rqchao/spongebob · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Patrick: Uh... I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie! Patrick: Well, I hope that monster's carrying some syrup!	Yeah, cause if he's eating us, he's having pancakes for lunch! Patrick, we did it!
Patrick: We're not gonna be eaten!	Hooray for not being eaten!
Patrick: Hooray! SpongeBob & Patrick: We're not gonna be eaten! We're not gonna be eaten! Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob?	Yeah, Patrick?
Patrick: All this not being eaten is making me hungry.	Oh, don't worry. When we get to The Great Barrier Reef, we'll eat like kings!
Patrick: Alright!	Alright! Now put 'er there, Patrick!
Patrick: Put 'er there!	Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer? Your hands feel kind of-
Patrick: Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use. Patrick: Oh, come on, SpongeBob, don't leave me hanging here! Patrick: Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?	Wait a second. Okay now.
Patrick: SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time.	I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- Our best possible course of action!
Patrick: Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. Ow!	Don't worry, Patrick, your patience isn't the only thing that's wearing thin! Grab it, Patrick!
Patrick: Grabbing! Okay SpongeBob, your turn! SpongeBob!	Oh, I got it! Whew, that was a close one, right Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, but it looks like everything worked out just... fine...	Patrick... Patrick, did you hear that?
Patrick: It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!	This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!)
Patrick: Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?	What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?
Patrick: Uh... selling gifts?	Wow Patrick, look at all this stuff! You gonna buy something?
Patrick: No, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs.	Oh, you could never have to many- Oh no! I just realized what this place is!
Patrick: You have?	Patrick, we have walked straight into a tourist trap.
Patrick: A trap!	Shhh...
Patrick: A trap!	Come on. Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets. Patrick, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantlepiece.
Patrick: SpongeBob, no! Patrick: SpongeBob!	Patrick, that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh, this vacation is a disaster!
Patrick: SpongeBob I- Patrick: I don't think this vacation has been a disaster.	You don't?
Patrick: No! Of course not, see?! We did everything we dreamed of doing at The Great Barrier Reef.	Patrick, you're right! We went down a sewage pipe...
Patrick: Like a slide.	Bounced off a huge anemone...
Patrick: Like a trampoline.	Hid in a nest!
Patrick: Like a fort!	And swung on some vines! Which are a lot like ropes! This vacation has it all!
Patrick: All except for one thing.	What's that?
Patrick: A way out of here.	My poor parents must be worried sick.
Patrick: I suggest we take a nap here until they come and find us! That way we'll be well-rested on the way home.	I suggest we start walking.
Patrick: I was afraid he was gonna suggest that. Patrick: SpongeBob, maybe we oughta take a break from the singing for a while.	Good idea, Patrick. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop.
Harold: Oh hey son, we're ready to go. Patrick: Wow, SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing.	Well, thanks, Patrick, glad you think so.
Patrick: Apparently I'm not the only one who does.	What do you mean? Who else could- Oh no, not again.
Patrick: The whistle seems to have soothed it.	I think it's offering us a ride!
Patrick: ♪Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road.♪	♪When I'm above the road. All I see is sky. When I'm above the road. On a giant fruit fly. When I'm above the road.♪
SpongeBob & Patrick: ♪He used to fill us with dread.♪	♪When I'm above the road. I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed. Let's all sing the above the road song. I wanna sing it all day long. Let's all sing the above the road song.♪ ♪Let's all sing along!♪
