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and driver rollback. |
Heck yeah. |
The app allows users to sort their games the way they want, |
and the new UI allows users to customize the font and colors |
in case neon green on black just doesn't jive with your particular brand of dyslexia. |
But NVIDIA is not the only one bringing cool new features out of beta. |
AMD the perpetual ash to NVIDIA's Gary, |
launched Fluid Motion Frames 2, |
alongside the rollout of its 24.9.1 adrenaline driver. |
AFMF2 demonstrates substantial performance gains |
and fixes the first version's notorious input lag issue. |
It also comes with improved geometric downscaling, |
just in case you're the kind of psychopath |
who likes watching movies in a super tiny window |
rather than their native size. |
I need to make room for subway surfers. |
A pair of students at Harvard have released a paper |
on an experiment they conducted |
where they ran facial recognition software |
through a pair of Meta smart glasses. |
The glasses would then automatically cross-reference |
that face with social media |
and compile a profile on the person, |
including name, biographical information, |
personal associations, |
and even sometimes addresses. |
The students filmed themselves |
approaching strangers in public places, |
greeting them by name, |
and claiming to have met them previously, |
through a shared event or organization. |
While the system was occasionally inaccurate, |
this is a clear demonstration of how such technology |
could be used for harm by a malicious actor. |
Just think about the last time somebody |
who knew your name, occupation, and birth date |
stopped you on the street. |
Literally never happened to me, |
and I'm vaguely famous. |
I probably assume I was the jerk |
who forgot my old acquaintance and their snazzy glasses. |
How could I forget those? |
The student group has committed to not releasing the tool |
that they showed everyone that they had, |
but Meta won't even commit to not training their AI |
using smart glasses photos, |
a feature that can notably be set off accidentally |
using common keywords such as look. |
Meta, much like a giant irradiated squid kaiju, |
seems determined to use every tendril of its organization |
to violate our privacy in new and horrible ways |
previously known only to science fiction. |
And Eldritch Horror. |
But Mark looks great, doesn't he? |
Who cares if he made a deal with Cthulhu? |
Microsoft is rolling out voice and vision capabilities |
for its AI assistant co-pilot, |
as well as enhanced reasoning, |
which would be a big deal if it wasn't for the fact |
that most Microsoft AI innovations |
are actually just open AI innovations |
that were already rolled out several weeks ago. |
It's been 28 years, |
but despite the odds, |
Microsoft is still trying to make Clippy happen |
with an assistant that has a friendly, human-like voice |
that dynamically responds to the user's emotions |
and makes interjections like cool |
and huh to give the impression of active listening. |
It's as good a reminder as any |
to try to call up your actual friends |
and make plans this weekend. |
You may be lonely, |
but please don't be making small talk |
with lobotomized Cortana lonely. |
If it was Sydney, |
it'd be a whole nother thing, |
but she's gone. |
According to Microsoft AI Tsar Mustafa Suleiman, |
we're just a year away from ever-present, |
highly capable AI assistants, |
but he kind of has to make big claims like that, |
given how crowded the field |
of AI development has gotten |
with deep-pocketed tech giants. |
Gemini Live, Google's own enhanced voice mode, |
is now freely available to all Android users, |
while Nvidia just announced |
its own GPT-4-class |
open-source AI model |
with weights already available and training code coming soon. |
I didn't see that coming. |
Honestly, at this point, |
Taylor Swift could surprise drop a new AI assistant next week, |
and it'd only be a little weird. |
It'd be more weird if I didn't tell you |
I'm just realizing the potential here. |
Quick bits. |
I'll tell you eventually. |
Indie app developer, Christian Selig, |
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