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ham
Hurt me... Tease me... Make me cry... But in the end of my life when i die plz keep one rose on my grave and say STUPID I MISS U.. HAVE A NICE DAY BSLVYL
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Erm... Woodland avenue somewhere. Do you get the parish magazine, his telephone number will be in there.
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Are there TA jobs available? Let me know please cos i really need to start working
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Aiyar hard 2 type. U later free then tell me then i call n scold n tell u.
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Yup i'm free...
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Good good, billy mates all gone. Just been jogging, again! Did enjoy concert?
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Yo come over carlos will be here soon
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Awww dat is sweet! We can think of something to do he he! Have a nice time tonight ill probably txt u later cos im lonely :( xxx.
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I guess it is useless calling u 4 something important.
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Ha ha - had popped down to the loo when you hello-ed me. Hello!
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He dint tell anything. He is angry on me that why you told to abi.
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It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she'll be able to deliver and have basic care. I'm currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.
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I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.
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I wasn't well babe, i have swollen glands at my throat ... What did you end up doing ?
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Is ur changes 2 da report big? Cos i've already made changes 2 da previous report.
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Captain is in our room:)
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I can't speak, bcaz mobile have problem. I can listen you but you cann't listen my voice. So i calls you later.
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HIYA STU WOT U UP 2.IM IN SO MUCH TRUBLE AT HOME AT MOMENT EVONE HATES ME EVEN U! WOT THE HELL AV I DONE NOW? Y WONT U JUST TELL ME TEXT BCK PLEASE LUV DAN
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S...i will take mokka players only:)
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Are you still playing with gautham?
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Hey mr and I are going to the sea view and having a couple of gays I mean games! Give me a bell when ya finish
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K, jason says he's gonna be around so I'll be up there around <#>
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Sorry . I will be able to get to you. See you in the morning.
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Aight well keep me informed
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I am not having her number sir
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Am only searching for good dual sim mobile pa.
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That seems unnecessarily hostile
ham
Dude got a haircut. Now its breezy up there
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1Apple/Day=No Doctor. 1Tulsi Leaf/Day=No Cancer. 1Lemon/Day=No Fat. 1Cup Milk/day=No Bone Problms 3 Litres Watr/Day=No Diseases Snd ths 2 Whom U Care..:-)
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i thought we were doing a king of the hill thing there.
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Nope i'll come online now..
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ALSO TELL HIM I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Y bishan lei... I tot ü say lavender?
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Boo what time u get out? U were supposed to take me shopping today. :(
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Now u sound like manky scouse boy steve,like! I is travelling on da bus home.wot has u inmind 4 recreation dis eve?
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Fyi I'm taking a quick shower, be at epsilon in like <#> min
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on a Tuesday night r u 4 real
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Yes when is the appt again?
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Just got outta class gonna go gym.
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I want to sent <#> mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts
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Ü all write or wat..
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Ha! I wouldn't say that I just didn't read anything into way u seemed. I don't like 2 be judgemental....i save that for fridays in the pub!
ham
Its a valentine game. . . send dis msg to all ur friends. . If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. . Ques- which colour suits me the best?
ham
Hi:)did you asked to waheeda fathima about leave?
ham
Enjoy urself tmr...
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You still around? I could use a half-8th
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You give us back my id proof and <#> rs. We wont allow you to work. We will come to your home within days
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Ü bot notes oredi... Cos i juz rem i got...
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Yes. Rent is very expensive so its the way we save.
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Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng
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Hows the pain dear?y r u smiling?
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Fun fact: although you would think armand would eventually build up a tolerance or some shit considering how much he smokes, he gets fucked up in like 2 hits
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Sorry, I can't help you on this.
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Great. So should i send you my account number.
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HELLOGORGEOUS, HOWS U? MY FONE WAS ON CHARGE LST NITW WEN U TEXD ME. HOPEU AD A NICE WKEND AS IM SURE U DID LOOKIN 4WARD 2 C-IN U 2MRW LUV JAZ
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Ü only send me the contents page...
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Night sweet, sleep well! I've just been to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose and may never sleep again! Hugs and snogs!
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Don't Think About "What u Have Got" Think About "How to Use It That You Have Got" gooD ni8
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I can't right this second, gotta hit people up first
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Evry Emotion dsn't hav Words.Evry Wish dsn't hav Prayrs.. If u Smile,D World is wit u.Othrwise even d Drop of Tear dsn't lik 2 Stay wit u.So b happy.. Good morning, keep smiling:-)
ham
So what about you. What do you remember
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Ujhhhhhhh computer shipped out with address to sandiago and parantella lane. Wtf. Poop.
ham
Mm yes dear look how i am hugging you both. :-P
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I like dis sweater fr mango but no more my size already so irritating.
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1 I don't have her number and 2 its gonna be a massive pain in the ass and i'd rather not get involved if that's possible
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Anytime lor...
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Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng
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ham
Me fine..absolutly fine
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K and you're sure I don't have to have consent forms to do it :V
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How much is torch in 9ja.
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Doing nothing, then u not having dinner w us?
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How are you. Just checking up on you
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Done it but internet connection v slow and can‘t send it. Will try again later or first thing tomo.
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Mathews or tait or edwards or anderson
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yeah sure thing mate haunt got all my stuff sorted but im going sound anyway promoting hex for .by the way who is this? dont know number. Joke
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No need lar i go engin? Cos my sis at arts today...
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Thanks honey but still haven't heard anything I will leave it a bit longer so not 2 crowd him and will try later - great advice thanks hope cardiff is still there!
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ham
, im .. On the snowboarding trip. I was wondering if your planning to get everyone together befor we go..a meet and greet kind of affair? Cheers,
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S.i'm watching it in live..
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see you then, we're all christmassy here!
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K I'm ready, <#> ?
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Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!
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The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart....gn tc
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what are your new years plans?
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ham
Baaaaaaaabe! Wake up ! I miss you ! I crave you! I need you!
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Only just got this message, not ignoring you. Yes, i was. Shopping that is
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Dear :-/ why you mood off. I cant drive so i brother to drive
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When did dad get back.
ham
Can you tell Shola to please go to college of medicine and visit the academic department, tell the academic secretary what the current situation is and ask if she can transfer there. She should ask someone to check Sagamu for the same thing and lautech. Its vital she completes her medical education in Nigeria. Its less expensive much less expensive. Unless she will be getting citizen rates in new zealand.