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Oh, did you not know [NAME] is the highest graded overall passrusher in this class? At any position!
ed955ab
[surprise]
I'll be making that bet, thats a closeer match than that, even for a hometown girl.
eeabi50
[optimism]
That’s hard-boiled. This is the secret weapon we’ve been waiting for. You are a god-damned hero. 🎖
efd3a87
[admiration, desire, realization]
I like how his actual clone comes running up to him to congratulate him on that recovery
eekef9m
[excitement]
There are no male versions of feminists. Men live in a different social reality than women.
ed1at3i
[disapproval]
> How TF did you get to FETISH that quickly? Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay.
edd35dl
[gratitude]
oh look at you /s
eduig2s
[neutral]
Man that was a long of run on sentences but whatever.
ee617nt
[neutral]
No, we both know you are liar. Thanks for convincing me to block you.
ee6kk86
[gratitude]
Now I'm wondering if [NAME] drinks, and if he's ever been inebriated during one of his deals.
edih1gx
[surprise]
Most of his overtly sexual posts give me that vibe...they seem exploitative and as just another way to prove he owns her
edjcj7k
[neutral]
My 8 year old niece enjoys them. 12 year old nephew thinks they're brilliant though :)
ee71sfb
[approval]
yeah you got wooshed way too hard
eejhdxu
[neutral]
You're disgusting
ef6yq1b
[disgust]
Thank you. It happened suddenly. Near the end of the game.
ed7gmxc
[gratitude]
Grey’s Anatomy is still on the air? I thought it was cancelled years ago.
eeik8dd
[confusion, curiosity, realization]
I'm 27. I've been thinking about joining the club, just to avoid this inevitability
ef38plm
[neutral]
>arent as attractive as their peers Except for the women who date older RICH men, those tend to be more attractive.
edsc40y
[admiration]
because energy drinks are the most fucked up you can get while still being sober
ecziu49
[anger]
Damn, I hope that lady unloaded the rest of the bread and cleared out like a fart in the wind before homeslice came back.
ed7de0h
[optimism]
Haha good to know in case I decide to go back to church. Some of those seats in that temple are so damn uncomfortable.
edz744h
[amusement, annoyance]
Who fucking cares. People have sex all the time. You're just an asshole for trying to to profit from it or ruin her.
eew8bwo
[anger]
Interesting read, but horrible format on mobile.
ed8ao7n
[excitement]
She just turned her kid into a stew
ee2igwl
[neutral]
Didn't like [NAME] and when he was here, hate him on the opposing team
edv2s3f
[neutral]
That's how drivers recycle "lost and found" phones.
ednvere
[neutral]
Omg what the ever loving bloody hell did I just read?? As an artist, this was extra painful to me.
edfvev7
[sadness, surprise]
We are. EU regulations, laws created by the European Parliament. Don't say something that is blatantly untrue
ee05f2l
[annoyance]
I've realized after more than 100 hours that you can dismount a horse without jumping off
ef00phy
[realization]
Fair enough. I typically focus more on the lower bound because I hate when people use "millennials" as a synonym for "youths."
eet2v4t
[approval]
This girl looks STRONG!! I want her to be my goddess and I will please her on command!
edg9rbu
[admiration]
That is a good idea. It may be hard for him to make any progress with him coming over so often. Thank you for you input!
ednhqcn
[admiration, gratitude]
Very good to know! Thanks!
ef7djlb
[admiration, gratitude]
I am not a competent till member, I am an ignorant member of the public.
ed5bsnr
[neutral]
OP already stole it himself
ed12sv4
[neutral]
You read the body, right?
eekb1to
[neutral]
This is too accurate 😂
eefgwlh
[approval]
"14 Last Minute Life Hacks For Busty Girls"
eem8815
[neutral]
[NAME]! Fun fact, it was [NAME]. who led the stacked 86 Mets rotation in wins with 18.
ef0pn76
[neutral]
> my cat needs new braces, Thank you. This made me laugh.
edwq80v
[gratitude]
Haha came here to say this, that shit spun me out right proper it did!
eepafde
[amusement]
But.. but... but... my kneejerk feefees! He, um, offended, and my rights, and RACIST!
edkwbck
[neutral]
Narcissism combined with pure idiocy leads to statements like those.
effhvqm
[neutral]
Reminds me of the giants/cooks from Little Nightmares.
eeon7ui
[neutral]
Outwardly projecting someone you aren't internally sounds exhausting. Hopefully coming on here will provide some form of relief for you.
ee2v29a
[optimism]
Why did she get married if she did not love him? Aren't you afraid the same thing wil happen to you?
eeyx89b
[fear]
I would prefer to not observe it all but federal law does not allow it.
