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<START_QUESTION> why do fat people need a diet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beacause there tummies might blow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the first thing you do each morning? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wake up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has 4 noses, 3 mouths, 1 eye and 7 legs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> someone whos very ugly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are eating. you are washing the plates. you are giving salary. you are driving. you are catching the ball. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your hand <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> talks like this, a green wise man does guess my clue, you will <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yoda <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in what year did christmas and new year's come in the same year? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> every year <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the " p " stand for in " jumbo body "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> percent <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> no matter how hardyouhit me i will never hurt no matter how muchyoushoot me i will never cry. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> funnybone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> some say we are red, some say we are green. some play us, some spray us. what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pepper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is in his car. he sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. which door does he go through first? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his car door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you eat and study at the same time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> eat alphabet soup <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which word is the odd one out: first second third fourth fifth sixth seventh eighth <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> forth incorrectly spelled <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what comes before tomorrow but after today, and even when you have it it's going away? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tonight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you throw me I come back <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boomarang <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ship dock <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you get from here to exit in five minutes? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there is no possible answer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has two gray legs and two brown legs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> elephant with diaria <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me doesn't need me, and the man who has me doesn't know he has me. what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cofin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I went to a party and saw 20 people but i saw 24 heads. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there were 20 foreheads <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do lazy dogs like to do for fun? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chase parked cars <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the celebrities of high school were part of this crowd <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> popular <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 20 in the above dictionary see that there are 3 blank spaces between four ( 4's ) youhave to insert signs ( +, -, *, / ) between them in such a manner that the result equals " 20 ". <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 444420 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i dont no <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man went to the hardware store to buy items for his house. 1 would cost $. 25 12 would cost $. 50 122 would cost $. 75 when he left the store he had spent $. 75, what did he buy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> house numbers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a frog's favorite electronic device? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ipad <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do fish keep their money? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> riverbank <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> kent is cute he is fine what is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> good looking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you make a car, a parrot, a refrigerator, and a tv liquid? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sell them <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an appropriately loud response to fear, excitement, or your team scoring <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yell <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I start with an e and end with an e. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> eye or envalope <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a little boy has green eyes, the next day they are gray. monday the next week they are blue. what color are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are hazel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is more powerful than god. more evil than the devil. rich people need. poor people have. and if you eat it you will surely die? what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothingnothing at all <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a basketball drops from nowhere and nobody is around. so how does the ball get there? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it doesnt fall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a man in his car shot and dead. there are no bullet holes in the car. the windows are up and the doors are locked. how was this man shot? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> convertable <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I saw a fight the other day; a damsel did begin the fray she with her daily friend did meet, then standing in the open street, she gave such hard and sturdy blows, he bled ten gallons at the nose; yet neither seemed to faint nor fall, nor gave her an abuse at all <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pump <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is black & small cannot be seen in the night and has something you want to bounce? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lotto <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where does the eastern bunny like to eat breakfast? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ihop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I fit in with other people, but i can not talk. i create pictures, but i can not see. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> puzzle piece <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ancient and majestic, great big piles of stones, used to encase both riches and bones seen from certain angles, they look like big triangles <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pyramids <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what stays in one in the corner but always travels around the world? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stamp duh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> look at these numbers: 11, 33, 69 what are common about them? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> theyre symmetrical <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a clever sweet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> smartie <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I say i'm ugly, you say i'm pretty. i say i'm fat, you say i'm skinny. i say i'm short you say i'm tall. whatever am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> super model <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what becomes too young the longer it exists? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> portrait <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you treat a shark <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> zelda <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I carry stuff inside my pouch, you can look inside me and out, i am treated like a punching bag if i am squishy what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pencilcase <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is dracular's favourite dog? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blood hound <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> Mary's father has five daughters. 1. name 2. nine 3. nine 4. nono. what is the 5th daughters name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mary <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does a ghost call their parents? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their transparent <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> for it dies a hundred feet up in the air and its back on the ground, what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> centipede <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you do if you say " nice "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wait <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a prehistoric reptile that lives today and the inspiration for the name of a popular sports drink <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gator <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I start with us and end with it, and have you in the middle. