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The joke doesn't even have anything to do with the song.
eddldvz
[disapproval]
Here’s to taking care of ourselves and reaching out to each other and getting the support we need!
eedmo35
[caring]
Does 'unintentional humor' mean 'I sneered at this'?
edweu97
[neutral]
Even if you don't act on them, you still should stay away. It's not normal to fantasize about doing sexual things to children.
eeqdtde
[disapproval]
I play around 2hs per day since launch. 1/2 Cuz I like the game. 1/2 In hope for a new expansión/fix to get the players back X:
ef5dd2h
[approval]
Right. You can fix ignorant. You can’t fix stupid.
ede45ty
[approval]
Thanking people isn't manly.
ee574hz
[disapproval]
Because nobody in their right mind would ever buy it
efh4udn
[neutral]
I am a 22 year old male... i hope to give mine away to a amazing girl someday...
edci3yu
[admiration, optimism]
I hope you stay as warm and safe as you can ❄💙
efc4ioz
[optimism]
>I have, on multiple occasions, enjoyed sipping on my flask of scotch at Bowness
ee9zgxa
[excitement]
I think you're doing a great job modding <3 Can I have flair now?
edof2fx
[admiration]
>uploaded sept 20, 2016 >frysuspiciouseyes.jpg
ee67aje
[neutral]
I can't be down with chill. Give me intensity, or give me nothing.
edqablv
[neutral]
i still remember by my first dodger game in 2001
eebvvim
[neutral]
I don't.
ed63l5p
[disapproval]
Wow holy shit I didn't realize Reddit has become main stream media great analogy bud
ee7pmv2
[surprise]
And apparently she was pregnant then anyway, because that’s when they broke up and she admitted it happened when they were together!
eeg0q77
[neutral]
[NAME] a drama queen?! Surely you jest./s
eeo0gkh
[curiosity]
Here’s hoping!
edjixex
[optimism]
Wow that's not OK
edoxyzg
[disapproval]
Thanks, and play ball!
edb9itc
[gratitude]
I agree. This is assault. Leave the ignorant hill [NAME] alone.
eej8e80
[approval]
No, but when you're family sees, like, 12 books of it, it can certainly make things awkward.
edrhrs3
[embarrassment]
Cry some more
edx9z7b
[neutral]
I'm sure you're alright, [NAME]. xD
ee2iwqw
[caring]
Oh look me
eec65sn
[neutral]
Sounds like you're in a good place. I'm happy for you. For me... Right now I don't care how my STBXH is doing. Hahaha.
eezcsnm
[admiration, amusement]
Oooh I see! Oh god yes, [NAME] is one of the best things about England. I also quite like [NAME], for my sins!
eepvdc5
[admiration]
donate! it feels sooo amazing :)
ef3mjsp
[admiration]
you dont have to believe me
eexxtac
[neutral]
Nah, my comment stands. Poor effort.
eesp6na
[disapproval]
Oh, I would refuse to do anything really nasty, with profanity or violence.
eeuq3fy
[disapproval]
Just life.. I feel like i'm just a parasite that should be removed.
eczb770
[embarrassment, sadness]
(F) Actor here as well, also willing to learn anything and everything involving film!
ef8f487
[curiosity, desire]
This is all METH-up!!
edv8rrm
[neutral]
Shit she doesn’t want = “curated beauty box” 🤔
edff3kj
[disappointment]
Can you stop living with this person? Engaging in it will only make it more toxic
ef8m1jx
[anger, disapproval]
What a load of old shite.
ee4de4w
[anger]
Talk about a fucking hot take. Quality shit posting from [NAME] (not you [NAME]).
efcqrwl
[anger, annoyance]
Honestly, these are probably things you should have thought about before telling your husband you wanted to separate.
eeptrnl
[neutral]
Should of just stabbed her up tbh why let someone steal from you
edfd0ij
[anger]
You be honest with her and you break up with her. At that point her decisions are her own.
eelrecj
[neutral]
The saddest part is that just this morning when we were laying in bed I was thinking about how much I love him.
eembqq6
[love, sadness]
I always keep my purse by my side. She is asking for trouble.
ee37vj6
[neutral]
Dude I don’t even know what that guys deal is, but honestly, I feel bad for him
edfm4j7
[sadness]
She's so remarkably stupid.
edww55n
[annoyance]
Certainly possible. I think you can wait until 15 but that's just a gut thing.
eezfpko
[neutral]
Flashbacks to hallucinations? Whoa
efengfx
[surprise]
I'm not surprised.
