealthy environment (probably justifying staying).\n\nFamily is important, but there are unhealthy family relationships and the dynamic needs to change.\n\nWhy was your brother in law's car wrecked? For some reason when I was reading your post I thought it would say he wrecked it driving drunk or something. No matter the reason, it's not your job to fix it.\n\nCreate separation, set boundaries, and set a timeline to get to a better place. Sounds like you should be looking to move out and get your own space so you can get the rest you need.", "Stop doing so much for other people. Idk how old you are or what your life is like but what you described here is a person being used and taken advantage of. Put your foot down, stand up, say \"no\".", "If this is the way they’re behaving, do you really think an injury will give you a break? They probably won’t care", "> I can’t put my foot down because I’m scared they won’t love me anymore. \n \nIt's ok to be scared. Yes, you can put your foot down. And you should. You're being abused. Don't suffer in silence. \n \nGreat advice from another Redditor - when you're scared to act, take a deep breath and say \"One. Two. Three...fuck it\" -- then do what needs doin'\n \nHere are some YouTube resources (listen to them on your commute if you have no time otherwise): \n \n-- Jordan Peterson - especially the video about men who are too \"agreeable\" \n\n -- Entrepreneurs in Cars \n\n-- The Red Pill \n\n\n>No one really gives a shit about me. \n \nEveryone who took time to reply cares about you. I care about you. Dont be so hard on yourself. \n \nNow...deep breath. Shoulders back. Chin up. Count with me. \n \nOne...\n \nTwo...\n \nThree...", "Rule of thumb in mental health: if you want to harm yourself or others, you're on the wrong track. It's why therapists are obligated to report anyone who says they want to hurt themselves or others. Additionally, getting hurt will only worsen your problems. You'll be stuck with a a large medical bill, and even if you can get someone else to pay it you'll be in worse shape. Your problems seem much more self-esteem based. You talk about yourself like you are worthless, when you are doing your best working long hours to provide for your family. You took care of your dying mother alone. You have plenty to be proud of, and it sounds like your sisters are projecting fairly heavily onto you(scolding you for things they don't like about themselves, ie not saving). If you need personal time, tell your boss that you have a vacation coming up in 2 weeks and spend the time at home relaxing as if you had broken your leg, but able to do everything you wouldn't be able to if you were injured and without the severe pain that comes with breaking a bone.\n\nThat said, if you wanted to get hurt you should accidentally have a workplace accident. If you work in physical labor I'm sure there is somewhere your workplace is violating OSHA in some way (or whatever regulatory board manages workplace safety) most of the violations come from heavy machinery, where I used to work our compactor's caution tape had worn away months ago, pallets were regularly stored where they could potentially fall, etc. If you got hurt by that, your workplace would be legally responsible for your injuries, treatment, and the lost wages from not being able to work. Just remember that it can't be your recklessness, you have to be working within policy or be harmed by something someone else did. I've posted a link to the top 10 most common OSHA violations, if they are violating these and you get hurt it is on them. I would pay extra attention to the general practice fall protection and the eye/face protection, maybe respiratory. My brother worked in a factory that didn't have proper face masks even though they were exposed to dangerous gases every day.\n\n\nhttps://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.osha.gov/top10citedstandards&ved=2ahUKEwjj0unRzJT0AhXiVTABHSqkDGUQFnoECAUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0_0D5R4P-oqYlEtOgu26vw", "Dude take your car back, go get an apartment, & start saving some money. Go to college & work on your mental health a bit. \n\nDo not hurt yourself.", "You are burnt out, this is a literal medical condition now, you can get your doctor to sign off on FMLA or some other type of leave of absence if eligible. Boundaries with family can be tough. A great podcast to listen to is Fried, the burnout podcast. It's not worth it to hurt yourself.", "Dude. Get that car back and move right out. Don't contact your family for a while. Maybe 3 or 4 years. A hardworking, responsible guy like you will have no problem finding a gf that appreciates you.", "Could you say you were exposed to covid so you could get at least 2-3 days alone and resting while you wait for a test result?", "normally posts like this will be removed for its self harm content but im very happy that everyone is supportive and understanding. i'll leave it up so op can get support. if you see any non-constructive comment in this thread please reply to this comment and i'll personally look into it. once again thank you everyone for being good human beings", "Shitty, toxic-sounding family like this? Being injured probably wouldn't change the way they treat you or make them care for you. Best bet is just to get the fuck away from them and get them out of your life honestly.", "It will only make things worse.\nI'm sorry that you're going through this", "Fly to Vegas for a week. Enjoy yourself. Dont explain when you go and dont explain when you come back.", "Fake covid positive test... In medical field we call this Malingering…\n\nSupposed to quarantine min 10 days. Even if its an “asymptomatic case.”\n\nPlease dont really harm yourself—especially when there us a perfectly legit alternative." ]