Patrick: Duh.	Thanks again. Patrick, I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.
Patrick: Me too. Margaret: SpongeBob? Oh, there you are! Harold: Okay boys, the boat is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us. Margaret: Boys? Margaret: Do something, Harold! Harold: He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.	Hey, Sandy!
Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob...	Check out our new balloon.
Patrick: Her name is Squeaky. Sandy: Sorry, guys, I'm working on my new invention. Y'all better come back tomorrow. Both: New invention?! Sandy: See? Both: Ooh.	What is it?
Sandy: It's a portal to other worlds. I built it to explore the universe. Also for quick trips to Texas to pick up some of my favorite barbecued nuts. Yoink! Old coot: Huh? Dagnabbit! That ding-dang, nut-stealing arm is back again! Sandy: Pretty nifty, huh?	Yeah. Nifty. Ooh, what's this do? Vroom, vroom, vroom!
Sandy: Hold it, don't touch anything. I gotta go grab some 1/16 inch diodes to finish the weld.	Patrick, you heard Sandy. We shouldn't touch this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this!
Patrick: Definitely don't do this, SpongeBob. Or..or this!	And under no circumstances should you ever touch this. Boink.
Both: Whoa. Sandy: Oh, no! You've activated the vortex!	Ooh, so swirly.
Patrick: Look at all the colors. Sandy: Whatever you do, don't walk into it! Patrick: Can we skip into it? Sandy: SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, you stop right now! Now turn around. Now walk. Sandy: Oh. Those two ain't no smarter than a circus peanut.	Wow!
Patrick: Whoa!	Oh, oh!
Patrick: Goodness. Mm, mmm.	Wow. We've entered a whole new dimension. Uh, a blank, white, empty one.
Patrick: Must be the boring dimension. Let's go home.	Maybe there's an exit this way. Huh, hmm, must've made a wrong turn. Huh? Patrick, there's no escape! There's no escape, Patrick!
Patrick: I can't take it! Let me out of here! Both: Hmm. Huh? Ooh!	Mm... Oh, Patrick, watch this! Boink. Whoops, sorry!
Patrick: Heh, draw some more!	Nice décor. Hmm.
Patrick: Oh, my house! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah! Hey!	Oops, forgot to draw the ground.
Patrick: Ahh. Patrick's tum-tum: I'm starving.	No problem. Two patties coming right up! Your doodle patty, sir.
Patrick: Tastes weird.	Yeah, they are a little dry.
Patrick: I miss real Krabby Patties!	I miss Mr. Krabs.
Patrick: I miss Sandy.	I miss Gary.
Both: I miss Squidward! Patrick: You know who I miss most of all? SpongeBob!	But Patrick, I'm right here. Aww, isn't he cute?
Patrick: How do you do?	Ooh, I'm next on the hug list.
Patrick: Oh, oh! He disappeared! Oh, why was a cursed with the hug of death? Why?!	He's not gone, Patrick. He's right there on your tum-tum.
Doodle Clones: You doodle! Patrick: Get 'em off! Get 'em off me, SpongeBob!	Hold on, Patrick!
Patrick: Oh, thanks, buddy.	You're welcome. I guess we need to be more careful. Nice DoodleBob. Put the pencil down.
Patrick: Oh, run! Patrick: What are we gonna do, SpongeBob?	We'll have to fight doodle with doodle. Hold it right there. You're no match for my doodle squad! Attack! Patrick, run!
Patrick: Ooh!	Patrick, I'm going in. Cover me.
Patrick: I gotcha, buddy!	Huh? Whoa! What? Hey, where'd DoodleBob go?
Patrick: Over here.	Yipe! You let him go, Doodle! Patrick! Don't worry, Patrick! I'm coming for you!
Patrick: Good to know!	Surrender peacefully, DoodleBob, or face the wrath of... SpongeBob, Knight of the Square Table! Charge! Ha-ha! Release my friend before I get really tough! I gotcha! I gotcha!
Both: Oof! Patrick: What are we gonna do?	In here. Phew.
Patrick: Nah-nah, you missed us! Now you gotta kiss us! Patrick: Nah-nah...	Patrick!
Patrick: What?	Oh, we'll never get back home!
Patrick: We'll never see our balloon Squeaky again!	Oh, Squeaky! Squeaky! Grab on, buddy! Too slow, DoodleBob!
Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob.	Here, Patrick!
Patrick: Oh, ooh, uh... snip!	Well, that's the end of DoodleBob.
