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oml I’m so sorry OP for all that
edingoq
[remorse]
For you maybe.
eec1axy
[neutral]
A classic question. He wanted to create to share His love and existence.
edc6vyy
[admiration, neutral]
I think my retinas detached due to the Herculean force of my eye roll. Hail [NAME]!
eeig4r8
[neutral]
Same.. First thought was damn that kids shoes
ef1oguz
[neutral]
I'm crying. Their faces 😂🤣😂
edsgvlg
[amusement, sadness]
i am ive done him 3 times now and i have found multiple people who have the bug.
edmtc7o
[neutral]
I accidentally swiped. I don't have time right now I swiped for ego and got it so I don't actually want to talk to anyone.
ed5uxoi
[anger]
Saints Moderators are busy banning tonight!!
eelagbr
[neutral]
If he was a rap ‘musician ‘ then I’m all in favour.
ee1ijig
[neutral]
I work from home but I still get up early for me time. House is nice and quiet at 6am.
efd63u4
[admiration]
not really. I worked hard to live there, and it was different then. Far cheaper.
eenzm01
[disapproval]
Also r/justnomil holy doodles man they are nutso.
eeryfcw
[neutral]
I'm afraid you're completely correct. Sad, but true.
efgc2ml
[approval, fear, sadness]
Did you see on ig where HER MAN offered a fake [NAME] profile use of his pj 😂😂
edcfgoy
[neutral]
Generally, yes. That doesn’t make being attractive necessary criteria for being successful and it doesn’t detract from any of your positive qualities
edhpsac
[approval]
Now there are two of them!
eernhfh
[neutral]
### A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
edglo8q
[surprise]
I watch it 4-5 times every time it comes up. I think there is something wrong with me...
edci69m
[disappointment, realization]
How embarrassing.
ee2fa7t
[embarrassment]
Enjoying oneself automatically makes an action harmless?
ed1ykey
[curiosity]
Well that’s dumb. The question is about this sub.
edjo50v
[annoyance, disapproval]
Damn. That’s profound. Did you graduate from Harvard?
edz3cr7
[curiosity]
He isn't always. But right now. Shoot the ball whenever you want Young blood. Go head.
ed9q1nk
[approval]
You didn't say they were racist channels
ed2o41j
[annoyance]
She could have handed him her phone and said, "Fine! You try it!"
eemj6dh
[neutral]
i guess you must eat filets and lobster at all your parties haha
ee519v7
[amusement, optimism]
Comic sans to seal the deal. Love it.
eeta802
[love]
I really havent found any of these so far that funny. Although his backflips and other stuff are pretty impressive
edf6q95
[admiration]
which is the very issue because he banned me
ed4g6k5
[annoyance]
RemindMe! 6 years
edkno5b
[excitement, realization]
*various incoherent screaming*
edy19o2
[neutral]
I like [NAME]..
ef8bzlq
[love]
[NAME] plays with [NAME] for 2 minutes and he's already doing outlet passes lmao
edllzis
[neutral]
Not my sub not my problem
efh5jz9
[disapproval]
I met up with a woman who was 49. She reminded me of being old. That isn't attractive. Youth makes you feel alive.
eenu3pu
[annoyance]
[NAME] is still trying to wrap his head around how the Browns got [NAME].
edn40tp
[neutral]
Yea but did u see [NAME] pass to [NAME] miss
ee6258c
[neutral]
It is honestly just garbage, I'm surprised they're allowed to be ads
eeq7f6f
[surprise]
[NAME] got bank...he's paying people to count his cash. He's doing fine
edrz22q
[approval, neutral]
I have no answers for you, but I send you warm enfolding hugs of understanding and light. Peace to you.
efe52gf
[caring]
I mean.....they both seem true to me.......
edd2jzb
[approval]
Or because Utah does.
ed6l6t9
[neutral]
No way, man. We're gonna keep on rockin' forever. Forever. Forever. Forever...
edq7po0
[excitement]
Did you win? We need one positive thing out of this disaster of a Saturday night.
edd2j2o
[curiosity, optimism]
I’m curious as to how many people they’re going to interview for the OC job. Maybe 2-3?
edugkfw
[curiosity]
Hehe if you think Mesmer is slow you haven’t seen anything yet. Chrono and mirage OOF.
edz10a8
[neutral]
Same except I also love the taste and meal options of meat. I could never do the veggie thing.
eekfhtl
[admiration, approval]
It's the first two themes in the themes section lol - what game did you get :)
ee47dou
[amusement, curiosity]
The first comment wasn't but when you not wanted you should just fuck off
ef4ah8s
[anger]
I was getting changed!
