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Well what is she gonna do, climb over the wall?
ee9amsf
[neutral]
Ya? I don't really remember him much besides his crappy penalty shot attempt. What stuck out about him to you?
ed8xw1j
[curiosity]
Or they just don't understand why cats do that with kittens.
ed18u1z
[disapproval]
Thanks for that, I just turned 35 and considering nursing and starting over too
ef4qjh9
[gratitude]
You literally changed someone's life for the better. You made the world a better place. Thank you for helping change the stigma against autism.
efdpsxv
[admiration, gratitude]
Get [NAME] back on the wing. Looks awful in this position
edwpvkf
[disgust]
Why did I get a boner reading this? That Magnesium supplement is doing its job methinks
eecqvpr
[confusion]
i am the new [NAME] hope she doesn't get hated on when she returns on all stars
eev1mre
[optimism]
Funny enough, there is a five guys. I don't think the government knows it's American.
eeh2qj9
[amusement]
She does it again in last nights episode, it’s so shady!!
ef9xmcq
[annoyance, neutral]
I had to write in the Swangas. Seems far better than the choices given.
efe4dav
[realization]
Ouch. Those geriatric insults are the most spot on, aren’t they? That and during my peds rotation.
edj73rf
[curiosity]
That is brilliant.
ednyhfu
[admiration]
sadly it would take wayyyyyy more than this to ever change custody agreements. documenting it for her own sanity is a good idea, though.
ee2gc6b
[sadness]
Not true for a lot of people but [NAME]
ef3noiu
[approval]
s p o o k y
ee8ozj7
[fear, neutral]
He just texted me that he misses me...
eeykkop
[neutral]
I really hope not. Personally I have no interest in VR games, and not even my favorite game would change that.
ee0xfi7
[optimism]
The only happy ending I enjoyed on this sub. Good job.
edlj78g
[admiration, joy]
I'm not counting on them getting elected. I'm counting on them putting enough pressure on the Conservatives to actually become at least a little conservative.
eenpxuu
[optimism]
Hard to prop up lies with anything that isn’t also lies, ya know?
eelfyzf
[neutral]
You wanna tap a foetus? Descusting.
ee5x94e
[neutral]
I never had a problem with the old parachuting mechanic, but I like the new one and I think it might actually be better.
efeb2of
[love]
Funny a lot of rich kids think 100k a year is very feasible.
ed3bm0t
[amusement, neutral]
Hi, [NAME]! I am here to offer you a robot hug, and to wish you the best day of your life! -HappyFriendlyBot
ef8vlvj
[caring, optimism]
they place it neatly in the basket and the ball thanks them for their manners
ed9ssd7
[gratitude]
No, just a bastard pastry
eemw96t
[disapproval]
You can buy bitesize toad in the holes in Tesco. They are amazing. These look like they use hotdogs but I imagine would be almost as good.
ef3049w
[admiration]
Really wanted him on the Mets. But, its gonna be fun watching [NAME] try to catch [NAME] slider.
eecrfik
[neutral]
You know what, I think we're gonna be friends. *Special* friends.
edspq2m
[approval, neutral]
You're an idiot and no one believes you and your telegram jerk-off buddies.
ef9n3lf
[anger, annoyance, disappointment]
Those are female toes. Busted!
ef6ca0m
[anger]
So no replays for arsenal penalty calls.. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
eeypghm
[approval]
Haha. Fucking banana stand. Didn’t realize people actually used them.
eetulv4
[amusement]
When that intro drops I get so into it and scare my cat
ees973r
[fear]
> I don't see how a business can "block"
edric9c
[neutral]
[RELIGION] is indian tho lol
ef0wfys
[neutral]
> She fucked my bumper up and I will forever hate her And her insurance didn't repair it because???
ee6znpo
[anger]
As a matter of fact I do plan to go to germany, and I am already at B2 level in german
eevi8zi
[pride, neutral]
I live in a valley so it's effectively earlier than that for me.
edxydoo
[approval]
Thank you. Well said.
eda17e2
[gratitude]
It always upset me that [NAME] would require his only son to do this I no longer believe it
ef43ifs
[disappointment]
Been a while since I watched but you gotta go through the mirror and put the bear under the bed. Then you can go with her.
eeftpc8
[neutral]
Getting dropped by [NAME] did a number on him🤣
edyhr0i
[neutral]
There’s a cat sitting on my lap right now she’s so cute
edangwd
[admiration]
It’s got to be embarrassing at this point
ef27sno
[embarrassment]
Lol! Believe me I get it! Hell, even 11:00 might be pushing it ;-)
edi4zqb
[amusement]
I had dream where someone said this to me having no idea it was him
ef9kkm5
[desire, neutral]
I hope one of those staffers manages to find the tax returns [NAME] has been looking for since 2016!