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[ "How to break my own bike lock not sure where to post this, but maybe there’s some bike thiefs in here that i can get some help from. i locked my bike to my front porch and haven’t touched it in a few months. i miss biking like HELL, so if any one as ideas on how to clip the chain lock (with a layer of mesh, i assume to be some sort of fiberglass fabric) it would be a great help!! ", "How to break my own bike lock not sure where to post this, but maybe there’s some bike thiefs in here that i can get some help from. i locked my bike to my front porch and haven’t touched it in a few months. i miss biking like HELL, so if any one as ideas on how to clip the chain lock (with a layer of mesh, i assume to be some sort of fiberglass fabric) it would be a great help!! ", "How to break my own bike lock not sure where to post this, but maybe there’s some bike thiefs in here that i can get some help from. i locked my bike to my front porch and haven’t touched it in a few months. i miss biking like HELL, so if any one as ideas on how to clip the chain lock (with a layer of mesh, i assume to be some sort of fiberglass fabric) it would be a great help!! ", "How to break my own bike lock not sure where to post this, but maybe there’s some bike thiefs in here that i can get some help from. i locked my bike to my front porch and haven’t touched it in a few months. i miss biking like HELL, so if any one as ideas on how to clip the chain lock (with a layer of mesh, i assume to be some sort of fiberglass fabric) it would be a great help!! ", "How to break my own bike lock not sure where to post this, but maybe there’s some bike thiefs in here that i can get some help from. i locked my bike to my front porch and haven’t touched it in a few months. i miss biking like HELL, so if any one as ideas on how to clip the chain lock (with a layer of mesh, i assume to be some sort of fiberglass fabric) it would be a great help!! " ]

[ "Get ahold of a fire extinguisher, one of those with pressurized gas that's freezing cold when used, not a foam one. Apply to the metal parts of the lock until it's frozen enough, smash the lock with a hammer, it will shatter. That's how my pals stole bikes in my teens anyway. Pardon my vocabulary for not knowing the right name of said fire extinguisher... ", "You can pick the lock by holding pressure on both ends and slowly changing the numbers. Start on the end where the lock inserts into the rest of the bike lock. When you have the right number, the lock will give a little and you can move to the next number until you unlock the lock...plus you learned the combination.", "Bolt cutters or depending on the actual lock on it, try /r/lockpicking. A lot of these types of bike locks don't need any actual lockpicks to open. [Here's one example.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D8PXaJHtLjDY&ved=2ahUKEwi0wp6U1_XfAhVxS98KHXFWDjUQwqsBMAF6BAgOEAo&usg=AOvVaw2Bz6Yhx3UJIYo9UTsUdKp3)", "why did you lock it to your front porch in the first place without the key?", "Bolt cutters or a dremal mini diamond cutting disk. Either on will get through the chain no problem. " ]

[ 7, 3, 3, 2, 2 ]

