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My sleep schedule is a baby's dream come true
I get plenty of sleep
I hardly get any sleep
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My sleep schedule is a frazzled state of death
I get plenty of sleep
I hardly get any sleep
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My dirty socks are a pile of lightly scented l aromas
My dirty socks smell slightly
My dirty socks smell really terrible
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My dirty socks are a pile of turds
My dirty socks smell slightly
My dirty socks smell really terrible
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1
She was languid, a freshly lobotomized patient watching out the window of her room.
she is vapid and incapable of thought
she is patient, waiting for her body to heal.
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She was languid, a hospital patient watching out the window of her room.
she is vapid and incapable of thought
she is patient, waiting for her body to heal.
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1
He was a shrike, perched on his thorn bush.
He is vicious, capable of violence or brutal killing.
He is beautiful, carefully perched on something that might harm others.
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He was a song bird, perched on a bramble bush.
He is vicious, capable of violence or brutal killing.
He is beautiful, carefully perched on something that might harm others.
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1
They are the gentle, lapping waters of low tide.
They are placid, inviting, and unaffected.
They are furious and dangerous.
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They are the pounding, roaring waves of the stormy sea.
They are placid, inviting, and unaffected.
They are furious and dangerous.
1
1
The movie has the depth of A thimble
The movie is boring
The movie is profound
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1
The movie has the depth of a canyon
The movie is boring
The movie is profound
1
1
The movie has the depth of a 4 year old
The movie is boring
The movie is profound
0
1
The movie has the depth of a wise philosopher
The movie is boring
The movie is profound
1
1
The movie has the depth of a shot glass
The movie is boring
The movie is profound
0
1
The movie has the depth of a wine vat
The movie is boring
The movie is profound
1
1
The underhanded tactics that the man used reminded her of Ethan Hunt in mission impossible
The man was as professional as a apy
The man was incompetent
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1
The underhanded tactics that the man used reminded her of Jacques Clouseau in the Pink Panther
The man was as professional as a apy
The man was incompetent
1
1
The new conditioner made her hair as soft as Peach fuzz.
Her hair was soft and velvety.
Her hair texture was rough.
0
1
The new conditioner made her hair as soft as Peach pits.
Her hair was soft and velvety.
Her hair texture was rough.
1
1
The new batteries in her remote control gave her as much control over her TV as The steering wheel in her car with a grip on it.
The control was precise
The control was sloppy.
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1
The new batteries in her remote control gave her as much control over her TV as The steering wheel in your car covered in vaseline.
The control was precise
The control was sloppy.
1
1
The drain had the suction power of a girl on OnlyFans who specializes in "mouth stuff"
The drain has a lot of suction
The drain has little suction
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1
The drain had the suction power of A vacuum hose without the cleaner
The drain has a lot of suction
The drain has little suction
1
1
The canyon had the depth of a virgin vagina
The canyon was not deep
The canyon was deep
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1
The canyon had the depth of a vagina that's had eight kids
The canyon was not deep
The canyon was deep
1
1
The job had the easiness of Colombo solving the case of who took the last cookie
The job was easy
The job was hard
0
1
The job had the easiness of trying to trace the ancestry of the entire human race
The job was easy
The job was hard
1
1
Jerry is a Lion
Jerry is ferocious and wild.
Jerry is sweet and calm.
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1
Jerry is a Kitten
Jerry is ferocious and wild.
Jerry is sweet and calm.
1
1
Your head is an empty box
You don't have anything intelligent to say.
You have many great thoughts.
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1
Your head is a vast library
You don't have anything intelligent to say.
You have many great thoughts.
1
1
The music you are playing is hot garbage
I don't like the music
I enjoy the music quite a bit.
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1
The music you are playing is sweet honey
I don't like the music
I enjoy the music quite a bit.
1
1
The man had the focus of a transplant surgeon
The man was focused
The man lacked focus
0
1
The man had the focus of a hyperactive puppy
The man was focused
The man lacked focus
1
1
The plane touched down on the tarmack like a whisper
The plane touched down quietly
The plane bumped and banged as it touched down
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1
The plane touched down on the tarmack like pots and pans tumbling out of a kitchen cupboard
The plane touched down quietly
The plane bumped and banged as it touched down
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1
His hair appeared to have been licked by a horse
His hair was standing on end
His hair was smooth and shiny
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1
His hair appeared to be woven gold
His hair was standing on end
His hair was smooth and shiny
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1
That blanket is a rabbit's fur
Blanket is very soft.
Blanket is very hard and rough.
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1
That blanket is a cactus.
Blanket is very soft.
Blanket is very hard and rough.
1
1
This poem is an epic
The poem is really memorable.
The poem is really fogetable.
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1
This poem is a fogotten tale.
The poem is really memorable.
The poem is really fogetable.