Patrick: But we're still stuck here.	Oh, yeah. Too bad Sandy isn't here. She'd find a way to get us back home. Wait a minute, Patrick! Doodle us home, Sandy.
Doodle Sandy: Bleeble blobble blortex! Both: Yay! Thanks, Sandy! Patrick: Whoo!	Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Sandy: Hmm, mm-hmm... What the—?	Sandy, we're back!
Sandy: I ain't fixed the vortex yet! How in tarnation did you get back?	Sandy saved us.
Sandy: What? Huh? Huh? Old coot: Give me back my nuts!	You wanted to see me, sir?
Mr. Krabs: Pull up a seat, boy.	Mr. Krabs, there aren't any chairs.
Mr. Krabs: Sit down! Now you've worked here for quite some time, boy.	Ooh, yes, sir. And they've been the best years of my life, sir.
Mr. Krabs: That said fact aside, midway through today's lunch rush, we ran out of the secret ingredient to the secret formuler!	No!
Mr. Krabs: Listen up, boy, any minute now, a truck driver is going to arrive, and I'm entrusting you to retrieve the secret ingredient! And I need you to do this without any foul-ups! Understand?	Could you repeat that?
Mr. Krabs: It's time! Now go! And make sure to guard it with your life!	I won't let you down.
Mr. Krabs: Wait!	Yes?
Mr. Krabs: If something happens to that secret ingredient... don't bother coming back to work! S.W.A.T. Team Member 1: You BobPants?	Uh, SpongeBob.
S.W.A.T. Team Member 1: Close enough. Now get out of here, kid! Plenty of folks would love to get a hold of that ingredient.	Yes, sir! And now, let's get you into the Krabby Patty, secret ingredienty. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?! No! What's going to happen to the Krabby Patty secret recipe? What's this? A hole? How did that happen? An incision. Almost as if someone, or something did this on purpose. That's it! A thief must have cut a hole, and swiped the secret ingredient! But who?
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What are you doing lollygagging about?! Get back to work!	Right away, sir.
Mr. Krabs: Hop to it! There's lots of hungry customers out there!	Mr. Krabs trusted me, and I let him down!
Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.	Hi, Patrick. Maybe you can help me.
Patrick: With what?	With this.
Patrick: Here you go, buddy.	Not that kind of help! This used to have the Krabby Patty secret ingredient inside. But now, it's missing!
Patrick: What?!	Someone stole it, Patrick! And we need to find out who!
Patrick: Find out!	You and I are gonna have to do a little detective work!
Plankton: What are we eating this time, Karen? Karen: Something new. Plankton: Oh, you mean the secret recipe I came up with?	Aha! I knew it was you!
Plankton: What was me?	Oh, come on, Plankton, don't play dumb. You know you stole the secret Krabby Patty ingredient!
Plankton: Is this a joke?	Why don't you tell me. Is it?!
Plankton: Uh, no. Patrick: Good one!	All right, no more jokes! Either you tell me where the secret ingredient is, or we'll be forced to use other means of making you talk!
Plankton: Sorry, I really have nothing for you.	Then how do you explain this?
Plankton: Okay, you caught me.	And so the truth floweth forth.
Plankton: Yes, it is a Krabby Patty.	Mm-hmm.
Plankton: But, it's my version of a Krabby Patty. After thousands of failed attempts to steal the recipe, I learned all but one ingredient needed to make Krabby Patties. The most important ingredient, the secret ingredient. Over the years, I've methodically gone through almost every letter in the alphabet. Right now I'm on the R's. And I've gotten up to raw sewage.	Yuck!
Plankton: Try it, tell me what you think.	Well, he's clean. But if Plankton didn't steal the ingredient, who did?
Patrick: Good question.	Only someone who specializes in science, could reverse engineer the recipe, based on the secret ingredient. Hmm, a scientist. There she is. You hang back. I'm going in for a closer look. Oh, my gosh! It is Sandy! Enjoying them Krabby Patties lady?
Sandy: SpongeBob! How long have you been standing there, buddy?	Oh, long enough, buddy.
Sandy: I was just storing food for the impending winter. Want one?	I'm onto you, squirrel. You thought no one could figure it out, but I pieced it together. I know exactly how you got all those patties.