[ "How to make someone hate someone and like me instead One of my coworkers likes this dude, and this dude likes her back. The only problem with this is that I’m trying to get with her. How can I make her hate him, and at the same time get her to like me.", "How to make someone hate someone and like me instead One of my coworkers likes this dude, and this dude likes her back. The only problem with this is that I’m trying to get with her. How can I make her hate him, and at the same time get her to like me.", "How to make someone hate someone and like me instead One of my coworkers likes this dude, and this dude likes her back. The only problem with this is that I’m trying to get with her. How can I make her hate him, and at the same time get her to like me.", "How to make someone hate someone and like me instead One of my coworkers likes this dude, and this dude likes her back. The only problem with this is that I’m trying to get with her. How can I make her hate him, and at the same time get her to like me." ]

[ "When they're both near you, start saying shit like \"hey this really pretty girl came in asking for you earlier, but I didn't catch her name. Maybe it was your ex? She said she'd come back again.\" Now the girl is going to be paranoid, looking around all day, feeling threatened by every woman who walks in the door as her self esteem and worry grow progressively worse.\n\nNow you start low key immasculating the guy in every little way you can, while also being really nice to the girl. Don't be afraid to show your dominant side. And it wouldn't hurt to talk about your cool plans after work, to make it seem like you're leading an interesting life. It'll make her curious and feel insecure about her own life, and she'll start to associate the idea of you with excitement and interest.\n\nThat's how you do it. Undermine the guy. Fuck up her self esteem. And present yourself as the kind of guy who will fill the nice new void in her confidence. Enjoy.", "Hire a prostitute to come to work and say she was his girlfriend and that he have her herpes and also cheated on her. Make sure she does it when the girl is around.\nTotally unethical but it will drive that girl away.\n\nHard mode: Hire a male prostitute.", "Add her on snapchat one day. Start a snapstreak. Whenever she posts a snapstory, load it up, put your phone on airplane mode, watch the story, close snapchat, clear the app cache, then take your phone off airplane mode and reopen snapchat. This way she won't know you're obsessively watching her stories. \n\nEventually, she'll post a story of her on a date with the guy. Wait until she posts a story of herself that was obviously taken by the guy. At that moment, block her, then unblock her and add her back the next day when it's time for your daily snap. \n\nFrom her perspective it will appear that the guy unfriended you while he had her phone, and she'll break up with him for being such a controlling douchebag. ", "Fuck him in his sleep; forward her the POV from his phone and ask her on date after a week." ]

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[ "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? ", "I work under the table for the majority of my earnings. How do I go about sustaining this job style? " ]

