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3,600 |
so has everyone else.
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nothing seems to work.
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3,601 |
nothing seems to work.
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all it takes is will power, and you have it.
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3,602 |
all it takes is will power, and you have it.
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then why can't i quit?
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3,603 |
then why can't i quit?
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you have to believe in yourself.
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3,604 |
my back is killing me.
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what did you do?
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3,605 |
what did you do?
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i got out of my car.
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3,606 |
i got out of my car.
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that's it?
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3,607 |
that's it?
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i injured my back one time just by sneezing.
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3,608 |
i injured my back one time just by sneezing.
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you should see a doctor.
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3,609 |
you should see a doctor.
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my doctor said i need surgery.
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3,610 |
my doctor said i need surgery.
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so?
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3,611 |
so?
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so, forget it.
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3,612 |
so, forget it.
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you don't have the money?
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3,613 |
you don't have the money?
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i have no insurance.
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3,614 |
i have no insurance.
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maybe a back rub would help.
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3,615 |
my brother smokes three packs a day.
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three packs of what?
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3,616 |
three packs of what?
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cigarettes, of course.
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3,617 |
cigarettes, of course.
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how can he do that?
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3,618 |
how can he do that?
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when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.
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3,619 |
when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.
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he's a chain smoker.
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3,620 |
he's a chain smoker.
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he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.
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3,621 |
he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.
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that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?
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3,622 |
that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?
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he can, but the people around him can't.
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3,623 |
he can, but the people around him can't.
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how can he still be alive?
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3,624 |
how can he still be alive?
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his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.
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3,625 |
his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.
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maybe i should start smoking.
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3,626 |
i hate brushing my teeth.
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it's such a chore.
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3,627 |
it's such a chore.
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brush, brush. spit, spit.
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3,628 |
brush, brush. spit, spit.
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what did they do in the old days?
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3,629 |
what did they do in the old days?
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they brushed with their fingers.
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3,630 |
they brushed with their fingers.
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they also ate with their fingers!
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3,631 |
they also ate with their fingers!
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why do they call it the good old days?
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3,632 |
why do they call it the good old days?
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maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
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3,633 |
maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
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who invented flossing?
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3,634 |
who invented flossing?
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a dentist, i'm sure.
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3,635 |
a dentist, i'm sure.
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i hate flossing more than brushing!
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3,636 |
i hate flossing more than brushing!
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i can't wait till all my teeth fall out.
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3,637 |
let's stop for a while. i need a break and some water.
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this trail is hard to climb.
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3,638 |
this trail is hard to climb.
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especially on a hot day like this.
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3,639 |
especially on a hot day like this.
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i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.
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3,640 |
i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.
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thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.
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3,641 |
thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.
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all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.
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3,642 |
all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.
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we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.
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3,643 |
we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.
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i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.
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3,644 |
i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.
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all you've lost is some sweat.
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3,645 |
all you've lost is some sweat.
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i haven't even lost one pound of fat?
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3,646 |
i haven't even lost one pound of fat?
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if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.
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3,647 |
if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.
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okay, but let's hike in town. at least there are cats and dogs to see.
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3,648 |
oh no, another pimple on my face.
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pimples suck.
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3,649 |
pimples suck.
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it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.
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3,650 |
it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.
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maybe it's something in your diet.
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3,651 |
maybe it's something in your diet.
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no, i eat the same things day after day.
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3,652 |
no, i eat the same things day after day.
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then maybe it's in your genes.
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3,653 |
then maybe it's in your genes.
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you might be right.
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3,654 |
you might be right.
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do pimples run in your family?
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3,655 |
do pimples run in your family?
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not that i've noticed.
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3,656 |
not that i've noticed.
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well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.
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3,657 |
well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.
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whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.
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3,658 |
whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.
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well, on the bright side, they're fun to pop.
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3,659 |
do you believe everything you hear?
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i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.
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3,660 |
i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.
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you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.
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3,661 |
you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.
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you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.
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3,662 |
you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.
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everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.
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3,663 |
everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.
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three different people will give you three different stories.
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3,664 |
three different people will give you three different stories.
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and the government will give you a fourth story.
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3,665 |
and the government will give you a fourth story.
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yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.
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3,666 |
yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.
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but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.
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3,667 |
but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.
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the government says we have nothing to worry about.
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3,668 |
the government says we have nothing to worry about.
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then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?
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3,669 |
then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?
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the government says to wash our hands frequently, and we'll all be okay.
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3,670 |
don't pick your nose.
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i wasn't picking my nose.
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3,671 |
i wasn't picking my nose.
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what were you doing?
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3,672 |
what were you doing?
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i was scratching my nose.
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3,673 |
i was scratching my nose.
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i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.
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3,674 |
i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.
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okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.
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3,675 |
okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.
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use a tissue next time.
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3,676 |
use a tissue next time.
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i didn't have a tissue.
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3,677 |
i didn't have a tissue.
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then wait till you find a tissue.
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3,678 |
then wait till you find a tissue.
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i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.
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3,679 |
i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.
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oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.
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3,680 |
oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.
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it wasn't that kind of emergency.
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3,681 |
our tv remote is filthy.
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yes, it's covered with crud.
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3,682 |
yes, it's covered with crud.
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i'm going to clean it.
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3,683 |
i'm going to clean it.
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don't use water on it!
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3,684 |
don't use water on it!
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i'll use a damp cloth.
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3,685 |
i'll use a damp cloth.
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don't let water get into any of the cracks.
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3,686 |
don't let water get into any of the cracks.
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i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
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3,687 |
i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
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don't rub the numbers off the remote.
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3,688 |
don't rub the numbers off the remote.
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i will rub gently but firmly.
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3,689 |
i will rub gently but firmly.
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do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.
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3,690 |
do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.
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i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
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3,691 |
i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
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maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.
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3,692 |
my ear is killing me.
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what's the matter?
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3,693 |
what's the matter?
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i was on a plane.
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3,694 |
i was on a plane.
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so?
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3,695 |
so?
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so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.
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3,696 |
so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.
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that's no good.
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3,697 |
that's no good.
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sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.
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3,698 |
sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.
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have you seen a doctor?
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3,699 |
have you seen a doctor?
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i've been to two doctors.
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