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coped pulled me over for going 90 in a 65 and i thought i was going to lose my license and maybe get arrested.	got pulled over last night for going 25mph over the speed limit.	That is a bummer. On the bright side you probably won't do that again!
coped pulled me over for going 90 in a 65 and i thought i was going to lose my license and maybe get arrested. got pulled over last night for going 25mph over the speed limit.	That is a bummer. On the bright side you probably won't do that again!	that's for sure was so nervous i would lose my license. But he lowered it down to 5 mph now all i have to do is pay a fine.
coped pulled me over for going 90 in a 65 and i thought i was going to lose my license and maybe get arrested. got pulled over last night for going 25mph over the speed limit. That is a bummer. On the bright side you probably won't do that again!	that's for sure was so nervous i would lose my license. But he lowered it down to 5 mph now all i have to do is pay a fine.	That is awesome! It is nice to know people can be fair!
My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days.	My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days.	Sounds terrible, how did she get in the accident?
My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days. My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days.	Sounds terrible, how did she get in the accident?	Some drunk driver hit her.
My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days. My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days. Sounds terrible_comma_ how did she get in the accident?	Some drunk driver hit her.	What did she say after waking up?
Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid.	Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid.	that's awkward where was it?
Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid. Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid.	that's awkward where was it?	It was at a Korean restaurant we were trying out. Never going there again.
Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid. Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid. that's awkward where was it?	It was at a Korean restaurant we were trying out. Never going there again.	from what you have told i cant go there what else did you see
i saw a dog pee in front of my door. yak	hello there am not feeling good today	Are you sick? What happened?
i saw a dog pee in front of my door. yak hello there am not feeling good today	Are you sick? What happened?	i got flu not good for me
i saw a dog pee in front of my door. yak hello there am not feeling good today Are you sick? What happened?	i got flu not good for me	That's terrible. I hope you get some rest.
i saw a dog pee in front of my door. yak hello there am not feeling good today Are you sick? What happened? i got flu not good for me	That's terrible. I hope you get some rest.	yeah thank lol
Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood.	Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood	That sounds like a happy homecoming! Or was it bittersweet?
Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood. Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood	That sounds like a happy homecoming! Or was it bittersweet?	A bit of both. I miss them and glad we got to catch up.
Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood. Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood That sounds like a happy homecoming! Or was it bittersweet?	A bit of both. I miss them and glad we got to catch up.	That's a great feeling. Knowing you can go home again ;-) Hopefully they can come visit you, too!
My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her.	My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her.	Oh that's nice! Most people don't adopt older dogs
My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her. My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her.	Oh that's nice! Most people don't adopt older dogs	Yea, they don't. They're probably afraid of loss and of course, the medical bills.
My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her. My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her. Oh that's nice! Most people don't adopt older dogs	Yea, they don't. They're probably afraid of loss and of course, the medical bills.	Mostly medical. But, also that you most likely won't have long to make a bond, play, etc. It would be mostly care
I accidentally left a very important document at home that I needed. It made me look bad in front of my boss	I accidentally left a very important document at my house that I needed at work. It made me look foolish in front of my boss when I didn't have it :(	Oh no. Did you explain it to him?
I accidentally left a very important document at home that I needed. It made me look bad in front of my boss I accidentally left a very important document at my house that I needed at work. It made me look foolish in front of my boss when I didn't have it :(	Oh no. Did you explain it to him?	I did. He laughed it off, but it makes people believe you aren't up to the task. So, it's not a good thing
I accidentally left a very important document at home that I needed. It made me look bad in front of my boss I accidentally left a very important document at my house that I needed at work. It made me look foolish in front of my boss when I didn't have it :( Oh no. Did you explain it to him?	I did. He laughed it off, but it makes people believe you aren't up to the task. So, it's not a good thing	You'll be more careful next time. Everyone makes mistakes.
I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I was traveling. It's quite silent and weird	I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I've been traveling. It's weird not having him with me	Why do you usually bring him along?
I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I was traveling. It's quite silent and weird I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I've been traveling. It's weird not having him with me	Why do you usually bring him along?	He's my little traveling companion that keeps me company as I normally make very short trips. This one was far away, though, so I couldn't
I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I was traveling. It's quite silent and weird I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I've been traveling. It's weird not having him with me Why do you usually bring him along?	He's my little traveling companion that keeps me company as I normally make very short trips. This one was far away, though, so I couldn't	How far away was it?
One Christmas when I was thirteen years old, I did not get the play station that I wanted.	I can no longer stand christmas, because once when i was thirteen I had been told I would be getting a playstation. Christmas came and I never got it.	Oh man! I'm so sorry! Is there any part of the season you can still enjoy?
