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Lmao that guy is awesome. You know he probably just found his new hobby.
ef0lko8
[admiration]
If I were a snake, I think I'd rather stay in my uncomfortable concrete jungle than have my mouth glued shut and be mauled by a toddler.
edqj59t
[neutral]
We are sorry but the sympathy you are looking for is not available in your region.
eegnd43
[remorse]
I have over 120 hours of play time and only have like 27 achievements 🤤😭
eeznxtj
[disappointment]
I'm not going to Photoshop that even as a joke because I know someone will find it out of context and take it seriously.
eemno5j
[disapproval, realization]
Dogs get itches every now and then and use the ground to scratch it out. But usually it's on dirt not asphalt.
ed6ugqi
[neutral]
I do not think it is 'wrong', I just see that the Pluses outweigh the Minuses.
eepf172
[neutral]
9 to 4. That's pretty sorry.
ed3c0xk
[remorse]
It's actually pretty cool in here today, not hot at all
edxn2in
[admiration]
That's probably a good idea. Call them and see if they can help you.
ee0vn1p
[approval, caring]
I remember saying [NAME] messed up the timeline worse than [NAME] over a year ago
eeqvi8l
[disappointment]
Not if it’s above the waist!
eeei3t4
[neutral]
Haha. Dried fruit is partially how I got fat again.
edtkkzd
[amusement]
Do you mind me PMing you for some help w/ dealing with the busy season? Thanks.
edush3w
[gratitude]
Good luck buddy!
eezxe5h
[gratitude]
Being physically attractive 😒
ed0h1qk
[neutral]
I am not running around talking about how I am going to beat up my kids teachers. Not sure where you got tough guy from that...
ee6bip1
[anger, annoyance]
That sounds terrifying. I hope you and the little one are OK.
ef4jfbe
[fear, optimism]
Nope, it’s love.
ee6n7kk
[love]
This one got me. 💀
ee62x97
[neutral]
Ugh yes that makes sense. Thanks for the response.
edj9xyi
[gratitude]
Wow! What a big beautiful terrific post, thank-you OP for enlightening us to these hidden truths.
ee35tl1
[admiration, gratitude]
That's just reckless. He's lucky he didn't get permanently disfigured or killed.
ed8z9v6
[optimism]
Ah yes that makes sense - the gofundme for her and the workers seems to be taking off at least (if it’s legit)
eel65he
[approval]
I don't get your point. I love the grind as well, that's why I tried to get dark matter and prestige master.
ee30lch
[confusion, love]
this made my day/night. thank you
edg181p
[gratitude]
Where is the problem? **Just do it again!**
efaddez
[neutral]
Person #1: “well that was fun.” *turns around* “Guys...?”
ee0irbw
[neutral]
You made that up and are projecting your insecurities onto it.
edqsbsu
[neutral]
ooh a piece of candy
ed1ju1e
[joy, neutral]
Especially funnier whens its commented on a song from like 2004.
ef4wdz4
[amusement]
11 years goddamit I’m old
edz0tfe
[anger, annoyance, realization]
This right here... most of the orders I have done on shipt have not tipped. Not sure why customers feel entitled on that platform.
edpbof4
[confusion]
Caring too much
eeqf1zz
[caring]
Can you expand a bit? That would be interesting for us that are not in the know.
ef1qvhk
[curiosity]
Hello fellow Newcastle vegans! We are very lucky to have so many vegan places!
edyraqi
[gratitude]
This face will not age well.
edr23d4
[disapproval]
i know, but it's a paper weight?
eexkl7c
[neutral]
At least she wasn’t engaged 19 TIMES!!!! 😜
edf1p8c
[realization]
You know, I didn’t have an anxiety attack all day. Thanks for ensuring it happened.
efcee4l
[annoyance]
> he might not have seen the truth by the time he had posted the video That's kinda the *whole fucking problem.* Fake Motherfucking News
eenp1pd
[anger, annoyance]
It’s my favorite Saturday movie, never gets boring
ee369xg
[love]
Thank you! I suddenly see the benefits of Fahrenheit.
eff146x
[gratitude, realization]
You’re an angry elf
ef0udgg
[anger, annoyance]
Shit, I wish I had your skin and those blackheads. I’m 38 and still get acne and have scars!
ee911g1
[desire, disappointment]
Orange man bad ----- > Treason is bad ergo, Orange man is treason.
ed6mlzw
[neutral]
Vr chat is free and you can play it without vr
eelh8cr
[neutral]
I love how this boxy things is made to scare (common every show use that joke) but the queens is not scare at all.
eeuu43o
[love]
Unbelievable! Here. Have your iPad back. Not interested in being treated like a criminal. I’ll write home with pen and paper
ef8ffwu
[surprise]
Just speak with a Sheffield accent lmao
eex9lba
[neutral]
I love this guy.
