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What kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket?
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A screwdriver.
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Why did the boy throw a glass of water out the window?
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He wanted to see a waterfall.
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Who was the invisible man's parents ?
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His transparents
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What do cars, trees, and elephants all have in common?
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They all have trunks.
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What did one rose say to the other?
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"Hi Bud."
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Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
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If you threw a green shoe into the Red Sea, what would it become?
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Wet.
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Where does a bird go when it loses it's tail?
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To a retail store.
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Why are fish never good tennis players?
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They don't like getting close to the net.
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If two shirt collars had a race, which one would win?
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Neither one. It would end in a tie.
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Where can you find an ocean without water?
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On a map.
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What runs around a farm but doesn't move?
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A fence.
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What kind of music do mummies like?
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"Wrap" music.
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
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In a snow bank.
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How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
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Put a clothes peg on its nose!
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Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
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Because all the fans have left!
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How does the ocean say hello to the sand?
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It waves.
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What did one wall say to the other?
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I will meet you at the corner.
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What question can't be answered with a yes?
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Are you asleep?
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What is the one thing everybody in the world is doing at the same time?
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Growing older.
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What do you take off last before getting into bed?
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Your feet off the floor.
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