One Christmas when I was thirteen years old, I did not get the play station that I wanted. I can no longer stand christmas_comma_ because once when i was thirteen I had been told I would be getting a playstation. Christmas came and I never got it.	Oh man! I'm so sorry! Is there any part of the season you can still enjoy?	Not christmas no, New years is still decent for me. Everytime I think of christmas my mind just goes red.
One Christmas when I was thirteen years old, I did not get the play station that I wanted. I can no longer stand christmas_comma_ because once when i was thirteen I had been told I would be getting a playstation. Christmas came and I never got it. Oh man! I'm so sorry! Is there any part of the season you can still enjoy?	Not christmas no, New years is still decent for me. Everytime I think of christmas my mind just goes red.	Do your parents feel terrible about that? (Not that you want them to....I just imagine they'd be pretty devastated to know that's why a holiday was ruined for you.) On the other hand -- I LOVE New Years!
One Christmas when I was thirteen years old, I did not get the play station that I wanted. I can no longer stand christmas_comma_ because once when i was thirteen I had been told I would be getting a playstation. Christmas came and I never got it. Oh man! I'm so sorry! Is there any part of the season you can still enjoy? Not christmas no_comma_ New years is still decent for me. Everytime I think of christmas my mind just goes red.	Do your parents feel terrible about that? (Not that you want them to....I just imagine they'd be pretty devastated to know that's why a holiday was ruined for you.) On the other hand -- I LOVE New Years!	I have never told them about how I feel about that christmas day.
I am mad at my friend eric	I am mad at my friend Eric because he lied to me	Why did he lie?
I am mad at my friend eric I am mad at my friend Eric because he lied to me	Why did he lie?	He asked for money and he lied about the reason
I am mad at my friend eric I am mad at my friend Eric because he lied to me Why did he lie?	He asked for money and he lied about the reason	What did he say for the reason?
I love my wife	MY WIFE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE	Why is she the love of your life?
I love my wife MY WIFE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE	Why is she the love of your life?	Because she completes me all the way.
I love my wife MY WIFE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE Why is she the love of your life?	Because she completes me all the way.	How does she complete you?
When I was six years old, my mom let me watch IT.	I watched IT when I was only six years old.	Were you scared?
When I was six years old, my mom let me watch IT. I watched IT when I was only six years old.	Were you scared?	It was the worst experience of my life. I still can not watch movies like that.
When I was six years old, my mom let me watch IT. I watched IT when I was only six years old. Were you scared?	It was the worst experience of my life. I still can not watch movies like that.	What movies do you enjoy instead?
When I was six years old, my mom let me watch IT. I watched IT when I was only six years old. Were you scared? It was the worst experience of my life. I still can not watch movies like that.	What movies do you enjoy instead?	I love comedy shows.
on my 25th birthday party	my girlfriend planned a surprise party i was not aware of	That is nice of her, did you have fun?
on my 25th birthday party my girlfriend planned a surprise party i was not aware of	That is nice of her, did you have fun?	yeah much
on my 25th birthday party my girlfriend planned a surprise party i was not aware of That is nice of her_comma_ did you have fun?	yeah much	Who was all there?
on my 25th birthday party my girlfriend planned a surprise party i was not aware of That is nice of her_comma_ did you have fun? yeah much	Who was all there?	her friends and work mate
I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts.	I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts.	oooh really do ghosts exist
I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts.	oooh really do ghosts exist	I believe the do.
I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. oooh really do ghosts exist	I believe the do.	i used to but nowadays i don't what else
I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. oooh really do ghosts exist I believe the do.	i used to but nowadays i don't what else	I believe they do.
I had confidence the Falcons would win, man was I wrong.	I thought the Falcons would win, man was I wrong.	Who won instead?
I had confidence the Falcons would win, man was I wrong. I thought the Falcons would win_comma_ man was I wrong.	Who won instead?	The Eagles, I was so mad.
I had confidence the Falcons would win, man was I wrong. I thought the Falcons would win_comma_ man was I wrong. Who won instead?	The Eagles, I was so mad.	Did you bet on the game?
I graduated from college last year, I was so happy.	I graduated from college last year, I was so happy.	That is amazing! I went to college for a few years, never ended up graduating.
I graduated from college last year, I was so happy. I graduated from college last year_comma_ I was so happy.	That is amazing! I went to college for a few years, never ended up graduating.	I had to study hard to do it.
I graduated from college last year, I was so happy. I graduated from college last year_comma_ I was so happy. That is amazing! I went to college for a few years_comma_ never ended up graduating.	I had to study hard to do it.	I studied hard for a while, but in the end it was just too much fun to party every weekend.
Everytime my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any.	When my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any of them.	That isn't nice.
Everytime my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any. When my wife buys food_comma_ I eat all of the cookies before she can get any of them.	That isn't nice.	It is not, and I feel bad about it every single time.
Everytime my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any. When my wife buys food_comma_ I eat all of the cookies before she can get any of them. That isn't nice.	It is not, and I feel bad about it every single time.	You should not do that anymore.
Everytime my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any. When my wife buys food_comma_ I eat all of the cookies before she can get any of them. That isn't nice. It is not_comma_ and I feel bad about it every single time.	You should not do that anymore.	I know but the cookies draw me into them.
I failed my test last week, I am disappointed.	I failed my test last week. I am disappointed.	Can you retake it?
I failed my test last week, I am disappointed. I failed my test last week. I am disappointed.	Can you retake it?	I wish I could but the teacher won't let me.
I failed my test last week, I am disappointed. I failed my test last week. I am disappointed. Can you retake it?	I wish I could but the teacher won't let me.	That's too bad. All you can do is try harder next time.