[ "lol says \" it's not that I want to commit tax fraud\", describes how they're committing tax fraud.\n\nto answer your question, though, just do what you're doing. The part-time job will help for those things like rental or cr", "Just keep doing what you're doing and don't make any huge purchases. The IRS doesn't have resources to chase every tax dodger, so they usually only go after bigger targets. So long as you're small fish, you probably won't land on anyone's radar. Just make sure your clients aren't reporting the expense in their taxes. Just try not to get caught doing anything illegal while you're at it. Criming while you crime is a great way to do time.\n\nTechnically that's tax evasion so maybe ask r/IllegalLifeProTips?", "Just to point out, you can't do that forever because the money you declare is used to calculate what you're entitled to for retirement when that day comes.\nSo, unless you plan on earning enough to retire without a monthly stipend, don't do it for too long", "Just declare the income you get from that job and get taxed only on that.", "If you ever wanted to get at your employer, you could file a form with the IRS to get your classification as an employee checked. If you want to avoid issues yourself, this would be the route I would recommend. Because if you get audited, then it's just your bacon on the line. I am not an accountant though, so I would consult a professional before proceeding.", "Don’t make large bank deposits. Keep a lot of your cash on hand. Don’t make a pattern like depositing every Friday. Use cashiers checks if needed that you pay cash for rather than depositing bill money into bank. \n\nAs long as you’re not depositing a bunch of money on a regular basis nobody gonna bother you. \n\nVisa prepaid cr", "You likely just won't ever get in trouble for it. You aren't pocketing hundreds of thousands of dollars or anything that the IRS is going to investigate you over. Plenty of people work for a living to cover bills and make $10-$20K+ in side income/ year that they don't ever report that they use for spending money.\n\nThat's how I used to live from 18-21 years old roughly. That was my vacation, going out, going to shows, etc type of money. Even if you literally have 0 reported income the IRS isn't going to get alerted that you are paying your utilities bills and rent via Cash/ Card. It doesn't matter.\n\nYou only get reported to the IRS if you Deposit/ Withdrawal over $10K in a 24 hour period through a bank, receive over $20K or 200 transactions on any money transferring platform (PayPal, CashApp, etc), or an employer/ person claims they have paid you and they have your SSN/ Tax Information. That's it.\n\nIf you go buy a new car with $50K cash or try to buy a house with a lot of cash and no income, it could be a problem. It doesn't sound like you are doing that.\n\nOther than that, you are fine. More people live like this than you realize. So many people are worried about depositing $1-$2k into a bank account thinking the IRS is going to find out or something and that just isn't the case and never has been the case. Even banks don't bat an eye to someone that doesn't have any direct deposit or anything but they are depositing $1K a week into the bank.\n\nIf you are making money and not reporting it, that's technically tax evasion. Will you be prosecuted for it at the level of money you are making? Probably not from the sounds of it.", "You are borrowing against your old age, unless you are saving a lot of money right now. If you don't pay money into Social Security, you are not going to be getting much back. Be aware of this! This is the main issue with working under the table, besides helping to collectively build and maintain society. But this is ULPT, so you do you!", "You don’t need to do anything illegal here. Start a small business, Get a DBA and make purchases under it. Deduct them against your taxes. Pay little to nothing while still qualifying for social security. \n\nY’all making this way too difficult.", "Buy visa prezzy cards, invest money in to online poker site and just withdraw it straight away to your own visa/bank, but act like you won it\n\n(I have no idea if this works my old dealer used to do it)", "Start a business. There are a lot of great loop holes. You can pay your kids under 18 12-15k per year with no state/fed taxes. you can write off almost anything (within reason...). Even show a loss. Use cash for most purchases.", "Just pay the irs under additional income. It's how they took down the MAFIA, they are probably the most efficient government branch and if anyone knows about it and reports you to the IRS, they get a 10% cut, of any illegal stuff you could do, this is the one you are most likely to get caught for", "It’s very easy. There’s two parts:\n\n1.\tGet the part time job. Declare it as your primary income, report it, pay tax on it, all that good stuff. Hey, if you earn too little, you’ll probably be eligible for benefits & economic assistance too! Have this paycheck direct deposited into your bank’s checking account. Use it for rent & utility bills, phone bills, car payments. And the debit card for online shopping or streaming services. \n\n2.\tKeep the cash income. Store the cash in a safe in your house. Use cash for all your daily spending needs. Groceries, entertainment, gas, hardware store. As much as you can spend cash, use it. \n\nAnd that’s about all there is to it. Unless you’re earning six figures in cash there really isn’t anything else you need to hide. You could occasionally make small cash deposits to your checking account if needed to top it up without raising any alarms.", "If you deposit and report, you have to pay 30% tax max. If 30% is a deal killer, okay. \n\nBut in my opinion just reporting the income is a better idea.", "I would suggest ignoring most of what you see on here and instead seek out illegal immigrants in your local area. They are typically not too hard to find and are some of the nicest people you will ever meet. They have all the tricks of the trade for what you are looking for.", "Open an IRA and try to max it out every year if possible. Just get the basic indexes, maybe specific tech stocks such as nvidia or Apple for higher growth. There’s your retirement taken care of", "Do not ever deposit more than $4,999 in your bank account. Never deposit more than $9,999 in a month. Some banks report to the IRS at lower numbers than those, however Bank of America and Wells Fargo will report at those levels.", "Could be wrong here, but maybe sending money orders to your utilities and paying the money orders with cash? not sure...so dont listen to me.", "The IRS is not stupid just busy, eventually they will run an algorithm on your earnings. It will match the type of profile of people who are not paying their taxes. You will get a letter and you and the person who is paying you will get into a race to who can put the other first with the US attorney. One of you will get jail time both of you will get fined. \n\nEnjoy.", "It sounds like \"I don't want to commit tax fraud. I just don't want to pay any taxes.\"" ]

