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If you would do exactly as that kid did - then you will never get it. You’re defending a smug little asshole.
eeke4pp
[caring]
Needs funny captions.
edji1dg
[desire, neutral]
Lol too funny
ee2kyih
[amusement]
> Got it Heh. You've got *something*. Might be a brain tumor.
efeh0un
[neutral]
Guy looks like he's taking a nasty deuce.
eeq4w1f
[annoyance, neutral]
I thought there's a top 5 and they filmed each elimination? What makes you say [NAME] isn't there (though I'd love [NAME] to be)
eev7uaa
[curiosity]
Sorry, no legal advice, but that really sucks and you have my sympathy. Best of luck and determination.
eetlaat
[disapproval]
Nope don't you know? Warden is god-like cuz that bash
ed447zp
[neutral]
The world needs more Attack of the Killer Tomatoes memes.
eeqbc5g
[amusement]
My wife and I have a black Christmas tree with some Halloween stuff and Christmas ornaments on it. For Christmas only. But we’re strange people.
eeui3ac
[neutral]
Don't get down. You have only ruined it with that one person.
eeye9u5
[neutral]
Because people want to have more than the absolute bare necessities for survival.
edu21ti
[neutral]
Look at downvote_me_moreYOLO's posting history. Looks like a UofT student from the GTA. Judge the source and throttle your anger accordingly.
efa9v6r
[annoyance]
[NAME] “Good! It’s such a distraction to the team!”
ed4rpui
[admiration]
You think 60% is shafting anyone? I think Tellius is sub 20%.
eeqeja9
[confusion]
Yes, I filed for a protective order. Other than that, there is no happy ending with a narc.
ee55eu7
[approval]
He had been so worried that the stepmom would have a hard time integrating into the family.
ed4yuo6
[fear]
Don’t do a long distance thing, not worth it and a waste of time
ee9gpyo
[caring]
Pulp Fiction is fucking amazing
edy0kjf
[admiration]
My son would rather have more room to roll and wiggle and risk bumping his head than be confined to the much smaller pack n play.
eesmff5
[neutral]
That’s one pissed off [NAME]
eebf14f
[annoyance]
Oh I went balls to the wall and got SUPER SPECIFIC!!!
eeiiyu1
[excitement]
What do you mean?
efa3fiz
[confusion, neutral]
Sorry, it’s just my absolute favorite thing
eeslwxz
[admiration, remorse]
Even if I did, no one would believe me....,
eesjojx
[disapproval]
“Instagram might suck but it doesn’t suck”
eee80eo
[neutral]
At least she can eat Abel or something so we don't have to worry about feeding her.
eedr4id
[relief]
What a waste of plastic.
ed2l9ol
[neutral]
I feel bad for laughing at this now that the creator of Spongebob passed away a month ago.
edfe1cj
[sadness]
I dropped him around week 6 and let somebody else deal with that headache
edqy1eu
[annoyance]
*Most of us are happy to help.
eeyp7w8
[joy]
Is that peyote?
edtl7f8
[neutral]
visit your school's career center and speak to a career counselor. he/she can help you with referrals. good luck!
ee6tvww
[optimism]
great pass wiggins
ed9r47e
[admiration]
Even down syndrome is a spectrum of severity. I've met several adults with ds who are more than capable of relationships and employment
edm4yjh
[neutral]
I borrowed an old wedding dress from a museum. It was a one size fits all kind of dress. Thank goodness!
edxxsfo
[gratitude]
Oh lawd he comin
eczz2y3
[neutral]
WHERE THR HECK IS VOL'JIN AND MY TROLL EMPIRE, YEARS HAVE PASSED WE HAVE 2 PANDA AND STILL ONE TROLL
ed38yy4
[neutral]
Actually yes the left does need to earn my loyalty if they want me to keep voting for them
een2q2i
[approval, neutral]
I am really sorry for you, but oh my [NAME] this made me cry laughing. I hope the cat learns to like you eventually
een6j5t
[amusement, remorse]
Hes looking for a handout of 3 free meals a day, education and skill training and a roof over his head. Jail, it works.
eeseie5
[neutral]
I guess. Thanks.
ef3ww90
[gratitude]
Or just simply hinting at it. All in fun though
ee607z9
[amusement]
Kids, if you're on a dating site that advertises itself as "dating site for millionaires" you're gonna have a bad time
edlgqjl
[caring, disapproval]
Yes, especially if it's a party being held for someone who's older than newborn No No
ef6rzvj
[neutral]
Agreed - from a team who made bowls at 6-6 twice in the past 5 years. We didn't deserve either of those.
ed0wqqe
[approval, disappointment]
Guys a complete troll who has no idea about cancer or the physical pain it can cause. Move on and don’t give the cunt the satisfaction.
ef9gsqn
[caring, sadness, neutral]
Like the handout this guy got to build the stadium?
