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Funny thing is I come from New Zealand so the concept of health insurance and paying off maternity bills is foreign outer space Taliban talk to me.
eeystw3
[amusement]
I'm at work right now and its going to start snowing before I leave. I drive an MR2. Thoughts and prayers please.
ef8f6gt
[neutral]
You're not alone
edkwszm
[neutral]
Glad to hear it :)
eexk0cl
[gratitude]
Well if you already bought them why throw them away? Use them up and don't buy anymore.
ee6qxzm
[curiosity, disapproval]
Actually it's touching and kind of beautiful. The only thing stupid and lame is your comment.
ee5w3ll
[admiration, annoyance]
I guess you could say that it was unexpected
ef8eyly
[neutral]
I hope they caught the bastard
ee2skd7
[optimism]
[NAME] because hes best survivor
eebes3n
[admiration, neutral]
Observe the troll in its natural habitat! Majestic and elegant. Again and again it calls out its mating call:
ee2m3dz
[neutral]
That is one of the things I’m most excited for in S2. Seeing him playing [NAME] and go off like this so effortlessly is amazing
ee5y25t
[excitement]
I do enjoy my lawn. 😁
eevtqdp
[joy]
I don't think my town has a market.
ederxeo
[disapproval]
Homophobic AND racist. Yikes.
efaepcw
[neutral]
3:32 excuse me what the fuck.
efb7yjg
[anger]
That’s adorable! He probably wants them all in one spot so he can make sure they’re ok and not getting lost or hurt.
eeylwuu
[admiration, caring]
I go “thank you very much, come agaaain”. /s and I’m Indian
ed2ojyo
[gratitude]
Both are on the right though.
ee777bm
[approval, neutral]
Was referring to their government, should have specified that better.
ef6okhz
[realization]
I think I had that thought years ago, but then I heard they were making a third trailer park boys movie, so I wanted to see that.
efh3qeu
[approval]
Idk I sort of loved seeing rich kids get stranded on an island with nothing but retired 737s to get them home.
eem4bmj
[love]
Oh man I actually ugly laughed out loud. This is awesome 😂
eeamoj9
[admiration, amusement]
What are you rambling on about
eelzjf6
[curiosity]
I love it when people have a background in STEM and the arts and manage to pursue both!
ee3gl76
[love]
also big pp
edt7fa6
[neutral]
I'm not surprised at all considering, you know, buzzfeed
eeevz5o
[realization]
Yeah it kinda sucks, that much is for sure, I'm just wondering if anyone knows why or has the same problem
ed4f4io
[confusion]
Fuck my life
efdb9bd
[anger]
When will [NAME] learn that recycling his old favorite beliefs and takes from 2008, will not end or age well.
edo6qnd
[curiosity, realization]
Anthem is a good 45 min from Scottsdale and the rush hour traffic is a nightmare.
ee2ybxe
[fear]
I like your enthusiasm and hope for the same outcome, but as the old saying goes- don't count your eggs before they hatch.
ee3db19
[admiration, love, optimism]
> saving the children Because this will save a tiny of fraction of what could be saved with a cell phone ban.
edq5xbg
[neutral]
Thanks, but I am most certainly broken.
edg8vej
[gratitude]
Ignored it and it will be forgotten 2-3 months from now.
eewshbb
[neutral]
So it's we now eh jerk-off, as in troll farm to creat FUD and drive the premium up on the order book. I knew it.
eet51lu
[neutral]
hate to say it but nobody outside of saskatchewan has heard of [NAME] either
eduxbdx
[disappointment, disapproval]
I love trying new foods for the most part
ed4gn8u
[love]
I want to end myself when it happens
efbr98y
[disappointment, sadness]
Also upvoted. Karma always helps. Edit: thanks for all the upvotes guys. I appreciate your support
eec0j7c
[admiration, gratitude]
Competent, maybe, but erratic, unpredictable, and somewhat homicidal.
eddhak6
[confusion]
Resident complainers complaining about the resident weirdos preemptively. Classic Reddit.
edzeebg
[neutral]
ho boy are you in for a surprise
eeu6grr
[surprise]
Yes it does
ed2hx8v
[approval]
calm down there satan
ee162bv
[caring, neutral]
Yup that game was where I was like we have to draft him!!!!!
ee603a2
[joy, realization]
You're all insane.
ed5bawt
[neutral]
Wow no wonder everyone is driving mopeds around. That's all there's room for.
ee9qtgy
[surprise]
Culture war is a two-player game. This would only mean a different tribe would have believed the claims and a different tribe would have disbelieved them.
