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ah yes, the RAMtard in his natural habitat... | ee8m663 | [neutral] |
She paid 600 dollars for those boobs | eeocaeg | [neutral] |
Don't call me bitch you fucking sexist. I bet you are one of those white devils. How many women and minorities have you suppressed today? | eda48wz | [anger, annoyance] |
Yeah probably should've chosen a better sub, but I couldn't think of one | eeukvst | [remorse] |
Totally and sorry for that | ed8lu3b | [remorse] |
Pff sticking the bumper back on isn’t a massive task, I’d call it a win | ee0dkxe | [disapproval] |
[NAME] man hope your luck changes soon. I’m sure they’ll patch it up in the future | ed4b4ov | [optimism] |
What am I missing here? It's a noun, so no past tense? | eewho6h | [confusion, curiosity] |
(slow claps) Well played! | edc17vm | [neutral] |
You think her being a [NAME] is the reason for the hatred? Really? | edomho7 | [curiosity] |
[NAME] chatting with a kid while waiting to come out for the stars of the game. What a great guy. | edm6kh0 | [admiration] |
Well rock beats scissors | ee6wta6 | [neutral] |
Fucking monophanie looking ass floating with the dead, nice. | ed8r9yv | [anger, annoyance] |
it's ironic you are identifying with the nazi character lol | ef7jlf9 | [amusement] |
But she spells oddly well, and these aren't small words. It's a bunch of interrupted/disjointed thoughts. | eduiuel | [admiration] |
[NAME] man, how have you not suffocated with your head so far up your ass? | edb1zdu | [neutral] |
Omg the etsy side hustle. I have time to do that, and it fulfills me so much | edjagp4 | [joy] |
Same here! I was addicted to her and beaus stories during their trip to Europe right before filming this season. They are the best! | ee9ao4q | [admiration] |
CENTRISTS ONLY LEFTISTS GO AWAY also stop downvoting we don't want a circlejerk. | edim0uu | [disapproval] |
They mean staged. This video is portrayed as a real occurrence. It might be, might not be. Don't really care. | eemvsju | [confusion] |
> busy blasting stuff with plasma Sound like more fun. | eeelwg0 | [joy] |
Everything's broken then. It's not like all other discourse is high minded and unemotional. | ed2fg67 | [disappointment] |
Some do, others say "Thanks"... | eevi3dz | [gratitude] |
Because it's the one right that we hope to never need, at least in the sense of revolt or self defense. | ef94qec | [optimism] |
How dare you! Don’t you know seatbelts cause autism! | efegrrd | [anger] |
Yes, I realize that. All my other relationships have been a year or longer but even a month into those I was miserable | edmy9hn | [realization] |
This is a wholesome confession lol | edyltyu | [amusement] |
Cheese cave time | edv3j6s | [neutral] |
I don’t see anything awful on her. She’s old. That’s it. | ef27aym | [disapproval] |
Stay safe, you will find someone one day. | eda9v6q | [caring] |
I AM COMPARING THE TITLES YOU OVERGROWN CABBAGE | edr43yy | [neutral] |
Exactly, humans are selfish. That was kinda my point, my reasons are superficial and only affect me. Theirs are not. | eef8r1b | [annoyance, disapproval] |
At least I can get laid in my natural state. | edjktzo | [neutral] |
Someone needs to quit horsing around I’ll go home now | eff2iok | [neutral] |
The stories where he meets and talks shit to [NAME] are some of the best! | eeq3fob | [admiration] |
Mr. [NAME], I don't feel so good... | edb1gjd | [neutral] |
This is more like Instant Karma. The schadenfreude is strong with me, here! Wish I could upvote this twice! :) | efbnn3t | [annoyance] |
That’s awesome. Feed the gators while getting rid of Pits. Kill two birds with one stone. | ed3elk7 | [admiration] |
I remember the Lions under [NAME]. Just no. | ed12pgq | [realization] |
So birds and limes are bikes. Wow, TIL. | eew4v6s | [excitement] |
Lol I’m sorry that has to be terrible if we were up 19 just to get smothered at the end. | ed9wsz1 | [amusement, sadness] |
Lol he said it was the driver's fault and everyone called him out. | edn6y20 | [amusement] |
Oof. Some bad D right there. [NAME] not much help | edm70gi | [neutral] |
Deer needs to make a false injury claim and get paid did you see that fake I got hit jump it did? | edowvm4 | [curiosity] |
Wait is this the original template where all the satire comes from? | eenpruk | [neutral] |
[NAME] these things were terrible. i presume they still are. #teamlemoncreams | ee9d3z8 | [disgust] |
Two horrible cunts | eev1d3j | [anger, disgust] |
Two sessions, actually. He apparently found the party boring | efgjwp8 | [neutral] |
[NAME] couldn’t get them to the playoffs. Pulling out [NAME] for him is dumb | edennb2 | [annoyance, neutral] |
I don’t know the whole story here, but would getting your tubes tied be an option? | ef7ae9v | [curiosity] |
I like these cultures and would be happy to tell you what sort of work qualifications/licensure/certification have you acquired, if any? | edojm0l | [curiosity, love] |
