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Oh, did you not know [NAME] is the highest graded overall passrusher in this class? At any position! | ed955ab | [surprise] |
I'll be making that bet, thats a closeer match than that, even for a hometown girl. | eeabi50 | [optimism] |
That’s hard-boiled. This is the secret weapon we’ve been waiting for. You are a god-damned hero. 🎖 | efd3a87 | [admiration, desire, realization] |
I like how his actual clone comes running up to him to congratulate him on that recovery | eekef9m | [excitement] |
There are no male versions of feminists. Men live in a different social reality than women. | ed1at3i | [disapproval] |
> How TF did you get to FETISH that quickly? Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay. | edd35dl | [gratitude] |
oh look at you /s | eduig2s | [neutral] |
Man that was a long of run on sentences but whatever. | ee617nt | [neutral] |
No, we both know you are liar. Thanks for convincing me to block you. | ee6kk86 | [gratitude] |
Now I'm wondering if [NAME] drinks, and if he's ever been inebriated during one of his deals. | edih1gx | [surprise] |
Most of his overtly sexual posts give me that vibe...they seem exploitative and as just another way to prove he owns her | edjcj7k | [neutral] |
My 8 year old niece enjoys them. 12 year old nephew thinks they're brilliant though :) | ee71sfb | [approval] |
yeah you got wooshed way too hard | eejhdxu | [neutral] |
You're disgusting | ef6yq1b | [disgust] |
Thank you. It happened suddenly. Near the end of the game. | ed7gmxc | [gratitude] |
Grey’s Anatomy is still on the air? I thought it was cancelled years ago. | eeik8dd | [confusion, curiosity, realization] |
I'm 27. I've been thinking about joining the club, just to avoid this inevitability | ef38plm | [neutral] |
>arent as attractive as their peers Except for the women who date older RICH men, those tend to be more attractive. | edsc40y | [admiration] |
because energy drinks are the most fucked up you can get while still being sober | ecziu49 | [anger] |
Damn, I hope that lady unloaded the rest of the bread and cleared out like a fart in the wind before homeslice came back. | ed7de0h | [optimism] |
Haha good to know in case I decide to go back to church. Some of those seats in that temple are so damn uncomfortable. | edz744h | [amusement, annoyance] |
Who fucking cares. People have sex all the time. You're just an asshole for trying to to profit from it or ruin her. | eew8bwo | [anger] |
Interesting read, but horrible format on mobile. | ed8ao7n | [excitement] |
She just turned her kid into a stew | ee2igwl | [neutral] |
Didn't like [NAME] and when he was here, hate him on the opposing team | edv2s3f | [neutral] |
That's how drivers recycle "lost and found" phones. | ednvere | [neutral] |
Omg what the ever loving bloody hell did I just read?? As an artist, this was extra painful to me. | edfvev7 | [sadness, surprise] |
We are. EU regulations, laws created by the European Parliament. Don't say something that is blatantly untrue | ee05f2l | [annoyance] |
I've realized after more than 100 hours that you can dismount a horse without jumping off | ef00phy | [realization] |
Fair enough. I typically focus more on the lower bound because I hate when people use "millennials" as a synonym for "youths." | eet2v4t | [approval] |
This girl looks STRONG!! I want her to be my goddess and I will please her on command! | edg9rbu | [admiration] |
That is a good idea. It may be hard for him to make any progress with him coming over so often. Thank you for you input! | ednhqcn | [admiration, gratitude] |
Very good to know! Thanks! | ef7djlb | [admiration, gratitude] |
I am not a competent till member, I am an ignorant member of the public. | ed5bsnr | [neutral] |
OP already stole it himself | ed12sv4 | [neutral] |
You read the body, right? | eekb1to | [neutral] |
This is too accurate 😂 | eefgwlh | [approval] |
"14 Last Minute Life Hacks For Busty Girls" | eem8815 | [neutral] |
[NAME]! Fun fact, it was [NAME]. who led the stacked 86 Mets rotation in wins with 18. | ef0pn76 | [neutral] |
> my cat needs new braces, Thank you. This made me laugh. | edwq80v | [gratitude] |
Haha came here to say this, that shit spun me out right proper it did! | eepafde | [amusement] |
But.. but... but... my kneejerk feefees! He, um, offended, and my rights, and RACIST! | edkwbck | [neutral] |
Narcissism combined with pure idiocy leads to statements like those. | effhvqm | [neutral] |
Reminds me of the giants/cooks from Little Nightmares. | eeon7ui | [neutral] |
Outwardly projecting someone you aren't internally sounds exhausting. Hopefully coming on here will provide some form of relief for you. | ee2v29a | [optimism] |
Why did she get married if she did not love him? Aren't you afraid the same thing wil happen to you? | eeyx89b | [fear] |
