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Well what is she gonna do, climb over the wall? | ee9amsf | [neutral] |
Ya? I don't really remember him much besides his crappy penalty shot attempt. What stuck out about him to you? | ed8xw1j | [curiosity] |
Or they just don't understand why cats do that with kittens. | ed18u1z | [disapproval] |
Thanks for that, I just turned 35 and considering nursing and starting over too | ef4qjh9 | [gratitude] |
You literally changed someone's life for the better. You made the world a better place. Thank you for helping change the stigma against autism. | efdpsxv | [admiration, gratitude] |
Get [NAME] back on the wing. Looks awful in this position | edwpvkf | [disgust] |
Why did I get a boner reading this? That Magnesium supplement is doing its job methinks | eecqvpr | [confusion] |
i am the new [NAME] hope she doesn't get hated on when she returns on all stars | eev1mre | [optimism] |
Funny enough, there is a five guys. I don't think the government knows it's American. | eeh2qj9 | [amusement] |
She does it again in last nights episode, it’s so shady!! | ef9xmcq | [annoyance, neutral] |
I had to write in the Swangas. Seems far better than the choices given. | efe4dav | [realization] |
Ouch. Those geriatric insults are the most spot on, aren’t they? That and during my peds rotation. | edj73rf | [curiosity] |
That is brilliant. | ednyhfu | [admiration] |
sadly it would take wayyyyyy more than this to ever change custody agreements. documenting it for her own sanity is a good idea, though. | ee2gc6b | [sadness] |
Not true for a lot of people but [NAME] | ef3noiu | [approval] |
s p o o k y | ee8ozj7 | [fear, neutral] |
He just texted me that he misses me... | eeykkop | [neutral] |
I really hope not. Personally I have no interest in VR games, and not even my favorite game would change that. | ee0xfi7 | [optimism] |
The only happy ending I enjoyed on this sub. Good job. | edlj78g | [admiration, joy] |
I'm not counting on them getting elected. I'm counting on them putting enough pressure on the Conservatives to actually become at least a little conservative. | eenpxuu | [optimism] |
Hard to prop up lies with anything that isn’t also lies, ya know? | eelfyzf | [neutral] |
You wanna tap a foetus? Descusting. | ee5x94e | [neutral] |
I never had a problem with the old parachuting mechanic, but I like the new one and I think it might actually be better. | efeb2of | [love] |
Funny a lot of rich kids think 100k a year is very feasible. | ed3bm0t | [amusement, neutral] |
Hi, [NAME]! I am here to offer you a robot hug, and to wish you the best day of your life! -HappyFriendlyBot | ef8vlvj | [caring, optimism] |
they place it neatly in the basket and the ball thanks them for their manners | ed9ssd7 | [gratitude] |
No, just a bastard pastry | eemw96t | [disapproval] |
You can buy bitesize toad in the holes in Tesco. They are amazing. These look like they use hotdogs but I imagine would be almost as good. | ef3049w | [admiration] |
Really wanted him on the Mets. But, its gonna be fun watching [NAME] try to catch [NAME] slider. | eecrfik | [neutral] |
You know what, I think we're gonna be friends. *Special* friends. | edspq2m | [approval, neutral] |
You're an idiot and no one believes you and your telegram jerk-off buddies. | ef9n3lf | [anger, annoyance, disappointment] |
Those are female toes. Busted! | ef6ca0m | [anger] |
So no replays for arsenal penalty calls.. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool | eeypghm | [approval] |
Haha. Fucking banana stand. Didn’t realize people actually used them. | eetulv4 | [amusement] |
When that intro drops I get so into it and scare my cat | ees973r | [fear] |
> I don't see how a business can "block" | edric9c | [neutral] |
[RELIGION] is indian tho lol | ef0wfys | [neutral] |
> She fucked my bumper up and I will forever hate her And her insurance didn't repair it because??? | ee6znpo | [anger] |
As a matter of fact I do plan to go to germany, and I am already at B2 level in german | eevi8zi | [pride, neutral] |
I live in a valley so it's effectively earlier than that for me. | edxydoo | [approval] |
Thank you. Well said. | eda17e2 | [gratitude] |
It always upset me that [NAME] would require his only son to do this I no longer believe it | ef43ifs | [disappointment] |
Been a while since I watched but you gotta go through the mirror and put the bear under the bed. Then you can go with her. | eeftpc8 | [neutral] |
Getting dropped by [NAME] did a number on him🤣 | edyhr0i | [neutral] |
There’s a cat sitting on my lap right now she’s so cute | edangwd | [admiration] |
It’s got to be embarrassing at this point | ef27sno | [embarrassment] |
Lol! Believe me I get it! Hell, even 11:00 might be pushing it ;-) | edi4zqb | [amusement] |
I had dream where someone said this to me having no idea it was him | ef9kkm5 | [desire, neutral] |
