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[NAME] lmaooo this made me laugh, thank you 😂
ef27f31
[amusement, gratitude]
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out...
eelgzd7
[neutral]
>Yes. I’m an idiot. Checks out.
efb0gx3
[annoyance]
Hang on, I'll see if I can find them and then I'll get back to you. :-)
eeqdkdx
[neutral]
Not gonna lie I’m pretty out of it for New Years so I probably knew-jerked more than necessary. Happy New Years my man!
ed00o9u
[excitement, gratitude]
Ahhh India. Where she would have been raped 17 times on her daily commute.
edsxiln
[neutral]
Sign my name to it too lol it was so awful we deserve pain and suffering for that!
eda0l6x
[disgust]
Ok, thanks for the clarification. I don't find it compelling but I appreciate your time and patience.
edk24bk
[admiration, gratitude]
I never said prostitution doesn't exist. I said it is off the streets.
eeqtzwl
[disapproval, neutral]
That's fucking awesome! I had no idea they would straight up off a dude for trifling! Lmao Winning information forsure, cheers man.
edd5tdy
[amusement]
You told me it was pointless to point it out. You're the idiot
edniutj
[anger]
Would love a weapon selection thing for him where you can choose whether to have lightning or a saber for each hand
eel3h2m
[love]
Wow City all of a sudden not so invincible anymore, have as many defeats as us now...
efc0suk
[surprise]
I don't need a pogram. The best targ killers are other targs
eesapvz
[disapproval]
Dude. This is exactly what happened to me. I hope you’re doing well. Hang in there.
edbuojb
[optimism]
A new apartman will give you peace of mind. Start saving up.
ef1u0th
[approval, caring]
Feels good getting a number next to our name again.
eems49s
[joy]
Ay i saw that live. You have amazing movement! GG bro!
ee7qz65
[admiration]
Thanks! I'm so keen :)
eenhno5
[gratitude]
[NAME] died for our shins
efal6xm
[approval]
This is a genuinely good point. It’s enough to take me from giving zero shits to giving a modest shit against them.
ef5jahi
[approval]
Bring on the mosquito to destroy those tired legs
edzr5oz
[annoyance]
Cute! Love it sister
eeuaik7
[admiration, love]
Yeesh, let her wallow then. You did the right thing in trying!
edkdsg3
[approval]
PS. I love my aunt! She’s one of the reasons I went into “nursins.”
ee8pz1j
[love]
Wish he'd upload more 😪
edi9ise
[desire]
Great write up, you’ve sold me on Munchak being a good hire.
edb278k
[admiration]
Pretty nice to see CONCACAF signing for the CPL.
edql0mu
[admiration]
I sure hope so. I wanna cry tears of joy knowing [NAME] and [NAME] rode off into the sunset with one last ring.
ef7vh6z
[joy, optimism]
You sound upset.
eezweps
[disappointment, sadness]
Is there an accepted definition of when one fart ends and the next one begins?
ee23bi1
[neutral]
Oh damn, it’s gonna hunt me down.
efbinm8
[anger]
True. I think the only way vegan lab-grown meat could be produced is via self-renewing stem cells which is still a very undeveloped technology
ed4j8rz
[approval]
I am unconcerned.
edeq0rd
[sadness]
Literally everywhere. There's nothing especially Texan about any of this. I heard all of this in freaking SCONSIN.
eeochpb
[disappointment]
The blonde one of the news and yer man off Corrie
eepu6oo
[neutral]
I will not being awkward if I am being myself but I just scared
edgjiy4
[fear]
Made by [NAME] who also was involved with Sacred Games so I think you'll enjoy it.
eepg1vf
[joy]
You're clearly reporting all of my comments, and then acting like you don't know why they could get deleted haha, that's hilarious.
ee1b0f2
[amusement]
Can't have a triangle without 3 parties. That description is the exact same as my nex, too.
efh61hh
[neutral]
Eh so much easier to drug her and do what he wants.
edd4k78
[neutral]
I can’t imagine being this retired
ee36r7p
[disappointment]
PC! Utah>Colorado
edydu2c
[neutral]
I feel the same way. I wasn't depressed when we lost.
edrqyar
[neutral]
As a BMW owner, I don't understand what this meme is even talking about.
ef6oprl
[confusion, disapproval]
Love me some Black and Tans, also love Snake Bites as well.
ee122qx
[love]
I mean, those are all true for people that aren't pregnant too aside from the swelling.
eevl9j4
[approval]
This sub is very very bad at irony
edzsgnz
[disapproval]
Still a statistical minority by a great deal.
