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that would’ve tasted a lot better
ee1a6la
[realization]
Oh wow, hate that.
eez4zo1
[anger, annoyance]
Glad your nights going well guys
ef8v00z
[joy]
What about a meet tomorow night (saturday night jan 12th) its supposed to be nice, just let me know and ill swing on by. 👍
edvd9rx
[joy]
Every time, lots of people overwhelm me. I have light sensitivity to florescents so that doesn't help.
edxcvu6
[disappointment]
I work at a salon and we have a "no kids unless it's their appointment" rule. It's amazing.
edga80z
[admiration]
I think I found the rom somewhere, now I just gotta set it up. I hope I can manage to do that.
ednb2pc
[optimism]
Oh I know. [RELIGION] is the most severe form of brainwashing on the planet. There’s absolutely nothing like it. It blows my mind.
ed5mggz
[surprise]
Fag breaks and a boozer within falling distance is a must.
edwbczd
[neutral]
Awesome! Thanks! I'll start the process tomorrow!
edczuim
[admiration, desire, gratitude]
He is too quiet in games too often. Not to good at mid and deep catches
ee9djg0
[neutral]
Wow, thanks so much for me to own tool that I can speak and understand Japanese fluently enough.
ef4d9tk
[gratitude]
I don't see any shoes on his feet after he lands. Kid is fucking dead.
ee7ixkc
[grief]
False. Leftists do not believe in private property so paying rent is offensive to them
eewmm96
[neutral]
What's the song name?
eenhyje
[curiosity]
“Fall in love with at least one physical, one artistic, and one intellectual pursuit” — This is great advice! Thank you 😊
ef5trpf
[admiration, approval, gratitude]
It pains me to see [NAME] used in this abhorrent meme
ef36co6
[sadness]
We've always been at war with Eurasia what are you talking about?
edos8ct
[curiosity]
When I was maybe 8 I discovered that I liked hot dog buns with just ketchup. I shortly discovered what heartburn was.
efb9v9d
[realization]
Except they fucking awarded it a prize first. It went through vetting, beat the other applicants, won, then was removed as not being correct?
edyecd4
[annoyance, confusion]
Because there's such a thing as "too good to be true" and some people are still skeptical of that.
edw65t1
[neutral]
GIVE ME OTHER PEOPLES MONEY!!!!!
eeo7498
[anger]
Kernel Seasons bruh
eeuhf0l
[neutral]
Simple lies. Easy lies immoral lies making money. Good life!
eenyux5
[annoyance, approval]
Dude nsfw this damn
eedj75i
[anger]
I think they meant r/socialism_101 (needs an underscore). r/communism101 is also a good one.
eewho7b
[neutral]
*Hey just noticed..* it's your **1st Cakeday** Spottedgriffin! ^(hug)
efgm2no
[realization]
I'm so afraid to weigh myself. I'm gonna have to do it soon though 😭
ed3towk
[fear]
Her hair has looked it’s best since around 2015ish. I love the dark hair on her with the subtle pops of color.
edlstuc
[admiration, love]
Amazing shitpost.
ed6kk1f
[admiration, approval]
Oh there's still bugs? Weird
ee9no6c
[disgust]
My cousin is coming back as interim exec chef this week until we get a new chef. If you are my cousin the answer is NO!
eeu4hgf
[annoyance, disapproval]
Maybe the solution for global warming is not hitting the most vulnerable ones, but aiming for measures that reduce the impact of the big polluters
ef4jae8
[neutral]
I’ll let you believe that for now. You’ll see what I mean in 3-5 years Have a nice night stranger
ef8fm30
[neutral]
Gotta love that bison
ef97j55
[love]
Have you pulled an updated Batch Guidance sheet? If your tossing a lot of coffee out, it sounds like you might be brewing too much.
edlk5b6
[neutral]
What the hell are you talking about?
ef6jtjd
[anger]
Don't feel guilty. If you don't leave it will be continuing the cycle of abuse for your children.
ed62w4n
[approval, caring]
But those are typically quieter and then I won’t need them 🙃 are we done
ee4irq0
[disapproval]
Malhama Tactical has been exposed as a sham FYI
ef4g3yz
[neutral]
If your host stand has a register that isn’t locked securely you have bigger problems than this lady I think
ee678x6
[neutral]
He might have disobeyed orders and taken big risks, but [NAME] knows despite that, that he would be good leader. Thought this was obvious. Edit: word
edtok0v
[neutral]
They’re grossed out that these two are blatantly grinding outside of a bar/club environment.
ed1611v
[neutral]
You could wish for it to cure stupidity atleast. Obviously it doesnt.
eekugy0
[desire]
Thanks! I was probably going to look in the Midwest
eeewl0q
[gratitude]
Electrical malfunction... suddenly exposed.
eex3wu4
[neutral]
That logic doesn't work. Porn stars make movies knowing they are going to be seen, but it is still objectification.
edv2vbm
[disapproval]
Seems like it was supposed to be funny.
