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Iโ€™ve had the impossible burger. I was actually amazed. Thorough review here looking forward to trying the beyond burger
eenomc1
[excitement]
Why is it embarrassing?
ee6043y
[curiosity]
If 23andme and facebook team up, you get a sample and find hee facebook user with the matching sample!
ee24c0t
[neutral]
No scratch. Weird. It's almost like she just popped her pimples and smeared the blood. ๐Ÿค”
edy4tu7
[neutral]
Some are still thinking what's going on๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
eej0avw
[confusion]
my gawd! This is adorable!
eeuex9l
[amusement]
He thought that was a good idea...
efb0nil
[neutral]
Finally, a real "murderedbywords" than the constant string of silly roasts.
edgw7ht
[neutral]
I was surprised the general public hadn't already heard of them tbh. They have been around for quiet sometime.
ef6e8gu
[surprise]
and it's way better than the shit websites do now.
eenj9ty
[neutral]
Is that [NAME]?
eeqto8f
[neutral]
but it sure looks good
edoc7m8
[admiration]
They are always a fun time.
edubpay
[amusement]
ive been looking at buying this exact knife for like 6 months.. how is it?
eewsxew
[curiosity]
I hope you're ok, I feel this post :( big hugs from me
efc6ekt
[caring, sadness]
yeah while i cant even leave the house without being an anxious mess, let alone interact with anyone...
ed51g7g
[neutral]
You cared enough to come on your alt to comment AGAIN. But you forgot to switch to the alt. Claiming you don't care is nothing special.
ed1b32h
[neutral]
Imagine the jockey explaining that to his boss and then cranking the legs to raise it while everyone looks on :)
ed3erhr
[amusement]
while i'm grinding my pitchfork tines... can i get a source on that?
eduq6fj
[neutral]
No no this is true. A very redeeming quality. Them [NAME] like their water crisp and cold.
ed6unxk
[approval]
Really? Everything seems pretty in order to me
edl0rkd
[admiration, curiosity]
Thanks for the kindness; itโ€™s all good enough- Iโ€™m hoping to move out later this year
editybe
[gratitude]
Seriously. "Haha british people pronounce something funny" "Yeah well your children are murdered in violent attacks and your healthcare system puts millions in crippling debt"
ed8jnsn
[amusement]
the sky would officially be falling if they changed the pistons name
ef61qiw
[neutral]
Idk but try r/bathswithdoors first for advice
ed52wki
[approval, caring]
Create a youtube channel for when you work on cars.
eeflgzk
[caring]
Ok but itโ€™s easy to worry when the legal drinking age in your nation is one of the lowest among first-world countries.
ed270uf
[neutral]
You're welcome! Happy New year!
ed17d0z
[gratitude]
Yeah, they're on whatever the opposite of a roll is today.
eenw80y
[approval]
I hate when I get extremely bored doing something that was once all consuming.
eeptmo5
[anger, annoyance]
Holy fuck that stop, good shit [NAME]
ee5rnpw
[anger]
He hits [NAME] dead on, [NAME] is the one who dodged the one handed spirit bomb
ee639et
[neutral]
I watched a couple Titan games. He used [NAME] and [NAME] very well. That alone gets me excited.
edj0e99
[excitement]
I'll keep an eye out.
ee1r59a
[neutral]
GG Bois 20 more to go until 90 mother of pancakes!
edoq9ki
[neutral]
Youโ€™ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
eeltt2v
[caring, neutral]
[NAME], that fucking sucks.
eefzuzt
[anger]
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you got the wrong [NAME] โ€”
eczpg76
[neutral]
LOL THEY DIED? like if you get reference
edz2qdj
[curiosity, love]
You must have watched a lot of two girls and one cup.
edfd4at
[neutral]
Thank you! I will!
ed47vi9
[gratitude]
It was like fifteen minutes old, I doubt that many individual people cared to click in the first place. Also different account names kept responding.
edcgnfp
[neutral]
This! The [NAME] need to be kicked out!
ee7uk6b
[neutral]
This is the kinda stuff that is cute in romantic comedies. It just depends on how much you like him.
ed4tz6n
[admiration]
It's time to cultivate some mass.
eeyaomy
[optimism]
Who needs Super Bowls?
ed9ka57
[curiosity]
Well RES shows I'm responsible for +113 of that so...you're welcome lol.
eddb7r3
[amusement, neutral]
Anyone remember Space Dandy? It was short and stupid, but the animation was great. Very tounge in cheek.
ee8srla
[admiration, curiosity, realization]
Only Ten more minutes of watching [NAME] drop easy ass throws
ed26pd8
[annoyance, disappointment]
Yeaaahhh... *blushes*
edxhnln
[joy]
Because it was smh lol
efgt3eq
[amusement]
"You're going to get behind our anointed centrist establishment candidate and you're going to LIKE IT!" How did 2016 turn out for you again?