eej7lcs
[approval]
I know. Idk what to say after they say they already have one. I say oh good! And then it's awkward
efewb3z
[embarrassment]
The double standard. Taking pictures of women without their permission is taboo and creepy.
edamkkw
[disgust]
Wizards really embracing the tank, having [NAME] playing the 5 against [NAME]
ed4dcht
[neutral]
that's a pretty cool box art. Shame the beetle's hand isn't actually wrapped around the stick though.
ed2jvh5
[admiration]
I am a young teenager and can’t drive. Plus my mom would not take me to their places even if they were doing something.
eczlfft
[neutral]
Hang on to all sorts of things just in case. Eat inexpensive food.
ef7lwnw
[caring]
he didnt miss that
eecin0z
[neutral]
horrific clock management too!
ee0n4lp
[neutral]
Lol "progressive reformer". Gotta love how gullible Chicago voters are
ed9y2xd
[amusement, love]
I'll kill you if you do that again, *honey*
edatc4w
[anger]
you are a good man
ee6v2ij
[admiration]
I've always wanted one of those but like worry it'll make a huge mess in my washer
ef7o72y
[desire, optimism]
[NAME] looks miserable in those photos.
efaytkx
[disapproval]
Best decision of your life.
ef65n0e
[admiration]
ok now you are being adorable on purpose i see what youre doing
edog0xh
[neutral]
Someone being kinda mad is undoubtedly better than someone having their tongue ripped out
eed3jms
[approval]
There's a sweet spot. Pathfinder Kingmaker has important lines voiced, and others are just text. It works great.
edmsoei
[admiration, neutral]
that is what retardation looks like
eeb9aft
[neutral]
[NAME]. Think there’s some controversy over how common that was though
eeoenuz
[neutral]
[NAME]? Is that you?
eedo4wh
[curiosity]
Better than any HBr, anyway
edxuqlr
[admiration, neutral]
This is actually fascinating. I actually love this. Please don't call the cops.
ee0gabk
[love]
Just grip it and rip it!
eds37db
[neutral]
Is your job my job? Because I don't know what it is about hardware stores that make Ppl stupid but hell are they stupid...
eehwzkv
[anger]
Not an ulcer (canker sore), like literally a tastebud
edu3jav
[neutral]
This happens all the time when guys pick me up. I don’t know anything about cars. Just tell me the color
edq4pxi
[confusion]
why are you so angry
eet4otg
[neutral]
And this is why this sub is the way it is.
eeqodcp
[realization]
He is [NAME]. That's the twist this soap opera needs!
ef0agpv
[neutral]
That is even worse. No tax from them and we provide them with services.
eefugwr
[disgust]
That guys entire account is the biggest comedy cemetery out there
ed1e8vm
[amusement]
It's amazingly fun even after all these years. Aged terribly graphics-wise though.
eepy4z1
[admiration]
Not with that attitude we won't. There are some developments that may change your attitude in the very near future.
edmzazs
[optimism]
Just says that [NAME] is his new main man. Doubt it was an intentional dig at [NAME] but it sure feels like it.
eecxm14
[neutral]
Getting outshot 12-5 but ending the period scoreless? I'll take it.
ed48abl
[neutral]
Oil Kings game tomorrow is to promote organ donation!!! Come check it out! [NAME] will be there with super awesome/ugly [NAME] jerseys!!
eedx22w
[neutral]
Thank you for ruining the [NAME] joke.
edag4z6
[gratitude]
No worries. We just like to make sure everyone is safe and has a voice.
ef2i4dt
[caring]
It's not better or worse, just different.
edv1uia
[neutral]
Lol the fact that actual fans can't afford tickets is why there are let's go heat chants at this game
ef4yyoh
[amusement, annoyance]
oh thats rather weak then. kmt thought they would know better. its a reactable headbutt.
ef0tov4
[neutral]
It's even worse when one considers that they are intent on moving to Europe and that by moving to a developed region their carbon footprint will increase significantly.
edmhgdo
[annoyance]
Two wrongs don't make a right..
ed2lu9j
[realization]
Damn that is spicey
een2gr6
[neutral]
I'm disappointed by him not bragging about his 99 level atheism.
ed5ahzl
[disappointment, realization]
ooh man I miss OutKast. brings me back to my childhood
eeok2p5
[sadness]
Holy shit nice block [NAME]
edojzsn
[admiration]
I actually have an odd feeling the game will become even more fun than before.
eeddxes
[excitement]
I am so sorry to hear about your wife’s tragic injury.
ee23ppc
[grief, sadness]
Who [NAME] should fight next after AB
ee8wo3a
[neutral]
Surprised Colorado ain’t got one the way things have been going here past couple years
ef2ctfl
[surprise]