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Lol nah i’m not playing your game dude. Have a good night
eehaifd
[amusement, caring]
Oh my [NAME] I completely didn’t realise. I’m so sorry
ee3n3fu
[remorse]
You know nothing about the country if America.
ef5itks
[neutral]
I was so scared to click that. Yet I did.
ee2kbgz
[fear]
Well, i was hoping it didn't run flat.
ef4r44w
[optimism]
There is irony in what you guys are saying.
edf80ua
[disapproval]
Ugh. Sounds awful. I’m sorry :(
ee33kkm
[remorse]
[NAME]. I’m not sure you’ll feel the same way when it hurts to open doors when you’re 35.
efhclgb
[confusion]
if my dog dont like u i dont like u and if my dog gets into a fight u know im jumpin in there with him
edagw2c
[neutral]
It's absolutely 100% abuse, as others have said you need to get the hell away from him.
ee9frq0
[disapproval]
OMG the bra hanging out of the back of that dress is so cringe.
ed9u3rc
[embarrassment, fear]
They wouldn't be entirely wrong...I know I'm certainly fatigued with the way Doctor Who has been going for a while now.
ed3zjkm
[neutral]
I am glad your okay.
efebcgj
[joy]
Thanks for sharing that info. I'll see how low I can go. Did you do a trade in?
edrzvs2
[gratitude]
You smile warmly at people.
ed6c84a
[admiration, gratitude]
she got knocked the f out!
ee8t8iy
[neutral]
I am curious how much he will get
ednou9o
[curiosity]
“I am going to be going through a nasty divorce in a few years so I will need the money.” - [NAME]
edq92b2
[sadness]
The inevitable divorce is probably going to cost him more than a new ring
ed36alb
[neutral]
>Emotions like this will get you killed. That is too bad, considering I was planning on living forever.
edv0fik
[annoyance, disapproval]
I'm poly and jn the Raleigh area too, moved here for my wife's job, surprised to find so many people mention it haha.
ed8lzbw
[surprise]
I love Chinese buffets. All the ones in my town are gone, all buffets are gone, sucks
edzkofi
[disappointment, love]
Sorry to burst your bubble but [NAME] is more popular than [NAME]
eeau02y
[remorse]
I actually really like these, my little sister would be in love with these!
eer5aqj
[love]
TL;DR No more Superbowls for [NAME]. Get ready for another winning season that ends in disappointment.
eczb4bm
[disappointment]
I mean, it's aight
efdgsku
[approval]
Man of the people....
ef6ytqx
[neutral]
Tasso. Heavily spiced.
eetcprx
[neutral]
This sentence has a very different meaning in Australia.
ef7lev1
[neutral]
[NAME] Damn [NAME]
edocyhg
[neutral]
Its not... your fault
eenlf95
[neutral]
Are you afraid of [NAME]?
ef2b0am
[confusion, curiosity]
She looks like a [NAME].
ed29wza
[admiration]
Post this to /r/penmanshipporn I *dare* you. Edit: been done already, I shoulda figured lol
edp8gyz
[amusement]
I had an anourism and got stage 4 terminal cancer from reading that so I reckon that means I need the tablet
effcz4d
[neutral]
I think you may just be an asshole/moron bud... sorry.
edvxx8z
[anger, annoyance, remorse]
We'll get em next time, Fox.
eed679m
[neutral]
So are we discussing the bill as it is written, or this new imaginary bill you just proposed?
efe17o5
[confusion, curiosity]
Thank you for helping me realize that p&r bloopers is exactly what i need right now
ed5vgdb
[gratitude]
Nobody is ever the only one to think anything.
eecjsr7
[neutral]
We will never survive with 5% unemployment with moderate growth and a continued house building program to correct supply. Sounds horrendous
ef9r75r
[fear]
man remember when it was 1996 and I was zero years old? good times
ee2wjn6
[neutral]
Hiroshima is a crime against humanity
eecksck
[neutral]
It’s a [NAME], very fun guns to shoot. Nothing like a good old lever action sometimes!
eeiv61z
[amusement]
B plug? What the hell. Use an A plug or you're never going to become doctor some day.
eeex3e6
[disapproval]
The sign doesn't have units! Maybe the speed limit is 45 light yrs per second!!!!
eecrfg8
[confusion, disapproval]
Just keep on digging.
eev8ses
[neutral]
Favorite color.
ed3po61
[neutral]
Funny because I only owe 20k... I guess no one told these kids community college exists.
edqdqpy
[amusement]
Rip I guess.... Hope op does that Also happy cake day!
ede2zgs
[optimism]
Yeah I realised that a bit too late. I still wanted to further explain myself regardless but thank you for being nice about it.
ee82i41
[gratitude]
Fuck I needed this. I found out that after next Friday I'm going to be jobless...
edndl2k
[neutral]
You fool! Now look what you've unleashed!
