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the screw i need is different than what they sell. we tried.
ed3rkhb
[realization]
Skyrim kinda aged poorly but I still keep coming back to it. Might start another playthrough soon.
edp3v8s
[optimism]
Robinhood & LibertyX receive licenses from New York
eev7hj7
[neutral]
Dude this is definitely an exit scam. I went thru the crypsty collapse this feels exactly the same. It shouldn't take 30hrs to get 1btc out.
eebke1t
[neutral]
I just need [NAME] to retire already so I can stop hating on him and appreciate all he's done... Even if it has caused me great suffering.
ef5m49k
[admiration, sadness]
Im looking for this, but I predict a 3-1 win to barça. I really hope [NAME] doesnt bore me
edwkk3o
[optimism]
Unreal. [NAME]- Expert level
efeo8w6
[admiration]
Lol I don’t disagree, but the perimeter defense let them walk into the paint. You can blame [NAME] too.
edoxmip
[amusement, disapproval]
Uncle doods is awesome.
edm2mo2
[admiration]
Or the action to take on the bad feeling. As we say in poker, "he made a bad read, and got coolered."
eestsfh
[neutral]
Just get on good ol reddit and have the nice people decide what you do.
ef2b3ev
[approval]
it's a good thing they had a screen protector on it
eelf1ah
[admiration]
Ah, alt right thinking. Afraid of people who have anything 'upstairs,' or 'between their ears.'
eekbqug
[fear]
I always thought it was his country could be wrong tho
eergatc
[neutral]
Its the only one...
edu6mrm
[neutral]
This team will never win another super bowl with the current coaching staff. That’s my leveled emotional viewpoint
ed0dyfl
[disappointment, disapproval]
I live in the area, and I haven’t noticed the smell anymore the last few times I’ve walked by there.
eddx7sj
[neutral]
Must've misunderstood something about his injury. Thanks for pointing it out
ed8ib4y
[gratitude]
Nice, I didn't know that! Thanks for the info.
edzlkgl
[admiration, gratitude]
Yep. He also said it’d happen on a Manbij patrol
ee8kh9s
[approval, neutral]
Maybe they actually went to help the guy who fell instead of just filming?
ed0i3o5
[neutral]
He was the best hitter in baseball 2017 ST. That's not a joke. What happened since is a few things, but he was.
edsk2gq
[admiration, realization]
If you can keep it from going out / someone putting you out, yes.
ee58bvr
[neutral]
Am i missing something or is this an antijoke that doesn't belong here?
ee867uh
[curiosity]
I imagined as much, but I wasn’t sure, thanks for the clarification.
eeub700
[gratitude]
Weird way to spell Voldo.
edngx7f
[annoyance]
Ever heard of the New Deal? Look it up, it was pretty cool.
ednh8gb
[admiration, curiosity]
Wonder what the sub’s average age is.
edjhmps
[surprise]
Get a final closure by telling her mom. Your ex might have told her another story about the breakup.
ef89ms8
[neutral]
THAT’S how we’re getting to Tahiti
ee5opi1
[neutral]
The characters and story are really enjoyable. The dungeons are awesome. Generally decent sidequests. Fun items. Cool art style and character designs
effc2dg
[admiration, excitement, joy]
*pounces on you* uwu you’re so warm
ef0ras9
[love]
Coffee is a nasal cleanser.
edckt4x
[neutral]
While we appreciate trying to help with the report function, next time either block them after or ignore them instead of getting into a fight. Thanks.
eez8nxs
[gratitude]
Now you seem like a dumb cunt
edrdyt9
[neutral]
209 comments and we don’t get to read any? All that good pasta advice going to waste. Shame.
edsb0rn
[curiosity, embarrassment]
*it's free real essential oils*
ef6y4a6
[neutral]
Another horror story - just getting on your train at the time it should have been arriving at the end destination 3 hours away.
eeoozoo
[neutral]
Google “Video Game Addiction”. You’re already at step one. You know you have a problem.
efbok2g
[realization]
Do women make the razor blade choices for their spouses? I guess they could aim for that demographic.
ee7ojja
[curiosity, neutral]
No, but I might choose to not support certain teams because their owners are trash.
ees7mym
[anger]
Reminds me of the old lady in Police Academy 4 shooting the .44 magnum. Damn that was fun!
eepl0w8
[realization]
That'd be a funnier picture if it was just a picture of the floor with nothing on it
ee08330
[amusement]
I like him too but when we DFAd him last year you’d have thought we cut [NAME]
ee2f4ik
[admiration, approval]
Idk, my fleshlite addiction is pretty costly
ee3iko9
[confusion]
he was stellar the Memphis game down the stretch. honestly forgot about that
edcegf4
[neutral]
No audio here either (Reddit mobile app)
ed39kim
[neutral]
When ever I’m feeling depressed or alone, I’ll just image you and think “it could be worse”.
edptcc0
[disgust]
For me it’s the complete opposite. Complete dread in the morning and usually more hopeful in the evening.
eeiq8gb
[optimism]
Because your considered “boring”. Girls love drama. It’s a thing.
