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"While we've decided not to hire you for this postion mr. [NAME], we have an opening at the ticket window" | eda1ry0 | [remorse] |
Only 2 days ? | ee73k8f | [curiosity, neutral] |
Congratulations, go for a beer and watch a Leaf game on Saturday! HNIC. | ed7lzjo | [joy] |
Ah, I forgot humor can be objectively measured. | efgi8hp | [realization] |
OP likes the “thrill of the chase”, like most of us! | ed8ph2i | [neutral] |
The glorious people's republic of Ulster formed from the ashes of carson's arse hairs | eesh8at | [neutral] |
Worth a try to report the bus number, the route and the time to PTV to see if he can get them back. Best of luck! | eezk8uu | [caring, optimism] |
She's reading Canada's extradition act but not Canada's extradition treaty with the USA. I've had this argument before, it's pointless. | edncftb | [anger, neutral] |
I wanted to see him show out over Kemba. | edr4x9q | [desire, neutral] |
Trust me, I my self wish it happened before this filming | ee0rp1e | [desire] |
Anytime, don't be afraid to reach out if you're feeling down. | edc1f97 | [caring] |
Calm down. It's a real concept. | ee4197n | [caring] |
Not to mention she didn't get her rightful Snatch Game win | eep28pu | [annoyance] |
I’m in a similar situation, but mine is my spanish teacher she favorites the boys, and she really just hates me | edv7ouv | [annoyance, approval] |
Be happy because I won't be short anymore one day | edjas2q | [joy] |
Delightfully devilish, [NAME]. | ee4mmi8 | [neutral] |
I believe they use some tissue from the urethra that creates some small amount of lubrication. | ed9fnvz | [neutral] |
Yea the conversation went as expected and now I'm looking for a new job. Thanks to all for the help | eelizvv | [gratitude] |
Not seeing why that's depressing. | eeeb9b2 | [confusion] |
If he's telling the truth, he wont' get fired for this. Because he's too essential. | edbn5zb | [neutral] |
Paid $1.66 in Arlington today....love this | ed8xmin | [love] |
I cried reading your last posts. I’m so sorry about what happened. I hope you are able to make a change in their system. | eez7nq6 | [optimism] |
good luck my friend | ef8u7bt | [caring] |
I'm floored by their solution for "landing" the drones. It's so brilliant. I love this channel! | eey7ckb | [admiration, love] |
At some point you just gotta say, that’s impressive. This isn’t that point. | edg37dc | [confusion] |
All the scumbags around everywhere. Sucks that it's so easy to use for a lot of other things. | eetciyi | [neutral] |
Don't forget [NAME] being nerfed because she was unfun to play against in QM, then being reworked, then being nerfed again for the same reason. | eetpzfm | [neutral] |
I don't remember, it was all very hazy... | efeharq | [disappointment] |
Assassins Creed Odyssey is awesome, as well as Shadow of War. Both great adventure games. | eedhkey | [admiration] |
Wow can relationships be like this? That's amazing | edpecyu | [admiration, surprise] |
[NAME] has been somehow worse than [NAME] so far. Do we have any other subs who couldve played as wingers? | edb3ir2 | [curiosity] |
a weird way to spell Boys Don’t Turbo Grafx 16 | efbtxiv | [disgust] |
And she would would enjoy wearing | edz3h0r | [joy] |
Maybe he doesn't know the tailgate fell, maybe he forgot he's an idiot. | ef29vs8 | [neutral] |
Growing up in Chicago this was my life. Pissed he didn’t make it. | ee3oyyx | [annoyance, neutral] |
That is so beautiful. It makes my heart hurt that humans can be cruel to animals when they're aware of having so much emotion. | edkya9q | [sadness] |
Very well, shutting up now! | edm0gpk | [neutral] |
LOL! You're fucked. | eeuxm0t | [amusement] |
lmao!! | eczcn1f | [amusement] |
[NAME] hasn't been found guilty, YET, but he has killed before and bribes every official he sees | ed4h0am | [neutral] |
Is that how it actually works? | eeleuif | [neutral] |
Acne scars unfortunately and also out of anxiety I tend to pick at my skin. | edzg5j5 | [nervousness] |
You are awesome, i envy you | ednky9a | [admiration] |
Yay! Mine’s Cymbalta and Lamictal with a dash of Ativan lol | ee2f53w | [amusement] |
You're pointing at me You pointed first I'm signaling that's not pointing Stop pointing at me! | edh3tlw | [anger] |
Found an Instagram account | eejsrc4 | [neutral] |
Oh ok, so we're agreeing. I didn't see that last part where you put him at 22. My bad. :-) | ed6jwpf | [approval] |
