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Rika
What should I call that place. Heaven… maybe? And.. when I go to heaven, I can meet other should that have lived with me, and visit my friends on Earth.
Rika
But… because there is no body, the souls can’t feel or touch each other. My friends on Earth won’t be able to feel or touch me either.
Rika
So when you meet another soul in heaven and fall in love, it becomes painful. So they make a promise to each other.
Rika
…To have a body on Earth and experience love together.
Rika
V and I… might have been two souls that met in heaven.
Rika
Because I feel it… It was fate…
YOOSUNG
MC!
YOOSUNG
Didn’t you hear a strange alarm?
MC
No I have’t.
YOOSUNG
Hmm;;
YOOSUNG
I guess it was just my phone…
MC
Heya Yoosung… I did see some weird messages!
YOOSUNG
Hello…!
YOOSUNG
Weird messages?
YOOSUNG
I didn’t see any…
YOOSUNG
I was just playing LOLOL
YOOSUNG
but my phone rang so I came in,
YOOSUNG
but nothing seems to be out of the ordinary.
MC
I’ll leave him a word for you ^^
YOOSUNG
Please do!
YOOSUNG
I was so surprised that I left without completing the quest.
YOOSUNG
My guild members are gonna hate me for disappearing like that…
YOOSUNG
Please tell him that I need him to check my messenger!
MC
It must be a bug… Seven’s not as good as he says he is.
YOOSUNG
Ugh.
YOOSUNG
Seven.
YOOSUNG
And he calls himself Seven Zero Seven the Great;;
YOOSUNG
I should ask him to check out my app then.
YOOSUNG
I’m practically allergic to server maintenance,
YOOSUNG
but I do know that it’s the only way to prevent problems.
YOOSUNG
Then,
YOOSUNG
Imma go back
YOOSUNG
to LOLOL.
MC
Yoosung, turn off that computer and go to bed.
YOOSUNG
OMG!!!
YOOSUNG
I thought you were my mom for a sec;;
YOOSUNG
Don’t do that to me, haha.
YOOSUNG
My mom’s gonna go ballistic if she finds out I game like this. lololol
YOOSUNG
See you!!
MC
You’re very quick. lol
YOOSUNG
I’m only being professional.
YOOSUNG
If you’ve begun a quest, you have to see it to the end.
YOOSUNG
You have to be responsible about things like that. lol
YOOSUNG
Anyways, I’ll be off!
YOOSUNG
Good night!!
YOOSUNG
Laterz
707
Huh? Aarrgh!! Ms. Vanderwood!
707
Madam! Please put that taser away! That’s for torture.
Vanderwood
Don’t scream… You’re hurting my ears.
Vanderwood
And quit calling me madam.
707
Then Sir Vanderwood!
Vanderwood
…Stop joking around.
707
No.
Vanderwood
Do you want me to hit you?
707
No!
Vanderwood
Did you finish work?
707
No!
Vanderwood
Are you doing that on purpose?
707
No. But when did you come in? The gate question changes at midnight… You managed to come in!?
Vanderwood
I carry around an Arabic dictionary because of you… And don’t change the subject.
707
No.
Vanderwood
Oh. I guess you’re not afraid of my taser gun then.
707
Alright alright. You’re the boss and I’m the servant, right?
Vanderwood
Just answer my question. Why haven’t you finished work?
707
Because I didn’t work.
Vanderwood
Vanderwood
My arm is having a very hard time trying not to take out the taser gun.
707
Oh my god! I can’t believe I didn’t finish work! Oh no! What should I do??
Vanderwood
Is it because you got paid with potato chips last time? Your performances have been really bad after that.
Vanderwood
The boss told me that you haven’t been doing very well lately.
707
I said I don’t care since I like those chips. So the Honey Buddha Chips have nothing to do with my recent performances.
707
But… I do have a prediction report saying that I’ll do really well if I get compensated with cars. Do you want to see it?
Vanderwood
Cars? If you get anything from an intelligence agency, you’re just going to be traced. I wouldn’t take it for the world.
707
Oh, right. Cancel that.
Vanderwood
Why don’t you ask them to give you a maid instead? Why is your house like this all the time? Empty soda cans, potato chip bags…
Vanderwood
And why did you shred up all that paper? Do you have ADHD or something…? I can’t believe you manage to get work done here.
707
I was just about to say. My house is so dirty that I’m always distracted… The boss will understand once we give him a picture of my house.
Vanderwood
Yeah yeah, what a great excuse. He’ll totally understand… Ugh! Your sofa smells like soda.
707
It’s the lovely scent of Phd. Pepper. I get really focused once I drink it, but once I’m finished, it just makes my house more dirty.
707
Since my house is like this, I can’t help but imagine decoding all the dust particles that fly around here… Huh…!? Decoding it in my imagination is making me hallucinate all the palm oil particles from the Honey Buddha Chips multiplying exponentially!
707
I want to eat them….! Oh, god… I see corn starch and honey particles floating around over there…!
Vanderwood
What the hell are you talking about, you weirdo…? Alright, I’ll clean up the house so just get back to work! You idiot.
707
An idiot…? Aren’t you being too harsh to a genius secret agent right now?
Vanderwood
I barely stopped myself from calling you a cockroach. Since your house is always like this, I don’t know if I come here to keep an eye on you or be your maid.
707
Alright, Vanderwood the 3rd… Sorry I treat you like a maid all the time. But will you first sweep the floor?
Vanderwood
Are you kidding me?
707
No. If you’re not going to clean, then I need to play a round of LOLOL. I’m serious.
Vanderwood
What? God, seriously…
707
Huh? What? But why dud my screen freeze…?
Vanderwood
How can you play games right now!?
707
Vanderwood… Come see this.
Vanderwood
…Hey, I think you got hacked.
707
Me…? Hacked? This is… this is the RFA Messenger server…
Vanderwood
Turn on the log. Hurry!
JAEHEE
MC, you’re here very late.
MC
Jaehee, didn’t you see any weird messages in the chatroom?
JAEHEE
Strange messages?
JAEHEE
No, I only heard an obnoxious alarm noise.
JAEHEE
It seems that my messenger app also has a bug.
MC
Jaehee, why are you still up?