I would prefer to not observe it all but federal law does not allow it. | edwzslq | [disapproval] |
I usually see tweets like this for girls but it feels nice to have it directed at boys | ed1uck7 | [joy] |
Why is this so common? I have a dream and then remember it a couple of weeks later. | eexv0zb | [neutral] |
Asexual and attractive | effms12 | [neutral] |
Strawberry lemonade by ziip pods is the best I've ever tasted. | ef2j5zn | [admiration] |
What do you mean? | eeyhaor | [confusion, neutral] |
You are the type of fellow that puts mommy in the cheap home and cashes her cheques, loyalty of a snake. | ef4esbw | [anger, annoyance] |
No it's because we're ugly, short, and ethnic | edmyzkr | [disappointment, realization] |
Nah it's just weird that they wouldn't try diazepam first since it's so often used. | eeadlfa | [disapproval] |
It would probably be horrifying if we tried, when a bug causes an integer overflow and resets our aggression levels. | eecglu3 | [fear] |
The cutest. | eder5bl | [admiration] |
right. which is why he got suspended. because nothing happened. makes sense. | eey7b6u | [approval] |
If someone calls I will text them and say I can't talk right now. No matter what I'm doing. | edezugn | [optimism] |
Very under rated. | eey1z7i | [neutral] |
everyone does it. | eepsg2g | [neutral] |
Idk why anyone would think PMing abusive messages is above the law on reddit. | edjeun7 | [annoyance] |
I was Isla Vista, beautiful and terrible place | efdkeiw | [admiration, confusion] |
This... This is where my journey ends. I was not able to make it to the end, good luck future redditors! | ee453hs | [disappointment, gratitude] |
Things were significantly worse back then than they are now. | edhqnmi | [disgust] |
Article is behind a pay wall | ee4qza1 | [neutral] |
persistence that is working perfectly fine...thanks to backup scripts lol | ee1tlj4 | [admiration, gratitude] |
I guess that depends on the department. If you've racked up a ton of vacay time, it's possible for some cops to smoke weed lol. | edl34rq | [amusement] |
I mean for once the unpopular one is actually at the top, even if it is tea, robbed of air time? Sure, wins no | ee21cid | [curiosity] |
He was replying to boiledchickenleg down below by the looks of it. | ef8s27p | [neutral] |
is it bad that i agree with this | ed8dk2l | [approval] |
Enjoy your gold! | edby0ty | [joy, neutral] |
I was justing humming Spin Light to myself before picking up my phone amd seeing this meme. Deja is such a classic, maybe my all time favorite album | eer0aqg | [love] |
That's freedom of speech for you. We have to give even the assholes a chance to talk, because the alternatives are worse. | ee6o8y9 | [anger] |
This isn't cringe at all. He's making a joke. | eerhhsn | [amusement, neutral] |
That is not a law. It's a freaking poem that someone decided to write. | edfedif | [anger, annoyance] |
*Get up and Drive your funky soul by [NAME] starts playing | eey74ks | [neutral] |
There has been a lot of talk about being so open about it was her problem more than actually doing it. I'd call that defending her actions. | eemn315 | [realization] |
I feel there will be a direct correlation between using expeditious retreat to charge, and the amount you fall to 0. | eeydkdq | [neutral] |
Whoever the mod is that removed this needs to rethink their priorities. | ediu6ag | [neutral] |
Me too!!! | edulnum | [neutral] |
Haha thanks for the warning but we met with her irl before :D | ee644qn | [gratitude] |
Yes its far from remaining, its even more heavily in favour of the EU than that | edeshei | [neutral] |
Thank you. I've been correcting the record for triggered authoritarians for a minute! "Mah taxes" | eexx0lb | [gratitude] |
Yep, they still have the youth sweatshirts as of a couple days ago. Wish they had adult sizes! | eef0sgg | [optimism] |
So far, so good | edfx8ym | [joy] |
Hmm I wonder why the bot copy text LAOP says is in NY when the original post says LAOP says he's in TX | eeabrkx | [surprise] |
Canada? Only because of [NAME] nice hair and silly socks. | ed4vnbs | [neutral] |
AND KEEP ACKBAR | edgjwyn | [neutral] |
He only gets time to post on reddit cos dudes have refractory periods. /s | ee8rqq7 | [neutral] |
tf, didnt know that thx | efh10zd | [realization] |
Oh my lord I am so sorry. That is just despicable. Internet hugs. | eex9nfc | [remorse] |
This is the most early 2000s thing ever. I love it. | ed9xp77 | [love] |
Burn it! | edbo38r | [anger] |
mind = blown | edvbrqj | [neutral] |
Mom used to do it all time when I was a kid. | ed70q4m | [neutral] |
just like [NAME] was going to win by 90+%? I'm not going to believe it until I see it. | eeafre8 | [curiosity] |
Kids disturb more and are MORE ANNOYING. | edlu2mc | [annoyance] |
The beauty of the horseshoe effect. | eeu85y4 | [admiration] |
Argument a month. I should be so lucky. | edmff7p | [annoyance] |
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