eedh0zk
[neutral]
Haha thanks, I'm not cool at all but that comment made my day! Genuinely made me smile. <3
ee88scf
[amusement, gratitude, joy]
That’s exactly how mine is ! Wow that’s sort of funny there is an actual name For it 😳😔
ee2t4ek
[amusement]
Again. Spygate was legal.
eet44bz
[approval]
The soft glam palette from ABH, because almost everyone loves it. And I love it too. I am actually loving it more than my modern renaissance 😊
ee4e2ol
[love]
Tight tight tight
ee0vuca
[neutral]
You poop into my butt, then I poop it back into your butt...
efcj4iy
[neutral]
Everybody is talking about [NAME], but what about that ball control and through ball from his teammate?
edfa00i
[neutral]
Transit Police were obviously too busy checking tickets to prosecute the anti social behaviour.
ee6r8qp
[neutral]
Love this. "Where were we" and "what were we" before birth? It really helps to think this way
edj69un
[admiration]
To give him a chance to play somewhere else. Sounds like a decent move by [NAME].
edcjj76
[admiration]
212/62 actually, lol. Good to know it's a metro-wide issue!
eeppb46
[amusement]
[NAME], we have a guy with a bucket on his head and you have pornstars. I’m glad I live on this side of the Atlantic
eequ77s
[relief]
“[NAME], tell [NAME] what you bought when I sent you to town to get that weird thing.” Me: “Curse you, magic beans!”
ed4qpsq
[neutral]
I'd imagine the confusion would be far greater, especially amongst the [RELIGION] community considering there is no aspect of Ramadan that prevents [NAME] from doing exams.
eedhe5e
[confusion, optimism]
Cold Stone, I would have been in line
edx4rbs
[neutral]
Well it didn’t work that well, I mean... they lost
eeqsb8k
[disappointment]
Thank you OP, I love you (no homo if you’re a male).
ee97uhp
[gratitude, love]
VUC YOU IDIOT!!!!
edxzcn4
[anger]
Thank you for educating me. Lol
edzqocw
[gratitude]
Yeah Q was bad card I was just bloating the pot. I definitely feel this is one of the worst hands I’ve played.
ed5fidl
[disappointment]
People with autism are awesome. Atypical, interesting, passionate, expressive, and awesome.
eff2hwu
[admiration]
Glad you learned from it m8 and hopefully you are doing okay now
eeczu6v
[optimism]
Be careful of drugs like MDMA. Often people regret taking it.
ee45q70
[caring, remorse]
I think the downvotes are coming from Mavs lurkers who are pissed we didn’t give them [NAME] unprotected first
ee5uy57
[neutral]
*hugs my teddy bear and starts crying*
eenri3h
[caring]
Why would you give your credit info to a company who doesn’t do background checks???
efbffp7
[curiosity]
There is this story of a woman who got pregnant from anal due to some rare condition:
eeclapx
[neutral]
Probably from all the teens that get drunk and then start trouble. But because they are dumb teenagers they end up bringing fists to a knife fight..
eenv068
[neutral]
I really don't think healthy people with no other emotional issues regret having their kids.
eenar60
[sadness]
I think the unluckiest... is [NAME]. :(
edhpr03
[sadness]
I fail to see how: capitalists are the ones responsible for going to war and not the government, how wars make money.
ed9wzt0
[neutral]
Oh recently I’ve started working out and concentrating on myself. Has helped improved my mental strength as well as physical. I feel ready for anything.
edwkt3i
[caring]
I take it they want to have sex with 🐇s.
eczlb8r
[desire]
[NAME] sure saved that one from swirling down the toilet. Thank you [NAME].
edryx91
[gratitude]
Shhhh it's ok
ed9iha9
[approval]
El oh el that was fucking funny
edovk43
[amusement]
Haha love it we'll uhm not the penis
ed2ngsa
[amusement, love]
Rewatching the game since I was in transit during the 4th quarter... You weren't kidding. [NAME] was a monster defensively.
eeo9l3b
[neutral]
Oh very cute!
ee0wqbd
[admiration]
We gotta keep our hopes up sometime.
edblxcp
[optimism]
I'm...not going to let him see me cry.
eeljsws
[sadness, neutral]
You're the best kind of person. I hope that you find great family and friends in your mother's family.
eeyryu0
[admiration, desire, optimism]
[NAME], old friend
eecpt0e
[neutral]
He looked pretty into it when talking with [NAME]
eczvy95
[admiration]
Like [NAME] and [NAME]!
ef1nq6q
[neutral]
Who do you have in mind?
eekzzhy
[neutral]
They also think you're a jealous man instead of an honest - though not very nice - woman.
edhmaz4
[neutral]
No clue I’m doing some digging if you find it before me please comment
eeh3f3c
[confusion]
cant wait for their collective breakdown if she goes home
edw9tma
[neutral]