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Ooh! Ooh! I want to lose more than 5-10 vanity pounds! (...wink wink)
edyjkm5
[excitement]
Fair, although you'll get caught pretty easily like that
eesc3qg
[approval, optimism]
To me, the best smell a person can have is just a clean smell.
ee2cxdq
[admiration]
Best comment ever.
edm5v5i
[admiration]
Love this man, take my updoot.
ednbsz1
[love]
love this! makes me want to go hiking at superstition this weekend.
ed41n9q
[excitement, love]
You beat nerfed [NAME]. Sounds like tier lists do matter.
edifobn
[neutral]
Awesome, that's super good news :D
ee5hsq6
[admiration]
Since you called me out for saying that I am defending the attacker, then just point out which sentence I wrote led you to that conclusion.
ed4qfxg
[neutral]
> And I can’t blame you. Whyy? They are beautiful little bugs
ee8vtav
[admiration]
[NAME] I love you but there is a top 15 game on
eeh109f
[love]
I have been to my GP and let college know, I have started some meds but they won't kick in for a while
eeolvja
[neutral]
Funny, but why do I care what his name is?
edgbqah
[amusement, curiosity]
Felt this way ever since he tried to rip [NAME] arm out of its socket.
eferzol
[neutral]
"[NAME] ***WHO***?!!" --Miss [NAME]
ed7v5kh
[neutral]
Well that just sounds delightful. Where was the exchange?
ee30hbo
[admiration, confusion, curiosity]
Yes! Bewildering. Thanks for posting. Really.
edjju80
[gratitude]
I loved [NAME]. He didn't seem evil at all!
ed3fflw
[love]
[NAME] and his supporters are the dumbest humans in the fucking galaxy. They should be locked up for their own safety.
eey2vl0
[anger]
Having sex with a child in the room is often difficult and boring.
ed9r0il
[disgust]
Well one of them is a dirty kimono wearing weirdo
ed18xer
[disgust]
I would like that.
eeaqslo
[approval]
Actually you're a [NAME] if you aren't for exterminating the 'wrong inherently evil and guilty race'.
eetzupy
[annoyance, neutral]
If he's still blaming [NAME] for his issues, the therapist is doing a bad job.
ef49khk
[disapproval, neutral]
Good to know! Very much appreciated ♥
eeawl9p
[admiration, gratitude]
the tears of unfathomable sadness ... mmm yummy!
eebxzsr
[sadness]
Oh ok. I was looking at the wrong subs then. Good to know.
ef53gyx
[realization]
I am so pissed about Oiler hockey right now. Even [NAME] is annoying me and I love [NAME]. Gaaaahhhhhhh
ed4jisg
[annoyance, love]
That's what I was going for, but I felt like replying with /r/woooosh was too much of a cookie cutter response.
ef8s17g
[neutral]
With [NAME] and [NAME] back, and [NAME] waiting in the wings, would you still want an EDGE in round 1?
eecrcld
[neutral]
No no. totally justified
eexmmdc
[approval]
Yeah well first god says it’s an abomination. Also if people find out everyone will hate me and my parents will be extremely angry
eei6rb7
[anger, optimism]
I remember your story. Like you, I'm not as active. And also like you, I try and come back and give folks here hope.
edcxg8l
[desire, optimism]
I shave it. Btw great way to cheer me up saying I look like I'm 45 at 23
edjxoh9
[admiration]
The master will not be pleased.
ed2assg
[neutral]
I'm down for cuddling too uwu ^(especially since cuddling can lead to sucking OwO)
eeb82eh
[neutral]
Lmao the revolution is here haha
ee1ed14
[amusement]
If the alternative to you being single is with this guy, stay single.
ef6njbc
[neutral]
I wouldn't say everyone's fanatical about not paying tax it just sometimes throws you off if you don't remember about it.
ed20lng
[neutral]
I got that reference
ed73okq
[neutral]
I can't stop trying to parse it. Lick (my) azz; lick Ms. [NAME]) azz; Chevy('s) lick azz.
ee0n3t1
[neutral]
Thanks for answering instead of "but hillary".
ef982y2
[gratitude]
You mean I shouldn't be doing treating it that way now?
edtosu3
[curiosity]
It's a strange decision that they scheduled this to conflict with the NFL playoffs in the United States.
eejkfse
[confusion]
omg this sport is so insane and I love it
eevg9qk
[love]
I like [NAME], not so much
edxlvek
[love]
People do realize that getting an ad declined for the Super Bowl is an actual advertising strategy, right?
eep8qpu
[neutral]
Get her professional help.
edl5j82
[neutral]
. . . Wait a fucking second
edv2ae3
[anger, annoyance]
This is the guy to talk to! Draftbuffs amazing and getting better constantly.
ef75xoy
[admiration, approval]
Right - and if we rewind 14/15 years to when this started we get Reform Party, universal healthcare, [NAME] as a runningmate [NAME].
