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Having a kid create so much of responsibilities.
edzakos
[neutral]
Being a complete idiot and blocking a road in front of a bar. Which is where most cops tend to hang out trolling for DUIs at 2 am.
eef0m3b
[disapproval]
Why the fuck do people have these conversations in public
edzktok
[anger, annoyance]
I heard [NAME] has a new puppy named One-Bridge-Havin
edoh1jy
[neutral]
Those hurt people who are genuinely harmed and need to be made whole through litigation.
edijum7
[neutral]
??? Like a duck on a June bug?
ee6fw3v
[curiosity]
I agree it was just funny with the timing. I'm guessing you don't usually order AT the gym. :)
edzrvbc
[amusement, approval]
No thanks, I would prefer to not get infested with malware.
eetlbli
[disapproval]
Now, this is epic!
eeip23k
[neutral]
I agree with the concealer part for the cut crease but that's it.
eeshw8b
[approval]
Lol he did didn't he. Sounds like a race to the bottom.. filled with cockends
edhjjsv
[amusement]
I thought [NAME] trained her after the boxing was over?
eem00q7
[confusion]
Nice of you to have some social awareness. I’m sure he appreciates that.
edzhvdj
[admiration]
Very sure they are metal.
eepcgph
[approval]
What a bullet, and what a sequence for [NAME]
edy0i0x
[admiration]
Did you have to make this picture yourself because it’s just wonderful
eehnomu
[admiration]
This has the makings of a great painting.
ef4man4
[admiration]
U will hate it shortly
ee7cwup
[anger]
My toddler calls it gorilla cheese, and beats his chest like a gorilla when asking for it, lol
eff2dk8
[amusement]
Ahh giving cc when no one asked for how nice of you.. /s
ef8mgi8
[admiration]
As a former [NAME], I apologize. That’s tough
edwl3i2
[sadness]
Lmao I wonder how much effort it takes to reread 2 lines that she deemed too straining. What an era to live in...
ee82653
[amusement]
Hmmm, mildly interesting :)
ee3h6wr
[curiosity]
I'm thinking I'd be wondering how I got my hands on a time machine.
eczegcw
[surprise]
Thanks dude, speaking of the Sahara thay is how dry our texting has gotten. Any tips to spark it back up?
ee7qee7
[gratitude]
Love it. More power to you!
edu9jnn
[love]
Had a stroke reading these.
eessfbc
[surprise]
The beautiful moment when Fridays and Sundays are your set days off and you have the PTO to cover Saturday 👍🏻
effh2aq
[admiration, approval]
You guys look so amazing, even the pipe is making a jealous look... or maybe i'm just going blind from the cuteness.
eei4dkx
[admiration]
The fact you can remember the games he blew shows how great he was and how few and far between they were.
eermkqo
[admiration]
Surprised there isn’t more of this lol
ee02k2l
[surprise]
Fuck the people that couldn't make rent, pay bills or medical costs because of the shutdown, right?
ef0te62
[anger]
mmm, yum... ALRIGHT GIMME
ef91hia
[neutral]
It's one of these situations where I'm happy that I'm not enough of a gimp to understand
ed30q3l
[joy]
It's great! And it's his own choice, you don't force him.
edsnzm6
[admiration]
It's okay; his father's a lawyer. They're going to own that batting cage in three months. DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?!
eeop5w3
[neutral]
I have never seen a curly haired cat! TIL
eeqwirs
[neutral]
i thought the comment i replied too was still talking about the OP's vid. [NAME] should have been my clue. my bad.
edjmslj
[neutral]
Just because you stopped to let me cross doesn't mean the other 3 lanes of cars did.
ee3wic3
[annoyance, neutral]
ITT: r/politics learns what a marginal tax rate is... and now they are experts.
eebqiek
[neutral]
Thank you. You too.
edkifrm
[gratitude]
I mean... this is some shit right here
eeicxm3
[disgust, neutral]
now youre literally just spouting talking points. its almost like youre just here to promote a political party.
edj6i2v
[neutral]
Not possible? Not that I’ve heard of at least.
ee4q64p
[confusion]
So, so many hugs and high fives! You are an awesome momma.
ee2stiq
[admiration, joy]
This seems like a massive cope. But do whatever makes you happy.
eezze21
[approval]
We have had luck with a ok to wake clock for quiet time! May be worth a shot.
ee8fx0q
[optimism]
yeah, thanks
eelh2u4
[gratitude]
Haha, willing to sacrifice eternal paradise for a taco. I'd make that trade, straight across..at least the taco is real ='D
editsmi
[amusement, approval, optimism]
You're ugly
edq7teg
[disapproval, disgust]
I literally teared up reading this. That poor, poor guy. He has a great attitude, but that's heartbreaking.
efcknur
[admiration, sadness]
Security camera on the floor? Nah.