ee23jji
[optimism]
Could be worse, could be funky town
edmujvm
[annoyance]
I love when people make proclamations without backing any of it up with examples or proof.
ef87st9
[love]
All this, for *one* kid? How fucking selfish.
ed9fs8i
[annoyance]
Things are much better then they were a few decades ago but we’re still shrinking.
efgolzy
[admiration]
A lot of kids at my school say Homecoming is the best but I would say Spider-Man 2 is.
eduqz3f
[disapproval]
You were taken care of with stolen money.
edir731
[neutral]
Was against Cal but yeah [NAME] had a cannon of a leg but was very inaccurate Also had terrible hair
ee81csg
[disapproval]
No, they aren’t.
eddc30g
[neutral]
If I'm enjoying some fresh produce, and I hear you say >app-uh-LAY-sha Rest assured im throwing this apple at'cha.
ed70crq
[neutral]
Who hurt you
efbr6gt
[neutral]
I also got this on a different account, but I have no clue why! Does anyone know?
edyggtv
[confusion]
At least the repulsive sex scenes are helping me maintain my diet
edk2pby
[relief, neutral]
WAIT IT'S A HAT?! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
edp62db
[confusion]
His left hand is mightily fucked.
ed3vygx
[sadness]
Hugs. We put our sweet lady kitty to sleep one year ago tomorrow.
eew78g0
[grief, neutral]
I enjoy vintage cooking porn. A young [NAME] trussing a round roast, for example.
ed65uht
[joy]
Well ‘hanging with the bros’ is happening either way. It’s what I do in the morning.
eea8ohm
[neutral]
We should build a pipeline! Oh wait...
ed6yxyz
[neutral]
Of course. I'm curious as to why you'd think it was a bad sign?
ef162u1
[curiosity]
He might assume that most people are shoplifters like him and that you're a nuisance to society that he's exposing.
ef0m1nw
[neutral]
I'd actually really like to see the numbers.
ef3qvbg
[neutral]
[NAME] has become the best houseguest ever in 24 hours. We aren’t worthy
eeqi7m5
[admiration]
omg ;; my boy heavy
efct8mj
[surprise]
I'm a fan from Oregon and listen to KFANN alot. If PA i sucks so much what do locals listen to?
ed317fs
[curiosity]
Guys how are we doing? Asking because dumb TV in my country prefers Copa d'Italia to fucking Real Madrid lol
efgyw56
[amusement, annoyance, caring]
This better be a troll because if not, you are the most obnoxious, self centered, asinine person on this face of this planet.
eeywpmh
[anger, annoyance]
Yeah mine asked me to marry her over email and then ghosted me for three weeks...
edl8qgh
[neutral]
Good thing they were all about to jump when it happened. Do you know what happened to the pilots?
ee1bqa0
[curiosity]
>I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike Ah yes, truly makes you think
edatseh
[desire]
This is absolutely the stupidest mock I've seen this year
effmie2
[amusement]
I mean hey, added benefit.
ed340kf
[neutral]
Isn’t /politicalhumor a sub that barely has any real activity though...?
edys4lx
[neutral]
Good for you man. Enjoy.
eds2f9y
[caring, joy]
I really need to put my foot down. Thanks for the gentle nudge :)
edpc62u
[gratitude]
We'll let history show us what happened here.
ee3hnts
[neutral]
[NAME]... I hadn't seen or had forgotten that study.
ed5m4cn
[neutral]
It's good to know that I'm not the only one lol
edy4jmn
[amusement, joy]
You should educate yourself on HPV. You don't contract it from being careless.
eerp9u9
[neutral]
You again? I already told you this isn't the right place for this.
edux59c
[annoyance]
I know I care about people more than animals... Im a fucking monster.
efd9zgq
[caring]
lmao im am using ALL of this money to pay my student loans! and starting with a $100 again, see if ill do it again :)
edu9uty
[amusement]
Grew up together obviously. So if you want to have an alligator friendly family, raise your babies with baby alligators!
efgzt2y
[approval]
No, thats just the glare from the sun
eeuo4in
[disapproval]
glad to see youtubes "family friendly" robots have their priorities straight.
edje3s2
[joy]
They were not [NAME] and they don't know the identity of them !
edl8re1
[disapproval]
Thank you so much for sharing this... really opened my mind.
efbdwip
[gratitude]
Exactly. We’re only here for the money, assholes.
ee5j15q
[anger]
MI-13 was uncontested by the GOP, too, but the numbers probably work out because Tlaib beat the Green Party candidate 81-19.
eetqij6
[neutral]
RemindMe! 3 Days
ef2ot38
[neutral]
How close I was to retaining last year
edyussc
[neutral]
He’s had nightmares ever since the storm
ee1za9n
[neutral]