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Nonsense. People are either the best or the worst. All of the time.
ee305cm
[annoyance, disapproval]
My girlfriend always says “Them’s the rules.” And I love it. I also love “I don’t make the rules.”
eesp681
[love]
> us common peasant imbecile [NAME]. At least you admit it.
edm940k
[annoyance]
Because you’re insecure with double standards, got it.
eejf3px
[approval]
What's your opinion of Genji?
ed9tlgg
[curiosity]
Do not send money by Western Union to anyone in China. It's 99.9% scam.
ed4c1jl
[neutral]
Oh this belongs here
efdtqu9
[realization, surprise]
This is where the fun begins.
edjnofw
[amusement]
[NAME] with 8 mins, [NAME] with 30. Disagree.
eetpocr
[neutral]
This guy is in prison for meeting up with a 13 year old girl or whatnot btw
edu4fwd
[neutral]
Love is a drug
edprwx4
[neutral]
Thank you. Language is weird. Why do you have multiple words for the same thing?
eeihmkq
[gratitude]
If "everything is political" then nothing is political because it's all the same. You know what I meant by "political".
ed6defq
[annoyance, disapproval]
I need to find a term for this so badly.
edrfrfc
[neutral]
Lol love that [NAME] and [NAME] are both [NAME]. And [NAME] as [NAME] is best choice. Should have brought puddy in though. Hah
ee2iuym
[amusement]
I've picked scabs bigger than most aborted fetuses get. I don't see the police knocking on my door for committing assault against a human being.
edg4dgb
[neutral]
Uh oh. Ummm, I need to take care of something.
eezu6ty
[caring]
One of the best photos I’ve seen of the Arch. Breathtaking.
ee09ar7
[admiration]
Only 7? Wow he's slacking. He must not have very faithful parishioners.
eealr4f
[surprise]
"Think about how dumb the average person is; then realize that half of them are dumber than that!" - [NAME]
ee3kuvz
[realization]
Argh. The most stupid and needless abuse of power teachers do. Some particularly stupid ones at least.
edwfv1v
[anger, annoyance]
Seriously! Like can any foreign power just come in and appoint a president?
eeutp6h
[curiosity, surprise, neutral]
> their personal choices and clothing are distinct from their legislation and policies. This has got to be a fucking joke. What universe do you live in?
ed3od71
[amusement]
I feel like it's the 90s when everybody wanted to make a record label
ee3fczw
[optimism, neutral]
The way him and his mom talk to each other is like a little boy and his Mommy!
ef0wcpk
[admiration, amusement]
As an [NAME], I apologize for the cranky old conservatives who are probably making ridiculously uninformed comments about your country right now :/
edlpzp9
[sadness]
Excited for this project to be finished when I retire in 30 something years.
ed37dzj
[excitement]
She’s fab but the reflection of that guy in the window got me curious tho
eeh1nrs
[curiosity]
Only six colors for this look, sweaty? I could do the same look with sixteen.
ef28j85
[confusion, curiosity]
Say it louder for the Dwight’s in the lockers.
edibnvj
[anger]
> I'm not sure why more people haven't been suggesting a trade like this because it doesn't make sense for the Nets lol
ee1wzt4
[confusion]
This moment ALWAYS makes me think of the “hzuh” Walmart rat vine
eeqear4
[realization]
I've been watching him rant about it on twitter the past few days. I'm curious what his opinion on the game is outside the minigames.
edo6anj
[curiosity]
No, I'm pointing to the fact that you think that without Capitalism, the only alternative reality is the Soviet Union.
ee1tadj
[disapproval]
Don't be so damn lazy, just type NEW YEAR'S EVE! I suppose you caled it Y2K also. - I'm so disappointed in you.
ed6bik6
[neutral]
I'd like to apologize on behalf of all Azwel mains.
eej9vud
[desire]
This is just a terrible joke
edaywdd
[annoyance, disappointment]
Being so rare and only giving you bad luck? Fake news
edi1l6p
[disapproval]
For the night is dark and full of terrors!
ef932d7
[fear]
Happy cake day, just in case
ee1irqv
[excitement, joy]
My kids (and yes, I as well) love [NAME] metal version.
eehan6v
[love]
Happy cake day to you too!
edobrch
[excitement]
I don't remember the taste, but someone on my strange addiction tv show ate her late husband's ashes and described the taste.
ed2u2g2
[realization, neutral]
thanks for the link, tested here too as INTJ
eegq2dp
[gratitude]
Aye the party left me. Now I'm stuck in with this old boys tadger staring me in the face.
edr2jzb
[annoyance]
"So long, [NAME]"
ee1mfdy
[joy]
Came to say the Ravens. I always pull for them no matter what for your laid or reasons. Plus their black and purple jerseys are so nice.
effzvgt
[admiration]
I am for socialised health care but how exactly would that solve long wait times?
ed58cxg
[neutral]
Come on [NAME], time to step up
edc1xaw
[neutral]
He sunk the ship to kill the captain.