ef9vmgq
[neutral]
You are all a bunch of losers. Nuclear weapons will accomplish this faster and more efficiently than any other means.
edu2hgk
[neutral]
Struck a nerve I see. Press X to doubt
edk0qre
[neutral]
i hate that it's over an interstate bridge so people traveling from the west from other states have to look at it edit* because it's fucking corny
eetqysc
[anger]
Damn, I didn't know that you used to mod there.
eevuskc
[surprise]
Don’t dm girls you don’t know. Get on tinder or something like that.
eezepb5
[neutral]
I don’t think [NAME] is going anywhere until [NAME] retires.
eczbrwg
[neutral]
I thought oh boy, I probably use everything on this list. Turns out, nothing. Fuck Nestle.
ed2z82h
[neutral]
Oh for fuck sake. Things were going so well on the coaching front. This dude is nothing but a suck up
eep5329
[annoyance]
I want [NAME] to come back and do [NAME]
eeq2ajr
[desire]
Don't worry. I took one for the team and checked. Yes it's real.
ed7pdud
[approval]
I always say thank [NAME] we can’t comprehend it!!
eemg227
[gratitude]
The smell of pipes and cigars reminds me of my grandpa.
eeeif15
[realization]
Yes it happened around 2 years ago. I live in Damascus.
edloxo6
[neutral]
[NAME] fast asleep is adorable. I love how the two blonde girls are asleep and with drool.
edobqlo
[love]
My worst fear when I finally get over someone Those damn what ifs
ef5zl3r
[fear]
Access should be hindered it's getting destroyed.
ediy7lp
[annoyance]
Oh [NAME] I needed that laugh
eee12gb
[desire]
[NAME]: I want to be where the people are... I want to see, want to see 'em dancing...
ef2953x
[neutral]
That's how I feel every time someone wants me to hold their baby.
ee04pk4
[neutral]
He's great in Silicon Valley too!
eehhrjj
[admiration]
AOC used the exact version that [NAME] had been pushing for years. So it's no surprise that its nuclear-phobic.
ee1gp80
[neutral]
Not one single figure anywhere to be seen. Reminds me of auld Soviet propaganda. "The harvest is up" "People happier than ever"
edp6qsw
[joy]
THEY CALLED ME M I S T E R A S S
eefm5ry
[neutral]
The move takes a lot of concentration, hence the blank stare of total focus. Ultra instinct
ef0rogo
[neutral]
She does have a great ass I’ve always thought so
edusy6a
[admiration]
I found [NAME]!! That took me way too long to spot the watermark lol. Good eye!!
efbmxcf
[amusement, joy]
Hugs to you It will get better
ee31g5l
[caring]
I have no shame to say I know the dances and most of the live shows. SHE IS MY QUEEN
ef6jjm1
[admiration]
THE ONLY RUMOR I'VE EVER HEARD IS WHETHER OR NOT THE SEARCH FUNCTION EXISTS. SPOILER ALERT: IT DOES.
eczx6ys
[approval]
Can't fire everyone if everyone is on strike.
eed6n0q
[disapproval]
Practice your speech before hand. In your head and in the physical world. Then keep doing it until it no longer scares you.
eemt3od
[caring]
Sure, let's kill a guy with a buck on his horse because that's how it was in the old west. Smh
edgxomn
[approval]
[NAME] looks like she is satisfied with the lesson she taught her son
ee5kjwi
[neutral]
My selfless boi
ef4cna8
[neutral]
Yeah lol like I'm cool with signing/drafting DL but pls not in the first like 3 rounds lol, much less at 2.
eesghki
[amusement, relief]
She got the death penalty...? fck me.
edm3wkk
[anger]
Wait so his eyes don't work? Then how does he put his penis in your vagina?
eer1e52
[confusion]
Cut the guy off and gave him a yes-no question. Which he exasperatedly answered. This is not the way to listen.
ef7duxy
[disapproval, neutral]
It's the same with librarians. Out someplace, see someone with a confused look, and that autopilot kicks in.
ed0phh5
[approval, neutral]
The absolute worst!
eddbxp3
[disgust]
Those refs were terrible, god damn. GG Buckeyes, it was much closer than the score suggests.
eetak09
[fear]
Born and raised on Long Island, kidnapped by my wife now living in Cleveland, Ohio.
eduw1s2
[neutral]
That's definitely way over the top. He's not anywhere near that bad.
edhhgs0
[neutral]
Ah the classic "I don't deserve you" argument.
edh84wb
[annoyance]
shhhh before you make the neocons angry
eecoemf
[neutral]
That will never not be true though
ee9gv2t
[neutral]
Takedown's not a terrible pick on Nuxia though, so that's something.
efb3743
[neutral]
See lots of empty seats for what espn hypes as a “rivalry game”
efb7r9n
[neutral]