Neither are foreign coups set up with the countries chamber of commerce and the head of the army. | eewd31p | [disapproval] |
Good to see [NAME] getting some love. | eet10ms | [love] |
Wait, you have friends that love you? You're gonna be okay dude. I promise. | eeza80x | [caring] |
Totally looks like | edg3g7w | [neutral] |
No telling I know is not eat it, I like eggs and I like cottage cheese but yuck no they can’t touch! | ee3a48x | [love] |
What the hell did you just type? | ef7npz3 | [annoyance] |
I’m not frustrated... i think I was trying to be nice.. but now I’m confused and awkward. My apologies | eefjz95 | [confusion] |
I don't get what you mean | ef9lmu1 | [confusion] |
Seconded! [NAME] is gorgeous. | ed2wn96 | [admiration] |
I want to be their friend | eeswfs6 | [desire] |
You [NAME] did not make us look good at all. | ef58rsc | [annoyance, disappointment, disapproval] |
He goes after my Wisconsin teams all the time... so I live that one haha. Pisses me off but still love em | eee37c1 | [amusement, love] |
Now you'll be more cautious of that in the future. Lessons were learned today son. | edt5gdd | [neutral] |
Buy YouTube Likes | edpf8om | [neutral] |
I agree we got to look at our team, not the players we have traded... good luck to them. Go dodgers!! | effxh3t | [approval] |
This is a customer service gig and you’re flipping people off, maybe you should find another line of work 😂 | ef3t23n | [annoyance, optimism] |
That one guy barley touched the car and it stoped | eel4lhl | [neutral] |
SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER! | eegmod7 | [neutral] |
Lol! Nope. Any muscle in your body will shrink if yiu dont use it. | ee0wkun | [amusement] |
Really? I had no idea the bioavailability was the same | edv4tod | [curiosity, surprise] |
I still rock my Casey Hampton pro bowl jersey!! | edtu1s9 | [excitement] |
It still baffles me how they cover for him, and his trace amounts, when they’re in his body because he cheated in the first place. | edqbcr8 | [neutral] |
Even if [NAME] didn’t play we wouldn’t be winning sorry Just enjoy the ride and pay respect to the man who gave us our only championship | edkmxdh | [neutral] |
I wonder what he's listening to... | effkngl | [curiosity] |
I chopped it up a little for you. I hope that helps. I'm not sure I can make that much more concise. | eeljmo9 | [optimism] |
glad to hulp | ee6ysle | [gratitude] |
I actually had to rewind a few times because I found myself getting distracted because I was kind of bored. | eef3thl | [disgust, realization] |
Don’t laugh the way this game went I actually expected he will lay it in... then reality and [NAME] hit... thanks goodness | edlw7ay | [gratitude] |
I second this. All signs point towards him biding his time until the next election and hopefully solidifying his place to expunge the filth. | eephxeq | [optimism] |
neat, thank you! | edmkuuf | [gratitude] |
You choose a bad time, no one is fessing up anything during an election. | eeqeoki | [caring] |
Hi, [NAME]! I just wanted to stop by and wish you peace and happiness! -HappyFriendlyBot | edoi2eb | [desire, optimism] |
Those sound yummy! | eebyxed | [amusement, excitement] |
at first I thought this was a JWong diss thread lol | ee94nmh | [amusement] |
Sorry, I laughed, not at you, but because this is so perfect and so relatable. Hope you're past it or getting past it. | ed4tllh | [admiration, optimism, sadness] |
The question wasn’t phrased well, but she does look different than her normal self in this screencap | edomxex | [neutral] |
Yeah dude, that's illegal in so many ways. | edg9c4n | [disapproval] |
Word salad. You want America to do Afghanistan's job for them. It's not happening, those days are over. | ee8zbr7 | [annoyance, neutral] |
Omfg das a lotta snow. Maybe I'll get to pull out the gas powered snow thrower for the bloody first timeof the season. | ef43ubs | [surprise] |
Ya uh that's gen Z sorry | eez1syh | [remorse] |
Some, I assume, are good people. | ee5tkkc | [approval] |
I like to bring up the fact that all of these pyramid schemes have corporate offices that have the exact same structure they are railing against. | eebevzm | [neutral] |
Relocation trumps meddling in my book. | edf6f10 | [neutral] |
Drives to work, realizes its a holiday because nobody answers their phones. Still stuck at work... nothing to do. We dont get paid holidays :( | een0bg7 | [annoyance, disappointment] |
*holy shit* I'm pretty sure the panther thought the same thing | ee1gut4 | [neutral] |
I figured it would be “the joke is always real in the comments.” | ee22qag | [approval] |
OmG pEyToN iSn'T gOoD eNoUgH tO hElP uS iN tHe PlAyOfFs! Dumbass Broncos fans circa December 2015. | edvnz26 | [surprise] |
I knew nothing about the cult, and it is one of my 2 or 3 favorite Netflix originals. | eeqkkl9 | [admiration, approval] |
Welcome back to H town! | ef2lew6 | [gratitude] |
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