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Having a kid create so much of responsibilities. | edzakos | [neutral] |
Being a complete idiot and blocking a road in front of a bar. Which is where most cops tend to hang out trolling for DUIs at 2 am. | eef0m3b | [disapproval] |
Why the fuck do people have these conversations in public | edzktok | [anger, annoyance] |
I heard [NAME] has a new puppy named One-Bridge-Havin | edoh1jy | [neutral] |
Those hurt people who are genuinely harmed and need to be made whole through litigation. | edijum7 | [neutral] |
??? Like a duck on a June bug? | ee6fw3v | [curiosity] |
I agree it was just funny with the timing. I'm guessing you don't usually order AT the gym. :) | edzrvbc | [amusement, approval] |
No thanks, I would prefer to not get infested with malware. | eetlbli | [disapproval] |
Now, this is epic! | eeip23k | [neutral] |
I agree with the concealer part for the cut crease but that's it. | eeshw8b | [approval] |
Lol he did didn't he. Sounds like a race to the bottom.. filled with cockends | edhjjsv | [amusement] |
I thought [NAME] trained her after the boxing was over? | eem00q7 | [confusion] |
Nice of you to have some social awareness. I’m sure he appreciates that. | edzhvdj | [admiration] |
Very sure they are metal. | eepcgph | [approval] |
What a bullet, and what a sequence for [NAME] | edy0i0x | [admiration] |
Did you have to make this picture yourself because it’s just wonderful | eehnomu | [admiration] |
This has the makings of a great painting. | ef4man4 | [admiration] |
U will hate it shortly | ee7cwup | [anger] |
My toddler calls it gorilla cheese, and beats his chest like a gorilla when asking for it, lol | eff2dk8 | [amusement] |
Ahh giving cc when no one asked for how nice of you.. /s | ef8mgi8 | [admiration] |
As a former [NAME], I apologize. That’s tough | edwl3i2 | [sadness] |
Lmao I wonder how much effort it takes to reread 2 lines that she deemed too straining. What an era to live in... | ee82653 | [amusement] |
Hmmm, mildly interesting :) | ee3h6wr | [curiosity] |
I'm thinking I'd be wondering how I got my hands on a time machine. | eczegcw | [surprise] |
Thanks dude, speaking of the Sahara thay is how dry our texting has gotten. Any tips to spark it back up? | ee7qee7 | [gratitude] |
Love it. More power to you! | edu9jnn | [love] |
Had a stroke reading these. | eessfbc | [surprise] |
The beautiful moment when Fridays and Sundays are your set days off and you have the PTO to cover Saturday 👍🏻 | effh2aq | [admiration, approval] |
You guys look so amazing, even the pipe is making a jealous look... or maybe i'm just going blind from the cuteness. | eei4dkx | [admiration] |
The fact you can remember the games he blew shows how great he was and how few and far between they were. | eermkqo | [admiration] |
Surprised there isn’t more of this lol | ee02k2l | [surprise] |
Fuck the people that couldn't make rent, pay bills or medical costs because of the shutdown, right? | ef0te62 | [anger] |
mmm, yum... ALRIGHT GIMME | ef91hia | [neutral] |
It's one of these situations where I'm happy that I'm not enough of a gimp to understand | ed30q3l | [joy] |
It's great! And it's his own choice, you don't force him. | edsnzm6 | [admiration] |
It's okay; his father's a lawyer. They're going to own that batting cage in three months. DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?! | eeop5w3 | [neutral] |
I have never seen a curly haired cat! TIL | eeqwirs | [neutral] |
i thought the comment i replied too was still talking about the OP's vid. [NAME] should have been my clue. my bad. | edjmslj | [neutral] |
Just because you stopped to let me cross doesn't mean the other 3 lanes of cars did. | ee3wic3 | [annoyance, neutral] |
ITT: r/politics learns what a marginal tax rate is... and now they are experts. | eebqiek | [neutral] |
Thank you. You too. | edkifrm | [gratitude] |
I mean... this is some shit right here | eeicxm3 | [disgust, neutral] |
now youre literally just spouting talking points. its almost like youre just here to promote a political party. | edj6i2v | [neutral] |
Not possible? Not that I’ve heard of at least. | ee4q64p | [confusion] |
So, so many hugs and high fives! You are an awesome momma. | ee2stiq | [admiration, joy] |
This seems like a massive cope. But do whatever makes you happy. | eezze21 | [approval] |
We have had luck with a ok to wake clock for quiet time! May be worth a shot. | ee8fx0q | [optimism] |
yeah, thanks | eelh2u4 | [gratitude] |
Haha, willing to sacrifice eternal paradise for a taco. I'd make that trade, straight across..at least the taco is real ='D | editsmi | [amusement, approval, optimism] |
You're ugly | edq7teg | [disapproval, disgust] |