ef4dgpt
[neutral]
I assume you have have kids because you believe that since condoms are not 100% effective, you may as well not use them?
ef246fj
[neutral]
Pilots omg... you are not alone there!
ef8jx5f
[surprise]
Prove he harassed them. If there was actual evidence, I would imagine at least one of the kids would’ve put up a video.
eehl2jr
[neutral]
It's pinned on the sub.
eew60b1
[neutral]
Big if true
ef4r9z4
[neutral]
i love that channel
eevm2ev
[love]
This maybe my favorite thing I've ever seen on this subreddit. I took a screenshot and I'm sending it to husband. OP thanks for the laugh
edqr7ji
[gratitude]
I am out, it is a beautiful day and the air is crisp and refreshing.
edf2ocz
[admiration]
No!!! I love emojis 😎😎😁😁😁😁💖🎉
edd6qi9
[love]
Wow 40 years at 18 wow how unfortunate.
ee481lp
[surprise]
Haaaahaaaahaaaa! Been there. I had a little kid do the [NAME] handshake on me. I just looked confused.
edk7qwn
[amusement, confusion]
Nah I’d use this so the government doesn’t know things about me or my family.
ed6jdqh
[neutral]
nah [NAME] ditto is a bad idea. Unless the marth is really bad he's gonna get 4 stocked quick
ed8fajf
[disappointment, disapproval]
It’s amazing how buggy this game is. Itd [NAME] buying a new car with most of the parts broken. We will fix it eventually.
ed9tqt3
[admiration]
After watching TLJ, I find it impossible to watch TFA. It's a sequel to some film, but that film is not TFA.
ef6xcja
[neutral]
Much appreciated !
edf9l2w
[admiration]
To laugh at the bad memes
efcxay0
[neutral]
You only saw one piece of luggage. I’m not a fan of overly criticizing the things we don’t see.
edlvtnz
[disapproval]
Grizzly bear is a type of brown bear.
ee6er1b
[neutral]
Notice how none of them have kids
eep3j6h
[neutral]
This was not on night sight Not OP but also used Pixel 3 to take similar picture from springs with binoculars carefully in line with camera
eencq6e
[neutral]
Stocks have less market friction...there is also more chaos due to the amount of individuals vying to make money there, compared to here.
edp323f
[confusion]
We are on the same boat mate. Im pretty sure many people did.
ed8fnik
[approval]
Didn't even realize that the Mazda was a competition. It's always a Camry and Accord.
eep6vxo
[realization]
I'm just glad I've never heard of this game before otherwise this news would be disappointing.
eff051i
[disappointment]
Just Wow.
edn54ns
[admiration]
This, and its about to (already has, reallly) start happening to [NAME].
ed70j2g
[neutral]
Locked it in chastity
eeeaj02
[neutral]
Oh cool another manufactured awful [NAME] pushing untalented rapper. It’s getting more obvious as time goes by
efh70am
[disapproval]
Same, ASMR is nightmarish. My skin crawls just thinking about it.
eetgsio
[fear, nervousness]
Brave soul.
eda49ey
[admiration]
You came to the wrong neighborhood bud lololol.
ef8umju
[amusement]
Omg at this rate he's gonna be in the next smash bros
efdo4w6
[surprise]
This hits hard, sadly both of my relationships have been toxic so I've decided not to start any new ones until I start going to uni
edfcumq
[sadness]
Well I wish we could all get along too.
eeq0z87
[desire]
I’m gonna do lsd again in 2 weeks
ed45zia
[neutral]
He seems to think that will take too long. I guess he’d rather complain to me.
eeqz49j
[neutral]
The map is not the territory. This is all I kept thinking.
ee2cjkr
[neutral]
How she used the entire video without any editing.... that’s copyright
edfus2d
[surprise]
I love Simpsons alternative art because it really drives home how great these characters are and how relatable they are.
edor8sj
[admiration, love]
Show him how hilarious season 1 and 2 of Family Guy is. Then show him how incredibly stupid the rest of the series is.
efc7vlp
[annoyance]
Hey friendo nothing down here but there are ALL SORTS of interesting smells!
efh0epk
[approval]
I read the title, and honestly I thought it was [NAME] and his Telkom bill again
edqbrv7
[neutral]
yeahhh fellow new shift here too * high five *. Congrats!
edks2by
[admiration, gratitude]
I'm looking forward to this way more than Captain Marvel. It's actually not even close
ee3s8id
[excitement]
1. The pullout method is a lousy strategy. 2. You might have an STD 3. You might have other problems Go see your doctor
edyiy6o
[neutral]
Nope. Has been and still is my favorite
eev4n9v
[admiration]
You didn't write that very clearly at all. I Wish You Would is a cover anyway, and I highly doubt that was the point of the tweet.
ef1rlcr
[neutral]
I said this somewhere else.. but I swear that man in the hood is caucasian... But that was actually hilarious
effka4d
[amusement]
Funny you ask
eebgrbg
[amusement]