I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever.	I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever	Did you say something?
I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever. I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever	Did you say something?	I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever
I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever. I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever Did you say something?	I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever	Did you say anything to the clerk?
I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever. I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever Did you say something? I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever	Did you say anything to the clerk?	No. I think I was more bothered by the fact that they did not open up another line.
I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever. I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever Did you say something? I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever Did you say anything to the clerk?	No. I think I was more bothered by the fact that they did not open up another line.	Did you say something to the clerk?
There was a fire at my house but I had my fire extinguisher.	There was a fire at my house luckily I had a fire extinguisher.	Was there damage?
There was a fire at my house but I had my fire extinguisher. There was a fire at my house luckily I had a fire extinguisher.	Was there damage?	No. I caught it early enough.
There was a fire at my house but I had my fire extinguisher. There was a fire at my house luckily I had a fire extinguisher. Was there damage?	No. I caught it early enough.	Was there anyone else around?
I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it.	I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it	Did it turn out ok?
I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it. I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it	Did it turn out ok?	I had no trouble doing it and it was really fun.
I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it. I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it Did it turn out ok?	I had no trouble doing it and it was really fun.	What was the puzzle of?
I farted in front of the school last week.	I farted in front of the school last week.	hahaha i can see hoe students laughed at you
I farted in front of the school last week. I farted in front of the school last week.	hahaha i can see hoe students laughed at you	Yes, the school went crazy.
I farted in front of the school last week. I farted in front of the school last week. hahaha i can see hoe students laughed at you	Yes, the school went crazy.	ahw that was good
to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog	3	What about 3?
to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog 3	What about 3?	i thought so it done in asia
to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog 3 What about 3?	i thought so it done in asia	I have never been to Asia.
My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone.	My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone.	something wrong with your meal or what
My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone. My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone.	something wrong with your meal or what	No, my meals were fine. I just had to eat alone.
My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone. My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone. something wrong with your meal or what	No, my meals were fine. I just had to eat alone.	can you kick an innocent dog for nothing
to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog	3 kicks on an innocent dog	That isn't very nice.
to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog 3 kicks on an innocent dog	That isn't very nice.	4
to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog 3 kicks on an innocent dog That isn't very nice.	4	What about 4?
I saw a shark in the water last week.	I saw a shark in the water last week.	Were you afraid or thrilled or both?
I saw a shark in the water last week. I saw a shark in the water last week.	Were you afraid or thrilled or both?	I was afraid.
I saw a shark in the water last week. I saw a shark in the water last week. Were you afraid or thrilled or both?	I was afraid.	Were you in the water?
My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on.	My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on	That is terrible news.
My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on. My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on	That is terrible news.	It was overwhelming.
My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on. My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on That is terrible news.	It was overwhelming.	How did you do it?
My brother won the lottery last month.	My brother won the lottery last month.	That is wonderful! I actually won the lottery once myself and it changed my life for a bit.
My brother won the lottery last month. My brother won the lottery last month.	That is wonderful! I actually won the lottery once myself and it changed my life for a bit.	He didn't give me a dollar.
My brother won the lottery last month. My brother won the lottery last month. That is wonderful! I actually won the lottery once myself and it changed my life for a bit.	He didn't give me a dollar.	oh no! That is terrible. I didn't give anyone any money either.
Every time I go to church, I know the lord is taking care of me.	When I go to church, I know that the lord is taking care of me.	That must be a good feeling.
Every time I go to church, I know the lord is taking care of me. When I go to church_comma_ I know that the lord is taking care of me.	That must be a good feeling.	It is, the bond between us is unbreakable.
Every time I go to church, I know the lord is taking care of me. When I go to church_comma_ I know that the lord is taking care of me. That must be a good feeling.	It is, the bond between us is unbreakable.	I use to go to church when I was little.
Every time I go to church, I know the lord is taking care of me. When I go to church_comma_ I know that the lord is taking care of me. That must be a good feeling. It is_comma_ the bond between us is unbreakable.	I use to go to church when I was little.	You should try again, you will find a friend in the lord.
My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week.	My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week.	Was it something that you could ignore?
My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week. My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week.	Was it something that you could ignore?	It was impossible to ignore.
My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week. My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week. Was it something that you could ignore?	It was impossible to ignore.	What did you do?
My dog died. She was 20 years old.	My dog died. She was 20 years old.	That sucks. I am sorry for your loss.

