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"content": "Make clstlclms about clumsy genius.",
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{
"content": "to be both fiendishly cunning and a complete klutz.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about cognitive stability.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Behaviour can be inconsistent, but intelligence tends not to fluctuate wildly",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about investigative myopia.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's hard to resist the thought that a collective tunnel vision took hold during the four-year investigation.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about dramatic metamorphosis.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was a transformation worthy of a Victorian melodrama.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about unquestioning complicity.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "it is that they do it without so much as a murmur of moral disquiet",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about power napping.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Take a Nap! Change Your Life",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about zen detachment.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "had enabled him to regard it with Zen composure",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about scrappy entrepreneurial spirit.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What they lacked in education and resources they made up for in ambition, ingenuity, adaptability, and an outsized appetite for risk.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about queer linguistic rebellion.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "gender's a draq fuck puns",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about insanity definition.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "do the same thing over and over again and expect different results",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about social disconnect.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "usual effortless friendliness seems to have faltered.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about toxic family dynamics.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "His mother's near-tearfulness, his father's smouldering fury, are just familiar parts of the family scenery.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about cigarette deconstruction.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "massaging the tobacco from one of his friend's Marlboro Lights,",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about lost connection.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are we just too far, to be as one again?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about seaweed's trendy transformation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But it is amazing what a bit of good press can do for an unpromising green thing - and, as with kale, the superfood label has transformed seaweed from frump to feted fashion plate",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about holographic solitude.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "With the holograms beside me I'll dance alone tonight In a mirrored world, are you beside me All my life?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about letting go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If you take a look at the time you took and move on",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about fertile femininity.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "with golden ovaries",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about height dynamics.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "On your tippy toes for me, just how you 'posed to be",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about sleepy escapism.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They love to go to sleep but hate to be awake",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about life's harsh reality.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And life is a bitch, I am convinced, yeah",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about salary talk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Compensation conversations what I'm all about",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about nocturnal awakening.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come alive when the night's out",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about scarcity and longing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "lt's not enough There's not enough for two",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about party crowd control.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cause I got a million people coming on Friday And I don't wanna have to scare the shit out of them myself",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about corporate documentation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "internal training manuals, spreadsheets and flowcharts",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about toxic validation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "those telling u ur special, might be wrong",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about skincare mask.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "papaja facial",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about digital zombie mode.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "charge ur phone scroll and droll",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about skincare breakthrough.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "success-a scientific term like Coenzyme Q10, a satisfying graphic of an emptied-out pore",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about consumer vs seller conflict.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "we want to find a product that works; they want to sell as many products as possible.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about satisfying pore strip extraction.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We smile at the thought of ripping pore strips from our noses and studying the unplugged debris in the light.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about skin texture variations.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "papules, pustules, milia, cysts-and to respond to certain treatments. I learned that the so-called blackheads on my nose were, in actuality, sebaceous filaments",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about skincare obsession.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now add any of the more advanced steps: removing your makeup with micellar water, applying a U.V.A./ U.V.B. sunscreen, preaching to friends about Vitamin C serums, ordering hyaluronic acid from Japan, and, finally, posting to the forum for yourself.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about digital communication frustration.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "voicemail? really?? i feel attacked o",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about political media malaise.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "politicians and pundits pundit blues",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about glamorous charm bracelets.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pandora bracelets being the most glamorous piece of iewelry you could own.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about religious guilt.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We were made to feel shame for our safe and selfish lives, that Jesus would look upon with scorn if he were not our Savior who loves us and does not judge harshly.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about running reluctance.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Everyone tells her she should run marathons but she doesn't see the point.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about mental stream chaos.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "scream of consciousness",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about contradictory policy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "our policy is having our cake and eating it",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about casual hookup breakfast.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It started with a phone call after a third date where she followed him home and they had sex, nothing memorable, but overall, adequate. They had breakfast at the diner next door. He ate eggs, scrambled soft. She had pancakes, doused in syrup and butter.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