efcr0gc
[optimism]
Whoโ€™s that cutie
ef1imik
[admiration, curiosity]
Damn... thatโ€™s another thing I didnโ€™t even think about it. Probably the biggest reason why people shouldnโ€™t steal food
ee6hipa
[disgust]
What a shit twat
ed1cxzl
[annoyance, disgust]
I haven't seen safes but I have seen arks with a lock and key setup.
efdorrc
[neutral]
I love this. I really want to hug [NAME] now.
edg7yys
[love]
I do that anytime I see something pointy. I'm just like, "I wonder how it would feel to stab my eye with that.
eell9m4
[approval, surprise]
So true, their track record isn't great. Feels like you can only play her in limited ways or die though.
ed2io8u
[approval]
Iโ€™m sorry but [NAME] has better memes
edpt47k
[sadness]
You lost me at dogs.
ee9uzfj
[neutral]
So heโ€™s gonna swear at you in Klingon?
ee9xk8z
[curiosity]
Itโ€™s not even bad
eetkm7i
[approval]
Jordan closed its border long ago. And they shoot at militants trying to cross it. One such incident was all over the news last year.
eedrq18
[neutral]
Hope [NAME] is watching this but he's probably too busy snorting some lines
efbfta7
[optimism]
bite your tongue
eel3yvu
[neutral]
Thanks for clarifying!
eeddh01
[gratitude]
Ok good points but you didn't address the issues faced by [NAME]. So you agree with me that losing as [NAME] shouldn't result in lost elo?
edum01o
[curiosity]
I have a boobs but a penis, itโ€™s quite the embarrassment.
eczunpk
[embarrassment]
Yo I love that game too itโ€™s great
edlextp
[admiration]
I understand that there are issues. However, if someone chose to stay away from Perth due to the violent behaviour then where would they go on holiday?
efbz6o8
[confusion]
old politicians have short memories
edxtlag
[neutral]
Conan has officially moved to number one on the top of his hit list
eeotyho
[neutral]
That's what makes the best reply you could paste the comment at mumble rap and 10 day tho.
eeoo01y
[admiration, approval]
Can we just go down there and propose a bill? Die the constitution not allow that? An if were not allowed doesnt that count as non representation?
eew3ug3
[confusion, curiosity]
Got to study somehow.
edur707
[neutral]
Was totally expecting this to end with "and then the game crashed" lol
eegs9rd
[amusement]
D'OH! Right in front of my face and I missed it
edkwgf6
[disappointment]
i want my nuggs mom!
eewmnzl
[desire]
I did this for Christmas to coming home. Somewhere in Illinois I said to myself "fuck this Im flying next time and renting a car."
ee0wczu
[realization]
OMG she's BYEsexual. Sorry I had to.
ef34tza
[gratitude, surprise]
Clearly not Cubs fans.
eev5azd
[disapproval]
Fuck [NAME] for blocking funding for this for years and years. So glad it's being used to help people now
eey17l1
[anger, joy]
>So that was a **fucking** lie. FTFY.
ed5055u
[anger]
Convoys were the safest way to get cargo ships across oceans, so that would be yes.
edwsgzu
[approval]
just speculation at this point but it's not looking good
ef9ypzm
[disapproval]
slander? it's only slander if it's untrue, and all I said was that you don't grasp satire, which is obviously true.
eemcmix
[approval]
Please keep going, this is just making you look worse
edny3g2
[caring]
I hope my advice helps you. It's worth it. :)
edimakz
[optimism]
Idk. She is trying to get a new lawyer because the last one did nothing to help her.
edytfpc
[neutral]
Please wake up
ee5huyd
[neutral]
Are there any Veracruz fans in the sub?
eezj9sq
[curiosity]
Congratulatioins!
edm66kk
[gratitude]
Incels dont get laid regardless of age limits. Sorry dude
eetk7he
[remorse]
Haha i love chinese food
edlrcd0
[love]
I like your rant.
ee9i3wf
[love]
Iโ€™m so sorry for your loss. Itโ€™s the smallest things that take up the biggest part of our hearts.
eczy0ru
[remorse, sadness]
Yep. That's what made me kiss my SO for the first time. Those eyes. I don't think I'll ever forget.
eeejs1q
[neutral]
I genuinely don't think he is. Those features with a friendly smile or a cheeky grin, backed up by a good personality could totally get it.
edi2qqg
[disapproval]
wow, here in Brazil people say the opposite of this phrase, also makes me mad
eekphy7
[surprise]