coped pulled me over for going 90 in a 65 and i thought i was going to lose my license and maybe get arrested.

got pulled over last night for going 25mph over the speed limit.

That is a bummer. On the bright side you probably won't do that again!

coped pulled me over for going 90 in a 65 and i thought i was going to lose my license and maybe get arrested. got pulled over last night for going 25mph over the speed limit.

That is a bummer. On the bright side you probably won't do that again!

that's for sure was so nervous i would lose my license. But he lowered it down to 5 mph now all i have to do is pay a fine.

coped pulled me over for going 90 in a 65 and i thought i was going to lose my license and maybe get arrested. got pulled over last night for going 25mph over the speed limit. That is a bummer. On the bright side you probably won't do that again!

that's for sure was so nervous i would lose my license. But he lowered it down to 5 mph now all i have to do is pay a fine.

That is awesome! It is nice to know people can be fair!

My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days.

Sounds terrible, how did she get in the accident?

My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days. My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days.

Sounds terrible, how did she get in the accident?

Some drunk driver hit her.

My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days. My friend's at the hospital after a pretty bad car accident. We finally got news she's woken up after being asleep for 6 days. Sounds terrible_comma_ how did she get in the accident?

Some drunk driver hit her.

What did she say after waking up?

Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid.

that's awkward where was it?

Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid. Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid.

that's awkward where was it?

It was at a Korean restaurant we were trying out. Never going there again.

Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid. Went to a restaurant and saw people eating live squid. that's awkward where was it?

It was at a Korean restaurant we were trying out. Never going there again.

from what you have told i cant go there what else did you see

i saw a dog pee in front of my door. yak

hello there am not feeling good today

Are you sick? What happened?

i saw a dog pee in front of my door. yak hello there am not feeling good today

Are you sick? What happened?

i got flu not good for me

i saw a dog pee in front of my door. yak hello there am not feeling good today Are you sick? What happened?

i got flu not good for me

That's terrible. I hope you get some rest.

i saw a dog pee in front of my door. yak hello there am not feeling good today Are you sick? What happened? i got flu not good for me

That's terrible. I hope you get some rest.

yeah thank lol

Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood.

Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood

That sounds like a happy homecoming! Or was it bittersweet?

Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood. Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood

That sounds like a happy homecoming! Or was it bittersweet?

