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[NAME] a bastard man
ed36ad3
[anger]
Hire the best prostitute you can afford dude
eeuyrbq
[neutral]
[NAME] playing sloppy
edll4cj
[annoyance]
Imagine [NAME] ever saying this.
ed162rb
[neutral]
Didn't one of those two idiots void their visa to the US over some political bullshit? I think it was [NAME], can't remember.
eewea1j
[confusion, neutral]
...and?
eecmwg0
[curiosity]
I appreciate this. I don't think I've given up on teaching entirely. I will try to survive!
edm1dzx
[admiration, optimism]
He will rest easy knowing how happy he made all of us
eef54a4
[joy]
I'm scared to do these cuz the S.A.G.E. told me I was a transvestite
ef1xiyl
[fear]
epic soy moment
edwybo5
[neutral]
You’re doing so good! We’re all so proud!
ed5o8h3
[admiration, pride]
Happy kek day
ed7xq5i
[neutral]
When is EVO
efctryo
[curiosity]
That's the worst possible outcome
ed0ztdl
[disgust]
He died 4 days later of dehydration
edwloev
[grief]
Misogynist! Anti-women! Bigot!
edfwfce
[neutral]
Almost heaven...
efavjox
[admiration]
This post is so true Clothes these days are so bland
edw0mrz
[approval]
Then you're saying its about looks, not the misogyny.
eeccb7p
[disapproval]
I'm sorry OP but this is all on you. Your parents played you like a $4000 fiddle.
ed4cyt9
[sadness]
That's a lot to keep in your head to maintain a lifestyle.
edlvnam
[neutral]
Hmm. I don't disagree. It's unfortunate.
eejr3f1
[approval]
Ok.... he can *call* it the State of the Union, but that doesn't mean it is.
eet0t1s
[disapproval]
I'm sorry to tell you this but your mate probably touches children too. That's the only logical conclusion I can come to here.
eduos1v
[remorse]
That's so sad.
ef4tys1
[disappointment, sadness]
LMAO I love hockey
eetnacw
[love]
I wonder if the formal letter from the psychiatrist will help if cops just decide to shoot her first :(
edq5zue
[surprise]
Thanks bro!
eexpsw7
[gratitude]
True enough, I just hope there are more reasonable people than not.
edbo2tw
[desire, optimism]
I love this meme
eenmx5z
[admiration, love]
Hey! I was hoping to get as close to face value as possible.
edkb4iz
[neutral]
Giggled so hard
edagyiv
[amusement]
He specifically called t a “commitment” rather than a plan. Commitment means they told tulo he is the shortstop.
ed96bqx
[neutral]
[NAME]. I just want you to have a great stat day.
edf6d3o
[desire]
It does with PIA
edwdze3
[neutral]
Oh [NAME]!
efa6r89
[excitement, neutral]
if it wasn't him it would be someone else she's wasting her life on
edb42k1
[disappointment, disapproval]
My Dad married his high school girlfriend when he was 47. It’s never too late!!
ed4su14
[neutral]
The what now?
ed3u5xj
[curiosity]
the longest week (2014) I don’t know if it’s still available but it was pretty good romantic comedy
edg7akf
[approval]
Refreshingly low upvote/downvote ratio.
eelgtcj
[neutral]
So... no nerd here to say the stomach doesn't really do that? Is this Reddit or what?
edi3eu8
[annoyance]
And yet none of ya'll are willing to even let 3rd party candidates in the building. Got to love the hypocrisy
edelqqn
[love]
My house. Excluding that since it was bank money, we plan to pay cash for a kitchen renovation this year that will be about 7k
ede32z9
[neutral]
I would not feed her anything that would cause extra butt wiping. No effing burrito!
edognbq
[caring, disapproval]
Last time i knew stealing posts from other people wasnt a rule
eed98dl
[annoyance]
Nailed it! I'm sorry you've had to deal with it. This whole mess sounds awful.
eeaddpy
[remorse]
[NAME] missed a wide open [NAME] below the rim. Dude needs to pass the ball more.
ed9ooi4
[neutral]
*[NAME] joins you*
ef9ente
[neutral]
fyi, straight men also use dildos. Also, your mom is awesome!
edyeci4
[admiration, neutral]
thank you for the laugh
edweoem
[gratitude]
US is asking to be allowed to do quarterly reviews by a team of US people. CCP has replied that this is unreasonable and humiliating.
eexuojy
[neutral]
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY‽ AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES‽ MARK IT ZERO!
edd51ul
[annoyance]
Sounds awesome!
edrh2ob
[admiration]
> Honestly, I think ANY (maybe not NY) state beats CA when it comes to gun laws. WA is nipping at your heels.