Patrick: Uh... I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie! Patrick: Well, I hope that monster's carrying some syrup!

Yeah, cause if he's eating us, he's having pancakes for lunch! Patrick, we did it!

Patrick: We're not gonna be eaten!

Hooray for not being eaten!

Patrick: Hooray! SpongeBob & Patrick: We're not gonna be eaten! We're not gonna be eaten! Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob?

Yeah, Patrick?

Patrick: All this not being eaten is making me hungry.

Oh, don't worry. When we get to The Great Barrier Reef, we'll eat like kings!

Patrick: Alright!

Alright! Now put 'er there, Patrick!

Patrick: Put 'er there!

Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer? Your hands feel kind of-

Patrick: Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use. Patrick: Oh, come on, SpongeBob, don't leave me hanging here! Patrick: Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?

Wait a second. Okay now.

Patrick: SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time.

I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- Our best possible course of action!

Patrick: Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. Ow!

Don't worry, Patrick, your patience isn't the only thing that's wearing thin! Grab it, Patrick!

Patrick: Grabbing! Okay SpongeBob, your turn! SpongeBob!

Oh, I got it! Whew, that was a close one, right Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah, but it looks like everything worked out just... fine...

Patrick... Patrick, did you hear that?

Patrick: It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!

This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!)

Patrick: Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?

What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?

Patrick: Uh... selling gifts?

Wow Patrick, look at all this stuff! You gonna buy something?

Patrick: No, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs.

Oh, you could never have to many- Oh no! I just realized what this place is!

Patrick: You have?

Patrick, we have walked straight into a tourist trap.

Patrick: A trap!

Shhh...

Patrick: A trap!

Come on. Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets. Patrick, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantlepiece.

Patrick: SpongeBob, no! Patrick: SpongeBob!

Patrick, that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh, this vacation is a disaster!

Patrick: SpongeBob I- Patrick: I don't think this vacation has been a disaster.

You don't?

Patrick: No! Of course not, see?! We did everything we dreamed of doing at The Great Barrier Reef.

Patrick, you're right! We went down a sewage pipe...

Patrick: Like a slide.

Bounced off a huge anemone...

Patrick: Like a trampoline.

Hid in a nest!

Patrick: Like a fort!

And swung on some vines! Which are a lot like ropes! This vacation has it all!

Patrick: All except for one thing.

What's that?

Patrick: A way out of here.

My poor parents must be worried sick.

Patrick: I suggest we take a nap here until they come and find us! That way we'll be well-rested on the way home.

I suggest we start walking.

Patrick: I was afraid he was gonna suggest that. Patrick: SpongeBob, maybe we oughta take a break from the singing for a while.

Good idea, Patrick. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop.

Harold: Oh hey son, we're ready to go. Patrick: Wow, SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing.

Well, thanks, Patrick, glad you think so.

Patrick: Apparently I'm not the only one who does.

What do you mean? Who else could- Oh no, not again.

Patrick: The whistle seems to have soothed it.

I think it's offering us a ride!

Patrick: ♪Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road.♪

♪When I'm above the road. All I see is sky. When I'm above the road. On a giant fruit fly. When I'm above the road.♪

SpongeBob & Patrick: ♪He used to fill us with dread.♪

♪When I'm above the road. I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed. Let's all sing the above the road song. I wanna sing it all day long. Let's all sing the above the road song.♪ ♪Let's all sing along!♪

Patrick: Duh.

Thanks again. Patrick, I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.

Patrick: Me too. Margaret: SpongeBob? Oh, there you are! Harold: Okay boys, the boat is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us. Margaret: Boys? Margaret: Do something, Harold! Harold: He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.

Hey, Sandy!

Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob...

Check out our new balloon.

Patrick: Her name is Squeaky. Sandy: Sorry, guys, I'm working on my new invention. Y'all better come back tomorrow. Both: New invention?! Sandy: See? Both: Ooh.

What is it?