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[ "My wife has a trailer that the tags expired in 2012, how can we renew these for as cheap as possible? ", "My wife has a trailer that the tags expired in 2012, how can we renew these for as cheap as possible? ", "My wife has a trailer that the tags expired in 2012, how can we renew these for as cheap as possible? " ]

[ "Or whoever’s name is on the title, sell it to the other person for $1.00", "In my state, just tell them it's stored our of state,pay for a new tag and roll", "I guess I've never gotten tags for a trailer. I assumed it was the same as anything else. The way you're wording the question makes it seem like you have to pay for the last 8 years or something. But that's just silly." ]

[ 3, 3, 1 ]

[ "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? ", "What to tell the psychiatrist to get diagnosed as clinically depressed or just get some depression meds? " ]

[ "Agreed. Just be honest. Don’t try to just get medicine, try to do whatever it takes to get healthy. If you need meds then get them. If not then get healthy without them. Good luck.", "Just answer any depression-checklist at any GP honestly. If you're clinically depressed? You'll be prescribed antidepressants immediately.", "Well there is literally no benefit to taking these drugs if you do not need them. It could potentially be harmful. I think you mean anxiety meds (benzo's) like xanax. Not many doctors are going to prescribe you a med like that without seeing them multiple times and trying other meds first. Also, just be aware that if you get hooked on em, you can die from benzo withdrawal.", "... you want depression meds? You know they're not 'uppers' right? Most of them are just serotonin/norepinephrine re-uptake inhibitors. They don't actually do anything for mood. \n\nBut \"I think I'm depressed\" usually does it.", "Google DSM V depression, there are all the symptoms they'll look for, mainly anhedonia, feelings of worthlessness, trouble sleeping or oversleeping, difficulty eating or eating too much", "Can't sleep, mood swings, cry for no reason, unusual weight change, don't enjoy anything", "If you're just looking to get high then go somewhere else. It's people like that which screw over the rest of us that need to be on medicine. I have systemic issues with pain and can't get pain medication because I'm young and shouldn't be suffering from fibromyalgia at my age.", "Why would you want anti depressant meds if you dont have depression? I'd assume that you are looking for benzos, like xanax, diazepam, adavan, etc. Most psychiatrists dont prescribe those out of nowhere, so you'll have to get a different drug first. The easiest is to get diagnosed with adhd, (Easy test to pass) and then get a prescription for amphetamines, most common are adderall or ritalin. After about a month you can tell your doctors that you feel sleepy at around 6:00 pm. They prescribe them almost immediately then.", "The good/strong stuff is usually prescribed for anxiety/panic attacks.. I wouldn't reccomend it, as it is very easy to get addicted, and the withdrawals actually include anxiety and panic attacks. But yeah, if that's what you want, read up on what a panic attack feels like, and make up a story about one. If this is your regular doctor, you can tell him you were given anti anxiety medication at a hospital, or by a different doctor at a previous time. He/she is more likely to prescribe you something that you have been given before by someone else.", "Get Kaiser! The’ll prescribe you antidepressants for anything! Especially old antidepressants that the rest of the medical community abandoned years ago.", "Don't do it. If you have a predisposition to bipolar disorder taking the meds can ruin your life.", "Use the phrase: \"I want to die.\" And answer questions as though you are always sad and lonely. Act as though nothing is fun that used to be enjoyable. Do not admit to having any good days, or having a valid purpose to live for. Say you feel everybody hates you, and you even feel your friends just want you to go away." ]

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[ "how to wreak havoc on someone’s life knowing only their phone number and address ", "how to wreak havoc on someone’s life knowing only their phone number and address ", "how to wreak havoc on someone’s life knowing only their phone number and address " ]

