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ham
No de.am seeing in online shop so that i asked.
ham
Just curious because my cuz asked what I was up to
ham
Nice.nice.how is it working?
ham
Okay lor... Wah... like that def they wont let us go... Haha... What did they say in the terms and conditions?
ham
Haha... Yup hopefully we will lose a few kg by mon. after hip hop can go orchard and weigh again
ham
She's good. How are you. Where r u working now
ham
Oh, yes, I've just been a little under the weather so i've kind of been coccooning at home
ham
At home also.
ham
This phone has the weirdest auto correct.
ham
Oops my phone died and I didn't even know. Yeah I like it better.
ham
Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?
ham
She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,
ham
OH YEAH,AND HAV A GREAT TIME IN NEWQUAY-SEND ME A POSTCARD !1 LOOK AFTER ALL THE GIRLS WHILE IM GONE(U KNOW THE 1IM TALKIN BOUT!)xx
ham
We got a divorce. Lol. She.s here
ham
What's ur pin?
ham
Babe, have you got enough money to pick up bread and milk ? And I'll give you it back when you get home ?
ham
I want snow. It's just freezing and windy.
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ham
Come to mahal bus stop.. <DECIMAL>
ham
Don know:)this week i'm going to tirunelvai da.
ham
Me too baby! I promise to treat you well! I bet you will take good care of me...
ham
Its like that hotel dusk game i think. You solve puzzles in a area thing
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ham
Hi, my love! How goes that day? Fuck, this morning I woke and dropped my cell on the way down the stairs but it seems alright ... *phews* I miss you !
ham
Well that must be a pain to catch
ham
Sorry da thangam.it's my mistake.
ham
I need... Coz i never go before
ham
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ham
Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
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ham
I feel like a dick because I keep sleeping through your texts and facebook messages. Sup, you in town?
ham
No plm i will come da. On the way.
ham
Guess he wants alone time. We could just show up and watch when they do..
ham
Height of recycling: Read twice- People spend time for earning money and the same money is spent for spending time!;-) Good morning.. keep smiling:-)
ham
Yup ü not comin :-(
ham
Yes, princess. Toledo.
ham
Aight text me when you're back at mu and I'll swing by, need somebody to get the door for me
ham
Ron say fri leh. N he said ding tai feng cant make reservations. But he said wait lor.
ham
Good. No swimsuit allowed :)
ham
Am okay. Will soon be over. All the best
ham
A cute thought for friendship: "Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close Frnd, but watever u shared should be true"....
ham
Ok i've sent u da latest version of da project.
ham
Good Morning my Dear........... Have a great & successful day.
ham
Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.
ham
Squeeeeeze!! This is christmas hug.. If u lik my frndshp den hug me back.. If u get 3 u r cute:) 6 u r luvd:* 9 u r so lucky;) None? People hate u:
ham
Its ok, if anybody asks abt me, u tel them..:-P
ham
Funny fact Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt, tsunamis 2 arise, hurricanes 2 sway aroundn no 1 teaches hw 2 choose a wife Natural disasters just happens
ham
* You gonna ring this weekend or wot?
ham
Also track down any lighters you can find
ham
Sorry, I can't help you on this.
ham
Babe, I need your advice
ham
I‘ll leave around four, ok?
ham
Come to medical college at 7pm ......forward it da
ham
K:)k..its good:)when are you going?
ham
I can make lasagna for you... vodka...
ham
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ham
Who were those people ? Were you in a tour ? I thought you were doing that sofa thing you sent me ? Your curious sugar
ham
No, but you told me you were going, before you got drunk!
ham
He fucking chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn't hear a word from him
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ham
I'm always looking for an excuse to be in the city.
ham
Yup i'm still having coffee wif my frens... My fren drove she'll give me a lift...
ham
O shore are you takin the bus
ham
So u gonna get deus ex?
ham
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ham
tap & spile at seven. * Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. Ok?
ham
Ok then i come n pick u at engin?
ham
Which is why i never wanted to tell you any of this. Which is why i'm so short with you and on-edge as of late.
ham
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ham
K actually can you guys meet me at the sunoco on howard? It should be right on the way
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ham
Just finished eating. Got u a plate. NOT leftovers this time.
ham
Thanx a lot...
ham
Hurry home u big butt. Hang up on your last caller if u have to. Food is done and I'm starving. Don't ask what I cooked.
ham
Lol your right. What diet? Everyday I cheat anyway. I'm meant to be a fatty :(
ham
Its a great day. Do have yourself a beautiful one.
ham
What happened in interview?
ham
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Badrith is only for chennai:)i will surely pick for us:)no competition for him.
ham
I tot it's my group mate... Lucky i havent reply... Wat time do ü need to leave...
ham
Hey you around? I've got enough for a half + the ten I owe you
ham
Hey tmr maybe can meet you at yck
ham
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ham
Not to worry. I'm sure you'll get it.
ham
The gas station is like a block away from my house, you'll drive right by it since armenia ends at swann and you have to take howard
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My tuition is at 330. Hm we go for the 1120 to 1205 one? Do you mind?
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I'm not smoking while people use "wylie smokes too much" to justify ruining my shit
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Dear good morning how you feeling dear
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A little. Meds say take once every 8 hours. It's only been 5 but pain is back. So I took another. Hope I don't die
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Beautiful tomorrow never comes.. When it comes, it's already TODAY.. In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful TODAY.. GOODMORNING:)
ham
Dunno lei ü all decide lor. How abt leona? Oops i tot ben is going n i msg him.
ham
Hi there. We have now moved in2 our pub . Would be great 2 c u if u cud come up.
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