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Oh look, this entire account was made to link to a store that sells this mug.
eeb90x3
[approval]
And please don’t make the mistake of thinking your mustache will disguise them. Trust me it doesn’t.
edb9lf1
[approval, caring]
Now I'm imagining him responding to your dirty talk with an enthusiastic "yummy!"
edvsicp
[excitement]
it's a joke
edxryio
[amusement]
Just stunning my meats
eevliye
[admiration]
Ours are 30 minutes. Define by contract. Both long enough and not long enough
eemeg25
[neutral]
Thanks for the reply! I appreciate your input. Please keep me in the loop, I’d love to be more active with this if possible.
eekfbsb
[admiration, gratitude, love]
I'm glad that yours is getting slightly better too! Keep on working on it and you'll be a social butterfly someday!
ef49beq
[admiration, caring]
I mean it's just not. A lot of people are just like this.
ef9lvwj
[neutral]
I feel terrible for their daughter. I wouldnt want to grow up in between the middle of that.
efh3pqe
[sadness]
It's the universe trying to kill us with radiation :D
ef0a47q
[disapproval]
Depends, do you become so old and senile that you have dementia can’t walk and shit
eeblutm
[neutral]
She thought the fuel pump was cold and decided to try warming it up. You know, to prevent the gasoline from freezing and causing blockage.
eeel2p2
[neutral]
Is Arges the Bright one available? I see his spawn location is in game now
edqc8g7
[curiosity, neutral]
Out of control by darude. Just get carried away by the sounds man
ef1q97v
[neutral]
Doctors hate him! *Like* if you love **[NAME]**, *Ignore* if you worship the **[NAME]!**
eeojw3z
[neutral]
Then am I correct in assuming that you categorically oppose the ridicule of all public figures in society for the same reason?
ed6nnff
[neutral]
Wouldn't it be great if [NAME] went down with charges?
eeyoqfy
[curiosity]
I saw 25yr old with 3 kids and a house. How do u think I feel. I'm over 30 and still single.
edyqbyd
[disappointment, sadness]
I feel like the last line should be "on your rep of failure" rather than "day".
ed61kqv
[neutral]
Good read man, sounds like a crazy time, its the worst vomiting red in front of ramdom people lmfao 😂
ed04xt0
[admiration, amusement, disgust]
Why would Orlando want [NAME] anyways, this deal isn't real
ee4ywjo
[confusion, curiosity, neutral]
Ooh, and then put bear DNA in the next one! I have a theory I wanna test...
edgi3hx
[neutral]
That is pretty small damage. I wouldn't fix it either.
ed80dw4
[neutral]
I really hope your marriage is healed and can become stronger than ever.
eemyp29
[optimism]
Daddy Patches!
edf9ci3
[neutral]
You become assertive and take back your share of the power and control over your life. Go get No More Mr. Nice Guy.
eei22ry
[neutral]
Listen to it while you're sad
edrjejz
[caring]
That could be the biggest I've seen.
ee41yfq
[neutral]
[NAME] as a coach. That definitely doesn't make me feel old.
edge7gs
[neutral]
Omg lmao 🤣🤣🤣
ef7cgjr
[amusement]
Only the [NAME] do so. The rest of us have been exasperated with him for months, at least.
ee6wqja
[realization, neutral]
We had a baby, it's hard to find the time to take them down.
ee2lqnl
[sadness]
aren't women supposedly great at multitasking?
edrmvy0
[curiosity]
Wow 😮 you really convinced me... like gtfo here
ee67jdw
[surprise]
That’s a fuckin budgie. You gotta be a moron at birds to not know that. That’s like Bird Basics 101.
edcj1kb
[annoyance]
we can only hope
edi490t
[optimism]
It might be the other way around! They seem to have a lot of awkward conversations while eating dinner.
eeptdzi
[annoyance]
I was just thinking how normal his legs and feet look!
eet7krz
[realization]
Seriously. Where I’m from it’s Heinz or excommunication.
efh5ume
[neutral]
I dont understand this personality thing? Most guys aren't that interesting but they will still end up with a girl.
educdu4
[confusion]
Their Core album is. Literally the 1st genre listed on Wikipedia is grunge lol
eey3h7p
[amusement]
i mean I love the smell of race fumes
ee13djb
[love]
Was not expecting that to be a real sub.
eexjyl5
[disapproval]
2009 kpop stays legendary.
edb69p0
[neutral]
Great, so we know the spanish pronounciation is therefore racist and now I'm offended by it.
eewprkh
[disappointment, realization]
same, I didn't want to stress and try the impossible (winning 23 ranked matches in a day... oof)
eczh8ym
[neutral]
Heck, you're one cool dude, guy.
ef0uuld
[admiration]
Thank you! And i understand that one too.
ee1t3d5
[gratitude]
Haha! [NAME] aside, that is *wonderful*!
eedsgvu
[admiration, amusement]
Also, this has been said half a million times but the Oilers were not picking [NAME] with that draft pick even if we didn't trade it away.