A bit of both. I miss them and glad we got to catch up.

Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood. Went back to my old town. Met a lot of my friens from childhood That sounds like a happy homecoming! Or was it bittersweet?

A bit of both. I miss them and glad we got to catch up.

That's a great feeling. Knowing you *can* go home again ;-) Hopefully they can come visit you, too!

My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her.

Oh that's nice! Most people don't adopt older dogs

My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her. My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her.

Oh that's nice! Most people don't adopt older dogs

Yea, they don't. They're probably afraid of loss and of course, the medical bills.

My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her. My friend adopted a really elderly dog. I'm so proud of her. Oh that's nice! Most people don't adopt older dogs

Yea, they don't. They're probably afraid of loss and of course, the medical bills.

Mostly medical. But, also that you most likely won't have long to make a bond, play, etc. It would be mostly care

I accidentally left a very important document at home that I needed. It made me look bad in front of my boss

I accidentally left a very important document at my house that I needed at work. It made me look foolish in front of my boss when I didn't have it :(

Oh no. Did you explain it to him?

I accidentally left a very important document at home that I needed. It made me look bad in front of my boss I accidentally left a very important document at my house that I needed at work. It made me look foolish in front of my boss when I didn't have it :(

Oh no. Did you explain it to him?

I did. He laughed it off, but it makes people believe you aren't up to the task. So, it's not a good thing

I accidentally left a very important document at home that I needed. It made me look bad in front of my boss I accidentally left a very important document at my house that I needed at work. It made me look foolish in front of my boss when I didn't have it :( Oh no. Did you explain it to him?

I did. He laughed it off, but it makes people believe you aren't up to the task. So, it's not a good thing

You'll be more careful next time. Everyone makes mistakes.

I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I was traveling. It's quite silent and weird

I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I've been traveling. It's weird not having him with me

Why do you usually bring him along?

I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I was traveling. It's quite silent and weird I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I've been traveling. It's weird not having him with me

Why do you usually bring him along?

He's my little traveling companion that keeps me company as I normally make very short trips. This one was far away, though, so I couldn't

I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I was traveling. It's quite silent and weird I had to leave my dog at the vet for a week since I've been traveling. It's weird not having him with me Why do you usually bring him along?

He's my little traveling companion that keeps me company as I normally make very short trips. This one was far away, though, so I couldn't

How far away was it?

One Christmas when I was thirteen years old, I did not get the play station that I wanted.

I can no longer stand christmas, because once when i was thirteen I had been told I would be getting a playstation. Christmas came and I never got it.

Oh man! I'm so sorry! Is there any part of the season you can still enjoy?

One Christmas when I was thirteen years old, I did not get the play station that I wanted. I can no longer stand christmas_comma_ because once when i was thirteen I had been told I would be getting a playstation. Christmas came and I never got it.

Oh man! I'm so sorry! Is there any part of the season you can still enjoy?

Not christmas no, New years is still decent for me. Everytime I think of christmas my mind just goes red.

One Christmas when I was thirteen years old, I did not get the play station that I wanted. I can no longer stand christmas_comma_ because once when i was thirteen I had been told I would be getting a playstation. Christmas came and I never got it. Oh man! I'm so sorry! Is there any part of the season you can still enjoy?

Not christmas no, New years is still decent for me. Everytime I think of christmas my mind just goes red.

Do your parents feel terrible about that? (Not that you want them to....I just imagine they'd be pretty devastated to know that's why a holiday was ruined for you.) On the other hand -- I LOVE New Years!

One Christmas when I was thirteen years old, I did not get the play station that I wanted. I can no longer stand christmas_comma_ because once when i was thirteen I had been told I would be getting a playstation. Christmas came and I never got it. Oh man! I'm so sorry! Is there any part of the season you can still enjoy? Not christmas no_comma_ New years is still decent for me. Everytime I think of christmas my mind just goes red.

Do your parents feel terrible about that? (Not that you want them to....I just imagine they'd be pretty devastated to know that's why a holiday was ruined for you.) On the other hand -- I LOVE New Years!

I have never told them about how I feel about that christmas day.

I am mad at my friend eric

I am mad at my friend Eric because he lied to me

Why did he lie?

I am mad at my friend eric I am mad at my friend Eric because he lied to me

Why did he lie?