I hope one of those staffers manages to find the tax returns [NAME] has been looking for since 2016! | ee23jji | [optimism] |
Could be worse, could be funky town | edmujvm | [annoyance] |
I love when people make proclamations without backing any of it up with examples or proof. | ef87st9 | [love] |
All this, for *one* kid? How fucking selfish. | ed9fs8i | [annoyance] |
Things are much better then they were a few decades ago but we’re still shrinking. | efgolzy | [admiration] |
A lot of kids at my school say Homecoming is the best but I would say Spider-Man 2 is. | eduqz3f | [disapproval] |
You were taken care of with stolen money. | edir731 | [neutral] |
Was against Cal but yeah [NAME] had a cannon of a leg but was very inaccurate Also had terrible hair | ee81csg | [disapproval] |
No, they aren’t. | eddc30g | [neutral] |
If I'm enjoying some fresh produce, and I hear you say >app-uh-LAY-sha Rest assured im throwing this apple at'cha. | ed70crq | [neutral] |
Who hurt you | efbr6gt | [neutral] |
I also got this on a different account, but I have no clue why! Does anyone know? | edyggtv | [confusion] |
At least the repulsive sex scenes are helping me maintain my diet | edk2pby | [relief, neutral] |
WAIT IT'S A HAT?! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | edp62db | [confusion] |
His left hand is mightily fucked. | ed3vygx | [sadness] |
Hugs. We put our sweet lady kitty to sleep one year ago tomorrow. | eew78g0 | [grief, neutral] |
I enjoy vintage cooking porn. A young [NAME] trussing a round roast, for example. | ed65uht | [joy] |
Well ‘hanging with the bros’ is happening either way. It’s what I do in the morning. | eea8ohm | [neutral] |
We should build a pipeline! Oh wait... | ed6yxyz | [neutral] |
Of course. I'm curious as to why you'd think it was a bad sign? | ef162u1 | [curiosity] |
He might assume that most people are shoplifters like him and that you're a nuisance to society that he's exposing. | ef0m1nw | [neutral] |
I'd actually really like to see the numbers. | ef3qvbg | [neutral] |
[NAME] has become the best houseguest ever in 24 hours. We aren’t worthy | eeqi7m5 | [admiration] |
omg ;; my boy heavy | efct8mj | [surprise] |
I'm a fan from Oregon and listen to KFANN alot. If PA i sucks so much what do locals listen to? | ed317fs | [curiosity] |
Guys how are we doing? Asking because dumb TV in my country prefers Copa d'Italia to fucking Real Madrid lol | efgyw56 | [amusement, annoyance, caring] |
This better be a troll because if not, you are the most obnoxious, self centered, asinine person on this face of this planet. | eeywpmh | [anger, annoyance] |
Yeah mine asked me to marry her over email and then ghosted me for three weeks... | edl8qgh | [neutral] |
Good thing they were all about to jump when it happened. Do you know what happened to the pilots? | ee1bqa0 | [curiosity] |
>I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike Ah yes, truly makes you think | edatseh | [desire] |
This is absolutely the stupidest mock I've seen this year | effmie2 | [amusement] |
I mean hey, added benefit. | ed340kf | [neutral] |
Isn’t /politicalhumor a sub that barely has any real activity though...? | edys4lx | [neutral] |
Good for you man. Enjoy. | eds2f9y | [caring, joy] |
I really need to put my foot down. Thanks for the gentle nudge :) | edpc62u | [gratitude] |
We'll let history show us what happened here. | ee3hnts | [neutral] |
[NAME]... I hadn't seen or had forgotten that study. | ed5m4cn | [neutral] |
It's good to know that I'm not the only one lol | edy4jmn | [amusement, joy] |
You should educate yourself on HPV. You don't contract it from being careless. | eerp9u9 | [neutral] |
You again? I already told you this isn't the right place for this. | edux59c | [annoyance] |
I know I care about people more than animals... Im a fucking monster. | efd9zgq | [caring] |
lmao im am using ALL of this money to pay my student loans! and starting with a $100 again, see if ill do it again :) | edu9uty | [amusement] |
Grew up together obviously. So if you want to have an alligator friendly family, raise your babies with baby alligators! | efgzt2y | [approval] |
No, thats just the glare from the sun | eeuo4in | [disapproval] |
glad to see youtubes "family friendly" robots have their priorities straight. | edje3s2 | [joy] |
They were not [NAME] and they don't know the identity of them ! | edl8re1 | [disapproval] |
Thank you so much for sharing this... really opened my mind. | efbdwip | [gratitude] |
Exactly. We’re only here for the money, assholes. | ee5j15q | [anger] |
MI-13 was uncontested by the GOP, too, but the numbers probably work out because Tlaib beat the Green Party candidate 81-19. | eetqij6 | [neutral] |
RemindMe! 3 Days | ef2ot38 | [neutral] |
How close I was to retaining last year | edyussc | [neutral] |
He’s had nightmares ever since the storm | ee1za9n | [neutral] |
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