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Oh, you sweet summer angel.
ef1lqh1
[neutral]
If your 2 year old son is consciously and deliberately manipulating you then you should take him to get his IQ checked.
eeeu114
[neutral]
Immaturity at its finest
edqo5hs
[neutral]
The village elders have not given a shit about the children for awhile now.
eez9g38
[annoyance]
This sounds like prime /nononoyes material. Glad the cardiac issue your mom has were detected now and not later.
ed1dxa6
[gratitude]
Nothing seems to intrigue or satisfy me only drugs and thats sad.
edvdslq
[fear, nervousness]
It's all out of love... We promise.
eeti827
[love]
Tbh I love [NAME] but for [NAME] id be willing to see him go. [NAME] gives [NAME] the best chance he'll ever have of competing.
ef70a2v
[neutral]
Me too, except there’s no hookup. (I’m so lonely)
edyh8s2
[sadness, neutral]
[NAME] was right! Best lipsync so far! That should be a double shantay and holy crap I think [NAME] may have just become my favorite queen!
eeemwnr
[excitement]
Or they saved their mom from a lifetime of fixing him... 🤕
edht34p
[neutral]
The article was about LEGAL delivery, you big dummy. I too love when people without knowledge of a situation respond like they know what’s what.
eeul28b
[annoyance]
Its like the other 3 teams are moving the [NAME] cube until it matches and they can be affective against the Patriots. Still not quite there
edwuup9
[neutral]
McRibs are back on the menu but not in the Washington DC metro area.
edjes33
[neutral]
Over under pistons score 87.5
edri2b5
[neutral]
interesting, I'd like to see more about this (when available of course)
edlbnid
[excitement]
What's it matter?!?!
eetr7ub
[curiosity]
the scarf look cumbersome and heavy for her frame.
ee3o0b0
[neutral]
I don’t need my readers to see that isis flag hun
ef0zd97
[neutral]
no, educate yourself like an anarchist.
edzj1g6
[disapproval]
You’re right :(
eesdd0k
[approval]
I'm not white.
eerphdk
[disapproval, neutral]
Still extremely impressive.
eebwict
[admiration]
That's quite an arrangement
eep6eff
[neutral]
Honestly- live your life as a person who can love what others hate- because that’s just a little more joy in your life versus their hate.
edfob24
[joy]
So pretty! Great piping!
edkol6r
[admiration]
Is it something you run into commonly with older adults? Sounds like in some ways it may make your job easier. Thanks for your work!
eescjbx
[gratitude]
He most likely saw you and just didn’t care. Sadly.
edar45c
[sadness]
Extremely relatable.
ef57e4e
[approval]
It's weird that actual socialists will say that politics has moved far to the right.
edhivur
[disapproval, disgust]
ah, [NAME] I love this boy
edbselr
[love]
Society has once again falsely made men look cold and emotionless. You're normal.
eej03pc
[annoyance]
Your driving makes me sick [NAME]
edjuh5b
[annoyance]
(i'm tickled to see the tag Kalamity catching on around here)
eeznkcf
[neutral]
Aw no. Don't tell me you are out of epic quips to rek the trumpist incel fascist nazi?
eedz2qq
[disapproval]
That's hilarious, and a much better way to play doctor than some of the kids I've heard of! :)
edcqldi
[amusement]
On being 3x over the speed limit while under the influence, that alone makes him very guilty of something wrong. Thanks for the additional information.
eescgj7
[gratitude]
He looks 5
ee6p0og
[neutral]
Don't know why anyone would need more explanation than this video
eeq34ij
[annoyance, disapproval]
Oh my *FUCKING* **GOD**!!
edtwzpb
[surprise]
what a psycho
eekk826
[annoyance]
Why “cover the name” if you can literally see it right after lol
edcu084
[amusement]
Always wanted to try [NAME], I'll add her to my list.
ee67ej2
[desire]
My dads dislocated his twice. If it happens once, the knee is sometimes weakened which means it can happen again easily.
eed4uwf
[optimism]
"stupid millennials ruining ruining our cursive writing industries for us millennials"
edyxzaa
[neutral]
Because learning another language is cultural appropriation. This people are pathetic.
effjyf5
[sadness]
In both points and fouls Edit: [NAME], looks like he didn't pick up that foul. Good news!
edwkwli
[admiration]
This may be one of those 'pick your battles' situations. Him not paying tithing is HUGE. I would take that as a massive victory.
ee3sny4
[neutral]
lmao dana just like "i fucking hate my nephew"
eeiayw5
[amusement, anger]
He is and will be irrelevant. No worries.