edyehs2
[neutral]
Right now! What should I do!?
eexpqbw
[neutral]
Reminds me of this short.
eezvvuj
[neutral]
Your name needs some work LOL
ef17w5q
[amusement]
It'll be the first game of the day!
ee46j8g
[excitement]
>You do realize that video is from a movie right? >Mentions [NAME]
eeg41cr
[curiosity, neutral]
Toxic masculinity' is as anti-man as 'gangrenous arm' is anti-limb Less so, in fact
edytoe9
[neutral]
I love how dramatic it is. It's perfectly self aware
ee1lnid
[love]
nah, my face is the farthest thing possible from cute ;-;
eekmkda
[disapproval]
But not if you've accepted rent from him, which it appears you have.
eeo7y4s
[neutral]
I would never tell anyone stick is better than pad, but speaking personally, it's way more fun
edthhuh
[joy]
Nope. Just running from people wielding axes like a normal person. Instead of acting like a tough guy on the internet like you.
eepryut
[disapproval]
And [NAME] should go sell his wife's ketchup. He's good for nothing else besides selling out our country.
eeswudd
[disapproval]
Oh fuck I almost forgot to jerk off and smoke weed today. I'm so forgetful. Appreciate the reminder.
efavv2e
[embarrassment]
Made me so angry to read that, I almost downvoted your comment. Upvoted, for sure. Grr!
edye4g8
[anger]
Organizational Change Manager and I fucking love it and have for 7 years. Still enjoy going to work every day.
edz8w0k
[joy, love]
I'm suprised I didn't see more of these. Thanks for the support :)
ef3215x
[gratitude, surprise]
me too, always smoke a cig with the joint, they are best friends
ef2264s
[neutral]
Exactly lol.
edklf85
[amusement]
It's 2019 and people are *still* saying "SJW's?" Ha! Hahahahaha! Oh my life. [NAME].
eepjd53
[amusement]
Love the fact that the security guard or whatever he was made him roll down the passenger window instead of walking around to the drivers side, lol.
ee0mmso
[admiration, amusement]
According to what?
ed6ysv8
[confusion]
Posts like this depress me severely. I pray to [NAME] my kids don't live with me until they are almost 30.
ef17zkd
[desire, disappointment]
Yikes that made me tense up. Not sure I was breathing. 10/10. Very painful looking
ef8z9nr
[nervousness]
My mom likes to use the word, “tripolar” for me and it’s aggravating.
eep0p61
[annoyance]
Wow I guess alcoholics and drug addicts done exist either! and everyone always makes logical great decisions!!
eedxu2y
[admiration]
It's a black cockatoo. They're rare and kind of beautiful to see.
effdfdu
[admiration]
Here’s your participation award
edu4q4w
[neutral]
Alright leaving town now. Thanks again. Taking my mom she’s always wanted to go to a game.
edxxsfn
[gratitude]
Thanks man. You too
ef5bh7s
[gratitude]
Wow that was such a beautiful drive by [NAME]. Really wish we could see more of that
edzqh1i
[neutral]
I want him to change and realize he messed up and he needs to do better
eedf0to
[caring, desire, realization]
Just like he couldn’t call his executive producer [NAME] to ask if [NAME] had met [NAME] in TFA.
eemu2su
[neutral]
Friendly fire dude, I wanted the other criminal
eeban97
[neutral]
Hush up. This is one of our greatest accomplishments. Teaching minorities the subtle art of self suppression though mutual degradation was no small task.
edxrkwr
[admiration, optimism]
Well that escalated quickly.
edpjt8i
[admiration, neutral]
The sea was angry that day my friends...
eeb2y2u
[anger]
It's a shame you're sticking up for a dictator who orders the beating and shooting of protesters in the street.
ef0q6gd
[anger, annoyance]
Because of this bad situation some people are afraid of becoming youtubers because of this
ed99kw8
[fear]
You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback
ef0bbo2
[disapproval]
Not sure how you got that outta my post. I play a lot of non-meta stuff all the time just because I find it fun or challenging.
eduwvzn
[confusion, joy]
FaceTime actually sounds like a brilliant solution. I don't know why I didn't think of that, but I'm glad you did!
eez5nzv
[gratitude]
You are alone and touching her...that is a glaring sign!
eera0wb
[neutral]
Thanks mate. I’ll incorporate that into my game. Thanks mate.
eevir70
[gratitude]
She broke that young man's toes, ankles, and knees on that fall. lol
edkfujc
[amusement]
My seven year old usually wants to change behind closed doors and her decision is respected
edk8fh2
[approval, desire]
If they are suffering immense pain, I doubt watching Endgame is high on their list of priorities
ef8ertc
[confusion]
Too bad he went back home to Nepal, it's always great seeing these young spinners getting a go in the BBL.
edujmcx
[sadness]
You were in a movie once!
ednl2lt
[realization, neutral]
Thanks. I want to travel the world but have no reasonable way of affording it.
ed0k0sn
[gratitude]
[NAME] got a thing for redheads? [NAME] would love to have a word with you.
efemt0g
[love]