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ZEN
Hmm… If you think about it, you did give him the reason.
707
Ahem lol
ZEN
How did you end up breaking it?
YOOSUNG
He just left it on the floor. Of course I stepped on it.
707
Anyways, you who broke my toy
707
are forgiven!!
707
From a gloomy life!
707
Without a girlfriend, without games…
707
a clean life like a potato salad without mayo
707
a life like a worn out hoodie.
707
You have been saved from that life.
707
You were able to reach enlightenment.
ZEN
You’re not making any sense.
YOOSUNG
What are you saying;;;
YOOSUNG
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand this?
MC
I like guys like Yoosung.
YOOSUNG
Omg. I feel good, just used the wrong emoji.
ZEN
ZEN
Wait.
ZEN
Are guys like Yoosung popular these days?
YOOSUNG
Anyways…
MC
I don’t understand either.
ZEN
No one understands what he says.
MC
Yoosung, be enlightened.
707
Yeah! be enlightened!!
YOOSUNG
What’s wrong, MC T_T
YOOSUNG
Do you think I really live like a worn out hoodie?
YOOSUNG
No! I’m living a happy and fulfilling life!
ZEN
lololol
YOOSUNG
I have no idea what Seven is saying.
707
You don’t believe in God so you’ll never understand.
YOOSUNG
I don’t believe that you believe either.
YOOSUNG
I’ve never seen you pray;;
707
Proof
MC
Photo of a hypocrite.
ZEN
Yup;;
YOOSUNG
Can’t understand.
MC
Just looking at it cleanses my soul★
YOOSUNG
What do you mean cleanse!
ZEN
MC… Did you eat something that Seven sent you?
707
Nah, never did that.
YOOSUNG
Why are you dressed like a nun!?
707
To express my devotion to God.
707
Like a virgin….
MC
lmfaoooooooooo
YOOSUNG
roflololololololololol
YOOSUNG
The cat would laugh while sleeping.
MC
Seven…. I knew you were pure and charming.
YOOSUNG
?!?!?!
707
Haha…. I’m blushing >_<
ZEN
lmfaoooooooo
ZEN
This is the funniest joke I’ve heard in a while lololol
707
Even if I become a laughing stock…
707
I’ve made Yoosung quit games, I’m happy with that.
YOOSUNG
I didn’t quit because of you.
707
U would say this.
707
“Don’t let your right hand know what your left hand is doing.”
ZEN
Isn’t it the other way around?
707
The moment u reach enlightenment
707
u will forever be grateful.
YOOSUNG
Grateful for what!
YOOSUNG
I said I didn’t quit games because of you~!
YOOSUNG
It was my decision!
707
The day u realize that it’s all thanks to me
707
u’ll realize I have the heart of a parent.
ZEN
You’ve just insulted parents all around the world.
YOOSUNG
Whatever…
YOOSUNG
I’m gonna go play games…
YOOSUNG
I’m going to defy your logic.
MC
Yeah. Don’t follow Seven.
YOOSUNG
I’m gonna start games again!
YOOSUNG
If my life’s already a potato salad without mayo, then I should at least have soy sauce!
ZEN
That sounds so sad.
MC
Yoosung… Don’t fall for Seven’s trick! It’s a trap!
707
…Said the devil.
707
No. Should I say said the angel.
YOOSUNG
MC…. Thank you for worrying about me.
YOOSUNG
But I don’t want to end up like Seven said!
707
Oh my oh my
707
You’re playing games again?
707
So my prayers didn’t work!?!?!?
ZEN
Oh my oh my? He’s crazy;
707
Don’t log on~ Darling~
707
I tried to hard.
YOOSUNG
Don’t care.
YOOSUNG
I’m going in.
707
Don’t play games.
707
I’m so sad T_T
YOOSUNG
Hmph.
MC
To be honest, I did expect him to start again.
ZEN
Ya, I did expect it too.
MC
So now we return to base one.
707
Amen.
ZEN
-_-
707
Anyways, hope Yoosung climbs up fast ^^
ZEN
You’re taking it out all on Yoosung.
JUMIN
Me revoila!
MC
I thought you went to another city, not France; What’s with the French?
JUMIN
How narrow-minded of you to think you have to go to France to use the language.
ZEN
Stop being pretentious.