eeidl0f
[neutral]
Then he stabbed like five cops and hid in a haystack
eem6qlk
[fear]
Cholent powered rockets will fly men to the moon'🎶
ed3crx2
[approval, optimism]
Thanks :) I will still do the necklace, but probably just as a surprise gift.
ee4jaxp
[gratitude, surprise]
Do something about what?
ef1kxxx
[curiosity, neutral]
I am practicing an speech for tonight when he drops by to see my dad. I am every level of nervous.
efguwmy
[approval, nervousness]
I’d burn my hand for nothing if it meant keeping my family alive and safe.
edva872
[neutral]
I miss when prequel memes was ironic
ef7nkwn
[disappointment]
Oh trust me, I thought of that - but I felt as though the phallic shape would cheapen the resemblance to feces
ef9ch5y
[realization]
You know it’s really bad when the lashes are bigger than the brows
eds1dcs
[embarrassment, sadness]
He's just a money grabbing midget
ed196k4
[neutral]
Didn’t intend for it to be, just having a bit of fun because the dog was ironically let loose.
eerdz08
[amusement]
I'll be honest - I just want new stories. Not prequels. Doing things in the past are just too limiting with storytelling.
ef12dgc
[approval]
I'm interested, more than I should be.
eelrkir
[excitement]
These aren’t /u/ These are just their nicknames. They’ll know who they are when they read it and that’s what matters.
eeu8yqe
[disapproval]
All I know is everyone is Tuscaloosa considers this season an abysmal failure.
ee8mcst
[approval]
This was my biggest problem. And I'd want a nap too. That's why I have to shower at night.
eeg6rqr
[desire]
Who are real "[NAME]?" Be specific which, denomination is the one true denomination?
efdoxw5
[curiosity]
Large weight fluctuations + a baby have caused my body to look cute in clothes -- Not so cute without them.
ed428pp
[embarrassment]
ah Yuk!
eethuvn
[disgust]
I'll never forget how great [NAME] was that day.
edt16me
[admiration]
*pat pat* they will all be fine
edl0rhj
[caring]
The evergreen looks pretty great, no clue on the price unfortunately.
ef7a0nf
[admiration]
ROOMS TO GO LOUNGE TIME
eeqn255
[neutral]
Ah yes, the standard midwestern transplant rite of passage. “THIS ISNT COLD LOL IM FROM WESHUBEKAUAN MINNESOTA AND YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT COLD IS”
ee1630u
[annoyance, neutral]
Feeling your pain. I was laid off due to our department closing the week after Thanksgiving. Good luck to you. Stay strong.
eff75o5
[caring, sadness]
It's great with Brave
eevi5r7
[admiration]
[NAME], you're annoying. Did [NAME] steal your girl or what? Everytime someone mentions [NAME] on this subreddit, you appear to trash talk him.
edomg6o
[annoyance]
Except [NAME] isn't under our control or capable of having an impact on our team. We traded him. lol
ednn74j
[amusement]
Not to mention the fact, that he's casually smoking a cigarette 3 inches away from an infant.
ed03375
[disapproval]
As a contractor this is a huge nono. If it's not on paper it not on your wall either.
eetiq43
[disapproval]
Don't worry--reminders like this are exactly where grizzled old guys can help out most.
eencxtf
[caring]
I just wished they took [NAME] with them.
edemzl4
[approval]
I would think they probably couldn’t take it if you tried
ef3qle8
[neutral]
Same, I just love games so it helps to calm me down by taking my mind off it.
eewpl8e
[love]
Thank you sound engineer for confirming that LOUD NOISE = FUNNY /s of course... thank you for your service.
effxdsk
[gratitude]
Not sure, what organization? How deep are you certified for? Most shops are PADI, but you can cross over easily.
edl0wca
[confusion]
Thanks 💙 ice skating is also one of my favourite non-food fun things to do 😉
edm6pqn
[gratitude, love]
What do you do for a living?
edc71ct
[neutral]
Yeeeaaaah, move out and keep showing off the clam.
edv9tyb
[caring, neutral]
FUCKACTIVISION THEY RUIN EVERYTHING
ef9ikhk
[anger, disappointment]
If [NAME] ever steps down, it seems like [NAME] would be the perfect replacement.
eeeoqx1
[neutral]
The table actually hit her in the back of the thighs, breaking her fall in the process. She was probably fine long-term
ef75wgr
[neutral]
During your explanation, you didn't make a mention of saying no or trying to stop him. Did you?
ed6i4d0
[confusion, curiosity]
Wow, now I am sad
eehyntr
[sadness]
Feeling the hatred towards that person I get. Actually running them off the road and holding them at gunpoint? No way. No way to justify that.
ed4gym1
[disapproval]