eeryxdu
[neutral]
❤❤❤❤❤ this morning in my head I kept saying let go of the resentment this is amazing
efdc051
[admiration, love]
Ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
eeur62k
[curiosity]
Wow. Did not realize [NAME] was a top 20
ee1mqwo
[realization, surprise]
So I have a hobby, I'm passionate about my 2nd Amendment rights, and I dont post/comment on reddit often. Your point?
eezvy6k
[approval]
I cannot believe the fucking audacity of him. Have some shame for [NAME] sake.
efc72ly
[anger, annoyance, disappointment]
I wonder if she unliked you? That'd then make sense for the rest of it.
effwtuz
[approval]
We still luv u
edfkpmn
[love]
My mom is attractive. My dad is ugly. I look like my dad. My bro looks like my mom infact he is a chad
ef0ropo
[neutral]
You two are perfect for one another.
ed6kfll
[admiration]
[NAME]. hopefully that mindset will change (no pun intended)
eeyw56b
[optimism]
They can’t really do anything. Russia has far too much powering the organization for the un to be effective.
ee3ynix
[neutral]
If it’s like my store it might change. I have to check my schedule every other day because of changes
eehe2ls
[realization]
that' be dope! Like a bunch of arrows following him like Red Death had bats
effum5y
[neutral]
Well, you stopped coming on CV. Now I am left alone to fend off Agent debaters.
eetpbqh
[disappointment]
>If you're not embarrassed they probably won't probe. I'd hope not!
edp0fn8
[neutral]
Discord. It’s there in the FAQ.
eede1ce
[disapproval]
And its not me
ed4erz2
[neutral]
Cool. Glad I'm not the only one who found it weird.
efaj757
[approval, relief]
ahh [NAME] know you are well known people sooo...this isnt good thing
ef81eye
[neutral]
Just out of curiosity, what happened with the big dog?
ee5xfyq
[curiosity]
Cafe hopping today! At the third one now. Might be too much coffee for me in one span though.
edo3i5r
[optimism]
I'm 6'4", every [NAME] damn public bathroom wall is too short for my taste.
eed3m4g
[neutral]
I hope they bring him back. Last year was awesome
ed3cvxm
[admiration, desire]
Is [NAME] somewhere on Apple Music? I can’t find her
efa2agb
[neutral]
Videos on YouTube bout this it's old
edahf1c
[neutral]
Only until security finds it stuffed with coke.
edy6hcn
[realization]
Dv cus it’s playful doggos
eda0qc2
[neutral]
i can change mood for no reason on seconds. Im happy ish. To sad or frustrated to anger and rage and not always in that order.
ed7n5pl
[pride]
I have no idea what that even means nor why you're being such a massive prick
edkqqk6
[confusion]
You might be on to something, but did you have a question?
ed1a5vj
[curiosity]
Oh boy lol
ees6471
[amusement]
Sorry, not sorry, but this seems wrong and extremely disrespectful.
ee48xtb
[disapproval]
There should be a single age for all things to be legal as an adult not a bunch of random numbers.
ed357mz
[neutral]
You need to lable your factors or else this is indecipherable.
ed0b8xo
[neutral]
In recent news [NAME] hangs "funny clown magic man" for sorcery and disrespecting mother Russia.
ed5tvp6
[neutral]
Ha. How funny He's the only geezer who thinks he's madness.
edjzdy4
[amusement]
If my friend talked about my girl like he would be picking up his teeth. Support your gf. Period.
ee85thj
[caring]
You can love both [NAME] and the person you are with.
edwsvwh
[approval, love, neutral]
It should go well with kratom anyway. I need to just eliminate anxiety and not have cravings
efgjn0t
[nervousness]
They stole his toilet bucket
ef2acim
[neutral]
I don't think you should ever be forced to do any work, so obviously not.
edmqgwx
[disapproval]
No. Not the I. :(
efekdh5
[disapproval, sadness]
Hypocritical is pot calling the kettle genocide
ed2y7ow
[neutral]
just get the paper that say it is real and see how shit it is.
ee2e7la
[annoyance]
What a handsome guy, anybody know what breed that is?
eejktm3
[admiration, neutral]
Wow you really can’t handle losing can you?
edmtw2i
[curiosity, surprise]
He's actually 2-3 years older than [NAME]
ed8ib5d
[neutral]
Wah wahooooo!
ef1mymu
[excitement]
Calm down snowflake. Comment stalking from a week ago is really sad, especially when you're whining about something that I'm 100% right on.
edk6gbr
[sadness]
Not really.
ed3zw5l
[neutral]
I was trying to make a friend that was being a douche jealous by telling him I was having a 3 some. Accidentally messaged it to my father.
eenln7s
[embarrassment]
This is a real funny joke, [NAME].
ed2todw
[joy]