[ "Give there number and address to the church of scientology it could ruin there lives, permanently there's now way to \"undo\" this they will be sent propaganda for the rest of there lives and bothered about it for the rest of there lives", "Do some searching on this sub and/or r/ILPT because questions like \"how do I ruin someones life with only their phone number / address / etc\" have been asked literally like 5 billion times it almost seems like every other post on this & that sub is a question similar to that\n\nOr just dont be petty and let it go. Karma will come around", "Make a fake story (eg: neighbour posts an irrational, angry letter on ur front door) and include the phone number somewhere. Post it to Reddit or Twitter and hope some white knights start spamming the number." ]

[ 6, 6, 5 ]

[ "Can SNAP food stamp officials find out that I'm in college if I filled out a FAFSA? ", "Can SNAP food stamp officials find out that I'm in college if I filled out a FAFSA? " ]

[ "Where I'm at students qualify, and they expanded eligibility because of the pandemic. You might live somewhere different though.", "You should be fine. Make sure to indicate that you receive snap on the FAFSA. The question gets bypassed sometimes so go back and correct if needed. It may qualify you for more financial aid by lowering your EFC." ]

[ 8, 2 ]

[ "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?", "Has Anyone Ever Been Fined for Sitting in First Class on UK trains Is there really that much risk sitting in first class or Premium Standard for sub 2hr journeys on UK trains as by the time the conductors walked the full length surely they’d either forget or not check. And providing you travel with a valid standard ticket I can’t see them kicking up much a fuss ?" ]

[ "Valid standard ticket and if questioned pretend you don't speak much English and apologize poorly.", "I used to ride First Class for a specific work trip I did a couple of times a week - every now and then the conductor would kick someone out who had a standard fare, but I never saw anyone get fined. I imagine if you argued with them, but mostly they have more important things to worry about.", "Once I saw two burly men sitting in first class. Just chatting, I mean who cares.\n\nTrain came up to a station and there was around ten staff members waiting on the station for them.\n\nA guard approached the two men and asked to see their first class tickets.\n\nOne of them said, their wife was a few seats back breastfeeding their child and it was the only part of the train that wasn't really crowded. They sat nearby for support.\n\nThe guard immediately apologised, said they could continue there and all the staff members left. \n\nIt looked like they were expecting pushback from these muscular men, so got every staff member they could to stand up to them/kick them off train/ fine them.", "Got caught once and just said I didn't realise and left to go sit in standard.\n\nGuess it depends on the mood of the conductor.", "I am actually a bit pissed at how every time I bought a 1st class ticket, I never ONCE got it checked by anyone! But-they checked everyone else sitting in the regular carriages. Bizarre.", "Gone with an european interrail ticket like 3 years ago. On every single train I sat on 1st class until someone checked my ticket and told me that I was not allowed to be there. Just apologised politely every time and went to my place.", "I've always wondered this in Danish trains as well. Multiple times, there is free seats in there when the rest of the train is full. Asked a conducter on a full train once, if i could take one of the seats. He answered \"that would not be fair to those who paid for 1st class\". \n\nLegally i think they can fine you, but playing dumb in that situation might work.", "when I was a kid I would always go to sleep at first class cabins in planes, most of the time stewardess knew , they just didint care. As a grown up I would get coach but come dressed in a suit, and upgraded myself after flight was an hour in to first class and stewards didint care. Never got free food tho.", "On thameslink trains, you can use first class at the rear of the train with standard ticket. It’s declassified on all services. Plus thameslink rarely have conductors on board anyway.", "Any time i have been in 1st class (with the appropriate) ticket. They have checked. I.e. on a long journey where they bring you stuff. \nThey don't tend to check if its the last stop before the terminus, so maybe try that. \n\n\nPaying dumb as always is a good start. Failing that at the weekend there is a cheap upgrade option...", "Worst they have done to me is kicked me out a lot of the time they don’t care if there isn’t many people in the carriage", "Idk about UK but multiple times around Europe I’ve sat in first class with a standard ticket and either say I didn’t realise and move on or they just don’t care." ]

