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How to pretend to be the woman who had her face ripped off by Travis the chimp
eewnri9
[confusion]
To check if someone was home? Someone answers the door, he just plays dumb and asks for directions or something.
eepap5a
[neutral]
oh my [NAME] easily one of the worst sounds aaahhhhhh
ee4j4gh
[surprise]
Hope this scenario changes for the better. Else non affiliated scholars might overtake the academia in ushering real breakthroughs that would change the game.
ee06cp6
[optimism]
I guess the answer is pretty obvious too lol. It would be silly if you posted “[NAME] too...” the bucs?
ee77v99
[amusement]
These look fantastic. Please go and work for the Suns, they need you more than they know.
eeojs7e
[admiration]
those pictures of [NAME] are real, he's on Crashing and the way he looked in the premiere was just awful.
eeupzsu
[disgust]
i see it in a different way, but i understand why you see it like that
ef13x5s
[approval]
4Chan's ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to 4Chan.
efbi796
[curiosity, desire]
Um....Yes? I would love it if everyone didn't believe in [NAME].
eeumqwe
[curiosity]
The math so far appears to indicate something more damning. The question I'm curious about is whether the information will come out before summer.
edy5pfy
[curiosity]
Are you interested in hearing from men and women?
ef6ly3v
[curiosity, neutral]
Celes represent well her talent tho
eeho6w6
[admiration]
So sorry about your loss. It's so heart wrenching xoxox
edlomck
[grief, remorse]
Don’t you guys want to get off with me?
eemqa1r
[neutral]
Let's get petty! Love it
eeejnff
[admiration, love]
This was insane. I knew [NAME] was legit when he swung at a pitch while being intentionally walked and almost hit it out.
eej6j6y
[surprise]
But it does? Admittedly it does take a couple days and a few friendly reminders
edfp9wo
[curiosity]
So even confronted with overwhelming evidence, you doubled down? My man
eel2a1m
[neutral]
Yeah, fuck you for enjoying music! I'd love to see your collection.
ef47nlb
[love]
[NAME] sued by floss kid /s
ed00jnw
[neutral]
I sit on one of my legs. I always have my other leg weirdly sticking out. Like I’m trying to crouch, but failing.
ednzonf
[disappointment]
Relevant:
eeizfn4
[neutral]
I guess her Bad breath turned him off
edlula0
[neutral]
It wasnt a terrible idea until [NAME] got injured and [NAME] got complacent
eehvvh4
[disappointment]
Thanks, I think you're right.
edn5gap
[gratitude]
Vamos [NAME], keep fighting!
ee409lw
[annoyance]
Washington Justice!
eeajj81
[neutral]
Stay busy with good things, hang in there. Just take it 24 hours at a time. You got this,
ee4nyhn
[caring]
oh wow never heard of that in my life sorry
ed5bsdm
[remorse]
that speaks to my soul on a real level.
ee66s62
[approval]
unplanned pregnancy != rape Not commenting on the beings involved in the story up above, but seriously those two things are not equivalent
ef4t9qg
[disapproval]
You know, unless you die.
eczd0d6
[neutral]
Oohhh so you go to school on a military base? Is your mom or dad in the military or both?
eeu8ne4
[curiosity, surprise]
Huh, I wonder why the NFL doesn't have the umpire line up there anymore?
edkuvkg
[confusion]
Good for #70 to console the poor guy
edhjzs4
[admiration, caring]
80% of the country is putting their faith in a man who doesn’t even have personal awareness of where he is.
eeol1i7
[annoyance, disappointment, disapproval]
I'm as big a packers fan as the next guy, but that car is ugly lol
eesiv1o
[amusement]
Crackly bois.
edy0w6h
[neutral]
Thanks for pointing them out, it's hard to see through my tears 😢
edqxzpp
[gratitude]
I have a shirt with a picture that is very similar to this
edpmrtw
[realization]
She actually did
eeviytg
[neutral]
Points. I envy your luck! My matches generally range from 10k-29k :/
ef68ii6
[desire]
There’s a weird [NAME] version of this where the person falls and finds [NAME]
ed1ph6f
[disgust]
Hell yea brother, Charlotsvile car attacker did nothing wrong Lets see how quick they scream hate speech
edoha39
[annoyance]
"[NAME] has been consistently good against okc" big faxxx [NAME]
eduxauh
[neutral]
That won't happen though. If the pick is that high, we own it!
edv4sz7
[approval, excitement]
You don't know the lawyers I know and the judges I know. Law depends entirely on who you talk to.
edzpet0
[neutral]
Diesel engines don't need an ignition system or spark plugs and are easier to waterproof.
ee2sj6l
[neutral]
It’s my ringtone :)
ed7tyya
[neutral]
Don’t worry about it I meant what I said thank you really
edwk0oj
[gratitude]
Sort of like a window?
eexh4xb
[confusion, curiosity]
FUCK YOU
edlun51
[neutral]
The monster!
ee3y7yr
[anger, neutral]
Life is nothing but a hell filled with torment, misery and loss.