ednnw45
[neutral]
Its important that we get members from all over the political spectrum, no one wants a circlejerk.
edgwef0
[neutral]
“Don’t discipline my kid!”
eesrbo3
[anger, annoyance]
disappointing click of the day
ed0e58j
[disappointment]
I like [NAME]’ “I’m tired of losing, I’m not a loser”
edc8qi1
[love]
Bruh I’d just go home, climate change is important but really though.
eexylk7
[neutral]
Certain mental health issues can be smelled on a person; by all accounts, schizophrenia makes a person's sweat smell like goat
ee78es2
[neutral]
Yup I picked $30,000 just because.
ed6luim
[neutral]
Wow these are amazing
edidmwy
[admiration]
Mmh, I love the smell of thought policing in the morning.
eddpqii
[love]
ALL SIDES!
eepjhwm
[neutral]
Yay Pip!
eeb9ssq
[neutral]
I think [NAME] has like a clothes/purse/perfume line. Don't quote me though.
efeb3dc
[approval]
You should be embarrassed. Not only because you are a adulterer but because you are a pedo for thinking of your son.
eedvwoz
[embarrassment]
Don't worry about stupid people and you do whatever you want. Screw them kind of people.
ee955gt
[anger, caring]
True. Edit: Maybe my only issue is the misuse of funds. Like that couple that went to Vegas and put the homeless guy in a trailer.
eeus5w7
[neutral]
Lake City Way
eeg92yi
[neutral]
[NAME] has always favoured [NAME] so I'd assume this means he's the next up, I just prefer [NAME] and find [NAME] a little overrated.
ef2t7v5
[disapproval]
I am happy for you. No, seriously, I am.
ee6qhp0
[admiration, caring, love]
Excellent game tonight, let's get a new win streak going on this road trip!
edlumx2
[admiration]
Oh ok. I'll go check them out :)
eelmdsq
[approval]
I love being down by 10+ constantly.... I feel like [NAME] gets dominated by literally everyone.
edrtbt9
[love]
No way we would turn down [NAME] for [NAME]. BS
ee4tu1h
[disapproval]
+1 Thought I had depression, turns out I just wasn’t being happy enough! Who’da thunk it.
edj326i
[joy, sadness]
He was off by 5 minutes, not impressed.
eeaae3c
[disappointment]
Of course it's going backwards, people generally don't want to acknowledge men as the people that hold society on their backs.
efg5jsn
[approval, disappointment, realization]
You just need to yell Calibrations and he'll be right there
ediuzg2
[neutral]
I guess it's the word 'high'
edhjh37
[confusion]
I'm really proud of you for standing up yourself like that!
edt4zhs
[admiration]
[NAME] man...try passing it to the place where you don’t think he’ll be
ed0mnay
[neutral]
He wrote a pretty good piece right after his breakup with [NAME], this may be the same outcome
ef77j68
[admiration]
> Caveman coding. Blunt force coding. BUBBLE SORT!
effp6ya
[neutral]
I do this everyday... lol
edltg6x
[amusement]
Introspection? How would you personally go about that? What questions would you ask yourself?
ef8tk8r
[neutral]
It'd be a real shame if someone killed it and stole its soul.
eel0icv
[disappointment]
Gotta love the mermaid gems.
edpj392
[admiration, approval, love]
Some couples have a “cheat list” of celebrities that they’re entitled to do it with. What would yours be?
eeief22
[neutral]
The sweeter it is
eee88eo
[neutral]
im putting my faith in you son
eetovz6
[optimism]
Turgeon offense at it's finest. The ball never gets past the three point line and [NAME] just hits a three in someone's face.
efb785b
[approval]
Hope you feel better soon. Probably won't happen, but good feeelings sent your way.
eexnnx8
[approval, optimism]
someone should people have been commenting on the old tweet the past little while, as it got resurfaced
edl0k2q
[neutral]
How can someone reply without contributing anything meaningful to the conversation.
ee6qllq
[curiosity]
I agree I think this version of pac has the biggest chance against floyd
ed8wr2p
[approval]
What? Who said I hated him? I dont give a damn about him either way.
eekop7y
[anger]
I wish that show would come back
ee3szn2
[desire]
"Lots of guns"
edjiqbl
[neutral]
Lol ratheists suck fedoras!
ee5w3lp
[amusement]
yes!!! Once I realized my body wasn't wanting as much food i put my self on intermittent fasting and i love it
ef7561s
[realization]
Maybe be nicer and people will hang out with you.
eejearc
[neutral]
Pretty much every Punjabi dude I've met.
ed86cjz
[approval]