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Water is moist.
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In an updated support article spotted by Neowin
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the company is now recommending customers buy a new PC running the operating system
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rather than install it on their current machines.
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Some people are taking this to mean
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that Microsoft is recommending you throw out your old PC.
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But only because that's a direct consequence of what Microsoft is telling people to do.
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The only curse in this story are the Windows 11 system requirements,
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which still controversially necessitate a TPM 2.0 security chip.
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Though it's kind of ironic that because of that requirement
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millions of incompatible PCs will become unsecured.
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But hey, it's not all bad news.
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Microsoft will let you reprogram the new co-pilot key they started adding to laptops this year.
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Thanks to Microsoft for solving the problem they themselves created.
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Is there anything they can't do that I like?
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Growing up, uh, My mom told me
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I'd never get to host Quick Bits if I didn't eat my broccoli.
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And look at me now.
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Thanks, mom.
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Following its most recent microcode update
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Intel says that it's finally fixed the root cause of the instability in its Raptor Lake CPUs,
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and this time, They mean it.
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Intel has confirmed that V-min shift instability
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resulting in excessive voltage is at the heart of the problem
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something it was previously kind of cagey about.
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While Intel says their future chips won't be affected by this issue
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there's still no fixing the chips that are already damaged
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and no way of telling that a chip is damaged until it starts crashing.
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Intel is apparently working on developing such a diagnostic tool for that situation.
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But in the meantime
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I don't know
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enable autosave in your Word doc, you crazy adrenaline junkie.
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What are you doing?
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Living on the edge, okay.
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Japanese peripheral manufacturer, Elecom,
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has become the first company to get cable certified for USB 4 2.0.
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As fun as it is
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that it ended up being named USB 4 20
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USB 4 2 is kind of dumb.
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Fortunately, the specs are far less stupid than the name.
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There are two cables with certifications.
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While they both are capable of 80 gigabits per second data transfer speeds
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one of them is also capable of 240 watts power delivery.
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The other delivers a more modest 60 watt.
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The USB-IF, who governs the USB standard
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said the cables will launch at the end of this year.
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But they also named the new standard USB 4 2.0.
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And I don't know if I can trust people like that.
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USB 4 2.0.
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Blaze it.
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Now with blazing fast speeds.
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An unusual number of M1 iMac users are reporting
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phantom lines appearing on their displays
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which is either screen degradation or this summer's hot new thriller.
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This has been a known issue since mid-2023
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but Apple has yet to acknowledge the problem.
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This not-so-fashionable pinstripe pattern typically crops up
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after two years of use
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meaning that the device is already well out of warranty.
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Which is a real bummer in an expensive all-in-one device
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where you can't just buy a new monitor.
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At least one repair tech blamed the issue
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on a flex cable used to power the LCD gradually burning out.
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Replacing it typically means replacing the entire screen
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which costs about as much as an entire Mac Mini.
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And you couldn't even buy one of those instead
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because that doesn't have a display either!
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Scientists created an artificial plant
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that generates oxygen and electricity using photosynthetic bacteria.
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Wow.
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Mitochondria!
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Don't cut that.
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Mitochondria!
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While the energy output is currently less than one milliwatt
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researchers hope to increase it to more than a milliwatt.
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And add something like a battery to store the energy for later use.
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Right now it's just
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they're just pouring it down the drain.
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It just escapes in the air.
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They're just extra.
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According to the paper
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the artificial plant was nine times better than natural plants at reducing indoor CO2 level.
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Unfortunately for everyone, the plant is really ugly.
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Or at least it was before it took off its glasses and let its hair down.
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Let's get into some hybridization, baby.
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And Jason Allen, a man who won an art competition two years ago
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with an image generated using MidJourney, is appealing the U.S.
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Copyright Office's denial of copyright for his image.
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Why?
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Well, Allen thinks the question of AI art copyright needs answering.
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And he's kind of right there.
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But he's also upset
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that the lack of copyright gives his work a perceived lower value.
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And it's even been appropriated and sold without his permission.
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Kind of like the countless images that were appropriated
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and used to train Midjourney and other art generators.
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Guys, he's not making enough money from the picture the computer gave him.
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What is he supposed to do?
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Ask it for another picture?
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They all changed the rules already!
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