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ham
Aight, call me once you're close
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Nope thats fine. I might have a nap tho!
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In other news after hassling me to get him weed for a week andres has no money. HAUGHAIGHGTUJHYGUJ
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I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob
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Ding me on ya break fassyole! Blacko from londn
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I REALLY NEED 2 KISS U I MISS U MY BABY FROM UR BABY 4EVA
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The sign of maturity is not when we start saying big things.. But actually it is, when we start understanding small things... *HAVE A NICE EVENING* BSLVYL
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Oh you got many responsibilities.
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I've reached sch already...
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U definitely need a module from e humanities dis sem izzit? U wan 2 take other modules 1st?
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Argh why the fuck is nobody in town ;_;
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Thanks. Fills me with complete calm and reassurance!
ham
Aslamalaikkum....insha allah tohar beeen muht albi mufti mahfuuz...meaning same here....
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Are you driving or training?
ham
Lol for real. She told my dad I have cancer
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Oops I did have it, <#> ?
ham
NOT ENUFCREDEIT TOCALL.SHALL ILEAVE UNI AT 6 +GET A BUS TO YOR HOUSE?
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Hi Chikku, send some nice msgs
ham
He is impossible to argue with and he always treats me like his sub, like he never released me ... Which he did and I will remind him of that if necessary
ham
After my work ah... Den 6 plus lor... U workin oso rite... Den go orchard lor, no other place to go liao...
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To the wonderful Okors, have a great month. We cherish you guys and wish you well each day. MojiBiola
ham
Cuz ibored. And don wanna study
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Wot about on wed nite I am 3 then but only til 9!
ham
Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it....
ham
Any way where are you and what doing.
ham
That sucks. I'll go over so u can do my hair. You'll do it free right?
ham
it's still not working. And this time i also tried adding zeros. That was the savings. The checking is <#>
ham
Hmm... Dunno leh, mayb a bag 4 goigng out dat is not too small. Or jus anything except perfume, smth dat i can keep.
ham
Sday only joined.so training we started today:)
ham
Sorry * was at the grocers.
ham
There are some nice pubs near here or there is Frankie n Bennys near the warner cinema?
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Yup... I havent been there before... You want to go for the yoga? I can call up to book
ham
Oh shut it. Omg yesterday I had a dream that I had 2 kids both boys. I was so pissed. Not only about the kids but them being boys. I even told mark in my dream that he was changing diapers cause I'm not getting owed in the face.
ham
Yeah I imagine he would be really gentle. Unlike the other docs who treat their patients like turkeys.
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Now that you have started dont stop. Just pray for more good ideas and anything i see that can help you guys i.ll forward you a link.
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Hi darlin im on helens fone im gonna b up the princes 2 nite please come up tb love Kate
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I'm in office now da:)where are you?
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Aiyar u so poor thing... I give u my support k... Jia you! I'll think of u...
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Oh unintentionally not bad timing. Great. Fingers the trains play along! Will give fifteen min warning.
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K..then come wenever u lik to come and also tel vikky to come by getting free time..:-)
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Pls call me da. What happen.
ham
Happy new year to u and ur family...may this new year bring happiness , stability and tranquility to ur vibrant colourful life:):)
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No problem with the renewal. I.ll do it right away but i dont know his details.
ham
Idk. I'm sitting here in a stop and shop parking lot right now bawling my eyes out because i feel like i'm a failure in everything. Nobody wants me and now i feel like i'm failing you.
ham
Haven't left yet so probably gonna be here til dinner
ham
Like <#> , same question
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MY NEW YEARS EVE WAS OK. I WENT TO A PARTY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. WHO IS THIS SI THEN HEY
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Sir, I need Velusamy sir's date of birth and company bank facilities details.
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K k:) sms chat with me.
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I will come with karnan car. Please wait till 6pm will directly goto doctor.
ham
No but the bluray player can
ham
Ok... Then r we meeting later?
ham
Lol no. I just need to cash in my nitros. Hurry come on before I crash out!
ham
Just send a text. We'll skype later.
ham
Ok leave no need to ask
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Ü still got lessons? Ü in sch?
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Y she dun believe leh? I tot i told her it's true already. I thk she muz c us tog then she believe.
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Oh did you charge camera
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I‘ve got some salt, you can rub it in my open wounds if you like!
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Now i'm going for lunch.
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I'm in school now n i'll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when ü r done.
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Oh k. . I will come tomorrow
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Aight, text me tonight and we'll see what's up
ham
U 2.
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Water logging in desert. Geoenvironmental implications.
ham
Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.
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Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)
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Very strange. and are watching the 2nd one now but i'm in bed. Sweet dreams, miss u
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Hi hope u r both ok, he said he would text and he hasn't, have u seen him, let me down gently please
ham
Babe! I fucking love you too !! You know? Fuck it was so good to hear your voice. I so need that. I crave it. I can't get enough. I adore you, Ahmad *kisses*
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K sure am in my relatives home. Sms me de. Pls:-)
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I sent them. Do you like?
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Fuuuuck I need to stop sleepin, sup
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I'm in town now so i'll jus take mrt down later.
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I just cooked a rather nice salmon a la you
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I uploaded mine to Facebook
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WHAT TIME U WRKIN?
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Okie
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Sorry, I'll call later
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Oh oh... Den muz change plan liao... Go back have to yan jiu again...
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It's wylie, you in tampa or sarasota?
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Ok... Take ur time n enjoy ur dinner...
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Darren was saying dat if u meeting da ge den we dun meet 4 dinner. Cos later u leave xy will feel awkward. Den u meet him 4 lunch lor.
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I like cheap! But i‘m happy to splash out on the wine if it makes you feel better..
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She.s fine. I have had difficulties with her phone. It works with mine. Can you pls send her another friend request.
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Ugh my leg hurts. Musta overdid it on mon.