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"While we've decided not to hire you for this postion mr. [NAME], we have an opening at the ticket window"
eda1ry0
[remorse]
Only 2 days ?
ee73k8f
[curiosity, neutral]
Congratulations, go for a beer and watch a Leaf game on Saturday! HNIC.
ed7lzjo
[joy]
Ah, I forgot humor can be objectively measured.
efgi8hp
[realization]
OP likes the “thrill of the chase”, like most of us!
ed8ph2i
[neutral]
The glorious people's republic of Ulster formed from the ashes of carson's arse hairs
eesh8at
[neutral]
Worth a try to report the bus number, the route and the time to PTV to see if he can get them back. Best of luck!
eezk8uu
[caring, optimism]
She's reading Canada's extradition act but not Canada's extradition treaty with the USA. I've had this argument before, it's pointless.
edncftb
[anger, neutral]
I wanted to see him show out over Kemba.
edr4x9q
[desire, neutral]
Trust me, I my self wish it happened before this filming
ee0rp1e
[desire]
Anytime, don't be afraid to reach out if you're feeling down.
edc1f97
[caring]
Calm down. It's a real concept.
ee4197n
[caring]
Not to mention she didn't get her rightful Snatch Game win
eep28pu
[annoyance]
I’m in a similar situation, but mine is my spanish teacher she favorites the boys, and she really just hates me
edv7ouv
[annoyance, approval]
Be happy because I won't be short anymore one day
edjas2q
[joy]
Delightfully devilish, [NAME].
ee4mmi8
[neutral]
I believe they use some tissue from the urethra that creates some small amount of lubrication.
ed9fnvz
[neutral]
Yea the conversation went as expected and now I'm looking for a new job. Thanks to all for the help
eelizvv
[gratitude]
Not seeing why that's depressing.
eeeb9b2
[confusion]
If he's telling the truth, he wont' get fired for this. Because he's too essential.
edbn5zb
[neutral]
Paid $1.66 in Arlington today....love this
ed8xmin
[love]
I cried reading your last posts. I’m so sorry about what happened. I hope you are able to make a change in their system.
eez7nq6
[optimism]
good luck my friend
ef8u7bt
[caring]
I'm floored by their solution for "landing" the drones. It's so brilliant. I love this channel!
eey7ckb
[admiration, love]
At some point you just gotta say, that’s impressive. This isn’t that point.
edg37dc
[confusion]
All the scumbags around everywhere. Sucks that it's so easy to use for a lot of other things.
eetciyi
[neutral]
Don't forget [NAME] being nerfed because she was unfun to play against in QM, then being reworked, then being nerfed again for the same reason.
eetpzfm
[neutral]
I don't remember, it was all very hazy...
efeharq
[disappointment]
Assassins Creed Odyssey is awesome, as well as Shadow of War. Both great adventure games.
eedhkey
[admiration]
Wow can relationships be like this? That's amazing
edpecyu
[admiration, surprise]
[NAME] has been somehow worse than [NAME] so far. Do we have any other subs who couldve played as wingers?
edb3ir2
[curiosity]
a weird way to spell Boys Don’t Turbo Grafx 16
efbtxiv
[disgust]
And she would would enjoy wearing
edz3h0r
[joy]
Maybe he doesn't know the tailgate fell, maybe he forgot he's an idiot.
ef29vs8
[neutral]
Growing up in Chicago this was my life. Pissed he didn’t make it.
ee3oyyx
[annoyance, neutral]
That is so beautiful. It makes my heart hurt that humans can be cruel to animals when they're aware of having so much emotion.
edkya9q
[sadness]
Very well, shutting up now!
edm0gpk
[neutral]
LOL! You're fucked.
eeuxm0t
[amusement]
lmao!!
eczcn1f
[amusement]
[NAME] hasn't been found guilty, YET, but he has killed before and bribes every official he sees
ed4h0am
[neutral]
Is that how it actually works?
eeleuif
[neutral]
Acne scars unfortunately and also out of anxiety I tend to pick at my skin.
edzg5j5
[nervousness]
You are awesome, i envy you
ednky9a
[admiration]
Yay! Mine’s Cymbalta and Lamictal with a dash of Ativan lol
ee2f53w
[amusement]
You're pointing at me You pointed first I'm signaling that's not pointing Stop pointing at me!