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[ "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? ", "A company I got fired from in January has been paying my wage every week. Is there any way I can keep the money? " ]

[ "Just don’t use it, put it on a high interest account and when they ask it back you’ll play dumb and give it back in full.\n\nMaybe it’s an unfair dismissal compensation 🤪", "If you left due to their dubious behavior, I'd recommend not doing anything dubious yourself like keeping it. For all you know, they're trying to set you up.", "Unsure of your local laws around them asking for the money back, but most places have a time limit on how long a company has to ask for the money.\n\nBest bet is to put it in a savings account and hold it there until that time has passed. Not worth the potential fines and legal issue of keeping it or playing dumb when asked.", "You don’t notice an extra 12k? Seems a little tough to believe. But anyways:\n\nhttps://www.mass.gov/doc/attorney-generals-advisory-on-recoupment-of-inadvertent-wage-overpayments/download", "Pull the money out. Set it aside. Close the account to end more deposits.\n\nEventually they'll want the money back. You're aware it's an error and you're legally responsible for paying it back. \n\nMaybe Google the statute of limitations or ask a lawyer about how to proceed.\n\nBroadcasting on Reddit is probably, legally, a bad move.", "I'd you really want to be unethical, spend it all on stock options recommended by r/wallstreetbets.", "So, it's their mistake, and they have the right to attempt to reclaim undue funds. You don't have to do anything.\n\nIf you wanted to be unethical, empty that direct deposit linked account as that's the only place they can easily reclaim those funds. Have them have to sue you to get it back. They might not sue if they are as unethical as you say.", "Just give it back. Each and every cent. People who are unethical are Normally the ones who know the law best and they will try every way to fuck you over", "I’d say keep it, make them sue you, if the lawyers will cost them more than $12k they might not. But check with a lawyer.", "If they didn't catch it at the end of the quarter, the likely next time that they could catch it would be end of year. Depending on the industry you're in, that fiscal year could end whenever, I assume you have a better frame of reference for that than I do. So, you likely have between now and the end of their fiscal year to figure out what you want to do.\n\n1) do NOT leave a paper trail of investigating this. If they can prove you know the money isn't yours, they have a lot more leverage over you.\n\n2) find out from a reputable source how long the company has to ask for that money back.\n\n3) switch banks. Open a new account and keep the minimum balance in the old account, keep your direct deposit from your new job on the old account. Every month or so, transfer all but the minimum balance to the new account. \n\n4) do the math. Figure out how much they have paid you that you're not entitled to, keep doing the math and KNOW how much of their money you have, all while not leaving any sort of paper trail.\n\n5) take an amount of money that is DIFFERENT from the amount of money they've erroneously given to you (to maintain plausible deniability) and invest in whatever you can that is low-risk. I'm not an investor, but I know the stock market is a scary place right now. Gold? Bonds? I don't know what the move is here. The point is, use their money to make money while you have it.\n\n6) NEVER mention it. They will either:\n\na) find out, be unable to pull the money from your nearly empty bank account, and then contact you some other way to get you to pay for it. Which you will be able to, because you have been making money on it in a relatively liquid and safe investment. \n\nor\n\nb) never notice, and continue paying you indefinitely. In which case, you're set. Remember the little people when you're rich!", "Hi, it's me Massachusetts employer. Please DM me so we can process the recoupment.", "Buy a bunch of blow, flip it, buy some more, flip that, then continue this process until you have like a billion $. Buy an island and marry a local stripper. Can’t go tits up", "Should also ask on r/legaladvice\n\nA lot of the advice here may cause more trouble then it’s worth.", "I would close the account to stop more payments, then don't say anything and hope they don't notice.", "I don’t have much to offer in terms of legal advice, but for the life of me I can’t understand why you could get in trouble because of a company’s mistake. It should be perfectly legal to keep the money if a company accidentally sends it to you, that’s their fuckup, you should have no obligation to have to make it right.", "Bitcoin is at a very low price ATM. Go buy some, at least you might make money off it. Big gamble but you are guaranteed to lose money in a bank account", "If you use the money to buy US treasury bonds, you don’t have to pay tax on it until that bond expires, at which point you could pocket the interest and put the money into another bond.", "I wonder if it's their way of paying whistleblower hush money hoping you don't say anything. They figure they pay you less than you would get if it was proven you were fired for bringing certain bad practices to light.", "Hypothetically speaking, there are two things I’d consider if I were you. First, how to stop them from taking money out of my account (if they can put money into the account they can usually pull money back). Second, how to avoid a lawsuit or come out as best as possible if things get ugly. \n\nFor #1, I’d keep the current account open so the money can keep coming there but then I’d transfer most of it to a different bank. Not just another account at the same bank, but an entity separate bank. This applies for all the money in that bank, that bank is essentially dead to me now. If they can’t find it, they can’t take it. As for #2, as others have suggested, I’d keep the funds somewhat liquid in case they get a collections attorney involved and are threatening to bring a lawsuit. As for a lawsuit, I wouldn’t give it all back. It’s their mistake and mistakes have costs (I’d generally be more nice here but it sounds like they suck, so…). I’d tell the attorney the money is long gone, but I’ll settle and “pull money out of my retirement and suffer penalties” to pay back 25% of the amount. Whatever you do, DO NOT let them get a judgement against you. So many people stick their head in the sand when they get sued for a debt and get a default judgment. That thing can haunt you for a long time and can used to garnish your wages in the future.", "Bet it all on a meme stock, and double it and save the initial amount to give back.", "Are you sure you were fired? Was HR involved? Maybe your manager just told you \"not to come in any more\". You viewed it as paid leave while they investigated your complaints. There's a difference between being fired and on paid leave.\n\nCheck the paper work. If you were officially fired, you owe the money. If they messed up and didn't do the paper work, you were staying away as requested and on paid leave. Make them prove you were fired and shouldn't be paid.", "You can do what you like. There is a simple law called “mistake of fact” which basically means you can keep the money. If you’ve made them aware that you’ve been paid and they continue to keep paying you, you can even claim that you’re now accustomed to having this money and they’ll have to keep paying you. As long as you made them aware a ways back, you’re all good.", "What’s the problem ? They send you money, is it wrong to spend what is yours? \n\nImagine of someone put paper money in your pocket without you realizing it and when you spend money you found from your pocket, how they can blame you ? \n\nPut a hundred to homeless guys begging bucket and then get mad when he spends it ???" ]