Sandy: It's a portal to other worlds. I built it to explore the universe. Also for quick trips to Texas to pick up some of my favorite barbecued nuts. Yoink! Old coot: Huh? Dagnabbit! That ding-dang, nut-stealing arm is back again! Sandy: Pretty nifty, huh?

Yeah. Nifty. Ooh, what's this do? Vroom, vroom, vroom!

Sandy: Hold it, don't touch anything. I gotta go grab some 1/16 inch diodes to finish the weld.

Patrick, you heard Sandy. We shouldn't touch this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this!

Patrick: Definitely don't do this, SpongeBob. Or..or this!

And under no circumstances should you ever touch this. Boink.

Both: Whoa. Sandy: Oh, no! You've activated the vortex!

Ooh, so swirly.

Patrick: Look at all the colors. Sandy: Whatever you do, don't walk into it! Patrick: Can we skip into it? Sandy: SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, you stop right now! Now turn around. Now walk. Sandy: Oh. Those two ain't no smarter than a circus peanut.

Wow!

Patrick: Whoa!

Oh, oh!

Patrick: Goodness. Mm, mmm.

Wow. We've entered a whole new dimension. Uh, a blank, white, empty one.

Patrick: Must be the boring dimension. Let's go home.

Maybe there's an exit this way. Huh, hmm, must've made a wrong turn. Huh? Patrick, there's no escape! There's no escape, Patrick!

Patrick: I can't take it! Let me out of here! Both: Hmm. Huh? Ooh!

Mm... Oh, Patrick, watch this! Boink. Whoops, sorry!

Patrick: Heh, draw some more!

Nice décor. Hmm.

Patrick: Oh, my house! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah! Hey!

Oops, forgot to draw the ground.

Patrick: Ahh. Patrick's tum-tum: I'm starving.

No problem. Two patties coming right up! Your doodle patty, sir.

Patrick: Tastes weird.

Yeah, they are a little dry.

Patrick: I miss real Krabby Patties!

I miss Mr. Krabs.

Patrick: I miss Sandy.

I miss Gary.

Both: I miss Squidward! Patrick: You know who I miss most of all? SpongeBob!

But Patrick, I'm right here. Aww, isn't he cute?

Patrick: How do you do?

Ooh, I'm next on the hug list.

Patrick: Oh, oh! He disappeared! Oh, why was a cursed with the hug of death? Why?!

He's not gone, Patrick. He's right there on your tum-tum.

Doodle Clones: You doodle! Patrick: Get 'em off! Get 'em off me, SpongeBob!

Hold on, Patrick!

Patrick: Oh, thanks, buddy.

You're welcome. I guess we need to be more careful. Nice DoodleBob. Put the pencil down.

Patrick: Oh, run! Patrick: What are we gonna do, SpongeBob?

We'll have to fight doodle with doodle. Hold it right there. You're no match for my doodle squad! Attack! Patrick, run!

Patrick: Ooh!

Patrick, I'm going in. Cover me.

Patrick: I gotcha, buddy!

Huh? Whoa! What? Hey, where'd DoodleBob go?

Patrick: Over here.

Yipe! You let him go, Doodle! Patrick! Don't worry, Patrick! I'm coming for you!

Patrick: Good to know!

Surrender peacefully, DoodleBob, or face the wrath of... SpongeBob, Knight of the Square Table! Charge! Ha-ha! Release my friend before I get really tough! I gotcha! I gotcha!

Both: Oof! Patrick: What are we gonna do?

In here. Phew.

Patrick: Nah-nah, you missed us! Now you gotta kiss us! Patrick: Nah-nah...

Patrick!

Patrick: What?

Oh, we'll never get back home!

Patrick: We'll never see our balloon Squeaky again!

Oh, Squeaky! Squeaky! Grab on, buddy! Too slow, DoodleBob!

Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob.

Here, Patrick!

Patrick: Oh, ooh, uh... snip!

Well, that's the end of DoodleBob.

Patrick: But we're still stuck here.

Oh, yeah. Too bad Sandy isn't here. She'd find a way to get us back home. Wait a minute, Patrick! Doodle us home, Sandy.

