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How to pretend to be the woman who had her face ripped off by Travis the chimp | eewnri9 | [confusion] |
To check if someone was home? Someone answers the door, he just plays dumb and asks for directions or something. | eepap5a | [neutral] |
oh my [NAME] easily one of the worst sounds aaahhhhhh | ee4j4gh | [surprise] |
Hope this scenario changes for the better. Else non affiliated scholars might overtake the academia in ushering real breakthroughs that would change the game. | ee06cp6 | [optimism] |
I guess the answer is pretty obvious too lol. It would be silly if you posted “[NAME] too...” the bucs? | ee77v99 | [amusement] |
These look fantastic. Please go and work for the Suns, they need you more than they know. | eeojs7e | [admiration] |
those pictures of [NAME] are real, he's on Crashing and the way he looked in the premiere was just awful. | eeupzsu | [disgust] |
i see it in a different way, but i understand why you see it like that | ef13x5s | [approval] |
4Chan's ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to 4Chan. | efbi796 | [curiosity, desire] |
Um....Yes? I would love it if everyone didn't believe in [NAME]. | eeumqwe | [curiosity] |
The math so far appears to indicate something more damning. The question I'm curious about is whether the information will come out before summer. | edy5pfy | [curiosity] |
Are you interested in hearing from men and women? | ef6ly3v | [curiosity, neutral] |
Celes represent well her talent tho | eeho6w6 | [admiration] |
So sorry about your loss. It's so heart wrenching xoxox | edlomck | [grief, remorse] |
Don’t you guys want to get off with me? | eemqa1r | [neutral] |
Let's get petty! Love it | eeejnff | [admiration, love] |
This was insane. I knew [NAME] was legit when he swung at a pitch while being intentionally walked and almost hit it out. | eej6j6y | [surprise] |
But it does? Admittedly it does take a couple days and a few friendly reminders | edfp9wo | [curiosity] |
So even confronted with overwhelming evidence, you doubled down? My man | eel2a1m | [neutral] |
Yeah, fuck you for enjoying music! I'd love to see your collection. | ef47nlb | [love] |
[NAME] sued by floss kid /s | ed00jnw | [neutral] |
I sit on one of my legs. I always have my other leg weirdly sticking out. Like I’m trying to crouch, but failing. | ednzonf | [disappointment] |
Relevant: | eeizfn4 | [neutral] |
I guess her Bad breath turned him off | edlula0 | [neutral] |
It wasnt a terrible idea until [NAME] got injured and [NAME] got complacent | eehvvh4 | [disappointment] |
Thanks, I think you're right. | edn5gap | [gratitude] |
Vamos [NAME], keep fighting! | ee409lw | [annoyance] |
Washington Justice! | eeajj81 | [neutral] |
Stay busy with good things, hang in there. Just take it 24 hours at a time. You got this, | ee4nyhn | [caring] |
oh wow never heard of that in my life sorry | ed5bsdm | [remorse] |
that speaks to my soul on a real level. | ee66s62 | [approval] |
unplanned pregnancy != rape Not commenting on the beings involved in the story up above, but seriously those two things are not equivalent | ef4t9qg | [disapproval] |
You know, unless you die. | eczd0d6 | [neutral] |
Oohhh so you go to school on a military base? Is your mom or dad in the military or both? | eeu8ne4 | [curiosity, surprise] |
Huh, I wonder why the NFL doesn't have the umpire line up there anymore? | edkuvkg | [confusion] |
Good for #70 to console the poor guy | edhjzs4 | [admiration, caring] |
80% of the country is putting their faith in a man who doesn’t even have personal awareness of where he is. | eeol1i7 | [annoyance, disappointment, disapproval] |
I'm as big a packers fan as the next guy, but that car is ugly lol | eesiv1o | [amusement] |
Crackly bois. | edy0w6h | [neutral] |
Thanks for pointing them out, it's hard to see through my tears 😢 | edqxzpp | [gratitude] |
I have a shirt with a picture that is very similar to this | edpmrtw | [realization] |
She actually did | eeviytg | [neutral] |
Points. I envy your luck! My matches generally range from 10k-29k :/ | ef68ii6 | [desire] |
There’s a weird [NAME] version of this where the person falls and finds [NAME] | ed1ph6f | [disgust] |
Hell yea brother, Charlotsvile car attacker did nothing wrong Lets see how quick they scream hate speech | edoha39 | [annoyance] |
"[NAME] has been consistently good against okc" big faxxx [NAME] | eduxauh | [neutral] |
That won't happen though. If the pick is that high, we own it! | edv4sz7 | [approval, excitement] |
You don't know the lawyers I know and the judges I know. Law depends entirely on who you talk to. | edzpet0 | [neutral] |
Diesel engines don't need an ignition system or spark plugs and are easier to waterproof. | ee2sj6l | [neutral] |
It’s my ringtone :) | ed7tyya | [neutral] |
Don’t worry about it I meant what I said thank you really | edwk0oj | [gratitude] |
Sort of like a window? | eexh4xb | [confusion, curiosity] |
FUCK YOU | edlun51 | [neutral] |
The monster! | ee3y7yr | [anger, neutral] |
Life is nothing but a hell filled with torment, misery and loss. | eee9l7r | [disappointment] |
