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I dont know why she.s not getting your messages
ham
its cool but tyler had to take off so we're gonna buy for him and drop it off at his place later tonight. Our total order is a quarter, you got enough?
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The guy at the car shop who was flirting with me got my phone number from the paperwork and called and texted me. I'm nervous because of course now he may have my address. Should i call his boss and tell him, knowing this may get him fired?
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Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.
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How do you plan to manage that
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Er, hello, things didn‘t quite go to plan – is limping slowly home followed by aa and with exhaust hanging off
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Sorry for the delay. Yes masters
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Call me when u finish then i come n pick u.
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What's up my own oga. Left my phone at home and just saw ur messages. Hope you are good. Have a great weekend.
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Don't worry though, I understand how important it is that I be put in my place with a poorly thought out punishment in the face of the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Brb gonna go kill myself
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Honey, can you pls find out how much they sell Predicte in Nigeria. And how many times can it be used. Its very important to have a reply before monday
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E admin building there? I might b slightly earlier... I'll call u when i'm reaching...
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fyi I'm at usf now, swing by the room whenever
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i can call in <#> min if thats ok
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Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear
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Ü no home work to do meh...
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Me too. Mark is taking forever to pick up my prescription and the pain is coming back.
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How's ur paper?
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Im good! I have been thinking about you...
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:-) :-)
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Not thought bout it... || Drink in tap & spile at seven. || Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. || Ok?
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I am going to sleep. I am tired of travel.
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Haha, just what I was thinkin
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Yup but it's not giving me problems now so mayb i'll jus leave it...
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Lol no. Just trying to make your day a little more interesting
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How long before you get reply, just defer admission til next semester
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The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Maat" which means; "the king is dead.." Goodmorning.. Have a good day..:)
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Po de :-):):-):-):-). No need job aha.
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Rats. Hey did u ever vote for the next themes?
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I hope your pee burns tonite.
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OH RITE. WELL IM WITH MY BEST MATE PETE, WHO I WENT OUT WITH 4 A WEEK+ NOW WERE 2GEVA AGAIN. ITS BEEN LONGER THAN A WEEK.
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Yay can't wait to party together!
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....photoshop makes my computer shut down.
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All boys made fun of me today. Ok i have no problem. I just sent one message just for fun
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That's one of the issues but california is okay. No snow so its manageable
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Hmmm.... Mayb can try e shoppin area one, but forgot e name of hotel...
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Awesome, that gonna be soon or later tonight?
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I need details about that online job.
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Missing you too.pray inshah allah
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Pls help me tell Ashley that i cant find her number oh
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I am in escape theatre now. . Going to watch KAVALAN in a few minutes
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either way works for me. I am <#> years old. Hope that doesnt bother you.
ham
Maybe you should find something else to do instead???
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Gain the rights of a wife.dont demand it.i am trying as husband too.Lets see
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I liked your new house
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I'm fine. Hope you are also
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Also north carolina and texas atm, you would just go to the gre site and pay for the test results to be sent.
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Same to u...
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yes baby! I need to stretch open your pussy!
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Thanks and ! Or bomb and date as my phone wanted to say!
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Ok...
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Hey, a guy I know is breathing down my neck to get him some bud, anyway you'd be able to get a half track to usf tonight?
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Response is one of d powerful weapon 2 occupy a place in others 'HEART'... So, always give response 2 who cares 4 U"... Gud night..swt dreams..take care
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Sorry da..today i wont come to play..i have driving clas..
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I'm really sorry I lit your hair on fire
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Oh! Shit, I thought that was your trip! Loooooool ... That just makes SO much more sense now ... *grins* and the sofa reference was ... The "sleep on a couch" link you sent me ... Wasn't that how you went on your trip ? Oh ... And didn't your babe go with you for that celebration with your rents?
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Okey dokey swashbuckling stuff what oh.
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Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?
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1. Tension face 2. Smiling face 3. Waste face 4. Innocent face 5.Terror face 6.Cruel face 7.Romantic face 8.Lovable face 9.decent face <#> .joker face.
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Dip's cell dead. So i m coming with him. U better respond else we shall come back.
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Well. You know what i mean. Texting
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Lol! Oops sorry! Have fun.
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Wat happened to the cruise thing
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I know dat feelin had it with Pete! Wuld get with em , nuther place nuther time mayb?
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The world's most happiest frnds never have the same characters... Dey just have the best understanding of their differences...
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Yeah just open chat and click friend lists. Then make the list. Easy as pie
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alright tyler's got a minor crisis and has to be home sooner than he thought so be here asap
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When/where do I pick you up
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As usual u can call me ard 10 smth.
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New Theory: Argument wins d SITUATION, but loses the PERSON. So dont argue with ur friends just.. . . . kick them & say, I'm always correct.!
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Poor girl can't go one day lmao
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Or just do that 6times
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You have to pls make a note of all she.s exposed to. Also find out from her school if anyone else was vomiting. Is there a dog or cat in the house? Let me know later.
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Sounds like there could be a lot of time spent in that chastity device boy ... *grins* ... Or take your beatings like a good dog. Going to lounge in a nice long bath now ?
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Its worse if if uses half way then stops. Its better for him to complete it.
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Miserable. They don't tell u that the side effects of birth control are massive gut wrenching cramps for the first 2 months. I didn't sleep at all last night.
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Send me the new number
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Convey my regards to him
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2 and half years i missed your friendship:-)
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I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
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Oh for fuck's sake she's in like tallahassee