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[ "Lying about second degree but filling out background check info with actual earned degree ", "Lying about second degree but filling out background check info with actual earned degree " ]

[ "No. It’ll come back to bite you. It’ll hurt more than getting rejected for one job. It’ll hurt when you’ve built up a life for yourself and you have a lot more to lose. \n\nAlso, it won’t be worth living in constant fear of being caught. I wouldn’t recommend it.", "Statistics is really hard so having done statistics they will think your really smart. Better be that smart!" ]

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[ "What is the most brutal way to expose a narcissist to their close ones, while preferably staying under the radar? ", "What is the most brutal way to expose a narcissist to their close ones, while preferably staying under the radar? " ]

[ "I'm the child of a Narcissist, and I can tell you that nothing you can ever do to someone who is truly, clinically a Narcissist, will ever really hurt them the way you want. They will bend themselves into a pretzel to deny any sort of hard proof you have of their actions you ever come up with. And anyone who **has** to deal with them on a day to day basis will just accept what they say and move on because it's easier on them personally than dealing with any fallout.\n\nI know because I've tried. I've gone through everything imaginable, including death threats, years of not speaking to both parents as well as a sibling who chose to continue dealing with them, and much more.\n\nIt's just... I hate to say but more often than not, it's just not worth your sanity.", "Pretty sure everyone is a narcissist. Not sure what exactly you hope to expose." ]

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