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Large McDonalds fry 🙈
eet5ryt
[neutral]
You shut your mouth
ee3mw0h
[anger]
I hope so. Either [NAME] or [NAME] deserve it the most
eebgwb9
[optimism]
You make less than zero sense.
ee2cq0e
[annoyance]
I'm so sorry for your loss. One of my favourite unisex names is [NAME].
edl3m4r
[remorse]
Best kiki dance I’ve ever seen
eemwcl9
[admiration]
That’s an insult to special needs people everywhere.
ef0q153
[neutral]
Who took the photo?
edvjsb0
[confusion, curiosity]
I mean New Orleans is really fun even with little to no drinking. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
eei023b
[admiration]
I love you, as a feminist with ASD words are very hard for me and you described this so well
edzwlrx
[love]
I love how the tires are Raiders logo
ee356ca
[love]
Yes that's correct, without TWDG no story based game would exist , but i still like LiS
ed8rxt8
[admiration]
Looks like the walk of shame. Heading home after a night of partying and to much drinking.
edzfk5b
[embarrassment]
Tell him to breathe quietly during the show or else! Ha ha ha
eeyzloa
[amusement]
Lol. That's exactly what I said. Yep. That's it.
eesd3xv
[amusement]
At least a feed of diazies stops me shitting the bed over the idea of a man wearing a dress. Uppa fuckin erps!!!
edcfkgc
[anger]
You just blew my mind. Why haven't I thought of that before. You think someone would have explored that far east.
eeqm6lu
[curiosity]
So time to trade [NAME] for a 6th round pick then eh.
ecztu5v
[neutral]
Damnit, it was *Flavor-Aid*, not Kool-Aid.
eeoxeg7
[annoyance]
Pig Latin kills me internally this is why plastic surgery exsists.
edoxlye
[annoyance]
Not sad enough fo here the skeleton is dead so he can't comit sucide
edvyqrk
[neutral]
I'm shocked, shocked, to find that redditors don't read sources and stay with the info they get from the misleading titles.
ee32myz
[surprise]
Been there, done that. Still alive and remarkably healthy at 51. The body is tremendously resilient
ed7sr2q
[neutral]
Oh absolutely. No way he should run in 2020. I don't know what alternatives there are though.
ed9fqtg
[confusion, disapproval]
You really don't allow children to come forward with bullying until they have video evidence? Lmfao
ee5plk4
[amusement]
Have you ever heard of Occam's razor?
ed2azde
[neutral]
Color me surprised. Take your "free" care and like it, peon!
edq4hsh
[surprise]
Just think of it as set in an alternate universe where America didn’t just take independence but went back to England and established their own colonies there.
ee09uet
[neutral]
You shot well. UVA's defense wasn't that bad that game in all honesty. People underestimate the amount of luck involved in basketball, bottom line.
edxg0ex
[admiration]
That's a big meal.
eefoxs7
[neutral]
It’s not even news.
ed2w9h3
[disapproval]
What's wrong with your cousin.
edmhzge
[curiosity]
Depends, but it seems that more states restrict teen drivers from packing their cars with friends than not.
edj0qa9
[neutral]
You are megalophobic, my friend. Welcome to the club.
ed4ngnx
[gratitude]
Was stabbed by a pencil when I was younger, can confirm gave me all the knowledge of the universe.
edwn6ow
[approval]
I like [NAME] but I disagree with him here. Then again it's not much surprise that a mega rich globetrotter that lives next to [NAME] would hold such views.
edo8w0i
[disapproval, love]
With those pieces I’d be surprised 😒
ednaldp
[surprise]
That's racist.
ee6cd75
[neutral]
After the first sentence you were my best friend. Then came the second sentence and now I really don’t like you.
eergsn2
[annoyance]
Just eat it after. Lol. Im kidding, but it would honestly be the best recycling option. Not that anyone is going to do it.
eegd3ei
[amusement]
Dude. There should be like...underpants with a huge pouch for your balls then. When you age those guys get so saggy.
edcyjm0
[neutral]
I was also bullied at work. I was on lithium for a while. You're not alone.
edkc35l
[sadness]
That would be cool
ediv6d4
[optimism]
Can't help that the president hangs out with the bottom of the barrel.
eesspc2
[disappointment]
very familiar image
eepothy
[neutral]
I'm surprised no one posted a Meat thread yet...
eev3yus
[surprise]
I highly doubt it man. You should be in the clear.
edg8aki
[neutral]
It had bad spelling but i understood it u grammqr nazi
ed7zu10
[annoyance]
Thank you kind stranger. You might have just made my eyes mist a little.
ee9r6hp
[gratitude, optimism]
Thank you for not making a cake day shit post
ee7fdn2
[gratitude]
The shocking conclusion.