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{
"content": "Make clstlclms about horrifying spectacle.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It has shocked and appalled, but with the compulsive appeal of something like entertainment.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
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{
"content": "Make clstlclms about savage Kim shade.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "l also appreciate how Kim didn't even bother with some fake nice bullshit like, \"I wish her well\" or \"No I haven't spoken to her but I hear she's good\" or whatever. No, Kim gave the least amount of acknowledgment to a woman who craves it like fresh water and really, that's how it's done.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about understated uniform of service.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "but at the time it felt right-subdued, mature, thoughtful. In retrospect I see that it was what a sidekick would wear, a uniform of service, a blank page. I put on a white nylon slip, a fresh pair of the navy panty hose, my snow boots, my mother's camel coat.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about therapy boundary violation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "paper-self-care worksheets, and this after she had explicitly told him she didn't believe in affirmation-based therapy.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about cookbook collection.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "shelf of cookbooks-Light Eating Right, Getting Creative with Kale, Thin Eats, and one very worn copy of The Art of French Cooking",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about fragile performance art.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "performing in glass store",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about desperate self-medication.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Never hard to find among unemployed people pursuing self-medication with alcohol and street drugs in the absence of middle-class psychiatry. Valium, and Prozac.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about drug market innovation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "One did not succeed, entrepreneurially, by making better crack.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about quirky laughter.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "humor !! lossan",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about counterfeit market desperation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Replica ugly basically refers to the deep waters of fake that nobody wants to be swimming in especially when these bags don't sell for cheap online",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about personal branding cult.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He's selling his product, which is himself, she said. It's a cult of personality peddled as good business.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about trend spotters.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "These people are mass marketers. They pick up what's in the air",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about self-crafted destiny.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Individualism is the project of making your own life as appealing as you can, as remarkable as you like, without the encumbrances of an unequal society, which renders your successes undeserved.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about perpetual anxiety.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "of unending low-level fear",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about opportunistic social accumulation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "that which one qathers to oneself through the accident of social arrangements, exploiting them wilfully or accidentally",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about work-money paradox.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Our whole system is predicated on the erroneous idea that individuals are likely to hate the work they have chosen, but overwhelmingly love money.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about debt-based money creation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So where does all that additional money come from? Banks create it out of thin air when they make loans - they loan it into existence. This accounts for about 90% of the money circulating in our economy right now. It's not created by the government, as most people assume: it is created by commercial banks in the form of loans. In other words, almost every dollar that passes through our hands represents somebody's debt. And every dollar of debt has to be paid back with interest. Because our money system is based on debt, it has a growth imperative baked into it. In other words, our money system is heating up the planet.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about hungry rapper flex.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nauseous, don't know the last time I ate But I eat these fucking rappers like fucking last steak",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about daily swag.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I be fresh from head to toe, every day a fashion show",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about unchanging attitude.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You've been the same motherfucker since 2001",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about societal power dynamics.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "easy one, the feminine, the lower middle class, the thoughtless. Not the male, the upper class, and (as the financial instruments were routinely described) the \"sophisticated\" and \"innovative.\"",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about dramatic tension.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "to lend an air of urgent danger",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about analog writing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He told me once he wrote his college term papers by hand with a pencil and natural light.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about narcissistic Trump.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Trump has been identified as a \"pathological narcissist,\" a victim, in fact, of narcissistic personality disorder (or N.P.D.). Certainly Trump's self-approbation goes well beyond everyday egocentricity or solipsism.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about intellectual decay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "both cognitively and humanly, has undergone an atrocious decline.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about medical complication.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "perforate the uterus",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about demented writing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "it brilliant, amazing, its like demented angles wrote it.