ef8kuhi
[approval, optimism]
Welcome back, [NAME]
edy10i8
[joy]
[NAME] doesn't believe in tipping.
eeub2eq
[neutral]
Nice work gang!
edoum70
[admiration]
Me, for example. I am very very happy.
eeynw0r
[joy]
I like how old it is, like a vintage wine. Classssssy and aged to perfection.
efdixh0
[love]
If we didn’t throw out offers after [NAME] himself has been all over it. Then lynch needs to get checked.
ed10e5o
[neutral]
Well that took a turn real quick!
eety43r
[approval]
You don't immediately have to start talking about the issue, you can just talk about something else first to get to know the person.
eevd07u
[neutral]
Thankfully I had supportive and patient friends, lol.
ee2j2w2
[amusement, gratitude]
These posts must make people want to be security guards.
ee2z5to
[optimism]
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Literally like an hour.
eeta9rp
[neutral]
You had good heals.
edjsfl4
[admiration]
I’ll read that, thanks!
ee92rzs
[gratitude]
Taking a float plane is such a amazing experience - highly recommend!
edzypwe
[excitement]
Not at all
ed1tckf
[neutral]
No, you want *humanity* to do its thing by contacting these people and killing them. Hence you want them to die.
eeyt726
[neutral]
Look up normal in a dictionary and stop being offended over a word like the speech police.
eexys59
[neutral]
[NAME] get better overtime. [NAME] would wreck [NAME].
eebnw5k
[neutral]
The ideal is not to have hope but to act like you do. But if you must chose, pick the former.
eda19fj
[neutral]
It’s pretty clear UBI is not going to actually Make the character interesting. We should stop deluding ourselves.
eev9bzt
[annoyance, realization]
I AM CERTAIN THIS IMAGE HAS FULLY ACTIVATED MY EXCITEMENT.EXE. bad bot.
ed79wg9
[approval, excitement]
Great Expectations!
edxciwr
[admiration]
*[NAME] jumps out of window
edmfb5v
[neutral]
I rate [NAME] highly, so this is good news.
edo80g5
[joy]
I just noped out and came here for the highlights.
eduoppq
[neutral]
If you weren't connected at the head you'd be okay, until the other head started to decompose. You'd probably die of septic shock
eeus4al
[neutral]
what a beta!
ee3n735
[neutral]
I like all Star Trek. I hope they end up switching directions now and make new movies that are more about exploration.
edp7b8t
[desire, love]
30% of the country are insane.
ee7hwdb
[annoyance, disappointment]
I love that logic "I don't like it so it must not exist."
ee7o42o
[love]
I actually should do that.....
edgbsvr
[approval]
Ruff day at the arffice?
effi5u0
[neutral]
Which one had to shower outside with the hose... [NAME]? That one was so sad to me
ee2a560
[sadness]
Sorry I kind of took it like you were flexing on my or my opponents skill or something lmao
eelhhzc
[amusement, remorse]
Happy cake day man
eepc091
[joy]
So do you think the court ruling to release the money to them is fake or something?
edu8v0c
[curiosity]
Its almost like climate change makes hot places hotter and cold places colder. Jeez, who could have predicted that.
eetdvu9
[neutral]
Japan edging out Canada? WTF? There's some bullshit going on there, man. And what rocketed Switzerland from obscurity to the top of the mountain in 2017?
ees328i
[curiosity]
I actually want to die rn. I don't want to watch the SB but I know I'm going to.
eelf9bs
[sadness]
Thanks! Here's hoping silly comic book shows don't trigger you in 2019!
ed1aaig
[gratitude]
Thank you for your reply. It gives me hope, and I will your previous post in a bit.
eepr8wm
[gratitude, optimism]
Not really, I like staying at home. When I go out for food I'm in and out of the store as quickly as possible.
ediv55r
[neutral]
This is great in contrast to the [NAME] and [NAME] drama
edkds4x
[admiration]
Since our newest addition to this holiday I've included a new, fun tradition where you hide a yellow toupee inside of the president's tree.
edte9lz
[excitement]
What a turnaround.
efbh146
[surprise]
He also voted to repeal net neutrality in the FCC. Grade A flipflopping shitbird.
edoyoqy
[neutral]
poor [NAME] is in jail now for assassination.
edq3d91
[sadness]
2nd Intermission question: whose football team is in the playoffs Rn? How about them Seattle Seahawks!!
ed22kqf
[neutral]
My childhood horse died due to twisted intestines. Very traumatizing, since he crawled over and put his head in my lap at the end.
efe7q93
[sadness]
I'm sorry you poop your pants every time someone mixes those words up.
ee626xi
[sadness]