eeljm3p
[neutral]
You think the game is unfixably bad but since you paid $20 you think it is worth your time to follow the community?
edm874m
[neutral]
No, you won the 23rd.
ed66ci6
[disapproval]
I am really disappointed in everyone today. Not a single murmur was mentioned. People only murmur in [NAME] world.
ee7cnea
[disappointment]
The definition is simple: relationship -> sex friendship (not f+) -> no sex
eehetjj
[neutral]
That's what everyone says but they are ugly. I want a Diavel, m109, or a Vrod.
ee12ert
[disapproval]
[NAME] nutmegger is taking the first shot!
edbxlkq
[neutral]
Maybe? Must’ve been one intense game of [NAME]. ‍♀️
eeavjww
[curiosity, realization]
Sounds like my SIL with me/hubby. But she's a bitch and we never liked her anyways, so neither of us really care lol.
ee16es8
[annoyance, disgust]
It's some freaky stuff for sure!! How legitimate do you speculate the experiments are?
edq9m0n
[curiosity]
I want to learn this, but booze seems to make me even more silent.
ednxehp
[desire]
I'm pretty sure most "pick up" artists in Asia pay the girls.
eddyp9k
[approval]
I love how happy he looks while listening to tool.
eeznly8
[love]
What are public sector wages like in the Nordics? Genuinely don't have the foggiest.
ed6hv8t
[neutral]
That explains it. Who was it?
ed9eo5z
[neutral]
I won’t but if I tell him to have a threesome didn’t I open the door for him to cheat
edg8tu9
[neutral]
Ok her siblings. She lacks humility? No you are talking about [NAME] ever since she hatched dragons.
efgeorq
[neutral]
except for the implication that white colonialism saved the native population from barbarism
eeyft16
[neutral]
I definitely wouldn’t do a role change at the tournament but definitely when they get home. I should’ve clarified that sry.
eeaqhve
[realization]
> the adventure starts in the year 776 Fuck, wait, really?
eetk2u6
[curiosity]
It fucking better have draft assets
efgywd3
[approval]
As much as he's a bit of a nutter, he does keep his word as far as I can tell.
ee7rdru
[neutral]
What's that thing you have pointed at your head, selloboy? Gun, forest, gun!
eem53g8
[confusion]
Yea it's pretty fantastic. I got lucky that despite being fairly TBM she enjoys passionate, frequent sex.
ef128dp
[admiration, excitement]
They would definitely prefer that to the current situation
ee2js1g
[neutral]
Do I make you ornery, baby? Do I?! Ok.. Yeah, I probably do now..
eewc8v1
[approval]
Why irritated? I’m sure you said lots of nice stuff about [NAME] at the time.
edl478f
[annoyance]
As a Dolphins fan this hurts me
ee5ue95
[disappointment, sadness]
My favorite calm BGs are [NAME] and [NAME] :)
ed2ek7q
[love]
Love you too
ee3ymm7
[love]
I didn't turn the sounds on because I'm in bed and it LOOKS nasally
ed77vm8
[disapproval]
It’s never funny if you explain the joke smh
efelhpx
[amusement]
If we were in the same city we could've hung out. Happy new year to you. You're not alone in being alone.
eczy9s2
[caring]
Surely anyone can submit an application for a writ of habeas corpus?
eeor81i
[approval]
I can try. That sounds interesting. Its hard for me to not be interrupted at my house too. But ill definitely try.
edoleff
[approval]
The final boss must be a girl who doesn't want to be his queen
ee0a9ir
[neutral]
She might die before then, risky move either way.
edtwf9w
[neutral]
I wish [NAME] nothing but the best. I certainly won't ever forget his passion for the Mets.
eeqar4c
[neutral]
Another bad essay by me, sorry for butchering anarchism, anti-ableism and anti-psychiatry but I hope I got the point across :p
ee8dwt8
[embarrassment, sadness]
And you act like [RELIGION] wasn’t used to fuel slavery and control slaves go off tho...
edz12qs
[neutral]
Enjoyphoenix couple of products are different than Desi’s box but it’s still existing products.
ed3qhk4
[realization]
That book is awesome
eeo2l60
[excitement]
Well I guess Blazers lose cause they're down? :(
eda3v3h
[neutral]
> Update they would've never been arrested or charged if they weren't black. Epitome of the disgusting systemic racism in this country #UBERPOOLtoPrisonPipeline
ee8i3pn
[neutral]
I'm 25 and I still don't have a license. I'm terrified of driving and get anxiety every time I'm behind the wheel.
edx9tm0
[fear, nervousness]
The gospel ruth
eczpt9l
[neutral]
I'm not lol I haven't touched ranked yet Edit: I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or what but I'm not
ed40gpc
[confusion]
I was reading up on that, sounds like the long-term success rate is similar too.
efa0fan
[neutral]
Why you mad bro
edecc4o
[curiosity]
Oh my [NAME]...
ef4hyg5
[surprise]