edj8r3j
[love]
If it remains free at point of use and the level of service doesn't decrease then what's the problem?
edrcmsi
[confusion, curiosity]
Do you think the nude selfies story that came out a few weeks ago was about [NAME]? I do.
ee2wfvv
[curiosity]
Her comments are disgusting. Reminds me of my mother. I'm so sorry.
eexqr9n
[disgust]
I never even talk to my mom and I’m 40.
eduvqih
[neutral]
They can’t ask for much, hes on his last year, it’s similar to us and [NAME]
ef6zysq
[neutral]
Some call sharks the dogs of the sea.
edpdjhe
[neutral]
I was thinking 1-2 in each eye might stop the threat, but if I'm being honest I'd be worried about the ensuing legal struggle...
eevp7bv
[disappointment]
I'm just trying to raise awareness at this point because I know it's not my system in particular.
eeqr7sp
[approval]
oh no, I didn’t mean one of my boyfriends haha, I meant one of his things. we’re not in an open relationship
ef2jd2r
[amusement]
Fackin foreigners trying to steal ar players! #WeAreAllTommyWright
ef6u5dw
[neutral]
[NAME] could kill someone on purpose and she isnt going to get into trouble EVER
ef2k2es
[approval, neutral]
Whoever is against the queen will die.
edierqs
[neutral]
More like "thank you sir may I have another"
ed98cxb
[gratitude]
I may have undersold the amount of trucks. 😂
ed0w898
[amusement, optimism]
why are other dashers such [NAME] 🤣who made y’all so upset
ednbvab
[curiosity, disappointment, sadness]
[NAME] can actually be accessed via the DC universe steaming/comics service
ee5etqh
[realization]
I will definitely check that artist out, if there is something that can lift me up a little bit, it's new music.
edev9m3
[approval]
Lmao this is excessive
edjupht
[amusement, neutral]
Occupation badges are dumb and I’m sad they made the transition to OCP.
ed4xbg0
[sadness]
....it’s just raining on my face
ed8wwqc
[neutral]
It’s not about the money, it’s all about the love of the game.
efh118v
[realization]
The pool is closed.
efgbsvb
[neutral]
Brown woman bad
eejuzg5
[neutral]
Thank you so much! I know I deserve better, it just hard moving on and knowing that it’s finished.
eelhoas
[gratitude, realization]
I laughed but unfortunately [NAME] is our problem because of how close Canada and USA relations are.
eeqwml1
[amusement]
Either way, it's at the very least not an ethical way to conduct business.
ee866ga
[disapproval]
May [NAME] SWT bless you, protect you, guide you, and keep you active in this faith. Welcome to al [RELIGION] =)
eegkuln
[gratitude]
What a legend.
edekirp
[admiration]
YES PLEASE... I thought they did a while back but maybe not. Either way, they should! Very annoying.
ee683gk
[annoyance]
You can't see me, Vern.
ee0vbba
[neutral]
Hey, we all love South Park friend.
eeuc21z
[love]
That man had some hilarious lines/events
eddyk9g
[amusement]
I'm shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
efe3xec
[surprise]
Hope you enjoy it! Try not to leave it too long though, it's been taken down before.
ee99ewo
[joy]
I know right! Now I’ll never even know how far the distance was
eemoh5q
[confusion, optimism]
You should have said “might even have enough for a minute” u would have downgraded this to “terrible pun”
ed4ucik
[neutral]
Ah. I thought you meant ads in general. Sorry, bud!
eenwv5n
[remorse]
Get his master class. My boyfriend watched it and he got obsessed with cooking, knife techniques, etc. (for like 3 months).
efg41qp
[admiration]
First bad melee, then off the sticks.. what next?
edbmc6u
[curiosity]
Ok thanks ❤❤
edp9ryp
[gratitude]
I don’t get why he hasn’t brought his insta account back, he did used to use it from time to time
eduux4x
[confusion]
Don't meet your heroes
edfo0jm
[neutral]
Yeah, look at the publicity for just that.
edkgdoc
[neutral]
I'm still worried about [NAME] though :(
eed4o1l
[disappointment, nervousness]
I loved [NAME] as much as anyone but he started to become really inconsistent in his final stretch here before he ended up in Charlotte.
ed42oct
[love]
Someone had to do it when [NAME] got cut
edpodvq
[neutral]
Oh okay. Thanks.
eernx0g
[gratitude]
What reason do you have for not already having been prepared?
eer85ad
[curiosity]
Also, there's no point in having a job if it doesn't pay substantially more than the childcare costs.
ee64xs7
[disappointment]