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ah yes, the RAMtard in his natural habitat...
ee8m663
[neutral]
She paid 600 dollars for those boobs
eeocaeg
[neutral]
Don't call me bitch you fucking sexist. I bet you are one of those white devils. How many women and minorities have you suppressed today?
eda48wz
[anger, annoyance]
Yeah probably should've chosen a better sub, but I couldn't think of one
eeukvst
[remorse]
Totally and sorry for that
ed8lu3b
[remorse]
Pff sticking the bumper back on isn’t a massive task, I’d call it a win
ee0dkxe
[disapproval]
[NAME] man hope your luck changes soon. I’m sure they’ll patch it up in the future
ed4b4ov
[optimism]
What am I missing here? It's a noun, so no past tense?
eewho6h
[confusion, curiosity]
(slow claps) Well played!
edc17vm
[neutral]
You think her being a [NAME] is the reason for the hatred? Really?
edomho7
[curiosity]
[NAME] chatting with a kid while waiting to come out for the stars of the game. What a great guy.
edm6kh0
[admiration]
Well rock beats scissors
ee6wta6
[neutral]
Fucking monophanie looking ass floating with the dead, nice.
ed8r9yv
[anger, annoyance]
it's ironic you are identifying with the nazi character lol
ef7jlf9
[amusement]
But she spells oddly well, and these aren't small words. It's a bunch of interrupted/disjointed thoughts.
eduiuel
[admiration]
[NAME] man, how have you not suffocated with your head so far up your ass?
edb1zdu
[neutral]
Omg the etsy side hustle. I have time to do that, and it fulfills me so much
edjagp4
[joy]
Same here! I was addicted to her and beaus stories during their trip to Europe right before filming this season. They are the best!
ee9ao4q
[admiration]
CENTRISTS ONLY LEFTISTS GO AWAY also stop downvoting we don't want a circlejerk.
edim0uu
[disapproval]
They mean staged. This video is portrayed as a real occurrence. It might be, might not be. Don't really care.
eemvsju
[confusion]
> busy blasting stuff with plasma Sound like more fun.
eeelwg0
[joy]
Everything's broken then. It's not like all other discourse is high minded and unemotional.
ed2fg67
[disappointment]
Some do, others say "Thanks"...
eevi3dz
[gratitude]
Because it's the one right that we hope to never need, at least in the sense of revolt or self defense.
ef94qec
[optimism]
How dare you! Don’t you know seatbelts cause autism!
efegrrd
[anger]
Yes, I realize that. All my other relationships have been a year or longer but even a month into those I was miserable
edmy9hn
[realization]
This is a wholesome confession lol
edyltyu
[amusement]
Cheese cave time
edv3j6s
[neutral]
I don’t see anything awful on her. She’s old. That’s it.
ef27aym
[disapproval]
Stay safe, you will find someone one day.
eda9v6q
[caring]
I AM COMPARING THE TITLES YOU OVERGROWN CABBAGE
edr43yy
[neutral]
Exactly, humans are selfish. That was kinda my point, my reasons are superficial and only affect me. Theirs are not.
eef8r1b
[annoyance, disapproval]
At least I can get laid in my natural state.
edjktzo
[neutral]
Someone needs to quit horsing around I’ll go home now
eff2iok
[neutral]
The stories where he meets and talks shit to [NAME] are some of the best!
eeq3fob
[admiration]
Mr. [NAME], I don't feel so good...
edb1gjd
[neutral]
This is more like Instant Karma. The schadenfreude is strong with me, here! Wish I could upvote this twice! :)
efbnn3t
[annoyance]
That’s awesome. Feed the gators while getting rid of Pits. Kill two birds with one stone.
ed3elk7
[admiration]
I remember the Lions under [NAME]. Just no.
ed12pgq
[realization]
So birds and limes are bikes. Wow, TIL.
eew4v6s
[excitement]
Lol I’m sorry that has to be terrible if we were up 19 just to get smothered at the end.
ed9wsz1
[amusement, sadness]
Lol he said it was the driver's fault and everyone called him out.
edn6y20
[amusement]
Oof. Some bad D right there. [NAME] not much help
edm70gi
[neutral]
Deer needs to make a false injury claim and get paid did you see that fake I got hit jump it did?
edowvm4
[curiosity]
Wait is this the original template where all the satire comes from?
eenpruk
[neutral]
[NAME] these things were terrible. i presume they still are. #teamlemoncreams
ee9d3z8
[disgust]
Two horrible cunts
eev1d3j
[anger, disgust]
Two sessions, actually. He apparently found the party boring
efgjwp8
[neutral]
[NAME] couldn’t get them to the playoffs. Pulling out [NAME] for him is dumb
edennb2
[annoyance, neutral]
I don’t know the whole story here, but would getting your tubes tied be an option?
ef7ae9v
[curiosity]
I like these cultures and would be happy to tell you what sort of work qualifications/licensure/certification have you acquired, if any?
