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🤣that is so cool
ed9m1u0
[admiration]
> **Gomenasai,** my name is [NAME]. Lmao.
eff0dwh
[neutral]
She completely understands, that's why she does this.
eeeta4b
[realization]
So I just got peach and now I dunno what to do with it. Someone add me, hmu [NAME]
edm7575
[neutral]
I used the call screening on my sister for a laugh.. she was not as amused as I was :)
eeppbtl
[disappointment]
What? You don't know what punishment is?
edya76e
[surprise]
You've got this. Hang in there. Please keep us updated. I'm really sorry that you're dealing with this right now.
ed58fp4
[gratitude]
You got this, good luck brother
edot6go
[optimism]
Scrambled eggs, chevre, sweet potato chips, and a side of I should probably go shopping. A confusing flex
eeubrle
[confusion]
Right? I hear too many horror stories of people ordering online and not getting the copy on the release date. I would be so pissed.
ef7jiaq
[anger, annoyance]
I'm just reminding everyone. you're not helping the situation by being pedantic
ed5lhu6
[disapproval]
shut up LIBTARD you right now:🤯😭🥺
eevjvyh
[anger, annoyance]
Right? If I worked 75 hour weeks I'd want more than a damn gift card to a coffee shop
eddvk1m
[optimism]
Hoarders unite! 2388 stars here, 19 rewards, 20 by tomorrow. Highest reward was 23. No Visa card. Too tired of playing credit card roulette.
eehtttu
[disappointment]
I just don't want to see them shame themselves, and actually show their worth and virtue instead of showing themsleves to be a walking sexual object
ee8djmg
[embarrassment]
Amazing, my friend 🙏
eehu7gr
[admiration]
Pure unconsitional love can also be dangerous: if the other person turns out to be an abuser you should propably stop loving them
ee5qs3r
[disapproval]
Lol- nah, she is pretty cool as far as that goes. She loves hosting people. 95% of her wardrobe is [NAME] though :(
efdsujk
[admiration, amusement]
Thanks I was wondering what the sparks from his head were about.
ef5g2vt
[gratitude, surprise]
You can wait ten years to start working on yourself and get what you want or you can do it now.
ef3z3jw
[neutral]
She looks like an early game killer.
eem30d2
[disappointment, optimism]
LOL, what kind of company?
ee4p814
[amusement, confusion]
Thanks for the link. She actually likes some of the stuff!
efaunrh
[gratitude]
I mean, it's just a happy birthday post
ed59kl5
[neutral]
That poor girl who said she'd help out is about to get a surprise when she finds out she has to pay for the coffee.
edz8i7b
[realization, surprise]
Wow damn this some good words
ed1oug1
[admiration]
His whole point is that he doesn't have to give a damn about others or how they feel.
ed0xfyo
[neutral]
[NAME] and [NAME] were my two. [NAME] :)
edebfmc
[neutral]
I'd say [NAME].
ed1tses
[neutral]
Would love to see [NAME] pull up in a Tesla that was blocks by the truck guys.
edfn283
[desire]
Omg! An attentive parent actually teaching their children to safely handle guns! The horror!
efgfr0u
[surprise]
Hello fellow Cincinnati area store
eczlatx
[neutral]
[NAME] are you me? Like I was relating and then you said rot in Atlanta traffic and the pains of 285 burned into my mind.
eey579w
[sadness, neutral]
I still can't believe I used to watch [NAME] videos
edet9yg
[surprise]
>And you contribute to them not interacting with other people... Which I never told anyone not to. Hmmmmm
eev9m24
[neutral]
You shouldn't see a lot of lightspamming conquerors, because lightspamming as a conqueror is just begging for a parry.
edd4m3l
[neutral]
That troll and his Kotaku cronies have no shame. None at all.
ef8ty60
[annoyance]
Congrats on the sex
eelle5n
[neutral]
[NAME]?! Is that [NAME]? I know "meegwetch" means thank you lol
eeob8fo
[amusement, confusion]
Sorry I am foreign, and might have come across wrong. Anyways it has to happen at some stage?
edz7072
[remorse]
I love how someone put a laughing emoji on that.
eff92us
[love]
Only a [NAME] deals in absolutes.
eetry66
[neutral]
“I was half a virgin when I met him!” —[NAME]
efa7gek
[neutral]
Wow guns and ignorance. What else is wrong with her?
eenlcuk
[annoyance]
This is so gross
ee0znpw
[neutral]
make those damn lazy millennials find a job sooner /s
eeby22v
[neutral]
That’s what I was thinking.
edea9rv
[neutral]
You’re letting psychopathic people ruin your ability to take a joke. That is a mark of a weak man.
eetnlr7
[neutral]
Idk some dudes think a girl needs an ass full of cellulite to be considered thick.
ed826ma
[neutral]
What did they do?
efehhwv
[curiosity]
Thanks haha. I really do feel sorry for my friend here... At least the group he accidentally asked is pretty much all furries
ef1fkaq
[gratitude]
Omg does anyone have a video of this
eeboiso
[curiosity, surprise]
Thanks, didn't catch that one!