Doodle Sandy: Bleeble blobble blortex! Both: Yay! Thanks, Sandy! Patrick: Whoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Sandy: Hmm, mm-hmm... What the—?

Sandy, we're back!

Sandy: I ain't fixed the vortex yet! How in tarnation did you get back?

Sandy saved us.

Sandy: What? Huh? Huh? Old coot: Give me back my nuts!

You wanted to see me, sir?

Mr. Krabs: Pull up a seat, boy.

Mr. Krabs, there aren't any chairs.

Mr. Krabs: Sit down! Now you've worked here for quite some time, boy.

Ooh, yes, sir. And they've been the best years of my life, sir.

Mr. Krabs: That said fact aside, midway through today's lunch rush, we ran out of the secret ingredient to the secret formuler!

No!

Mr. Krabs: Listen up, boy, any minute now, a truck driver is going to arrive, and I'm entrusting you to retrieve the secret ingredient! And I need you to do this without any foul-ups! Understand?

Could you repeat that?

Mr. Krabs: It's time! Now go! And make sure to guard it with your life!

I won't let you down.

Mr. Krabs: Wait!

Yes?

Mr. Krabs: If something happens to that secret ingredient... don't bother coming back to work! S.W.A.T. Team Member 1: You BobPants?

Uh, SpongeBob.

S.W.A.T. Team Member 1: Close enough. Now get out of here, kid! Plenty of folks would love to get a hold of that ingredient.

Yes, sir! And now, let's get you into the Krabby Patty, secret ingredienty. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?! No! What's going to happen to the Krabby Patty secret recipe? What's this? A hole? How did that happen? An incision. Almost as if someone, or something did this on purpose. That's it! A thief must have cut a hole, and swiped the secret ingredient! But who?

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What are you doing lollygagging about?! Get back to work!

Right away, sir.

Mr. Krabs: Hop to it! There's lots of hungry customers out there!

Mr. Krabs trusted me, and I let him down!

Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.

Hi, Patrick. Maybe you can help me.

Patrick: With what?

With this.

Patrick: Here you go, buddy.

Not that kind of help! This used to have the Krabby Patty secret ingredient inside. But now, it's missing!

Patrick: What?!

Someone stole it, Patrick! And we need to find out who!

Patrick: Find out!

You and I are gonna have to do a little detective work!

Plankton: What are we eating this time, Karen? Karen: Something new. Plankton: Oh, you mean the secret recipe I came up with?

Aha! I knew it was you!

Plankton: What was me?

Oh, come on, Plankton, don't play dumb. You know you stole the secret Krabby Patty ingredient!

Plankton: Is this a joke?

Why don't you tell me. Is it?!

Plankton: Uh, no. Patrick: Good one!

All right, no more jokes! Either you tell me where the secret ingredient is, or we'll be forced to use other means of making you talk!

Plankton: Sorry, I really have nothing for you.

Then how do you explain this?

Plankton: Okay, you caught me.

And so the truth floweth forth.

Plankton: Yes, it is a Krabby Patty.

Mm-hmm.

Plankton: But, it's my version of a Krabby Patty. After thousands of failed attempts to steal the recipe, I learned all but one ingredient needed to make Krabby Patties. The most important ingredient, the secret ingredient. Over the years, I've methodically gone through almost every letter in the alphabet. Right now I'm on the R's. And I've gotten up to raw sewage.

Yuck!

Plankton: Try it, tell me what you think.

Well, he's clean. But if Plankton didn't steal the ingredient, who did?

Patrick: Good question.

Only someone who specializes in science, could reverse engineer the recipe, based on the secret ingredient. Hmm, a scientist. There she is. You hang back. I'm going in for a closer look. Oh, my gosh! It is Sandy! Enjoying them Krabby Patties lady?

Sandy: SpongeBob! How long have you been standing there, buddy?

Oh, long enough, buddy.

Sandy: I was just storing food for the impending winter. Want one?

I'm onto you, squirrel. You thought no one could figure it out, but I pieced it together. I know exactly how you got all those patties.