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The stuff nightmares are made of. Those poor poor timelines.
edyh31u
[neutral]
Let’s not tempt fate...injuries report to spring training too.
eda6qjq
[neutral]
It is fascinating that people spend billions of dollars on superhero fantasy yet they hate a real life superhero.
eem0hhk
[admiration]
[NAME], I love the Expanse so much. Next to Mindhunter, Daredevil, and Breaking Bad, I've never enjoyed a series like those 4.
eehyvju
[admiration, joy]
I really try to not use that terminology as it is inconsistent and was made up by people who know little to nothing about firearms.
eesqy74
[neutral]
She probably has a kid by now.
ede5fb8
[neutral]
Surprises me how a dude that let his keyboard get to this point even cares enough to clip his nails in the first place.
eel5eq2
[surprise]
That’s not proof.
edw3sc5
[disapproval]
You'd think that's a simple game mode they'd have had from the start... I would have loved that.
ee1hkro
[desire, love]
You know you could replace republican with democratic and it would still be funny
eedfvcm
[amusement]
Thank you. Ignore the morons who have never heard of lactose intolerance.
eexyj2b
[gratitude]
You can remove them without killing or etc etc. Just stop reproduction
eey5yqw
[neutral]
...do you know who owns the Metro? E: It's wholey owned by the Daily Mail Group
eel5t60
[curiosity, neutral]
That's why it's only 20$
eex6fko
[neutral]
he saw it
ed1cban
[neutral]
He has been given all the time/freedom in the world - he just doesn't deliver.
edmiy44
[disappointment]
Switching to GEICO could save you 15% or more on car insurance
efdcrr9
[neutral]
And often the failing is in the laws. Having to prove somebody is a danger to you is part of the problem!
eees5zu
[neutral]
Stay At Home Mum
ee9qaux
[neutral]
At some angles you can get a ws4 into a combo but its inconsistent.
ed2nene
[disapproval, neutral]
Ty. I confessed and they are being very nice to me. My kids are safe and me going to therapy is a plus now.
ed6p47e
[gratitude]
OMG! 😂😂😂😂
ed28149
[amusement, excitement]
Good grief... cushion those talons with some toilet paper or Kleenex next time. It’ll give you better traction, too.
edk1wy7
[optimism]
You always choose mum bro. What are you thinking
ee7ewg0
[neutral]
Forthwith this group will remain unnamed, verily so that we might avoid bringing ire upon ourselves for a simple observation.
ees74p2
[optimism]
Some bioshock shit right here.
edkj28y
[disgust]
A machine would literally do a worse job than him.
eeqw71e
[annoyance]
im surprised you didnt try to go over her head to the owner or did he just not care about what the new GM was doing?
ed00251
[surprise]
Crash is probably my favorite specialist in this game, you get extra ammo, extra points and occasionally 50hp more from tak-5.
edqj9hi
[love, neutral]
I might be able to help. A/S/L?
ee3ci29
[caring, neutral]
HELL YES !! [NAME] where you at
eenp8ns
[neutral]
Left handers are rejoicing over this
ed0cmts
[joy]
I'm trying to figure out how I would react if I saw one of my employees on LivePD like this...
eeepz8o
[neutral]
The title says be your own hero, which is the title of the article medium article linked.
ed1ncji
[neutral]
Yes that was abuse.
eff15gg
[anger]
Not at all!
efbfj3a
[disapproval]
How do you know if this gets downvoted to hell, but a lot of times before dying (6 hits taken.).
edcdr8x
[confusion, curiosity]
Every airliner is fully pressurized, even the hold. There's no "partially pressurized" aircraft. They don't necessarily heat the cargo area though
edya90d
[neutral]
I think the real incels are the ones that were willing to buy her yoga pants, most likely her followers.
ef9a0aw
[neutral]
OMG I totally forgot about that episode. What a nightmare
efbpk2a
[surprise]
We're a community, like it or not. This came from us and we need to hold eachother to a higher standard of behavior.
ed90vcc
[approval, caring]
What are you basing this on?
ee3psub
[curiosity]
Yeah, series of holes like that make me uncomfortable and this picture has popped up in my head too many times since I first saw it.
efallvh
[annoyance]
where'd ya get 'em?
eee918b
[neutral]
Wow... drug smugglers will always find a way I guess. I bet that took a ton of work
eeswjmt
[surprise]
Apparently a 3 year extension for DACA is what's on offer. No pathway to citizenship. That's gonna be a "fuck no" from me, dog.
eeh2x1d
[anger, annoyance, disapproval]
Haha "like a snake on a toddler".
edtsjzy
[amusement]
Sorry but the majority of console players will agree that he needs nerfed and nerfed hard
efdtorq
[remorse]
Beautiful part of the world. Heading back up in a few weeks once the snow finally settled!