He asked for money and he lied about the reason

I am mad at my friend eric I am mad at my friend Eric because he lied to me Why did he lie?

He asked for money and he lied about the reason

What did he say for the reason?

I love my wife

MY WIFE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Why is she the love of your life?

I love my wife MY WIFE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Why is she the love of your life?

Because she completes me all the way.

I love my wife MY WIFE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE Why is she the love of your life?

Because she completes me all the way.

How does she complete you?

When I was six years old, my mom let me watch IT.

I watched IT when I was only six years old.

Were you scared?

When I was six years old, my mom let me watch IT. I watched IT when I was only six years old.

Were you scared?

It was the worst experience of my life. I still can not watch movies like that.

When I was six years old, my mom let me watch IT. I watched IT when I was only six years old. Were you scared?

It was the worst experience of my life. I still can not watch movies like that.

What movies do you enjoy instead?

When I was six years old, my mom let me watch IT. I watched IT when I was only six years old. Were you scared? It was the worst experience of my life. I still can not watch movies like that.

What movies do you enjoy instead?

I love comedy shows.

on my 25th birthday party

my girlfriend planned a surprise party i was not aware of

That is nice of her, did you have fun?

on my 25th birthday party my girlfriend planned a surprise party i was not aware of

That is nice of her, did you have fun?

yeah much

on my 25th birthday party my girlfriend planned a surprise party i was not aware of That is nice of her_comma_ did you have fun?

yeah much

Who was all there?

on my 25th birthday party my girlfriend planned a surprise party i was not aware of That is nice of her_comma_ did you have fun? yeah much

Who was all there?

her friends and work mate

I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts.

oooh really do ghosts exist

I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts.

oooh really do ghosts exist

I believe the do.

I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. oooh really do ghosts exist

I believe the do.

i used to but nowadays i don't what else

I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. I went to a haunted house and was scared of the ghosts. oooh really do ghosts exist I believe the do.

i used to but nowadays i don't what else

I believe they do.

I had confidence the Falcons would win, man was I wrong.

I thought the Falcons would win, man was I wrong.

Who won instead?

I had confidence the Falcons would win, man was I wrong. I thought the Falcons would win_comma_ man was I wrong.

Who won instead?

The Eagles, I was so mad.

I had confidence the Falcons would win, man was I wrong. I thought the Falcons would win_comma_ man was I wrong. Who won instead?

The Eagles, I was so mad.

Did you bet on the game?

I graduated from college last year, I was so happy.

That is amazing! I went to college for a few years, never ended up graduating.

I graduated from college last year, I was so happy. I graduated from college last year_comma_ I was so happy.

That is amazing! I went to college for a few years, never ended up graduating.

I had to study hard to do it.

I graduated from college last year, I was so happy. I graduated from college last year_comma_ I was so happy. That is amazing! I went to college for a few years_comma_ never ended up graduating.

I had to study hard to do it.

I studied hard for a while, but in the end it was just too much fun to party every weekend.

Everytime my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any.

When my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any of them.

That isn't nice.

Everytime my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any. When my wife buys food_comma_ I eat all of the cookies before she can get any of them.

That isn't nice.

It is not, and I feel bad about it every single time.

Everytime my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any. When my wife buys food_comma_ I eat all of the cookies before she can get any of them. That isn't nice.

It is not, and I feel bad about it every single time.

You should not do that anymore.

Everytime my wife buys food, I eat all of the cookies before she can get any. When my wife buys food_comma_ I eat all of the cookies before she can get any of them. That isn't nice. It is not_comma_ and I feel bad about it every single time.

You should not do that anymore.

I know but the cookies draw me into them.

I failed my test last week, I am disappointed.

I failed my test last week. I am disappointed.

Can you retake it?

I failed my test last week, I am disappointed. I failed my test last week. I am disappointed.

Can you retake it?

I wish I could but the teacher won't let me.

I failed my test last week, I am disappointed. I failed my test last week. I am disappointed. Can you retake it?

I wish I could but the teacher won't let me.

That's too bad. All you can do is try harder next time.

I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever.

I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever

Did you say something?

I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever. I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever

Did you say something?

I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever

I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever. I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever Did you say something?

I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever

Did you say anything to the clerk?

I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever. I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever Did you say something? I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever

Did you say anything to the clerk?