edxsah4
[surprise]
You mean the festival up in the domain?
ed0e3a2
[curiosity]
poor [NAME]. Someone else on here called her [NAME] from Family Ties. 😂😂 I legit feel for her.
ef35g63
[caring]
I dont blame you I have a stuffed otter my gf and I got in Catalina I wont even let my niece play with it
ef8aufx
[neutral]
Bjj= Brazilian jujitsu, they are known to have stupid think necks due to constantly being grabbed around the neck while grappling.
edrabj9
[neutral]
I left the profession for exactly that reason. I couldn't emotionally handle the apathy
ee1gnq7
[neutral]
Hell it was made clear when I was in High School 5 years ago that we aren't playing a game that's ' too violent '
eejyht6
[disappointment]
ah, i see. yeah it’s true that the title does seem pretty flippant, though maybe the article itself is better?
eeeq1o3
[approval]
If they don't mention their children within 5 minutes of conversing with them.
eekpn5e
[neutral]
Especially since he did well last season outside of Yankee stadium.
eene58m
[gratitude]
Time goes fast so this 43 years relation must feels like if it was yesterday!
eec2nfx
[neutral]
Is that even legal? Isn’t that signing under false pretences?
eeiq93i
[neutral]
Nobody likes you
ee8k6di
[annoyance]
The fact that you stayed this long really doesn’t but the blame on him, you chose this relationship
eewvj0j
[disappointment]
I have multiple throwaways for the embarrassing or depressing things I need to get off my chest.
ef6y1l5
[embarrassment]
[NAME] would be a disaster for the progressive movement. [NAME], [NAME] and [NAME], not much better.
eewqcbb
[neutral]
This guy also has scorching speed on the bases.
ee5kp4w
[admiration, neutral]
Dear [NAME], **DON'T FUCK THIS UP** Love, Me
efeij4o
[love]
By all means, go for it. We'll all be much happier when you're not dragging us down anymore.
eeaq6n6
[approval]
> You first. Really. I have. I reject both, but I can do it separately because they're not necessarily correlated beliefs.
eetnatn
[neutral]
i love this
eczs7zu
[love]
Oh jeez I missed that :(
ed5ehzo
[disappointment, remorse]
As a Broncos fan living in KC. GO COLTS!!!
edcjtts
[neutral]
I've had a few blisters from hot welds, but nothing that bad...
ee605ki
[neutral]
I'm American and only speak English and didn't get that pun either...
ee9cxi4
[neutral]
These subtitles are stupid & unnecessary.
ed3jtpa
[annoyance]
You need professional help for that level of paranoia.
eent75p
[caring]
So that means the Vikings are the Purple Cobras...
edj4k31
[neutral]
Herpes is forever!
edebpek
[neutral]
Unlucky, pricks.
eetwt01
[embarrassment]
don't you know? the world is america only [NAME] Bless.
ed00002
[curiosity]
Cheers mate.
een3wp8
[excitement]
Not for us it wasn't. Video please!!!
edrgsq7
[neutral]
I I'm so honored
ee2a3l1
[gratitude]
[NAME] at least has a pretty face and great skin. [NAME] looks like a cabbage patch kid.
eezzs4q
[admiration]
our boi famous
ee51w6p
[admiration, neutral]
i would not want to be they guy operating the reloader while 2000RPM of 30mm shells are firing
eenvuz3
[disapproval]
Having fled to the other side of the planet 15 years ago.
eddiqqx
[neutral]
He’s jackin’ him off! Giving him the Bolton Special no doubt.
efdl0mz
[neutral]
Damn, dude lol You should've calmed him down.
edo2dzj
[amusement]
No we're not? Y'know the capsule bug happened on every server and not the ones which fit your narrative
ee1vqi9
[neutral]
It is hard to make up the new relevant points at times.... Revolution they say
edjy7n8
[annoyance, disapproval]
[NAME], looks promising for seasons to come as well
ededa3b
[neutral]
No. People just realized how dogs make good companions and the dogs in the US aren’t infested with various diseases compared to the ones in developing countries
eel958m
[realization]
Muppet. Nice not obscene insult. Thanks.
eetnzam
[gratitude]
Your comment reminded me of this
ef35rk8
[neutral]
So I’m not invested for the rest of the season. Wife is, though. Go Bears.
edf2ic5
[neutral]
Because he's a couple years older and not as good. If the trade is [NAME] for [NAME], then sure...
edhz0v8
[neutral]
I remember being a kid and everything I did was haraam like even looking at people was haraam :/
ee1vnzi
[realization]
Ok, we get it. You're a top.
edgkcyf
[admiration, neutral]