ed6syhw
[anger]
Thanks, I hate it
edpuzck
[anger, gratitude]
It's racism. It doesn't make me angry, it makes me feel sorry for their ignorance and yours.
edosk3l
[annoyance]
Thanks, I'm the LAOTOP and I found this response as informative as the comments in the original post.
eerw88c
[gratitude]
I saw in another thread that the kid had previously pranked the barber, and this was his way of getting back at him.
eee5guq
[neutral]
That was 1 scene and I think was more about her sense of powerlessness in the situation
eef5h6g
[approval]
thanks guys appreciate the clarifications!
edh4c40
[gratitude]
He already has 2 fouls
ediz7vh
[approval]
The "[NAME] says it's true" line makes me think he's messing with you.
eerbw5k
[annoyance]
This is just a stupid question. The answer is who cares? [NAME] is on an entirely different level from [NAME].
ee826u2
[annoyance, disapproval]
Was gonna hit you with the /r/gatekeeping for that elitist mentality, but you recognized your errors. Props.
eezx8dd
[realization]
Me too, and not just for the eyeball forks.
ee8fxtu
[neutral]
That's a really good one too. I am pretty upset to learn how limited my vocabulary is
edc0h4a
[sadness]
I wish there was some way to put this in the sidebar.
eefl6vm
[neutral]
I want the Bears to get to the Superbowl because they haven't won one in three decades and my dad is a lifelong Bears fan.
edf8dxu
[desire]
Some guys are gonna get their hopes up if you are at all young *or* pretty. You may attract less attention if you can avoid moving.
eeqe7ff
[neutral]
Ion know but it would be better for you to just buy some trim and make them yourself, its not that hard and you can dose it
efavtdu
[neutral]
Happy Birthday [NAME]. You wont read this message but itll be here.
ee8ts7k
[caring]
Great shot, from experience very difficult.
efcc9c6
[admiration]
Gl hf team we can do this! :[NAME]: Whole team leaves
ee5wvbr
[optimism]
ranked is perfect and elo gap doesnt exist (fucking kill me)
eeuiend
[disappointment]
Tried to /r/woooosh but I guess I gotta take this L :/
efh1sjw
[neutral]
Yo this [NAME] was literally pulling moves out of the Hitman games jumping over to your balcony. Thats terrifying.
eeddi3d
[fear]
I don’t see the MAGA hat kid working to undermine civil liberty. It’s at least understandable to react violently to tyrants.
eerq4uk
[annoyance, approval, neutral]
Autistic space AIDS
ee77k1e
[neutral]
We only want to impose high taxes on those damnable minorities who are ruining our great nation.
eenm1hy
[neutral]
Fuck taking the high road. If I’m [NAME] I’m blasting the officials when I speak to the media.
eektyg0
[anger]
The worst thing is when you find it in a place you know you looked first.
ef5k88t
[neutral]
[NAME] Edit: but certainly LP deflated there
eeh4iap
[neutral]
What the fuck? Why would you ever say that? Downvoting you smfh edit
efecu14
[anger, annoyance]
Cant wait til [NAME] passes him. [NAME] is an ungrateful mofo. Anyone that praises their own work ethic and hard work needs slapped silly.
eeht0xf
[annoyance, disapproval]
This is the correct answer. I've seen more stupid memes about this show before I'd even seen it.
ed2ycpu
[approval]
I prefer console and most of my friends play cod. I still enjoy gbs every year
edlone1
[joy]
That is so sick. That kid will feel sooo awesome later in life. What doctor agreed to this though?
eejz0zd
[curiosity]
Classic lab. "Man that was really tough, but can we go play now?"
eeq5n8a
[curiosity]
I haven't seen a single [NAME] article. But there have been a few [NAME] articles around recently.
edled8h
[realization]
Get Ready!
eeze41s
[neutral]
I think, on my next play through I’m going to save right before so I can keep going back and reliving this night! Lol
eerzdwu
[neutral]
TLDR; we get many drizzle days and our summers are amazing.
eedjfkg
[admiration]
B + A? Is that [NAME] and [NAME]?
ednmyfg
[curiosity, neutral]
HALLELUJAH!!!! YOUVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!
ed4nft0
[surprise, neutral]
I love music but I haven't given a shit about the Triple J's Hottest 100 in at least 10 years
ef2jec1
[love]
The internationalist EU. The [NAME], [NAME], [NAME] and [NAME] are just brimming with all that international SOLIDARITY ❤️
edpv252
[approval]
Sounds like a standard room and board agreement. Nothing communist about that at all.
edoqwlj
[neutral]
Lol. The majority of military jobs aren’t combat related.
eda3ina
[amusement]
Yea, I'm willing to bet the auto makers have known about this technology for quite a while.
ee92f0s
[optimism]
I don't believe no one in your class thought of Mac or iPhone.
eezjciz
[neutral]
Oh getting down voats. The EU fascists don't like it when you speak out against the 4th Reich.
ee58hyg
[neutral]