eee9l7r
[disappointment]
I’d think it would be well seasoned. Others prefer adding black pepper too.
eee872p
[neutral]
Removed for violating Submission Rule #1 OP, I think you will have better luck in /r/relationships or /r/relationship_advice
ed37s14
[optimism]
It is designed that way, but curiously, some of the color options are not worn
edqa3qc
[curiosity]
This shit had me howling, which I can't say happens too often. Didn't expect to see comedic gold in that sub.
edv423d
[anger]
Yeah take it slow..I mean you waited 7 years you can wait a bit. Hope it will turn out good for you guys
ef8n1xa
[optimism]
Holy shit, your therapist just (inadvertently) explained SO MUCH in my life, internet stranger.
ee8eaek
[neutral]
They're there if scroll far enough back (unless, of course, he deleted old stuff)
eethh0x
[neutral]
I need a thick 10 inches too, thank you.
ed1vkyu
[desire, gratitude]
Two questions: do we still get a lip sync next week with [NAME] and [NAME] next week? do they do anything week 6?
edavbm5
[confusion, curiosity]
Power trip blindness is scary; how someone can't see the obvious aftermath of acting like this with their employees?
ef3gg6j
[confusion, fear]
We have freeish speech. If you can be prosecuted for something you say then you can't in any way that we have free speech.
ef9pqgb
[disapproval, neutral]
This sub needs a damn support group for people that were personally victimized by [NAME]
edntdh4
[neutral]
seemed so anti [NAME] / classless, especially as [NAME] has kept his mouth shut.
edhit18
[annoyance]
Of course man, I really appreciate this. But it's okay, I can just message you through here. It's fine:)
eenqp48
[gratitude]
This is a great photoshop! On a related note... retire [NAME] Number and Maybe [NAME] number..... oh and also fire Garpax
eeqng0m
[admiration]
That's literally impossible.
edsoyjt
[disapproval]
sad knight noises...
ee66sji
[neutral]
Lmao "guys I was *coerced* into sending her a picture of my junk". That just sounds dumb as hell
edeql27
[disgust]
I like your attitude :) yeah, you're awesome!
edcbf01
[admiration, approval]
I don't understand how her hair is 'too light' or how that effects the concealer.
eexkfku
[confusion]
Ice Cream or Tacos for me. Or the best of both worlds.... a ChocoTaco!
edjeyox
[joy, neutral]
You are not to be truffled with!!! Good luck to you!!
edpv3t9
[caring]
The guy who tells people to shut up
ef6w6om
[neutral]
Well then I feel sorry for men for being such incontrolable sexual beasts I guess. My original answer was sincere, I can't speak for others though.
ed51srg
[annoyance, remorse]
[NAME], your uncle is not the hero you think he is.
efbg66b
[disapproval]
I didn't say that or imply it, nice try.
eekfzmk
[neutral]
Nicknames like that get me all hot and bothered.
eev0x8l
[annoyance]
Read in the news yesterday that 3.6 million have lost their insurance since the rump took office. I wonder how many of them died because of it?
ef9fc4b
[surprise]
What a great comeback win! I think that [NAME] goal gave the boys the confidence they needed for the 3rd!
edy8tq5
[admiration]
Despite the certainty of some, we do not know. But we do know [NAME] is loving and merciful, and we hope for the salvation of all.
ee6se9q
[love, optimism]
Let's be honest here if [NAME] played last night the Canucks win. This defense is a major concern and needs a complete overhaul this offseason.
eead763
[approval, neutral]
“That’s not my [NAME]” [NAME]
effb4h4
[neutral]
I thought you only get to be a wizard after you're 30yo and still virgin
ee841vn
[surprise]
Its cool, looks like it has a dish drying place built in too
ef2n7sd
[admiration]
She looks like [NAME] as a baby but still as an old man at the same time
edr1xdc
[neutral]
Oh no, I'm getting flashbacks
eeh2g3j
[surprise]
That is amazing! Congratulations! Such a great news!
ed906jd
[admiration, gratitude]
I'm not trying to intimidate you, just saying that what you are doing is wrong and illegal, and you should stop doing it.
ed68nnt
[caring, disapproval]
Damn that is impressive. Can we draft an entire o-line from them?
ed64rqg
[admiration]
Holy shit they’re already in the bonus
edf50hl
[neutral]
To be fair, expecting sex twice a day, every day is a little ridiculous.
ee8kgeq
[annoyance, desire]
Like protesting for higher minimum wages and better benefits for worker? Yeah, we protest for the opposite in Canada.
edq5qlc
[curiosity]
Happy? Not really, but glad we can come to a conclusion to my offhand semi in jest reply.
eds14n4
[curiosity, joy]
Good luck tomorrow! I had to go back last Wednesday. The only silver lining was that it was a short week.
edg68dw
[optimism]
I made it! My DH went to bed at 10:00, so I kissed my dog at midnight. Happy New Year!!
ed0iucb
[excitement]