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about collaborative content creation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "relying heavily on curation, community-building and experience.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about Trump-Žižek conspiracy theory.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Will this late breaking development tip the already-precarious righteous white leftist graduate student voting bloc? Perhaps. Equally concerning, of course, is the fact that Trump and Žižek have so much in common, if not in substance than in style-and perhaps this can be cause for self-reflection within the left, once it has survived the election. Meanwhile, I'm going to pass the time between now and whenever the race is called wondering why just why Trump and Žižek have never been seen in the same room together. Curious, is it not? Although, if my hypothesis bears out, it will beg the question: Which one is the alter ego, and which is the superhero? Alas, I'd rather not have the \"big awakening\" necessary to find out.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about mechanical saliva.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "robot spit",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about feminist solidarity critique.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's why I am unwilling to oblige feminist fantasies of boundless solidarity in which women of all races and classes walk proudly into booths to vote to further Clinton's place in history",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about impossible-to-shop-for guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "its a perfect gift for a man that has everything and wants to give none of it up",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about spending money.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "blow cash",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about positive energy vibes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Got good karma Feel the persona",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about nasal cocaine discomfort.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If that coke burn my nose. I'ma complain",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about woodland sanctuary.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Crib in the forest, deer in my vard",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about raw, messy intimacy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I am the ugly lover You'll find us rolling on the dirty floor",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about messy dining.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So spill your breakfast and drip your wine Just wear that dress when you dine",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about endless anticipation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There is a wait so long (so long, so long) You'll never wait so long",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about potential uncertainty.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What do you think you can",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about solitary gardening.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's so lonely she wants to garden",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about classic damsel rescue.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Somebody needs to rescue this damsel in distress!",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about detention despair.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There is a toilet with toilet paper, a sink with no soap, nothing to eat (no appetite), no sanitary supplies, no medications, and no offer of phone calls, because they are supposed to be held for a maximum of twenty-four hours. The painted plaster walls are slimv with condensation.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about toxic masculinity.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "he would have been no competition, because he was a huge bore, obsessed with illness and purging.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about foreign YouPorn.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He watches an Italian teenager play with a dildo free of charge on YouPorn.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about pregnancy no-no list.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "alcohol, secondhanded smoke, deli meat, smoked seafood, raw eggs, soft cheese, pate, caffeine, unwashed vegetables, diet soda, eggnog, x-rays, aspirin, ibuprofen, antihistamines, nasal decongestants, cough syrup, librium, valium, sleeping pills, castor oil, vitamin a supplements, paint fumes, insect repellent, acupuncture, cats, hair dye, altitude, saunas, reptiles, tick bites, microwaves, electric blankets, rollercoasters, bikini waxes, stiletto heels, hotdogs and tap water",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about erotic art tech.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "His art collection is the latest in porn tech.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about heterosexual market cynicism.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"It's like you got your entire sex education from Houellebecq novels. Now you think it's a heterosexual market economy and you're over-leveraged-like any woman who sees your dick is going to run out and write a bloq post about the emperor's new clothes. Well, guess what? It's not a heterosexual market economy. Heterosexuality is over. Who even wants intercourse anymore? Me and the landlord, maybe! Every other woman I know wants head, not to mention every other man.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about raw self-loathing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm traumatized by rejection like a fat chick-like a hairy fat chick, with boils on her butt she drains with a shunt.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about primordial essence.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If it's protoplasm you're after",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about botanical label scrutiny.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She is very conscientious, reading the labels on roses and camellias.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about evasive mystical language.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She wants it to make sense. It sounds to her like straight-up prevarication, masked as mysticism, as though Amalia is talking around something big and solid.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about self-confidence.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm big i resonate",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about Joyce's culinary nostalgia.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "white linen, cut-qlass vases containing celery stalks and air-dried raisins. The meal, in a small tasting room in the West Village, was a rehearsal for an immersive re-creation of the holiday feast in James Joyce's story \"The Dead.\"",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about toxic breakup demand.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "i need u to disappear",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about mental fishing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This woman literally Felt she had a hook in her head",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about kitchen containers.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A plastic bucket and salad bowl",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make clstlclms about denim dyeing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "dip jeans",
"role": "system"
}
] |