I’d think it would be well seasoned. Others prefer adding black pepper too. | eee872p | [neutral] |
Removed for violating Submission Rule #1 OP, I think you will have better luck in /r/relationships or /r/relationship_advice | ed37s14 | [optimism] |
It is designed that way, but curiously, some of the color options are not worn | edqa3qc | [curiosity] |
This shit had me howling, which I can't say happens too often. Didn't expect to see comedic gold in that sub. | edv423d | [anger] |
Yeah take it slow..I mean you waited 7 years you can wait a bit. Hope it will turn out good for you guys | ef8n1xa | [optimism] |
Holy shit, your therapist just (inadvertently) explained SO MUCH in my life, internet stranger. | ee8eaek | [neutral] |
They're there if scroll far enough back (unless, of course, he deleted old stuff) | eethh0x | [neutral] |
I need a thick 10 inches too, thank you. | ed1vkyu | [desire, gratitude] |
Two questions: do we still get a lip sync next week with [NAME] and [NAME] next week? do they do anything week 6? | edavbm5 | [confusion, curiosity] |
Power trip blindness is scary; how someone can't see the obvious aftermath of acting like this with their employees? | ef3gg6j | [confusion, fear] |
We have freeish speech. If you can be prosecuted for something you say then you can't in any way that we have free speech. | ef9pqgb | [disapproval, neutral] |
This sub needs a damn support group for people that were personally victimized by [NAME] | edntdh4 | [neutral] |
seemed so anti [NAME] / classless, especially as [NAME] has kept his mouth shut. | edhit18 | [annoyance] |
Of course man, I really appreciate this. But it's okay, I can just message you through here. It's fine:) | eenqp48 | [gratitude] |
This is a great photoshop! On a related note... retire [NAME] Number and Maybe [NAME] number..... oh and also fire Garpax | eeqng0m | [admiration] |
That's literally impossible. | edsoyjt | [disapproval] |
sad knight noises... | ee66sji | [neutral] |
Lmao "guys I was *coerced* into sending her a picture of my junk". That just sounds dumb as hell | edeql27 | [disgust] |
I like your attitude :) yeah, you're awesome! | edcbf01 | [admiration, approval] |
I don't understand how her hair is 'too light' or how that effects the concealer. | eexkfku | [confusion] |
Ice Cream or Tacos for me. Or the best of both worlds.... a ChocoTaco! | edjeyox | [joy, neutral] |
You are not to be truffled with!!! Good luck to you!! | edpv3t9 | [caring] |
The guy who tells people to shut up | ef6w6om | [neutral] |
Well then I feel sorry for men for being such incontrolable sexual beasts I guess. My original answer was sincere, I can't speak for others though. | ed51srg | [annoyance, remorse] |
[NAME], your uncle is not the hero you think he is. | efbg66b | [disapproval] |
I didn't say that or imply it, nice try. | eekfzmk | [neutral] |
Nicknames like that get me all hot and bothered. | eev0x8l | [annoyance] |
Read in the news yesterday that 3.6 million have lost their insurance since the rump took office. I wonder how many of them died because of it? | ef9fc4b | [surprise] |
What a great comeback win! I think that [NAME] goal gave the boys the confidence they needed for the 3rd! | edy8tq5 | [admiration] |
Despite the certainty of some, we do not know. But we do know [NAME] is loving and merciful, and we hope for the salvation of all. | ee6se9q | [love, optimism] |
Let's be honest here if [NAME] played last night the Canucks win. This defense is a major concern and needs a complete overhaul this offseason. | eead763 | [approval, neutral] |
“That’s not my [NAME]” [NAME] | effb4h4 | [neutral] |
I thought you only get to be a wizard after you're 30yo and still virgin | ee841vn | [surprise] |
Its cool, looks like it has a dish drying place built in too | ef2n7sd | [admiration] |
She looks like [NAME] as a baby but still as an old man at the same time | edr1xdc | [neutral] |
Oh no, I'm getting flashbacks | eeh2g3j | [surprise] |
That is amazing! Congratulations! Such a great news! | ed906jd | [admiration, gratitude] |
I'm not trying to intimidate you, just saying that what you are doing is wrong and illegal, and you should stop doing it. | ed68nnt | [caring, disapproval] |
Damn that is impressive. Can we draft an entire o-line from them? | ed64rqg | [admiration] |
Holy shit they’re already in the bonus | edf50hl | [neutral] |
To be fair, expecting sex twice a day, every day is a little ridiculous. | ee8kgeq | [annoyance, desire] |
Like protesting for higher minimum wages and better benefits for worker? Yeah, we protest for the opposite in Canada. | edq5qlc | [curiosity] |
Happy? Not really, but glad we can come to a conclusion to my offhand semi in jest reply. | eds14n4 | [curiosity, joy] |
Good luck tomorrow! I had to go back last Wednesday. The only silver lining was that it was a short week. | edg68dw | [optimism] |
I made it! My DH went to bed at 10:00, so I kissed my dog at midnight. Happy New Year!! | ed0iucb | [excitement] |
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