ed68ns0
[gratitude]
You're only making him hornier.
ef95iyy
[neutral]
I’m so nervous!
ef060e5
[nervousness]
HHahah. Right? I’m scared
ef6qxnr
[fear]
They showed a pretty cool [NAME] cosplay from a guy
eeasr4v
[neutral]
So you could say that this is one of very few subreddits that manages to somewhat avoid political spins and that the original commentor is a worthless shill
efc2esx
[annoyance]
Holy smokes, good jobs!!!
eej5sao
[gratitude]
She haven't tried contacting me in 2 years, i guess she lied. Congrats to me, I won the 'miss you more' game. ):
edbvlh5
[sadness]
Oh nice. What lvl on Siege?
ef2k992
[gratitude]
[NAME] injury, [NAME] coming back, leivo trade. Quite a few moving pieces
eelnonj
[neutral]
I too have had this happen on XBONE. I really want to love this game, but it keeps giving me reasons to play something else.
edvs1ek
[love]
I love the concept but if they release another kpop skin line they should recosnider giving the group a different name to rival KDA
ed387mx
[love]
I can relate. It kind of breaks your heart and your spirit, doesn’t it?
ed7jd6i
[approval, curiosity]
Most retarded vid I have seen in this sub. Bigger off.
ee7s32y
[neutral]
Thanks for posting.
ee1olco
[gratitude]
You expect me to believe that [NAME] and [NAME] have so many things in common but are different people? Must be the same person.
ee2lazs
[neutral]
This is the kind of relationship i want to have,a warm soothing one....
edzn5rp
[desire]
It wouldn't surprise me if they were paid crisis actors
ee47t1c
[neutral]
Everyone upvote this - gotta spread the good news!!!
edv18r4
[excitement, joy]
That’s an early contender for title of the year 2019. Bravo.
ed6d0ia
[admiration]
> if nine out of ten girls were going to reject me, I would approach twenty. That sounds like a threesome
ee16coa
[amusement]
Yeah it’s a repost, I saw this same exact post in a different subreddit couple months ago
edaq56d
[approval]
As a computer science student but also a lifelong [NAME], the issues surrounding Amazon in Queens have left me substantially torn.
ef69j0j
[sadness]
I'm glad you're feeling better! Keep smiling :)
edfnx43
[caring]
Being misunderstood really is the worst thing ever! I’m sorry some people are so unkind.
edukkkm
[disappointment, sadness]
If he was a human being he wouldn't have subjected me to that song damn near constantly for a year.
edioyjo
[neutral]
Yaaaaaas! Also, your username is awesome.
eeefutb
[admiration]
Nope. Mac fix+ matte and Body Shop mattifying tea tree spray are the only ones that help my makeup.
ed1fgn5
[neutral]
Excuse my wording. I should’ve said [NAME] all around game & unselfishness combined with [NAME] aggressiveness & scoring
edzc1ra
[realization, remorse]
[NAME] I hope so.
efg380r
[optimism]
Latest buzzfeed article.... 10 ways you’re a moron if you think we’re credible.
eeeoz9j
[neutral]
Yeah, neither of them are communists. [NAME] is a left-leaning [NAME] and [NAME] is a [NAME]
efdlxf2
[approval]
I have two and nothing has ever happened to me. The media doesn't want you to show your support because they want supporters to feel isolated.
ef4fxmv
[disapproval]
We got killed by the 7-11 guy yesterday so [NAME] had to bring out the valet guy.
edxyhl7
[neutral]
I'm torn. I watched it twice, but only twice. Also, I didn't check the sub until I saw the comments.
eewoygv
[neutral]
Depends on what else is going on at the time and the state of Britain economically and globally. But these terms wouldn't currently be popular, no.
efck0ws
[neutral]
Shades of Akira / Ghost in the Shell!
efd6e9g
[neutral]
Maybe this person only likes musicians with the letter B. Let’s see if they like Busdriver. Also, chanting for “[NAME]” is the best.
ef85i8l
[neutral]
Because it was funny and people liked it. They otherwise do a pretty job of preventing memery
eff3fey
[amusement]
I’d love an ג׳‬וליאן if you have time! Good job keep up the hard work
ee8dbvg
[admiration]
I'M ON A HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL
efcwt1n
[neutral]
almost every single time i have a friend from out of state visit, they make a comment about how bumpy our roads are
efh4kes
[disapproval]
At least things are looking up with the next generation. That optimism sits in stark contrast to this news.
ee3r72m
[optimism]
Well I am happy you believe that.
edcoull
[joy]
Exactly, you need a Hollywood woman of age to pair off with him. Past 35 should be fine right?
ef9ityn
[approval, curiosity]
Same - I feel like I stim a lot more - but I'm much more comfortable and less self-conscious about it.
efdrg40
[neutral]
It's a lame, timid city on a beautiful harbour.
edu0ja9
[admiration]
It’s a shame there is no sound lol
efc8kea
[amusement]