edh3tlw
[anger]
Found an Instagram account
eejsrc4
[neutral]
Oh ok, so we're agreeing. I didn't see that last part where you put him at 22. My bad. :-)
ed6jwpf
[approval]
Thanks for the link, my email indeed was breached it says. I’m just not sure what this exactly means.
ee2enwy
[confusion, gratitude]
You've aged horribly'
edtlh85
[fear]
Glad your boss backed you up
ef5gdwr
[joy]
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
ef35wjv
[neutral]
Man if you want some crazy dreams, slap on a few nicotine patches before bed.
effk60a
[neutral]
Tell them I was born autistic.
eepm5cr
[neutral]
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
edgjk3k
[surprise]
Is that Guildford? There always seems to be plenty of zombie-like pedestrians around town!
eeg4ru0
[confusion, surprise]
Oh you just love to see that
ee8rplf
[love]
This is a person who has clearly danced a lot, I wonder what happened
ee9jm1h
[surprise]
You got it, thanks!
eeh6t6x
[approval, gratitude]
What does NGL stand for? Not gonna lie?
edbrsae
[neutral]
This is amazing haha. I think he’s got the type of personality to win too.
edtyqxg
[amusement]
The Internet is a weird place.
ee6guqz
[disgust]
that sounds fun!
edj0aei
[amusement]
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CONGRATS!!!!
ee169pr
[excitement]
Lmao. I still sing fun with the funk sometimes.
eezzv3d
[amusement]
I would make sure I didn’t leave any soda cans anymore so I could have the high ground, and then hide all but one cup lol
eelktz4
[amusement]
Now this REALLY sucks
eeldqa8
[annoyance]
They exclusively post movie links to this sub it's pretty weird.
edweac0
[neutral]
Uh... What's stopping you from just throwing it away?
eduqqv2
[curiosity]
You have just been r/woooshed
edz3jp6
[amusement]
The American way is to show some empathy for others come on dude
ee1vuua
[approval, neutral]
I'd say "[NAME] retire binch", but I'm a little late for that.
ed7f3xa
[neutral]
It's MLK Day so we're offering our best deals on our Ford F250s!
ef4qit1
[neutral]
Aww, look at you still wearing your hospital bracelets even.
ee65em5
[amusement]
i think its cool because its a hybrid that comes in stickshift
efdtnoi
[joy]
Wrong kind of grass seeds?
edaxxw5
[neutral]
Lol the actual state of this Nothing wrong with pointing out [NAME] was a cunt snowflake Suppose it makes a change from your usual woman hating posts
efdlk3r
[amusement]
No they wont
edbcrrb
[neutral]
They might if there was something to eat in the middle :s it's giving me shudders just watching it :S
ef2ml8s
[neutral]
Literally all of them have said and done MUCH worse than anything [NAME] has.
edj7qfc
[disgust]
It's good if you hate workers and love pollution
ed17zbx
[admiration, love]
Character and emotions are not the reigning champion one year earlier...
eedm0d0
[disapproval]
It a scammer not an undercover
edit3ur
[neutral]
“That’s up to you” Clearly it is not up to you, or you wouldn’t have had a flipping miscarriage!
eeyn5n3
[annoyance, disapproval]
I love this! Wish I lived in the city!
edtuhqk
[desire, love]
Delete this. Not relevant.
ed8y6l5
[disapproval]
Happy to hear that :). Where are you from btw?
eea3hfx
[curiosity, excitement]
not funny enough for that
eez3qgq
[neutral]
Oh my bad hahaha
edlcowh
[amusement]
Jobby is a new one for me, is that another way of saying taking a crap?
edgqn60
[confusion]
What do you think women do? I’m quiet as a churchmouse when I mastrubate, too
ee1e4w3
[approval]
Oh wow, that was a serendipitous ending! The weed saved her life.
ed0u4my
[surprise]
Which episode was this?
edafllz
[curiosity]
Not really, they can do what they've been doing and force a no deal brexit pretty soon...
ef09bls
[neutral]
Hahaha this is gold
ef578fh
[amusement]
Believe me if they were there I would go for it.
edppz6y
[neutral]
Every time without fail
ef2krc2
[neutral]
I was inspired by your post to grab a thing of Greek yogurt with pineapple I've got in the fridge. Hell yeah.
edoe3tl
[joy, neutral]
I’m genuinely upset that people missed the sarcasm because your comment is hilarious
edm8tib
[amusement, annoyance]
Memes that were made 2 or more years ago don’t count. They were probably funny back then, just not now.
effz7h6
[amusement]
This is hilarious
edy29o3
[joy]