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ZEN
You’re the creepy one who sucks up to everyone to make them sign contracts.
ZEN
That’s what Jaehee said before.
JUMIN
What’s wrong with that?
MC
I’m lonely… I’m painfully lonely.
ZEN
I… always get really lonely in the fall and winter.
ZEN
You know that moment right after you wake up and feel like you’re the only one in the world?
ZEN
As it gets closer to winter, the day gets shorter…
JUMIN
Haha.
JUMIN
If you’re busy like me, you never have time to feel lonely.
ZEN
Emotionless freak;;
MC
Jumin’s kinda scary ;;
ZEN
Right? He’s a creep.
JUMIN
It’s not so bad to be feared.
ZEN
MC, let’s ignore him and just talk among ourselves.
ZEN
Nothing good will come out by talking to him.
JUMIN
Hmm… that’s too black and white.
MC
I was just bored lol
JUMIN
I see. I guess you come here for the same reason as Zen.
ZEN
What are you talking about. It’s the same for you too.
JUMIN
I won’t deny that.
JUMIN
This chat room is quite addictive.
JUMIN
I can brag about Elizabeth 3rd as much as I want.
ZEN
Whatever;;
ZEN
No one cares about cat pictures.
ZEN
Depressed Zen emoji*
JUMIN
Take this.
ZEN
Depressed Zen emoji*
MC
Wow! So pretty.
JUMIN
Thank god at least one person appreciates her beauty.
MC
Oh. A cat.
JUMIN
Hmm.
MC
omfg…
ZEN
MC’s surprised! God.
ZEN
Are you okay?
JUMIN
A cat is not a bomb.
JUMIN
A cat is a cat.
JUMIN
I tend to believe that a person who likes animals cannot be bad…
ZEN
You only believe what you want to believe.
JUMIN
Certainly, is that not life?
ZEN
Don’t pretend to be so above everything!
JUMIN
Anyways.
JUMIN
Cats are the best pet, so MC, you should look into it.
JUMIN
Elizabeth 3rd is the only one who sees me off to work.
JUMIN
She’s the only one I need.
ZEN
What are you talking about;; You make all of your maids see you off.
JUMIN
What I mean is… Elizabeth 3rd is the only one who sees me off with a loving soul.
ZEN
Loving soul lol
ZEN
If you treated your employees with a loving soul, they’d polish your shoes and lay out a red carpet.
JUMIN
It’s a waste giving yourself to people you’ve employed. It’s a business relationship. Money should be all there is to it.
ZEN
Well. That depends on the person.
ZEN
What do you think, MC?
MC
It’s better to treat people like actual human beings than to be so strict.
JUMIN
I forget what you call that.
JUMIN
A family-like company? Ha.
ZEN
MC, ignore that pompous jerk.
ZEN
The director that I work with is really nice to the actors.
ZEN
He buys us food with his own money and stays late to encourage us.
ZEN
So I enjoy every show.
ZEN
One director I worked with before just did his job and took his paycheck…
ZEN
And the result was just that too.
JUMIN
That’s a good example.
JUMIN
It’s not my style, but I should acknowledge that society is diverse.
MC
Isn’t it natural to just work as much as you get paid.
JUMIN
That is correct.
ZEN
There are a lot of people who don’t work as much as they get paid.
ZEN
If their bosses give them the look, they have to work more than what was agreed…
JUMIN
My company doesn’t have anything like that.
ZEN
I think that whatever you do… human emotions are always involved.
JUMIN
A true pro never involves emotions with work.
ZEN
Can anything valuable come out without any emotion?
JUMIN
You can think that way since you’re an actor.
JUMIN
Anyways, I agree with MC.
ZEN
I’ve seen people online crying out that working in your company is like being a slave, but I may be wrong.
JUMIN
They should be honored to be my slaves. They are probably tears of joy.
MC
I’m pretty sure it’s tears of joy +_+
JUMIN
Right?
JUMIN
It’s probably more so for people working close to me.
JUMIN
Since I directly… give directions and control them.
ZEN
Zen emoji*
ZEN
That must be hell.
JUMIN
Yes.
ZEN
Didn’t expect MC to agree with that jerk;;
JUMIN
That is appropriate.
ZEN
I’m not in a good mood right now.
MC
Can we change the subject?
ZEN
I want pizza bread.
JUMIN
I don’t know why pizza bread exists.
JUMIN
Why do we need pizza bread when we have pizza?
JUMIN
All the franchise bakeries seem to sell it.
JUMIN
Hmm. Is it because people don’t have enough money to eat pizza?
JUMIN
It tastes like pizza, but it’s cheaper.
JUMIN
I guess it familiarizes commoners with the taste of pizza.
ZEN
;; I can’t watch you insult pizza bread any longer.
ZEN
Then do people buy coffee bread because they want coffee but it’s too expensive?
JUMIN
Your rebuttal is very strange and unappealing.
MC
Well… Labor management relations is always a complicated issue.
ZEN
Yeah. Let’s talk about something else.
JUMIN
We can talk about cats.
ZEN
No.
JUMIN
MC, do you like cats?