edzqfex
[admiration, optimism]
Ask them if they’re going to give you a “test salary” for it... if not, nope out of there.
eeaaw62
[neutral]
First- damn what a block Secondly- that was a really smart timeout there. Expected a prayer shot.
eetaumy
[admiration]
[NAME] is nowhere close to the worst linebacker in the league.
edngoc6
[annoyance]
I mean, you can't be any more in the friends zone if you have a matching neck tattoo with the chick.
edktecd
[neutral]
They probably died anyways
efe08k4
[grief]
love cats, dislike the regular news. you?
edh5rpa
[curiosity, love]
Reminds me of when women get upset for "looking at their chests" when they have writing on the shirt... ACROSS THE CHEST....
eeyuc7v
[neutral]
Hey i used to work at Sams and i was a check our supervisor COS. It fucking sucked. I say that with the biggest grin.
eer5ruj
[amusement, annoyance]
Not sure about [NAME], but I think [NAME] would win easily against [NAME]
eec1jmh
[optimism, neutral]
That as absolutely insane.
ed9iyn8
[annoyance]
Her skin is glowing! Love the eyeshadow too.
eeafifu
[neutral]
Dang. That IVF story. I feel so badly for that woman oh my god
eeraamn
[disappointment, sadness]
Mafia meme...?
eed4o0i
[neutral]
yeah. many people mentioned that. also Shield Brah questions beastmen racism .
ee05k5j
[approval]
thanks, it’s been so much better
ef2mow7
[gratitude]
This chicks stealing his pubes off the toilets seat
ee1i0tw
[neutral]
Okay I can see why that is one glorious beard
edtrglb
[approval]
What a vile, vile country we live in.
edhcejo
[neutral]
Well they do have cheap surgery there lol those lucky bastards
ef7zaqw
[amusement, annoyance]
If we find a solid rental centre again maybe.
edrui96
[neutral]
That is disgusting. No one should act like that to you. I'm so sorry that happened.
ef3avhj
[disgust]
[NAME] bless u
ef8q8xy
[neutral]
This is kinda sad
edn0z4n
[disappointment, sadness]
LOL I think I'm the opposite, once I rehearse in my head, I mess up completely; I'm way better at improvising.
ed9b1j4
[optimism]
Pollution is not a right
ed3mhe3
[neutral]
Am I out of touch? No, it's the [NAME] who are wrong!
eet1edh
[disapproval]
Those ads actually make me feel bad for financial advisors gouging clients with excessive fees.
edj217n
[disappointment, sadness]
What does that even mean? What a uselessly vague statement.
ee5rz96
[anger, confusion]
Ah thanks so much
ed1aetn
[gratitude]
[NAME] ran out of her way to butt into the conversation with [NAME] and [NAME]. [NAME] . I can't stand [NAME]
edke7gg
[annoyance]
This is really great!!
edj7ssx
[admiration]
it depends who i would murder and blame
edl3sum
[neutral]
Yeah, why can't a guy get regular coffee anymore? Keep your crappy organic frappa latte and get off my lawn, sonny!
ee9gubo
[neutral]
Starting?? BF4 is a lot of fun when you havent played in a while. Just faster and more immersive.
eebz6q6
[amusement]
Post this on /r/nba lol
efgd8sg
[amusement]
Okay thanks. I'll see if I can find out how to do that.
ef2teby
[gratitude]
[NAME] also played terrible. It’s only the past couple of games has it started to click.
eehqbzt
[neutral]
Honestly, I wouldn’t want to poop without my phone either. Gotta scroll reddit while I’m poopin!
eene06i
[disapproval]
I'm not giving more clicks for a video when the headline should be explained in the body of the Arte.
eekirom
[neutral]
I figured as much. If I were them I'd definitely be sceptical.
ed7f8e2
[realization]
OK, thanks I'm gonna delete it and post it in another sub reddit.
eeykoq7
[gratitude]
Got it! I wasn't aware that it was a slur, and thought that it was just a general term used. Thanks for the info.
efd7146
[gratitude]
Just got back from Orlando to Chicago yesterday. I have a good feeling about this one!
ed37gta
[joy]
Sounds like my soon to be ex wife
edz5fbs
[neutral]
Is this strictly Denver, or for the metro area?
ee7yntw
[curiosity]
Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings.
edk5o03
[remorse]
Oh cool. Did everything else that got listed not happen either?
edo5mqq
[curiosity, joy]
I would spend money on hots again for this skin !
efft6cb
[neutral]
From that angle his face looks like the big built guy from jersey shore.
ee6t7tp
[neutral]
love love love this. so happy for the both of you.
ed2n02g
[love]
Am I getting old or is that just really dumb?
ed5wsbs
[confusion]