Thanks for the link, my email indeed was breached it says. I’m just not sure what this exactly means. | ee2enwy | [confusion, gratitude] |
You've aged horribly' | edtlh85 | [fear] |
Glad your boss backed you up | ef5gdwr | [joy] |
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result | ef35wjv | [neutral] |
Man if you want some crazy dreams, slap on a few nicotine patches before bed. | effk60a | [neutral] |
Tell them I was born autistic. | eepm5cr | [neutral] |
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. | edgjk3k | [surprise] |
Is that Guildford? There always seems to be plenty of zombie-like pedestrians around town! | eeg4ru0 | [confusion, surprise] |
Oh you just love to see that | ee8rplf | [love] |
This is a person who has clearly danced a lot, I wonder what happened | ee9jm1h | [surprise] |
You got it, thanks! | eeh6t6x | [approval, gratitude] |
What does NGL stand for? Not gonna lie? | edbrsae | [neutral] |
This is amazing haha. I think he’s got the type of personality to win too. | edtyqxg | [amusement] |
The Internet is a weird place. | ee6guqz | [disgust] |
that sounds fun! | edj0aei | [amusement] |
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CONGRATS!!!! | ee169pr | [excitement] |
Lmao. I still sing fun with the funk sometimes. | eezzv3d | [amusement] |
I would make sure I didn’t leave any soda cans anymore so I could have the high ground, and then hide all but one cup lol | eelktz4 | [amusement] |
Now this REALLY sucks | eeldqa8 | [annoyance] |
They exclusively post movie links to this sub it's pretty weird. | edweac0 | [neutral] |
Uh... What's stopping you from just throwing it away? | eduqqv2 | [curiosity] |
You have just been r/woooshed | edz3jp6 | [amusement] |
The American way is to show some empathy for others come on dude | ee1vuua | [approval, neutral] |
I'd say "[NAME] retire binch", but I'm a little late for that. | ed7f3xa | [neutral] |
It's MLK Day so we're offering our best deals on our Ford F250s! | ef4qit1 | [neutral] |
Aww, look at you still wearing your hospital bracelets even. | ee65em5 | [amusement] |
i think its cool because its a hybrid that comes in stickshift | efdtnoi | [joy] |
Wrong kind of grass seeds? | edaxxw5 | [neutral] |
Lol the actual state of this Nothing wrong with pointing out [NAME] was a cunt snowflake Suppose it makes a change from your usual woman hating posts | efdlk3r | [amusement] |
No they wont | edbcrrb | [neutral] |
They might if there was something to eat in the middle :s it's giving me shudders just watching it :S | ef2ml8s | [neutral] |
Literally all of them have said and done MUCH worse than anything [NAME] has. | edj7qfc | [disgust] |
It's good if you hate workers and love pollution | ed17zbx | [admiration, love] |
Character and emotions are not the reigning champion one year earlier... | eedm0d0 | [disapproval] |
It a scammer not an undercover | edit3ur | [neutral] |
“That’s up to you” Clearly it is not up to you, or you wouldn’t have had a flipping miscarriage! | eeyn5n3 | [annoyance, disapproval] |
I love this! Wish I lived in the city! | edtuhqk | [desire, love] |
Delete this. Not relevant. | ed8y6l5 | [disapproval] |
Happy to hear that :). Where are you from btw? | eea3hfx | [curiosity, excitement] |
not funny enough for that | eez3qgq | [neutral] |
Oh my bad hahaha | edlcowh | [amusement] |
Jobby is a new one for me, is that another way of saying taking a crap? | edgqn60 | [confusion] |
What do you think women do? I’m quiet as a churchmouse when I mastrubate, too | ee1e4w3 | [approval] |
Oh wow, that was a serendipitous ending! The weed saved her life. | ed0u4my | [surprise] |
Which episode was this? | edafllz | [curiosity] |
Not really, they can do what they've been doing and force a no deal brexit pretty soon... | ef09bls | [neutral] |
Hahaha this is gold | ef578fh | [amusement] |
Believe me if they were there I would go for it. | edppz6y | [neutral] |
Every time without fail | ef2krc2 | [neutral] |
I was inspired by your post to grab a thing of Greek yogurt with pineapple I've got in the fridge. Hell yeah. | edoe3tl | [joy, neutral] |
I’m genuinely upset that people missed the sarcasm because your comment is hilarious | edm8tib | [amusement, annoyance] |
Memes that were made 2 or more years ago don’t count. They were probably funny back then, just not now. | effz7h6 | [amusement] |
This is hilarious | edy29o3 | [joy] |
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