I literally teared up reading this. That poor, poor guy. He has a great attitude, but that's heartbreaking. | efcknur | [admiration, sadness] |
Security camera on the floor? Nah. | ef9vmgq | [neutral] |
You are all a bunch of losers. Nuclear weapons will accomplish this faster and more efficiently than any other means. | edu2hgk | [neutral] |
Struck a nerve I see. Press X to doubt | edk0qre | [neutral] |
i hate that it's over an interstate bridge so people traveling from the west from other states have to look at it edit* because it's fucking corny | eetqysc | [anger] |
Damn, I didn't know that you used to mod there. | eevuskc | [surprise] |
Don’t dm girls you don’t know. Get on tinder or something like that. | eezepb5 | [neutral] |
I don’t think [NAME] is going anywhere until [NAME] retires. | eczbrwg | [neutral] |
I thought oh boy, I probably use everything on this list. Turns out, nothing. Fuck Nestle. | ed2z82h | [neutral] |
Oh for fuck sake. Things were going so well on the coaching front. This dude is nothing but a suck up | eep5329 | [annoyance] |
I want [NAME] to come back and do [NAME] | eeq2ajr | [desire] |
Don't worry. I took one for the team and checked. Yes it's real. | ed7pdud | [approval] |
I always say thank [NAME] we can’t comprehend it!! | eemg227 | [gratitude] |
The smell of pipes and cigars reminds me of my grandpa. | eeeif15 | [realization] |
Yes it happened around 2 years ago. I live in Damascus. | edloxo6 | [neutral] |
[NAME] fast asleep is adorable. I love how the two blonde girls are asleep and with drool. | edobqlo | [love] |
My worst fear when I finally get over someone Those damn what ifs | ef5zl3r | [fear] |
Access should be hindered it's getting destroyed. | ediy7lp | [annoyance] |
Oh [NAME] I needed that laugh | eee12gb | [desire] |
[NAME]: I want to be where the people are... I want to see, want to see 'em dancing... | ef2953x | [neutral] |
That's how I feel every time someone wants me to hold their baby. | ee04pk4 | [neutral] |
He's great in Silicon Valley too! | eehhrjj | [admiration] |
AOC used the exact version that [NAME] had been pushing for years. So it's no surprise that its nuclear-phobic. | ee1gp80 | [neutral] |
Not one single figure anywhere to be seen. Reminds me of auld Soviet propaganda. "The harvest is up" "People happier than ever" | edp6qsw | [joy] |
THEY CALLED ME M I S T E R A S S | eefm5ry | [neutral] |
The move takes a lot of concentration, hence the blank stare of total focus. Ultra instinct | ef0rogo | [neutral] |
She does have a great ass I’ve always thought so | edusy6a | [admiration] |
I found [NAME]!! That took me way too long to spot the watermark lol. Good eye!! | efbmxcf | [amusement, joy] |
Hugs to you It will get better | ee31g5l | [caring] |
I have no shame to say I know the dances and most of the live shows. SHE IS MY QUEEN | ef6jjm1 | [admiration] |
THE ONLY RUMOR I'VE EVER HEARD IS WHETHER OR NOT THE SEARCH FUNCTION EXISTS. SPOILER ALERT: IT DOES. | eczx6ys | [approval] |
Can't fire everyone if everyone is on strike. | eed6n0q | [disapproval] |
Practice your speech before hand. In your head and in the physical world. Then keep doing it until it no longer scares you. | eemt3od | [caring] |
Sure, let's kill a guy with a buck on his horse because that's how it was in the old west. Smh | edgxomn | [approval] |
[NAME] looks like she is satisfied with the lesson she taught her son | ee5kjwi | [neutral] |
My selfless boi | ef4cna8 | [neutral] |
Yeah lol like I'm cool with signing/drafting DL but pls not in the first like 3 rounds lol, much less at 2. | eesghki | [amusement, relief] |
She got the death penalty...? fck me. | edm3wkk | [anger] |
Wait so his eyes don't work? Then how does he put his penis in your vagina? | eer1e52 | [confusion] |
Cut the guy off and gave him a yes-no question. Which he exasperatedly answered. This is not the way to listen. | ef7duxy | [disapproval, neutral] |
It's the same with librarians. Out someplace, see someone with a confused look, and that autopilot kicks in. | ed0phh5 | [approval, neutral] |
The absolute worst! | eddbxp3 | [disgust] |
Those refs were terrible, god damn. GG Buckeyes, it was much closer than the score suggests. | eetak09 | [fear] |
Born and raised on Long Island, kidnapped by my wife now living in Cleveland, Ohio. | eduw1s2 | [neutral] |
That's definitely way over the top. He's not anywhere near that bad. | edhhgs0 | [neutral] |
Ah the classic "I don't deserve you" argument. | edh84wb | [annoyance] |
shhhh before you make the neocons angry | eecoemf | [neutral] |
That will never not be true though | ee9gv2t | [neutral] |
Takedown's not a terrible pick on Nuxia though, so that's something. | efb3743 | [neutral] |
See lots of empty seats for what espn hypes as a “rivalry game” | efb7r9n | [neutral] |
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