edwzslq
[disapproval]
I usually see tweets like this for girls but it feels nice to have it directed at boys
ed1uck7
[joy]
Why is this so common? I have a dream and then remember it a couple of weeks later.
eexv0zb
[neutral]
Asexual and attractive
effms12
[neutral]
Strawberry lemonade by ziip pods is the best I've ever tasted.
ef2j5zn
[admiration]
What do you mean?
eeyhaor
[confusion, neutral]
You are the type of fellow that puts mommy in the cheap home and cashes her cheques, loyalty of a snake.
ef4esbw
[anger, annoyance]
No it's because we're ugly, short, and ethnic
edmyzkr
[disappointment, realization]
Nah it's just weird that they wouldn't try diazepam first since it's so often used.
eeadlfa
[disapproval]
It would probably be horrifying if we tried, when a bug causes an integer overflow and resets our aggression levels.
eecglu3
[fear]
The cutest.
eder5bl
[admiration]
right. which is why he got suspended. because nothing happened. makes sense.
eey7b6u
[approval]
If someone calls I will text them and say I can't talk right now. No matter what I'm doing.
edezugn
[optimism]
Very under rated.
eey1z7i
[neutral]
everyone does it.
eepsg2g
[neutral]
Idk why anyone would think PMing abusive messages is above the law on reddit.
edjeun7
[annoyance]
I was Isla Vista, beautiful and terrible place
efdkeiw
[admiration, confusion]
This... This is where my journey ends. I was not able to make it to the end, good luck future redditors!
ee453hs
[disappointment, gratitude]
Things were significantly worse back then than they are now.
edhqnmi
[disgust]
Article is behind a pay wall
ee4qza1
[neutral]
persistence that is working perfectly fine...thanks to backup scripts lol
ee1tlj4
[admiration, gratitude]
I guess that depends on the department. If you've racked up a ton of vacay time, it's possible for some cops to smoke weed lol.
edl34rq
[amusement]
I mean for once the unpopular one is actually at the top, even if it is tea, robbed of air time? Sure, wins no
ee21cid
[curiosity]
He was replying to boiledchickenleg down below by the looks of it.
ef8s27p
[neutral]
is it bad that i agree with this
ed8dk2l
[approval]
Enjoy your gold!
edby0ty
[joy, neutral]
I was justing humming Spin Light to myself before picking up my phone amd seeing this meme. Deja is such a classic, maybe my all time favorite album
eer0aqg
[love]
That's freedom of speech for you. We have to give even the assholes a chance to talk, because the alternatives are worse.
ee6o8y9
[anger]
This isn't cringe at all. He's making a joke.
eerhhsn
[amusement, neutral]
That is not a law. It's a freaking poem that someone decided to write.
edfedif
[anger, annoyance]
*Get up and Drive your funky soul by [NAME] starts playing
eey74ks
[neutral]
There has been a lot of talk about being so open about it was her problem more than actually doing it. I'd call that defending her actions.
eemn315
[realization]
I feel there will be a direct correlation between using expeditious retreat to charge, and the amount you fall to 0.
eeydkdq
[neutral]
Whoever the mod is that removed this needs to rethink their priorities.
ediu6ag
[neutral]
Me too!!!
edulnum
[neutral]
Haha thanks for the warning but we met with her irl before :D
ee644qn
[gratitude]
Yes its far from remaining, its even more heavily in favour of the EU than that
edeshei
[neutral]
Thank you. I've been correcting the record for triggered authoritarians for a minute! "Mah taxes"
eexx0lb
[gratitude]
Yep, they still have the youth sweatshirts as of a couple days ago. Wish they had adult sizes!
eef0sgg
[optimism]
So far, so good
edfx8ym
[joy]
Hmm I wonder why the bot copy text LAOP says is in NY when the original post says LAOP says he's in TX
eeabrkx
[surprise]
Canada? Only because of [NAME] nice hair and silly socks.
ed4vnbs
[neutral]
AND KEEP ACKBAR
edgjwyn
[neutral]
He only gets time to post on reddit cos dudes have refractory periods. /s
ee8rqq7
[neutral]
tf, didnt know that thx
efh10zd
[realization]
Oh my lord I am so sorry. That is just despicable. Internet hugs.
eex9nfc
[remorse]
This is the most early 2000s thing ever. I love it.
ed9xp77
[love]
Burn it!
edbo38r
[anger]
mind = blown
edvbrqj
[neutral]
Mom used to do it all time when I was a kid.
ed70q4m
[neutral]
just like [NAME] was going to win by 90+%? I'm not going to believe it until I see it.
eeafre8
[curiosity]
Kids disturb more and are MORE ANNOYING.
edlu2mc
[annoyance]
The beauty of the horseshoe effect.
eeu85y4
[admiration]
Argument a month. I should be so lucky.
edmff7p
[annoyance]