No. I think I was more bothered by the fact that they did not open up another line.

I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever. I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever Did you say something? I was returning an item at a store and the person in front of me had a whole cart of items to return and was taking forever Did you say anything to the clerk?

No. I think I was more bothered by the fact that they did not open up another line.

Did you say something to the clerk?

There was a fire at my house but I had my fire extinguisher.

There was a fire at my house luckily I had a fire extinguisher.

Was there damage?

There was a fire at my house but I had my fire extinguisher. There was a fire at my house luckily I had a fire extinguisher.

Was there damage?

No. I caught it early enough.

There was a fire at my house but I had my fire extinguisher. There was a fire at my house luckily I had a fire extinguisher. Was there damage?

No. I caught it early enough.

Was there anyone else around?

I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it.

I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it

Did it turn out ok?

I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it. I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it

Did it turn out ok?

I had no trouble doing it and it was really fun.

I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it. I was putting together a puzzle and was certain that I could do it Did it turn out ok?

I had no trouble doing it and it was really fun.

What was the puzzle of?

I farted in front of the school last week.

hahaha i can see hoe students laughed at you

I farted in front of the school last week. I farted in front of the school last week.

hahaha i can see hoe students laughed at you

Yes, the school went crazy.

I farted in front of the school last week. I farted in front of the school last week. hahaha i can see hoe students laughed at you

Yes, the school went crazy.

ahw that was good

to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog

3

What about 3?

to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog 3

What about 3?

i thought so it done in asia

to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog 3 What about 3?

i thought so it done in asia

I have never been to Asia.

My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone.

something wrong with your meal or what

My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone. My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone.

something wrong with your meal or what

No, my meals were fine. I just had to eat alone.

My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone. My roommate went to Paris. I was at the house all alone. something wrong with your meal or what

No, my meals were fine. I just had to eat alone.

can you kick an innocent dog for nothing

to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog

3 kicks on an innocent dog

That isn't very nice.

to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog 3 kicks on an innocent dog

That isn't very nice.

4

to see a kid throwing stones at a lame dog 3 kicks on an innocent dog That isn't very nice.

4

What about 4?

I saw a shark in the water last week.

Were you afraid or thrilled or both?

I saw a shark in the water last week. I saw a shark in the water last week.

Were you afraid or thrilled or both?

I was afraid.

I saw a shark in the water last week. I saw a shark in the water last week. Were you afraid or thrilled or both?

I was afraid.

Were you in the water?

My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on.

My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on

That is terrible news.

My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on. My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on

That is terrible news.

It was overwhelming.

My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on. My father died after an illness and I felt as if I could not go on That is terrible news.

It was overwhelming.

How did you do it?

My brother won the lottery last month.

That is wonderful! I actually won the lottery once myself and it changed my life for a bit.

My brother won the lottery last month. My brother won the lottery last month.

That is wonderful! I actually won the lottery once myself and it changed my life for a bit.

He didn't give me a dollar.

My brother won the lottery last month. My brother won the lottery last month. That is wonderful! I actually won the lottery once myself and it changed my life for a bit.

He didn't give me a dollar.

oh no! That is terrible. I didn't give anyone any money either.

Every time I go to church, I know the lord is taking care of me.

When I go to church, I know that the lord is taking care of me.

That must be a good feeling.

Every time I go to church, I know the lord is taking care of me. When I go to church_comma_ I know that the lord is taking care of me.

That must be a good feeling.

It is, the bond between us is unbreakable.

Every time I go to church, I know the lord is taking care of me. When I go to church_comma_ I know that the lord is taking care of me. That must be a good feeling.

It is, the bond between us is unbreakable.

I use to go to church when I was little.

Every time I go to church, I know the lord is taking care of me. When I go to church_comma_ I know that the lord is taking care of me. That must be a good feeling. It is_comma_ the bond between us is unbreakable.

I use to go to church when I was little.

You should try again, you will find a friend in the lord.

My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week.

Was it something that you could ignore?

My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week. My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week.

Was it something that you could ignore?

It was impossible to ignore.

My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week. My brother was bothering me on the road trip last week. Was it something that you could ignore?

It was impossible to ignore.

What did you do?

My dog died. She was 20 years old.

That sucks. I am sorry for your loss.