1
1
The food at this restaurant tastes like dog food
The food at this restaurant is terrible
The food at this restaurant is delicious
0
1
The food at this restaurant tastes like ambrosia
The food at this restaurant is terrible
The food at this restaurant is delicious
1
1
The actress looks like a goddess
The actress is beautiful
The actress is ugly
0
1
The actress looks like a gargoyle
The actress is beautiful
The actress is ugly
1
1
This sweater is as soft as a Brillo pad
The sweater is coarse
The sweater is plush
0
1
This sweater is as soft as a baby bunny
The sweater is coarse
The sweater is plush
1
1
His core was as rotten as a month old apple
He was a bad person deep down
He was considered kind and naive
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1
His core was as rotten as a freshly picked fruit
He was a bad person deep down
He was considered kind and naive
1
1
He was progressing towards the finish line with the speed of a Formula 1 car
He was getting to the finish line quickly
He was taking his time in getting to the finish line
0
1
He was progressing towards the finish line with the speed of a turtle on crutches
He was getting to the finish line quickly
He was taking his time in getting to the finish line
1
1
The chemicals were as explosive as 1000 grenades
The chemicals were very dangerous and to be handled carefully
The chemicals were not very volatile
0
1
The chemicals were as explosive as A fourth of July sparkler
The chemicals were very dangerous and to be handled carefully
The chemicals were not very volatile
1
1
The store had the prices of a "Going Out of Business" sale on Black Friday
The store had good prices
The store had poor prices
0
1
The store had the prices of an 8-year-old item twice marked up
The store had good prices
The store had poor prices
1
1
The forest was as wet as a woman's panties before sleeping with her celebrity crush
The forest was soaking wet
The forest was completely dry
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1
The forest was as wet as a woman's panties after an hour in the dryer on high heat
The forest was soaking wet
The forest was completely dry
1
1
His joints made the sound of a KitKat bar in a "Break Me a Piece" commercial
His joints were crackling
His joints were silent
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1
His joints made the sound of the outside world while wearing noise canceling headphones
His joints were crackling
His joints were silent
1
1
The test was as hard as sitting in a comfy chair.
The test was not hard
The test was hard
0
1
The test was as hard as the theory of relativity.
The test was not hard
The test was hard
1
1
His car cost as much as a piece of gum
His car cost was cheap
His car was expensive
0
1
His car cost as much as a mountain of gold
His car cost was cheap
His car was expensive
1
1
Her vision was as good as a bat
Her vision was not good
Her vision was good
0
1
Her vision was as good as an eagle
Her vision was not good
Her vision was good
1
1
The core of Jupiter is thought to be that of A solid rock sphere
The core of Jupiter is solid
The core of Jupiter is liquid
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1
The core of Jupiter is thought to be that of A molten ball of hot metal
The core of Jupiter is solid
The core of Jupiter is liquid
1
1
Progress towards the finishing of the building was like that of A stalagmite forming in a cave
The building's progress is very slow
The building's progress is very fast
0
1
Progress towards the finishing of the building was like that of An adrenalized bolt of lightning
The building's progress is very slow
The building's progress is very fast
1
1
The chemical process has the complexity of A kid mixing vinegar and baking soda
The chemical process is very simple
The chemical process is very complex
0
1
The chemical process has the complexity of A procedure for shutting down a nuclear power plant
The chemical process is very simple
The chemical process is very complex
1
1
The core of the cake reminded him of A hot stack of pancakes
The center was gooey and warm
The center was dry and crumbly
0
1
The core of the cake reminded him of Biscotti
The center was gooey and warm
The center was dry and crumbly
1
1
The progress he made on his software program was like Watching a quarterback run a touchdown to the end zone
The progress was quick and satisfying
The progress was clumsy
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1
The progress he made on his software program was like Watching the quarterback fumble with football repeatedly.
The progress was quick and satisfying
The progress was clumsy
1
1
The chemicals in her shampoo had a scent which reminded her of Her grandmother rubbing liniment on her arthritis knee
The shampoo smelled medicinal
The shampoo smelled delectable
0
1
The chemicals in her shampoo had a scent which reminded her of Her grandmother making apple pie
The shampoo smelled medicinal
The shampoo smelled delectable
1
1
The core is a Koi pond
The core is small
The core is large
0
1
The core is a an infinity pool
The core is small
The core is large
1
1
The progress the man made was a sand box
The progress was small
The progress was large
0
1
The progress the man made was The sahara desert
The progress was small
The progress was large
1
1
The chemical compound made is a child's tantrum
The chemical compound is basically bad
The chemical compound is profoundly bad
0
1
The chemical compound made is The devil's work
The chemical compound is basically bad
The chemical compound is profoundly bad
1
1
The earth is as round as a ball
The earth is round
The earth is not round
0
1
The earth is as round as a house
The earth is round
The earth is not round
1
1
Tim's hands were rough as sandpaper
Tim had hands that were not soft
Tim had soft hands
0
1
Tim's hands were slick like ice
Tim had hands that were not soft
Tim had soft hands
1
1
The house was tall as a tree
The house was tall
the house is big and tall
0
1
The house was tall as a mountain
The house was tall
the house is big and tall
1
1
That car has the horsepower of a plane
The car has a high horsepower
The car has a low horsepower
0
1
That car has the horsepower of a lawnmower
The car has a high horsepower
The car has a low horsepower
1
1
That car has the acceleration of a rocket
The car accelerates very fast
The car accelerates very slow
0
1
That car has the acceleration of a snail
The car accelerates very fast
The car accelerates very slow
1
1
That car has the top speed of a turtle
The car's top speed is very slow
The car's top speed is very fast
0
1
That car has the top speed of a cheetah
The car's top speed is very slow
The car's top speed is very fast
1
1
His nurse had the bedside manner of a scolding and judgmental ex-wife.
His nurse had a hostile bedside manner.
His nurse had a kind bedside manner.
0
1
His nurse had the bedside manner of a forgiving and understanding girlfriend.
His nurse had a hostile bedside manner.
His nurse had a kind bedside manner.
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