ef52mxe
[curiosity]
Wasn’t the black saber first seen in the Clone Wars? But otherwise all true.
edzz0i1
[curiosity]
I was trying to think of a better player to pick on..... couldn't lol
ed5tpbx
[amusement]
Sweet [NAME]. Yes. He. We are men. We are married. Stare if you want.
edejgoq
[neutral]
I mean, yes. But in terms of real dollars, they will still pay a lot more taxes than before.
edd1fnt
[approval]
Meanwhile Monokuma: Everything is free if you just become the blackened and get away with it
edmxeai
[desire]
I kind of want to try that now actually. With some chocolate added I think it could work.
ed76m48
[desire]
Blade and soul
eejii6p
[neutral]
could you mark this nsfw or something I didn’t want to see that :(
edz95y2
[neutral]
Sorry, girl. You deserve better.
efbkceg
[realization]
What exactly is insane about this
edbhgih
[curiosity]
[NAME] my new favorite Hollywood person
eeloddc
[neutral]
can I use I can't believe it's not butter because my boyfie doesn't make over 20k :(
eeej0jc
[sadness]
Sour Tangie!
edhwi8w
[neutral]
Have you seen Lord's and Ladles on Netflix? It's not a competition, but the scenery and the little facts are super interesting.
efaun2t
[admiration]
Glad we can take a win into Philly.
edy5jwp
[gratitude]
I was always the first presenter or two. Felt better just to get it out of the way and relax instead of stressing for a few days longer.
edw79v8
[neutral]
I thought you were going to say something about that gross toenail on he left foot. She'll need an industrial grinder to take care of that.
eel8iho
[neutral]
[NAME] can’t space and [NAME] is getting worse defensively
edrxr2g
[disgust]
Omg creepy!
edhgdhn
[fear]
so obnoxious.
edfodq0
[disappointment, disgust]
They hated him, because he told them the truth
ed3r2cb
[sadness]
> You don’t get to whitewash Libertarianism’s racist roots. Please educate me on this or educate yourself:
ees2mup
[annoyance]
The title of the post started playing this in my head
ed0xxvq
[neutral]
except that he can't, he already played a South American U20 with Argentina which cap ties him.
eeq54x2
[neutral]
A lot of times the only thing holding any of us back is ourselves. It's not too late to start writing either.
eegah1a
[realization]
Another nipple man, we should form our own Subreddit
ee50qah
[approval]
...if there is a way to edit this to "original content" I'd love some coaching on that. Thanks folks!
eepxo6f
[gratitude, love]
> is not needed for dogs. Wrong. In *this* case it wasn’t. It very often is.
eddml7d
[disapproval]
I'm lactose intolerant, still I hope u OP and everyone else loves their slices.
eerdc3h
[love]
Who's excited for the reveal of mortal kombat 11 next week?
edtof13
[neutral]
So you're a liar.
eekcxvr
[anger]
I bet we have a scene of the new girlfriend fighting with [NAME]
eevr6h3
[neutral]
I loveeeeee Perth!!!! Why isn’t anyone else gushing about this town?
edc0gv5
[love]
Thats who I thought it was too😂
edv5fb4
[realization]
Funny I’m on my second play through and this happens...
eeidyma
[joy]
Poor [NAME] doesn't deserve that!
ee1y23c
[realization, sadness]
I don't care. It's adorable.
edm55im
[admiration]
Look at [NAME] and you should be good, he has a career like 58% GB rate
ed5mopu
[caring]
Yeah I think I'll just push her away, thank you.
ee9znn5
[gratitude]
The older I get the more I just want to sit and be still on psychs
ed3kglj
[neutral]
What fun is this?? I love it!
ede0cfe
[love]
How? That’s silly. Clearly Lowries impact is higher.
edtn01a
[confusion]
Go for a walk with him. No phones allowed. Let him talk, share your experience. It hurts a little less every day.
edri0r1
[disappointment, neutral]
Yikes. I admire your patience
ed3esh5
[admiration]
If packaging sound policy with Hindutva is the only field booming especially in the coming chaos we’ll be set.
een9o4q
[approval]
if we follow this pannel she is non existent and you are just allucinating, im sorry to bring the sad news
eenos5l
[sadness]
So many downvotes. Reading comprehension, people
eeslzd7
[neutral]
I know, there isn't even a 7 in it.
ee51m6c
[neutral]
That's just, like, your opinion, man
efgo7gb
[neutral]
No. Why? Weird question. Unfortunately, the CCP would be suppressing me if I were. Better than ending up in a Xinjiang concentration camp though.
eeoix6t
[curiosity, disgust, sadness]
Sounds hella aggressive. You can say the same thing while being nicer about it.
efayfae
[anger]
Didn't even take a sip of the wine, and he still got wasted.
eeixbxm
[neutral]