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> suit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the police arrest the bird? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was a robin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what question wont you answer yes to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> are you asleep <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is in a tv? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> alphabet u <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has four eyes but can't see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2 blind mice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a sundial is the timepiece with the least amount of moving parts. what is the timepiece with the greatest amount of moving parts? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hourglass <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an animal who gives away money and says too <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cashcow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when I type i tap these on the keys <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fingertips <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am 1 thing. without me it will be incomplete. make sure i fit. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> puzzle piece <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what bone has a sense of humor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> humorous <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> toothpaste <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the " h " in " ihu " stand for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what measures out time, until in time all is smashed to it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sand <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> using only four nines ( 9, 9, 9, 9 ), put them in any mathematical equation so that when they add up, it will equal 100. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 9999 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can see every thing you can see with out something <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> day and night <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you might love me in summer but i never like the sun. the hotter the weather, the softer I get. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ice cream <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they are dark - colored creatures serenaded by tendons and mccartney <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blackbird <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's white and flies up? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> confused snowflake <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one strand dangled. two strands twist. three or more can fashion this. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> braids <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> dogs and cats falling every where. how do they make them stop falling? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they give them some food <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the hangman get his wife for her birthday? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> choker <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has feet and legs, but nothing else? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pantyhose <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what clothing does a house wear? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dress address get it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we are a pair, we can dart here and there, though we always stay in one place. we can smile or shed tears, show our pleasure or fears, and you'll find us on everyone's face. what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two eyes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does everyone have that they can always count on? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their fingers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a car crash. in the car crash there was a boy and his father. they were rushed to different hospitals in different ambulances. when the boy arrived they had to do surgery on him. the surgeon says " i can not operate on this boy, he is my son ". how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sergion was boys mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a tea, followed by a read, what do i spell? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tweak <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a man in uniform and he is dead and lying next to a rock who is he and how did he die <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> superman laying next to criptnight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> as i was going to see. lives i met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens, every kitten had seven mittens. how many were going to be. lives <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one me lol <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. it lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. it comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you use me everyday but let me rest at night. i have an identical twin beside me all the time. for some reason you always cover me up. i am not alive but i have a soul. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your feet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if theres a penny, nickel, dime, and a quaartheron top of a roof and the penny, nickel, and the dime jus of a building and quarter does not? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he has more cents <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a four digit number in which the first digit is one third the second digit, the third is the sum of the first and seconddigit, and the last is three times the second? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1349 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am, every person you can know and every place that you can go is everything that you can show. quite interesting to what am i that you use? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> noun <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. if the first 19 seats were taken by average sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, how come the submarine sank? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> submarines are supposed to sink <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my last half is something that can allow you entrance into a secured area, & i am also a nation. some people find me mouth watering. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> turkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when i am young i am tall. when i am old i am short. what can i be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fire a candle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that person has been married many women, but he had never been married. who is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> priest <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and a woman were in a car the man stopped and locked all the doors and went to a store when he came back the woman was dead and a person that he never saw before was there. what happened to the woman? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> women had a baby <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this became a fashion statement in the garden of ended <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> figleaf <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that has one hundred legs but does not walk <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 50x2100 50 panties <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in all of the thousands of blooming flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearance. but deep inside, they are all the same. because they all have one thing inside them. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pollen or nectar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashes right on the border line of cabbage and see where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont barey survivers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when the child placed his school books on the television after he returned from school what was his plan? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to watch payperview <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there's a person who is at a store. is it a boy or a girl? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> who cares <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the robber viciously tore the earring from mafia's ear, yes, mafia wasn't hurt. explain how this is possible <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were clip on earrings <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> half a circle full a circle half a circle a half a circle full a circle like what does that spell? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coca cola <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what expression is in the following? theredface <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> red in the face <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
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