edojm0l
[curiosity, love]
Neither are foreign coups set up with the countries chamber of commerce and the head of the army.
eewd31p
[disapproval]
Good to see [NAME] getting some love.
eet10ms
[love]
Wait, you have friends that love you? You're gonna be okay dude. I promise.
eeza80x
[caring]
Totally looks like
edg3g7w
[neutral]
No telling I know is not eat it, I like eggs and I like cottage cheese but yuck no they can’t touch!
ee3a48x
[love]
What the hell did you just type?
ef7npz3
[annoyance]
I’m not frustrated... i think I was trying to be nice.. but now I’m confused and awkward. My apologies
eefjz95
[confusion]
I don't get what you mean
ef9lmu1
[confusion]
Seconded! [NAME] is gorgeous.
ed2wn96
[admiration]
I want to be their friend
eeswfs6
[desire]
You [NAME] did not make us look good at all.
ef58rsc
[annoyance, disappointment, disapproval]
He goes after my Wisconsin teams all the time... so I live that one haha. Pisses me off but still love em
eee37c1
[amusement, love]
Now you'll be more cautious of that in the future. Lessons were learned today son.
edt5gdd
[neutral]
Buy YouTube Likes
edpf8om
[neutral]
I agree we got to look at our team, not the players we have traded... good luck to them. Go dodgers!!
effxh3t
[approval]
This is a customer service gig and you’re flipping people off, maybe you should find another line of work 😂
ef3t23n
[annoyance, optimism]
That one guy barley touched the car and it stoped
eel4lhl
[neutral]
SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!
eegmod7
[neutral]
Lol! Nope. Any muscle in your body will shrink if yiu dont use it.
ee0wkun
[amusement]
Really? I had no idea the bioavailability was the same
edv4tod
[curiosity, surprise]
I still rock my Casey Hampton pro bowl jersey!!
edtu1s9
[excitement]
It still baffles me how they cover for him, and his trace amounts, when they’re in his body because he cheated in the first place.
edqbcr8
[neutral]
Even if [NAME] didn’t play we wouldn’t be winning sorry Just enjoy the ride and pay respect to the man who gave us our only championship
edkmxdh
[neutral]
I wonder what he's listening to...
effkngl
[curiosity]
I chopped it up a little for you. I hope that helps. I'm not sure I can make that much more concise.
eeljmo9
[optimism]
glad to hulp
ee6ysle
[gratitude]
I actually had to rewind a few times because I found myself getting distracted because I was kind of bored.
eef3thl
[disgust, realization]
Don’t laugh the way this game went I actually expected he will lay it in... then reality and [NAME] hit... thanks goodness
edlw7ay
[gratitude]
I second this. All signs point towards him biding his time until the next election and hopefully solidifying his place to expunge the filth.
eephxeq
[optimism]
neat, thank you!
edmkuuf
[gratitude]
You choose a bad time, no one is fessing up anything during an election.
eeqeoki
[caring]
Hi, [NAME]! I just wanted to stop by and wish you peace and happiness! -HappyFriendlyBot
edoi2eb
[desire, optimism]
Those sound yummy!
eebyxed
[amusement, excitement]
at first I thought this was a JWong diss thread lol
ee94nmh
[amusement]
Sorry, I laughed, not at you, but because this is so perfect and so relatable. Hope you're past it or getting past it.
ed4tllh
[admiration, optimism, sadness]
The question wasn’t phrased well, but she does look different than her normal self in this screencap
edomxex
[neutral]
Yeah dude, that's illegal in so many ways.
edg9c4n
[disapproval]
Word salad. You want America to do Afghanistan's job for them. It's not happening, those days are over.
ee8zbr7
[annoyance, neutral]
Omfg das a lotta snow. Maybe I'll get to pull out the gas powered snow thrower for the bloody first timeof the season.
ef43ubs
[surprise]
Ya uh that's gen Z sorry
eez1syh
[remorse]
Some, I assume, are good people.
ee5tkkc
[approval]
I like to bring up the fact that all of these pyramid schemes have corporate offices that have the exact same structure they are railing against.
eebevzm
[neutral]
Relocation trumps meddling in my book.
edf6f10
[neutral]
Drives to work, realizes its a holiday because nobody answers their phones. Still stuck at work... nothing to do. We dont get paid holidays :(
een0bg7
[annoyance, disappointment]
*holy shit* I'm pretty sure the panther thought the same thing
ee1gut4
[neutral]
I figured it would be “the joke is always real in the comments.”
ee22qag
[approval]
OmG pEyToN iSn'T gOoD eNoUgH tO hElP uS iN tHe PlAyOfFs! Dumbass Broncos fans circa December 2015.
edvnz26
[surprise]
I knew nothing about the cult, and it is one of my 2 or 3 favorite Netflix originals.
eeqkkl9
[admiration, approval]
Welcome back to H town!
ef2lew6
[gratitude]