edimrwg
[amusement]
Great trade for us but we're losing some forward depth in [NAME]. Tbh though I would be willing to take the risk.
efe9oq2
[admiration]
Is it Amazon brand? Genuine question as I didnt even know those existed
edt494w
[curiosity]
“You”. Netflix. Thank me later. Hang in there <3
edfx4l5
[gratitude]
Anyone can edit those pages, so I wouldn't get too excited by that yet (but I hope it's true).
edstdgl
[optimism]
Mental games. Take a (mental) shot everytime the teacher mispronounces a word,or messes up grammatically
edpy5vx
[anger]
But... I really like taking a time for myself
ef6cyzp
[neutral]
According to imām [NAME], zanadiqa should be killed with no opportunity to repent.
ef1kss3
[neutral]
Oh, [NAME]. Oh, oh, oh, [NAME].
edv30r5
[neutral]
Your girlfriend is cruel and emotionally manipulative. Get the hell out and don’t let anyone else treat you like a dirty little secret again.
ednhb8p
[anger, caring, disapproval]
Getting some sick high school nostalgia from this shot. Thanks for that man!
ed7oh4f
[gratitude]
[NAME] damn it
eeo6qq3
[anger]
So she's basically repeating everything they paid CTR to say back during the primaries.
ef28rme
[neutral]
Imagine if we were that team that was just 1 piece away instead of the team that is 14. 😭
ef6c3zs
[neutral]
You guys are a problem.
eezwth9
[annoyance]
Thanks. I needed this reminder today.
eea69xu
[gratitude]
You think people want to marry me. Joke's on you homes.
eejxciz
[amusement]
I'm three months old and I love Queen and Metallica, not the crap my generstion listens too.
ee6tkfw
[love]
Give it time people will figure out the truth if you engage with her then that gives her what she wants. She will definitely use that against you.
edlqwtw
[caring]
One of my coworkers made the wait list. Great guy, but yeah, it is a rich getting richer situation.
edv67uw
[admiration]
what are the grey states
eel6lr1
[confusion]
Wow.
eegqte6
[surprise]
Then it would have been removed. Don't assume my thoughts. I cringed. I posted.
efdl5zj
[annoyance]
Your life must be miserable. That's sad somehow
ed452gx
[sadness]
Time to let the justice system run its course.
eeu0vsl
[approval]
I think some people don't understand that they don't do him any favor by putting too high expectations on him.
ef6ywfh
[neutral]
What's your complaint?
eeqd2xd
[curiosity]
She was literally the worst manager I’ve ever worked for
edzdc1f
[disgust, neutral]
> Just name one review bombing that had no basis to its cause, i dare you. That was pretty damn easy.
efg0kiy
[neutral]
[NAME]. I still want her to come back to be a [NAME] ally and fight with [NAME].
ed68c2a
[neutral]
Thanks for clarifying, was definitely originally taught wrong then. 🙃
edxhuz1
[gratitude]
From what I remember of the episode they actually kicked people out of their homes by having them condemned. Many residents didn't receive any kind of compensation.
efduocw
[neutral]
Am I the only one who can't get the sound to work?
edwnpw4
[curiosity]
Will do tonight!
edd7pbk
[approval]
Lol you know what makes me happy? All of your guys negativity. Keep it up everyone :) it just makes me happier
edl5s2l
[amusement]
Oh look another stupid comment, original but not unexpected.
edyyag7
[annoyance]
Yeah, local subs are always like this massive turf war between various astroturf factions. It's kind of bizarre.
eesumfa
[neutral]
Maybe you should try watching it before commenting on it, otherwise your just posting from a position of ignorance.
ee7g9qi
[disapproval]
I’ve had a hard time finding stuff in the area, occasionally Construction Junction will have a decent old handsaw or two...
edqjwbn
[sadness]
Honestly could be faster to just install ublock real quick.
eezro69
[neutral]
Kids in Africa could have eaten those cigarettes.. :( Kidding. Good for you man. Congrats!
ef8sgfz
[amusement]
HE SAID YOUR FLY IS UNDONE
eenbcy1
[neutral]
as an underweight couch potato I don’t relate to any of them.
eek4nif
[neutral]
Surprised he's in. Imagined he was concussed. He was on another planet for a bit.
ed0wlth
[surprise]
Yep first to go crying to the government but happy to bully single mums on the benefit
eekv48h
[joy]
His mom was a handsome woman!
eeeob2p
[admiration]
Millennials are from 1981-1995. 1983 falls in that range.
efcfb1t
[approval]
As a painter in a body shop, this pains me to watch.
ee4m6zi
[neutral]
Oh no, the horror. Look, a pause! Let's start CPR! Those nurses, probably
ef785vb
[fear]
This is exactly what I told him. I went the fuck off. Lol
edi67a6
[amusement]
out of everyone why AC?
ed10ntc
[curiosity]
Or he just tired of her and this cute chick just slid into the DM just in time
edhihv7
[neutral]
for full video
edvqpif
[neutral]