eej89tz
[neutral]
You were disappointed in 2014?
ee3hvbc
[curiosity]
[NAME] also slept with his dads mistress, [NAME] is weird
ee2tthj
[disgust]
Welcome back.
edhm2hx
[neutral]
What does Clemson give pride stickers for? Snaps played?
edj0qlw
[neutral]
I haven't confirmed this, but apparently, [NAME] said his trilogy fight with [NAME] sucked because he had an inflamed vagina.
edo0yca
[neutral]
Nope, midwest. I'd bet there are a bunch of shops with the same stuff though. P.S. I love your name!
ed4om9w
[love]
Clean it up
eesvp0i
[neutral]
Apartheid would mean full Israeli control of the west bank and gaza plus revoking voting rights for Israeli [NAME]. Be careful what you wish for.
edaajkb
[neutral]
Thanks, I love it.
edgkwiy
[gratitude, love]
But how does he.....but where will he......can he even........fuck it I’m out
ednaq1t
[confusion]
You didn't like the joke? I thought it was an instant classic.
eeaasbs
[approval]
Because killing people is wrong?
ef70mek
[disapproval]
And *they are the ones* talking about NPCs!
eerznkk
[neutral]
I remember trying to use [NAME] back in the first NFL Street game, literately the only QB shower than [NAME].
ee6xwxt
[neutral]
How long do we have to wait? I might need rehab.
een1tr9
[curiosity]
They also had some kinda lemony dressing on the salad so the bottom of the sandwich was all soggy.
eed8z6q
[neutral]
Of all the injustices in the world!
ef1cn9z
[annoyance]
What is your career field? Maybe you should take a break or something? Beating your head against a wall every day has to be frustrating.
edq8xqv
[curiosity]
*Honorary Packer unlocked*
edgam6y
[neutral]
Up-vote for introducing me to a new subreddit
edable2
[neutral]
It is pretty funny. Our wives cannot stand when we're all together because it's all we talk about lol
eea4fr0
[amusement]
Seen this result coming. Best result for us and rangers unfortunately.
ef0xxj2
[admiration, approval]
Hello. We have removed your comment for shaming. Thanks [NAME]
eeplit0
[gratitude]
Pepsi tastes better in the UK than Coke but US/Canada coke is pure diabetes and Pepsi is disgusting.
ee5ncyq
[disgust]
I think she was trying to demonstrate that such solutions are practical even if politically difficult. But it was a sloppy analogy.
efevd6y
[realization, neutral]
Relevant:
eefyqot
[neutral]
That's the magic of drugs, my friend
ed1elgk
[neutral]
Why the hell do we sit trae in crunch time we probably won't win. Give him the XP. Very frustrating.
ed4eldw
[anger]
They can't they need a morty dumbness shield
ef47y4o
[annoyance, disapproval]
I'm ashamed it took me a while to get it
edmkpld
[embarrassment]
I am friend
eebjc2w
[neutral]
Happy New Year to you, too!
eczyn8v
[joy]
“I use to work here and I remember our policy was this!” Did I nail it?
ede611b
[neutral]
Also not true. Germany had pervasive antisemetism long before [NAME]. Ignoring that error your argument is horrible and you should be ashamed.
ef470b7
[embarrassment]
And we play for 6 dollars, this makes me so angry we need a big ass casino in that game
edmsb0b
[anger]
Haha ok I thought it looked like the vine logo, but assumed I was wrong since it’s been dead a while.
ed72763
[amusement, realization]
It took me a second to distinguish between whether it was [NAME] or [NAME]. I have officially been cursed by this subreddit.
eejxccd
[realization]
Idk if you ask most store managers they will say they started as a cart pusher Probably bullshit but still.....
edsr2ay
[annoyance]
There’s at least a thousand hallways that look exactly like that with people that look exactly like that in America
eeyljne
[neutral]
Mine was apparently [NAME] and the giant peach!
edafy84
[neutral]
It doesn't. It really doesn't. I just had a 2nd one a few weeks ago.
edo64fw
[disapproval]
Fuck that, take some actual gold, bruh.
eddfgot
[neutral]
I BELIEVE! I am sad that likely no one else will see it besides me...
edr2fw0
[sadness]
Steven universe is a kid’s show that is also aimed at adults. A very intense 1 hot episode aired last night and people are excited.
eep1buy
[excitement]
While [NAME] lighter take on [NAME] in Justice League was questionable, I enjoyed him in BvS. Excited to see who takes on the cowl next.
efelkwu
[joy]
Her communications director his now working for [NAME]. Get ready for some more cringe
eeugc5t
[neutral]
Article is good. Not sure how it relates to “carve outs” for law enforcement.
ed1wkw8
[approval, confusion]
I really need to get more sleep.
edkogez
[desire]
That is interesting. Can you site some sources or anything on this matter ? I am genuinely intrigued .
ed92tx2
[curiosity]