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YOOSUNG
Haha. I’m blushing.
MC
Should I invite them to the party…?
JAEHEE
Are you serious?
YOOSUNG
I think it might be a good idea! lol
YOOSUNG
I’ll tell them to contact you.
YOOSUNG
Although they aren’t good as their shoe sizes… they are very positive.
JAEHEE
I’ll get going now.
YOOSUNG
I’m gonna go flip through some TOEIC practice books~
MC
Good luck, Yoosung ^^
YOOSUNG
Thank you ^^
MC
Good bye, Jaehee.
JAEHEE
Yes. Good bye.
MC
Zen, what are you doing?
ZEN
I was looking into the mirror.
ZEN
My reflection is so beautiful I can’t take my eyes off it.
MC
Hey! It’s handsome Zen.
ZEN
Haha… You have a good eye, MC.
ZEN
You know what.
ZEN
I was just looking into the mirror.
ZEN
My reflection is so beautiful I can’t turn my eyes away.
ZEN
I think I understand what it means for the mirror to get jealous.
ZEN
And also.
ZEN
The model agency I met today asked me if I could model for them.
ZEN
Man…
ZEN
This chiseled face is bringing work from everywhere.
ZEN
It’s a problem.
MC
On the brink of madness.
ZEN
My looks make me this way.
ZEN
It’s hard for me too… Seriously.
MC
It’s a serious problem. What do we do? Everyone’s eyes will freeze.
ZEN
That’s what I mean…
ZEN
I see that our beauty standards are the same.
MC
Narcissist…
ZEN
A narcissist is a narcissist because he’s handsome.
ZEN
lol
MC
Yoosung, you’re not going to play games?
YOOSUNG
I said I quit LOLOL. lol
ZEN
Is that for real…
YOOSUNG
Yup. I’m studying for TOEIC.
ZEN
Our kid has changed;;
MC
Ssup Yoosung.
YOOSUNG
Ssup~!
ZEN
Who the hell says sup these days. Where did you put your good senses?
YOOSUNG
Why lol. You used a 90s greeting too last time.
ZEN
Seeing how I look in the mirror, I don’t want to tell people how old I am lol
ZEN
I’ll forever be the young hot guy.
YOOSUNG
Zen
YOOSUNG
When you’re too narcissistic you sort of become douchey..
ZEN
Did you just call me douchey…
ZEN
I’m good looking. What can I do? lol
YOOSUNG
Since we’re talking about looks.
YOOSUNG
Don’t I look okay?
MC
lol Not bad.
YOOSUNG
Really?
YOOSUNG
I guess I’m not really your type… T_T
MC
Not my type.
YOOSUNG
T_T
YOOSUNG
That’s sad…
MC
You’re okay.
YOOSUNG
Oh… Thank you!
ZEN
What’s to thank?;;;
ZEN
She just said you’re okay.
MC
You’re attractive ^^
YOOSUNG
Haha, thanks!
YOOSUNG
I feel good~
ZEN
You don’t look so bad.
YOOSUNG
Then why can’t I get a girlfriend?
YOOSUNG
Is there something wrong with me?
YOOSUNG
MC, do you know!?
MC
Because you’re slow.
ZEN
A little bit…
YOOSUNG
I’m slow!?
YOOSUNG
What… I don’t think so T_T
MC
Because you’re frigid.
ZEN
Ya. Kinda agree with that.
YOOSUNG
T_T
YOOSUNG
I’m so sad I never had a girlfriend.
MC
Because you’re addicted to games.
YOOSUNG
Then since I quit, I’ll get one now!
YOOSUNG
Hooray!
ZEN
Hooray;;
ZEN
I think you’ll look more manly if you dress better.
JAEHEE
1. No, because you are short.
ZEN
lmaoooo Jaehee, that’s the first thing you want to say? lol
ZEN
Sorry… She says you’re too short.
MC
Hello, Jaehee.
JAEHEE
Hello.
MC
I like guys who are short.
ZEN
Oh~
YOOSUNG
Oh… My heart just jumped!
YOOSUNG
So I have hope too?
MC
lmao
YOOSUNG
Don’t laugh! T_T
JAEHEE
2. No, because you spend too much time playing LOLOL
ZEN
Yup. No more games.
YOOSUNG
I quit~!
JAEHEE
3. You are not wild enough.
ZEN
Yup.
YOOSUNG
!?
MC
Being wild is important!